The Train Wreck You Can't Miss

In this episode Lunchbox makes a huge mistake that is going to upset a lot of people but he begs for forgiveness. The Sore Losers Fantasy Football League is still searching for members to fill up the league with numerous people turning down their spot. Stanchion Guy walked right back in Ray's life this weekend and they bonded over their love of college football/ Plus we talk Arch Manning, Ohio State, Texas, Florida State, Alabama and everything else from College Football. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Ready. Man, you know what I do not want to
talk about. Stop stop.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
You know what I don't want to talk about.

Speaker 1 (00:10):
It is fantasy football. I can't. I am over my
limit with fantasy football. Okay, because I drew a name
and let me find the name. I drew Stephen Snyder. Right,
that was the redrawl from the other one because the

(00:30):
other person didn't pay in time. So we did a
redrawl last Friday and I drew Drew Stephen Snyder.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Christy Cavalari reference Steve.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
And I finally email this person because they hadn't paid.
They hadn't paid Steve, and I'm like, hey man, just
letting you know you owe the two hundred per fantasy
if you want your spot. And he's like, I don't
know what you're talking about. Take me out.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
You sound like a guy trying to get money on
a Monday a sports bookie.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
I said, well, what do you mean you don't know
you you signed up on the sore Loser's website and goes,
never heard of you. Guys must be my kid.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
This is America right there. There's no idea what's going on.
Parents don't know what their kids. Wow, that's a micro
cause in a society. You just got a taste of
the American culture.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
So yeah, So I mean, so we have no one
to fill that spot yet, like that spot is empty
in the league.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
Oh that's a problem.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
Arnold Bailey. I email him. I said, hey, man, do
you want your spot? Like, what's going on? What do
you think?

Speaker 2 (01:35):
Arnold said, he wants to play.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
He wants to play. Arnold Bailey, the original Arnold is
in the freaking league.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
Of course I'm in the league.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
You let up, and I'm like, great, cool, And then
someone else said, oh, man, I gotta be honest with you.
We had some car trouble come up. I can't do
the two hundred right now. I think it's more important
that we get the car running. And I was like
just making hey, I said, that's legit because he tried
to give away his spot, and I thought he was

(02:06):
just being a smart ass, Like you know, some people
are like I want Callaway to play in my place.
I want Callaway to play in my place. And I
was like, is he being funny or is he not
being funny? So I reached out to him, like to
make sure you know that was legit, Like they're really
having car trouble. Over the weekend and he thinks he
needs to get the car fixed. Totally understand.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
Yeah, so that's sure the kid gets to school. You think, yeah, ray,
it was a better decision for them to meet the car.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
I think that was a mature decision.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
That was very good. And so that's two spots we
don't have. So why did your car not work? Dad gambled?

Speaker 1 (02:42):
Dad decided to join the sore losers. Fancy the what
this sore losers? Fancy dang? He said he could win
all this money. He could buy us a new car
with that money, but he got dead last. So we
ride bikes everywhere, and.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
You don't want to go that gambling route. Guys. Next thing,
you know, five years and you don't do any repairs
on your car and it can't even make it from
de Munbrian Street onto Music Row, not that I'm talking
from personal reference or anything. And then you got to
take it to the shop for three grand to get
an alternator. You'll lose it in a bet for Trump
or President or Seahawks and Broncos super Bowl man.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
And then I hit up this guy, Travis, Travis Cohen.
He got his name drawn and I said, hey, man,
you were second draw. You know, do you want your spot?
And he said yeah. He goes, oh, sorry, I have
a draft Tuesday night at the same time, So I
can't do.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
It, big fan. You ever have a host of a
show call you to play in their fantasy league?

Speaker 1 (03:40):
So I no, no, I understand because he's got it
with his boys, and I understand he's got a draft
and you know, meet us doing this at last minute.
I don't want to blame just me, it's both of us.
I want both of us to take equal responsibility. So
we put him in a bad spot. He doesn't want
to sacrifice one draft for another draft. Totally understand. So
we are still without one two three players. We are

(04:04):
three players short in the Sore Losers Fantasy League.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
Well, it's not the end of the world, No, it is.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
The The draft is to night like it is literally
tonight the draft.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
But here's how you get put yourself in such a box.
There's people like brother, there's a Hey, what about it Betha. No,
can you imagine his team? It's all hot guys. Hey,
I drafted Tom Brady at Betha. I saw his butt
and I said, that's mine. Beza would be great in

(04:34):
the league. He would have the best looking team. That
would That's all he would care about. And he would
he well, he'd have to google pictures as he's drafting.
Let me see what that. Oh that guy looks good,
let me draft him. I'm sorry, Beazer could be in security.
Guy could be in security.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
Guard doesn't know anything. One time, No, one time we
let Scuba in. He filled out the lineup three times
the entire season.

Speaker 2 (04:58):
That's three more, Nashi Ruiz. It's a great point. So,
I mean, I was just randomly talking about that with Justin.
Did she get drawn or get drawn? What are the
odds of that had drawn? Because I knew we didn't
auto grant her in. No, we would never auto grant
her into the league. But we've done the math and
it's there's about a five percent chance of somebody getting

(05:19):
drawn in. What are the odds she's one that gets
in correct?

Speaker 1 (05:22):
And what is the odds that I'm gonna draw three
more names here and that they're gonna be able to
draft tonight. They're not.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
That's why you can't go that route.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
That's the only fair route to go. I'm not gonna
just sit there and start assigning people the team because
everybody that entered will be pissed. If I just said, oh,
I'm gonna give it to this person.

Speaker 2 (05:42):
To forty eight people to get money from, that's a lot.
Twelve was tough.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
Twelve is tough, hard.

Speaker 2 (05:50):
Back in high school and college. Forty eight people to
commit to something and do it is had.

Speaker 1 (05:59):
It is hall. You know, it's really hard is to
spin this wheel. It's hard to spend this wheel. Get
a hold of people and be upset.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
What about your new buddy from Iceland we climb the
Mouthcotland Tim Does he know anything or does he only
do lacrosse?

Speaker 1 (06:16):
No? But the good news is Ashland Harris, I just
drew your name. You are in. You are in Ashland Harris.

Speaker 2 (06:26):
Names that are still out there, callaway Baser, Yeah, but
Ashland Harris, I just drew you.

Speaker 1 (06:33):
I will be emailing you before you even hear this pod,
before the pod is even up, I am going to
email you to make sure you want your spot because
I need to know, or else we got to move
on and pick someone else.

Speaker 2 (06:45):
Worst case scenario, I'm telling if we have a spot open,
I'm telling Eddie he's in.

Speaker 1 (06:50):
Don't say that name. Don't say that name. Is there
someone from the convention name that I wanted to give
it to Arnold, but he literally got Hey, it literally
got in. He literally got in.

Speaker 2 (07:01):
If you guys don't know, it used to be a
guy named Arnold he called in. We created a character
of him, so the actual dude did get in, and
now there's a voice of him that didn't get in.

Speaker 1 (07:12):
But yeah, okay, and then Stephen Snyder couldn't be in.
But now Stephen Bega is in. I feel like Stephen Bega.
I don't know why I know that name. I feel
like he's been in every single year. I don't know why.
Maybe I'm just making that up, but I recognize the name.
Stephen Bega.

Speaker 2 (07:26):
You're in.

Speaker 1 (07:27):
You will be hearing from me from me before this
podcast goes up, because I'm so stressed about the draft
being of the night and not having people.

Speaker 2 (07:34):
Are you doing one more person? One more hold on?
It's right behind you. It was left in from the
previous show. What if we gave it to the people
to steal our studio as an olive branch.

Speaker 1 (07:44):
Wayne d and Tay no oh no, I want to
give it to this dude.

Speaker 2 (07:51):
Hey, guys, you stole our studio for the past four months.
Join our fantasy league.

Speaker 1 (07:55):
Welcome, And I was just gonna do a video and
post it on the Facebook page that I'm like, then
they don't get to hear the name on the pod.
But really, they don't have time to hear their name
on the pod and be in the draft tonight. So
I'm gonna have to email them and they'll be able
to enjoy this excitement. Dustin four ree, Dustin Free, You're in.

Speaker 2 (08:10):
I'll go give it two hundred dollars to a homeless
guy in the street and say, you just manage a
football team for fantasy and guess what, go to the
Apple store once a week, make sure you set your lineup?
All right, brother, you got any money for booze?

Speaker 1 (08:23):
That's a good idea.

Speaker 2 (08:24):
Actually, do you think he would actually go to He wouldn't.

Speaker 1 (08:27):
He would just pull out his iPhone then he had, Yeah,
he don't even Let's not add like these homeless people
don't have iPhones sitting there scrolling Facebook and TikTok while
they're sleeping on the streets. They all have these freaking
expensive ass phones. How they pickpocket people? I don't know.

Speaker 2 (08:42):
Hey, the guy, you know, our guy down here yes,
right down here. The last couple of months he's been
sleeping outside here. He got colder out. Have you noticed
in the studio we're missing that one Canadian tuxedo coat.
I gave it to him. I don't even know what
Canadian tuxedo coat is. Geane Jack.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
Oh, that jean jacket was right there. It's perfect.

Speaker 2 (09:02):
Does he wear it? That's the thing. See, he uses
it as betting. He doesn't actually wear it, so but
he's using it right. So he keeps him off the
street so he doesn't have to lay directly on the cement.

Speaker 1 (09:14):
That's pretty legit.

Speaker 2 (09:15):
He just throws it under his ass.

Speaker 1 (09:18):
Huh.

Speaker 2 (09:20):
But then somebody else gave him a blanket, like probably
a church group, because now he's warning dead night it's
getting into the fifties. Now it's getting chilling, eighties to fifties.
And I saw he was shivering one night. I was like, dude,
here you go, man, it's getting a lot colder out.

Speaker 1 (09:33):
And that was it. He was shivering because a colder
would draw.

Speaker 2 (09:36):
No, he had his hands in his.

Speaker 1 (09:37):
Right but is that withdraw like, oh I need.

Speaker 2 (09:41):
I was walking to the gym and on the way
back was like that said I got to get him
a coat because he had his hands in his privates shaking,
only had a T shirt on. I was like, that's it,
that's gonna be.

Speaker 1 (09:49):
You wake him up to give him the jacket.

Speaker 2 (09:51):
Well, I said it on him and he goes, thanks.

Speaker 1 (09:52):
Brother, he was pits.

Speaker 2 (09:55):
He sounded like him.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
And see and here's the other thing about Pitts in
like fantasy, why don't just give him a spot. He
only cares about the Chiefs.

Speaker 2 (10:03):
He'll pick all Chiefs.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
All he cares about is the Chiefs. And he doesn't
have time to spend looking at other players and cheering
for other players.

Speaker 2 (10:11):
And also people claim ignorance for everything. Brother, if you
try to talk, not even talk gambling, but if you
just go, hey man, tough us, Well, brother, I don't
know the line. I don't know if we were supposed
to win it or we did win it. Brother, I
don't gamble like you guys. Brother, I don't even brother.
You can tell who's the favorite, who's supposed to have
won Chiefs this weekend. They're probably supposed to win. But

(10:33):
if they lose or waiter, they know it's cowboys and Eagles.

Speaker 1 (10:36):
Hey, smash cut, did you know that the Chiefs play
on Friday night because of South Paulo.

Speaker 2 (10:41):
I did not know they were going to Brazil, so
who knew. So they're the favorites. So Taylor's in Brazil,
got it.

Speaker 1 (10:47):
And so actually Taylor was in Nashville this weekend. Taylor
and Brittany Mahomes were celebrating her birthday, her thirtieth birthday
here in Nashville, and I was out and I didn't
see him.

Speaker 2 (11:00):
Brother, I don't know if the Chiefs was supposed to
win on Friday. But brother, I don't know the line
like you guys, Brother, Brother, you just all you do
is watching line. It's pretty not even that it's just
known who's the favorite? Brother, But brother, I would never
know who is the favorite. Were we supposed to win? Yeah, brother,
you guys are like the Dynasty. Of course you're supposed
to win the game. You can't plaim ignorance for everything America.
I don't know, man, I don't know when we play.

Speaker 1 (11:20):
I didn't know that. I didn't realize that. I didn't know. No,
he knows. If you watch the game, they have it
on the bottom line. It scrolls across it's everywhere. I mean,
can we go three seconds without a gambling commercial.

Speaker 2 (11:34):
Have you drove down the interstate? Bet this bet that. Hey, honey,
I lost my job. I'm going to bet at the
casino right now. Holy, another casino opened.

Speaker 1 (11:45):
Honey. I'm not going to work today, see you, honey. Sorry, can't.
I can't be with the family. And I got a
fantasy football draft. Uh sorry, yeah, sore losers fantasy football draft.
And I mean, did you get your You got your
email from the league.

Speaker 2 (11:58):
Right, yeah. And if I'm telling you, if I one
time drive down the interstate one more time.

Speaker 1 (12:03):
And you see a fantasy football sore losers fantasy.

Speaker 2 (12:05):
Football, I'm going to log in and I'm gonna gamble everything.
I need one less billboard. But what I'm saying is, yes,
I got the email. Yes I figured out when the
draft was.

Speaker 1 (12:15):
Yes. Did you like the new rule that I implemented?

Speaker 2 (12:17):
Hangover, Hang up and listen. Do you understand the new rule? Yes,
it's a pretty easy concept. You get one hundred dollars.
You can use it an auction first week. I'm I'm
gonna use it one hundred dollars because then you can
get the best draft pick, not.

Speaker 1 (12:32):
Draft pick or free agent whenever it's waiver wire cool
because what it used to be is you just get
stuck and if you're a good team, you're always at
the bottom and you never get a good waiver wire pick.
So now it's a strategy where you have to decide
how much money that person is worth and you get
one hundred dollars for the entire year. I think it
makes it so much more fun.

Speaker 2 (12:52):
Well, me and Justin have the genius idea. Go ahead,
we're not gonna get any free agents, and you'll owe
us one hundred dollars into the year.

Speaker 1 (12:58):
No, no, it's not real money. I'm not gonna give
you money back for that. I'm not gonna give you
money back. Who decided about that auction?

Speaker 2 (13:09):
I like that.

Speaker 1 (13:10):
I did.

Speaker 2 (13:10):
I was just sitting there setting it up, and I
was like, you know what I hate? I hate, you know,
just sitting there at number five on the waiver wire
being like, man, I have no shot at getting the
best guy?

Speaker 1 (13:19):
Why not? Why can I not bid? Just like everybody else?

Speaker 2 (13:23):
That's gonna be amazing.

Speaker 1 (13:24):
And I understand that. You know, in real life the
worst team is on top. I get it. But we're
not real life. It's called fantasy and fantasy you get
to make your own freaking rules, and here we goes,
here's Justin. It's like trying to track six homeless people down. Okay,
cool man, Thanks, don't know what you're talking about. And
they said, I just told Ray I'm taking Eric Musselman

(13:45):
up on his one thousand dollars indefinite spot in the league.
I think I heard his feelings catching up on these pods.
Wish I would have known three weeks ago. I pissed
one thousand dollars eight am this morning from Justin. You
need to take your skirt off and put your trousers on.

Speaker 2 (14:01):
Were no cowards? What's he talking about? I see he
hooke up attacking us.

Speaker 1 (14:07):
I think he woke up thinking his draft day and
he's gonna fire off some text to intimidate the rest.

Speaker 2 (14:12):
Of the league. I have no idea, but I'm co
managers with him. Why are you trying to intimidate Bill Belichick?

Speaker 1 (14:19):
Oh? If you watch that game? Oh man, did you
see his girlfriend was on the sideline?

Speaker 2 (14:24):
Yeah, it wasn't much of a game, though.

Speaker 1 (14:26):
Let me see I didn't. I forgot all about it
because I had another fantasy draft last night. And someone goes,
It's weird to see Bill on the sideline. I'm like,
oh yeah, I forgot about that. I looked up the score.
Oh my god, it was like twenty four to seven.
I was like, oh, no, need to turn that on.

Speaker 2 (14:38):
Good to see Jordan though it is finally not on
his yacht. He's back in the States.

Speaker 1 (14:42):
Always he had the game.

Speaker 2 (14:43):
He was there, Pepper's was there, Mia Hamm was there.
He got everybody. So that's why I was about tastic.
Are they still married?

Speaker 1 (14:51):
And I feel like their kids are at that age
where they should be super athletes and maybe they're not
because no more Garcia para superbathlete, Mia ham superb athlete.
How are their kids not superstars in something? Well, we're
seeing a lot of them are.

Speaker 2 (15:08):
But I'm talking about those two specifically. Are where are
their kids? Arch Manning?

Speaker 1 (15:14):
We'll talk about that in a minute. Let's uh, let
let's start the show.

Speaker 2 (15:18):
I started.

Speaker 1 (15:19):
Oh no, we should start the show and then we're
gonna take a break because we still have to do
the Fantasy Draft draw. Right. That's massive, I know, and
these people are in, but they may not be in.
But it's okay, let's start the show. We're gonna do
it live.

Speaker 2 (15:36):
There?

Speaker 1 (15:36):
It is? Man, what a weekend? Oh the sort, No, No,
we had a holiday. We had a holiday. We didn't
have a holiday, all right, oh the one two sore losers?
What up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most

(15:57):
about sports, so I'll give you the sports facts, my
sports opinions, because I'm pretty much a sports genius.

Speaker 2 (16:03):
Y'all. Sison from the North, alpha male, live in the
North side of Nashvilleod Bayser my wife right now. We
didn't live on the West side. A very sad move,
but very excited now in the country. Two acres, two
point two kids at Vanderbilt. I have a heart attack
when I'm seventy two point five. And other than the
crops all being dead, we haven't had raid in a month.
There's not gonna be a bit of corn at any
grocery store in all in Nashville. It is devastating and sad.

(16:26):
Too little, too late. All this corn is going to
the hogs. It ain't going to the humans. It is
dead field after deadfield, guys, and I will hang up
and listen. That's your crop report.

Speaker 1 (16:38):
I did turn on the sprinklers for the first time
this weekend. I decided that the orange grass needed some love,
and so I sat there with the sprinkler and.

Speaker 2 (16:48):
Soaked it for a.

Speaker 1 (16:49):
Few hours, trying to give it a little bit of
hope and life. Still orange man, two days later, Still orange.
But you know what, We're gonna take a break. We're
gonna come back. We're gonna draw for the draft order
and much more. We gotta talk arch banding. We have
college football. Bama sucks, wall the wall coverage. Yeah, we'll
be right back, dude, all right, My question is when

(17:15):
we do this? All right, people probably hate that you
sound like you sound like my kid. You sound like
my kid, now, okay, My question is when we when
we do this, do you draw the number first or
do the person's name then spin the wheel for the number?

Speaker 2 (17:35):
Yeah, person's name.

Speaker 1 (17:36):
Okay, so then they're anticipating or is it you do
the number and then like, oh my god, I hope
I get that pick and then you spin the name.

Speaker 2 (17:42):
Or do that then do the number.

Speaker 1 (17:44):
I don't remember what we said. You said the no,
you said the.

Speaker 2 (17:46):
Name, but I'm now flip flopping. All right, what.

Speaker 1 (17:49):
Division do you want to do? First?

Speaker 2 (17:50):
Right on?

Speaker 1 (17:51):
Waffle muscle white, Yeah, muscle White. It is muscle what
and let me tell you I emailed those people. All
of them responded, We have the league full. There we
get Muscle White. Let's see who's in here.

Speaker 2 (18:05):
Oh so Tyler, that is worthy of this.

Speaker 1 (18:09):
Okay, here we go. We're clicking to spin.

Speaker 2 (18:13):
We can't say spin that wheel. Always say that on
the No, we're spinning.

Speaker 1 (18:17):
We're spinning. Here we go and hold on, hold on,
hold on, hold on, I gotta click on the right person,
go to the Muscle White's division.

Speaker 2 (18:28):
There, I Heeart's gonna program some commercials. There was so
much dead error.

Speaker 1 (18:32):
Sorry, all right, spin, here we go. Yep, first person,
first person. All right, we got Aaron Aaron who that
heck is Aaron? What's his name? Airin Irwin? Now let's

(18:55):
see what Picky has. This is gonna be dramatic.

Speaker 2 (19:00):
Hold on one second. We're gonna do this forty eight times.
Oh my gosh, we are gonna be here for four hours.

Speaker 1 (19:15):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (19:16):
How did we do it so fast before? With the
paper and the names.

Speaker 1 (19:21):
Aaron Irwin has the second pick, second pick.

Speaker 2 (19:24):
Oh boy, oh, I know.

Speaker 1 (19:26):
I just now realize it's gonna take forever. It's gonna
take forever.

Speaker 2 (19:30):
When you were doing the build up, I was like,
why is this reminding me of the draft? Oh, because
we're gonna have to do forty eight draws for this too.

Speaker 1 (19:39):
I didn't think about this, dude.

Speaker 2 (19:41):
This couldna take it forever.

Speaker 1 (19:44):
I know, I understand it's gonna take forever. And I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (19:48):
I mean we could almost roll a dice.

Speaker 1 (19:51):
No, no, we can't, No, we can't. We can't run.

Speaker 2 (19:54):
When was the last time you played craps? You have
an idiot? Sorry, it's only six sides, all.

Speaker 1 (20:01):
Right, all right, remove Peter, Peter, this is gonna take
it for Oh my god, this is so terrible. I
know it. I already feel it. I already feel it.
I got it, all right, Peter, this is yours. I mean,
I don't know what it's to do. I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (20:16):
So how are we knowing that it's not going to
land on that number?

Speaker 1 (20:18):
Because I remove it from the wheel?

Speaker 2 (20:20):
Got it?

Speaker 1 (20:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (20:21):
So Peter got number nine? That a boy, Peter? That
a boy Peter. And then that's when you just hammer
the next one. Yes, that's when if you're doing one
a minute, that's forty eight minutes.

Speaker 1 (20:34):
Are you okay?

Speaker 2 (20:38):
Oh? Man, I did a beef stick and it went
right down the old.

Speaker 1 (20:42):
There are those kids. My kids love the beef stick.

Speaker 2 (20:44):
I love them. Man, there's nothing like putting down a
beef stick.

Speaker 1 (20:49):
Man.

Speaker 2 (20:50):
It's it's a it's a skinnier version of a pork
missile and not and shy of a Glizzie.

Speaker 1 (20:56):
All right, what Aaron? There it goes. Come on, I'm.

Speaker 2 (21:01):
Gonna have to boost this volume. You're like talking.

Speaker 1 (21:04):
I'm trying to spin the wheel. My computer is slow.
There we go, Yo, I'm here, Here we go. It
is going to be Evan Evan, Evan, where's Evan on? Here?
Evan winthrow Evan withrow. Let's see what number pick you have?

(21:24):
Because I spun the wheel already four Evan winthrow four.

Speaker 2 (21:29):
Good job.

Speaker 1 (21:35):
So now what I'm doing is I'm hitting spin the
wheel on the number, and then I click over to
the other screens and click the name.

Speaker 2 (21:41):
I can spend something on my phone.

Speaker 1 (21:44):
Oh why didn't you do that?

Speaker 2 (21:45):
Well, we didn't plan ahead, Ray, forethought is always never
good in hindsight.

Speaker 1 (21:51):
Here we go. This is gonna be so bad.

Speaker 2 (21:54):
I'm this just is not as smooth as when we
used to have paper.

Speaker 1 (22:00):
It was so much easier when paper Amir Amir got
the eleventh pick A Meir.

Speaker 2 (22:07):
A mer, that's a good that's a good pick. You're
gonna wanna that's you're gonna miss out on some running backs.
You're you're maybe gonna be one to touch bow knicks. There.

Speaker 1 (22:16):
That's probably where you're gonna get. Bon Nix is right
there at number eleven.

Speaker 2 (22:19):
I'm kidding, you'll get gene t You're gonna get your
Derrick Henry's you.

Speaker 1 (22:23):
Look at it, Hey, Derek Henry just sold his house
here in Nashville, man three point one million dollars over
there in the Green Hills area, six bedroom, six baths. Note, Wow, yeah,
I just saw that on the Tennessee and you and
your wife buy it?

Speaker 2 (22:38):
No, no, we.

Speaker 1 (22:41):
Did not buy it. Here we go, all right, Andrew
Andrew got the Andrew got where he is it the
eighth pick?

Speaker 2 (22:56):
Job Drew and can job Andy?

Speaker 1 (23:02):
All right? Move eight?

Speaker 2 (23:05):
Should I tell a story?

Speaker 1 (23:07):
Yeah? Maybe tell a story about your weekend about how
you and Justin went to go have football beers and
my text messages did not ring.

Speaker 2 (23:15):
It is well, it's also the return of Stanchon Guy. Okay,
so we decide to go to neighbors. There's like five
locations in Nashville, and you can tell the picks in
between the story.

Speaker 1 (23:27):
Yeah, it'd be one of the most.

Speaker 2 (23:29):
Unique ways to tell a story. Okay, keep going, And
so we go to one of the neighbors. Not gonna
tell you, guys the location. We don't want to get overcrowded. Okay,
overrun if you will. So we go there and it
is banging every big screen TV Texas, Ohio State and
then they also had Valls in Syracuse. I'm a Valls guy,

(23:50):
but put the audio on Texas Ohio State. That was
my only problem with the bar. And so we sit
down and immediately baser goes breakfast. You guys want breakfast shots,
which is odd because we have this thing now where
we don't go get sloshed, and then we're gonna start
with breakfast shots. It's like a I know, it's not

(24:10):
Captain Morgan for lack of a better word, I can't
remember what it was. It's like Captain Morgan orange juice
and then bacon and then the syrup is I think
in the bacon.

Speaker 1 (24:20):
Well that sounds kind of good.

Speaker 2 (24:21):
Waitress doesn't even give us the bacon. What are we
doing here at breakfast without the breakfast shot bacon, it
totally defeats the purpose. I might as well do a
yaeger bomb if I'm not gonna have the bacon with it.

Speaker 1 (24:34):
Yeah, I kind of like that.

Speaker 2 (24:35):
This is a subplot. But the waitress was terrible. She
for never brought us chips back. We ordered three dips,
and they were rolling stuff out of there so quickly.
It was almost like it was fast food, which you
kind of wanted to take longer than fast food. So
Basler gets a chicken sandwich. They brought it to her
in like thirty seconds. We're like, what I mean, you
guys were faster than Chick fil A? Like, what is happening?

(24:56):
I would like it to be not ready to order
or ready made. And so anyways, for lack of a better, so,
did you come into town for this or were you
out in the country. We're I mean, all the all
the neighbor spots are in the town, got it. But anyways,
the waitress, we go, yeah, we'll do the three three
dip with chips and all that, and she comes back

(25:19):
out two minutes later. Like I already said, the food
took no time at all, and she doesn't know who
ordered it.

Speaker 1 (25:24):
Hello, we did.

Speaker 2 (25:27):
We placed the order with you two minutes ago, right,
it was us. She's looking behind us the table or
anybody order this. Are these kids, these millennials, their attention
spans and memories that terrible.

Speaker 1 (25:39):
Hello, we just ordered.

Speaker 2 (25:42):
That from You never brought us a refill of chips,
So then I ended up taking it and going and
putting it on the bar for them. I was basically
a bar back on Saturday, which is fine, It's fine,
no big deal. And then this is where I segue
to the return of stanching guy.

Speaker 1 (26:00):
To figure it out.

Speaker 2 (26:01):
So we are all you're wondering was he a bar back?
We are all sitting there, me, Justin Bazer. Justin gets
two buckets of ultras, way too many, and then we
had already had the breakfast shots. Baser gets an espresso martini.
She orders a mimosa that I ended up not drinking.
She ended up taking. Then I'm drinking Justin's beers and

(26:22):
Beezeer was also randomly under this kick where we started
drinking at ten am because the Valls game was so early,
and so she goes, you gotta drink five drinks your
water for every beer you drink, which was unbelievable because
every time you take a drink, your drink, Hey, did
you drink your water? Okay, Basier, If we're gonna do
water checks, I'm not even gonna go out. I literally

(26:43):
would rather be on my couch without the water checks.
Here comes what happened? What happened? What happened? Something screwed
up with the wheel?

Speaker 1 (26:55):
I screwed it up? What I already screwed it up? Ah?

Speaker 2 (26:59):
Man, what'd you do wrong?

Speaker 1 (27:01):
So I don't even want to admit it. I don't
even want to say what I did.

Speaker 2 (27:08):
Well, you need to true transparency. We need to tell
the people so that we can redraw or whatever.

Speaker 1 (27:12):
I'm gonna have to redraw this whole division. I'm an idiot.

Speaker 2 (27:15):
Well, no, it's fine to redraw the division.

Speaker 1 (27:17):
Yes, because I put Andrew and then there's another Andrew,
and I forgot to put first initials by the A
the Andrew, so I don't know which Andrew was which.

Speaker 2 (27:26):
That'll get you every time.

Speaker 1 (27:27):
So Hunter thought he had the first pick. I hadn't
even announced that yet. But I've been doing draws while
you were telling your story, and I have to redo
this whole division because I screwed it all up.

Speaker 2 (27:37):
We'll just start over again the story still, I'll start
the story again. Okay, so we're going to neighbors bar Guys.
What you guys are such a disaster.

Speaker 1 (27:46):
This is why we are the award winning podcast that
we are God.

Speaker 2 (27:50):
And he's keeping the notes on a piece of paper
with pen and paper. Guys, I think I'm back in
high school. This is hilarious. There are apps and Excel
spreadsheets for this crap. But what I was saying is this, Oh,
I wanted to tell you this first subplot with Bone
show little thing I do. Why you always put their
last name With Abby and me? We have a thing

(28:11):
where we nobody's ever really gonna have the same name,
so I always just jumped to the first name. My
screen doesn't even show the last name, so I will
just jump to a screen. Abby puts on two robs.
The other day, I'm like, thanks, Abby, what's our little thing?
I can't do two names? You hear the same and
so I clicked on the wrong one. So but you'll
never know this. So then Bones had to like stall
so that I could click on the other name, because

(28:31):
he can see that I clicked on the wrong one.
That's behind the scenes guys. So yeah, if anybody has
tuned the same name on the big show, you're gonna
get screwed because me and Abby shortcut it, cut corners.

Speaker 1 (28:41):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (28:41):
Yep, just like Lunch did with Andrew.

Speaker 1 (28:44):
I one's Andrew from Canada. Andrew class and he's from Canada.
And I didn't even I didn't even think about putting
last initials. And then I realized I can't. I have
to put a last initial because Andrew came up. And
then I was like, well, I don't know which Andrew
that is. So do I give Andrew CA the eighth pick?
Or do I give Andrew T the eighth pick? So
if we are redoing this whole division, oh my god,

(29:06):
this is gonna be the longest part of our lives.
I am sorry.

Speaker 2 (29:08):
It's fine. Are we taking a commercial? We're still cooking.
We can cook for another five. So the return of
Stanching Guy. This was the guy when Billy came to town.
He works on the Dirty Underbelly in Nashville. You can
hire him. He will show you clubs. He's the guy.
He goes, hey, we got to get this stanching up. Hey,

(29:31):
is there any way we can get a stanching. We
got a corner this off. We gotta get this stanching up.
I then see him again in a parking lot weeks
later after he was Billy's right hand man. You hire
him for maybe one thousand a weekend. I would assume
it's in that ballpark, and he'll do whatever you need
him to do. He gets cars, he would order us ubers,
he would hold doors for us. There were his fans

(29:53):
that came up. At one point he held the people
back and I'd be like, stanching guys, they allow me
to do this. We are at Neighbors bar, having a
good old time. We kind of just sat down and
incomes a huge Ohio State fan and a huge was
it Voles? No, it's Texas. There's a huge Ohio State

(30:15):
fan and a huge Texas fan behind them. Stanching guy.

Speaker 1 (30:22):
What jersey did he have on?

Speaker 2 (30:23):
Standy guy? I was just wearing a white T shirt.
I think that's his thing. And so they're walking through
the restaurant. This is a massive neighbors mind you, and
what do you know? Stanchon guy sits directly beside me. No,
and I can even pull it up from the Instagram.
I don't know if I want his I didentity to
be out there.

Speaker 1 (30:42):
I don't know if that's fair.

Speaker 2 (30:43):
But that's why you guys need to follow our stories,
sore losers, because I posted it. Stanchon guy sat right
next to me, but I didn't address it, and he
didn't address it. We didn't say hi the entire two
hours we were next to each other.

Speaker 1 (30:59):
But what's not work? Do you think he remembered you? Now?

Speaker 2 (31:02):
He sees so many people. He's a connector. And what's
noteworthy about this the way this guy operates. Stanchng Guy
sat down. He didn't talk to Texas Guy or Ohio
State guy the entire time. They were next to us
for hours, and he didn't talk. He would put he
put his head down and had his phone resting on
his arm, and all he did was text and FaceTime

(31:26):
and phone call business people coming to town, people that
like his service. He'd do a FaceTime how's it going, Yeah,
how's it going? Okay? Yeah, yep, yep, go balls. He
is a Walls fan.

Speaker 1 (31:38):
I learned.

Speaker 2 (31:39):
The only time Stanchng Guy was at all audible, not
when he's putting up stanchions. You don't need those. At
eleven am is when the balls would score a touchdown,
and they scored a lot on Saturday. So Stanton Guy
would just sit there silence for ten minutes and then
there we go, there we go, there we go.

Speaker 1 (31:57):
Balls.

Speaker 2 (31:58):
That's how we play ball balls, that's it balls. And
then he would sit back down in his chair, phone
on his arm, texting, facetiming, screen recording. I don't know
what he was doing, but he has got people lined
up for all of September. So if you need stanching guy,
I'm telling you he's booked because he was NonStop. The
guy's gonna have massive neck issues at some point in

(32:21):
his life. Oh cell phone neck, dude. He texts neck.
Oh text neck. That's what I'm the entire time. But
I don't know if he really recognized me. I recognize him.
I told damn stories about him on the podcast NonStop.
He's been amazing material, But the only time I really
heard his beautiful voice, his face time calls were usually
just him smiling at the people because you couldn't really
hear inside of his bar because they had the sound on.

Speaker 1 (32:43):
Only time I.

Speaker 2 (32:44):
Got to hear him is when the balls would score
and there we go, there we go, aguile era, there
we go, Joey.

Speaker 3 (32:51):
That's my boy, Joey, come out balls, Let's go balls.
The return of stanching guy. Give him a round of applause.

Speaker 1 (33:03):
Was he drinking?

Speaker 2 (33:04):
He was not. He was on the job.

Speaker 1 (33:07):
So he think you think he got paid to sit
there with those dudes and watch football.

Speaker 2 (33:11):
Well, like I told you, he's more of a night
time So maybe as his clients, they said, hey, we're
gonna go to a bar if you want to roll
with us, and then that'll lead to day drinking and
then nightclubs and hookups with this. So maybe he hooked
up the ride. I don't and what's he gonna do?
Just find something to do for two hours? So he
just sat in the booth. But they had no conversation.

(33:32):
They really were clients. It wasn't friends of his. But
what about the two guys he was with. Were they cool?
Were they talking to each other? Were they friends? Were
they I think they took it pretty deep tonight before,
because ain't none of them were talking. At one point,
there was another dude that came over the table. He
was eating like some big ass chicken sandwich, and he
was really talkative. Standing Guy. Hah, yeah, I know what

(33:55):
you mean. He wasn't giving up anything. Standing Guy might
have been hungover, his two clients were hungover. They were
ready for the nightcap later on. They really weren't playing
to win at that point in the day, but dang,
it was freaking good to see Stanching Guy again. I
didn't even bring it up because I didn't want to
make a thing of it. Justin, Yeah, there's no way
Justin remembers Stanching Guy from the previous weekends ago. Bazer

(34:18):
never remembers Standing Guy. So it's just a joke between
me and myself and I and I was like, I
cannot wait to tell this story on the podcast.

Speaker 1 (34:26):
Stanching Guy is alive, and well, I'm glad to see
that he's still out and about and that he gets
to enjoy football. Like I always worried that he's just working.
He sits in the car and he doesn't get to
do anything.

Speaker 2 (34:38):
And it isn't just I don't not putting his business
out there, but I mean he has female clients and
male clients because they're like, look, she looked famous. She
had a pool behind her. She's facetiming, so it doesn't.
He does not discriminate if you are a male female,
he doesn't. Even if you are of eighteen in age.

(35:00):
You can party, if you are an influencer, if you
are a business man, if you are a third shift,
second shift for stanchion guy is there for the people,
and boy, what an amazing job. And I've actually found
him on Twitter and everything. Really, Now, what's his name
on it? No, but it's it's his job. That's what

(35:23):
it says. It almost says, what did it say? He's
a promoter, and then he just gets it's what he does.
He gets you to the front of the line. He
gets you on the other side of the stanchion. Hey,
let's get these stanchions up. Hey, can we get these
stanchions up. It's a beautiful life, and it always seems
like that when you first see somebody, you've never seen

(35:44):
him in your entire life, and then all of a sudden,
I've now seen the guy three times in the last month.

Speaker 1 (35:47):
So that tells you that you've probably passed him multiple
times in your life and you just didn't realize that
he was part of your life because you didn't know
who he was. It's like parents I meet at school.
It's like, oh, hi, nice to meet you. Cool, that's
it's really neat. And then I'm like, I've never seen
these people. And then you see them everywhere and it's like, oh,

(36:08):
so they'd been in my circle the whole time, but
I just had no idea who they were.

Speaker 2 (36:13):
And the very interesting thing about it was stand young
guy the other night at the nightclubs a month ago
with Billy, he would do anything for me. He got
me gum, he got my phone charged. He would go
get a stanching. This time he was sitting. Our arms
were touching at some points because our tables were so
close together. He didn't work for us. So guess what.

(36:33):
He didn't do anything for me. I didn't get my
phone charged, he wasn't getting stanchons up, he wasn't asking
for a drink. Remember when he got me that amazing
mixed drink I'd ordered on my own. When he's not hired, stanching.
Guy's not your guy, but you give him that thousand
dollars a night stays your guy's your guy. So same guy,

(36:54):
different lives.

Speaker 1 (36:55):
Man, Hey, STANMCHR. Guy, welcome back. And I can't believe
you don't bring us up to basis, like, hey, do
you remember the dude? Did you send a picture to Billy?

Speaker 2 (37:03):
No, because I don't think wait, when you're a baller.
I think the stanchion guy is one that kind of
works in the dark. He's making the stanchions get put up.
Billy doesn't want it, doesn't I don't think Billy wants
it known. Okay, this guy's having stanchions put up. You
just want to look like a baller. I don't think
it if Billy just wants to look like a baller, Like,
oh no, I hired a guy to set all this up.

Speaker 1 (37:24):
I know. I meant, did you send him a picture
saying look who I ran into?

Speaker 2 (37:28):
I put it on my Instagram. I actually need to
look at my comments because I put him for sure
playing his day. Anybody that was partying with us that
weekend knows who standy guy was.

Speaker 1 (37:37):
Yeah, we'll take a break, We'll be right back.

Speaker 2 (37:42):
All right, man, So that's all I got. Let's just
do silence for that.

Speaker 1 (37:45):
Here we go. No, no, no, here we go. Tyler Musselwhite Division.
The twelfth pick goes the jessup. The eleventh pick Andrew
T the tenth pick, Aaron number nine pick, the defending
back to back undisputed champion of the world, Tyler Musselwhite

(38:06):
the eighth pick, Hunter number seven, Michael six, Reid five,
Evan four, Peter three a mirror. So it is between Andrew,
Kay and Andy for the number one pick and the
number one pick Ghost too.

Speaker 2 (38:23):
Andy.

Speaker 1 (38:26):
So Andrew K has the second pick in the draft
in Tyler's division. And I want to apologize to everybody
for my screw up, but I had to come clean
because it was the only fair way to do it.
I have my flaws. We all have our flaws. We
make mistakes, and you have to own your mistakes. It
may make people mad that already heard their name called

(38:48):
like I liked my draft position better.

Speaker 2 (38:50):
Sorry, guys, I am Roger Goodell. I had to fix it.
And that's one division out a four. Yeah, buck up.

Speaker 1 (38:58):
Do you want to pause and I can do it
where we're not on the air, or do you want
to keep going and just tell random stories and talk
about your draft strategy? Is justin coming to your house?

Speaker 2 (39:10):
Is so? Here is the draft strategy? Or we need
to take it at a commercial.

Speaker 1 (39:15):
No, No, we just took a commercial right now, and
so you are good to talk.

Speaker 2 (39:19):
Okay, So Justin I said, hey, I'm gonna text you
the minute I find out the draft pick. That way,
maybe we have some sort of an advantage. He's gonna
start doing mock drafts. He's gonna do mock drafts from
about one pm till seven pm our draft tonight, to
see every possible scenario of players that we would get.
And we already have a decision. If we're not top three,

(39:41):
we're gonna punt. We're going for some other route. We
have guys. We've targeted those guys we will not be
able to get if we're bottom six. If we are
top six, yes they will be in play. But then
you get towards the bottom half, and you got the
likes of Derrick Henry's he's a journeyman. You got the
likes of McCaffrey. What's up with those achilles, what's up

(40:04):
with those knees, what's up with those hammies? And those
are people Justin he's a medical professional. He doesn't love them.
The geneties. He's a rookie. Guys, but is he gonna
have a monster year? He probably will, But Justin does
not like him. So then we reach that crossroads where
I go justin, Then we have guys that you don't want,
which I'm fine with. I would love McCaffrey. Hell, I

(40:25):
may just still draft him, but I digress. So, yes,
I think you guys should have the same plan. If
you get top six, have your guys either. If you're
top six, you're most likely gonna get who you want.
If your bottom six, eh, change of plans. And so
then he's gonna do mox all day. And so we'll
have it all broken down. And I do got to

(40:47):
thank the commission for not having kickers, not having defenses.
It is just a beautiful league where you learn the
running backs, you learn the wide receivers. But boy, let
me tell you guys, if you need a tight end,
you better get him in the first couple of rounds.
You are not gonna get a tight end worth a
bit of salt late.

Speaker 1 (41:10):
Holy crap, you might as well not even draft one.
But you need one for your starting lineup, so you
have to draft one.

Speaker 2 (41:16):
All start an empty one. Get more than some of
these guys, and then it's like, you look at the
likes of Darren Waller, what is.

Speaker 1 (41:24):
His say, welcome back, dude. Hey, you want to talk
about taking a year or two off the league?

Speaker 2 (41:28):
Did he get shot? Where was he last year?

Speaker 1 (41:30):
No, he we retired. I got a question, I mean
this honest question.

Speaker 2 (41:35):
We were about to draft him. I got a question.
Where is he playing? I don't even know what team
he's on? He was Giants? Raiders again, well I think, no,
he Raiders. That's where he's these Giants. Nothing like that.

Speaker 1 (41:48):
Well, he was Raiders at the beginning of his career,
then he went to the Giants.

Speaker 2 (41:52):
There was a two year gap where I literally don't
know what happened to him. But he's back.

Speaker 1 (41:56):
No, No, he was out making videos. He got married
to Kelsey, and then they broke up like a week
after their wedding. I don't know exactly what happened, but
I know that I have a system. Got the eleventh pick.
I do know that. Wow, So that's official, that's official.
Jesse is Yeah, he definitely got the eleventh pick. I

(42:17):
just drew his name as we were talking. So I'm
just confused on where he went for two years. And Mike,
did he run out of money? I know he was
trying to become a rapper and he did put out
some good songs, but I don't know why and if
anybody could tell me why him and Kelsey Plumb broke
up because Kelsey Plum basketball player.

Speaker 2 (42:37):
Right good look, yeah, and she's a little feisty though
maybe they got in some flights. What division are you
drawing on? I'm doing batter's box right now. The strategy also,
are we gonna do it in person or not? Last year,
let's be realessin got a little wine drunk. We did
FaceTime and there was a little lag. And when I
say lag, it was like a split tenth of a second.

(42:58):
As an audio guy, really doesn't matter. But I think
that it's better in person. We can just throw crap
at each other real quick, boom and draft somebody. With
all that said, I don't know if he's fighting traffic
tonight to come do the draft in the country. So
I think we may do the same thing again. You
break out the veno, you got the FaceTime and what
are the picks at thirty seconds or a minute?

Speaker 1 (43:19):
One minute? One minute each?

Speaker 2 (43:21):
See that's good. It's usually about a minute of what
what'd you say? You broke up? Okay? So usually we
waste about fifteen seconds of that. But I've stressed this,
and guys, I know a lot of you husbands. You
put your wives names in. Let's be real and you're
running the team, but you want to have two names in.
We're not idiots. We were born tonight. We weren't born
last night. Justin, and I what was my point? I

(43:44):
am calling the shots, but what was my main point?

Speaker 1 (43:46):
Justin?

Speaker 2 (43:47):
I picking people? Oh, I said, Justin, this is fun.
What I learned with the mock drafts is me and
him are yelling at each other. This has gotta be fun.
Why are we doing and we need to be laughing, like, huh,
you're gonna okay, okay, let's at him instead. This is
me and Justed what you're gonna draft? GT. Come on, man,

(44:07):
come on, don't be stupid. Hey man, take your skirt off,
put on some trousers. You're not gonna be an idiot
and draft gent are you? Guys, whether it's you and
your wife, you and your buddy, let's have some fun.
You look back at the draft last year where the
mistakes were made. Oh good god, second through fourth round.
We picked ETN in the second Zach Moss because I

(44:29):
copied somebody else's draft. I copied another test paper. Zach
Moss is dropped from the NFL. He's one of the
worst picks in the history of fantasy football. And we
selected him in the fourth round because I saw somebody
in Batter's Box Division selected him in the second round.

Speaker 1 (44:44):
Well, if it makes you feel better, last year at
TN in one of my auction leagues, I spent forty
four dollars on that guy out of my two hundred
dollars budget, and I'm just like, I sit there today
and I'm like, how was it so bad? He was
so awful that, I mean, I just I wasted forty
four dollars on him. And it came around this year
to like, oh, do you want to keep him? Why

(45:05):
would I want to keep him for forty four dollars.
You can go to an auction draft now and get
him for fifty cents. The dude was gone awful. And
then he has a younger brother and apparently he has
even a younger brother. How many ettns are there, and
I don't even know if they're related.

Speaker 2 (45:19):
They are his younger brothers definitely was playing college ball.
Is he in the NFL now?

Speaker 1 (45:24):
I don't know if he made a team. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (45:26):
But with Justin though Etn every Sunday was brutal watching
this guy because Bigsby stole every carry, every touchdown, and
he was our second round pick. And then I read
these news articles. There was a couple idiots to come
out and said, is this Etn's bounce back year? Excuse me?

(45:49):
Excuse me? Did you not go through what some of
us went through last year? I wouldn't touch Etn with
a ten foot I woontn't. It was a nightmare.

Speaker 1 (46:01):
And then what if you're at number ten? Kathy just
got number ten in batter's box division? Are you gonna
take Etty in there?

Speaker 2 (46:08):
At ten? Isn't gonna be the first round. He's not
gonna be a second round. He's not gonna be a third, fourth, fifth,
or sixth. You can get him in the seventh round.
And then also with Justin, he'll throw crap out because
it's an Ohio State guy. Oh there you go, hey, Buka,
do we need to reach for him in the second Justin?
All these experts are saying he's going like the twelfth round,

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calmed down, we'll be able to get him just fine.
And so it's like I sometimes the training wheels are
still on. I'm teaching him a little bit of the ropes.
Is he a great mind with the Oh? Of course,
of course he brought it last year. His number one
is huge pick and Joku was good. What was his
big pick? Mine was Lamar? Who was his? Who's our

(46:51):
first round? Maybe second third? He made some amazing pick
last Charbonne saved your season.

Speaker 1 (47:01):
Dude, shar Bonnet.

Speaker 2 (47:03):
But then he got put second string and so then
it overall didn't really pan out. But at to start
he did give us some big weeks. So and then
in joke who he was up down hurt, you know.

Speaker 1 (47:15):
And Djoku had I mean every year, he's gonna be
the best tight end on the planet every year, every
freaking year. And never does it pan out because you
know why, because he's not a freaking Massous, So he
doesn't know what to do, Like he doesn't know how
to Deshaun Watson's not there. He's got Joe Flacco, he's
got who else played quarterback for the Browns last year.

(47:39):
I don't even know their name, Sean Massus No, but
there was other quarterbacks that they had. It's just like,
what are we doing?

Speaker 2 (47:44):
Lee? Hunley, probably like Brill Pepper's or some.

Speaker 1 (47:48):
Guy or Kenny Pickett or or something like that.

Speaker 2 (47:51):
People's junior people, People's Donovan. No, it was like a
three name guy.

Speaker 1 (47:58):
Oh sky Walker, Johnny Walker. He played in the XLFL.

Speaker 2 (48:05):
Cromwell Pierce.

Speaker 1 (48:07):
Who is Cromwell Pierce?

Speaker 2 (48:09):
I don't know is a guy with three names?

Speaker 1 (48:11):
Okay, here we go. I mean I did this thing forever.
I am. This is the worst pot ever. But that's okay.
We're getting it done and all right, there we go.

Speaker 2 (48:21):
So guys, if we do what are we doing? However
many rounds tonight? I expected to last about an hour?

Speaker 1 (48:27):
Yeah, I would say, man, that's crazy. All right, all right,
here we go. In the Batter's Box division, you got
Stacy with the twelfth pick, Jesse eleventh pick, Kathy ten,
Carl nine, Tyler eight, Jared seven, Brayden six, Lindsey four,
Luisa three, Abby two. So let's hit it between It's

(48:53):
between Lena and batters Box for the number one pick.

Speaker 2 (48:56):
Here we go. You don't even want number one, guys,
it is really I know football this year. You don't
even want the number one.

Speaker 1 (49:02):
It is between them too, for the number one pick.
And I want to say congratulations to batters Box. You
have the fifth overall pick. Lena drafted at the top
of the draft in batters Box Division.

Speaker 2 (49:15):
Five is a good spot, I believe, And this is
just my opinion. You guys might have experts you listen
to and I don't know if we need another break.

Speaker 1 (49:21):
Yeah, but after you talk about this, Yeah, But guys,
I don't think this is one of the ones where
there's a clear cut number one. There's absolutely no clear cut.
I have no idea if I have the number one pick,
no idea.

Speaker 2 (49:33):
Who I would take. The only thing I think that
sucks is like nine through twelve. Other than that, you
kind of want to be towards the middle, the extremes.
But then you get that you're gonna get that back
to back pick. You'll probably have two solid I mean,
you probably get a Christian McCaffrey and another solid running back.
If you're eleven or twelve, people just don't do they
want to take the risk on McCaffrey this year. It's

(49:54):
like it's one of the feast or famine risk reward.
It's one of those I would actually take him. I
really would take him, justin being the medical, trained professional
that he is. He is all against Christian McCaffrey. He
will not touch him with a ten foot And Derrick Henry. Guys,
let's be really played in Tennessee when we moved here.
I mean, this is his ninth tenth season. But you

(50:16):
know what, those legs keep a trucking and rumbling, rumblin rumbling.
He's gonna get the thousand yards, he's gonna get the
ten touchdowns, he's gonna get a ton of receptions. But
those are some old legs. He's a journeyman.

Speaker 1 (50:30):
And we'll take a break. We'll be right back.

Speaker 2 (50:33):
Pause it started.

Speaker 1 (50:37):
Okay, dude, all right, we did it. We did it
all off because Ray was tired of carrying the show.
I apologize, uh in the Ray and justin division. The
number twelve pick Reggie Trotter, I thought that was us.

Speaker 2 (50:51):
Nope, I just bash it. And that's the one we get.

Speaker 1 (50:54):
Number eleven, Cody Herman, number ten, fine with it. Number ten,
Arnold Bailey.

Speaker 2 (51:05):
Oh you want to win this division, you come and
get in making pints.

Speaker 1 (51:12):
Number nine Hayley w.

Speaker 2 (51:16):
I'm fine with whatever happens from here on out. I
actually don't want number one.

Speaker 1 (51:20):
Number eight Dustin forty, Dustin for E number seven, Gavin
Gavin Hasburg, Gavin Hosburg, the number two pick, the number
two pick, Sean Rojas, Sean Rojas, the number six pick.

Speaker 2 (51:46):
Why'd you jump to two?

Speaker 1 (51:48):
Number six pick? Megan Shepherd Webberley the number five pick,
the number five pick, Steven Beg the number three pick,

(52:12):
number three, Hayley bergeron Kerani, I don't want number one,
the number one pick, the number one pick.

Speaker 2 (52:25):
We don't want number one?

Speaker 1 (52:28):
What read it? Austin Blake, Lacey Ray and Justin the
number four pick in the draft.

Speaker 2 (52:43):
That could be deadly though.

Speaker 1 (52:44):
In the lunchbox division, the number two pick goes to
Ron Youngren the number three pick, Lexi Rodriguez, Number four,
Michael Gardner, number five, David Dong number six, Taylor Callaway.

(53:08):
Oh maybe his name's Tyler. Sorry, I can't write Tyler
Tyler McGuire number seven, Nope, No, it was definitely Taylor.
Where's Taylor? Where's Taylor? Taylor Middler? Middler?

Speaker 2 (53:27):
There you are?

Speaker 1 (53:28):
Taylor Middler with a six pick, Number seven, Ashlynd Harris,
number eight, Brooks Brooks, Where are you? Brooks Brooks Trio? Trio?
Then number nine Bryce Wigs, number ten, Craig Myers.

Speaker 2 (53:51):
Okay, which ones are left?

Speaker 1 (53:53):
We have one, eleven and twelve.

Speaker 2 (53:55):
You can't be one. You can't be one.

Speaker 1 (54:00):
The twelfth pick, the twelfth plit pick, Tyler McGuire.

Speaker 2 (54:05):
B number one in your own fantasy football, and the
number one pick. It really doesn't matter. It's not a
clear cut number one this year.

Speaker 1 (54:17):
I know the number one pick, and this is not
rigged in any way. You were in here with me
when I did it. Cody Grubbs. Cody Grubbs number one,
lunchbox drafted number eleven.

Speaker 2 (54:29):
That's fine. You're gonna get two solid running backs. You're
gonna get McCaffrey or Genet or Henry. I haven't been
I haven't been this low in any of my drafts.
I've done fifty mock drafts. I know exactly who your
team will be. You're gonna have McCaffrey, you're gonna have
the likes of You're gonna have an Etn, You're gonna
have a Terry McLaurin. You're gonna get a good guy
like uh a DK Metcalf. You're gonna then get a Bowers.

(54:53):
You'll you'll be able to touch on Bowers a little bit.
Your quarterback's gonna be Bo Nicks. You're then gonna come
back and a nice little ridley. It's gonna be a
good team. You'll like your team good.

Speaker 1 (55:04):
I can't wait. Man, You're gonna have a great team
at four. I haven't drafted at four, and my other
draft I was number three in your spot. So I
don't know, but uh, can we talk college football a
little bit? This weekend watched the arch Manning. He thought
he was playing cricket where you're supposed to bounce the
ball when you're pitching it like he you know, you
bounce it off the turf. He did that a lot.

(55:24):
I don't know if Sarkesian was scared to let him
throw the ball, but it was like the dude was
like a little kid, and he was scared to let
him out and play. Dude, you got this brand new car,
let him room room, open it up. They weren't throwing
the ball anywhere. Maybe it was Ohio State's defense. Arch
Manning I think will be fine. He made a couple
of good throws, but hey, crossing routes got it. He's

(55:45):
not used to that speed. I guess because every one
of them was behind the receiver.

Speaker 2 (55:48):
Have you seen those clips floating around X?

Speaker 1 (55:51):
Oh my god, hey the company?

Speaker 2 (55:56):
Whatever high school you went to, because the only schools
they played were Little Sister, the poor. These kids were
out of shape and so slow. Arch did whatever he wanted.
Supposedly it was like three A. So it was real
small schools. And they put that clip on the.

Speaker 1 (56:10):
Internet on X on Twitter, don't call it X, and
it was like, that's really that little fat kid running
after arch mating. I'm like, that is what he was
playing against. No wonder, he looked like a world beater.
No wonder he was the number one quarterback recruit. Was
that game unwatchable? It was kind of bad, right, Both

(56:31):
offenses were really really bad. And another thing the tush
push with arch Maning, get it out of your playbook.
The dude is so skinny, he doesn't know how to
get low. He almost got his neck snap. They got
it though, No, not on the end zone, not on
the goal line. They did not on that one. They
did on the second effort. They did it twice. It
looked terrible both times. Arch Manning is not a tush pusher.

Speaker 2 (56:53):
It was fourteen nothing and we go justin Hey, we're
good to get in the uber. We get in the
uber fourteen seven, getting close to fourteen fourarantine and we
told Justin it was a lock, so we got him
to get in the uber. It got a little interesting
at the end. It didn't know he got to the
bar just in time to red door for him to
see the last play.

Speaker 1 (57:11):
I mean, but yeah, there was that one. On that
last drive, arch Manning had Mango or Mingo Flamingo, I
don't know. He was going across Wingo man, Oh Wingo,
try Wingo's son, and he was running and I mean,
if he hits him and stride the dude's got twenty
yards of green grass, throws it behind him. Game over.

Speaker 2 (57:29):
But then to make it fourteen seven, he lined a
caid the end zone.

Speaker 1 (57:33):
That was a drop. He dropped a dime. Yeah, and
then on the left sideline on one he dropped one in.

Speaker 2 (57:37):
But I don't understand Ohio State guys, when they put
the blanket over that one receiver tackled him, kidnapped him,
and threw him in the dumpster. And it wasn't impassive
a fearence. Justin, Dude, Justin was like, that wasn't a penalty.

Speaker 1 (57:50):
I'm like, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (57:50):
We don't got sound on, but I don't see any laundry.
We look around, there's no penalties.

Speaker 1 (57:56):
That was weird. And I thought the Texas guy, they
were like, oh glad he tackled him out. I thought
they just got their feet tangled. But maybe I'm crazy.
And he was running down the sideline and he his trip.
But it was a brutal game. It was a brutal
game Ohio State. The defenses looked good. Both quarterbacks looked
a little shaky. I understand, you know, first dire name,
but when you're supposed to be a world beater, that

(58:17):
ain't it. And Alabama guess what happened when Sabin left
and and I Saban left at the right time because
Nil has changed everything. They don't have the money to
pay for everybody like these other schools, and it shows
they are not good.

Speaker 2 (58:32):
And Castellanos even said, he goes, hey, I don't see
anybody on this team stopping me.

Speaker 1 (58:37):
You don't have Nick Saban to save you.

Speaker 2 (58:39):
We go I hate that all my stories start with
bar and end with bar. But we go to John
Daly's bar. It's a Florida State bar.

Speaker 1 (58:46):
Question.

Speaker 2 (58:46):
I thought he's in Arkansas.

Speaker 1 (58:47):
How awesome is the bar?

Speaker 2 (58:51):
And so anyways, and then it's basically Dogwood with John
Daly's name on it. Okay, but they catered only to
Florida State. Every TV in the whole bar was Florida State.
Is that a good business model? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (59:05):
You probably have a lot of Florida State alumni. So
their official alumni bar is that. So you can watch
that game and you know you're gonna get business.

Speaker 2 (59:11):
Yeah, you couldn't see anything else there?

Speaker 1 (59:13):
Was it crowded?

Speaker 2 (59:14):
Yeah, it was crazy, That's what I'm saying. But we
left when it was zero zero, so we didn't get
to see it go crazy. We shouldn't have left that bar. Hey,
we got walked in there. We're like, why would we
watch this with Florida State people? They're gonna get waxed.
I saw the score the next morning. I guess that
place probably burnt to the ground. Those people are going nuts.

Speaker 1 (59:32):
Yeah, and then who else was good? Cape Club Nicks sucked?

Speaker 2 (59:37):
It was I took a picture. If we wanted to
do just a little whip around, Yeah, we can know
whip around Boise State and us. Hey, hey, I said
last year that that quarterback. I watched him twice. He
was terrible. I think they're gonna go with the other kid.

Speaker 1 (59:49):
They have to, because he sucks. I mean, he is
so bad. I don't even know his name.

Speaker 2 (59:54):
But the thing is, you don't even understand the college
football playoff system. One of those teams has to get
in from those five terrible conferences, from the AMAC, the
American one of those dog crap teams with the best
record in the division that wins the conferences to get
I understands the highest rank, but it's like Toledo, Tulane
or Boise State will get in.

Speaker 1 (01:00:13):
That was bad. It was bad, And so then we
had Baylor Auburn. Baylor got pushed around. Auburn looked, you know, decent.

Speaker 2 (01:00:20):
Jackson the kid from Oklahoma, Texas, Ohio State.

Speaker 1 (01:00:25):
We talked about it, I mean Ohio State, I mean
Texas will be fine. I guess I just I wasn't
impressed with arch Manning and his throat, his little warm up,
like were his shoulders hurting because he was like doing
his shoulders and his aren't throwing motion looked a little
cock eyed. I didn't think it looked all that good.
I mean, not that I'm ana know how to throw
a football great, but didn't look like that's how you
want to throw a football.

Speaker 2 (01:00:44):
Man Alabama Florida State.

Speaker 1 (01:00:47):
Alabama got rolled. I mean absolutely, I mean they got
dominated from the jump.

Speaker 2 (01:00:51):
LSU Clemson.

Speaker 1 (01:00:53):
I didn't watch it, but the highlights I saw Kate
Clebne sucked.

Speaker 2 (01:00:57):
Yeah, well, I mean nuts Myer's now the favorite to
win Heisman. LSU kid Okay, And then LSU has some
guy receiver tight end that's like six' eight jump five
feet in the.

Speaker 1 (01:01:06):
Air saw some pictures on or some videos On, twitter
so find.

Speaker 2 (01:01:09):
Him and Then South Carolina Virginia tech that Leonoras sellers
boy can run and he can. Throw then they watch
HIS nfl number one draft. Pick then watch it boring.
Game don't really care about either, Team Notre dame THE.

Speaker 1 (01:01:24):
U Carson beck looked pretty. Good it was dropping some
balls in, there but he got lucky on that one
receiver that made the one handed catch that should have
been an. Interception SO i, mean, yes they scored a
touchdown on an amazing, catch but bad decision By Carson.
Beck but he looked.

Speaker 2 (01:01:38):
Decent and THEN i Saw Squirrel, white so now you,
learn oh that's why they were able to make that long.
Completion they stole the guy from the, balls and now
he plays for THE u And carson back throws the
SQUIRREL A, WELL.

Speaker 1 (01:01:48):
I hate tell you every player on every team played
for a different. School like when you hear they're, like
this guy transferred me, Here, like, guys we don't need
to go over his transfer, list just say he's here,
now because there's too many people that, transfer everyone of.

Speaker 2 (01:01:59):
THEM i did some other SCHOOL Tcu North. Carolina Uh
belichick and his wife.

Speaker 1 (01:02:04):
Girlfriend oh, boy, man that's.

Speaker 2 (01:02:06):
Bad, well then why didn't you tell people to bet
the other?

Speaker 1 (01:02:09):
Way, NO i didn't. KNOW i Thought Bill belichick was
gonna have them buttoned up and they were gonna be,
awesome BECAUSE i guess they just don't have ANY i
guess they're just not. Talented jordan left at. Halftime, YEAH
i understand, Why Uh hudson Or Michael?

Speaker 2 (01:02:22):
Jordan you Know Michael?

Speaker 1 (01:02:23):
Okay because, yeah and then.

Speaker 2 (01:02:26):
Uh The, valls, Dude, god they.

Speaker 1 (01:02:28):
LOOK i didn't se. HIM i didn't see him. Play
they were Playing. Syracuse, hey you know who. Sucked i'll
tell you he. SUCKED i stayed up and watched the
first quarter of that.

Speaker 2 (01:02:38):
Game that dude.

Speaker 1 (01:02:40):
SUCKS i thought he sucked At tennessee when we went
to the, game AND i sat on the side road
for four, hours AND i think he sucks now AND
i THINK ucla is in for a long.

Speaker 2 (01:02:48):
Season dude. Sucked karma is a. THING i, mean he
had to have bad karma coming at. Him they got
waxed wax and, then, uh But Joey aguilera keep Calling
Hi Christina aguilere On. Saturday his strong quarterback for the
falls and he can. Run. Really he was hiding at
some other high school and then he was hiding AT

(01:03:09):
ucla and then he. Came yeah it was a. War
trade didn't know, that but he launched Some, okay BUT
i got to learn the names of the wide receiving
core because everybody. Left bruce McCoy's, Gone Squirrel white went
south To South.

Speaker 1 (01:03:23):
Beach, YEAH i didn't See kansas ploy. Man they Played
wagner or something that.

Speaker 2 (01:03:28):
Watched your quarterback has got like ten touchdowns, already Yea Jaylee.

Speaker 1 (01:03:32):
Daniels, yeah, well and then A utsa hung with The
TEXAS a and M AGGIS i, mean we we we
we played.

Speaker 2 (01:03:37):
Well but what you don't UNDERSTAND. Utsa one of those
teams has to get in per the. Rules, yeah because
they're in the Me, act they're in The Mountain, west
they're in the what are they The american they're in The,
swack they're in the, crack they're in the sun, belt Sun.
Belt one of those teams has to get in the
highest ranked right, NOW a, ten it's two. LANE a

(01:03:59):
ten's not one of, them AND pac ten isn't even a.

Speaker 1 (01:04:01):
Conference, Yeah pack. Twelve, YEAH i don't really understand. That
so only two. Teams so Can Oregon state not get?

Speaker 2 (01:04:07):
IN i don't think either can get in unless they
go fifteen and.

Speaker 1 (01:04:10):
Oh It's Oregon state and Who stanford Or slamford in
the big Ten.

Speaker 2 (01:04:13):
Oregon state And Idaho state or something In Washington. State that's.
It there's two teams in the back twelve and.

Speaker 1 (01:04:20):
They can't get. In Texas state can get, in, right
they're gonna IT'S. Utsa, okay all, right? Right how long
has this? Been man hour and? Five, okay take a.
Break we're right back and we're. Back uh, yeah but
let's go. Home It's, Monday, no It's. Tuesday so now
we'll do a pot On thursday where we're Skipping. Wednesday.
Guys we wanted to bring you a pod since we've

(01:04:40):
been gone for so, long so much talk about and
we'll do a pot On thursday to kick off, football
and then we'll do One. Friday that's. IT i don't
know anything.

Speaker 2 (01:04:48):
Else, man next, year if we're still, around we can't
do the drawing on the. Air, better let's just do
it at your. House, okay we can do it on the.
Air this needs to be an actual. Podcast IF i
was a trucker AND i turned it on and you
were just reading names with numbers one through, TWELVE i mean.

Speaker 1 (01:05:10):
Trying to.

Speaker 2 (01:05:10):
Think was there something else that happened at the? Bars? Man,
oh our uber, driver.

Speaker 1 (01:05:17):
We're all.

Speaker 2 (01:05:17):
Drunk we get up at the gas. Station we got
in a lottery pool with our uber. Driver thank god we,
lost BECAUSE i Told justin And baser we would have
been legally tied To, tammy some sixty year old In
Indian lake for the rest of our lives because of
this lottery. Pool she goes into the gas station with,

(01:05:40):
us we all shake hands and each invest our money
in and said that we'll all split the, money and
it was video. RECORDED i would have been tied to
a sixty year old woman having to build her a wheelchair,
ramp making sure she's not. Dying that were included in the,
will making sure she's not fleecing us for the rest
of our. Lives but it.

Speaker 1 (01:06:01):
Would have been worth it for six hundred million dollars
seven hundred eight hundred million. Dollars it would have been
worth you And tammy being the best of friends Having
thanksgiving dinner And tammy eating the turkey at your. Table
it would be worth.

Speaker 2 (01:06:13):
It baser. Goes On, monday she had a text From
tammy And tammy wanted to know if we're all in.

Speaker 1 (01:06:17):
Again we don't, Know.

Speaker 2 (01:06:21):
Tammy and that's, funny that's really.

Speaker 1 (01:06:26):
Funny she tells Something monday one over back. Again that's.
Funny good follow up By. Tammy, Tammy, hey good looking
out man's that's that's. Brutal, yeah we should just do
a separate. Pot i'll be more. Organized we won't wait
till the last minute the day of the draft drawing.
Names that's so. Stupid and then did you see the

(01:06:47):
broadcast last? Night Kurt herbstreet had his dog in the, booth,
like what what are we?

Speaker 2 (01:06:51):
Doing WHEN i heard they also had a. Gaff they
came back from. Commercial herbstreet, goes, oh this is. Bad all,
right back at the game here The North carolina and.
You but he said he was saying that to his.
Producer what his producer was joking about was. Bad he,
said you guys taking stuff out of.

Speaker 1 (01:07:12):
Context oh that that makes more. Sense that makes.

Speaker 2 (01:07:14):
Sense congrats To Lee corso.

Speaker 1 (01:07:16):
Man pretty.

Speaker 2 (01:07:16):
Cool they all put on The Lee corso.

Speaker 1 (01:07:18):
Heads oh did they? REALLY i don't.

Speaker 2 (01:07:19):
Know it was. Cool WHAT i loved is they All
they did it over the loud speaker at The Ohio State,
stadium so he was able to say the.

Speaker 1 (01:07:28):
Picks AND i know that they. Did The fox joined
in WITH espn because they knew no one was Watching,
fox AND i didn't watch. IT i just felt it
so awkward to Watch Lee corso l these last few,
years SO i don't even tune.

Speaker 2 (01:07:44):
In and as he was given his, pick they hurried.
Him they gave him the wrap. Up he had like
five seconds and then they, cut.

Speaker 1 (01:07:54):
Let's cut this that? Suck was he just rumbling?

Speaker 2 (01:07:58):
Stumbling, no they didn't time it out. Perfectly reese is
LIKE u seventy year. Tradition we are here At reese
just get To lee's making the. Pick he put the
headset on the headgear. On kirk decided to give a
one minute AND promptu. Speech they had no time For,
LEE i, mean the game had to get. Started the
ball almost Hit lee in the head when they kicked
off