Why is Lunchbox's Wife such a Kiss A**?

In this episode Ray and Lunchbox try out a new start of the show but not sure if Sore Losers Nation will like it. Plus Lunchbox's wife is such a kiss a** so Lunchbox spend his entire weekend doing free labor for the school. Ray took the mound in a whiffle game for the neighborhood kids and is still complaining out his arm three days later. Also BabyBox had his birthday party to celebrate turning 7 this weekend! 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Did you hit it?

Speaker 2 (00:01):
No, yeah, you did.

Speaker 1 (00:04):
Yeah, all right, let's go, man, let's rock and roll.

Speaker 3 (00:06):
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
Whoa whoa.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
Whoa whoa what if?

Speaker 2 (00:35):
That's how we start to show.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
Every so we start off with thirty seconds up. No,
I did that in honor of Summer Slam.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
Man, there's another reason you did it. It's because the
people nex door store studio. Now they hear us barking
like coyotes. Alright, podcasting. Oh, were we a little Yeah,
that's how we start the show.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
Yeah, that's just what we do, man, It's our little thing.
Is we like to whoa like Rick Flair? Man, did
you guys watch Summer Slam?

Speaker 2 (01:08):
You tried to go back to it now twice segue away.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
No, I didn't watch it. Did you watch it? I
tried to, like, where is it? What was it on?

Speaker 2 (01:17):
Was that McAfee talks about it?

Speaker 1 (01:19):
Was it on pay per view?

Speaker 2 (01:20):
Yes? Or I think you can get it for free?
But now McFee talks about it because he's involved. Otherwise
I'd have nothing, no idea about it.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
I did watch a video of some women brawling in
the stands and I'm like, what could you possibly possibly
get in a fight at at Summer Slam.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
I can't even continue with this conversation. I didn't watch it, Okay,
I mean, I don't even I don't people still follow
in the face. Oh no, they're gonna cut there. She
coming into record the Midday Girl for the rock station.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
Stop.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
Yeah, she tried to come in yet, but she just
went one. Oh was she was?

Speaker 1 (01:53):
Her look of disgust.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
She came so close to the glass her nose may
have touched it, and then she went the opposite direction.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
Okay, And I didn't realize she did Middays on the Rock.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
Well, is she trying to go live? Am I to
hear barking? I don't know.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
There's other studios, man, but yeah, I'm not. Yeah, I
don't know. I feel like my kids are at that
age where I should probably get them into wrestling because
I watched wrestling as a kid. But now I feel
like there's more like talking than there is wrestling, where
back in the day there was more wrestling than there
was talking. Maybe I'm completely wrong, but it seems like

(02:29):
they all go in the ring and they talk and
talk and then they call each other out. And then
they fight right there. I used to like it when
they just fought. Well, I didn't watch it. You never
watched wrestling as a kid.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
We never had cable, and we go to cousin's house
and we say, what is this guy in the yellow banana?

Speaker 1 (02:44):
Thon?

Speaker 2 (02:45):
Oh, that's whole covid. Oh, we never watched it. And
then I went to middle school and the kids still
watched it with the Rock, but we still didn't have
the channel, so I never knew the kids. What they
would say to go, you picked JIBBRONI, what do you
take this? Hey? Shove it right up here? You picked JAEPRONI.
I'd learned that from them. The kid is that one

(03:05):
the rock?

Speaker 1 (03:06):
He said that.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
I would say, you kiddy, huh, that's what he did.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
I didn't know that.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
See, I would just learn from them, and then i'd
repeat it, so it looked like I watched the show.
I'd be like, you're big, but I'd never seen the show.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
Yeah, I didn't know what the rocks at Like Goldberg,
he was past my time.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
And then there's stone Cold Steve Austin three sixteen.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
Three sixteen, Yeah, okay.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
But see that might have been the middle school version
of it, but again from the timeline. I hadn't seen
any of it, So all of this is just secondhand
from what I hear from other people. Even to this day,
the only quotes I know are from tim battle in
the hallway when he goes yeah, Jelly, Roll said Jelly,
and I go Jelly. I don't know. I didn't watch it.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
I didn't watch it. I feel like my kids are
missing out though, because I watched hul Cogan. My brother
was Ultimate Warrior, like we we had a rivalry in
our house. He loved the Ultimate war and his little
ribbons hanging from his arm and he'd starts shaking the rope.
And then I liked Sting and he liked Lex Luthor
Luger Luger. That was his buddy, that was his dude,

(04:14):
and so it was just weird. And then the Anderson
and the von Eriks. I watched them when they were
like black and white TV. I felt like when we
get off school and the Claw guy, he'd grab him
by the forehead. But now, like my brother has never
said anything about his kid watching wrestling, my kids have
never seen wrestling. So are we are we cheating our kids?

(04:34):
Are we doing something bad by not letting them watch it.
I mean, I just don't even know when it's on.
I just I can't follow the storylines. I'm not into it.
So am I doing a disservice to my kids?

Speaker 2 (04:45):
I would say no because it is so fake watching
the clip with jelly Roll, you and me give us
an afternoon night. We could do the same thing. I
don't get why it was that cool. He got logan
Paul did a flip on him and then Jelly Roll
or they call him like Jelly Croissant or something he
like did a cronaut or I don't know what he did. Bro,

(05:09):
it wasn't that cool. I saw the clip. It was fake.
It was fake because cameras now are HD. They're not
hiding anything, just fake. What are we watching fake dudes wrestle?
I thought there was a version where the chicks were
hot and they wore bikinis. Maybe that gets your kids involved.
Who wants to watch two dudes do these fake body

(05:31):
slams on each other.

Speaker 1 (05:33):
I mean it was cool when I was a kid
seeing I mean them flying from the like flying Brian
and Coco. Beware those people that would jump off the
top rope and the Legion of Doom, the tag team.
They were awesome.

Speaker 2 (05:46):
Okay, I gotta say this. Have you ever do you
know who Disco Inferno is?

Speaker 1 (05:50):
Never heard of him?

Speaker 2 (05:51):
So we went to Disney World middle school maybe or
elementary school as a family. My grandpa paid for it all.
We go there. They were doing WCW. I go, holy crap,
I'm gonna get to see it so that I can
brag to all my friends. And the one guy saw
his Disco Inferno and I went back to my friends.
I go, Disco Inferno saw him live? You guys watched it.
I was like, saw it live? What up? I've never

(06:13):
heard Disco Inferno? So I think what I watched was
just a local WCW that only happens at Disney World.
And it wasn't even one that's broadcast. Oh so I
go back Bryant bragging. I was like, you guys have
never heard Disco Inferno. The dude was crazy. He was
like dancing and stuff, doing the disco and they're like, no,
he's not even big. I'm like, that's crazy. Yeah, y'all
don't know wrestling.

Speaker 1 (06:33):
I tried if it is, like I do remember rubbing
the bushwhackers. One of the Bushwhackers' heads when he came
out of the tunnel at the Erwin Center and they
did their little thing, and I was up on the
front like, I ran up there and I rubbed one
of his heads. I was like, I'm never washing my
hand again. That was so cool. But then I washed
my hand probably the next day. And when I was
in college, Amy who lived across the hall from me,

(06:55):
Amy Farree, she her mom used to it's eight Ted
DiBiase the million Dollar Man shoot. I was like, excuse me,
Oh yeah, they did it for years.

Speaker 2 (07:07):
He pile drives me and.

Speaker 1 (07:09):
I was like, that's crazy. That was my little bit
about wrestling. But yeah, Summer Slam was such a big deal.
I thought should talk about it for a minute. But
now we can get to the real stuff. You want
to start the show.

Speaker 2 (07:18):
I've started it.

Speaker 1 (07:19):
No, No, you got to start it.

Speaker 2 (07:20):
How did we do the dog howling for five straight minutes?
And they didn't come over once? Because these walls aren't thick.

Speaker 1 (07:26):
Now they they're supposed to be sound proof, but you
can definitely hear Like if we knocked on the wall,
they'd probably hear us.

Speaker 2 (07:32):
The thing that got us going this morning afternoon. Is
that they requested the studio from eight am to one pm,
which is fine. But we went in there at ten
oh one after the big show, and what did we find.

Speaker 1 (07:46):
We found a bunch of stuff, laptops, the lights were off,
some water bottles, not a soul in there. So they
just threw all their stuff on the desk and on
the next to the computers and next to the microphones.
They were no where to be found.

Speaker 2 (08:01):
In our world, every second matters, Every minute matters, Every
quarter hour matters, every half hour. You get the picture.
If they're in there and not using it for ten minutes,
that's beneficial to us. That's a whole segment.

Speaker 1 (08:13):
We can sit there and do the intro, we can
do a little talk about wrestling and Summer Slam. I
don't even where he was at, but it's just frustrating
when someone says they're gonna be in there from eight
am to one pm and the lights are off, like
there wasn't even a light on. It's like, oh, here,
we're just gonna put our stuff in, turn the lights off,
and we're gonna go out to breakfast. But since we

(08:33):
reserved it, it's our studio. It's very infuriating.

Speaker 2 (08:36):
What about the one day this is going back in
a month. I'm not trying to bring up these feelings.
When he used his coffee cup as a placeholder and
then went and walked around the office for thirty minutes.

Speaker 1 (08:46):
Yeah, that was not good.

Speaker 2 (08:48):
That's essentially radio squatting.

Speaker 1 (08:50):
That's basically saying, hey, we are more important that we
can just put our coffee cup here. It's sort of
like when you were playing a video game back in
the day in the arcade and you put your quarter
on there, just say you're next. You still gotta be there, Like,
you can't just wander away and never and comes back
and be like, oh man, I'm next. Man, I love
my quarter there. No, like I get it. It's called
shotgun or you know what do you call a seat?

Speaker 2 (09:12):
Yeah, like you get up from your seat seat cheller,
seat check, seat check that way, no one can take
your seat. But man, when you're reserving a studio that
is primed, these microphones are so nice, the TVs are nice,
the cameras are so nice.

Speaker 1 (09:26):
So that's why we don't have cameras today. Man, we're
in a different studio because we got squatted on.

Speaker 2 (09:31):
And if you guys have been seeing the YouTube and
the Instagram. We are pumping out content. We are putting
out great videos. I haven't seen a lot of feedback
on the videos, but we're trying to do something for
you guys.

Speaker 1 (09:42):
Put a little clip out there, comment, share it. That
way people will see it. Maybe we'll get maybe two
more listeners.

Speaker 2 (09:48):
Yeah you can't, you just put Apparently you're supposed to
do videos as well as these downloads for these podcasts.
So that's so we got to wear many hats, is
what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
Yeah, we are. We are doing a lot of different
jobs around here. You guys think we just do the podcast. No,
we do a lot. We scrub the toilets, we do
the podcast, We make videos. We got the big show.
We gotta be parents, we have to. I mean, it's
it's a rough life out here.

Speaker 2 (10:14):
Well, and I woke up Saturday morning and did videos
and Basis oh yeah, And she goes, what are you
doing videos for? Are you Eddie who? And I said no,
This apparently is my new job with the podcast. I
have to cut these videos. So that's what I do
now on Saturday mornings. I'm a video guy. I wear
a lot of hats.

Speaker 1 (10:32):
I'm sorry, man, I appreciate you doing that. I mean
it's better than what I did on Saturday morning. I'll
tell you about it. But can I just say this
before we get started, Big Brother? Are they gonna do behind?

Speaker 2 (10:44):
I've caught up.

Speaker 1 (10:46):
Literally, are they gonna do anything?

Speaker 2 (10:49):
Because you're saying they're going with the straight or they're
going with the obvious picks.

Speaker 1 (10:53):
It is so no one has a strategy. I mean
zero people in that house have a strategy. The lord, guys,
I get I guess she's hot.

Speaker 2 (11:03):
If you don't listen to watch this show, you'll still
find this entertaining. The most attractive girl on the show.
Her name is Lauren and she claims she's a Big
Brother super fan super fan, which is fine, guys. When
they show her talk game, she goes, well, what do
you think I should do? Uh? So, yeah, I was
gonna put up Uh who do you think safe? I
don't want him to be mad at me. There's just

(11:24):
no thought, guys. Big Brother is all about puppeteering and
chess pieces. Oh yeah, I like you, man. Then you
go behind a door that guy you know what, that
guy's a piece up that that's what Big brother is
you're playing big brother. They're the puppets here the puppeteer
and they cut to Lauren in a diar room. I

(11:44):
don't know what I'm gonna do this week. Girl, You're
the head of the household.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
Make a move, do something. And when she gets head
a household and she's like, I'm gonna make a big move,
I'm tired of this. You know, no one playing big brother.
I'm ready to play big brother. My lord. I have
never been so bored in my life with nobody doing anything,
and I mean anything. Oh, I don't even know who

(12:11):
I like, like, I don't even know who I like
in that house.

Speaker 2 (12:14):
Well, and the one guy that is gonna be good
is the mustache creepy guy from California. But he just
rubs me the wrong way. But he's a good communicator
and he's he's one step ahead of everybody.

Speaker 1 (12:24):
He is. He's kind of smart and he has ideas
on what to do. The one guy that I like
the best is no longer in the house. That's what
I'm sad about, really is That's what I'm upset about.

Speaker 2 (12:36):
You can't say who it is.

Speaker 3 (12:37):
I'm not.

Speaker 1 (12:37):
I'm not, but that was my pick to win, and
so I was wrong on that. But it is absolutely
a boring season.

Speaker 2 (12:44):
Just so you know, we're gonna go to Break in
a second then eventually get to the start of the show.
Now we're gonna start the show and then go to
Break Truckers. This is how it involves you. You guys
are thinking of your next truck stop. Teachers, you're thinking
of your next class. Yeah, tractors, you're thinking of your
next cross. You're not thinking of the corner right now.
You're thinking of the beans in the fall. So for
Lauren to get on the show and she's had no

(13:07):
thought about how she's gonna play the game, they go,
what kind of strategy you're gonna use? Uh, I'm just
gonna play it safe. I don't want people to be
mad at me. I don't know who I'm gonna put
up her gameplay bro for her to I think they've
edited it too for her to string together a sentence.
I'd be like, girl, I can't even what's up? Vote

(13:28):
me out, I'm out of this house. I'm started listening
to you.

Speaker 1 (13:32):
I mean.

Speaker 2 (13:34):
She does. It's the slowest m O I've ever seen.
I would have crushed her. You put me in there,
I spun circles around it. I'd be like, I E
victed you and you're the that household. See you what
I'm out? Yeah, you're out the door piece.

Speaker 1 (13:45):
Yeah go pack your bags. Man, Like, oh well, lest
start the show before we get in.

Speaker 2 (13:49):
I mean you think they just put her in because
she's hot.

Speaker 1 (13:52):
Yeah, I mean they needed the bell.

Speaker 2 (13:55):
That's what I'm saying. We were born the wrong gender.
I would have been on the show any day, any second.

Speaker 1 (13:59):
They like, I think she really she might really be
a super fan. But I feel like that baseball player
guy has never watched show in his life. I think
that Ava chick is pretty funny, but she doesn't do
anything either.

Speaker 2 (14:12):
Right, she doesn't shave her legs. She doesn't know sarre
in the backyard on a live feed and I was like,
baser canceled the live feeds. There's no bikinis. I just
saw leg hare.

Speaker 1 (14:22):
That's not the most but I do. I mean she's funny,
like her facial expressions are funny, but she doesn't do
any game. I mean, it's just it's brutal. And then
the one tall guy, he's not even on the show.
He doesn't even show up like it's like, hello, guy,
like your cast to be on the show, and I
know you're a rodeo cowboy, but can you at least
like do a confession confessional or something like do something

(14:44):
like make an appearance like you don't you you are
irrelevant to the game. You don't even talk so stupid.

Speaker 2 (14:49):
Which it's terrifies me not to get deeper or anything.
But I think cell phones are dumbing down society. These
people are just a bunch of bots. They don't even
have personalities or have opinions on things. They're like, do
you like Hey, do you like what do you like
for breakfast? I don't know, I like eating what? All right,
I'm gonna go in the backyard, guys and play with myself.
I'll see you. Thanks, Nay?

Speaker 1 (15:11):
Were they always this nice to each other?

Speaker 2 (15:13):
It's the new culture. You go nice, you're a bot.
They don't have their cell phones, a lot of them, dude,
they're recovering from not having their cell phones.

Speaker 1 (15:21):
That's probably what it is. They don't know how to
talk without their cell phone. Because I figured big Brother
back in the day there had to be explosions and
arguments and all the time. And this is like you
go a whole season, there's not one argument.

Speaker 2 (15:33):
Well, and sometimes they start hooking up right away. Now
these people go, I know the cameras are in here,
so I'm not gonna hook up. I'm like, well, dang,
you can't just give into temptation. Can you start smacking something?

Speaker 1 (15:44):
Yeah, what's the point of watching? Man?

Speaker 2 (15:46):
Dude? You tune in season eight when I started, That's
what got me at Zach Moss and Evil Dick's daughter.
One weekend, I was like, Oh, what is this show?
And they're showing this all right. I'm seeing the overseas ones. No,
I haven't seen Night one. Hey, who wants to get evicted?
Night two?

Speaker 3 (16:07):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (16:07):
Yeah, I think we're gonna get married. Dude, they fall fast.
They have overseas big brother. Oh and it's weight. I've
seen clips on You'll just the clips will pop up
way better. I mean they're all none of them wear clothes,
and it's just like, oh yeah, so last night, so
I'm gonna goude don't go to walk in a room.
And it's not because people are talking game. It's because

(16:28):
they're hooking up. Man.

Speaker 1 (16:31):
America sucks, man, I'm moving. I'm moving. After we start
the show. I'm moving. Let's go.

Speaker 2 (16:36):
All right, Rosie, We're gonna do it live. She's somewhere
she went to like the equators.

Speaker 1 (16:44):
You're right, You're right, I think she did. That's really funny.

Speaker 2 (16:47):
We're gonna do it live.

Speaker 1 (16:49):
Wa oh the one, two three, so loser, what up, everybody?
I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports, so
I'll give you the sports facts, my sports opinions, because
I'm pretty much a sports genius. Y'all.

Speaker 2 (17:04):
It is Susan. I'm from the north. I'm an alpha male.
I live on the north side of Nashville, Bayser. My
wife didn't leave the North Side this entire weekend. It
was wild, just living in the country. Two acres. We
got two kids at Vanderbilt, justin hopefully he checks on them,
no idea what he's been up to. And then dive
have a heart attack. When I'm seventy two and my
new thing that I'm trying to see if it sticks,
retire from the podcast in two years.

Speaker 1 (17:25):
I don't like that line.

Speaker 2 (17:27):
Ray, You're trying to get people.

Speaker 1 (17:29):
To listen, not to tune out. We're trying to get
them addicted, not to stop listening. We'll take a break
and we'll be right back. How's your weekend, man, Well,
not a lot of sports.

Speaker 2 (17:41):
But what I told you on Friday is exactly what
I did. I said, we had a family pool party
on Sunday, so there was a one drink limit on
Friday and a two drink limit on Saturday. That's exactly
what I did. We went to the town Square on Friday.
We were the only people under eighty okay. I was
there for ten minutes and we got out and I
did did fine. I went to this mom and pop

(18:03):
pawnshop and they had a Luka doncic grated Jim meant
ten rookie card and had it for thirty five dollars,
and I talked him down to thirty and they sold
it to me. It's worth two hundred and fifty dollars.
I could sell it today for two hundred and fifty. Well,
then do it all right, bet bet? And then that
was the end of that. We went home after I

(18:24):
got my Luca felt great about that. May head back
again today for a Skeens card. I saw I need
to look it up. You got to act like you
don't know cards. So I was like, oh, what is
this luka, donkey, oh what don'tchic oh okay, act like
you don't know, but you're really googling the price of
the card. They got a skeens. I got to see
if it's his tops rookie or his Donrius rookie. And

(18:45):
if it's rated rookie, the skeens could be three hundred.
They got a listed for fifteen dollars. WHOA, that's what
I'm saying. I may go back.

Speaker 1 (18:53):
What's the name of that place? He said, town square?

Speaker 2 (18:57):
Town square, man, try it door to door.

Speaker 1 (18:59):
Right.

Speaker 2 (19:01):
They also got some good desserts or something that Mazer
is ready to look for him. And then Saturday we
had friends and kids over. I played nine innies a whiffleball.
The arms still sore.

Speaker 1 (19:11):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (19:11):
Yeah. It was a blast that I was all time pitcher.
It was Baser and her friend versus the two kids.
The kids won nine to seven. I created the most
perfect game. We did a home run fence home run derbys.
It was phenomenal.

Speaker 1 (19:24):
That was great, man.

Speaker 2 (19:25):
It was a day out, dude. And we had the
neighborhoods neighborhood kids come over. I was like, and they
came over and they were selling bracelets. D you buy
any Yeah, we bought one, but I told him I go,
I'm putting a sign up. It's either gonna say no
solicity or no kids. There was kids rolling up and
down our driveway.

Speaker 1 (19:40):
That's great that that means you're a welcoming home. They
see the whiffleball and they're like, I want to go
play with that guy's kids. Oh, his kids are still
at Vanderbilt. Okay, can we still play on your wootball team?
So did other kids join in or they just came
to watch?

Speaker 2 (19:53):
So I went to bed and Baser was playing golf
on the patio with him until seven thirty at night.
On Saturday, we went to Yeah, I was exhausted. I'm
telling you when I say I woke up at eleven
am and played whiffle ball the entire day. I'm not kidding,
but the entire day and now what four o'clock? No,
until like six thirty seven, and then I went and
took a shower and went to bed. Okay, it's not

(20:14):
about another round of kids coming over to play golf,
and Bazer was like teaching them how to play golf.
I was like, you don't even play golf.

Speaker 1 (20:21):
That's pretty good. Yeah, that's a good weekend. Man. Let
me tell you my wife. You know, you know what
we did on Friday. My wife likes to be a
little kiss ass, okay, And so she decided that for
the entire first grade, if they pre order their school supplies,
they get sent to the school and then you got
to bag them up and put each kid's name on
the bag. She's like, oh, I'll do the first graders.

(20:42):
So she brought all these school supplies to our house
like weeks ago, and she organized them in bags with
their names on them. And she's like, all right, we
got to take them to the you know school. So
I go to take them to the school three weeks
ago and she goes, oh, never mind, we're not supposed
to take them till the August first. I'm sorry, so
we have that have to be in our house for
three weeks. So they've been sitting in our house for

(21:03):
three weeks.

Speaker 2 (21:04):
Sounds like the convention.

Speaker 1 (21:06):
Sounds awesome. I'm like, oh great. So then she's like
on Friday, she's like, hey, do you think when you
get off work we could take them up to the school.
I'm like, yeah, no problem, let's do that. We can
do it, no problem. I should be home at this time.

Speaker 2 (21:18):
Small question unpaid or paid?

Speaker 1 (21:21):
Unpaid? No, there's just being a kiss ass.

Speaker 2 (21:23):
Not that it matters. No, No, it does matter what
you did all this for free.

Speaker 1 (21:27):
I didn't do a damn thing.

Speaker 2 (21:29):
You guys lost your mind.

Speaker 1 (21:30):
I didn't do any sorting of any school supplies. There's
people out there getting paid to work for the school.
I understand that.

Speaker 2 (21:36):
Hey, let's help them out. Let's do it for free, right, Hey,
just like us on Saturday daycare it was free, exactly.

Speaker 1 (21:44):
You get roped into these situations. You know, it's a
little weird. And so I'm like, all right, whatever, my wife,
you want to do that, that's cool, you do it.
I'm not going to do any of the organizing. You
want us to take them up to the school. Cool.
So I come home from work, and what do I
expect when I come home from work?

Speaker 2 (21:58):
They need to be boxed up and put in the car?
Ding ding ding. Ray, Ray, you'd be great to be
married to me.

Speaker 1 (22:04):
Ray, you and me might be the perfect couple. You
like hugging up because I literally get home and guess what,
the bags are still they're still just sitting there in
the hallway. Well, then the kids are off summer break. Yeah, no,
they're already bad. Why aren't they putting them in the car,

(22:24):
Like what are we doing? Why are they not in
the car?

Speaker 2 (22:28):
All right?

Speaker 1 (22:29):
And my wife's like, oh, you know, I have someone
an inspector coming by at one o'clock and inspect the treats, no, no,
some of our house. And I was like it's twelve ten.
I was like, well, we better hurry then, and she's like, yeah,
I'm just finishing up on the computer. If you could
load him in the car, see you had the whole

(22:49):
load in. Okay, So me and baby Box two and
baby Box three. Baby Box one has no interest in helping,
He has no interest in turning off Pokemon.

Speaker 2 (22:59):
About the load in, I got to follow up to that,
continue and then the follow up.

Speaker 1 (23:03):
So we load the car and we drive up to
the school and we're there and I just pull up
right on the sidewalk. I'm like, I ain't going to
carry these things, Like I'm pulling right up to the school.
You parked on the sidewalk, parked up right up on
the sidewalk, right next to the stairs up to the school.
Toezone for sure and Baby Box is like, Dad, Dad,
you cannot park on the sidewalk. And I'm like, it's okay.

(23:26):
He goes, no, Dad, Dad, this is where we walk
into school. You're not allowed to park it. I'm like,
but school's not in session. He goes to a kid
after my own heart. Man, he goes, dad, Dad, you're
gonna get in trouble. And I'm like, it's fine, don't
worry about it. And we're there. We're we unload them all,
take them into the auditorium and set them there on

(23:46):
the stage. All right, great, And it's not Meet the
Teacher Day. It's Friday. The teachers are in their classrooms working,
and they were doing Meet the Teacher Day on Monday,
which is today. And I wasn't gonna be able to
be there because I have a job. A job, You
have a job, you go to.

Speaker 2 (24:04):
School all that. Yeah. Yeah, And so you know with
his kid, listen to that, guys.

Speaker 1 (24:08):
Yeah. And so I look at baby Box one and
I say, hey, man, should we go find your classroom?
He goes, can we do that?

Speaker 2 (24:16):
Dad?

Speaker 1 (24:17):
I'm like, yeah, we can do that. Let's go. Let's
go to the first first grade wing. And we go
down there and I'm seeing all the teachers' names on
the doors, and I'm like, I don't see your teacher.
And then I get to one door and it says
second grade, Like, huh, we must have passed it. Let's
go back, let's go back. I'm like, no, I don't
see it anywhere. I don't see your teacher's name anywhere.

(24:38):
And Baby Box two is like, Dad, Dad, can we
go to my classroom? Can we go to my classroom?
I'm like yeah, So we go down the kindergarten wing.
I still can't find Baby Box one's class. Couldn't buy.
I'm like, hey, man, I guess your teacher is not
really here. I don't know it doesn't have a sign up,
or they mislabeled the doors.

Speaker 2 (24:53):
Dudes asleep.

Speaker 1 (24:54):
And we go back to baby Box two's class and
he has the same kindergarten teacher as Baby Box one,
Miss Yeah, I was following, yeah, Miss Curry. And she's like,
I'm so excited you're in my class. Are you excited?
He goes, no, I'm not excited. Awesome, great impression, kid. Thanks,
and she's like, would you like to see where you sit?
And he goes, I sit at a desk.

Speaker 2 (25:15):
Which one Is this the middle one or the oldest
middle Okay, we met him.

Speaker 1 (25:18):
Yeah, and Baby Box one gives her a big hug like, oh,
it's so good to see you, and shed he oh
he had the same teacher, got it, same kindergarten teacher.
Following we go in, look at his class, We look
where he's sitting. We see everybody's names on the desk.
It's really cool. He's like he's not excited. He's like,
all right, that can we go? That can we go?

(25:40):
And she's like, I'll see you on tuesday. I'm very excited.
He goes, I'm not funny. I'm like all right, cool, cool, cool.
I was like, do you want to say by door?
And he goes no, all and I'm like, oh, by
the way, do you know I'm looking for Radcliffe room,
Miss Radcliffe, that's who Babybox one has. And she goes, oh,
I think it's up at the end of the hall,

(26:00):
Like you got to take a left.

Speaker 2 (26:01):
How old is miss Curry? Because I'm like thinking twenty
two thirty five. I'll see you right later on Tuesday.

Speaker 1 (26:11):
And so I know you. She I've met her a
few times and.

Speaker 2 (26:17):
Just seeing how the show's doing.

Speaker 1 (26:18):
Well, she knows me because there was a first grade
teacher last year that was a huge fan say Less,
and she whenever she got the class roster, I guess,
or she saw me. She went down and told her,
Oh my gosh, you have a celebrities kid in your class.

Speaker 2 (26:34):
So what'd you do? Go around and autograph the name tags?

Speaker 1 (26:36):
No, I didn't autograph anything. It's just I didn't know
this about the first grade teacher, Bock until I had lunch.

Speaker 2 (26:43):
Fuck, uh, why is there scribbling on my name tags?
So who did this? So we go down some Parrot's
overinflated ego. What parrot autographed every kids day?

Speaker 1 (26:58):
I signed everybody's backpack as walking out of school. Mat, Hey,
maybe you want to autograph cool man and let me
get you.

Speaker 2 (27:04):
Let me sign that his kids will give a crap
out anything, dude.

Speaker 1 (27:07):
And so we go down to miss Radcliffe, right, and
we kind of look in the window.

Speaker 2 (27:11):
What happened to Curry?

Speaker 1 (27:12):
We said by to Curry? Curry told us where Radcliffe
was because baby box one wanted to meet his teacher,
and so we kind of opened the door like, hey,
sorry to barge in. You know what I mean? We
were dropping off school supply. She's like, oh, no, you
just caught me. I just taking off my shoes. What
And so she's in her bare feet whoa, three feet
picks how's it going? I'm Lunchbox and and she goes,

(27:32):
are you Lunchbox?

Speaker 2 (27:34):
Here we go, No.

Speaker 1 (27:35):
She didn't say that.

Speaker 2 (27:36):
Oh I was gonna say the ratings must be through
the roof.

Speaker 1 (27:40):
Yeah. She goes, Oh, what's your name? And he goes,
I'm baby Box one, and she goes, oh, it's so
nice to meet you. I'm you know, Miss Radcliffe, and
I'm very excited to have you in my class. And
we're gonna learn so much, and it's gonna be such
a in the class isting all the way done. You
know that you see it right now, it's gonna look
like this mostly, but there's gonna be more stuff added
to the walls. Well it should be and thenday and
she goes, do you have any questions? And baby Box

(28:03):
just runs up and gives her the biggest hug whoa.
And I was like, oh my gosh, what an amazing kid.
He's excited about Miss Radcliffe, he likes her. There's a
good rapport. They're already friends. And so then we leave greld.

Speaker 2 (28:17):
As she just for the truckers, just so that they
can envision it.

Speaker 1 (28:19):
Man twenty nine?

Speaker 2 (28:23):
What the young school? I think my teachers were touching
sixties twenty nine. So we leaves again for the warm introduction.
I'll be here see you next Tuesday.

Speaker 1 (28:35):
So we leave and baby Box won Babybox two, and
I'd asked them the day before, what is one thing
you want to do before the end of summer? And
both of them, without hesitation, said trampoline park. So we
droped mom off at home and we head to the
trampoline park.

Speaker 2 (28:52):
Did you get rid of all those dumb Yeah?

Speaker 1 (28:54):
We dropped him in the auditorium. Hi, there, we did
all your free work for you, exactly, free work exactly right, exactly.

Speaker 2 (29:02):
Isn't that their jobs? All right?

Speaker 1 (29:04):
Right?

Speaker 2 (29:05):
She's like, the room is it ready? But if y'all
want to volunteer, we can get the walls done. I mean,
my gosh, Oh.

Speaker 1 (29:12):
I'm glad you foreshadowed that, right, because we go to
the trampoline park, and then that night we go to
the pool and there's another family that has kids at
the same school, and we're talking to them like, oh,
what are you guys doing tomorrow, and I was like, oh,
my wife signed us up to volunteer at the school
tomorrow morning.

Speaker 2 (29:31):
You guys are going for Parents of the Year.

Speaker 1 (29:33):
No, not me, there's nothing me. That's what I said.
My wife is a kiss ass. And they're like, what
do you mean. They're like, oh, my wife's like, oh,
they have different things like help clean up, you know,
vacuum do things. And the other dad goes, they have custodians.
That's their job.

Speaker 2 (29:49):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (29:51):
And I'm like that's what I said. She goes, No,
it's just really fun and the kids get to go
with us and they like to help clean. I'm like,
oh my god, here we go. So we leave the
pool and I'll tell you what happened the next morning.
Right after this edge of my seat. So we wake
up and we got the nine to ten am shift
on Saturday. Man, No, oh yeah, so what has happened

(30:16):
to our lives?

Speaker 2 (30:17):
This is so depressing.

Speaker 1 (30:19):
This is so depressing.

Speaker 2 (30:20):
You were at a school on a Saturday.

Speaker 1 (30:22):
I was at the elementary school at nine am on
Saturday morning. Man, Saturday morning, nine am.

Speaker 2 (30:31):
Here we go. Other families are just y'all.

Speaker 1 (30:34):
Oh, there's other families and they asked us, Oh, what's
your teacher's name. We're like, oh, well he has missus
Radcliffe and like, oh, there's no one in miss Radcliffe's
room right now, if you want to go in there.
She left a little you know, she left notes on
what she needs help with.

Speaker 2 (30:48):
Hey launch box and note crumpled up. Oh, she didn't
leave anything here.

Speaker 1 (30:55):
Item number one, If you would like there were some
laminated stuff on a she was like, if you would
like to very carefully cut those out in perfect squares.
I was like, not me. I don't like anything tedious
like that. I don't want to that to be perfect.
Number two scrub the desks inside and out.

Speaker 2 (31:13):
You're doing other people's jobs.

Speaker 1 (31:17):
And I was like, I can do that one. So
I got those Chlorox wipes and I scrubbed and scrubbed
and scrubbed the top of the desks.

Speaker 2 (31:26):
Novel Coronavirus.

Speaker 1 (31:27):
I mean, well, there's just a lot of writing and
markers and just also and they're filthy, filthy desks, I mean,
just rubbing and rubbing and scrubbing. And then some kids
come with a cart and they're delivering school supplies to
each classroom for each kid that had ordered them. And
I was like, you guys want to go help them?
And Babybox ones like, Dad, will you go with us

(31:49):
if I go with those other kids. I was like, no,
you can go by yourself. He goes, I'll stay with you.
Baby Box three, the three year old, goes, I'll go
with them, dad, And he's.

Speaker 2 (31:56):
Out already making friends. It's not even his school.

Speaker 1 (31:58):
He's not even his school. He's just wandering the halls smart.
It's like, man, I'm out cool. And then baby Box
two is like, hey, dad, can we go down to
my classroom? So Babybox one and Babybox two went down
to his class with Miss Curry. They're just down there
and we don't even see them. They're just wandering the
halls having a heck of a time. But me scrubbing desks,
scrubbing desks, I'm like, I look at my wife and

(32:20):
I'm like, I'm glad you're such a kiss ass. This
is so much fun on a Saturday. I understand our
kids are having fun, but this is humiliating for me,
Like I should not be here scrubbing dang desks.

Speaker 2 (32:29):
So you gotta get the AirPod. Put that thing in.
You're listening to a podcast.

Speaker 1 (32:33):
Yeah, but my wife's talking like, Oh, I wonder which
desk is gonna be his? And I'm like, probably one
of these, Like I bet it's one of these.

Speaker 2 (32:41):
But the teachers are geniuses and the school I gotta
tip my cap. They're playing on the heartstrings. Hey, help
be a part of your child's life. The ain't nobody
give a crap you clean their damn desk. Dude, you
just a pawn. You a pawn on big brother.

Speaker 1 (32:54):
I understand, I'm a pawn.

Speaker 2 (32:55):
It's just like, did they ask me no because I
don't give a crap the kids? They ask the people
that care the most about the kids. Hey, do you
really care? Then you want to volunteer, don't you? Why
did they not go door to door because people we
don't care. They're not my kids. My name Ben, and
I ain't in it. My name is Paul's up to y'all.
They go for the people that are parenting these kids.
So you get nostalgic and you start crying as you're

(33:17):
cleaning their desk, where as the rest of society, we
don't give a crap.

Speaker 1 (33:21):
I understand. I feel you, man. I was just like whatever,
but it was great. So then we go down to
Baby Box two's class and there's a mom in there
with her kid.

Speaker 2 (33:30):
She's crying and.

Speaker 1 (33:31):
She's vacuuming the rug, cleaning the rug. But we got
to meet one of the kids in his class.

Speaker 2 (33:37):
There, you go, see that might be the positive. That
was cool.

Speaker 1 (33:40):
So then he already knows someone in his.

Speaker 2 (33:41):
Class girl or guy guy, right, that's not to say.

Speaker 1 (33:45):
And his name was Adam, and his favorite thing to
do is play video games.

Speaker 2 (33:50):
Wow, motivating.

Speaker 1 (33:51):
And so we talked to them for a while and
they start wandering the school with us. The mom and
the kids start wandering the school with us because our
kids are running all around.

Speaker 2 (34:00):
Was there a dad around?

Speaker 1 (34:02):
There was no dad's man, there was one dad there.

Speaker 2 (34:05):
But that's not that might be a thing. People are
getting divorced young.

Speaker 1 (34:09):
And then a neighbor that lives down the street from us,
her son is starting kindergarten but doesn't have the same
teacher as Baby Box too. She was across the hall.
So he went in there and saw her and she
was cleaning the rug in that classroom. And I was like,
oh my god, it steaks so bad in this classroom.

Speaker 2 (34:24):
You guys are terrible, man.

Speaker 1 (34:26):
And I was like, and she was like, yeah, this
is the second time I've cleaned it, So you're just
scrubbing desk, she's cleaning rugs.

Speaker 2 (34:32):
Yeah, dude, what's the janitor doing.

Speaker 1 (34:36):
Oh he had a my tie and was just sitting
at the on the stage.

Speaker 2 (34:39):
Just please kinda come in Monday morning and be like,
there is a god. Dude, he's gonna have the biggest
blessing this morning. When he walks in, he's got nothing
to do.

Speaker 1 (34:50):
Hey, my job here is done.

Speaker 2 (34:52):
Like I'm good, I don't got anything to do.

Speaker 1 (34:55):
And I'm like, all right, col and we walk around
the school.

Speaker 2 (34:58):
Cool, yeay, scrub.

Speaker 1 (35:01):
But I mean that teacher I wanted to do a
gofund me because I wanted to get rid of that
rug for because that that rug, it has to just
be so old one too many years. It smells so bad,
so bad.

Speaker 2 (35:11):
I mean, you got to think some of the kids
have probably soiled on it.

Speaker 1 (35:14):
Probably, Yeah, And That's what I'm saying. I'm like, can
we find a new rug for this teacher? Guys Like,
if we're we're here cleaning it and you've cleaned it
twice and it still smells this bad, like let's just
get rid of it. It is so bad.

Speaker 2 (35:27):
What if it you just threw it away for like
you're doing her a favor.

Speaker 1 (35:31):
Yeah, but she would show up on Monday and it
would be like, where are my kids gonna sit when
we do storytime? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (35:37):
Oh so that was the reason. So they don't have
to sit on the bear floor, right, Okay, but I'm sill.
Guess what in third world countries they sit on floors.

Speaker 1 (35:43):
They sit on dirt. Yeah, and they're gonna be okay.
So then we walk back up to the baby boxes
classroom and there's another mom that has taken over our spot.

Speaker 2 (35:52):
No dad at this school.

Speaker 1 (35:54):
I saw one dad.

Speaker 2 (35:55):
He ray was in a dark place.

Speaker 1 (35:58):
And so we meet her and meet her kid and
we talked to them for a minute, and then we
go back down to Baby Box two's class and there's
a new mom in there with her son. So we
meet two boys. So there's a crapload of people in
this day. It's our nine to ten, ten to eleven,
eleven to twelve, twelve to one, like you have shifts, volunteer.
So we met two kids in Baby Box two's class,

(36:20):
two kids in Baby Box one's class, and we can't
find Baby Box three. He's just wandering the halls with
the older kids. He's having the time of his life,
running around in the cafeteria, like out in the gymnasium everything.
So then we leave, we go home and we head
out to cheek Wood Botanical Gardens.

Speaker 2 (36:37):
Man, the kids keep coming. This is brutal.

Speaker 1 (36:41):
No, this was awesome. They have castles out there right now.

Speaker 2 (36:45):
Is it the one by what's the golf course out there.

Speaker 1 (36:48):
Percy Warner. It's by there, right by it, dude, I
guess they have beautiful flowers in this amazing mansion. But
at this time of year, for the summer, they had
these castles. The kids could climb up and slides down,
and the cargo nets and you know, you go to
the top of the castle and there's fly flag.

Speaker 2 (37:06):
Poles and is Percy open.

Speaker 1 (37:09):
It's open. It looked nice. I never seen that play.
I never played there. I think it's only nine holes though.

Speaker 2 (37:14):
Yeah. Perfect.

Speaker 1 (37:16):
So we go there and then my wife they have
these mannequins that are in the mansion that are covered
in flowers. My life's like, we should go in there
and look at them. I'm like, okay, let's take these
kids into a thousand year old mansion with all these
nice relics and have them walk around politely. She's like, yeah, okay.
So we go in there and we're sitting there looking

(37:37):
at the flowers and these mannequins, and my wife looks
at me shoes. I don't know what's going on.

Speaker 2 (37:43):
So what do you mean?

Speaker 1 (37:45):
She goes, it's something about these flowers and the beauty
that they are presenting that I'm about to cry.

Speaker 2 (37:54):
Oh no, dude, you guys are sowing your fields. We
can't hang out with you guys for a while.

Speaker 1 (37:58):
I told her, I said, your kid like breaks his arm,
your kid graduates pre K. You don't cry, but there's
flowers on a mannequin, and you're gonna cry.

Speaker 2 (38:08):
See this is a good real life experience because now
life's so dumbed down for us. We're not emotional, we
don't give a crap about any Oh that's our wedding picture.
Baser's like, oh, where's my wedding dress? We don't even
care about. But kids bring care back to life.

Speaker 1 (38:22):
No, but she didn't care about that stuff. She cared
about these flowers on a mannequin.

Speaker 2 (38:25):
Bazer puts a puzzle together of our wedding day we
tore it apart and threw it in a box. I mean, man,
you guys have brought the care back in life.

Speaker 1 (38:32):
Yeah. And then there's a spot in the mansion where
there's just I guess there used to be stairs. I
don't really understand it or if it's just an art display,
but they have just like a little piece of wood
on the wall and it goes all the way up.
And my kids are like, oh, let's take these stairs
being funny, and the lady working there is like seventy five.
She goes, please, don't commit suicide here? What And I'm

(38:53):
like what She goes, Oh, yeah, I don't want them
to commit suicide by going on those stairs.

Speaker 2 (38:59):
Possible to use a lot.

Speaker 1 (39:00):
I'm like, how about maybe that's not a safe decision, not, hey,
don't commit suicide here at the mansion.

Speaker 2 (39:06):
Oh she has no care.

Speaker 1 (39:07):
She has no care, no filter, no like Oh like,
is that appropriate to say to a seven, five and
three year old didn't care nowhere, dear muffs.

Speaker 2 (39:16):
My kids have never heard that before.

Speaker 1 (39:19):
Yeah, and so we did that. We ate dinner at
the food trucks they had outside of the mansion. They're
at h the cheekwood estates.

Speaker 2 (39:27):
Your wife cry again. They had a flower burger.

Speaker 1 (39:31):
Then we had to go get ice cream because baby
box three where.

Speaker 2 (39:35):
Because I almost got ice cream? Where'd you go?

Speaker 3 (39:38):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (39:38):
There's one of us called dejon MoU or something because
it sounds like deja vu ah, but it's ice cream
that's funny. So it's a play on the strip club.
But it's for the dads that want to get some
ice cream.

Speaker 1 (39:48):
Now. We went to the dairy dip place that's been
around for like eighty years.

Speaker 2 (39:53):
Right, deja MoU reminds me of the back, good old days.
Deja vu ma milk, milt milk, milt milk. That's why
they named it deja moo because they know they dudes
used to go to strip clubs and it'll it'll bring
back the nostalgia and the play Moo's not there anymore,
it is, but but it's in our past. So it's
like you get deja mood. It brings back all the

(40:15):
memories with the boys. Man, you and me at Talladega.
That girl they gave us Italian food. You got the
big old milkers around your head.

Speaker 1 (40:24):
Would you like a lot dance? No, honey, I'm eating
some right now.

Speaker 2 (40:29):
I'm shit, is pasta sauce? Give the man a minute?

Speaker 1 (40:32):
Yeah, And so we we went and got ice cream
with the dairy Dip place because baby Box three his
one thing he wanted to do before summer was over
was get ice cream. Thought it was trampoline park. Now
that was one and two, this was three.

Speaker 2 (40:44):
Okay, dividing conquer they all end up getting all three.

Speaker 1 (40:48):
Exactly, ding ding ding. So we do the dairy Dip
not really sure to understand the hype made a little overrated. People. Oh,
you got to go there to get ice cream? Not really,
it's just soft serve.

Speaker 2 (40:58):
Have you been to I don't want to say it.
Have you been up ice cream? What ice cream?

Speaker 1 (41:05):
Where's that?

Speaker 2 (41:06):
It's on the west side.

Speaker 1 (41:08):
No, I don't think i've been.

Speaker 2 (41:09):
Sorry, you ask where I went? You went up ice cream?
That's where you went. Yeah, yeah, I'm agreeing with you.

Speaker 1 (41:17):
I don't really get it.

Speaker 2 (41:18):
It was just normal white ice cream. Yeah, it wasn't good,
like nothing special, And it's not really ice cream. It's
soft surf. It's not even real. Right. I have a
McDonald's on my corner.

Speaker 1 (41:28):
Ding Ding, So I'm not understanding the hype.

Speaker 2 (41:30):
You gotta go to dejaon moo. I'll head up there, dude.
The whole time I'm in there, I'm thinking of Milkers
because it's literally named after the strip club.

Speaker 1 (41:39):
It has to be same owners.

Speaker 2 (41:42):
And even Baser said, doesn't that sound like deja vu?
I go, yeah, I.

Speaker 1 (41:48):
Can love it. Oh, man, that's funny.

Speaker 2 (41:52):
Oh you went to a strip club this weekend? No, dude,
Dejon MoU it's an ice cream spot.

Speaker 1 (41:58):
I send there to Dejon mood. It was so good.
He excuse me, sir, you gave me talking about strip
clubs at work. No, no, deja MoU.

Speaker 2 (42:07):
Hey, would you boys like something for your lap whoa, whoa, No,
what are you talking about? Just a napkin? We just
bring napkins around, Oh, drigging mud something else? Oh slim.

Speaker 1 (42:19):
We went home, went to bed, and that was Saturday.
We'll take a break. We'll be right back. Sunday, Man
was a big day though.

Speaker 2 (42:28):
Yes, Sunday Funday and also uh Sunday Scaries.

Speaker 1 (42:32):
Sunday Scaries, Sunday Funday.

Speaker 2 (42:36):
And baby Championship.

Speaker 1 (42:38):
I didn't watch that.

Speaker 2 (42:40):
I don't watch golf anymore.

Speaker 1 (42:41):
It was a blowout that cam young guy was out
up by like twenty early on.

Speaker 2 (42:46):
But sorry to interrupt your story, but I just always
do love seeing some of these guys that I used
to bet on back in the day and they finally
win their one. I was like, no, Man, if I
would have just kept betting him for the last three years,
I would have finally won. I used to bet on
him three years ago and he never won. He'd always
lose the final day. When last year went to Charleston
and he the final day and needed him to finish

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top five, he shot like a plus twelve and he
finished like one hundred and fiftieth, like the worst final
round of any golfer in the history of golf.

Speaker 1 (43:14):
Always makes you feel good, doesn't it. But goodie good
he got one, and he finally got his first championshiob Cam,
good job, Andy Cam young Cam woard, first championship, first championship,
same year. That's legit. So Sunday was a big day
because baby Box turned seven on July seventeenth, and so

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we finally had the birthday party for baby Box.

Speaker 2 (43:39):
Too many birthday parties.

Speaker 1 (43:40):
We finally knew that we had to throw him a party.
Summer was coming to an end. All his friends were
back in town for so in the morning went and
got haircuts. Big first day of school coming up, gotta
have haircuts. They hadn't had a haircut all summer because
we were gonna do it at the beginning of summer.
Then we got through June, then we were in early July.

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Then we're like, you know what, why getting a haircut
early in July because then we're gonna have to get
one at the end of July beginning of August. So
my kids over the last two and a half months
have not had a haircut save money. Man.

Speaker 2 (44:12):
Yeah, Like they don't have social status.

Speaker 1 (44:15):
Right, it doesn't matter. And so we get the haircuts
and then four o'clock is the party and we're doing
a little what do you call that? Duck pin bowling
at the spot, not at that spot, different spots south
of town. Man has like four lanes. And you get
this little room and all his little buddies are coming

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and we are so excited and we get there. First
kid shows up and he goes up and he's like,
what's up, baby box, and he hugs baby Box two.
I don't get it, he hugged the wrong kid. He's like,
good to see you, Babybox. Yeah, our dad's around, Dad,
his dad's and my wife's like, no, baby Box is

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over there, and he's like, oh, oh hey, buddy, how
you doing. They were in kindergarten together, and obviously he
doesn't remember who he is because he hugged the wrong kid.

Speaker 2 (45:09):
Cool, maybe they look like how they.

Speaker 1 (45:11):
Do look like they are brothers. And then all these
kids show up and we had kids saying, oh, we're
bringing my you know, my two sisters because my wife's
out of town, so I got to bring the two
sisters so it'll be three of us. Then they just
don't even show up.

Speaker 2 (45:25):
And you'd already reserved that, already reserves that then sounds
like the Sore Losers Convention when we overshoot it by
two hundred people.

Speaker 1 (45:34):
Yeah, we think there's gonna be you know, one hundred
people there, and twenty six show up. It's pretty cool
coming this January to Nashville, Tennessee. And then Scuba shows up. Wow,
he was supposed to bring his two daughters just showed
up with his son there.

Speaker 2 (45:49):
You're gonna say solo. It's like Scuba, if the kid
ain't coming, then you don't let it go.

Speaker 1 (45:54):
No, the kid that we free, baby sat for Remember
when we had a slumber party. Yeah, uh, he was
coming with his two brothers then show up, So the
other ones ended up getting tied like Scuba's kids. Where
were his? He told me that they were throwing fits.
One didn't want to wear a shirt, and he was like,
you have to wear a shirt. Well I don't want
to wear a shirt, and he goes, fine, I'm leaving
without GENI he left without the girls.

Speaker 2 (46:12):
See that's more my style. I actually respect that.

Speaker 1 (46:14):
I thought that was great genius. One didn't want to
wear shoes, one didn't want to wear a shirt. One
wanted to have a snack before they left, and he
was like, no, we got to go, or we're never
going to make it to the birthday party GDG. And
so they left and the kids, I mean, my wife
spent I don't know how long.

Speaker 2 (46:31):
You don't got to say the price.

Speaker 1 (46:34):
No, No, she spent so much time putting kids' names on
each lane, like which one. She made a spreadsheet and
I had to type them all in.

Speaker 2 (46:41):
That's why she's great for the convention?

Speaker 1 (46:43):
Great?

Speaker 2 (46:44):
Or was she mix up our documents? Dude? We end
up having a bunch of kids that.

Speaker 1 (46:50):
A bunch of six and seven year old.

Speaker 2 (46:51):
Didn't getting alcoholic drinks.

Speaker 1 (46:53):
We have a bunch of kids on the list, And
so she makes a spreadsheet and I'm sitting there typing
them in and I'm like, no one is going to
pay a time into the order. They're just gonna be it.
So I just started putting player one player, two player,
three player, four player, four player five.

Speaker 2 (47:07):
On the screen.

Speaker 1 (47:07):
On the screen, you want to know how many people
went in order zero. They got there and they just
started throwing those dang balls. Three people bowling at once,
I mean people throwing balls on the other lane and
knock pins down. It was pure pandemonium for an hour
and a half.

Speaker 2 (47:24):
Tell her to save those spreadsheets though the excel. We
need that for the convention.

Speaker 1 (47:27):
Yeah, she's really good at that. And then they got
tokens to play video games, and baby Box got something
out of the call machine, got a little red yellow
duck or something out of the call machine. Then he
goes and they got those big lollipops in there, huge lollipops,
I mean bigger than your face, tall as him, and

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he played that like five times. I was like, Bud,
you are never gonna win that same No different call machine.
They're just the dumb dumb big dumb dumbs like Life Size.
I was like, don't waist your money, go play some
other video games. And so he walks away and one
of his buddies won one of the big lollipops. Oh no,
he's like, Dad, you said it never wins that. That

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machine doesn't really let you win. I was like, it's.

Speaker 2 (48:14):
Gonna take that to Vegas.

Speaker 1 (48:15):
I didn't think it would win.

Speaker 2 (48:16):
I mean that sounds like Vegas for kids, though it
was sitting on the same slot machine. Yes, Like, what
you gotta do is you gotta find the carny at
one of these local places and just grease him a
little bit, give him a twenty says your kid's birthday.
That's how you get the dumb dumbs.

Speaker 1 (48:30):
Yeah, And so we cash in our tickets and the
guy at the ticket counter was great because we only
had like five tokens whatever, and so they got like
fifty tickets. Really can buy nothing. And so they go
up fifty two tickets. He goes, you got a hundred tickets?

Speaker 2 (48:45):
You give him a big wing yep.

Speaker 1 (48:46):
And then Baba Box goes up there with sixty two tickets.
He goes, oh, you have one hundred and fifty tickets,
And I was like this, dude, such a bro move,
Like such a bro move. I think he wanted your wife,
do you he might have That's fine as long as
it got the kids some prizes. I don't give a crowd.

Speaker 2 (49:00):
Oh I just have two tickets. You got two thousand, missy?
How you doing?

Speaker 1 (49:07):
You got two mountains?

Speaker 2 (49:08):
Is more like it.

Speaker 1 (49:10):
So that was our weekend, man. I didn't watch any sports,
didn't get to watch anything on TV. I did Saturday
night watch a little bit of.

Speaker 2 (49:16):
Just been down there in that display case and you
can pick out whatever you want.

Speaker 1 (49:20):
I watched the UFC and I flipped back. I think
it was somebody versus. It was not Salt Lake, Minnesota
versus Club America. I think it is who was playing.
They went to a pek You talking about the Lynx. No,
didn't watch any of that. But yeah, that was my weekend, man.
So yeah, it was really nothing exciting.

Speaker 2 (49:40):
All right, I need tickets to when Messy comes to Nashville.

Speaker 1 (49:43):
He'll be here October eighteen.

Speaker 2 (49:44):
But he's hurt right now.

Speaker 1 (49:45):
He did get hurt. My goddaughter was in Florida. Oscar
and Brandy and the two kids. They were in Florida
at that time, and they bought tickets to the Messy game.
And my goddaughter posted on face but got to see
MESSI live the best day of my life. He only
played nine minutes, but it was still the best day

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of my life.

Speaker 2 (50:07):
See that's how special it is. So I need you.
I need your wife's ticket or one of your kids
tickets for that October game. Okay, I gotta see Messi
before he retire.

Speaker 1 (50:16):
Yeah, I just worry. This is what I'm worried about
October eighteenth, is that the playoff seatings will be already
locked up and sewn up and Messi won't play.

Speaker 2 (50:26):
So but I mean we'll still get to see him.
He just won't play.

Speaker 1 (50:30):
Yeah, you got to get binoculars to look at him
on the bench, or he won't even travel with the team.
I don't know, but that is my worry about October eighteenth.

Speaker 2 (50:38):
Why does it fall in the last game of the year. Dude,
I know you talk about regirts. My biggest regirt is
not going to that Messy game on the West Side.
It was like a two hundred dollars ticket, ten hundred.
It's worth every dollar, and he made that goal and
it would have been the spot I was sitting.

Speaker 1 (50:54):
It was worth every dollar, every dollar, every penny.

Speaker 2 (50:58):
Yep, that's on me.

Speaker 1 (50:59):
Yeah, and shout out to Batter's Box. Happy road trip man.
He's headed to Orange Beach in Alabama next to thirty A. Yeah,
he's driving ten hours from Austin to Orange Beach today,
So I had hey, safe travels man and Brett. Oh,
what if everybody that's a Batter's Box here with us?

Speaker 2 (51:20):
Yep? Yeah, and I hopefully you catch some bass and guys,
I don't know if I'm spelling it correctly. Was just
told at the family pool party, per Domo Beach the
most beautiful place this sixty seventy year old couple had
ever been to. Oh, Perdomo Beach.

Speaker 1 (51:34):
Looking.

Speaker 2 (51:35):
Look, anytime you're at a family pool party and people
are thrown out vacation spots, make some notes because guess
what they've been to? The bad ones?

Speaker 1 (51:43):
Yeah they know.

Speaker 2 (51:44):
And then a follow up me and bezer I said,
with you not wanting to put the boxes in the
car and your wife didn't put the boxes in the car,
It's funny the load in and the load out of
the car. We have our groceries delivered. Oh nice, it's
part of a deal, a Kroger deal. You only pay
nine a year and then you get free gas. Oh essentially.
But it's always they drop them off and guys, if

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you want to see two adult people make something up
that they have to do in that very moment so
that they don't have to go get groceries at the door,
wait till you see me and Baser, because Baser will go.
Just let me go in the back room really quick.
I got to do my hair real quick, and then
I'll help you. Well once she comes out, I've already
loaded all the groceries in and they're basically all in
the fridge and all that or me, Hey do you care,

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I just got to do this for work on the laptop.
Would you mind just loading them in? Because once you've
brought him in, the main job is done. If you're
not there within the first minute, you don't have to help.
So it's always Baser, Hold on one second, I don't
even I'm wearing my nightgown. We're in the country. If
you want to hear excuses, deliver some groceries and wait

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to hear what you hear for the next minute. Yes,
every time, it never fails.

Speaker 1 (52:54):
And then when baser goes to the door to do
the groceries, you're like.

Speaker 2 (52:58):
Whoa, I'm gonna sit here and watch on the cameras
to make sure she left. Why don't you go started?

Speaker 1 (53:08):
What?

Speaker 2 (53:08):
You just both go out there and start getting the groceries. Oh,
I'm sorry, I'll be thirty seconds late. You just go
do it. Well, I grabbed all four bags. Now I
don't even need the help. I carried it all on mine.

Speaker 1 (53:17):
Oh, I was just coming to help you.

Speaker 2 (53:20):
Hey, do you care real quick if I just hit
like two more golf balls. Well, I've just brought all
five bags in, so it's already done. Now you were
hitting your golf balls. Okay, But the load and load
out sucks. Man, I feel I get why your wife
didn't do it. It sucks.

Speaker 1 (53:35):
I was frustrated. I'm be honest, I was frustrated.

Speaker 2 (53:37):
It blows as simple as it is.

Speaker 1 (53:39):
It just but I didn't volunteer.

Speaker 2 (53:41):
Nobody wants to load the grocery, nobody wants to load
the box, and nobody wants to get the Amazon box.
Leave it out there, let somebody else get it. My
name's Bennett. It's up to tenant.

Speaker 1 (53:48):
I didn't volunteer to do the school supply. So if
you really wanted to do it, that bad Load the
dang car. Load the car, like put them in the car.
And what if she doing She was standing like, well,
I was loading. Guess what she did. Talk to the
name of.

Speaker 2 (54:00):
Watch Big Brother live feeds that too.

Speaker 1 (54:03):
Talk to the neighbor about Oh yeah, your daughters starting
in kindergarten too, it's so exciting. Oh money, the neighbor.
Oh yeah, we just got back from Dollywood last week
and this weekend we're going to the beach. Uh honey,
do you want to come help me load the bags?

Speaker 3 (54:15):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (54:15):
I'm just talking to him over here. Well, i'll be
there in a minute. All the bags are all loaded.

Speaker 2 (54:19):
Will you interrupt or will you just let him talk?

Speaker 1 (54:21):
Well, I mean there were two houses down. I couldn't interrupt.

Speaker 2 (54:25):
When Baser and Jessica, our other neighbor, gets talking, I'll
hit her with this. Hey, grocery's got here, let's grab him.
I hit her with a little bird call.

Speaker 1 (54:34):
Oh I like the bird call.

Speaker 3 (54:36):
Ha ha.

Speaker 2 (54:38):
Very rude, but effective.

Speaker 1 (54:40):
It gets the point across. And you known't embarrass him
in front of their friends. You're not like, hey, excuse me.
You just do kaka and they know what it means.
Neighbor doesn't know. Neighbor probably thinks I'm a dick. I
did the bird call in the middle of their conversation.
That's a good point.

Speaker 2 (54:55):
That's a good point.

Speaker 1 (54:57):
Goodbye,