August 25, 2025 • 19 mins
In this episode we have some bad news for Sore Losers Nation that is going to upset a lot of people. Plus a reminder the DEADLINE for Fantasy Football is Tuesday August 26th at 7 PM Central.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Yeah, yep, yeah, man, I got bad news. There's gonna
be a short one.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
The convention's canceled.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
No no, no, no, no no, not that it's.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Just fantasy football is canceled.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
No no, but the deadline is tomorrow night at seven
pm Central. So if you have not signed up for
the Sore Losers Fantasy, go to Sore Losers dot com.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
The link is right there.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Have you seen come across the email Bazer's entry.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
No, no, it's not an email.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
It's literally a form you fill out and I will
go and copy everybody's name.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Oh so it's there and put it in the wheel ray.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Is it on the docket?
Speaker 3 (00:36):
I have not looked at it.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
No.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
But the bad news is my hangy bangy is hurting.
I feel like my voice is going, so I can't
do a full pod. I'm gonna go home after this.
No talking the rest of the day. My kids are
gonna try to ask me questions. I'll have to give
them thumbs up, thumbs down, or just wave my hands.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Who the dry erase board? Because the reason I say
that is Billy, for whatever reason, he had the weirdest
thing in post college. I remember you telling me that
he had no voice for two years. I have no
idea how he lost it. I have no idea how
he got it back. So I just remember weekends after
weekends he would go to the bar with the dry
erase board and write on it and hit on chicks
(01:20):
because he couldn't talk. I have I didn't even know
somebody could lose their voice, but he legit and it
still hasn't come back full, like it's there, like eighty percent.
I have no idea that that's even a thing. It's like, oh,
some guy. Oh I never even knew I could get
an infection in my toe. Well, yeah, there you go.
Who knew you could lose your voice for good? It
(01:41):
took him years, and it would be the way we'd
be all sitting at the pool, Oh great, Billy can't
talk in and he'd just be sitting there siding stuff
with his fingers. It was the most annoying time. You
think it's annoying not be able to talk, be the
friends of the guy that can talk. This mother would
write it on a dry erase board to us and
we'd have to sit there and wait for it. Oh, guys,
Billy wants pizza. He couldn't talk at all.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
That sucks, and that's what I feel like. I feel
like my voice is going. Does it sound weird to you?
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Definitely more than one percent, but not one hundred percent bad. Right,
It's not as bad as Billy's when he lost his mine. No,
I understand, I'm not saying I'm not comparing myself to Billy.
I'm just saying it is crazy as it sounds. The
Big Show pays the bills, so I have to make
sure that I am okay to do the Big Show tomorrow. Yeah,
so you don't even need to risk it. I don't
think this one can even be thirty minutes, because then
(02:32):
you're gonna say I shouldn't have wasted my voice on
the Little Show. I should have saved it for the
Big Show, right.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Yeah, And so I mean, but I just wanted to
come on here and tell people we had to have
something to post because the deadline is tomorrow to sign
up for the Fantasy League, and I wanted to remind
everybody that they need to go to sore Losers dot
com and sign up.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Yeah, that's important to sign up because you don't get entered.
And we always have people after the fact that say
never knew about it. Guys, this is us telling you
go to sore Losers dot com. I think you got
it entered. I tried doing it. I don't have my
Facebook link or something, so I actually couldn't even sign up.
But Pete, you'll get it. The truckers are smarter than
the way I did it, and I did it in
a hurried fashion, so you don't have to do it correct.
(03:18):
But I just want to see if I could. I
like to see if stuff actually works.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
No, it does.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
It does work because I didn't set that up. B
Hands he is a technology guy.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
He set it up for us. Yeah, no wonder he
was promoting it because.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
I had b Hands on the Twitter and I was like, hey, man, like,
you know, I'm not good at technology, can you? And
he just boom boo two seconds later it's set up.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Did uh b Hands Vegas? He lives in Vegas, he
doesn't live there anymore. Did we pay him? No, we
had a guy doing something pro bon though.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
It's sort of like when we did coin Flip Madness
and we wu box.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
We didn't pay them. Yeah, we called that guy every day.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Just being funny. That was humorous because they obviously had
no people, really, I mean, the website was just not
very well known. It's still not very well.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Hold on, we got a phone call. Go ahead, what up?
What alright?
Speaker 4 (04:18):
So I sent him the train, Uh I gave you.
I said, I'll give you Dj Moore the first overall
pick and a fourth round pick, and you give me
pick one five the second round this year, so two
five and then the first next year. And he said deal.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Boom.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
So I'm giving the other guy a chance to to
match it.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Oh why is he better than one five? Oh he's one,
he's one three.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Damn.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
I thought you were getting a little aggressive with that trade,
but I guess not.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
I mean, that's a freaking haul, dude.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Yeah, and then his team sucks and you get the
number one overall pick next year again, and boom, you
trade again.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
I mean because I mean he's trading the first, the second,
the first for DJ Moore And asked Ashton, gent.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Hey, gen d supposed to be he's supposed to be
the real deal. I know he is, but.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
I can still get I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
I like it.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
That's pretty good for a Monday morning man. Yeah, you
sure are working.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Hard, trying to work hard.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
Buddy.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Yeah, so so did you hit the other guy with hey,
this is what I've got on the table, or do
you just tell or you don't tell him that because
then he'll go to that guy and be like, hey man,
he's trying to use us against each other.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
No, I told him, okay, oh well, best of luck.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
All right, that was good.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Yeah, it's Batter's Box.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
It saved you for a couple of minutes.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
He is doing some trading in his Dynasty League and
he was trying to run scenarios by me and I
was like, I don't know, dude, you do.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
You that You're almost being it? You are a GM.
That's insane.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Dynasty League is so fun because I.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Like it because it's the year to year and you
can do the first pick. So maybe you're not as
great this year. It's like you're at the short pis.
I always love betting with the short term long term
when I did, and the beauty of it is what
you guys just did right there so you could suck
now and then in the future you can always look
towards that future future bet.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Right, Like Batter's Box has the number one overall pick
this year in his Dynasty League, and people are wanting
to pick because they want Ashton Jinci.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
I can't believe he's going in the first round. He's
a rookie, guys, No no, no, no no.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
But this is Dynasty, so it's only rookies you're drafting.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Oh so he's the number one rookie on the board.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Uh oh, I'd say, uh, here's another rookie at Trevion
Quinn Chandra and Jenkins and Trevion Henderson from Marion Hampton.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
There you go, those are other ones.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
He's like, if I just trade back a couple of spots,
I get one of them and I get an extra pick.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Perfect.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
So he just leveraged that into a first round pick
this year and next year and a second round pick.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
That's a lot.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
Yeah for DJ Moore and Ashton gency.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
But I don't think your brother is your brother this
smart to where he's looking at high school depth charts
or in five star recruits who he's possibly gonna be
the drafting now. She would be a guy that's in
college now.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Right like next year, arch Manning. When he comes out,
everybody's gonna be clalling calling to his grandfather. He's got
to stay in school. Why did you see that crap?
Speaker 2 (07:32):
His grandfather goes, He's gonna stay in school, and Arch
Manning goes, I have no idea where grandpa got that from.
I have not decided yet. It's like the old heads
didn't even talk to the kid. He's like, he's gonna
stay in school, right, and largely, I'll do whatever i want.
I'm a streamer, man, cooked, I'm in a portal, man.
These kids have ideas that the old heads didn't have
(07:53):
to have or deal with. Nil.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Yeah, hey, hey, Graham's we know you made Peyton and
Eli stay in college four years.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Your grandpa, you're not dad, so he can do whatever
you want.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Arch is like, ah, yeah, grandpa, man, I love you.
I love the family reunion and stuff, but uh, don't
go to Sports Center with that information. It's all across
the bottom line. And then the very next things that
Arch responded with, I'm not decided. I have no idea
where he got that from.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
He's out there giving interviews. It's like, Grandpa, like, why
are you giving interviews on my behalf?
Speaker 3 (08:20):
I didn't tell you to do that.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
And also, I just feel like if you're rich and
you're that famous, and they did so well, we why
even do an interview, Like you're telling me a reporter
or somebody contacted the Grandpa. If they contact me, I'd
be like, uh, no, comment. The Grandpa not only comments,
but comments on a hot topic that makes the bottom
line on everybody's TV.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
It just shows you how people want to stay relevant.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
That's great.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Grandpa still wants to be in the news. He wants
to be wanted, he wants his opinion to be heard.
Please ask me, Please ask me.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Like if somebody called me and asked even an interview
question about the Bobby Bone Show. I've had some people
hit me up about that. I'm like, Eh, what am
I gonna give him our secret sauce? Oh yeah, so
this is how we do the whole show. You can
go ahead and copy it. Does that sound good? All right?
Why would I ever give that information up? Like I've
talked about it on the Big Show before. People in
the building have asked me for help, and I'm like
always there's a little bit of trepidation. I'm just gonna
(09:15):
give you all my secrets that I've worked on for
fifteen years. Here you go, here's the backbone, the blueprint.
Go ahead, there, I made my own monster. Now you
can steal my job.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
But Grandpa, hey man, you can have all our family secrets.
Here's the family recipe. This is how my wife makes spaghetti.
I mean, like ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
I mean they keep the KFC secret sauce secret for
over fifty years. Grandpa gives it up day one. Oh
he's staying in school. Gramps, come on, man, keep some
of that stuff secret. Then we better start the show,
right we started it. Then I'll like start it and
then end it. And then we'll take a break and
we'll come back and we'll end it. All right, We're
(09:52):
gonna do it live. Oh the one, two, three?
Speaker 3 (09:57):
Sore losers? What happen everybody? I am lunchbox.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
I know the most about sports, so I'll give you
the sports facts, my sports opinions, because I'm pretty much
a sports genius, y'all.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
It is scissoring mundo boy, that's give me a short episode.
And from the North. I'm an alpha mel I live
on the north side of Nashville, Bayser my wife. We
live in the country, two point two acres and morning
dub right outside the window on the balcony. If that
isn't a sign of things to come, I don't know
what is man? Is that a sign for the future.
What a beautiful new studio we got here right on
Broadway anyways, guys, but two acres in the country love
(10:30):
coming down downtown every day for this little podcast as
well as the big show and the crops. There hasn't
been rain. They were knee high by the fourth of July,
but they haven't gotten any rain. My guy, Bye, Guy,
over to you, ma'am.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
My son did ask me yesterday, Dad, is our grass
supposed to be orange? No, the son, Dad should probably
be I said, I should probably water it, man, I
should probably water it. You know, I'm speaking of water.
I'm gonna grab some water. We'll take a break right back.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
Yeah, you need to call it quits, man.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Yeah. So go to sore Losers dot com. Sign up
for the fantasy league. Uh college football started this past weekend.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
I got to send a picture to my wife. Dude,
she loves birds. Okay, it's literally in this little slit
on the door out the window on the patio.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
Look you get a picture, hurry or flies away? Zoom in?
Speaker 2 (11:24):
What zoom?
Speaker 3 (11:25):
Are you at? Point five? Two? Three? What are you at?
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (11:30):
Five? Got it?
Speaker 3 (11:33):
Good? And you're going to post that on the install
so the no, no, no no.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
I was told by management that our little quirky pictures
we post aren't good. It needs to be more in line,
and uh.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
No no, but we've talked about it on the pod,
so you got to post it. Some people know the
bird you're talking about.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
I was told my pictures of the country and stuff
are stupid. It needs to be a very formatted type
post when we post.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
I like what you're doing.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
And I watched Kansas football for two plays this weekend.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
They looked like they could win the national title.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
That quarterback is the real deal, Jen Daniels.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Yeah, he was hurt all last year. He comes back.
They let the world on fire. They looked like they're
winning it all, I mean national chance. For the two
plays I saw of college football this weekend, they look amazing.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Me and Justin went to a bar. We found one
in the neighborhood. It didn't open until five pm.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
In your neighborhood or his neighborhood mine.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
But probably not a great business model if that's when
you open, because that's pretty late, honestly. So we waited
till five and went to this bar and they had TVs.
They had college Furblawn, who'd you watch? Who was playing Kansas? Okay,
that was it, and then the other one might have
been was it from the earlier game or I think
that game ended already It was five pm. The other
one started at eleven.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
Yeah, but there was a couple other games, double one,
the early morning one. Yeah, but there was.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Yeah, you were floating around Hawaii and crap. I ain't
watching that.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
No, I didn't watch any of it. I just know
that they played. I saw a score come across the
bottom line.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Well, yeah, it was a struggle. They did have on
like College World Series, Little League World Series ended and
so just on ESPN, like some documentary on the WNBA,
And I was like, anyway, I can change this to
college football. And so we took over the TVs. They
gave us the remotes and everything, keys of the castle
and we found all the games and everything.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
So what do you think of Kansas? Man?
Speaker 2 (13:13):
And then we asked the lady for green tea shots.
She didn't know how to make them, so we explained
to her how to make them, and she put a
lime on it and she goes, she was a little
bit older, very nice, and she goes, is that how
the kids do it? And we said the shot was great.
It shot well, but I wouldn't put the lime on
it because people are just gonna throw it back. It's
not one of those it's got to be all cute.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
Can you break it down for me? How do I
make it?
Speaker 2 (13:31):
It's a great question. Justin knew, but yeah, it's green tea.
Mckittie would know, the resident Broadway guy, so you guy.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
So we made fun of the bartender for not knowing it,
and then you don't know what So Justin is really
the the barista.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
Yeah, I'm not a bartender, but there's some good stuff
in there. There is it the green tea, and there's
also white tea.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
Huh, but it's not real white tea.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
No, they just call it that, So you guys look
it up. Or a white walker. Those things are pretty money.
They're blue and that's all I know. A white walker
is blue. Yeah, huh, white Walker's blue. And then you
got the green tea and then there's the white tea
that's even more in style. So look those up truckers
if you guys are ever going through a local town
and see if they know how to make come man,
(14:18):
it's not always a bud heavy. You don't always got
to get a long neck. And then after that we
walked across the street. We went to uh pool hall
and go yeah, I got hustled by some local country boy.
Oh and I hit up and I sit in the
text thread with Baser and Justin, I go, man, we
killed last night. We did austome and Justin's like, what
game were you playing? We kept we were getting dominated.
(14:39):
I kept having to buy those country boys drinks. We
got cooked, like three games, got straight rinsed.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
It was you and Justin versus the two guys.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Yeah, Justin said there was no chicks in there, and
it was about twelve guys with cowboy hats on. The
one dude was easily seventy five. Just got absolutely rinsed.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
Dude for all you.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Out there, and they don't have a dude, And you're like,
oh no, those guys like me, No guys pay.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
Attention to me.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Just go to a pool hall. You'll be the only
chick in there, m h. And all the guys will
want you. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Service was great, though. I do got to say small
country towns they know how to service the people and
you will get your drinks lickety split. There you go.
You're not waiting around for them, so appreciate that, but
probably won't go back to the one bar where it
didn't open till five pm. But the pool hall is
pretty cool and I've been wanting to go there for
a year and a half and finally went there.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
Did you bring your own stick?
Speaker 2 (15:32):
No? No, And we didn't even know it was gonna
be that big of a pool thing. We were there
for four hours. Got text from baser get home, Get home, Hello,
get home. Got caught up in the billiards?
Speaker 3 (15:43):
Did you play justin one on one?
Speaker 2 (15:45):
I think it started that way and then immediately people
try to play you for a game, and then if
you're on the table, I think then you pay, but
then the loser has to get the drinks man. Yeah,
and so Justint said he'd paid for three or four
rounds abut heavies. I'm like my bad dude in my recollection.
I thought we were killing it.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
Well, update from Batter's box.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
The trade is done. The other guy could not match,
so whatever he got he got. He got a first
this year, a second this year, and now first next
year for DJ Moore and the overall number one.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
Pick and DJ Moore I did all the contracts. Oops,
I should have said that. No, I didn't do that,
but uh, DJ Moore, how much is he making twenty seven?
I was gonna guess twenty eight and he's gonna have
a terrible year.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
All right, all right, guys, I gotta go rest my
voice sored loosers dot Com. Sorry it's so short, but
you know, like I said, gotta pay the bills.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
And we me and Justin came up with the team
name for fantasy football. It took us two hours, but
we finally did. Oh. I think we're gonna do this
season in honor of his late dog, Sparky. Yeah, so
we're gonna name the team that is it really Sparky? No?
Speaker 3 (16:56):
Are you gonna tell us.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
The Templeton football team?
Speaker 3 (17:04):
Ray?
Speaker 2 (17:04):
You should make it the Redskin.
Speaker 3 (17:06):
No, it's actually pretty good. It actually goes.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
I like it till just we're not getting cute. Let's
do this in the little guy's memory. Let's win one
for the gibber.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
Then if you guys win, you guys gotta get it
matching tattoos of the little Gibber.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
No, when we got the grave out there, and I
said if we make the playoffs, were yeah, we're gonna
go camp on the property once the playoffs start, and
we could be out there for a month, sleeping next
to the grave, making campfires in my yard.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Hey, you're gonna do the draft. You're gonna set your
computer on top of the grave.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
The neighbors that gets homeless people, vagrants. It's literally us
homeowners that live there.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
And the sad part is if you guys ever stop
being friends, he's gonna have to sneak into your backyard
and dig up.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
Now we're good, man. I even built it up. It's
actually getting more and more oppressive every day. I'm like,
a adds more rocks to it. It is just a
shrine to the little guy at this point.
Speaker 3 (17:54):
So I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
Yeah, that's great. That's great man. We'll see on Wednesday.
Hopefully that will be drawing names. Hopefully I'll be better.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
What do you got a yeast infection?
Speaker 1 (18:03):
I don't know the hanging banging, dude, I'm telling you
it just it's inflamed. I felt my voice going at
the end of the big show, and I was like,
this is not good.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Inside joke, guys, Amy had a yeast infection and you
actually had a YaST infection of the mouth in the
throat a year ago. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (18:17):
Yeah, and that's what I'm worried. It might be.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
Ray they're not connected. That's a year apart, so you're safe,
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
Yeah, yeah, rock Chalk.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
Did they win? Uh?
Speaker 3 (18:29):
They won?
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Think they want, dude, when you're not gambling on games,
I couldn't tell you how many points were scored. Jayalen
Daniels looked great. Couldn't tell you the score, dude.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
I saw two plays. Okay, it was fourteen to seven.
When I turned it on. I saw two plays and
then I left. And I want to.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
Say the final was twenty nine tous twenty eight to seven.
Speaker 3 (18:50):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
I did send a picture.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
I couldn't tell you the baser. Let me look Kansas football.
Let's see Kansas football.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
Oh oh, we had Uh it was I think a
high school game. It was Mercer and UC Davis. Is
that college? This is college? And then it was Kansas
and Fresno And it was fourteen to seven Kansas in
the second that's.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
When I saw it. Yep, but Kansas won thirty one
to seven. Sorry, there you go. And Western Kentucky took
it to the boys from Sam Houston and Hawaii. Aloha one.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
All right, here you go. Here's the bar.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
Oh, that's actually a nice bar. It looks like a cafeteria.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
It's just one room, nothing speech, it's got some character.
Speaker 3 (19:52):
Hey, yeah, looks good man. It looks like a country
bar man.
Yeah, yep, yeah, man, I got bad news. There's gonna
be a short one.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
The convention's canceled.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
No no, no, no, no no, not that it's.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Just fantasy football is canceled.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
No no, but the deadline is tomorrow night at seven
pm Central. So if you have not signed up for
the Sore Losers Fantasy, go to Sore Losers dot com.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
The link is right there.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Have you seen come across the email Bazer's entry.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
No, no, it's not an email.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
It's literally a form you fill out and I will
go and copy everybody's name.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Oh so it's there and put it in the wheel ray.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Is it on the docket?
Speaker 3 (00:36):
I have not looked at it.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
No.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
But the bad news is my hangy bangy is hurting.
I feel like my voice is going, so I can't
do a full pod. I'm gonna go home after this.
No talking the rest of the day. My kids are
gonna try to ask me questions. I'll have to give
them thumbs up, thumbs down, or just wave my hands.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Who the dry erase board? Because the reason I say
that is Billy, for whatever reason, he had the weirdest
thing in post college. I remember you telling me that
he had no voice for two years. I have no
idea how he lost it. I have no idea how
he got it back. So I just remember weekends after
weekends he would go to the bar with the dry
erase board and write on it and hit on chicks
(01:20):
because he couldn't talk. I have I didn't even know
somebody could lose their voice, but he legit and it
still hasn't come back full, like it's there, like eighty percent.
I have no idea that that's even a thing. It's like, oh,
some guy. Oh I never even knew I could get
an infection in my toe. Well, yeah, there you go.
Who knew you could lose your voice for good? It
(01:41):
took him years, and it would be the way we'd
be all sitting at the pool, Oh great, Billy can't
talk in and he'd just be sitting there siding stuff
with his fingers. It was the most annoying time. You
think it's annoying not be able to talk, be the
friends of the guy that can talk. This mother would
write it on a dry erase board to us and
we'd have to sit there and wait for it. Oh, guys,
Billy wants pizza. He couldn't talk at all.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
That sucks, and that's what I feel like. I feel
like my voice is going. Does it sound weird to you?
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Definitely more than one percent, but not one hundred percent bad. Right,
It's not as bad as Billy's when he lost his mine. No,
I understand, I'm not saying I'm not comparing myself to Billy.
I'm just saying it is crazy as it sounds. The
Big Show pays the bills, so I have to make
sure that I am okay to do the Big Show tomorrow. Yeah,
so you don't even need to risk it. I don't
think this one can even be thirty minutes, because then
(02:32):
you're gonna say I shouldn't have wasted my voice on
the Little Show. I should have saved it for the
Big Show, right.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Yeah, And so I mean, but I just wanted to
come on here and tell people we had to have
something to post because the deadline is tomorrow to sign
up for the Fantasy League, and I wanted to remind
everybody that they need to go to sore Losers dot
com and sign up.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Yeah, that's important to sign up because you don't get entered.
And we always have people after the fact that say
never knew about it. Guys, this is us telling you
go to sore Losers dot com. I think you got
it entered. I tried doing it. I don't have my
Facebook link or something, so I actually couldn't even sign up.
But Pete, you'll get it. The truckers are smarter than
the way I did it, and I did it in
a hurried fashion, so you don't have to do it correct.
(03:18):
But I just want to see if I could. I
like to see if stuff actually works.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
No, it does.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
It does work because I didn't set that up. B
Hands he is a technology guy.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
He set it up for us. Yeah, no wonder he
was promoting it because.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
I had b Hands on the Twitter and I was like, hey, man, like,
you know, I'm not good at technology, can you? And
he just boom boo two seconds later it's set up.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Did uh b Hands Vegas? He lives in Vegas, he
doesn't live there anymore. Did we pay him? No, we
had a guy doing something pro bon though.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
It's sort of like when we did coin Flip Madness
and we wu box.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
We didn't pay them. Yeah, we called that guy every day.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Just being funny. That was humorous because they obviously had
no people, really, I mean, the website was just not
very well known. It's still not very well.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Hold on, we got a phone call. Go ahead, what up?
What alright?
Speaker 4 (04:18):
So I sent him the train, Uh I gave you.
I said, I'll give you Dj Moore the first overall
pick and a fourth round pick, and you give me
pick one five the second round this year, so two
five and then the first next year. And he said deal.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Boom.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
So I'm giving the other guy a chance to to
match it.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Oh why is he better than one five? Oh he's one,
he's one three.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Damn.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
I thought you were getting a little aggressive with that trade,
but I guess not.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
I mean, that's a freaking haul, dude.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Yeah, and then his team sucks and you get the
number one overall pick next year again, and boom, you
trade again.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
I mean because I mean he's trading the first, the second,
the first for DJ Moore And asked Ashton, gent.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Hey, gen d supposed to be he's supposed to be
the real deal. I know he is, but.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
I can still get I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
I like it.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
That's pretty good for a Monday morning man. Yeah, you
sure are working.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Hard, trying to work hard.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
Buddy.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Yeah, so so did you hit the other guy with hey,
this is what I've got on the table, or do
you just tell or you don't tell him that because
then he'll go to that guy and be like, hey man,
he's trying to use us against each other.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
No, I told him, okay, oh well, best of luck.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
All right, that was good.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Yeah, it's Batter's Box.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
It saved you for a couple of minutes.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
He is doing some trading in his Dynasty League and
he was trying to run scenarios by me and I
was like, I don't know, dude, you do.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
You that You're almost being it? You are a GM.
That's insane.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Dynasty League is so fun because I.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Like it because it's the year to year and you
can do the first pick. So maybe you're not as
great this year. It's like you're at the short pis.
I always love betting with the short term long term
when I did, and the beauty of it is what
you guys just did right there so you could suck
now and then in the future you can always look
towards that future future bet.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Right, Like Batter's Box has the number one overall pick
this year in his Dynasty League, and people are wanting
to pick because they want Ashton Jinci.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
I can't believe he's going in the first round. He's
a rookie, guys, No no, no, no no.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
But this is Dynasty, so it's only rookies you're drafting.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Oh so he's the number one rookie on the board.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Uh oh, I'd say, uh, here's another rookie at Trevion
Quinn Chandra and Jenkins and Trevion Henderson from Marion Hampton.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
There you go, those are other ones.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
He's like, if I just trade back a couple of spots,
I get one of them and I get an extra pick.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Perfect.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
So he just leveraged that into a first round pick
this year and next year and a second round pick.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
That's a lot.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
Yeah for DJ Moore and Ashton gency.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
But I don't think your brother is your brother this
smart to where he's looking at high school depth charts
or in five star recruits who he's possibly gonna be
the drafting now. She would be a guy that's in
college now.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Right like next year, arch Manning. When he comes out,
everybody's gonna be clalling calling to his grandfather. He's got
to stay in school. Why did you see that crap?
Speaker 2 (07:32):
His grandfather goes, He's gonna stay in school, and Arch
Manning goes, I have no idea where grandpa got that from.
I have not decided yet. It's like the old heads
didn't even talk to the kid. He's like, he's gonna
stay in school, right, and largely, I'll do whatever i want.
I'm a streamer, man, cooked, I'm in a portal, man.
These kids have ideas that the old heads didn't have
(07:53):
to have or deal with. Nil.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Yeah, hey, hey, Graham's we know you made Peyton and
Eli stay in college four years.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Your grandpa, you're not dad, so he can do whatever
you want.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Arch is like, ah, yeah, grandpa, man, I love you.
I love the family reunion and stuff, but uh, don't
go to Sports Center with that information. It's all across
the bottom line. And then the very next things that
Arch responded with, I'm not decided. I have no idea
where he got that from.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
He's out there giving interviews. It's like, Grandpa, like, why
are you giving interviews on my behalf?
Speaker 3 (08:20):
I didn't tell you to do that.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
And also, I just feel like if you're rich and
you're that famous, and they did so well, we why
even do an interview, Like you're telling me a reporter
or somebody contacted the Grandpa. If they contact me, I'd
be like, uh, no, comment. The Grandpa not only comments,
but comments on a hot topic that makes the bottom
line on everybody's TV.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
It just shows you how people want to stay relevant.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
That's great.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Grandpa still wants to be in the news. He wants
to be wanted, he wants his opinion to be heard.
Please ask me, Please ask me.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Like if somebody called me and asked even an interview
question about the Bobby Bone Show. I've had some people
hit me up about that. I'm like, Eh, what am
I gonna give him our secret sauce? Oh yeah, so
this is how we do the whole show. You can
go ahead and copy it. Does that sound good? All right?
Why would I ever give that information up? Like I've
talked about it on the Big Show before. People in
the building have asked me for help, and I'm like
always there's a little bit of trepidation. I'm just gonna
(09:15):
give you all my secrets that I've worked on for
fifteen years. Here you go, here's the backbone, the blueprint.
Go ahead, there, I made my own monster. Now you
can steal my job.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
But Grandpa, hey man, you can have all our family secrets.
Here's the family recipe. This is how my wife makes spaghetti.
I mean, like ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
I mean they keep the KFC secret sauce secret for
over fifty years. Grandpa gives it up day one. Oh
he's staying in school. Gramps, come on, man, keep some
of that stuff secret. Then we better start the show,
right we started it. Then I'll like start it and
then end it. And then we'll take a break and
we'll come back and we'll end it. All right, We're
(09:52):
gonna do it live. Oh the one, two, three?
Speaker 3 (09:57):
Sore losers? What happen everybody? I am lunchbox.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
I know the most about sports, so I'll give you
the sports facts, my sports opinions, because I'm pretty much
a sports genius, y'all.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
It is scissoring mundo boy, that's give me a short episode.
And from the North. I'm an alpha mel I live
on the north side of Nashville, Bayser my wife. We
live in the country, two point two acres and morning
dub right outside the window on the balcony. If that
isn't a sign of things to come, I don't know
what is man? Is that a sign for the future.
What a beautiful new studio we got here right on
Broadway anyways, guys, but two acres in the country love
(10:30):
coming down downtown every day for this little podcast as
well as the big show and the crops. There hasn't
been rain. They were knee high by the fourth of July,
but they haven't gotten any rain. My guy, Bye, Guy,
over to you, ma'am.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
My son did ask me yesterday, Dad, is our grass
supposed to be orange? No, the son, Dad should probably
be I said, I should probably water it, man, I
should probably water it. You know, I'm speaking of water.
I'm gonna grab some water. We'll take a break right back.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
Yeah, you need to call it quits, man.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Yeah. So go to sore Losers dot com. Sign up
for the fantasy league. Uh college football started this past weekend.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
I got to send a picture to my wife. Dude,
she loves birds. Okay, it's literally in this little slit
on the door out the window on the patio.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
Look you get a picture, hurry or flies away? Zoom in?
Speaker 2 (11:24):
What zoom?
Speaker 3 (11:25):
Are you at? Point five? Two? Three? What are you at?
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (11:30):
Five? Got it?
Speaker 3 (11:33):
Good? And you're going to post that on the install
so the no, no, no no.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
I was told by management that our little quirky pictures
we post aren't good. It needs to be more in line,
and uh.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
No no, but we've talked about it on the pod,
so you got to post it. Some people know the
bird you're talking about.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
I was told my pictures of the country and stuff
are stupid. It needs to be a very formatted type
post when we post.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
I like what you're doing.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
And I watched Kansas football for two plays this weekend.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
They looked like they could win the national title.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
That quarterback is the real deal, Jen Daniels.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Yeah, he was hurt all last year. He comes back.
They let the world on fire. They looked like they're
winning it all, I mean national chance. For the two
plays I saw of college football this weekend, they look amazing.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Me and Justin went to a bar. We found one
in the neighborhood. It didn't open until five pm.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
In your neighborhood or his neighborhood mine.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
But probably not a great business model if that's when
you open, because that's pretty late, honestly. So we waited
till five and went to this bar and they had TVs.
They had college Furblawn, who'd you watch? Who was playing Kansas? Okay,
that was it, and then the other one might have
been was it from the earlier game or I think
that game ended already It was five pm. The other
one started at eleven.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
Yeah, but there was a couple other games, double one,
the early morning one. Yeah, but there was.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Yeah, you were floating around Hawaii and crap. I ain't
watching that.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
No, I didn't watch any of it. I just know
that they played. I saw a score come across the
bottom line.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Well, yeah, it was a struggle. They did have on
like College World Series, Little League World Series ended and
so just on ESPN, like some documentary on the WNBA,
And I was like, anyway, I can change this to
college football. And so we took over the TVs. They
gave us the remotes and everything, keys of the castle
and we found all the games and everything.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
So what do you think of Kansas? Man?
Speaker 2 (13:13):
And then we asked the lady for green tea shots.
She didn't know how to make them, so we explained
to her how to make them, and she put a
lime on it and she goes, she was a little
bit older, very nice, and she goes, is that how
the kids do it? And we said the shot was great.
It shot well, but I wouldn't put the lime on
it because people are just gonna throw it back. It's
not one of those it's got to be all cute.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
Can you break it down for me? How do I
make it?
Speaker 2 (13:31):
It's a great question. Justin knew, but yeah, it's green tea.
Mckittie would know, the resident Broadway guy, so you guy.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
So we made fun of the bartender for not knowing it,
and then you don't know what So Justin is really
the the barista.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
Yeah, I'm not a bartender, but there's some good stuff
in there. There is it the green tea, and there's
also white tea.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
Huh, but it's not real white tea.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
No, they just call it that, So you guys look
it up. Or a white walker. Those things are pretty money.
They're blue and that's all I know. A white walker
is blue. Yeah, huh, white Walker's blue. And then you
got the green tea and then there's the white tea
that's even more in style. So look those up truckers
if you guys are ever going through a local town
and see if they know how to make come man,
(14:18):
it's not always a bud heavy. You don't always got
to get a long neck. And then after that we
walked across the street. We went to uh pool hall
and go yeah, I got hustled by some local country boy.
Oh and I hit up and I sit in the
text thread with Baser and Justin, I go, man, we
killed last night. We did austome and Justin's like, what
game were you playing? We kept we were getting dominated.
(14:39):
I kept having to buy those country boys drinks. We
got cooked, like three games, got straight rinsed.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
It was you and Justin versus the two guys.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Yeah, Justin said there was no chicks in there, and
it was about twelve guys with cowboy hats on. The
one dude was easily seventy five. Just got absolutely rinsed.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
Dude for all you.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Out there, and they don't have a dude, And you're like,
oh no, those guys like me, No guys pay.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
Attention to me.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Just go to a pool hall. You'll be the only
chick in there, m h. And all the guys will
want you. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Service was great, though. I do got to say small
country towns they know how to service the people and
you will get your drinks lickety split. There you go.
You're not waiting around for them, so appreciate that, but
probably won't go back to the one bar where it
didn't open till five pm. But the pool hall is
pretty cool and I've been wanting to go there for
a year and a half and finally went there.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
Did you bring your own stick?
Speaker 2 (15:32):
No? No, And we didn't even know it was gonna
be that big of a pool thing. We were there
for four hours. Got text from baser get home, Get home, Hello,
get home. Got caught up in the billiards?
Speaker 3 (15:43):
Did you play justin one on one?
Speaker 2 (15:45):
I think it started that way and then immediately people
try to play you for a game, and then if
you're on the table, I think then you pay, but
then the loser has to get the drinks man. Yeah,
and so Justint said he'd paid for three or four
rounds abut heavies. I'm like my bad dude in my recollection.
I thought we were killing it.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
Well, update from Batter's box.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
The trade is done. The other guy could not match,
so whatever he got he got. He got a first
this year, a second this year, and now first next
year for DJ Moore and the overall number one.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
Pick and DJ Moore I did all the contracts. Oops,
I should have said that. No, I didn't do that,
but uh, DJ Moore, how much is he making twenty seven?
I was gonna guess twenty eight and he's gonna have
a terrible year.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
All right, all right, guys, I gotta go rest my
voice sored loosers dot Com. Sorry it's so short, but
you know, like I said, gotta pay the bills.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
And we me and Justin came up with the team
name for fantasy football. It took us two hours, but
we finally did. Oh. I think we're gonna do this
season in honor of his late dog, Sparky. Yeah, so
we're gonna name the team that is it really Sparky? No?
Speaker 3 (16:56):
Are you gonna tell us.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
The Templeton football team?
Speaker 3 (17:04):
Ray?
Speaker 2 (17:04):
You should make it the Redskin.
Speaker 3 (17:06):
No, it's actually pretty good. It actually goes.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
I like it till just we're not getting cute. Let's
do this in the little guy's memory. Let's win one
for the gibber.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
Then if you guys win, you guys gotta get it
matching tattoos of the little Gibber.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
No, when we got the grave out there, and I
said if we make the playoffs, were yeah, we're gonna
go camp on the property once the playoffs start, and
we could be out there for a month, sleeping next
to the grave, making campfires in my yard.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Hey, you're gonna do the draft. You're gonna set your
computer on top of the grave.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
The neighbors that gets homeless people, vagrants. It's literally us
homeowners that live there.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
And the sad part is if you guys ever stop
being friends, he's gonna have to sneak into your backyard
and dig up.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
Now we're good, man. I even built it up. It's
actually getting more and more oppressive every day. I'm like,
a adds more rocks to it. It is just a
shrine to the little guy at this point.
Speaker 3 (17:54):
So I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
Yeah, that's great. That's great man. We'll see on Wednesday.
Hopefully that will be drawing names. Hopefully I'll be better.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
What do you got a yeast infection?
Speaker 1 (18:03):
I don't know the hanging banging, dude, I'm telling you
it just it's inflamed. I felt my voice going at
the end of the big show, and I was like,
this is not good.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Inside joke, guys, Amy had a yeast infection and you
actually had a YaST infection of the mouth in the
throat a year ago. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (18:17):
Yeah, and that's what I'm worried. It might be.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
Ray they're not connected. That's a year apart, so you're safe,
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
Yeah, yeah, rock Chalk.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
Did they win? Uh?
Speaker 3 (18:29):
They won?
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Think they want, dude, when you're not gambling on games,
I couldn't tell you how many points were scored. Jayalen
Daniels looked great. Couldn't tell you the score, dude.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
I saw two plays. Okay, it was fourteen to seven.
When I turned it on. I saw two plays and
then I left. And I want to.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
Say the final was twenty nine tous twenty eight to seven.
Speaker 3 (18:50):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
I did send a picture.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
I couldn't tell you the baser. Let me look Kansas football.
Let's see Kansas football.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
Oh oh, we had Uh it was I think a
high school game. It was Mercer and UC Davis. Is
that college? This is college? And then it was Kansas
and Fresno And it was fourteen to seven Kansas in
the second that's.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
When I saw it. Yep, but Kansas won thirty one
to seven. Sorry, there you go. And Western Kentucky took
it to the boys from Sam Houston and Hawaii. Aloha one.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
All right, here you go. Here's the bar.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
Oh, that's actually a nice bar. It looks like a cafeteria.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
It's just one room, nothing speech, it's got some character.
Speaker 3 (19:52):
Hey, yeah, looks good man. It looks like a country
bar man.
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