August 27, 2025 • 54 mins
In this episode we make peoples dreams come true and crush the hopes of others as we draw the names for The Sore Losers 2025 Fantasy Football League. Also we read some emails from the listeners and have a life update from Batters Box. Best of luck and hope you get to hear your name called!
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
Oh, you're already going what you didn't tell me?
Speaker 2 (00:14):
That's my new thing. When I start the fog horn,
that means the podcast has started.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
I don't think that's a fog horn. I got a question.
Can you whistle? Can you cat call?
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Interesting?
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Okay, I'm not that good at it, But there's a
kid that lives down the street from me. I think
he's in fourth grade. He has a fantastic cat call.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
See that's what I want to learn. I want to
learn the dog whistles so that when my neighbor whistles
at me, I can hit him right back with the
exact same thing that I hear every time I'm out
watering the trees. What's up, man, Oh, you're not talking
to me. You're whistling at your dog. Because last Tuesday
when you did that whistle, you were whistling at me.
This time it's your four legged animal. Got you didn't
(01:02):
know the difference. I'm a human that's a dog.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Yeah, Because the other day I was talking to the mom,
this mom that you know, of the fourth grader, and
she was like, oh my gosh, I gotta tell you,
he is so good at something that I shouldn't laugh at.
But I think it's so funny. And I said, what
is it? She goes, he knows how to cat call.
He goes, so we'll be driving down the road and
he'll cat call out the window and it is phenomenally good.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
You gotta laugh as a parent. So it's so funny.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
So I have made the rule that he can only
cat call guys though, like he can't cat call the
women because that's disrespectful. But the guys if they're like,
if guys are out jogging or riding their bikes, I'll
tell them, hey, here comes a guy, and he'll see.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
That's why you got to be a parent.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
So funny. Yeah, And she was like, and guys will
turn around you and be like, yeah, loud, not loud.
And so she goes, hey, come over here, come over here,
show up how you cat call? And he did it.
And I was like, very good for a fourth grader,
Very good.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
That's more normal now than the guy, you know, than
the what Ray alternative lifestyle.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Oh, I see what you're saying. And today's day, man,
the draft we're gonna draw.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
I got more gay friends than I do that are straight? Really,
BJ David justin No, he's straight. That's right, that's right.
I forgot Uh.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Anyway, I got a text from Batter's box. You want
to know what he said?
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Yeah, he was Matt Box here with a special.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
He said, you m effer again. We are done with
phone calls before five pm because we put him on
the pot.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
He put him on the pod back to back. Yeah,
we're always going to use our friends always.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
If you're gonna call and you got something to say,
if it's interesting, we'll put you on the pod. If
you call and it's not interesting, we'll put you on
the pod.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
And we know what's interesting. All these podcasts you guys
listen to. Now, how long have they been doing it? For?
One year? Two year? We are we got our sea legs.
They're still what behind the years? We've been doing this
for eight years? Eight years?
Speaker 1 (03:08):
And we got an email seven from Veronica says, LB
and Ray, I was just in Memphis this past weekend
for a Kingsaniana and bro.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
It was his rough crowd out there.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
But anyways, this is our first coaches convention that we'll
be attending, and we want to know if this event
is all weekend or just on Saturday or something like that.
Let us know because we are trying to book our
plane tickets. Thanks Veronica.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
There was a study that said most dangerous city. Not
making this up. I didn't want to click through. But
it's either the Detroit, Memphis. I think it might have
been Gary at Indiana was the other one, but it.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Was one of the Tulsa. Man Tulsa's on there I
first forty eight. If you ever watched that show back
in the day, I don't watch it anymore, but it
was like, Man Tulsa. Another murder in Tulsa. Oh, let's
go to Memphis. It was those two cities back to back. Well,
carve break ins.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
We're on the rise in Nashville, and thank god that
people realize we're not getting anything. It's absolutely pointless to
break into somebody's car. In twenty twenty five, nobody leaves
s in their car. I've seen a huge decrease in
car break ins. I disagree.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Uh, diagonal up the street, two houses truck windows smashed
in last weekend?
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Pointless. What did they get a CBE radio?
Speaker 1 (04:20):
What I think is they associate because there was another
truck down a block and a half take a rite,
three houses down truck windows smashed in. So I think
they think truck gun. They think people with trucks have
guns in their truck. That's all I can imagine, because
there was no other broken windows except for trucks.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
But I mean, you can get a gun in Tennessee
for under one thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
I don't or you could get it for free. Ray,
do you understand they don't want to be on record
buying the gun. They don't want the gun to be
registered to them. They want to use the gun for
something else. Oh, I don't know. I know that dark,
but that's usual. Or they go sell it on the
black market. Hey man, I got a gun. Here's two
hundred buckstop. Thanks man.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Yeah, so that's what you're saying that they just don't
want it to be able to trace to them.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Correct, But anyway, I Veronica, answer your email. The sored
Losers Convention goes Friday night, Saturday into Sunday. You are
free to go Sunday afternoon. We watched the NFL game
on Sunday and then it is a hug hug, Hey,
great to see you, thanks for coming. Nice meeting you. Yeah,
let's get married.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
A good to see it. Yeah. I don't know how
many days I'm gonna be able to do the Sore
Losers convention. It's damn near killed me all four years.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
You're gonna do it on Friday, Saturday, and Sunday.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Have you talked to my agent, Baezer? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Speaking of Baser, I did see her name on the
list as I was copying everything from the Google doc
into the spin wheel for the Fantasy Football Drawl twenty
twenty five.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
It said Bazer to give her credit for putting it
in there. That's funny. She wants to play.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
My wife did not enter. Yeah, she did not even
think about it.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
She didn't.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
I mean, she's the one that put it on the
website for people to see, Sore Losers dot com and nothing.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Nope. Didn't care well. And I'm also curious why Baser
did want to play, because she doesn't do good in
her work ones. She claims it's because Justin helped her
on the draft and he sucked at it, but I don't.
She doesn't even get into it that much, so I
really am just curious. She thinks maybe it's just a
you know, a shot in the dark where she gets
in the league and wins it, but that is just
(06:34):
so hard to do. There takes some sort of expertise
with this.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
It takes a little bit of skill to get in
there and actually know what you're doing. You can't just
luck into winning. There's no way that happens. Muscle White
back to back, Ashley White back to back, back in the.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Day, Taylor Caraway.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
No, I don't think he's ever been in Taylor Dial
was in one time. Yeah, uh, Moe and Tampa. I
don't even if he's still around.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Man. Man, he'll comment randomly after he's had a couple
on a Friday night. He likes that Crown Royal Apple.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Don't know if he still drinks that or if he
gave it up altogether, sort of like Dominic durand sort
of like cat Dick.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
I mean they're all sober. Can you hear this? Bed? Oh?
I can hear it?
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Man?
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Is it too loud? Oh? There go? That's better? Forty Okay?
I think that sounds good. Okay.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
I mean, should we get to the draw, yeah, I
mean justin Morland. Congratulations, you're on the list. I see you,
I see you.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Hey, you're doing that again?
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Yep, I saw you on the list all right? The
first ben Jack Peer or Jake Peer. There you are.
Jalen Colbert, I see you. Oh yeah, Junior.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Bob Dross is on there, justin van Otroviv, Caitlin Johnston, Corina,
Alena Korea, Van A truviy Uh, Keith Din Sunchild, Keith Hernandez.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Not the one that played for the Mets, Carrie Payne
with no Facebook. I mean then we got all sorts
of names. Man, who else you want to tell me
when to stop get rocking? Ryan McIntyre, Ryan Rammer, Sam Straw,
Sam Badion, Sarah McCary, Allaman, Sarah Gargoola. Say, Sean Jumiski.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
If you're gonna mispronounce names like this, it's gonna be
a hell of an hour. The question is when are
we doing the actual What draft pick you have that's
next week? Oh my god, the NFL is about his start, dude,
we gotta do that as a YouTube or something. We'll
do that like that, can I can? I be honest?
You forgot about it, forgot all about it? Oh crazy, guys,
(08:47):
our commissioner gapped something. That's the first mistake you've ever
made in the fantasy.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
No, No, it's not the first mistake I've ever made.
It's not there's a lot of mistakes here. Here's my problem.
You guys are putting me in the charge of this
forty eight man league, and I am the most unorganized
human you've ever met in your life.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Brady B. Hans helped you. He did.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
He's the one that's no. I'm not saying it. He didn't.
I'm not taking all this credit. I am saying I
am so unorganized that I forgot all about the draft draw?
So what we're gonna have to do?
Speaker 2 (09:18):
Ray? I'm actually starting to panic? Shall I call the NFL?
They need to push the games back till Saturday. There's
gonna be a Thursday night game. Probably it's gonna be
the Chiefs in the Lion.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
No, it's gonna be the Eagles and the Cowboys next
Thursday night.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Do we have to get it in by Thursday or
I need to call Goodell? Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
So we're gonna probably have the drafts on Tuesday. My god,
I totally forgot I.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
We still have to draft our teams, we still have
to pick the people's names, and the NFL starts in
a week. That's why Justin's been losing his mind.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Man, I did not realize how last minute we're doing
this ray Labor Day.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
You need to be respectful of people's time. No, you
need to do stuff over Labor Day weekend. Forget about
barbecuing with the families. You got to get on this draft.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Holy crap, man, that's my fault. I want to apologize
everybody involved. I did not realize.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
God, because everybody's gonna be going after McCaffrey. I just
want to know who we're gonna get. I'm fine with
Bajon Robinson.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
What number do you want? Draft pick wise?
Speaker 2 (10:19):
See, that's the thing. Unless you're top three, who gives
a rip? Fine to be towards the bottom of it
so you can get a one in a two. This
is a draft you want to be towards the back
end because that second round is just as loaded as
the first round. You really don't want the number one
pick that you really don't because there's not a clear
cut number one. It is fine to be far back
in that first round because you want to get a
(10:40):
real lickety split one in that second. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
I will say I'm a little upset than one of
my leagues that we have a draft this Saturday at
four pm. Who schedules the draft for four o'clock on
a Saturday, in the middle of Labor Day weekend.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
College football starts. I understand. That's brutal. Dude.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
He went to Texas Tech the commissioner, and then the
other group of people went to Texas. So he's like, dude,
you guys come over four o'clock, we'll do the draft.
And it leads right in to Texas versus Ohio State.
We can drink and watch it.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
I'm like, at eleven am. What the game Saturday at
eleven am? No, yeah, trust me, Justin sent me thirty
texts and I go, Hey, the balls games at the
same time, and he goes, I found a bar where
we can both watch both of our games. I'm like, okay, yeah,
that's every bardy. They put multiple games on TVs. There
is no Yeah, they're all at eleven am. Florida State's
(11:35):
in the afternoon, and then the night Cappers, Clemson and LSU,
and he's got this all messed up. It's out right away.
It's Texas and Ohio State. The biggest game of the
year is at eleven am on Saturday, and then we
can hill the rest of the year. I mean, we're.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Waking up well, I'll be I'll wake up at six,
I'll be up for five hours before the Texas Ohio
State game. I literally was like, oh, Saturday night, that's
what's on. I had no idea that it was at
eleven am. No, So my guy was all wrong.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Way wrong. And it's the most obvious thing. This schedule's
been out. Everybody knows it's happening right away, and I'm
sure game day is in Columbus, is in Austin.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
It's in Columbus. They're at Ohio State. Yeah, that's what
it says. But here's the thing I don't under it's on.
But what I don't understand is my buddy has kids,
so he understands that four o'clock on a Saturday is
an awful time to have a draft.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Is it a big money draft? Yeah? Well I was
gonna say if it's one of those like flippy dippy
and who cares about twenty dollars draft? Can I tell
you something? We're trying to win ten grand here? Can
I tell you something? No.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
I had a talk with Chess Day the other night.
It was a good emotional heart to heart talk.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
What's up, man? Yeah, I'm just having a couple of beers.
What's up?
Speaker 1 (12:54):
And he was upset about maybe a rule change in
one of our leagues. And I said, look, man, he
was like, he goes, I think I've peaked in fantasy football.
I said me too. I said, my care is not
what it was five years ago. I said, this is
more about keeping in touch with different groups of people.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Are you good, dude? You want a phone number?
Speaker 1 (13:16):
And I said, I don't have like I used to think,
Oh my gosh, if I auto draft, then that's the
worst day in the world. I hate fantasy I can't
do that. So now when the commissioner of whatever league
I'm playing in sends out the draft time, I don't respond.
I don't complain. I don't say I can't make it.
I told him, I said, look, if I have to
(13:38):
auto draft, I have to auto draft.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
It sucks, but I'm not.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Going to complain to the commissioner because the commissioner hardy
has enough trying to get twelve people or ten people
or forty eight people on same schedule to have the
draft at the same time. It's almost impossible. Everybody has conflicts,
everybody has a life. So now I'm just okay with
whatever time the draft time is if I have to
auto draft, I auto draft.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
He used to.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
I would call friends and be like, hey, man, I
can't draft. Do you think you could draft for me
in this league and give him my password? And it's like, what.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Are you doing?
Speaker 1 (14:10):
You're jumping through hoops and fire when the computer can
do just a fine job.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Yeah, and I was ripping my hair out. Me and
Justin were talking the draft having a couple of drinks
at the house a couple of weekends ago. We disagree
on every pick, it's just the one thing we did
get down is what position we want to draft everybody,
but he wanted alternative players. He's trying to pick egg boobs.
You want an XFL He wanted in jigbu In like
the first round. I'm like, dude, is this your first draft?
(14:37):
I said, I've been drafting for twenty years. It was
his last. It was last year was his first draft.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
So I don't know how he's been around this world
this long and just played fantasy football for the first time.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Dude. I mean, he thought I was the smartest person
in the world picking Lamar Jackson. I was, But yeah,
that's kind of how you want to pick your quarterbacks.
We're not going after Will leave Us. You know you
want a guy to run, you want somebody that's gonna
churn those yards.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
I encourage everybody out there that is gonna get in
the Soilersers Fantasy League to draft Will Leavis. Please draft
Will Leavis. He will carry you to the championship. If
you are in my division, I give you permission to
draft Will leave Us. I will, I will gladly let
you draft Will Levis.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
I love that you said that because I just posted
on trying to figure out the guy's name. But he
posted everybody that is a good quarterback, running back, wide receiver,
tight end, everybody, and he goes, don't draft these people
these year. Do not draft lists. Let's just it's an
ESPN some guy and I go perfect. That clears it up.
Getting Will Leavis. I mean, who are we supposed to
(15:44):
draft if you're not supposed to get Saquon or McCaffrey.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
I love those lists. Do not draft these people and
it has like one hundred people. Well, that kind of
limits the pool who I can draft.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
I'll get the guy with the shoulder injury man. He
should be perfect, he'll fit my team.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Well, you're right, but yeah, the conference that Chess Day,
I was just like, I still love fantasy football, but
I'm not as hardcore as I was.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
We get you don't like it hardcore, man, you're more soft.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
No, it's just you have to realize it's really a
avenue to keep in touch with people. Yes, you want
to win the money, and you want to win the
crown and the bragging rights, but man, to keep in
touch with people, that's what really fantasy football. It brings
friends together through generations.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
What I love is you go four and oh, then
it's something in your life you care about. You go
zero and four Oh. Man, I was never into that.
My name Bennett iyen in it. My name is Paul.
That's up to y'all. How's that league going? I don't
even care. But if you go four and oh, you
start to care real out right there, maybe that's Chess
Day and night.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
That's we We downplay it until we see how our
draft goes, and see how the first couple of weeks ago,
and then maybe I'll call Chess Day and I'll be like, dude,
how you feeling, And maybe we'll both be back like,
oh my god, I love it. Maybe we ended last
year with no championships in any of the leagues we
played in. So we have a sour taste in our
mouth and we better start the show.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Oh, because we've got a lot of names to draw.
Start the show. We're gonna do it live. Oh the
one too three? So losers, what up everybody? I am Lunchbox.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
I know the most about sports, so I'll give you
the sports facts, my sports opinions, because I'm pretty much
a sports genius, y'all.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
It's Sison from the North Alpha Male. I live on
the North side of Nashville with Bayser, my wife. We
got two point two acres, two point five kids at
Vanderbilt and then we'll die of a heart attack when
I'm seventy two. And typically on this show, d D
double d's means something else, but today it means Draft Day.
Over to you, man, Let's take a break.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
We'll be right back and we'll start the drawing for real.
We'll be right back.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
Now, guys, you have until Friday morning at eight am.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
To pay me.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
Your venmo two hundred dollars or we have to redraw.
I can't wait, Radio Lunchbox venmo, and you please when
you pay me with Venmo, tell me what division you
are in. It is gonna be very clear as day
what division you are in. The first eleven names called
(18:15):
are gonna be in. Muscle White's the division, the back
to back champ. Sure, so Muscle White is the first
person in that division. Congratulations. Now we will draw the
second member of the Muscle White division, and we are
gonna spin that weird.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
I wish I.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
Could do the wheel where it's only like a second,
but it doesn't do it.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
It does it this way.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Congratulations two, A mere a many in, A man of man,
A mere, a man of man.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
Let's go a mere a man of man? Oh yeah,
you gotta talk? Why write dude? Well, I'm also I'm
so wondering do I have this too loud? Or do
I need to stick it around the forty mark?
Speaker 1 (19:03):
I think the forty mark's good. All right, here we go.
We're spinning again a mirror. You are in the Muscle
White division?
Speaker 2 (19:10):
Spin? How do I spin? There?
Speaker 1 (19:11):
It goes, click it and it's around and round and
it goes where it stops. Nobody knows. We are bringing
the energy. Give us about ten minutes and we'll run
out of energy. Here we go, Jessip McFarlane. Jessip McFarlane.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
Well, and I saw B Hans. He was dealing with
some people that were doing multiple emails. He was able
to crack down on it, got that all cleaned out.
So this is just legit. Everybody got one team.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
Yeah, and I love that you try to pull one
over on a computer guy like B Hans is smart
with computers and he can tell things by the way
it comes in and he's like, dude, it was so
obvious they're doing it from the same IP address. I'm like,
I don't even know how to check an IP address.
I don't know what that means. B Hens, God, bless
you my brother. Yeah, B Hans, I didn't even see.
Let me see if he can put his name in.
(19:58):
Let me go out to B Hans Ray.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
One of the team's names is porn Star. The other
one is porn Star Oho.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
Andrew Klassen, Andrew Classen, WHOA. Welcome to the Tyler Musselwhite
Back to Back Champ Division.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
Enjoy it. Make sure you get the money in. Guys.
We hate to sound like an auctioneer here, but there
are teams that don't pay. And then we got to
draw other ones. Yeah, and it's really annoying.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
It's really I mean, I really I see Austin Boggs
in here, but I do not see be Hans. I
see Ashton Estave, but I don't see be Hans. How
did be Hans not sign up? Unless I'm not looking
at the right.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
Oh, that's oh okay.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
Here Brandy, Brandy Martinez, Braxton, Vernell, Brennan Rodgers.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
But no, Brady be What in the world why does
he not in her?
Speaker 1 (20:50):
What are you trying to do? Get him an automatic bit? No,
I'm just saying, why is he not in? Why is
he not in?
Speaker 2 (20:55):
Here we go? It's spinning round and around where it goes.
I don't know where it's gonna stop. Here we go. Man,
let's take it forever. Michael Musto. The moose is on
the loose.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
I mean, I really enjoy this. This is my favorite thing.
And you know what I don't miss and I thought
i'd miss it forever is the piece of paper, the
cutting all the names out. I would have to cut
out two hundred and sixty three names to do this.
This would have been terrible, Michael Musto. Next is Peter Castillo.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
Getting Pete come all Babe show Mussel White, what's up?
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Remove that spinning again? We are six people in. Six
people in after Peter Castillo. Who's going in the back
to back Champ Division? Back to back Champ Division? Aaron Irwin,
Steve Irwins boo, rest in peace?
Speaker 2 (21:57):
Steve that could be his kid. Yeah, he has a daughter,
Steve Ray. See not funny, dude. Oh that's what killed him? Yes,
oh that's not funny. He was a good dude. But yeah,
his son does the same video as Steve did.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
I think his daughter does too. She's always into like
a safari hat. And I'm like, I have no idea
what you do for a living, but you're just living
off your dad's name. Congratulations.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
I'm sure they have day to day Jason Kelly Tay
what je U? No? No? Kell Lee, Jason k what
jell Ye. We're giving these people nicknames. They got respectable jobs.
Jason Kay what Shelley? That's going? I like that? Now
should I shuffle the names or should I just keep
(22:40):
him the same? I don't get what You're still in
the same division, right.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
Yeah, yeah, but I'm saying on this it says shuffle.
I don't know what that means, well, what is it
when you're spinning?
Speaker 2 (22:48):
What does that mean? It's just picking a name.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
Andy Ainzel, Andy Ainol, Andy Ainstile nailed it.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
But here's my question. I know you're writing and it's
tough for you to talk and write and type and
be on Facebook during the big show. But does shuffle
mean that they could then repick somebody we've already know.
I remove everybody's name that we pick. Okay, So what's
the difference between shuffle and spin and suck? I don't know.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
I don't know why it shuffles. Maybe it puts some
different places on the wheel. No, I would just say
a spin is the spin is the spin?
Speaker 2 (23:19):
Is? The spin is a spin? Yes? Okay, I'm sorry.
You want to shuffle a roller like a Roulette wheel? Ray,
you want to shuffle the deck? No, man cut the deck.
We're in Vegas. I apologize. I apologize, Ray, it's a
three deck shoe. Andrew Chiz not oh and chis not
oh kid tits, Oh my gosh, Andrews.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
I've never heard Andrew tis Nado. I don't think he's
he's a new listener because I've never heard of him.
He's never emailed never Facebook nothing.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
How many teams are in this twelve team division here?
We have ten so far, so we got two more
going well? Rock Hunter Howard? I am dude, h who Howard?
My brother in law? Different last name, same first name.
Isn't that who you went to by golf with? Was Hunter? Honor? Honor?
In that from college honor? That's David? Oh, David? Sorry? Sorry?
(24:14):
Hunter though pitcher for the Astros, Hunter Brown, all ach.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
He got rocked last night by the Rockies. Hunter Brown,
he got rocked.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
I thought he did well? No, they they they got smoked.
What Yeah? They lost the Rockies.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
It was like six to one, dude, right, But I
thought he pitched well. How can you pitch well if
you lose the Rockies, there's no doing well. It was
like there all done?
Speaker 2 (24:38):
Oh no, he can't even finish the draft he was.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
He had like four runs giving up in like the
fourth inna Evan with a Hoe?
Speaker 2 (24:47):
Which show? Which hunt? Which hunt? Evan witch Hunt?
Speaker 1 (24:50):
Get that closes out the back to back champ division
with Evan witch Out which.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
You gotta save your voice for the big show. You're
gonna lose it. I'm not You're like screaming your butt off.
I am trying to get excited. All right, here we go.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
Now we're gonna Should we take a break and do
another division. Yeah, we'll take a break. We'll come back
and we'll do batter's box division.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
We'll be right back after this. Love that you're doing
it all by hand with pen to paper. I'm quicker
at writing than I'm typing. My my buddy, Mike Miller,
his dad did pen to paper and he finally taught
his dad, Hey, let's take it over to the computer system,
revolutionize the industry. As dad retired within two years.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
What is what does dad do? It was they lived
three houses down for me, but I don't know what
he did.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
It was some sort of paper and printing with T
shirts and newspaper or something with dry cleaning or clothes
or something. With that. Man, it almost was like, yeah,
printing on stuff. It's off, okay.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
Carl Johnston, Carl Johnston, you're in batter's by division. Welcome
to the league. Here we go, Here we go, man, man,
I don't know how gonna do this.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
So you've done muscle Whites and now we're on bat
batter's box.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
Yeah, we're on batter's box. Division right now, Jared Urban.
Keith Urbans.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
Boy, no, that's Keith Urban. He just didn't want to
be known as Keith. Guys, Keith Urban is in the division.
That is pretty cool. Thank you. We're gonna have him
call live right now. Yeah, go ahead, Keith Keith, welcome
to the league. Well, how he's as it going, Mike?
I just threw a boomerang up my asshole. I'll see
you guys there. What hey, Keith, what do you know
(26:37):
about football? Man? Well, my first pick is going to
be a koala in the second round. I'm looking at
a kangaroo in the third, out back jacket in the fourth.
How about at back blooming onions. I'll see you guys
in Nashville. I got a new song. It's called Boomerang football.
He Keith Keith?
Speaker 1 (26:56):
Yeay, thanks for the time, man, Yeah, Keys, we gotta
move on because breiden Meyer is in Braiden.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
My ear ny hr a huge conglomerate in Michigan is
Mayer Grocery Stores. He could actually be independently wealthy already
and not need this money, and.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
So he's just doing this for fun, just to rub
it in our face, is what you're saying.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
Got lee.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
You know we're not getting a lot of this gear
women females.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
Has there been one? I don't think there's been a
single female. Let me look well, not being sexist, guys,
if you give me a minute on that. No, we
have not had one female and mine in Justin's division,
there was gonna be about maybe six Half the teams
were gonna be female. A lot of them didn't pay.
This is crazy. I love the females in it, but
maybe they realize how competitive is if it's your first year, what.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
About Andy Anzeile? That could be a girl. Andy could
be a girl.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
No, but listen, no, it is a very competitive league.
So you don't want to just blow is it? Two hundred? Yeah?
Two hundred?
Speaker 1 (27:56):
Well, but I saw a lot of women on the list.
You want to know who's in now?
Speaker 2 (27:59):
Baser Dick Dills? Okay, Richard Dills? All right, rich Richard Dills?
Get him rich? Yeah? All right? How does that music sound?
That sounded good? Man. I'm very shocked.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
We should probably now just do females because we got
to have half and half. That's kind of how we are.
We're in an equal Opportunity podcast.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
But it's random though, so I don't know how you're
going to plan that. Oh, this one might be a girl. Ray,
I'm trying to get people.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
Louisc Harmon, that could be l o U I s E.
Is that a girl's name, Harmony Louis C.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
Harmon. Yep, that's a woman. That is a woman.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
You are in Batter's Box division. Congratulations.
Speaker 2 (28:40):
We'll be looking for that two hundred through Venmo or
Zelee Venmo Radio Lunchbox and make sure you put what
division you are in, please, because it makes my life
so much easier. Here we go, here we go. Oh
my gosh, and they're.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
Having a tailgate party in the breakroom.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
I don't know. You gotta be kidding me. I have
a system. Jesse Leva, he's in. He's in. Other than Gona,
there's baser jesse Leva. Dude. He did tequila shots at
the Sore Losers convention, passed out during the Eagles game.
(29:17):
He never even saw them win the Super Bowl.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
He got a tattoo. He knocked me out of the
playoffs last year.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
He broke up with his girlfriend.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
Oh oh, we don't talk about that.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
He met random women from was it Philly or maybe
we were watching the Giants game, knowing the Giants Giants
didn't make the playoffs.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
I mean, all of a sudden, we've got women. Lina Wagoneer.
There we go, Lina Wagoneer.
Speaker 2 (29:42):
There it is wow.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
I mean, I just yeah, I don't know how Leva
gets back in after eliminating from the playoffs, coming to
the convention and holding up a stack of cash going hey,
this is your money I took from you.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
Like, thanks, man, appreciate it. Want to go play your
roulette system? I I have a system as good though
the winner. The women are on a run.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
Lindsey Moore, Sutherland, lindseymore Soonerland.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
Yeah, welcome to the little show league. Yeah, you're in
depression inn with Batter's Box. Oh that's right. We're going
with the names again. What was muscle Whites? Did that
one ever get named? I don't know.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
To be determined was Batter's Box? He never determined it?
So I mean I was really creative. Man, wait, wait
to put out for the podcast. Man, I thought we
said depression, did tho? Well that was the year before
and then he never it was like, to be determined,
I'm not depressed anymore. And then he never named it
the Oh my gosh, we said women and they are
flying off the charts now. Kathy Fisher MESSANSI.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
Welcome Kathy, Welcome Kitty Kathy k sure, welcome fish Kitty
Fisher messiness. See got ye?
Speaker 1 (30:53):
And what's up with all these three names? Makes it
really hard?
Speaker 2 (30:56):
Well, you gotta think if they we are getting so
listeners from the Big Show, it's a lot of female
demographic there. We're gonna have female sign up.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
No, no, I'm not saying. I'm just saying, all of
a sudden they went on a run. We said there
was no females, and then all of a sudden the
wheel startedn't another female, That's.
Speaker 2 (31:13):
What I'm saying. Usually there's a lot of females. Abby Blackwell,
Oh thought it was Anderson for a second, Abby Blackwell, Welcome, Welcome. Abby.
Speaker 1 (31:25):
Batters box is the division of women. He is lick
at his chops right now. He thinks he's so good
because he is a man.
Speaker 2 (31:34):
Yeah that's what he thinks. But I don't I don't
know if I mean whatever, man, that's probably true. But
here we go.
Speaker 1 (31:39):
The last person in Battered Battersbox vision Stacy Rogers.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
H dude, quit doing that. Look because I keep thinking
it's Baser that's gonna be in. I'm not doing a
look because listen, she's on pins and needles too. Because
she said, don't let me know if I'm in or not.
She's listening to the pod. I would never let her know. Well,
you keep giving me a look like it's well, I'm.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
Saying, we said there was no women, right, and then
we had one, two, three, four, five, Six out of
the next seven were women.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
Well, what do you think I just said? Last year
our division was six out of twelve for women. There's
a ton of women that sign up. I didn't, but
I'm saying, okay, six in a row. Have you ever
hit red six in a row? No? Never in my life. Never.
Uh maybe I have assistant when he was doing his system. Yeah,
I have never done that. I've never hit it six
in a row. I've seen like four.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
Have I hit blackjack six times in a row? No,
I've never done that.
Speaker 2 (32:31):
I've seen four or five numbers in a row. All right, color,
I've seen it. I've never been a part of it,
never been a part of it. But I mean I
watch it. I've seen ten reds. I have two and
I'm like, why is it crazy to see six women
on a fifty to fifty draw?
Speaker 1 (32:45):
And I'd sit there and I'm like, dang, I wish
I was a part of that. I wish I'd have
been betting that you just were a part of it.
I know you're right, right, I'm a woman, You're right right.
Speaker 2 (32:59):
We taken a break? Or is that twelve? Uh? Yep,
let's take a break because you got to ease up
on the voice or you're gonna be cash for tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (33:08):
Right, you are right, We'll take a break. We'll be right back. Okay, Ray,
you ready for your division? Let's go Ray, Ray picket fence,
white picket fence. All right, here we go, Ray and Justine.
Speaker 2 (33:25):
Or actually, can we rename it to the out in
the Country Division? You can?
Speaker 1 (33:29):
Yeah, Out in the Country division, also known as Ray
and Justin. Here we go, country house, country house.
Speaker 2 (33:36):
That's good.
Speaker 1 (33:38):
Uh, here we go? Yeah, man, Tony Bryan, last round pick?
Sign me up for the Fantasy Football League. No, dude,
you had to go. I don't know if you got in,
but you had to go and like fill out the form.
Speaker 2 (33:48):
You didn't. You weren't supposed to email you.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
Canna quit Punkin people like that Baser and Fantasy Football.
Good Morning Coachers. Hearing Ray talk about Baser hoping that
she gets her name drawn this year, I feel like
her in Batter's Box should alternate each year.
Speaker 2 (34:02):
It's only fair.
Speaker 1 (34:03):
Lunchbox gets a family member one year and Ray gets
one another, but neither can enter the draw their non
playing year. Just to keep the integrity of the league intact.
Just my two cents, keep up the good work. PS
you you should start a draw and pick names for
sore Losers Nation to come beyond the pod Michael Wagoneer.
Speaker 2 (34:24):
But here's the question. Was Michael Wagoneer drawn?
Speaker 1 (34:26):
No, that's my question. Lena Wagoneer was drawn. Do we
think that Michael Wagoneer.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
His wife got in. Who's gonna be playing that team?
Speaker 1 (34:39):
Is it gonna be Lena or is it gonna be
I don't even know if they're related. I didn't even
know this was I literally just pick this email randomly.
Speaker 2 (34:45):
Well, if Baser gets in, she will probably run her
own team. Is how is she gonna let me and
Justin tell her who to play? She doesn't even let
me tell her where we're.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
Going to dinner I'm not saying that. I'm just saying
it was kind of weird how I just read his
email literally and his wife got picked.
Speaker 2 (35:02):
Okay, so with the odds that were happening, we're like
two percent. Who gives a rats as? I don't, I don't,
I don't care. I'm not mad. Here we go.
Speaker 1 (35:10):
This is Ray's country house division. The first person in
that gets to battle him and Justin is Megan Shepherd Weberling.
Speaker 2 (35:23):
Welcome, Meghan. Welcome, Meghan. We are very inviting. We're a
very warm league. We are welcome. We are happy to
have you Memberling. We end up being usually a fifty
five hundred team. Yeah, that's about right. No, you were.
You were trend into the playoffs last year, made the playoffs?
You did? You did this right? I forgot. I forgot.
(35:44):
We had a terrible draft. Second to fourth round etn
Isaac Gill.
Speaker 1 (35:49):
Gilly coome On, Gilly coome On, Gilly. Uh my cousin
Andrews dog's name is Gilly.
Speaker 2 (35:58):
Hey. Are we sure Keith kid I got any draft?
Is Catherine Kidd? Kid kid? Here we go? Here?
Speaker 1 (36:09):
There it is okay. I think I gotta find a
different wheel. Why it's picking everybody with three names Haley
Bergeron for Neieri.
Speaker 2 (36:22):
Like this is weird, all right, but the one before
that was two names good? What are you talking about it?
Speaker 1 (36:32):
I'm sorry Bergeron, but.
Speaker 2 (36:36):
Dude, you can't say that in the middle of the
drawing I need a new wheel and then act like
the whole wheels flawed. I'm just being funny. They don't
think it's funny. People are on the edge. You don't
think Callum Hutchins thinks it's funny. Dude. You don't think
a truck driver thinks it's funny.
Speaker 1 (36:52):
Right now, because I can see Callum Hudgins right there
on the list. He's still waiting to hear his name
called to say he's in on a team. Cameron, need him?
Speaker 2 (36:59):
Need him? Is there?
Speaker 1 (37:01):
Carlos Preto's good. Cat Dick is wanting a team. Cat
Dick wants in.
Speaker 2 (37:05):
Do they have Wi Fi and rehab? I don't know.
Reggie Trotter, Oh, he's in, He's in, He's in. That's it,
Reggie Trotter, let's spin it again. You gotta love these
people that they would not only listen to the pod,
but then to sign up for something. Support us, Support
(37:28):
the Fellowship, of cheering for fantasy players.
Speaker 1 (37:32):
Brooks Treo Trio, to Rio Terrejo, Trey Ho Brooks Trio.
Speaker 2 (37:38):
We know a Trey Ho, but his name is em
Trey Hillo.
Speaker 1 (37:44):
Ray.
Speaker 2 (37:45):
It is correctly pronounced Tram. A lot of people are
getting in this year, a lot of good people. I
can see Desiree Lowry's name on the list. She wants
to be called Milo. I might lay, but it's not
Desire's turn yet. Gavin Hasburg, Hasburg, get him in. Gavin Hasburg.
(38:10):
I thought at first you were gonna say Gavin Adcock,
who is an up and coming country artist, and that
would have been fun to have him in.
Speaker 1 (38:18):
Yeah, that would have been really cool. But he doesn't
have time for fantasy. He's too too busy playing shows.
Speaker 2 (38:24):
How many are we deep in? Me and Justin's division
at seven and again, me and Justin share a team.
We each pay one hundred dollars, but we share a team.
We are putting that out there in the public. That
is Brendan Fry.
Speaker 1 (38:36):
He is it Brendan Fry.
Speaker 2 (38:40):
Get in Fry. Hey, he was supersized. He's a fry guy.
He's a fry guy. I'll take a big bag in
a frag. Here we go? Is that eight? That is eight?
We are number nine? So we got Sean Rojas, Sean.
Speaker 1 (38:56):
ROAs, get him in, Rojas, Here we go, Here we go.
Speaker 2 (39:02):
Yeah. Some of these people, you gotta wonder did they
fight every year to try and get in because or
is this their first time signing up? But I mean
for some of them, it's like getting into a reality show,
getting into Big Brother. These people have been fighting.
Speaker 1 (39:13):
Man. Yeah, Jase Duffan, I see your name, but you're
not in. Cody Herman is in. Cody Herman is in WHOA.
Speaker 2 (39:21):
I had a roommate in college named Cody Dan Herman.
I bet what if that's his kid? They may be related? Yeah, Ray,
was he gay? What does they know what you were referencing? No? Oh, sorry,
that's not what I was gonna ask. Ask if he
was cool? Yeah? He was cool. That's even better, right,
(39:42):
I tried to read your lips? My bad?
Speaker 1 (39:43):
Yeah, that that was really weird, My bad, dude, Ray,
potentially his boyfriend Hailey Wiggs.
Speaker 2 (39:51):
Hailey is in ye get her in?
Speaker 1 (39:54):
You know who I see right there on the list
that wants to get in. Joe from Sarasota, your mom,
he made me get off Facebook.
Speaker 2 (40:02):
He's not in yet. He hadn't had his name draw.
That's a good dude. That's that's it. If everything's right
in the universe, Joe get in. Well, I wonder if
my sister tried to get in. I wonder if Boomer
tried to get in.
Speaker 1 (40:14):
Hector, Augustine Garcia, Hector.
Speaker 2 (40:21):
That was three names, Garcia. I told you what was
the one before that? Haley Wiggs. That was only two.
Speaker 1 (40:28):
One before that was Cody Herman, Sean Roja. It's been
a while since we had a free namer.
Speaker 2 (40:32):
So you're three theories out the window. Dude. I didn't
say my theories were exactly correct. Ray. Every one of
these people's located below the Mississippi.
Speaker 1 (40:41):
River, if you know what I'm saying, I don't know
if that's true.
Speaker 2 (40:44):
I don't know where all these people live, right So
I'm saying your theories right now have just been hold.
Right now, I see a guy named Luis Diaz on
the list. I wonder if it's my buddy that lives
in Ohio, that we worked at the Spurs together he
went to the University of Texas, or if that's just
another dude named Louis Diaz that has no idea who
we are. No, he became a crack addict. He lives
on Broadway.
Speaker 1 (41:03):
Okay, Oh heck, Miguel Soto is in there. He wants
to be in I see him on the list cow Boys.
That's crazy. He'll hey, I want him in my division.
He'll draft Dak He'll he'll Dinwittle, He'll draft.
Speaker 2 (41:16):
I don't even think anymore.
Speaker 1 (41:18):
Jerry Jones'll probably draft him, Stephen Jones Netflix. He'll probably
try to draft Michael Irvin.
Speaker 2 (41:24):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (41:25):
You know who is trying to get in the league.
Mike Evans of the Tampa Bay Bucks. He is trying
to get in our league. Ah, yeah, that's pretty cool.
Speaker 2 (41:32):
You don't want him though, with Tampa Bay. There's other
receivers out there. Really you like him?
Speaker 1 (41:37):
I mean all he does is go for a thousand
yards every single year.
Speaker 2 (41:40):
Yeah, they're saying, go for somebody else down there.
Speaker 1 (41:43):
All right, we're gonna take a break. We're gonna come
back at the end of division. That was into your vision.
Speaker 2 (41:47):
Where are you gonna say that.
Speaker 1 (41:49):
That's the end of the Ray's division? Okay, you're happy,
We'll take a break right back.
Speaker 2 (41:58):
I think it's a huge success so far.
Speaker 1 (42:03):
Yeah, Lunch's losers division, now Lunch just losers?
Speaker 2 (42:07):
Is this the final twelve team?
Speaker 1 (42:09):
This is the final twelve? Actually it's the final eleven
because I'm in.
Speaker 2 (42:12):
I'm in. Who knows if another family member yours got in?
Speaker 1 (42:18):
Now Battersbox just runs the division, dude, It's just it's
just easier.
Speaker 2 (42:22):
I'm just saying. That's when there was uncovered, Eddie, uncovered
one of your family members was in.
Speaker 1 (42:27):
No, he thought it was my cousin because they have
the same last name as me. But we don't know
who they were.
Speaker 2 (42:32):
We busted Chess Day with his parents down. Well, I
could see that happening. What club were you at? Hey, man,
this is Chess Day. I don't know if I have
a passion for fantasy football anymore. Chess Day. Hey, I
have your main card here. You don't get it back
until you come.
Speaker 1 (42:50):
Hey, Gabriel Thomas, come get you some bud, come get it.
Speaker 2 (42:53):
Get in, Gabe, come get it, Gabriel, Gabe, let's get
you at the convention too, man, and shots on me.
I'm gonna get you a pickleback without the back.
Speaker 1 (43:04):
Okay, And I see Cappy once in says, no Facebook,
this is Cappy, but he has not been drawn yet.
Speaker 2 (43:09):
Oh dude, I had to tell Cappy. Oh my gosh.
I told him to get in, but he got in.
Though I know he did not get in.
Speaker 1 (43:16):
He's on the list like he signed up to be
on the drawing Yah, Seth Hoover, Seth Hoover, I may,
I hope you suck like a vacuum, dude, Seth Hoover, suck.
Speaker 2 (43:29):
Just like a Hoover. Back. That sounds familiar. Back, All right,
here we go.
Speaker 1 (43:33):
So far, no females in my division. So far, no females.
Speaker 2 (43:37):
You don't want another Jennifer Brownlee. I do not want
another Ashley White. She dominated.
Speaker 1 (43:42):
Cody Grubbs, Cody, Cody grubs. It loves scrubs.
Speaker 2 (43:48):
Get him some grubs. What are you looking up, dude,
seeing Cappy? He said. I was talking to him about gambling.
I said, thanks, man, I recommend a cool off period
for everyone. Really gets your head right. I don't know
what that means. I told him just to take some
time off, he said. Absolutely had a bad run in
the late nineties that taught me and won a couple
(44:10):
hundred for a couple of weeks. And ended up handing
over two bands. Never again, my friend. I think Cappy
was drinking.
Speaker 1 (44:16):
When he said, yeah, Michael Gardner, you're in. You're in,
Michael Gardner, get in, Michael. Look at over there on
the side, I see Mimi Lester trying to get in,
but you have not been drawn yet. I'm sorry, Mimi Lester,
you have not been drawn. Dude, Rick Rod he was
dming me to tell him to get in. He said,
I'm in, Bro, but he's waiting to get drawn. Yeah,
David Dong has been drawn. Oh wait, David dang Sorry,
(44:38):
David Dang.
Speaker 2 (44:39):
I bet David Dang Ray Sorry. Something else on the brain.
Speaker 1 (44:44):
Yeah, that's all I think about when I'm spinning this wheel.
I'm like, oh, it's ding Dong Roulette.
Speaker 2 (44:50):
How many teams are left?
Speaker 1 (44:52):
We have seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twel We need
six more teams. So there's forty two that have been drawn.
Yeah left, now there's five left because John Bachelor is in.
Speaker 2 (45:03):
Get him in. That might have been the guy that
came to my bachelor party. I don't know his name
was John Backpack really, but I mean, why would his
last name have been Bachelor? That just reminded me of
my bachelor party.
Speaker 1 (45:15):
Maybe this dude was just giving us a hint that, Hey,
I was the guy at a bachelor party. I never
heard from that guy again.
Speaker 2 (45:19):
You ever heard from him? No? And it's actually just
this sad story. I mean, he gave me a three
hundred dollars wedding gift, did he really? He gave me
those awesome drills that I use all the time. Wow,
drilling and hammering baser.
Speaker 1 (45:34):
Yeah, Wow, Yon Young Gren, get in, Yon Yon Grin.
Speaker 2 (45:41):
You gotta respect it. These people come from all walks
of life. I'm hearing high schoolers, middle school. Well, we don't.
I haven't.
Speaker 1 (45:49):
I haven't heard from maddox pots the middle school or
the high school.
Speaker 2 (45:52):
He hadn't, he hadn't tried to get We got people
young and old, people from Nashville all the way to
Shining Sea, people from over the Pond, people in Iceland,
Glass Now London, all over America, Chinese TYPEI we're talking
Sri Lanka, Australia. We're saying stuff like Bali, Costa Rica, Honduras, Nicaragua, Brazil. Continue.
Speaker 1 (46:14):
Yeah, it's a little fishy and your division number eleven,
Hailey Wiggs.
Speaker 2 (46:20):
Yes, in my division. Who's got to rent one end?
Speaker 1 (46:23):
Bryce wiggs Man and wife got in, so it looks
like he's gonna be manning two teams in the league.
Speaker 2 (46:29):
That's sexist.
Speaker 1 (46:31):
Yeah, I just don't think I I the women in
my division. I'm saying, I don't think Hailey entered. I
think Bryce entered his wife.
Speaker 2 (46:39):
Come on, be Hans, check the IP address.
Speaker 1 (46:42):
I don't think Haley listens to the pod or does
Bryce not listen to the and Haley entered twice? There's
no way they both listened to the pod.
Speaker 2 (46:50):
But here's the deal. If b Hans was on it
with IP addresses, if they squeaked by with a male
and female from the same household getting in, so be it.
I'm just one of hands. Did you check my mine
in my wife's IP address?
Speaker 1 (47:03):
Because guess what, it's the side Big mac Tyler McGuire
from across the street McDonald's. He's in McGuire is in
b Mac. I wonder if he knows Cody McGuire or
Travis McGuire. I grew up with them. They look like
they could be cousins. We only got two spots left.
Speaker 2 (47:23):
Man. Well, I'm telling you right now this has been
the most efficient draft we have ever done. I want
to do it. Tip of the cap to you, pants
off to Brady B. Hans, and an absolute thank you
to everybody that signed up. Good night.
Speaker 1 (47:40):
My wife's gonna kill me if she has season two
hundred dollars electronic payment for Zell cash app or whatever.
Gotta be able to send two bills to someone thote
a non discrete letter, LB. I'm sure you can be
trusted with the money. Any suggestions, Mike from ept PS lunch,
I'm pretty sure I did. It's I'd known that you
made out with so long ago here in El Paso,
(48:03):
big town, but everyone knows each other.
Speaker 2 (48:05):
I did. Used to make out with a chicken El Paso.
Andrew and Monica. There are twins.
Speaker 1 (48:09):
They live down the street from me. Their cousin from
El Pasa would come visit. I used to make al
during the summers.
Speaker 2 (48:16):
Are there still two teams to be drawn? Yeah? Why
are we stally ray? It's called radio? Well no, no,
you buzz and I was very confused.
Speaker 1 (48:27):
Hey, sore losers, just wanted to send this email to
express my interest in joining the fantasy football league. Hopefully
you got enough traction to get another leg of listeners going.
Let's go Joe Martinez, Joe, I hope you filled it out.
Speaker 2 (48:39):
Man.
Speaker 1 (48:40):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (48:41):
Here we go to.
Speaker 1 (48:43):
LEF Michael Swanson, Long Live the Sore Losers Fantasy Football.
Michael Swanson. That was his email. So now I'll spin
the wheel see if he got in. Let's go down
and see if Swanson even registered.
Speaker 2 (48:57):
You're able to search it.
Speaker 1 (48:58):
I don't know, Hi, JK. L.
Speaker 2 (49:01):
Ray, I'm gonna try a feature I haven't tried.
Speaker 1 (49:05):
Oh, Michael Swanson is he is in there? So he
did register? So that's good.
Speaker 2 (49:08):
All right, here we go. Let's spend that wheel.
Speaker 1 (49:12):
And let me go up and see if Anton Arthur
is even registered.
Speaker 2 (49:16):
That loud, that's too loud.
Speaker 1 (49:19):
Okay, Lexi Rodriguez, you got your girl in, Lexi Rodriguez.
I was worried she wasn't gonna get in, but she
got in. Get down, got in, Lexi Rodriguez. I've been
cheering for her all day, waiting for her name to
be called. That is what I'm talking about, Mama Ray.
She was gonna crash out, but instead she cooked. Now,
(49:40):
ladies and gentlemen, this is the last person we are drawing.
Speaker 2 (49:43):
I'm gonna music's off. This is pretty somber for a
lot of people. This isn't the start for most. For
a majority of the people, it's the end. It is
very sad. Baser's name is still out there. My cousin,
I see his name on the list.
Speaker 1 (49:58):
Brady Behan's name is still out there, even signed and
sign up. Andrew Clinton's name is still out there. Sore Losers.
Locke's name is still out there. A'son Maridia. His name
is still out there. Ac Davidson still waiting to hear
his name called. Eddie's name is still out there. Cody Barrocco.
He wants his name called Collie. I've scrolled up too fast,
(50:20):
lost her name. Dalton Foreset wants her name called or
his name man Bon Karany.
Speaker 2 (50:30):
That's a name that I don't know. Drew Farrell, don't.
Speaker 1 (50:34):
Know you, Isaac Hurtado for Todo, Well, we might as
well spin it right. Junior Balderes, Nathan Fouss. He wants
his name called Abby Anderson. Her name is still out there.
Bobby Bones, his name is still out there. Amy Brown,
(50:54):
her name is still out Morgan Heulesman still out there.
The most important one that hasn't been drawn.
Speaker 2 (51:00):
Oh Callaway is in there. He wants to be drawn. Arnold.
Oh man, he's recorded this voicemail for me. Hey, if
you don't draw my name, I'm not even kidding. I'm
gonna sodomize myself in the middle of the street. All right, man, Well,
good luck to all, Good luck to Arnold. This is
the last pick. Allow the music to take it away.
Speaker 1 (51:22):
Zach Hedrick wants to hear his name drawn. Walker Vaughn
is hoping to hear Veronica Montoya waiting to be heard.
Speaker 2 (51:31):
Allow of music. Three two. I'll look at Tyler Klatt
trying to get in. Let's see, here we go. The
wheel is that's it? Awesome noise. If your name as his,
(51:55):
start with a T. If your name starts with a T,
you are still alive. Baser could have gone with the
baser maybe.
Speaker 1 (52:06):
If your second letter is an.
Speaker 2 (52:08):
A, you're still alive. Tots.
Speaker 1 (52:14):
If your third letter is a Y, Tay from Wayne
D and ty. If your next letter is an L, Taylor.
Speaker 2 (52:27):
Taylor Taylor Away. If your name is Taylor Callaway. If
there is a.
Speaker 3 (52:35):
God middle leader, now there will be a redraw for
anybody'll pay that doesn't pay.
Speaker 2 (52:47):
Taylor dude, how is that not Taylor Callaway?
Speaker 1 (52:50):
I don't know Taylor middle Leader that is. That's that's crushing.
I mean nothing against you, Taylor, but I mean to
tease this with a tailor and think it's gonna be
Callaway and it not to be him.
Speaker 2 (53:05):
That's rough, man, Man, you gotta end this man. That's it.
Speaker 1 (53:08):
It's over. The draw has ended. Good luck to everybody.
Radio lunchbox on Venmo. Make sure you tell me your division.
Don't make me search makes my life so much harder.
Two hundred dollars by seven am Friday.
Speaker 2 (53:21):
And me and Justin. You'll see the Venmo. It's coming
from me, one hundred Justin one hundred.
Speaker 1 (53:27):
Yeah, I figured that. All right, man, you guys have
a great day justin Morland.
Speaker 2 (53:33):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (53:34):
Your name was not your name was called on the
podcast you put on the Facebook said, I hope my
name is called on the podcast.
Speaker 2 (53:40):
You're welcome. And guys, there'll be about five people that
don't pay. You think only five, so we're gonna do
a redraw. You still have a chance. I think everybody's
gonna pay this year. This is the most serious anybody's
eard been. All bet on them not being responsible, and
(54:00):
you can bet on them being responsible. Okay, I was
gonna try to get to the driving range today. I
don't have time, Ray, I have faith in America. I
mean it's already one o'clock.
Speaker 1 (54:13):
I gotta get to the kids' school by three because
they want to ride bikes home.
Speaker 2 (54:18):
I don't have time to go driving range. Man. Oh,
we didn't call any of your kids' names. Did your
wife sign up?
Speaker 1 (54:23):
No? No, kids did not sign up. Cousin Andrews signed up,
did not get his name.
Speaker 2 (54:29):
Drawing sad Day, sad Day,
Oh, you're already going what you didn't tell me?
Speaker 2 (00:14):
That's my new thing. When I start the fog horn,
that means the podcast has started.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
I don't think that's a fog horn. I got a question.
Can you whistle? Can you cat call?
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Interesting?
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Okay, I'm not that good at it, But there's a
kid that lives down the street from me. I think
he's in fourth grade. He has a fantastic cat call.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
See that's what I want to learn. I want to
learn the dog whistles so that when my neighbor whistles
at me, I can hit him right back with the
exact same thing that I hear every time I'm out
watering the trees. What's up, man, Oh, you're not talking
to me. You're whistling at your dog. Because last Tuesday
when you did that whistle, you were whistling at me.
This time it's your four legged animal. Got you didn't
(01:02):
know the difference. I'm a human that's a dog.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Yeah, Because the other day I was talking to the mom,
this mom that you know, of the fourth grader, and
she was like, oh my gosh, I gotta tell you,
he is so good at something that I shouldn't laugh at.
But I think it's so funny. And I said, what
is it? She goes, he knows how to cat call.
He goes, so we'll be driving down the road and
he'll cat call out the window and it is phenomenally good.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
You gotta laugh as a parent. So it's so funny.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
So I have made the rule that he can only
cat call guys though, like he can't cat call the
women because that's disrespectful. But the guys if they're like,
if guys are out jogging or riding their bikes, I'll
tell them, hey, here comes a guy, and he'll see.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
That's why you got to be a parent.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
So funny. Yeah, And she was like, and guys will
turn around you and be like, yeah, loud, not loud.
And so she goes, hey, come over here, come over here,
show up how you cat call? And he did it.
And I was like, very good for a fourth grader,
Very good.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
That's more normal now than the guy, you know, than
the what Ray alternative lifestyle.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Oh, I see what you're saying. And today's day, man,
the draft we're gonna draw.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
I got more gay friends than I do that are straight? Really,
BJ David justin No, he's straight. That's right, that's right.
I forgot Uh.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Anyway, I got a text from Batter's box. You want
to know what he said?
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Yeah, he was Matt Box here with a special.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
He said, you m effer again. We are done with
phone calls before five pm because we put him on
the pot.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
He put him on the pod back to back. Yeah,
we're always going to use our friends always.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
If you're gonna call and you got something to say,
if it's interesting, we'll put you on the pod. If
you call and it's not interesting, we'll put you on
the pod.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
And we know what's interesting. All these podcasts you guys
listen to. Now, how long have they been doing it? For?
One year? Two year? We are we got our sea legs.
They're still what behind the years? We've been doing this
for eight years? Eight years?
Speaker 1 (03:08):
And we got an email seven from Veronica says, LB
and Ray, I was just in Memphis this past weekend
for a Kingsaniana and bro.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
It was his rough crowd out there.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
But anyways, this is our first coaches convention that we'll
be attending, and we want to know if this event
is all weekend or just on Saturday or something like that.
Let us know because we are trying to book our
plane tickets. Thanks Veronica.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
There was a study that said most dangerous city. Not
making this up. I didn't want to click through. But
it's either the Detroit, Memphis. I think it might have
been Gary at Indiana was the other one, but it.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Was one of the Tulsa. Man Tulsa's on there I
first forty eight. If you ever watched that show back
in the day, I don't watch it anymore, but it
was like, Man Tulsa. Another murder in Tulsa. Oh, let's
go to Memphis. It was those two cities back to back. Well,
carve break ins.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
We're on the rise in Nashville, and thank god that
people realize we're not getting anything. It's absolutely pointless to
break into somebody's car. In twenty twenty five, nobody leaves
s in their car. I've seen a huge decrease in
car break ins. I disagree.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Uh, diagonal up the street, two houses truck windows smashed
in last weekend?
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Pointless. What did they get a CBE radio?
Speaker 1 (04:20):
What I think is they associate because there was another
truck down a block and a half take a rite,
three houses down truck windows smashed in. So I think
they think truck gun. They think people with trucks have
guns in their truck. That's all I can imagine, because
there was no other broken windows except for trucks.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
But I mean, you can get a gun in Tennessee
for under one thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
I don't or you could get it for free. Ray,
do you understand they don't want to be on record
buying the gun. They don't want the gun to be
registered to them. They want to use the gun for
something else. Oh, I don't know. I know that dark,
but that's usual. Or they go sell it on the
black market. Hey man, I got a gun. Here's two
hundred buckstop. Thanks man.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Yeah, so that's what you're saying that they just don't
want it to be able to trace to them.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Correct, But anyway, I Veronica, answer your email. The sored
Losers Convention goes Friday night, Saturday into Sunday. You are
free to go Sunday afternoon. We watched the NFL game
on Sunday and then it is a hug hug, Hey,
great to see you, thanks for coming. Nice meeting you. Yeah,
let's get married.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
A good to see it. Yeah. I don't know how
many days I'm gonna be able to do the Sore
Losers convention. It's damn near killed me all four years.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
You're gonna do it on Friday, Saturday, and Sunday.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Have you talked to my agent, Baezer? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Speaking of Baser, I did see her name on the
list as I was copying everything from the Google doc
into the spin wheel for the Fantasy Football Drawl twenty
twenty five.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
It said Bazer to give her credit for putting it
in there. That's funny. She wants to play.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
My wife did not enter. Yeah, she did not even
think about it.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
She didn't.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
I mean, she's the one that put it on the
website for people to see, Sore Losers dot com and nothing.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Nope. Didn't care well. And I'm also curious why Baser
did want to play, because she doesn't do good in
her work ones. She claims it's because Justin helped her
on the draft and he sucked at it, but I don't.
She doesn't even get into it that much, so I
really am just curious. She thinks maybe it's just a
you know, a shot in the dark where she gets
in the league and wins it, but that is just
(06:34):
so hard to do. There takes some sort of expertise
with this.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
It takes a little bit of skill to get in
there and actually know what you're doing. You can't just
luck into winning. There's no way that happens. Muscle White
back to back, Ashley White back to back, back in the.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Day, Taylor Caraway.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
No, I don't think he's ever been in Taylor Dial
was in one time. Yeah, uh, Moe and Tampa. I
don't even if he's still around.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Man. Man, he'll comment randomly after he's had a couple
on a Friday night. He likes that Crown Royal Apple.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Don't know if he still drinks that or if he
gave it up altogether, sort of like Dominic durand sort
of like cat Dick.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
I mean they're all sober. Can you hear this? Bed? Oh?
I can hear it?
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Man?
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Is it too loud? Oh? There go? That's better? Forty Okay?
I think that sounds good. Okay.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
I mean, should we get to the draw, yeah, I
mean justin Morland. Congratulations, you're on the list. I see you,
I see you.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Hey, you're doing that again?
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Yep, I saw you on the list all right? The
first ben Jack Peer or Jake Peer. There you are.
Jalen Colbert, I see you. Oh yeah, Junior.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Bob Dross is on there, justin van Otroviv, Caitlin Johnston, Corina,
Alena Korea, Van A truviy Uh, Keith Din Sunchild, Keith Hernandez.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Not the one that played for the Mets, Carrie Payne
with no Facebook. I mean then we got all sorts
of names. Man, who else you want to tell me
when to stop get rocking? Ryan McIntyre, Ryan Rammer, Sam Straw,
Sam Badion, Sarah McCary, Allaman, Sarah Gargoola. Say, Sean Jumiski.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
If you're gonna mispronounce names like this, it's gonna be
a hell of an hour. The question is when are
we doing the actual What draft pick you have that's
next week? Oh my god, the NFL is about his start, dude,
we gotta do that as a YouTube or something. We'll
do that like that, can I can? I be honest?
You forgot about it, forgot all about it? Oh crazy, guys,
(08:47):
our commissioner gapped something. That's the first mistake you've ever
made in the fantasy.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
No, No, it's not the first mistake I've ever made.
It's not there's a lot of mistakes here. Here's my problem.
You guys are putting me in the charge of this
forty eight man league, and I am the most unorganized
human you've ever met in your life.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Brady B. Hans helped you. He did.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
He's the one that's no. I'm not saying it. He didn't.
I'm not taking all this credit. I am saying I
am so unorganized that I forgot all about the draft draw?
So what we're gonna have to do?
Speaker 2 (09:18):
Ray? I'm actually starting to panic? Shall I call the NFL?
They need to push the games back till Saturday. There's
gonna be a Thursday night game. Probably it's gonna be
the Chiefs in the Lion.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
No, it's gonna be the Eagles and the Cowboys next
Thursday night.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Do we have to get it in by Thursday or
I need to call Goodell? Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
So we're gonna probably have the drafts on Tuesday. My god,
I totally forgot I.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
We still have to draft our teams, we still have
to pick the people's names, and the NFL starts in
a week. That's why Justin's been losing his mind.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Man, I did not realize how last minute we're doing
this ray Labor Day.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
You need to be respectful of people's time. No, you
need to do stuff over Labor Day weekend. Forget about
barbecuing with the families. You got to get on this draft.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Holy crap, man, that's my fault. I want to apologize
everybody involved. I did not realize.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
God, because everybody's gonna be going after McCaffrey. I just
want to know who we're gonna get. I'm fine with
Bajon Robinson.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
What number do you want? Draft pick wise?
Speaker 2 (10:19):
See, that's the thing. Unless you're top three, who gives
a rip? Fine to be towards the bottom of it
so you can get a one in a two. This
is a draft you want to be towards the back
end because that second round is just as loaded as
the first round. You really don't want the number one
pick that you really don't because there's not a clear
cut number one. It is fine to be far back
in that first round because you want to get a
(10:40):
real lickety split one in that second. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
I will say I'm a little upset than one of
my leagues that we have a draft this Saturday at
four pm. Who schedules the draft for four o'clock on
a Saturday, in the middle of Labor Day weekend.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
College football starts. I understand. That's brutal. Dude.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
He went to Texas Tech the commissioner, and then the
other group of people went to Texas. So he's like, dude,
you guys come over four o'clock, we'll do the draft.
And it leads right in to Texas versus Ohio State.
We can drink and watch it.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
I'm like, at eleven am. What the game Saturday at
eleven am? No, yeah, trust me, Justin sent me thirty
texts and I go, Hey, the balls games at the
same time, and he goes, I found a bar where
we can both watch both of our games. I'm like, okay, yeah,
that's every bardy. They put multiple games on TVs. There
is no Yeah, they're all at eleven am. Florida State's
(11:35):
in the afternoon, and then the night Cappers, Clemson and LSU,
and he's got this all messed up. It's out right away.
It's Texas and Ohio State. The biggest game of the
year is at eleven am on Saturday, and then we
can hill the rest of the year. I mean, we're.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Waking up well, I'll be I'll wake up at six,
I'll be up for five hours before the Texas Ohio
State game. I literally was like, oh, Saturday night, that's
what's on. I had no idea that it was at
eleven am. No, So my guy was all wrong.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Way wrong. And it's the most obvious thing. This schedule's
been out. Everybody knows it's happening right away, and I'm
sure game day is in Columbus, is in Austin.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
It's in Columbus. They're at Ohio State. Yeah, that's what
it says. But here's the thing I don't under it's on.
But what I don't understand is my buddy has kids,
so he understands that four o'clock on a Saturday is
an awful time to have a draft.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Is it a big money draft? Yeah? Well I was
gonna say if it's one of those like flippy dippy
and who cares about twenty dollars draft? Can I tell
you something? We're trying to win ten grand here? Can
I tell you something? No.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
I had a talk with Chess Day the other night.
It was a good emotional heart to heart talk.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
What's up, man? Yeah, I'm just having a couple of beers.
What's up?
Speaker 1 (12:54):
And he was upset about maybe a rule change in
one of our leagues. And I said, look, man, he
was like, he goes, I think I've peaked in fantasy football.
I said me too. I said, my care is not
what it was five years ago. I said, this is
more about keeping in touch with different groups of people.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Are you good, dude? You want a phone number?
Speaker 1 (13:16):
And I said, I don't have like I used to think,
Oh my gosh, if I auto draft, then that's the
worst day in the world. I hate fantasy I can't
do that. So now when the commissioner of whatever league
I'm playing in sends out the draft time, I don't respond.
I don't complain. I don't say I can't make it.
I told him, I said, look, if I have to
(13:38):
auto draft, I have to auto draft.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
It sucks, but I'm not.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Going to complain to the commissioner because the commissioner hardy
has enough trying to get twelve people or ten people
or forty eight people on same schedule to have the
draft at the same time. It's almost impossible. Everybody has conflicts,
everybody has a life. So now I'm just okay with
whatever time the draft time is if I have to
auto draft, I auto draft.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
He used to.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
I would call friends and be like, hey, man, I
can't draft. Do you think you could draft for me
in this league and give him my password? And it's like, what.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Are you doing?
Speaker 1 (14:10):
You're jumping through hoops and fire when the computer can
do just a fine job.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Yeah, and I was ripping my hair out. Me and
Justin were talking the draft having a couple of drinks
at the house a couple of weekends ago. We disagree
on every pick, it's just the one thing we did
get down is what position we want to draft everybody,
but he wanted alternative players. He's trying to pick egg boobs.
You want an XFL He wanted in jigbu In like
the first round. I'm like, dude, is this your first draft?
(14:37):
I said, I've been drafting for twenty years. It was
his last. It was last year was his first draft.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
So I don't know how he's been around this world
this long and just played fantasy football for the first time.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Dude. I mean, he thought I was the smartest person
in the world picking Lamar Jackson. I was, But yeah,
that's kind of how you want to pick your quarterbacks.
We're not going after Will leave Us. You know you
want a guy to run, you want somebody that's gonna
churn those yards.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
I encourage everybody out there that is gonna get in
the Soilersers Fantasy League to draft Will Leavis. Please draft
Will Leavis. He will carry you to the championship. If
you are in my division, I give you permission to
draft Will leave Us. I will, I will gladly let
you draft Will Levis.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
I love that you said that because I just posted
on trying to figure out the guy's name. But he
posted everybody that is a good quarterback, running back, wide receiver,
tight end, everybody, and he goes, don't draft these people
these year. Do not draft lists. Let's just it's an
ESPN some guy and I go perfect. That clears it up.
Getting Will Leavis. I mean, who are we supposed to
(15:44):
draft if you're not supposed to get Saquon or McCaffrey.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
I love those lists. Do not draft these people and
it has like one hundred people. Well, that kind of
limits the pool who I can draft.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
I'll get the guy with the shoulder injury man. He
should be perfect, he'll fit my team.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Well, you're right, but yeah, the conference that Chess Day,
I was just like, I still love fantasy football, but
I'm not as hardcore as I was.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
We get you don't like it hardcore, man, you're more soft.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
No, it's just you have to realize it's really a
avenue to keep in touch with people. Yes, you want
to win the money, and you want to win the
crown and the bragging rights, but man, to keep in
touch with people, that's what really fantasy football. It brings
friends together through generations.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
What I love is you go four and oh, then
it's something in your life you care about. You go
zero and four Oh. Man, I was never into that.
My name Bennett iyen in it. My name is Paul.
That's up to y'all. How's that league going? I don't
even care. But if you go four and oh, you
start to care real out right there, maybe that's Chess
Day and night.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
That's we We downplay it until we see how our
draft goes, and see how the first couple of weeks ago,
and then maybe I'll call Chess Day and I'll be like, dude,
how you feeling, And maybe we'll both be back like,
oh my god, I love it. Maybe we ended last
year with no championships in any of the leagues we
played in. So we have a sour taste in our
mouth and we better start the show.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Oh, because we've got a lot of names to draw.
Start the show. We're gonna do it live. Oh the
one too three? So losers, what up everybody? I am Lunchbox.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
I know the most about sports, so I'll give you
the sports facts, my sports opinions, because I'm pretty much
a sports genius, y'all.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
It's Sison from the North Alpha Male. I live on
the North side of Nashville with Bayser, my wife. We
got two point two acres, two point five kids at
Vanderbilt and then we'll die of a heart attack when
I'm seventy two. And typically on this show, d D
double d's means something else, but today it means Draft Day.
Over to you, man, Let's take a break.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
We'll be right back and we'll start the drawing for real.
We'll be right back.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
Now, guys, you have until Friday morning at eight am.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
To pay me.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
Your venmo two hundred dollars or we have to redraw.
I can't wait, Radio Lunchbox venmo, and you please when
you pay me with Venmo, tell me what division you
are in. It is gonna be very clear as day
what division you are in. The first eleven names called
(18:15):
are gonna be in. Muscle White's the division, the back
to back champ. Sure, so Muscle White is the first
person in that division. Congratulations. Now we will draw the
second member of the Muscle White division, and we are
gonna spin that weird.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
I wish I.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
Could do the wheel where it's only like a second,
but it doesn't do it.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
It does it this way.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Congratulations two, A mere a many in, A man of man,
A mere, a man of man.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
Let's go a mere a man of man? Oh yeah,
you gotta talk? Why write dude? Well, I'm also I'm
so wondering do I have this too loud? Or do
I need to stick it around the forty mark?
Speaker 1 (19:03):
I think the forty mark's good. All right, here we go.
We're spinning again a mirror. You are in the Muscle
White division?
Speaker 2 (19:10):
Spin? How do I spin? There?
Speaker 1 (19:11):
It goes, click it and it's around and round and
it goes where it stops. Nobody knows. We are bringing
the energy. Give us about ten minutes and we'll run
out of energy. Here we go, Jessip McFarlane. Jessip McFarlane.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
Well, and I saw B Hans. He was dealing with
some people that were doing multiple emails. He was able
to crack down on it, got that all cleaned out.
So this is just legit. Everybody got one team.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
Yeah, and I love that you try to pull one
over on a computer guy like B Hans is smart
with computers and he can tell things by the way
it comes in and he's like, dude, it was so
obvious they're doing it from the same IP address. I'm like,
I don't even know how to check an IP address.
I don't know what that means. B Hens, God, bless
you my brother. Yeah, B Hans, I didn't even see.
Let me see if he can put his name in.
(19:58):
Let me go out to B Hans Ray.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
One of the team's names is porn Star. The other
one is porn Star Oho.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
Andrew Klassen, Andrew Classen, WHOA. Welcome to the Tyler Musselwhite
Back to Back Champ Division.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
Enjoy it. Make sure you get the money in. Guys.
We hate to sound like an auctioneer here, but there
are teams that don't pay. And then we got to
draw other ones. Yeah, and it's really annoying.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
It's really I mean, I really I see Austin Boggs
in here, but I do not see be Hans. I
see Ashton Estave, but I don't see be Hans. How
did be Hans not sign up? Unless I'm not looking
at the right.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
Oh, that's oh okay.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
Here Brandy, Brandy Martinez, Braxton, Vernell, Brennan Rodgers.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
But no, Brady be What in the world why does
he not in her?
Speaker 1 (20:50):
What are you trying to do? Get him an automatic bit? No,
I'm just saying, why is he not in? Why is
he not in?
Speaker 2 (20:55):
Here we go? It's spinning round and around where it goes.
I don't know where it's gonna stop. Here we go. Man,
let's take it forever. Michael Musto. The moose is on
the loose.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
I mean, I really enjoy this. This is my favorite thing.
And you know what I don't miss and I thought
i'd miss it forever is the piece of paper, the
cutting all the names out. I would have to cut
out two hundred and sixty three names to do this.
This would have been terrible, Michael Musto. Next is Peter Castillo.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
Getting Pete come all Babe show Mussel White, what's up?
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Remove that spinning again? We are six people in. Six
people in after Peter Castillo. Who's going in the back
to back Champ Division? Back to back Champ Division? Aaron Irwin,
Steve Irwins boo, rest in peace?
Speaker 2 (21:57):
Steve that could be his kid. Yeah, he has a daughter,
Steve Ray. See not funny, dude. Oh that's what killed him? Yes,
oh that's not funny. He was a good dude. But yeah,
his son does the same video as Steve did.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
I think his daughter does too. She's always into like
a safari hat. And I'm like, I have no idea
what you do for a living, but you're just living
off your dad's name. Congratulations.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
I'm sure they have day to day Jason Kelly Tay
what je U? No? No? Kell Lee, Jason k what
jell Ye. We're giving these people nicknames. They got respectable jobs.
Jason Kay what Shelley? That's going? I like that? Now
should I shuffle the names or should I just keep
(22:40):
him the same? I don't get what You're still in
the same division, right.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
Yeah, yeah, but I'm saying on this it says shuffle.
I don't know what that means, well, what is it
when you're spinning?
Speaker 2 (22:48):
What does that mean? It's just picking a name.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
Andy Ainzel, Andy Ainol, Andy Ainstile nailed it.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
But here's my question. I know you're writing and it's
tough for you to talk and write and type and
be on Facebook during the big show. But does shuffle
mean that they could then repick somebody we've already know.
I remove everybody's name that we pick. Okay, So what's
the difference between shuffle and spin and suck? I don't know.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
I don't know why it shuffles. Maybe it puts some
different places on the wheel. No, I would just say
a spin is the spin is the spin?
Speaker 2 (23:19):
Is? The spin is a spin? Yes? Okay, I'm sorry.
You want to shuffle a roller like a Roulette wheel? Ray,
you want to shuffle the deck? No, man cut the deck.
We're in Vegas. I apologize. I apologize, Ray, it's a
three deck shoe. Andrew Chiz not oh and chis not
oh kid tits, Oh my gosh, Andrews.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
I've never heard Andrew tis Nado. I don't think he's
he's a new listener because I've never heard of him.
He's never emailed never Facebook nothing.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
How many teams are in this twelve team division here?
We have ten so far, so we got two more
going well? Rock Hunter Howard? I am dude, h who Howard?
My brother in law? Different last name, same first name.
Isn't that who you went to by golf with? Was Hunter? Honor? Honor?
In that from college honor? That's David? Oh, David? Sorry? Sorry?
(24:14):
Hunter though pitcher for the Astros, Hunter Brown, all ach.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
He got rocked last night by the Rockies. Hunter Brown,
he got rocked.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
I thought he did well? No, they they they got smoked.
What Yeah? They lost the Rockies.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
It was like six to one, dude, right, But I
thought he pitched well. How can you pitch well if
you lose the Rockies, there's no doing well. It was
like there all done?
Speaker 2 (24:38):
Oh no, he can't even finish the draft he was.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
He had like four runs giving up in like the
fourth inna Evan with a Hoe?
Speaker 2 (24:47):
Which show? Which hunt? Which hunt? Evan witch Hunt?
Speaker 1 (24:50):
Get that closes out the back to back champ division
with Evan witch Out which.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
You gotta save your voice for the big show. You're
gonna lose it. I'm not You're like screaming your butt off.
I am trying to get excited. All right, here we go.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
Now we're gonna Should we take a break and do
another division. Yeah, we'll take a break. We'll come back
and we'll do batter's box division.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
We'll be right back after this. Love that you're doing
it all by hand with pen to paper. I'm quicker
at writing than I'm typing. My my buddy, Mike Miller,
his dad did pen to paper and he finally taught
his dad, Hey, let's take it over to the computer system,
revolutionize the industry. As dad retired within two years.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
What is what does dad do? It was they lived
three houses down for me, but I don't know what
he did.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
It was some sort of paper and printing with T
shirts and newspaper or something with dry cleaning or clothes
or something. With that. Man, it almost was like, yeah,
printing on stuff. It's off, okay.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
Carl Johnston, Carl Johnston, you're in batter's by division. Welcome
to the league. Here we go, Here we go, man, man,
I don't know how gonna do this.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
So you've done muscle Whites and now we're on bat
batter's box.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
Yeah, we're on batter's box. Division right now, Jared Urban.
Keith Urbans.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
Boy, no, that's Keith Urban. He just didn't want to
be known as Keith. Guys, Keith Urban is in the division.
That is pretty cool. Thank you. We're gonna have him
call live right now. Yeah, go ahead, Keith Keith, welcome
to the league. Well, how he's as it going, Mike?
I just threw a boomerang up my asshole. I'll see
you guys there. What hey, Keith, what do you know
(26:37):
about football? Man? Well, my first pick is going to
be a koala in the second round. I'm looking at
a kangaroo in the third, out back jacket in the fourth.
How about at back blooming onions. I'll see you guys
in Nashville. I got a new song. It's called Boomerang football.
He Keith Keith?
Speaker 1 (26:56):
Yeay, thanks for the time, man, Yeah, Keys, we gotta
move on because breiden Meyer is in Braiden.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
My ear ny hr a huge conglomerate in Michigan is
Mayer Grocery Stores. He could actually be independently wealthy already
and not need this money, and.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
So he's just doing this for fun, just to rub
it in our face, is what you're saying.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
Got lee.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
You know we're not getting a lot of this gear
women females.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
Has there been one? I don't think there's been a
single female. Let me look well, not being sexist, guys,
if you give me a minute on that. No, we
have not had one female and mine in Justin's division,
there was gonna be about maybe six Half the teams
were gonna be female. A lot of them didn't pay.
This is crazy. I love the females in it, but
maybe they realize how competitive is if it's your first year, what.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
About Andy Anzeile? That could be a girl. Andy could
be a girl.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
No, but listen, no, it is a very competitive league.
So you don't want to just blow is it? Two hundred? Yeah?
Two hundred?
Speaker 1 (27:56):
Well, but I saw a lot of women on the list.
You want to know who's in now?
Speaker 2 (27:59):
Baser Dick Dills? Okay, Richard Dills? All right, rich Richard Dills?
Get him rich? Yeah? All right? How does that music sound?
That sounded good? Man. I'm very shocked.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
We should probably now just do females because we got
to have half and half. That's kind of how we are.
We're in an equal Opportunity podcast.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
But it's random though, so I don't know how you're
going to plan that. Oh, this one might be a girl. Ray,
I'm trying to get people.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
Louisc Harmon, that could be l o U I s E.
Is that a girl's name, Harmony Louis C.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
Harmon. Yep, that's a woman. That is a woman.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
You are in Batter's Box division. Congratulations.
Speaker 2 (28:40):
We'll be looking for that two hundred through Venmo or
Zelee Venmo Radio Lunchbox and make sure you put what
division you are in, please, because it makes my life
so much easier. Here we go, here we go. Oh
my gosh, and they're.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
Having a tailgate party in the breakroom.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
I don't know. You gotta be kidding me. I have
a system. Jesse Leva, he's in. He's in. Other than Gona,
there's baser jesse Leva. Dude. He did tequila shots at
the Sore Losers convention, passed out during the Eagles game.
(29:17):
He never even saw them win the Super Bowl.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
He got a tattoo. He knocked me out of the
playoffs last year.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
He broke up with his girlfriend.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
Oh oh, we don't talk about that.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
He met random women from was it Philly or maybe
we were watching the Giants game, knowing the Giants Giants
didn't make the playoffs.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
I mean, all of a sudden, we've got women. Lina Wagoneer.
There we go, Lina Wagoneer.
Speaker 2 (29:42):
There it is wow.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
I mean, I just yeah, I don't know how Leva
gets back in after eliminating from the playoffs, coming to
the convention and holding up a stack of cash going hey,
this is your money I took from you.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
Like, thanks, man, appreciate it. Want to go play your
roulette system? I I have a system as good though
the winner. The women are on a run.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
Lindsey Moore, Sutherland, lindseymore Soonerland.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
Yeah, welcome to the little show league. Yeah, you're in
depression inn with Batter's Box. Oh that's right. We're going
with the names again. What was muscle Whites? Did that
one ever get named? I don't know.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
To be determined was Batter's Box? He never determined it?
So I mean I was really creative. Man, wait, wait
to put out for the podcast. Man, I thought we
said depression, did tho? Well that was the year before
and then he never it was like, to be determined,
I'm not depressed anymore. And then he never named it
the Oh my gosh, we said women and they are
flying off the charts now. Kathy Fisher MESSANSI.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
Welcome Kathy, Welcome Kitty Kathy k sure, welcome fish Kitty
Fisher messiness. See got ye?
Speaker 1 (30:53):
And what's up with all these three names? Makes it
really hard?
Speaker 2 (30:56):
Well, you gotta think if they we are getting so
listeners from the Big Show, it's a lot of female
demographic there. We're gonna have female sign up.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
No, no, I'm not saying. I'm just saying, all of
a sudden they went on a run. We said there
was no females, and then all of a sudden the
wheel startedn't another female, That's.
Speaker 2 (31:13):
What I'm saying. Usually there's a lot of females. Abby Blackwell,
Oh thought it was Anderson for a second, Abby Blackwell, Welcome, Welcome. Abby.
Speaker 1 (31:25):
Batters box is the division of women. He is lick
at his chops right now. He thinks he's so good
because he is a man.
Speaker 2 (31:34):
Yeah that's what he thinks. But I don't I don't
know if I mean whatever, man, that's probably true. But
here we go.
Speaker 1 (31:39):
The last person in Battered Battersbox vision Stacy Rogers.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
H dude, quit doing that. Look because I keep thinking
it's Baser that's gonna be in. I'm not doing a
look because listen, she's on pins and needles too. Because
she said, don't let me know if I'm in or not.
She's listening to the pod. I would never let her know. Well,
you keep giving me a look like it's well, I'm.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
Saying, we said there was no women, right, and then
we had one, two, three, four, five, Six out of
the next seven were women.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
Well, what do you think I just said? Last year
our division was six out of twelve for women. There's
a ton of women that sign up. I didn't, but
I'm saying, okay, six in a row. Have you ever
hit red six in a row? No? Never in my life. Never.
Uh maybe I have assistant when he was doing his system. Yeah,
I have never done that. I've never hit it six
in a row. I've seen like four.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
Have I hit blackjack six times in a row? No,
I've never done that.
Speaker 2 (32:31):
I've seen four or five numbers in a row. All right, color,
I've seen it. I've never been a part of it,
never been a part of it. But I mean I
watch it. I've seen ten reds. I have two and
I'm like, why is it crazy to see six women
on a fifty to fifty draw?
Speaker 1 (32:45):
And I'd sit there and I'm like, dang, I wish
I was a part of that. I wish I'd have
been betting that you just were a part of it.
I know you're right, right, I'm a woman, You're right right.
Speaker 2 (32:59):
We taken a break? Or is that twelve? Uh? Yep,
let's take a break because you got to ease up
on the voice or you're gonna be cash for tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (33:08):
Right, you are right, We'll take a break. We'll be right back. Okay, Ray,
you ready for your division? Let's go Ray, Ray picket fence,
white picket fence. All right, here we go, Ray and Justine.
Speaker 2 (33:25):
Or actually, can we rename it to the out in
the Country Division? You can?
Speaker 1 (33:29):
Yeah, Out in the Country division, also known as Ray
and Justin. Here we go, country house, country house.
Speaker 2 (33:36):
That's good.
Speaker 1 (33:38):
Uh, here we go? Yeah, man, Tony Bryan, last round pick?
Sign me up for the Fantasy Football League. No, dude,
you had to go. I don't know if you got in,
but you had to go and like fill out the form.
Speaker 2 (33:48):
You didn't. You weren't supposed to email you.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
Canna quit Punkin people like that Baser and Fantasy Football.
Good Morning Coachers. Hearing Ray talk about Baser hoping that
she gets her name drawn this year, I feel like
her in Batter's Box should alternate each year.
Speaker 2 (34:02):
It's only fair.
Speaker 1 (34:03):
Lunchbox gets a family member one year and Ray gets
one another, but neither can enter the draw their non
playing year. Just to keep the integrity of the league intact.
Just my two cents, keep up the good work. PS
you you should start a draw and pick names for
sore Losers Nation to come beyond the pod Michael Wagoneer.
Speaker 2 (34:24):
But here's the question. Was Michael Wagoneer drawn?
Speaker 1 (34:26):
No, that's my question. Lena Wagoneer was drawn. Do we
think that Michael Wagoneer.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
His wife got in. Who's gonna be playing that team?
Speaker 1 (34:39):
Is it gonna be Lena or is it gonna be
I don't even know if they're related. I didn't even
know this was I literally just pick this email randomly.
Speaker 2 (34:45):
Well, if Baser gets in, she will probably run her
own team. Is how is she gonna let me and
Justin tell her who to play? She doesn't even let
me tell her where we're.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
Going to dinner I'm not saying that. I'm just saying
it was kind of weird how I just read his
email literally and his wife got picked.
Speaker 2 (35:02):
Okay, so with the odds that were happening, we're like
two percent. Who gives a rats as? I don't, I don't,
I don't care. I'm not mad. Here we go.
Speaker 1 (35:10):
This is Ray's country house division. The first person in
that gets to battle him and Justin is Megan Shepherd Weberling.
Speaker 2 (35:23):
Welcome, Meghan. Welcome, Meghan. We are very inviting. We're a
very warm league. We are welcome. We are happy to
have you Memberling. We end up being usually a fifty
five hundred team. Yeah, that's about right. No, you were.
You were trend into the playoffs last year, made the playoffs?
You did? You did this right? I forgot. I forgot.
(35:44):
We had a terrible draft. Second to fourth round etn
Isaac Gill.
Speaker 1 (35:49):
Gilly coome On, Gilly coome On, Gilly. Uh my cousin
Andrews dog's name is Gilly.
Speaker 2 (35:58):
Hey. Are we sure Keith kid I got any draft?
Is Catherine Kidd? Kid kid? Here we go? Here?
Speaker 1 (36:09):
There it is okay. I think I gotta find a
different wheel. Why it's picking everybody with three names Haley
Bergeron for Neieri.
Speaker 2 (36:22):
Like this is weird, all right, but the one before
that was two names good? What are you talking about it?
Speaker 1 (36:32):
I'm sorry Bergeron, but.
Speaker 2 (36:36):
Dude, you can't say that in the middle of the
drawing I need a new wheel and then act like
the whole wheels flawed. I'm just being funny. They don't
think it's funny. People are on the edge. You don't
think Callum Hutchins thinks it's funny. Dude. You don't think
a truck driver thinks it's funny.
Speaker 1 (36:52):
Right now, because I can see Callum Hudgins right there
on the list. He's still waiting to hear his name
called to say he's in on a team. Cameron, need him?
Speaker 2 (36:59):
Need him? Is there?
Speaker 1 (37:01):
Carlos Preto's good. Cat Dick is wanting a team. Cat
Dick wants in.
Speaker 2 (37:05):
Do they have Wi Fi and rehab? I don't know.
Reggie Trotter, Oh, he's in, He's in, He's in. That's it,
Reggie Trotter, let's spin it again. You gotta love these
people that they would not only listen to the pod,
but then to sign up for something. Support us, Support
(37:28):
the Fellowship, of cheering for fantasy players.
Speaker 1 (37:32):
Brooks Treo Trio, to Rio Terrejo, Trey Ho Brooks Trio.
Speaker 2 (37:38):
We know a Trey Ho, but his name is em
Trey Hillo.
Speaker 1 (37:44):
Ray.
Speaker 2 (37:45):
It is correctly pronounced Tram. A lot of people are
getting in this year, a lot of good people. I
can see Desiree Lowry's name on the list. She wants
to be called Milo. I might lay, but it's not
Desire's turn yet. Gavin Hasburg, Hasburg, get him in. Gavin Hasburg.
(38:10):
I thought at first you were gonna say Gavin Adcock,
who is an up and coming country artist, and that
would have been fun to have him in.
Speaker 1 (38:18):
Yeah, that would have been really cool. But he doesn't
have time for fantasy. He's too too busy playing shows.
Speaker 2 (38:24):
How many are we deep in? Me and Justin's division
at seven and again, me and Justin share a team.
We each pay one hundred dollars, but we share a team.
We are putting that out there in the public. That
is Brendan Fry.
Speaker 1 (38:36):
He is it Brendan Fry.
Speaker 2 (38:40):
Get in Fry. Hey, he was supersized. He's a fry guy.
He's a fry guy. I'll take a big bag in
a frag. Here we go? Is that eight? That is eight?
We are number nine? So we got Sean Rojas, Sean.
Speaker 1 (38:56):
ROAs, get him in, Rojas, Here we go, Here we go.
Speaker 2 (39:02):
Yeah. Some of these people, you gotta wonder did they
fight every year to try and get in because or
is this their first time signing up? But I mean
for some of them, it's like getting into a reality show,
getting into Big Brother. These people have been fighting.
Speaker 1 (39:13):
Man. Yeah, Jase Duffan, I see your name, but you're
not in. Cody Herman is in. Cody Herman is in WHOA.
Speaker 2 (39:21):
I had a roommate in college named Cody Dan Herman.
I bet what if that's his kid? They may be related? Yeah, Ray,
was he gay? What does they know what you were referencing? No? Oh, sorry,
that's not what I was gonna ask. Ask if he
was cool? Yeah? He was cool. That's even better, right,
(39:42):
I tried to read your lips? My bad?
Speaker 1 (39:43):
Yeah, that that was really weird, My bad, dude, Ray,
potentially his boyfriend Hailey Wiggs.
Speaker 2 (39:51):
Hailey is in ye get her in?
Speaker 1 (39:54):
You know who I see right there on the list
that wants to get in. Joe from Sarasota, your mom,
he made me get off Facebook.
Speaker 2 (40:02):
He's not in yet. He hadn't had his name draw.
That's a good dude. That's that's it. If everything's right
in the universe, Joe get in. Well, I wonder if
my sister tried to get in. I wonder if Boomer
tried to get in.
Speaker 1 (40:14):
Hector, Augustine Garcia, Hector.
Speaker 2 (40:21):
That was three names, Garcia. I told you what was
the one before that? Haley Wiggs. That was only two.
Speaker 1 (40:28):
One before that was Cody Herman, Sean Roja. It's been
a while since we had a free namer.
Speaker 2 (40:32):
So you're three theories out the window. Dude. I didn't
say my theories were exactly correct. Ray. Every one of
these people's located below the Mississippi.
Speaker 1 (40:41):
River, if you know what I'm saying, I don't know
if that's true.
Speaker 2 (40:44):
I don't know where all these people live, right So
I'm saying your theories right now have just been hold.
Right now, I see a guy named Luis Diaz on
the list. I wonder if it's my buddy that lives
in Ohio, that we worked at the Spurs together he
went to the University of Texas, or if that's just
another dude named Louis Diaz that has no idea who
we are. No, he became a crack addict. He lives
on Broadway.
Speaker 1 (41:03):
Okay, Oh heck, Miguel Soto is in there. He wants
to be in I see him on the list cow Boys.
That's crazy. He'll hey, I want him in my division.
He'll draft Dak He'll he'll Dinwittle, He'll draft.
Speaker 2 (41:16):
I don't even think anymore.
Speaker 1 (41:18):
Jerry Jones'll probably draft him, Stephen Jones Netflix. He'll probably
try to draft Michael Irvin.
Speaker 2 (41:24):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (41:25):
You know who is trying to get in the league.
Mike Evans of the Tampa Bay Bucks. He is trying
to get in our league. Ah, yeah, that's pretty cool.
Speaker 2 (41:32):
You don't want him though, with Tampa Bay. There's other
receivers out there. Really you like him?
Speaker 1 (41:37):
I mean all he does is go for a thousand
yards every single year.
Speaker 2 (41:40):
Yeah, they're saying, go for somebody else down there.
Speaker 1 (41:43):
All right, we're gonna take a break. We're gonna come
back at the end of division. That was into your vision.
Speaker 2 (41:47):
Where are you gonna say that.
Speaker 1 (41:49):
That's the end of the Ray's division? Okay, you're happy,
We'll take a break right back.
Speaker 2 (41:58):
I think it's a huge success so far.
Speaker 1 (42:03):
Yeah, Lunch's losers division, now Lunch just losers?
Speaker 2 (42:07):
Is this the final twelve team?
Speaker 1 (42:09):
This is the final twelve? Actually it's the final eleven
because I'm in.
Speaker 2 (42:12):
I'm in. Who knows if another family member yours got in?
Speaker 1 (42:18):
Now Battersbox just runs the division, dude, It's just it's
just easier.
Speaker 2 (42:22):
I'm just saying. That's when there was uncovered, Eddie, uncovered
one of your family members was in.
Speaker 1 (42:27):
No, he thought it was my cousin because they have
the same last name as me. But we don't know
who they were.
Speaker 2 (42:32):
We busted Chess Day with his parents down. Well, I
could see that happening. What club were you at? Hey, man,
this is Chess Day. I don't know if I have
a passion for fantasy football anymore. Chess Day. Hey, I
have your main card here. You don't get it back
until you come.
Speaker 1 (42:50):
Hey, Gabriel Thomas, come get you some bud, come get it.
Speaker 2 (42:53):
Get in, Gabe, come get it, Gabriel, Gabe, let's get
you at the convention too, man, and shots on me.
I'm gonna get you a pickleback without the back.
Speaker 1 (43:04):
Okay, And I see Cappy once in says, no Facebook,
this is Cappy, but he has not been drawn yet.
Speaker 2 (43:09):
Oh dude, I had to tell Cappy. Oh my gosh.
I told him to get in, but he got in.
Though I know he did not get in.
Speaker 1 (43:16):
He's on the list like he signed up to be
on the drawing Yah, Seth Hoover, Seth Hoover, I may,
I hope you suck like a vacuum, dude, Seth Hoover, suck.
Speaker 2 (43:29):
Just like a Hoover. Back. That sounds familiar. Back, All right,
here we go.
Speaker 1 (43:33):
So far, no females in my division. So far, no females.
Speaker 2 (43:37):
You don't want another Jennifer Brownlee. I do not want
another Ashley White. She dominated.
Speaker 1 (43:42):
Cody Grubbs, Cody, Cody grubs. It loves scrubs.
Speaker 2 (43:48):
Get him some grubs. What are you looking up, dude,
seeing Cappy? He said. I was talking to him about gambling.
I said, thanks, man, I recommend a cool off period
for everyone. Really gets your head right. I don't know
what that means. I told him just to take some
time off, he said. Absolutely had a bad run in
the late nineties that taught me and won a couple
(44:10):
hundred for a couple of weeks. And ended up handing
over two bands. Never again, my friend. I think Cappy
was drinking.
Speaker 1 (44:16):
When he said, yeah, Michael Gardner, you're in. You're in,
Michael Gardner, get in, Michael. Look at over there on
the side, I see Mimi Lester trying to get in,
but you have not been drawn yet. I'm sorry, Mimi Lester,
you have not been drawn. Dude, Rick Rod he was
dming me to tell him to get in. He said,
I'm in, Bro, but he's waiting to get drawn. Yeah,
David Dong has been drawn. Oh wait, David dang Sorry,
(44:38):
David Dang.
Speaker 2 (44:39):
I bet David Dang Ray Sorry. Something else on the brain.
Speaker 1 (44:44):
Yeah, that's all I think about when I'm spinning this wheel.
I'm like, oh, it's ding Dong Roulette.
Speaker 2 (44:50):
How many teams are left?
Speaker 1 (44:52):
We have seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twel We need
six more teams. So there's forty two that have been drawn.
Yeah left, now there's five left because John Bachelor is in.
Speaker 2 (45:03):
Get him in. That might have been the guy that
came to my bachelor party. I don't know his name
was John Backpack really, but I mean, why would his
last name have been Bachelor? That just reminded me of
my bachelor party.
Speaker 1 (45:15):
Maybe this dude was just giving us a hint that, Hey,
I was the guy at a bachelor party. I never
heard from that guy again.
Speaker 2 (45:19):
You ever heard from him? No? And it's actually just
this sad story. I mean, he gave me a three
hundred dollars wedding gift, did he really? He gave me
those awesome drills that I use all the time. Wow,
drilling and hammering baser.
Speaker 1 (45:34):
Yeah, Wow, Yon Young Gren, get in, Yon Yon Grin.
Speaker 2 (45:41):
You gotta respect it. These people come from all walks
of life. I'm hearing high schoolers, middle school. Well, we don't.
I haven't.
Speaker 1 (45:49):
I haven't heard from maddox pots the middle school or
the high school.
Speaker 2 (45:52):
He hadn't, he hadn't tried to get We got people
young and old, people from Nashville all the way to
Shining Sea, people from over the Pond, people in Iceland,
Glass Now London, all over America, Chinese TYPEI we're talking
Sri Lanka, Australia. We're saying stuff like Bali, Costa Rica, Honduras, Nicaragua, Brazil. Continue.
Speaker 1 (46:14):
Yeah, it's a little fishy and your division number eleven,
Hailey Wiggs.
Speaker 2 (46:20):
Yes, in my division. Who's got to rent one end?
Speaker 1 (46:23):
Bryce wiggs Man and wife got in, so it looks
like he's gonna be manning two teams in the league.
Speaker 2 (46:29):
That's sexist.
Speaker 1 (46:31):
Yeah, I just don't think I I the women in
my division. I'm saying, I don't think Hailey entered. I
think Bryce entered his wife.
Speaker 2 (46:39):
Come on, be Hans, check the IP address.
Speaker 1 (46:42):
I don't think Haley listens to the pod or does
Bryce not listen to the and Haley entered twice? There's
no way they both listened to the pod.
Speaker 2 (46:50):
But here's the deal. If b Hans was on it
with IP addresses, if they squeaked by with a male
and female from the same household getting in, so be it.
I'm just one of hands. Did you check my mine
in my wife's IP address?
Speaker 1 (47:03):
Because guess what, it's the side Big mac Tyler McGuire
from across the street McDonald's. He's in McGuire is in
b Mac. I wonder if he knows Cody McGuire or
Travis McGuire. I grew up with them. They look like
they could be cousins. We only got two spots left.
Speaker 2 (47:23):
Man. Well, I'm telling you right now this has been
the most efficient draft we have ever done. I want
to do it. Tip of the cap to you, pants
off to Brady B. Hans, and an absolute thank you
to everybody that signed up. Good night.
Speaker 1 (47:40):
My wife's gonna kill me if she has season two
hundred dollars electronic payment for Zell cash app or whatever.
Gotta be able to send two bills to someone thote
a non discrete letter, LB. I'm sure you can be
trusted with the money. Any suggestions, Mike from ept PS lunch,
I'm pretty sure I did. It's I'd known that you
made out with so long ago here in El Paso,
(48:03):
big town, but everyone knows each other.
Speaker 2 (48:05):
I did. Used to make out with a chicken El Paso.
Andrew and Monica. There are twins.
Speaker 1 (48:09):
They live down the street from me. Their cousin from
El Pasa would come visit. I used to make al
during the summers.
Speaker 2 (48:16):
Are there still two teams to be drawn? Yeah? Why
are we stally ray? It's called radio? Well no, no,
you buzz and I was very confused.
Speaker 1 (48:27):
Hey, sore losers, just wanted to send this email to
express my interest in joining the fantasy football league. Hopefully
you got enough traction to get another leg of listeners going.
Let's go Joe Martinez, Joe, I hope you filled it out.
Speaker 2 (48:39):
Man.
Speaker 1 (48:40):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (48:41):
Here we go to.
Speaker 1 (48:43):
LEF Michael Swanson, Long Live the Sore Losers Fantasy Football.
Michael Swanson. That was his email. So now I'll spin
the wheel see if he got in. Let's go down
and see if Swanson even registered.
Speaker 2 (48:57):
You're able to search it.
Speaker 1 (48:58):
I don't know, Hi, JK. L.
Speaker 2 (49:01):
Ray, I'm gonna try a feature I haven't tried.
Speaker 1 (49:05):
Oh, Michael Swanson is he is in there? So he
did register? So that's good.
Speaker 2 (49:08):
All right, here we go. Let's spend that wheel.
Speaker 1 (49:12):
And let me go up and see if Anton Arthur
is even registered.
Speaker 2 (49:16):
That loud, that's too loud.
Speaker 1 (49:19):
Okay, Lexi Rodriguez, you got your girl in, Lexi Rodriguez.
I was worried she wasn't gonna get in, but she
got in. Get down, got in, Lexi Rodriguez. I've been
cheering for her all day, waiting for her name to
be called. That is what I'm talking about, Mama Ray.
She was gonna crash out, but instead she cooked. Now,
(49:40):
ladies and gentlemen, this is the last person we are drawing.
Speaker 2 (49:43):
I'm gonna music's off. This is pretty somber for a
lot of people. This isn't the start for most. For
a majority of the people, it's the end. It is
very sad. Baser's name is still out there. My cousin,
I see his name on the list.
Speaker 1 (49:58):
Brady Behan's name is still out there, even signed and
sign up. Andrew Clinton's name is still out there. Sore Losers.
Locke's name is still out there. A'son Maridia. His name
is still out there. Ac Davidson still waiting to hear
his name called. Eddie's name is still out there. Cody Barrocco.
He wants his name called Collie. I've scrolled up too fast,
(50:20):
lost her name. Dalton Foreset wants her name called or
his name man Bon Karany.
Speaker 2 (50:30):
That's a name that I don't know. Drew Farrell, don't.
Speaker 1 (50:34):
Know you, Isaac Hurtado for Todo, Well, we might as
well spin it right. Junior Balderes, Nathan Fouss. He wants
his name called Abby Anderson. Her name is still out there.
Bobby Bones, his name is still out there. Amy Brown,
(50:54):
her name is still out Morgan Heulesman still out there.
The most important one that hasn't been drawn.
Speaker 2 (51:00):
Oh Callaway is in there. He wants to be drawn. Arnold.
Oh man, he's recorded this voicemail for me. Hey, if
you don't draw my name, I'm not even kidding. I'm
gonna sodomize myself in the middle of the street. All right, man, Well,
good luck to all, Good luck to Arnold. This is
the last pick. Allow the music to take it away.
Speaker 1 (51:22):
Zach Hedrick wants to hear his name drawn. Walker Vaughn
is hoping to hear Veronica Montoya waiting to be heard.
Speaker 2 (51:31):
Allow of music. Three two. I'll look at Tyler Klatt
trying to get in. Let's see, here we go. The
wheel is that's it? Awesome noise. If your name as his,
(51:55):
start with a T. If your name starts with a T,
you are still alive. Baser could have gone with the
baser maybe.
Speaker 1 (52:06):
If your second letter is an.
Speaker 2 (52:08):
A, you're still alive. Tots.
Speaker 1 (52:14):
If your third letter is a Y, Tay from Wayne
D and ty. If your next letter is an L, Taylor.
Speaker 2 (52:27):
Taylor Taylor Away. If your name is Taylor Callaway. If
there is a.
Speaker 3 (52:35):
God middle leader, now there will be a redraw for
anybody'll pay that doesn't pay.
Speaker 2 (52:47):
Taylor dude, how is that not Taylor Callaway?
Speaker 1 (52:50):
I don't know Taylor middle Leader that is. That's that's crushing.
I mean nothing against you, Taylor, but I mean to
tease this with a tailor and think it's gonna be
Callaway and it not to be him.
Speaker 2 (53:05):
That's rough, man, Man, you gotta end this man. That's it.
Speaker 1 (53:08):
It's over. The draw has ended. Good luck to everybody.
Radio lunchbox on Venmo. Make sure you tell me your division.
Don't make me search makes my life so much harder.
Two hundred dollars by seven am Friday.
Speaker 2 (53:21):
And me and Justin. You'll see the Venmo. It's coming
from me, one hundred Justin one hundred.
Speaker 1 (53:27):
Yeah, I figured that. All right, man, you guys have
a great day justin Morland.
Speaker 2 (53:33):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (53:34):
Your name was not your name was called on the
podcast you put on the Facebook said, I hope my
name is called on the podcast.
Speaker 2 (53:40):
You're welcome. And guys, there'll be about five people that
don't pay. You think only five, so we're gonna do
a redraw. You still have a chance. I think everybody's
gonna pay this year. This is the most serious anybody's
eard been. All bet on them not being responsible, and
(54:00):
you can bet on them being responsible. Okay, I was
gonna try to get to the driving range today. I
don't have time, Ray, I have faith in America. I
mean it's already one o'clock.
Speaker 1 (54:13):
I gotta get to the kids' school by three because
they want to ride bikes home.
Speaker 2 (54:18):
I don't have time to go driving range. Man. Oh,
we didn't call any of your kids' names. Did your
wife sign up?
Speaker 1 (54:23):
No? No, kids did not sign up. Cousin Andrews signed up,
did not get his name.
Speaker 2 (54:29):
Drawing sad Day, sad Day,
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