August 13, 2025 • 38 mins
In this episode Lunchbox needs help with getting his kid's mind of of dying and the interesting question BabyBox2 keeps asking Lunchbox. Ray has a plan to scare the kids straight and Ray is very high on one NFL team which means bad news for their fans this season.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, go right, man, what up?
Speaker 2 (00:05):
I got a lot to talk about, Like I got
I got a question for you. I mean, I know
you're not a parent or anything.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
But I am got two eggs. That's right.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Sorry, So you had more than that.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
We have twenty three, but the two point two acres
kind of rolls with two point two kids.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Yeah, And it's also a statistic and it also goes
with seventy two point five is when I'm gonna die
of a heart attack.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
It really does that too. Yeah, it's easier to say
instead of saying twenty three, I got you, no, no, no,
I'm just saying like baby Box two is on this
kick lately, and I don't know if it's normal for
a five year old to talk like this, but I
don't like it. So we're riding bikes the other day, right,
(00:53):
they're riding and whenever there's like a little like sewer
great or whatever something in the road, you know, manhole cover. Yes,
those things we run over them are our speed boosters.
So if you miss these, oh dad, you missed the
speed booster.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
There's a speed booster back there. That's a great idea.
It's a lot of fun, are there anything else is
that can speed you up?
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Um? Not really?
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Who thought of the speed booster?
Speaker 2 (01:23):
He did?
Speaker 1 (01:24):
What an imagination?
Speaker 2 (01:26):
He's the one that said, oh, dad, he ran over
when he goes, Dad, you missed the speed booster.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Where do you work next to or live next to
a power plant? Why are there all these manhole covers?
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Well, don't they have them on all streets?
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Ray Nashville Electric, right across the street. I mean, have
you never attracted building?
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Have you never seen the street where there's a little
do you guys not have those?
Speaker 1 (01:45):
I live in the country, my friend. The manhole covers
out there, boy, good point. I don't want to know
what's out there. Boy, there's a lot of corn stalks,
a lot of cows, a lot of people with hey
and the teeth. Boy out there in the country, boy,
I ain't know man o color you're talking about or
coy In the city, you guys got this all high
(02:06):
for loot and stuff. In the country, boy, I ain't
a lot of that. Boy.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
So we run over them, you know, the speed boosters.
And then finally he runs over when he goes and
he is behind me and he goes, dada, dada, I
fell in the speed booster. I need help. Oh no,
I know, and I slam on the brake. So I'm like,
it didn't boost you, you didn't fall, and he goes,
I know, but dad, what if I did fall in
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the speed booster?
Speaker 1 (02:33):
And now you got to talk to him about the
children's riddle.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
I said, well, if you fell in the speed booster,
I'd come back and help you. And he goes, but
what if you're dead?
Speaker 1 (02:43):
That's a great point.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
And I said, well, then your your mom would help you,
and he goes, but what if she was me dead?
And I'm like, then your brother would help you. But
what if he was dead? Also, I'm like, okay, enough,
like with everybody being dead, Like, I don't understand why
he's obsessed with us all being dead.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
There's a word for it. I learned it in communication studies.
Don't know it, but maybe it's just being negative but something.
But it's beside the point. There is a thing where
people always think of the extreme, and it typically that
extreme is something bad. Negative.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Yeah, but he's five years old.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Well he's already developed dooms day uh communication styles.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
He literally was like, well, then what if he's dead?
What if he's dead? I'm like, well, someone help you with,
help you out, and he goes, but what if they
were dead? And I finally just said, okay, enough of
this talk. I don't like this talk. I don't I
don't know how to explain it. And I don't know
why he's fixated on what if they were dead? What
if they were dead? What if they were dead? Like,
how do I stop that? How do I get out
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of that?
Speaker 1 (03:48):
But he brings up a great point because I always say,
what if I can't get in the building, Oh, well,
ask the people at the front. What if the people
at the front aren't there. Well, I need to have
a number to call. What if I call that number
and that number doesn't work? I think the same thing,
just not the death.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
I get that it's fine about not getting in the building,
but everything is death. It's sort of like when we
got our new dog and we were going to pick
him up and they were like, how long are we
gonna keep him? We were like, well forever, and his
first sentence was or until he dies. That's true, though, No,
I understand it's true.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
But your dad's gonna die someday.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
No, see, don't say that. I don't like that.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
You need to no, because with doomsday people, you need
to also go there with him. But I know, and
he says, Dad, what if you're dead, who's gonna help me?
You're gonna say, right, son, I will be dead someday.
Then you're gonna ask mister squirrel. And so you need
to go down that path with him. He doesn't need
to be alone.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
I don't need to inform him that I'm gonna be
dead someday.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
What if I'm dead? Who's gonna do this podcast?
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Nobody?
Speaker 1 (04:49):
You're gonna quit? Yes? Well are you?
Speaker 2 (04:53):
I could bring in I could bring in callaway.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
But what is gonna happen? First you die or you
quit the podcast? What if we were to both die
in this studio?
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Stop?
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Who's gonna stop the recording? And will they put that
podcast out?
Speaker 2 (05:07):
They would never put it out?
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Why wouldn't they? That'd be amazing? Hit. All you hear is.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Why is it gonna be like that? Why can't why?
Why can't it be natural causes?
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Watch out? Latch?
Speaker 2 (05:22):
No? No? No? Why can't it be natural causes?
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Uh? Telbazer I lover man, it's been a good run. Man,
never said it before.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Man, I I don't think you snore.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
When that happens. But dude, it was just so weird
that he he says it all the time to at home.
He's like, uh, is this the one coming on the podcast?
He just came on the podcast a couple of weeks ago. Well,
he was a little doom's there, And that's what I mean.
He brings up dead and death all the time. And
I just don't know how to handle that, because hey,
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I already don't like talking about it, and I don't
know how you would talk. I don't know how to
get my five year old to stop talking about it,
Like he shouldn't be worried about that right now, he
should worried about living and being crazy and being out there. Instead,
he's like, well, what if they're dead? And what if
they're dead? And what if they're dead? How far do
you let him get with that?
Speaker 1 (06:27):
You dead? Your wife? Dad? Who? Then else?
Speaker 2 (06:29):
And then I said, well then your brothers would come
back and help. He goes, what if they're dead? And
then I stopped it. I was like, stop, stop, like
the family's dead. Like I said, we can't talk about
this anymore. And I don't know what it is because
if every person I felt like I was going to
say would help him. He would say, well, what if
they're dead? So it was going to be a never
ending cycle in like storyline. So I was just like, well,
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and he says it around the house too. He'll be like, oh,
you know what I mean, let's go to the and
he goes, or you could die or you'll be dead,
And I'm like, what what? Where is he getting this?
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Well, you almost need to scare him. What about the
time when you got the pickle juice in your foot?
What if you were to say I'm dying, That's gonna
scare him. He's not gonna go back to that death
talk anymore. No.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
When I here's the thing. When I did get the
pickle juice in.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
My foot, I thought I was dying, right.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
I didn't think I was dying, but I was sprawled
out over the counter. What if your dad dad in
the kitchen and my head was leaning over one side
and he came up and he goes and he had
a the saddest look on his face, and he goes, Dad,
are you gonna be okay? Like I felt like he
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thought I was gonna He was losing me right then?
Speaker 1 (07:48):
You need to you need to really scare him, so
that what we're gonna do is the doomsday people that
communication and styles like that, doom, gloom and death. You
need to scare the Jesus out there.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
I don't think you need to scare him.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
I think that's the ops in that moment. How you
could have scared him if you had a little ketchup packet,
he squirt it in his face, losing blood. That's how
you could have scared the but Jesus out of him.
But now you've got to do another scenario where you
have the ketchup packets, act like you fall in a manhole.
He comes and looks over and speed booster, and you
(08:19):
are right, that's when you're gonna blast him in the
eye with the blood, losing blood. It is gonna scare him.
I don't think he goes back to the death references.
That's just me though. I'm not a parent man. My
name's Ben and I and in it my name is Paul.
It's up to y'all.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
My name's Lance.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
I'm not romance.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
My question, if I scared the Bejesus out of him
by squirting him with ketchup, acting like I'm losing blood,
would that not have the opposite effect and him be
more scared.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
It's gonna know, he's gonna realize death is real because
right now, no, he he knows it's real because Gazzi
right now, to him, it's mustard.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
I disagree because we had our our dog died back
in December. Waldo rest in peace. So I hatally, Yeah,
when were you going.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
To tell me? I've been referencing him all the time.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Man, that's just so it's a weird thing to talk about.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Okay, there you go.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Do you know what I mean? Like, yeah, it's not
something that you want to announce, like it's like, oh
hey man, my dog died, Like agreed, it's very hard
to talk about, Like it is just difficult. It's still
it's six months later, seven months later, here we are,
eight months later, whatever it is, and it's still hard
(09:33):
to talk about.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
It's a roommate of mine. I know, I had a
high school buddy, die, and now I had a roommate die.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
You had a high school buddy, yeah, my.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Age dad already just now a couple of weeks ago,
but throwing some booze and pills. When were you gonna
tell me you never knew him? It wasn't our roommate.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
That's true, Well both your roommates, n IAOPI died.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
When were you going to tell me and the landlord
that one of the roomies died?
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Both of them are dead now.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
It's both our rubies have died.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Like Naobi, she died two days after I brought baby
Box home from the hospital. I remember that one that
that was rough. And then Waldough he died back in December,
and so he saw death like he experienced it, so
he knows it's kind of real.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Okay, then not bad advice.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
But I just don't know how to get over this
whole talk.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
I can pivot from bad advice bad advice, man, ask
somebody else.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
I just I mean, I'm asking sore losers nation.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
You ask amy as Bones? Hey Bones? How do I
talk to my kid about death? No?
Speaker 2 (10:40):
No, it's not about death.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
That's a bit for the show.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
It's not about talking to them about death. It's about
how do I get him to stop saying, well, what
if you're dead? Or oh, you're gonna be dead? How
do I get him to stop?
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Does he think it's funny?
Speaker 2 (10:56):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
I don't know if Boomer thinks word buns is funny.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Buns is funny.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
He thinks that cook is funny. He thinks that bro
Winton the portal is funny. So you just go with him.
If death's funny to him, make it funny. Ha, you
want me to die? Boy?
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Also, he may be saying it funny and me just
being the Oh my god, I don't like that talk
about it is taking it the wrong way. Yeah, so
I don't know, but we subrobably start the show. I
mean I didn't mean to start it out on such
a sour note.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
You know, man, that's how you're gonna break it to me.
The roomies that never paid rent are no longer on
this earth.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Yeah, they're no longer on this earth.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
They were freeloaders.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
No, but they brought so much happiness they did, and
they protected us protection I mean from where a rough
part where we lived. The only problem is everybody liked
Waldo because he was a pit bull, and they'd be like,
what kind of dog is he? I'd be like, he's
a hound. I just make it up because didn't want
anybody to steal Waldo and.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Also to live there. I think you couldn't have pulled off.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
No, No, you cant have pit bulls. That was the
reason I rented there because when we moved here, right.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Man, just clear your name right, I get you.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
No, No, when we moved here, it was ninety eight
percent occupancy. All the house is everything right, and everywhere
I'd go.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Well by the census. I don't give up.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
No, it does, this matters. And a lot of them
didn't have fences, which I needed because I had two dogs.
And then I would tell them all I have dogs.
I'd say what kind and I'd say pit bull and
they'd be like, I can't rent here this place. I
found it on a Sunday morning on Craigslist. They were
having an open house and it was at eight am,
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and I showed up at seven fifty five.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
And it was after we'd gone to Broadway and you
would try to get into a random car at White Castle.
Oh if you remember, No, that was a different me,
different line, that different lifestyle, before you were married, all that.
And I walk in at eight o'clock, look at the place,
and then I was like, oh, and I have two dogs.
He goes, okay, I don't. He goes that's fine. I go,
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you don't care, And he goes no, dogs are great.
Didn't ask me what kind. I said, Boom, let me write,
and he goes, you know, I didn't even see the upstairs.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Well, the upstairs ended up not being given back to
him the way we started it. When we started renting,
my fridge leaked and we ruined the entire roof. He
didn't charge us. God bless that man.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Which was amazing. But what I'm saying is he didn't
even ask, and so he didn't care if I had
a pit bull, and so I immediately was like, boom,
and I wrote him a check for the deposit, and
he goes, you don't even want to see the upstairs.
I said, don't care.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Props to us, don't care. In all that year that
we were there, never met the neighbors. That's it. I
meet all my neighbors now. I can't believe we lived
there in a hood let's just say a cul de
sec and we didn't once meet our neighbors.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Live there for a year.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
I never even said hi to him.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
I said hi to the one in the building. If
you're facing our place to the left. They had a
sports flag. I don't remember what team, but they were
the second door on that building. And I said hi
to them one time and that was it. I never
said hi to another person in that place.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Perfect spot has a little party area, and we never
once took advantage of that.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
We could have been hanging out on the porch with
those people forever. Yeah, could have made good friends with
those random people.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
It was a tough area though.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
It was a tough area, and we our hours were
so weird. That's why we never saw.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
They thought we were drug dealers.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
They for sure thought we were because we would leave
at four in the morning and in the world, I
am like, what is going on? Then they're they're on
their lunch break and we're back at home and we're
taking naps and we're sleepy. We slept all day. So
they're like, what the hell are these guys doing? Like,
are they very strange? I guarantee they probably thought we
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did something real shady.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
What a time to be alive.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
That was such a weird thing. That was a weird places,
such a weird, shoddy place, just thrown up in the
middle of nowhere. Still there, yeah, but the the housing
across the street closed.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Tall and skinnies. Probably no, no, they're.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
Gonna tear it all down. The gas station. I don't
know how the gas station is gonna survive.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
It's not because everything's changed on that block except for
the gas station.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
Hell, even the dods left. I mean the Dollar General gone.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Never went to that one. Never deny, if you don't mind,
let me send one out to a Waldo over.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
And I was deep.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
It was a good boy.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
I just didn't You didn't even like the dogs, so
I didn't think you'd care.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
I love the dogs. I lived with them for a year.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
Yeah, and when I went out of town, I would
have to pay someone to come out and walk them
because you were scared of them.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Those are good dogs.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
They were good. They were such good. Not a bad
bone in their box, not a bad bone, so nice.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
So many times come home from work, bump into me,
go to on a date, hair all over my leg.
The memories are endless. Those are good dogs.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Yeah, man, they were good. Let's start the show in
their honor. This one's for Waldo. Make you rest in peace. Boy, gosh,
still weird to talk about.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Man.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
Let's start the show, though.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
We got to take a break and then we'll start it.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
I said, we started now, we gotta take a break,
all right, we'll take a break, we'll come back and
we'll start the show. We'll be right back show man.
It's time to start it. Like we did a whole segment.
We didn't start it. People don't know who we are.
All these random people clicking on Sore Losers podcast. Is
(16:46):
here two dudes talking they don't understand.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
And I thought of our new intro. Oh, so let's
just do it. Okay, do it?
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Okay, I'd love to hear it. All right, all right,
here we go. Fire at the band. It loud, No,
it's good, be a little low.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
We're gonna do it a lot.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
We are the one too good sore Loser. Where's the
new injury?
Speaker 1 (17:15):
Over to you?
Speaker 2 (17:16):
What's up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most
about sports, so I'll give you the sports facts, my
sports opinions, because I'm pretty much a sports genius.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
What up, y'all? It is Sis and I'm from the North.
I'm in Alpha Male. I live on the north side
of Nashville if you're looking at it geographically, with Baser
my wife. We live in the country about twenty five
to forty five minutes depending on traffic away from the city.
There's no concrete jungle. It's just me and Baez are
in the country. A lot of corn stalks, so many
corn stalks, A lot of corn, a lot of shucking,
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you know what I'm saying. Two point two acres, two
point two kids of Vanderbil Justin checks on him, and
I will die of a heart attack when I'm seventy
two and a half. And we are the most dang
it gonna say. We are the biggest content producer of
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podcasts in the last seven years. We're the sore losers nation.
Over to you, man, that's what you added. Yeah, if
you think about it now that we've had the live
stream as well, nobody was doing an hour podcast every
single day, not the people my chick listens to, not
call her mommy, not call her daddy, not Bill Pollian,
(18:28):
don't even know who that is, not Bill Simmons. There
wasn't one person doing a podcast every single day for
an hour.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
That was so stupid.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
We are the number one content producer in the last
seven years podcast. Yes, we're the sore loser's nation.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
Boom take that.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
I just thought about it the other day.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
Yeah, you said something there, and I was gonna I
was gonna comment on it.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
You said, Cornstog seventy two and a half dive of
a heart attack, podcasting Nashville, Cork Country.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
City, biggest podcast producer.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Call her Daddy, Call her Mommy. No Bill Simmons, dang
manodcast content, no YouTube.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
You had me think of something, but I forgot. But
I will tell you this that the NFL is out
of control. And I'm going to tell you why the
NFL is out of control.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
I have strong opinions. But what are we talking about.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
We're talking about prices. Last year at this crappy old
Titan Stadium. The worst football team in the league statistically, Yeah,
I mean.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
Not in our hearts.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
They were the number one drafting team because they were
the worst team in the league. And I believe the
Patriots were like third worst team in the league. And
they were playing on a Sunday afternoon right here at
Nissan Stadium, and I am like, oh, I'm going to
take the boys. They want to go to a game.
They want to go to a game. So I look
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the day before the game and tickets were over one
hundred dollars a piece to sit up top for the
New England Patriots and the Houston and the Tennessee Titans.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
That's a good game.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
And I said, you know what, my name's Bennett. I'm
not going to be in it.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
I don't care how you cut that. That's a good game. Yeah,
so we didn't go well, ended up being the score.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
I don't even know. I don't care. That's not the
point of my story. The point of my story is.
Then I was talking to batter's Box Battley.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
What if everybody that's a batter's box here with us?
Speaker 2 (20:36):
And he is talking about we gotta do some over
unders all. Look at these schedules, and he's talking about
the San Francisco forty nine ers.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
I have heard it's rather low.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
There's just ten and a half. As what I found
out on the phone with.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
Him, they have the easiest schedule in the entire country,
exactly justin target McCaffrey, target Purdy. I don't give a crap. Deba,
is he still there? Target him?
Speaker 2 (21:01):
No, Debo's over in Washington now, KITT's still there kicking
target him.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
I don't care. The Niners are right.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
The Niners are right because they are playing terrible teams,
because they were not They're not a terrible team. They
had one terrible year, one terrible year.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
I don't even know if those sights let you do
it anymore the way I used to do it. Push
that sucker to thirteen, push it to fifteen.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
Whoa, they're not gonna go fifteen and two, fifteen to three?
How many games they play?
Speaker 1 (21:27):
Eight seventeen? They need to go fifteen and two. Okay,
thirteen and four, you're right, ten and six.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
Here's the deal, he told me.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
Took it their seven.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
Look at their schedule. He goes, Oh, they're playing at Houston.
He said, I'm gonna take the family down to see
the Niners. And he logged on.
Speaker 4 (21:49):
Kid, do you care if I drive with you? I
love the Niner.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
That's a great point. I don't know if he invited
no teeth Keith or not. Kid, There's nothing finer than
being a forty nine Ross Francis orange chicken.
Speaker 4 (22:03):
When the sun rises, U see LA.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
And he tells me, all right, man, it's his wife,
him and his son. And he bought tickets. Not in
the first level, not in the second level, not in
the third level, the fourth level of Reliant Stadium, white
the dome, the tippy top of the stadium.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
They better open that thing, or he's gonna hit his head.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
He's gonna hit his head on the roof.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
Ray.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
Do you know how much Batter's Box paid per ticket
to drive to Houston from Austin and watch the San
Francisco forty nine ers take on the Houston Texans? And
I said, Oh, you're gonna drive down on Sunday or
are you gonna drive on Saturday and spend the night?
He goes, oh, we'll definitely wake up Sunday morning, drive
down and drive back. And his wife in the background said,
(22:53):
we will spend the night Saturday night. We can afford
a hotel.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
Room pants meat, you're wearer?
Speaker 2 (22:59):
Yeah. I was like, Okay, someone is running that household
and it is not Batter's Box.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
They paid give me a minute to say it.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
Per ticket?
Speaker 1 (23:09):
What one hundred dollars same as Titans? One hundred and
one dollars. I'm trying to get close without going over. Okay,
one hundred and two dollars, one hundred and three dollars,
one hundred and four fifty, one hundred and five. How
(23:33):
long you have to do this? I don't know how
much of my offs a lot, how much.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
Three hundred dollars a ticket three hundred dollars a ticket
to sit in the top of the stadium in Houston.
That's a three hundred dollars a ticket plus pe, so
they probably came out to three fifty. So he is
dropping one thousand dollars to watch a regular season game
(24:03):
from the top of the stadium.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
Kid, they can take my life in liberty that they
can't take the memories of the Niners game.
Speaker 4 (24:11):
It's worth the purchase, Kid.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
Kid is beautiful up here. I can't even see the game,
but I got my rent On and go Niners.
Speaker 4 (24:20):
Your kids aren't gonna remember a lot, but they're gonna
remember Reliant and how high up and how their nose
is bleeded.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
They're not gonna remember the game, but we're gonna have
pictures of the Kleenex stick stuck in our nose to
stop the blood. And we're gonna keep the blood from
the Houston Texans as we massacre them all over the field.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
What is gonna make that even more depressing is if
McCaffrey's hurt or if they lose.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
I just can't here's my thing. I can't find them
paying one thousand dollars for a regular season football game.
So far up, like, what are these prices? So that
just tells me that in two years, when this new
stateum opens down the road from us, we aren't gonna
see the inside of it for six years because tickets
(25:06):
are gonna be five hundred dollars a Peece I got connects,
you do well.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
First of all, Brandon is going to be able to
hook it up from the Facebook page.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
Oh, I don't know who that is, the guy that
we said's wealthy. Oh okay.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
And then I got my lady at the place Laura
goes to get some potox o. Lady, she has season
tickets at the new stadium. They're paying a quarter of
a million. But I asked what I think they asked them.
It's six figures if you want to get a seats
(25:45):
season tickets for the next stadium.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
What.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
Yeah, but it's not her, it's family money.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
My god.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
Yeah, So I mean maybe I can squeeze one of
those out of her.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
I feel better and better about paying for the national
soccer tickets. I pay twice what my brother paid for
one NFL game for the whole season of season tickets
to soccer.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
Yeah, you're right though, the Titans games, guys, there ain't
gonna be nobody in jerseys. It is gonna be suits
and mustaches and women in cocktail dresses because none of
us ain't going to afford it. Your people on Broadway
in colgirl boots, we're staying on Broadway. We can't none
afford it.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
You know who's gonna afford it is the road team
because they're so excited to travel to see their team,
they're willing to pay anything. They'll fly here and pay
for the expensive tickets. I just can't pay three hundred
dollars to sit way up top. What is the NFL doing?
Are they trying to alienate their fans? Oh wait, that's right.
They don't give a crap because people obviously pay it
like batter's box, Like what the hell are you thinking?
Speaker 1 (26:46):
But the question is did he already buy them?
Speaker 2 (26:47):
He bought them?
Speaker 1 (26:48):
Or is this just the fugazi we're saying no one
he bought them? Okay, well, then I got a question
that's ninety nine percent prepared in my head. I am asked,
and I am wondering what if he would have waited
and went on and out. I don't know what apps
were a partnered with, but game time is a phenomenal
app What if he was gonna wait the week of
(27:09):
maybe the Niners. Actually, if they keep winning, they'll probably
go up. Or if the Texans sucks and starts sucking,
I bet the ticket price would get better. Is there
a way for those ticket prices ever to get better?
And the answer is yes, has to be right now.
It's at a fever pitch and that's when he decides
to buy him.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
I kind of agree with you, like, what are you doing?
Like you bought him when the iron was hot, Like
as the season goes, you don't know what's gonna happen.
Who is the Texans quarterback? CJ? Stroud? Try you drunk? Sorry, No,
I'm gonna draft him. All I could think of was
Deshaun Watson. That's all I could think of. Man, I
was I.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
Thought it was still Bernie Kozy.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
I was trying to massage my way there and I
couldn't think of the name. But what I'm saying is CJ.
Stroud gets hurt. The Texans are terrible. All of a sudden,
the tickets are one hundred and fifty dollars. I'm gonna
need to make a mental note to myself if someone
on the pod could like, dude, is someone in the
listener if you could look up Texans Niners tickets the
week of the game. I would really like to see
(28:06):
what the price is dropped to, because there's no way
they can be three hundred dollars in the upper deck.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
And that's gonna be his. That's I mean him. I
mean like we're worse freight blowing his load. I mean,
you're not spending a lot more in the football season.
Does he still have some money for YouTube TV? I
don't know what about fantasy football?
Speaker 2 (28:24):
What's he gonna be able to do? Red zone? I
don't know.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
It was to gamble a couple sundays. I mean, that's
one thousand dollars from the jump. The kids now say
from the rip. From the rip, he's putting a thousand out.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
Yeah, and so it's a thousand from him. His step
son who is married him and his wife bought a
ticket each, so there's another six hundred. And then his
other step son bought a ticket, so their family together
spent two thousand dollars. My name has been it and
(28:57):
I ain't in it. I ain't. My name is Paul.
You guys can do all that. I don't know. We'll
take a break, we'll ride back.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
Crime pod.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
What's the crime?
Speaker 1 (29:12):
Man, Well, I go down to go to the gym
this morning, and there is five squad cars and there's
the people in the lobby. One of the guys strapped.
So there's two lobby people. One's a security guy with
a gun, and then the lady at the front desk,
and they're out there explaining it to the cops. Some assault,
(29:33):
some either a hobo or it was a drunk person
on Broadway, some fight, somebody was hit, somebody was struck,
and all I heard from the cops was, I looked
it up online. You go Nashville Police blodder, please tell
me more, and it just said right here, twelve hundred
and Broadway. Assault. Doesn't give you much details other than that,
but it happened in around one thirty am, was it?
(29:55):
Man on man didn't say I needed that, and I
wanted to know if it was alcohol involved, stuff like that.
But the police said, thank you very much, ma'am for
your explanation of the events. So she must have saw
a gall go down and then they came after the fact.
But there's nobody in cuffs or anything. So an assault
just happens. And if you get in a fight and
you outrun the cops, you're good.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
Yeah, it's hard. I don't know how you pin it down,
because like.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
The guy that was strapped, the guy in the lobby,
he's our security guy or the front desk, he's typing
out leasing contracts by day and then by nine he's strapped,
and so he's out there with his gun, and I'm like,
what's this guy doing? Like there's five squad cars here,
they're good on guns. Like if somebody needs to be shot, bro,
(30:44):
we don't need you out here strapped with your concealing carry.
What is he doing out there with his hand on
his gun?
Speaker 2 (30:52):
Like, hey man, just in case that assault comes right
around the corner.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
I got him.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
Don't worry, officers of the law. You know, I know
you guys are training. You guys are really good at this.
But don't worry, man, he comes around that corner. I
got your back, man.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
But I think the cops were guindy given the look,
like hey man, where we got this covered. Go back
in there to your leasing desk.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
So you weren't able to help him out it anyway,
I had.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
My energy drink and it was like one thirty and
there's multiple hoboes.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
Did they tell you, hey, man, be careful, there's an
assaulter out here.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
Well, they're not very social, so when on the way
back I would have loved but it's so awkward because
then you knock on the door and they half the
time they're not paying attention. Then it's them having to
come all the way to open the door. Hey, what
happened earlier? They don't give me any details because they're
brass management. But it was an interesting situation, to say
the least. Broadway Man, I'll.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
Tell you what. There was one time I was on
West Sixth in Austin and we were standing outside of
the ranch, right and it's bars are all closed. Everybody's
hanging out chatting blah blah blah, hitting on chicks or whatever.
And I don't know if these people have vallaid their
truck or someone pulled up and these guys get in
the truck and then the guy sit behind the driver
(32:01):
like in the back, like that back row. He gets
out of that door, comes back and there's this guy
talking to this chick and the dude just one punch
bam knocks his ass.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
Oh man, on woman, No on man on woman and
man on man via anger at woman.
Speaker 2 (32:21):
No, No, it was the guy that was talking to
the girl that was his wife.
Speaker 1 (32:25):
Oh that's a fifty five forty OK.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
So I don't understand what the fight was about. But
the guy got out of the truck, came over. One
punch oh five to oh got it knocked him out.
He runs back to the truck and they sped out
of there, and I was drunk. Drunk, I called the
license plate. Man called the nine to one one.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
You saw the numbers and retained them.
Speaker 2 (32:52):
And so I called nine one one. They come. They
helped that dude. And then like a month later, they
tell me, hey, man, we need you to come down
and look at some photos if you can tell us
what the guy who the guy is? And I'm like,
are you serious.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
I can't. He'll pick out an uber drive out of
a lineup after a night out.
Speaker 2 (33:15):
I said. So I show up to the police station, right,
and the detectives like, all right, man, we're gonna go
back here and we're gonna show you some pictures. Like
I was like, man, I gotta be honest with you. Man.
I was hammered. You think he goes, it's okay, you
know what I mean, Like, if you just see someone
you recognize, you know, you just point him out and
when you know eyewitness statement, uh, we think we know
(33:38):
who the guy is GiB And I was like, I mean,
I told him the whole story. I was like, I
know he got in, he was sitting behind the driver.
He got out of the truck, came around and punched
the dude one time. The guy wouldn't even look and
came side jaw and cold clocked him out like a light,
jumped in the truck and they sped off good information.
Speaker 1 (33:58):
They found all that same information on video cameras. Tell
them something. They don't know what the guy looked like.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
Dude, I couldn't, man, I was.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
I was so yeah, the CCTV camera caught all that.
We already aware of the vehicle.
Speaker 2 (34:11):
I would love I would have loved to see my
witness statement to the cops on location. The guy yeah,
blue shirt on and they're like, what the hell am
I doing? And they're like writing, Uh, how would they
deal with that? They would be like, what are you
talking about?
Speaker 1 (34:29):
Credible?
Speaker 2 (34:30):
They've got that's a great question. Like if I went
to court and I got, and of course I couldn't
pick the guy out the lineup, and I don't know
whatever happened with the case, but it made me think
of that, like two am you know what I mean?
Like if they would have called me to the stand
with the defense has already been like, hey man, were
you drinking that night?
Speaker 1 (34:47):
Yeah? Man?
Speaker 2 (34:48):
How much did you have to drink?
Speaker 1 (34:50):
Well?
Speaker 2 (34:50):
I didn't really count how many drinks I had. So
would you say you were intoxicated that night?
Speaker 3 (34:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (34:56):
I would say I was. So are you sure that
my client is the one that punched? Not sure? But
did he sit behind the driver's seat? That's not the
questions there. I said, are you sure this is the guy?
Speaker 1 (35:08):
Now?
Speaker 2 (35:08):
It can't be one hundred percent no more. For no
more questions you on, it'd have been case out the window.
Speaker 1 (35:14):
So my question is with my crime not to jockey
back and forth. But some of you truckers can understand
that right back and forth. The other day, a woman
truck driver, Yeah, they exist, the lizards when they get
behind the wheel.
Speaker 2 (35:27):
I was at the Loves truck stop and I was
getting some water before my soccer game, and there was
a woman truck driver.
Speaker 1 (35:35):
It's like huh, they got job postings. It's just one
of the lizards wanted to better themselves.
Speaker 2 (35:39):
Didn't realize that, but go ahead.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
And so the guy down there with the gun, I
mean he had to be feeling like a little bit
of a like when it happened. Where were you, bro?
Why did after the fact? Are you out here with
the double clutcher? You're concealing carry.
Speaker 2 (35:52):
Well, he was signing the lease. He was signing someone
up for a new apartment.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
But I mean, he should have buried his head in
this sand. He's out there, Johnny on the spot? Where
were you on the spot five minutes ago when this happened?
Speaker 2 (36:03):
Now he felt good that he was out there with
the cops. He didn't feel brave when the cops weren't
out there. He understood he had.
Speaker 1 (36:09):
Been walking by it. Hey affliction shirt, yep, cowboy boots on. Okay,
look like he was a little groggy, might have been
taking a nap, and he had his hand on the gun. Ski. Yeah,
there's five squad cars. We got this one covered. Thanks.
Speaker 2 (36:25):
You can go back inside, man, We don't need you
adding like Billy badass now that we're here, Where were
you when this dude was getting beat up a minute ago. Well,
I mean I didn't have backup, man. Yeah, so there
you go, right, that was a good crime report. Hey
in the crime music. Oh you already did? All right, Hey,
you guys have a great Wednesday. We're out of here. Well,
I don't know when we'll see him.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
Yeah, man, that was good.
Speaker 2 (36:49):
That was really good. Man.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
I can't believe you saw a crime I saw.
Speaker 2 (36:53):
I still remember that vividly dude right outside the ranch. Dude, dude,
he gets out here, he went to the truck, sat
in the truck, and then got out, came over and
I mean just popped him. I mean the guy would
even looking and he popped him one time and boom.
Luckily he didn't like hit his head on the ground
and die. Yeah, because that happens, I'm aware, and that's like,
(37:16):
oh my gosh. It was just like holy crap. And
the guy didn't even say anything to him. He didn't
like get in his face and like, so they must
have had an altercation earlier in the night that I
didn't know about.
Speaker 1 (37:27):
When did yours happen? Tell me a time?
Speaker 2 (37:29):
Two thirty am.
Speaker 1 (37:31):
Two thirty am was mine.
Speaker 2 (37:33):
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (37:35):
They all happened between the hours of two and four am.
There is this I'm a nightcrawler. I'm the only guy
in the city that's awake. Yeah, front desk guy ain't
even awake. Cops, they're awake. Me and the cops. There
are some things that go down two to four am.
Speaker 2 (37:50):
You see some wild stuff if you're up at those hours.
Speaker 1 (37:52):
That's what saw the car accident, Yeah saw the didn't
see it, but I mean there's some stuff I'm seeing.
I'm I'm I'm a nightcrawler.
Speaker 2 (38:02):
Yeah, don't get put on a hook, dude. Nightcrawlers those
will catching catfish.
Speaker 1 (38:06):
It's me, the homeless people and the cops just running
these streets. Man,
All right, go right, man, what up?
Speaker 2 (00:05):
I got a lot to talk about, Like I got
I got a question for you. I mean, I know
you're not a parent or anything.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
But I am got two eggs. That's right.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Sorry, So you had more than that.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
We have twenty three, but the two point two acres
kind of rolls with two point two kids.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Yeah, And it's also a statistic and it also goes
with seventy two point five is when I'm gonna die
of a heart attack.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
It really does that too. Yeah, it's easier to say
instead of saying twenty three, I got you, no, no, no,
I'm just saying like baby Box two is on this
kick lately, and I don't know if it's normal for
a five year old to talk like this, but I
don't like it. So we're riding bikes the other day, right,
(00:53):
they're riding and whenever there's like a little like sewer
great or whatever something in the road, you know, manhole cover. Yes,
those things we run over them are our speed boosters.
So if you miss these, oh dad, you missed the
speed booster.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
There's a speed booster back there. That's a great idea.
It's a lot of fun, are there anything else is
that can speed you up?
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Um? Not really?
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Who thought of the speed booster?
Speaker 2 (01:23):
He did?
Speaker 1 (01:24):
What an imagination?
Speaker 2 (01:26):
He's the one that said, oh, dad, he ran over
when he goes, Dad, you missed the speed booster.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Where do you work next to or live next to
a power plant? Why are there all these manhole covers?
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Well, don't they have them on all streets?
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Ray Nashville Electric, right across the street. I mean, have
you never attracted building?
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Have you never seen the street where there's a little
do you guys not have those?
Speaker 1 (01:45):
I live in the country, my friend. The manhole covers
out there, boy, good point. I don't want to know
what's out there. Boy, there's a lot of corn stalks,
a lot of cows, a lot of people with hey
and the teeth. Boy out there in the country, boy,
I ain't know man o color you're talking about or
coy In the city, you guys got this all high
(02:06):
for loot and stuff. In the country, boy, I ain't
a lot of that. Boy.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
So we run over them, you know, the speed boosters.
And then finally he runs over when he goes and
he is behind me and he goes, dada, dada, I
fell in the speed booster. I need help. Oh no,
I know, and I slam on the brake. So I'm like,
it didn't boost you, you didn't fall, and he goes,
I know, but dad, what if I did fall in
(02:32):
the speed booster?
Speaker 1 (02:33):
And now you got to talk to him about the
children's riddle.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
I said, well, if you fell in the speed booster,
I'd come back and help you. And he goes, but
what if you're dead?
Speaker 1 (02:43):
That's a great point.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
And I said, well, then your your mom would help you,
and he goes, but what if she was me dead?
And I'm like, then your brother would help you. But
what if he was dead? Also, I'm like, okay, enough,
like with everybody being dead, Like, I don't understand why
he's obsessed with us all being dead.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
There's a word for it. I learned it in communication studies.
Don't know it, but maybe it's just being negative but something.
But it's beside the point. There is a thing where
people always think of the extreme, and it typically that
extreme is something bad. Negative.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Yeah, but he's five years old.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Well he's already developed dooms day uh communication styles.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
He literally was like, well, then what if he's dead?
What if he's dead? I'm like, well, someone help you with,
help you out, and he goes, but what if they
were dead? And I finally just said, okay, enough of
this talk. I don't like this talk. I don't I
don't know how to explain it. And I don't know
why he's fixated on what if they were dead? What
if they were dead? What if they were dead? Like,
how do I stop that? How do I get out
(03:47):
of that?
Speaker 1 (03:48):
But he brings up a great point because I always say,
what if I can't get in the building, Oh, well,
ask the people at the front. What if the people
at the front aren't there. Well, I need to have
a number to call. What if I call that number
and that number doesn't work? I think the same thing,
just not the death.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
I get that it's fine about not getting in the building,
but everything is death. It's sort of like when we
got our new dog and we were going to pick
him up and they were like, how long are we
gonna keep him? We were like, well forever, and his
first sentence was or until he dies. That's true, though, No,
I understand it's true.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
But your dad's gonna die someday.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
No, see, don't say that. I don't like that.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
You need to no, because with doomsday people, you need
to also go there with him. But I know, and
he says, Dad, what if you're dead, who's gonna help me?
You're gonna say, right, son, I will be dead someday.
Then you're gonna ask mister squirrel. And so you need
to go down that path with him. He doesn't need
to be alone.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
I don't need to inform him that I'm gonna be
dead someday.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
What if I'm dead? Who's gonna do this podcast?
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Nobody?
Speaker 1 (04:49):
You're gonna quit? Yes? Well are you?
Speaker 2 (04:53):
I could bring in I could bring in callaway.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
But what is gonna happen? First you die or you
quit the podcast? What if we were to both die
in this studio?
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Stop?
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Who's gonna stop the recording? And will they put that
podcast out?
Speaker 2 (05:07):
They would never put it out?
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Why wouldn't they? That'd be amazing? Hit. All you hear is.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Why is it gonna be like that? Why can't why?
Why can't it be natural causes?
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Watch out? Latch?
Speaker 2 (05:22):
No? No? No? Why can't it be natural causes?
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Uh? Telbazer I lover man, it's been a good run. Man,
never said it before.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Man, I I don't think you snore.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
When that happens. But dude, it was just so weird
that he he says it all the time to at home.
He's like, uh, is this the one coming on the podcast?
He just came on the podcast a couple of weeks ago. Well,
he was a little doom's there, And that's what I mean.
He brings up dead and death all the time. And
I just don't know how to handle that, because hey,
(06:09):
I already don't like talking about it, and I don't
know how you would talk. I don't know how to
get my five year old to stop talking about it,
Like he shouldn't be worried about that right now, he
should worried about living and being crazy and being out there. Instead,
he's like, well, what if they're dead? And what if
they're dead? And what if they're dead? How far do
you let him get with that?
Speaker 1 (06:27):
You dead? Your wife? Dad? Who? Then else?
Speaker 2 (06:29):
And then I said, well then your brothers would come
back and help. He goes, what if they're dead? And
then I stopped it. I was like, stop, stop, like
the family's dead. Like I said, we can't talk about
this anymore. And I don't know what it is because
if every person I felt like I was going to
say would help him. He would say, well, what if
they're dead? So it was going to be a never
ending cycle in like storyline. So I was just like, well,
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and he says it around the house too. He'll be like, oh,
you know what I mean, let's go to the and
he goes, or you could die or you'll be dead,
And I'm like, what what? Where is he getting this?
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Well, you almost need to scare him. What about the
time when you got the pickle juice in your foot?
What if you were to say I'm dying, That's gonna
scare him. He's not gonna go back to that death
talk anymore. No.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
When I here's the thing. When I did get the
pickle juice in.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
My foot, I thought I was dying, right.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
I didn't think I was dying, but I was sprawled
out over the counter. What if your dad dad in
the kitchen and my head was leaning over one side
and he came up and he goes and he had
a the saddest look on his face, and he goes, Dad,
are you gonna be okay? Like I felt like he
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thought I was gonna He was losing me right then?
Speaker 1 (07:48):
You need to you need to really scare him, so
that what we're gonna do is the doomsday people that
communication and styles like that, doom, gloom and death. You
need to scare the Jesus out there.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
I don't think you need to scare him.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
I think that's the ops in that moment. How you
could have scared him if you had a little ketchup packet,
he squirt it in his face, losing blood. That's how
you could have scared the but Jesus out of him.
But now you've got to do another scenario where you
have the ketchup packets, act like you fall in a manhole.
He comes and looks over and speed booster, and you
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are right, that's when you're gonna blast him in the
eye with the blood, losing blood. It is gonna scare him.
I don't think he goes back to the death references.
That's just me though. I'm not a parent man. My
name's Ben and I and in it my name is Paul.
It's up to y'all.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
My name's Lance.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
I'm not romance.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
My question, if I scared the Bejesus out of him
by squirting him with ketchup, acting like I'm losing blood,
would that not have the opposite effect and him be
more scared.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
It's gonna know, he's gonna realize death is real because
right now, no, he he knows it's real because Gazzi
right now, to him, it's mustard.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
I disagree because we had our our dog died back
in December. Waldo rest in peace. So I hatally, Yeah,
when were you going.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
To tell me? I've been referencing him all the time.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Man, that's just so it's a weird thing to talk about.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Okay, there you go.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Do you know what I mean? Like, yeah, it's not
something that you want to announce, like it's like, oh
hey man, my dog died, Like agreed, it's very hard
to talk about, Like it is just difficult. It's still
it's six months later, seven months later, here we are,
eight months later, whatever it is, and it's still hard
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to talk about.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
It's a roommate of mine. I know, I had a
high school buddy, die, and now I had a roommate die.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
You had a high school buddy, yeah, my.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Age dad already just now a couple of weeks ago,
but throwing some booze and pills. When were you gonna
tell me you never knew him? It wasn't our roommate.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
That's true, Well both your roommates, n IAOPI died.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
When were you going to tell me and the landlord
that one of the roomies died?
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Both of them are dead now.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
It's both our rubies have died.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Like Naobi, she died two days after I brought baby
Box home from the hospital. I remember that one that
that was rough. And then Waldough he died back in December,
and so he saw death like he experienced it, so
he knows it's kind of real.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Okay, then not bad advice.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
But I just don't know how to get over this
whole talk.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
I can pivot from bad advice bad advice, man, ask
somebody else.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
I just I mean, I'm asking sore losers nation.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
You ask amy as Bones? Hey Bones? How do I
talk to my kid about death? No?
Speaker 2 (10:40):
No, it's not about death.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
That's a bit for the show.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
It's not about talking to them about death. It's about
how do I get him to stop saying, well, what
if you're dead? Or oh, you're gonna be dead? How
do I get him to stop?
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Does he think it's funny?
Speaker 2 (10:56):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
I don't know if Boomer thinks word buns is funny.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Buns is funny.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
He thinks that cook is funny. He thinks that bro
Winton the portal is funny. So you just go with him.
If death's funny to him, make it funny. Ha, you
want me to die? Boy?
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Also, he may be saying it funny and me just
being the Oh my god, I don't like that talk
about it is taking it the wrong way. Yeah, so
I don't know, but we subrobably start the show. I
mean I didn't mean to start it out on such
a sour note.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
You know, man, that's how you're gonna break it to me.
The roomies that never paid rent are no longer on
this earth.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Yeah, they're no longer on this earth.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
They were freeloaders.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
No, but they brought so much happiness they did, and
they protected us protection I mean from where a rough
part where we lived. The only problem is everybody liked
Waldo because he was a pit bull, and they'd be like,
what kind of dog is he? I'd be like, he's
a hound. I just make it up because didn't want
anybody to steal Waldo and.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Also to live there. I think you couldn't have pulled off.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
No, No, you cant have pit bulls. That was the
reason I rented there because when we moved here, right.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Man, just clear your name right, I get you.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
No, No, when we moved here, it was ninety eight
percent occupancy. All the house is everything right, and everywhere
I'd go.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Well by the census. I don't give up.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
No, it does, this matters. And a lot of them
didn't have fences, which I needed because I had two dogs.
And then I would tell them all I have dogs.
I'd say what kind and I'd say pit bull and
they'd be like, I can't rent here this place. I
found it on a Sunday morning on Craigslist. They were
having an open house and it was at eight am,
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and I showed up at seven fifty five.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
And it was after we'd gone to Broadway and you
would try to get into a random car at White Castle.
Oh if you remember, No, that was a different me,
different line, that different lifestyle, before you were married, all that.
And I walk in at eight o'clock, look at the place,
and then I was like, oh, and I have two dogs.
He goes, okay, I don't. He goes that's fine. I go,
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you don't care, And he goes no, dogs are great.
Didn't ask me what kind. I said, Boom, let me write,
and he goes, you know, I didn't even see the upstairs.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Well, the upstairs ended up not being given back to
him the way we started it. When we started renting,
my fridge leaked and we ruined the entire roof. He
didn't charge us. God bless that man.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Which was amazing. But what I'm saying is he didn't
even ask, and so he didn't care if I had
a pit bull, and so I immediately was like, boom,
and I wrote him a check for the deposit, and
he goes, you don't even want to see the upstairs.
I said, don't care.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Props to us, don't care. In all that year that
we were there, never met the neighbors. That's it. I
meet all my neighbors now. I can't believe we lived
there in a hood let's just say a cul de
sec and we didn't once meet our neighbors.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Live there for a year.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
I never even said hi to him.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
I said hi to the one in the building. If
you're facing our place to the left. They had a
sports flag. I don't remember what team, but they were
the second door on that building. And I said hi
to them one time and that was it. I never
said hi to another person in that place.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Perfect spot has a little party area, and we never
once took advantage of that.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
We could have been hanging out on the porch with
those people forever. Yeah, could have made good friends with
those random people.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
It was a tough area though.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
It was a tough area, and we our hours were
so weird. That's why we never saw.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
They thought we were drug dealers.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
They for sure thought we were because we would leave
at four in the morning and in the world, I
am like, what is going on? Then they're they're on
their lunch break and we're back at home and we're
taking naps and we're sleepy. We slept all day. So
they're like, what the hell are these guys doing? Like,
are they very strange? I guarantee they probably thought we
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did something real shady.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
What a time to be alive.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
That was such a weird thing. That was a weird places,
such a weird, shoddy place, just thrown up in the
middle of nowhere. Still there, yeah, but the the housing
across the street closed.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Tall and skinnies. Probably no, no, they're.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
Gonna tear it all down. The gas station. I don't
know how the gas station is gonna survive.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
It's not because everything's changed on that block except for
the gas station.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
Hell, even the dods left. I mean the Dollar General gone.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Never went to that one. Never deny, if you don't mind,
let me send one out to a Waldo over.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
And I was deep.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
It was a good boy.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
I just didn't You didn't even like the dogs, so
I didn't think you'd care.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
I love the dogs. I lived with them for a year.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
Yeah, and when I went out of town, I would
have to pay someone to come out and walk them
because you were scared of them.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Those are good dogs.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
They were good. They were such good. Not a bad
bone in their box, not a bad bone, so nice.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
So many times come home from work, bump into me,
go to on a date, hair all over my leg.
The memories are endless. Those are good dogs.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Yeah, man, they were good. Let's start the show in
their honor. This one's for Waldo. Make you rest in peace. Boy, gosh,
still weird to talk about.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Man.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
Let's start the show, though.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
We got to take a break and then we'll start it.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
I said, we started now, we gotta take a break,
all right, we'll take a break, we'll come back and
we'll start the show. We'll be right back show man.
It's time to start it. Like we did a whole segment.
We didn't start it. People don't know who we are.
All these random people clicking on Sore Losers podcast. Is
(16:46):
here two dudes talking they don't understand.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
And I thought of our new intro. Oh, so let's
just do it. Okay, do it?
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Okay, I'd love to hear it. All right, all right,
here we go. Fire at the band. It loud, No,
it's good, be a little low.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
We're gonna do it a lot.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
We are the one too good sore Loser. Where's the
new injury?
Speaker 1 (17:15):
Over to you?
Speaker 2 (17:16):
What's up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most
about sports, so I'll give you the sports facts, my
sports opinions, because I'm pretty much a sports genius.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
What up, y'all? It is Sis and I'm from the North.
I'm in Alpha Male. I live on the north side
of Nashville if you're looking at it geographically, with Baser
my wife. We live in the country about twenty five
to forty five minutes depending on traffic away from the city.
There's no concrete jungle. It's just me and Baez are
in the country. A lot of corn stalks, so many
corn stalks, A lot of corn, a lot of shucking,
(17:46):
you know what I'm saying. Two point two acres, two
point two kids of Vanderbil Justin checks on him, and
I will die of a heart attack when I'm seventy
two and a half. And we are the most dang
it gonna say. We are the biggest content producer of
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podcasts in the last seven years. We're the sore losers nation.
Over to you, man, that's what you added. Yeah, if
you think about it now that we've had the live
stream as well, nobody was doing an hour podcast every
single day, not the people my chick listens to, not
call her mommy, not call her daddy, not Bill Pollian,
(18:28):
don't even know who that is, not Bill Simmons. There
wasn't one person doing a podcast every single day for
an hour.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
That was so stupid.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
We are the number one content producer in the last
seven years podcast. Yes, we're the sore loser's nation.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
Boom take that.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
I just thought about it the other day.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
Yeah, you said something there, and I was gonna I
was gonna comment on it.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
You said, Cornstog seventy two and a half dive of
a heart attack, podcasting Nashville, Cork Country.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
City, biggest podcast producer.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Call her Daddy, Call her Mommy. No Bill Simmons, dang
manodcast content, no YouTube.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
You had me think of something, but I forgot. But
I will tell you this that the NFL is out
of control. And I'm going to tell you why the
NFL is out of control.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
I have strong opinions. But what are we talking about.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
We're talking about prices. Last year at this crappy old
Titan Stadium. The worst football team in the league statistically, Yeah,
I mean.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
Not in our hearts.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
They were the number one drafting team because they were
the worst team in the league. And I believe the
Patriots were like third worst team in the league. And
they were playing on a Sunday afternoon right here at
Nissan Stadium, and I am like, oh, I'm going to
take the boys. They want to go to a game.
They want to go to a game. So I look
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the day before the game and tickets were over one
hundred dollars a piece to sit up top for the
New England Patriots and the Houston and the Tennessee Titans.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
That's a good game.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
And I said, you know what, my name's Bennett. I'm
not going to be in it.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
I don't care how you cut that. That's a good game. Yeah,
so we didn't go well, ended up being the score.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
I don't even know. I don't care. That's not the
point of my story. The point of my story is.
Then I was talking to batter's Box Battley.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
What if everybody that's a batter's box here with us?
Speaker 2 (20:36):
And he is talking about we gotta do some over
unders all. Look at these schedules, and he's talking about
the San Francisco forty nine ers.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
I have heard it's rather low.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
There's just ten and a half. As what I found
out on the phone with.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
Him, they have the easiest schedule in the entire country,
exactly justin target McCaffrey, target Purdy. I don't give a crap. Deba,
is he still there? Target him?
Speaker 2 (21:01):
No, Debo's over in Washington now, KITT's still there kicking
target him.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
I don't care. The Niners are right.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
The Niners are right because they are playing terrible teams,
because they were not They're not a terrible team. They
had one terrible year, one terrible year.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
I don't even know if those sights let you do
it anymore the way I used to do it. Push
that sucker to thirteen, push it to fifteen.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
Whoa, they're not gonna go fifteen and two, fifteen to three?
How many games they play?
Speaker 1 (21:27):
Eight seventeen? They need to go fifteen and two. Okay,
thirteen and four, you're right, ten and six.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
Here's the deal, he told me.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
Took it their seven.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
Look at their schedule. He goes, Oh, they're playing at Houston.
He said, I'm gonna take the family down to see
the Niners. And he logged on.
Speaker 4 (21:49):
Kid, do you care if I drive with you? I
love the Niner.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
That's a great point. I don't know if he invited
no teeth Keith or not. Kid, There's nothing finer than
being a forty nine Ross Francis orange chicken.
Speaker 4 (22:03):
When the sun rises, U see LA.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
And he tells me, all right, man, it's his wife,
him and his son. And he bought tickets. Not in
the first level, not in the second level, not in
the third level, the fourth level of Reliant Stadium, white
the dome, the tippy top of the stadium.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
They better open that thing, or he's gonna hit his head.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
He's gonna hit his head on the roof.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
Ray.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
Do you know how much Batter's Box paid per ticket
to drive to Houston from Austin and watch the San
Francisco forty nine ers take on the Houston Texans? And
I said, Oh, you're gonna drive down on Sunday or
are you gonna drive on Saturday and spend the night?
He goes, oh, we'll definitely wake up Sunday morning, drive
down and drive back. And his wife in the background said,
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we will spend the night Saturday night. We can afford
a hotel.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
Room pants meat, you're wearer?
Speaker 2 (22:59):
Yeah. I was like, Okay, someone is running that household
and it is not Batter's Box.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
They paid give me a minute to say it.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
Per ticket?
Speaker 1 (23:09):
What one hundred dollars same as Titans? One hundred and
one dollars. I'm trying to get close without going over. Okay,
one hundred and two dollars, one hundred and three dollars,
one hundred and four fifty, one hundred and five. How
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long you have to do this? I don't know how
much of my offs a lot, how much.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
Three hundred dollars a ticket three hundred dollars a ticket
to sit in the top of the stadium in Houston.
That's a three hundred dollars a ticket plus pe, so
they probably came out to three fifty. So he is
dropping one thousand dollars to watch a regular season game
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from the top of the stadium.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
Kid, they can take my life in liberty that they
can't take the memories of the Niners game.
Speaker 4 (24:11):
It's worth the purchase, Kid.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
Kid is beautiful up here. I can't even see the game,
but I got my rent On and go Niners.
Speaker 4 (24:20):
Your kids aren't gonna remember a lot, but they're gonna
remember Reliant and how high up and how their nose
is bleeded.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
They're not gonna remember the game, but we're gonna have
pictures of the Kleenex stick stuck in our nose to
stop the blood. And we're gonna keep the blood from
the Houston Texans as we massacre them all over the field.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
What is gonna make that even more depressing is if
McCaffrey's hurt or if they lose.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
I just can't here's my thing. I can't find them
paying one thousand dollars for a regular season football game.
So far up, like, what are these prices? So that
just tells me that in two years, when this new
stateum opens down the road from us, we aren't gonna
see the inside of it for six years because tickets
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are gonna be five hundred dollars a Peece I got connects,
you do well.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
First of all, Brandon is going to be able to
hook it up from the Facebook page.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
Oh, I don't know who that is, the guy that
we said's wealthy. Oh okay.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
And then I got my lady at the place Laura
goes to get some potox o. Lady, she has season
tickets at the new stadium. They're paying a quarter of
a million. But I asked what I think they asked them.
It's six figures if you want to get a seats
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season tickets for the next stadium.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
What.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
Yeah, but it's not her, it's family money.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
My god.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
Yeah, So I mean maybe I can squeeze one of
those out of her.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
I feel better and better about paying for the national
soccer tickets. I pay twice what my brother paid for
one NFL game for the whole season of season tickets
to soccer.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
Yeah, you're right though, the Titans games, guys, there ain't
gonna be nobody in jerseys. It is gonna be suits
and mustaches and women in cocktail dresses because none of
us ain't going to afford it. Your people on Broadway
in colgirl boots, we're staying on Broadway. We can't none
afford it.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
You know who's gonna afford it is the road team
because they're so excited to travel to see their team,
they're willing to pay anything. They'll fly here and pay
for the expensive tickets. I just can't pay three hundred
dollars to sit way up top. What is the NFL doing?
Are they trying to alienate their fans? Oh wait, that's right.
They don't give a crap because people obviously pay it
like batter's box, Like what the hell are you thinking?
Speaker 1 (26:46):
But the question is did he already buy them?
Speaker 2 (26:47):
He bought them?
Speaker 1 (26:48):
Or is this just the fugazi we're saying no one
he bought them? Okay, well, then I got a question
that's ninety nine percent prepared in my head. I am asked,
and I am wondering what if he would have waited
and went on and out. I don't know what apps
were a partnered with, but game time is a phenomenal
app What if he was gonna wait the week of
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maybe the Niners. Actually, if they keep winning, they'll probably
go up. Or if the Texans sucks and starts sucking,
I bet the ticket price would get better. Is there
a way for those ticket prices ever to get better?
And the answer is yes, has to be right now.
It's at a fever pitch and that's when he decides
to buy him.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
I kind of agree with you, like, what are you doing?
Like you bought him when the iron was hot, Like
as the season goes, you don't know what's gonna happen.
Who is the Texans quarterback? CJ? Stroud? Try you drunk? Sorry, No,
I'm gonna draft him. All I could think of was
Deshaun Watson. That's all I could think of. Man, I
was I.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
Thought it was still Bernie Kozy.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
I was trying to massage my way there and I
couldn't think of the name. But what I'm saying is CJ.
Stroud gets hurt. The Texans are terrible. All of a sudden,
the tickets are one hundred and fifty dollars. I'm gonna
need to make a mental note to myself if someone
on the pod could like, dude, is someone in the
listener if you could look up Texans Niners tickets the
week of the game. I would really like to see
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what the price is dropped to, because there's no way
they can be three hundred dollars in the upper deck.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
And that's gonna be his. That's I mean him. I
mean like we're worse freight blowing his load. I mean,
you're not spending a lot more in the football season.
Does he still have some money for YouTube TV? I
don't know what about fantasy football?
Speaker 2 (28:24):
What's he gonna be able to do? Red zone? I
don't know.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
It was to gamble a couple sundays. I mean, that's
one thousand dollars from the jump. The kids now say
from the rip. From the rip, he's putting a thousand out.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
Yeah, and so it's a thousand from him. His step
son who is married him and his wife bought a
ticket each, so there's another six hundred. And then his
other step son bought a ticket, so their family together
spent two thousand dollars. My name has been it and
(28:57):
I ain't in it. I ain't. My name is Paul.
You guys can do all that. I don't know. We'll
take a break, we'll ride back.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
Crime pod.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
What's the crime?
Speaker 1 (29:12):
Man, Well, I go down to go to the gym
this morning, and there is five squad cars and there's
the people in the lobby. One of the guys strapped.
So there's two lobby people. One's a security guy with
a gun, and then the lady at the front desk,
and they're out there explaining it to the cops. Some assault,
(29:33):
some either a hobo or it was a drunk person
on Broadway, some fight, somebody was hit, somebody was struck,
and all I heard from the cops was, I looked
it up online. You go Nashville Police blodder, please tell
me more, and it just said right here, twelve hundred
and Broadway. Assault. Doesn't give you much details other than that,
but it happened in around one thirty am, was it?
(29:55):
Man on man didn't say I needed that, and I
wanted to know if it was alcohol involved, stuff like that.
But the police said, thank you very much, ma'am for
your explanation of the events. So she must have saw
a gall go down and then they came after the fact.
But there's nobody in cuffs or anything. So an assault
just happens. And if you get in a fight and
you outrun the cops, you're good.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
Yeah, it's hard. I don't know how you pin it down,
because like.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
The guy that was strapped, the guy in the lobby,
he's our security guy or the front desk, he's typing
out leasing contracts by day and then by nine he's strapped,
and so he's out there with his gun, and I'm like,
what's this guy doing? Like there's five squad cars here,
they're good on guns. Like if somebody needs to be shot, bro,
(30:44):
we don't need you out here strapped with your concealing carry.
What is he doing out there with his hand on
his gun?
Speaker 2 (30:52):
Like, hey man, just in case that assault comes right
around the corner.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
I got him.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
Don't worry, officers of the law. You know, I know
you guys are training. You guys are really good at this.
But don't worry, man, he comes around that corner. I
got your back, man.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
But I think the cops were guindy given the look,
like hey man, where we got this covered. Go back
in there to your leasing desk.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
So you weren't able to help him out it anyway,
I had.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
My energy drink and it was like one thirty and
there's multiple hoboes.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
Did they tell you, hey, man, be careful, there's an
assaulter out here.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
Well, they're not very social, so when on the way
back I would have loved but it's so awkward because
then you knock on the door and they half the
time they're not paying attention. Then it's them having to
come all the way to open the door. Hey, what
happened earlier? They don't give me any details because they're
brass management. But it was an interesting situation, to say
the least. Broadway Man, I'll.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
Tell you what. There was one time I was on
West Sixth in Austin and we were standing outside of
the ranch, right and it's bars are all closed. Everybody's
hanging out chatting blah blah blah, hitting on chicks or whatever.
And I don't know if these people have vallaid their
truck or someone pulled up and these guys get in
the truck and then the guy sit behind the driver
(32:01):
like in the back, like that back row. He gets
out of that door, comes back and there's this guy
talking to this chick and the dude just one punch
bam knocks his ass.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
Oh man, on woman, No on man on woman and
man on man via anger at woman.
Speaker 2 (32:21):
No, No, it was the guy that was talking to
the girl that was his wife.
Speaker 1 (32:25):
Oh that's a fifty five forty OK.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
So I don't understand what the fight was about. But
the guy got out of the truck, came over. One
punch oh five to oh got it knocked him out.
He runs back to the truck and they sped out
of there, and I was drunk. Drunk, I called the
license plate. Man called the nine to one one.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
You saw the numbers and retained them.
Speaker 2 (32:52):
And so I called nine one one. They come. They
helped that dude. And then like a month later, they
tell me, hey, man, we need you to come down
and look at some photos if you can tell us
what the guy who the guy is? And I'm like,
are you serious.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
I can't. He'll pick out an uber drive out of
a lineup after a night out.
Speaker 2 (33:15):
I said. So I show up to the police station, right,
and the detectives like, all right, man, we're gonna go
back here and we're gonna show you some pictures. Like
I was like, man, I gotta be honest with you. Man.
I was hammered. You think he goes, it's okay, you
know what I mean, Like, if you just see someone
you recognize, you know, you just point him out and
when you know eyewitness statement, uh, we think we know
(33:38):
who the guy is GiB And I was like, I mean,
I told him the whole story. I was like, I
know he got in, he was sitting behind the driver.
He got out of the truck, came around and punched
the dude one time. The guy wouldn't even look and
came side jaw and cold clocked him out like a light,
jumped in the truck and they sped off good information.
Speaker 1 (33:58):
They found all that same information on video cameras. Tell
them something. They don't know what the guy looked like.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
Dude, I couldn't, man, I was.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
I was so yeah, the CCTV camera caught all that.
We already aware of the vehicle.
Speaker 2 (34:11):
I would love I would have loved to see my
witness statement to the cops on location. The guy yeah,
blue shirt on and they're like, what the hell am
I doing? And they're like writing, Uh, how would they
deal with that? They would be like, what are you
talking about?
Speaker 1 (34:29):
Credible?
Speaker 2 (34:30):
They've got that's a great question. Like if I went
to court and I got, and of course I couldn't
pick the guy out the lineup, and I don't know
whatever happened with the case, but it made me think
of that, like two am you know what I mean?
Like if they would have called me to the stand
with the defense has already been like, hey man, were
you drinking that night?
Speaker 1 (34:47):
Yeah? Man?
Speaker 2 (34:48):
How much did you have to drink?
Speaker 1 (34:50):
Well?
Speaker 2 (34:50):
I didn't really count how many drinks I had. So
would you say you were intoxicated that night?
Speaker 3 (34:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (34:56):
I would say I was. So are you sure that
my client is the one that punched? Not sure? But
did he sit behind the driver's seat? That's not the
questions there. I said, are you sure this is the guy?
Speaker 1 (35:08):
Now?
Speaker 2 (35:08):
It can't be one hundred percent no more. For no
more questions you on, it'd have been case out the window.
Speaker 1 (35:14):
So my question is with my crime not to jockey
back and forth. But some of you truckers can understand
that right back and forth. The other day, a woman
truck driver, Yeah, they exist, the lizards when they get
behind the wheel.
Speaker 2 (35:27):
I was at the Loves truck stop and I was
getting some water before my soccer game, and there was
a woman truck driver.
Speaker 1 (35:35):
It's like huh, they got job postings. It's just one
of the lizards wanted to better themselves.
Speaker 2 (35:39):
Didn't realize that, but go ahead.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
And so the guy down there with the gun, I
mean he had to be feeling like a little bit
of a like when it happened. Where were you, bro?
Why did after the fact? Are you out here with
the double clutcher? You're concealing carry.
Speaker 2 (35:52):
Well, he was signing the lease. He was signing someone
up for a new apartment.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
But I mean, he should have buried his head in
this sand. He's out there, Johnny on the spot? Where
were you on the spot five minutes ago when this happened?
Speaker 2 (36:03):
Now he felt good that he was out there with
the cops. He didn't feel brave when the cops weren't
out there. He understood he had.
Speaker 1 (36:09):
Been walking by it. Hey affliction shirt, yep, cowboy boots on. Okay,
look like he was a little groggy, might have been
taking a nap, and he had his hand on the gun. Ski. Yeah,
there's five squad cars. We got this one covered. Thanks.
Speaker 2 (36:25):
You can go back inside, man, We don't need you
adding like Billy badass now that we're here, Where were
you when this dude was getting beat up a minute ago. Well,
I mean I didn't have backup, man. Yeah, so there
you go, right, that was a good crime report. Hey
in the crime music. Oh you already did? All right, Hey,
you guys have a great Wednesday. We're out of here. Well,
I don't know when we'll see him.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
Yeah, man, that was good.
Speaker 2 (36:49):
That was really good. Man.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
I can't believe you saw a crime I saw.
Speaker 2 (36:53):
I still remember that vividly dude right outside the ranch. Dude, dude,
he gets out here, he went to the truck, sat
in the truck, and then got out, came over and
I mean just popped him. I mean the guy would
even looking and he popped him one time and boom.
Luckily he didn't like hit his head on the ground
and die. Yeah, because that happens, I'm aware, and that's like,
(37:16):
oh my gosh. It was just like holy crap. And
the guy didn't even say anything to him. He didn't
like get in his face and like, so they must
have had an altercation earlier in the night that I
didn't know about.
Speaker 1 (37:27):
When did yours happen? Tell me a time?
Speaker 2 (37:29):
Two thirty am.
Speaker 1 (37:31):
Two thirty am was mine.
Speaker 2 (37:33):
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (37:35):
They all happened between the hours of two and four am.
There is this I'm a nightcrawler. I'm the only guy
in the city that's awake. Yeah, front desk guy ain't
even awake. Cops, they're awake. Me and the cops. There
are some things that go down two to four am.
Speaker 2 (37:50):
You see some wild stuff if you're up at those hours.
Speaker 1 (37:52):
That's what saw the car accident, Yeah saw the didn't
see it, but I mean there's some stuff I'm seeing.
I'm I'm I'm a nightcrawler.
Speaker 2 (38:02):
Yeah, don't get put on a hook, dude. Nightcrawlers those
will catching catfish.
Speaker 1 (38:06):
It's me, the homeless people and the cops just running
these streets. Man,
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