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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Choosing check. Oh there is check check check check. I'm
testing all of them. Checkchecking. You would be to you
would be talk to me.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Over the middle of the swift yep, I.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Got you right there, swift yo, Yo, Yeah, I got
everybody cool?
Speaker 3 (00:17):
False start you idiot.
Speaker 4 (00:20):
Hey guys, we are live.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
We are live.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
I got cans. You want cans? Since you to listen,
I don't.
Speaker 4 (00:25):
Hear about I don't care.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
We're live.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
We are live at the Pitt's compound.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
We are live too, dude.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Chiefs Chargers Friday night.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Footballs are looking Why.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
This is kind of nuts, just like demanding boys, except
they have viewers.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
They have people that care.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
They have people entertained by their nonsense. And now, oh man,
a right first and fifteen if you're following up, is
that Joe ju jue Jow's not down? Take a four
free yarder?
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Still got that?
Speaker 5 (00:56):
What about it?
Speaker 1 (00:57):
A little bit of that?
Speaker 4 (00:57):
That's amazing that you guys are homeless?
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Why receivers, you're still good?
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (01:01):
Did you you sound like you said super Bowl trophies?
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (01:05):
I will say this and I won't say depleted. I
just say we haven't had a shiny gold show off
wide receiver corps for any of our Super Bowl trophies.
I mean, I guess you can argue, I don't think
Tyree I was gonna say, but that's not that's not
your whole core.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
What I mean, that's Hollywood Brown. I forgot to even
plays football.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Lost.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
This guy Thornton, I've never even heard of him.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Six and a half in the first seven to zero,
as Pitts would call them the San Diego Chargers.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Well, I mean I realized, oh down, not even what happened?
Is there a flag?
Speaker 4 (01:40):
Flag man? Just a bath throw?
Speaker 3 (01:42):
We're gonna learn some of these B squad guys. Thornton.
Where where did this kid come out of?
Speaker 2 (01:47):
I will tell you this, though Betty came out of
as ball as Vagina. It probably did, probably in Alabama.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Probably a trend veteran quarterback, though we've seen it time
and time again. He brings these boys to a to
a better level. Like you say, he turns them elite
because they not might not you know, have all that
in him, But he works with him in the off season,
develops that.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Yeah, he worked with Xavier Worthy and you know what happened,
Kelsey got mad at it. We knocked you out of
the game.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
We haven't got a final report on that.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Well, I saw him, dude, he had the towel over
his head. He dislocated his shoulder. Optimist is why fantasy
is stupid. Tell you why fantasy football Xavi uh No,
wonder he cared well and not not not in the
sore losers. But I'm just saying anybody that drafted Xavier Worthy, like,
that's why when is.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
He a high draft pick?
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Well, yes, I mean he's the fastest, He's the fast round.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
I mean he's the number one the city wide receiver.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
I know fastest isn't always the most important, but I
think he had the when he didn't he set the
record at the combine, like a record for I don't
want to sound like I think he truly may have
set a record when he rolled his eyes.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
What sucks is that's why everybody like fantasy. I'm good
at fantasy. You have to be so lucky to win fantasy.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
At the same time, I get it, I played. This
is a big down. We've got We've got three lined up.
Nobody's on Kelsey. Kelsey's got a free Kelsey's got a
freak Kelsey. There's nobody there.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Oh, my god, let me tell you that is Hollywood
Brown for you. That listen when he was with the
freaking Ray Ravens, he do that crap, another thing, fantasy.
He pays it to them, that dumb ass all the time.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Msha, it's bad. Hey, that's not me, dude, it's the
South Paul one hundred percent.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
It's on you, brother, quarterback hit the patch, pimp.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Stadium sucks ass.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
Yeah, it's really not cool.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
I thought it was going to be domed.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
I did too.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
It looks like the Nashville South soccer game.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
It does look like that. Okay, okay, you down reason GUYSA.
That guy that took those awful false allegations at Buffalo,
we were lucky to have him. He's like the face,
he's like the.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Funder of God or something.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Yeah, and he's a stud. And I guess all that
stuff was false.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Brother, what do you say?
Speaker 5 (04:14):
I guess I'm gonna clear the guy.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
What did you How did you prepare for the game?
Did you go to do the fingers in the whiskey today? Brother?
Speaker 1 (04:20):
I did you know? I've been good, To be quite
honest with you, I do need a little something from
drink a little bit, but did you do any marijuana?
But absolutely, We'll be right back. No, Bob, I got.
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Speaker 3 (05:36):
It's probably like drinking I'd say comparable. So these you're
drinking like five percent on a white claw. You know
what's that? What's a four percent and neutral? It's like that?
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Okay, Well, speaking of of of fun stuff, you talk
about percentage in alcohol nobody. I was talking to a
buddy about this the other day. Growing up, we had
three two beer. You had to go to the liquor
store to get the real beer. If you bought beer
to gas station. Again, if you're it's not beer, bring
it up. If you're not from there, it's foreign to you,
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you buy a beer at a gas station, it's three
point two percent alcohol per can.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
Wow, in Kansas.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
I've been gone twenty years, so I'm not Yes, that.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
Was before the Clinton administration.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
So that's why if you ever hear the term three
to two beer, we would have to go. They'll be like, hey,
you want to go drug? I got three two beer?
Speaker 2 (06:24):
This show speed guy? Why does he not play football?
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Hey? You got people listening, They can't see this. What
are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Who is this guy? What? What you're learning is there's
a lot of streamers, undiscovered people out there.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
That's well, his name has something to do with d
because his YouTube is destroying de to speed.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
It's the same thing with that guy, that Ashton Hall
guy that ended up doing the ice bath and the
eating the banana peel. He how did he not make
it in the league? Well, you see, he's not He's fast,
but he's not NFL fast, whereas speed speed's probably good
for D.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
One but you know, oh yeah, throw it away.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
He was about to get safety.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
Yeah, we got five five five left in the first
Herbert at the one yard line. If the Chiefs are
gonna make Hay not a country reference in the country,
they need to make Hay right now.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Points and I don't think you do. We're we're about
seven minutes in three podcast to you. But I will
say this.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
These people both think we're bull crying about the corn.
He saw the corn.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
I saw the corn man. I did not know there
was this much corn out here. I thought Rays was
making that craft. You guys still have you live with
corn dome?
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Girl? What ye tell him? No, we got ridy Carson Steel,
I don't know that. What about Let's give up, Let's
give up the most important five.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
What about Xavier Worthy? You guys still got you might.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Too soon.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
But hey, rosh Rice, where is he?
Speaker 7 (07:51):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (07:51):
Suspended me?
Speaker 3 (07:53):
He's going to Conky? Would you've got a Conkie?
Speaker 1 (07:55):
He's coming.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
I wanted him.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
I am the Cokay, this will bring some stuff up.
I see a Patriots fan and an Eagles fan Brazil.
These people are the pause. They're not real. Those are
handed out uniforms.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Out that crap. The game is seriously flexing. He had
the Eagles Super Bowl patch, the l I X, the
one we just got dusted in. Oh yeah, God a
scrimmage Pamp get him, Drew tr get him. Drew Trank
will let him know who you are.
Speaker 5 (08:23):
But resigned.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
But what I'm saying is those people aren't really fans
of that team. When they're walking into the stadium, the
NFL hands them that crap. There's no man, there's that
many people in Brazil a crap about.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Here's here's where I disagree with you. I'll say second
and third tier, maybe first level. Bro, that's probably their team.
Speaker 5 (08:41):
You think random fans are getting four rows back?
Speaker 4 (08:44):
Yes I do.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
I mean that they had Seahawks gear in the first level,
like what are we talking about?
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Who just tripped me? To Ourize? It was in Brazil.
It was like I saw the Eagles and a Patriots.
What are you doing?
Speaker 3 (08:56):
I got a fun game for brother, if you guys
want to play it. Yeah, it's pretty quick.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Love it go. I'm gonna lose, brob.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Oh, Bro, what did you stow for top quarterbacks? How
much money they're making this year? Patrick Mahomes, I had
the exact amount.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Bro, this is a complete guess.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
Well, I can give you somebody to compare it to.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
I'm gonna say he took a cut. I'm gonna guess.
I'm gonna guess the Cats making sixty million.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Forty five million, sixty million is Dak Prescott?
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Well, I mean I was truly guessing. So I really
think Mahomes.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
I really think Mahomes is on Dak's level.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
The hell no, Bro, Burrow is at fifty five.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Fifty five million.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
Who is Burrow?
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Burrow?
Speaker 3 (09:38):
He's number one. I'm not arguing Josh Allen fifty five.
Speaker 5 (09:41):
I just need to see something from Burrow.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
I'm not hating on him. I didn't even say I'm
not even judging him last year because I like Burrow.
I think he's a stud.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
But I think he came on our podcast a few
years ago and he had the greatest idea. Even though
the salary cap is so stupid, not real because they
just turned it into signing most of all this, the
quarterbacks should have their own separate like salary cap.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
The quarterbacks, you say, yeah, they should.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Be on a separate salary cap.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
You can just get around it like Balmer did and
with the Clippers in Kawhi plant some trees, start a
tree farm. Man.
Speaker 4 (10:10):
Hey, did you see Dana White?
Speaker 3 (10:11):
Though?
Speaker 4 (10:11):
Man?
Speaker 3 (10:12):
What'd he say?
Speaker 4 (10:12):
He owes some casino twenty five million dollars?
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Okay, how do you owe any Probably the win he
goes there all the time, red Rock, I don't know
which one was.
Speaker 5 (10:21):
I saw it on it.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
If you can afford to owe somebody twenty five million dollars,
wouldn't you all agree that you don't need to be
gambling period? Like that's that's a problem.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
Well, the thing with Dana White is it's sad. You'll
hear the reports to we won a million, only won
a million. You don't necessarily always hear this report that
he lost twenty four million. If you watch this dude
play he'll be down three million, play all night and
get it back, even win one hundred grand, and then
they'll print the article one one hundred grand. They don't
tell you in the article he was down.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
He was a millionaire for sixteen hours.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
But it's Dana White. And then he's got the He's
got these buddies too. They get down at the casino
and they hit him up. Hey can I get a loan?
Can I get a marker for five hundred thousand?
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Those are the buddies.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
They've still hang because.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
They're yeah, junkies, junk But I would just I mean.
Speaker 5 (11:04):
If you if you make I mean, well.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
We all agree though, I mean, good god, dude, Like
if you have I mean, what's the what are you
trying to attain? Well, it's the what is the threshold
for you to get that feeling, to get you excited?
Speaker 1 (11:19):
What is it? Like I'm saying, if you're for to
lose my wife is naked, I get excited. Yeah, for real,
that's free.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
You don't have to pull a lever or nothing brother
to get a.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
Brother one thousand. That'll give you a little bit of
a boner.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
So for Dana, it's a million. I'm sure, he's got
this Barkley syndrome, like, hey, man, get off your phone,
live life.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Yeah, dude, you're on you're on the you're on the
TVK the hell.
Speaker 5 (11:50):
Is that is a Brazilian soccer player?
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Correct?
Speaker 4 (11:53):
Oh my god, you don't know who is?
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Oh my god, no it wasn't it hit the ground, dingus.
Get up, you're energy. Run to the tail, run run
to the parking lot.
Speaker 5 (12:03):
The play was over.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Dick knows you're not going to get a flag. Get
off the field.
Speaker 5 (12:07):
What a loser? Number two twenty six? Who you throwing to?
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Patty?
Speaker 3 (12:10):
Hey, I got ground?
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Hit the ground, hit the ground, hit the ground. He
did not catch that ball?
Speaker 3 (12:16):
Hey, oh my god, he hit the ground.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Where hit the ground right when he when he first
got it, the rest right in front of his face.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Let him wait, let him waste a time out.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
They're not overturning that harball was listening in the truck.
Oh they got lucky. They called the play.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
We're getting absolutely slaughtered. Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
What was the line?
Speaker 4 (12:39):
Three and a half.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
Well they're down seven.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Yeah, because I think yeah, in Brazil, I think they
only do one quarter. That's right. Yeah, I don't know
where the first possession.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
It's literally humping the ground.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Yeah, bro, Like, what does ground mean to you? That's ground?
That ball hit the ground and then came up. He
can't play it off his little half blue as jersey.
That matches the fake grass that ain't?
Speaker 3 (13:03):
Is that fake? We know, we know, we know corn
real grass.
Speaker 5 (13:06):
So everything's fake.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
When you order QVC, does that ship hold up?
Speaker 3 (13:09):
I'll tell you what. You go down to the Supermarcado
and they're down there dancing.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
That ain't side arm side arm to a receiver that's
not fucking there yet. Good Ness, man, what are we
are off? What do we do in summer camp?
Speaker 2 (13:23):
I'll say you man, you gott gay?
Speaker 1 (13:26):
No dude number three or two he's got two kids,
two dogs, or three dogs, two kids, three wives. He's
got something rocking. He's fine.
Speaker 5 (13:35):
But Kelsey changed.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
But I haven't even seen Kelsey other than destroying our
wide receivers.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Hey, the biggest hit of the game.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
That's a tough hit, dude, I got two more for
you guys, Right, Why do we keep throwing that justin Herbert?
Speaker 4 (13:49):
Well, you don't have anybody else to throw it to.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
Man, If Patty's making forty five million, how much is
justin Herbert making a good What did you say if
he's making forty five million, how much is justin Herbert making?
I would think forty one million, that's not the case,
or fifty two million. Here's one final one, Amari and Hampton,
the running back for the San Diego Chargers. He is
(14:13):
making one hundred thousand, four point five million.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
But would you he was the first round pick? Yes,
that's my fault. I don't see look at these, there's
no way these are all these faiths.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Would you agree though that I just saw that those
Steelers jerseys might be the ugliest throwback jerseys in the
history of the NFL. There's no yes, there is no
appeal to those great Yeah, hey, give it to the
guy that has gone absolutely nobody on him.
Speaker 7 (14:39):
Chunk oh, okay, okay.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
He's just such a smart player. Fifteen McConkey knocked the
ball out of bounds. It's going to be a party though.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
Yeah, but that's called illegal batting.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
Yeah, but that's a smart place, such a smart turned
the fucking ball over.
Speaker 5 (14:55):
Heads up playing. You know where he went to school,
probably Kansas, not Georgia.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
Damn.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
He got to the NFL fast he's a good lad.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
He is a bad McConkey. You just don't find the
bad mconkey's.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
Like that was a hit, They're like, nice catch. Dumb ass.
Way to lose it though, five seconds and we're never
to you again.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
Full back, Okay, can't do that, Carl Seffer's why is
it still a first down?
Speaker 3 (15:17):
It's like a one yard penalty.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Put them back in the end zone? Does that put
him back in the en zone? That's fine, though, we're
getting the ball loose. We'll take that. Let's keep doing it.
Let's keep doing it till the offense is clicking, because
right now we look like some legos missing pieces.
Speaker 4 (15:30):
How many are I don't know.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
I don't know what you get for a legal batting,
but let's see where it was where.
Speaker 4 (15:35):
It went out of bounds?
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Is it fifteen from where he bat I would assume.
Speaker 3 (15:39):
That that's the fans in South Paula. They should know the.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
Penalty two yards before that.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
I gotta give him where you were. None of those
fans are cheering.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
I can't hear a single one of them.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
Wait, why did dumb ass bat that out? If they
just lost like twenty yards.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Because they would have can somebody get a hand in
his face.
Speaker 3 (15:59):
Oh ye, lamb love to ghost of.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
The corpse.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
I thought he was in a body bag.
Speaker 4 (16:10):
Yeah, he was resurrected.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
Dude.
Speaker 5 (16:12):
He still looks like a football player, except right there.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
But finger my favorite.
Speaker 3 (16:16):
He's dropping the ball to see they're.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
Not doing the jugs.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
Keenan Allen drops? Who is the Chiefs guy would drop?
Speaker 1 (16:24):
City? We don't need to talk about that.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
Oh yeah, we do, Hollywood Brown.
Speaker 5 (16:27):
Yeah, that was so last possession.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
We're still rocking.
Speaker 5 (16:31):
First quarter down seven, Vegas loves it.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
That's fine.
Speaker 3 (16:33):
Is that a Maria?
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Get the guy with the ball, appreciate it, Thank you
very much. It's gonna be a field goal game unless
we get blown out.
Speaker 3 (16:40):
Naji Harris literally doesn't play seventeen. He has at halftime
he got firework.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
Got firework, dude, or I'm gonna pour more whiskey. Come on,
Nick Bolton, does he look slow? Does anybody else?
Speaker 3 (16:52):
What happens? Brother hits five whiskey cups or the halftime?
Speaker 5 (16:57):
No, I drink whiskey before we're gonna shot guys.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
You know we're gonna do right now. You're gonna take
a break. We're right back.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Yeah, that was a nice break and we.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
Were back riding time to see Keenan Allen catch it
over the middle.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
Guys like you just heard in that commercial Brutal the
Herd with Colin Cowherd a lot better podcast and I
heard podcast.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
Such a cheese fan. God, this is any kind of
kid about Cowhard.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
He didn't even know this game was in Brazil.
Speaker 4 (17:30):
He didn't had no idea.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
What gave it away?
Speaker 4 (17:34):
I'm not really sure.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
The girl shaking her tatas when they opened the.
Speaker 5 (17:37):
Game, everybody doing the salsa as we walked in.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
They went downtown Seal Paulo and a girl was topless.
In fact, it was like, man, I don't remember those
beaches and I didn't know they do that kid's city.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
They're selling Oh my gosh, they're selling goat.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
I hate telling, but Herbert has all day.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
By by somebody on the side of the road eating
a loaf of bread.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
This is bad, boys, dude.
Speaker 3 (18:09):
I had some bread and Costa Rica and tell you
what I couldn't s right for about I.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
Wouldn't you want to know what I had?
Speaker 2 (18:14):
I had fermented shark in Iceland. It's like their tradition
they catch a shark and they bury it underground for
like six months and then they dig it up and
you eat it. And I had a little piece of
that and it's supposed to like clean out your insides, right,
And I'm like, yeah, okay, this little I mean, it
was no bigger.
Speaker 4 (18:31):
Than a freaking cube of cheese, right.
Speaker 5 (18:33):
A little small cube, no taste, I'm guessing you.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
I tasted like my butt, okay. And about four am
it cleaned out my system. I had to get up
and sit on that toilet and it.
Speaker 5 (18:43):
Was it were you out? And that's what it's for.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
It what they call it, no they called it and
then you take the shot after it.
Speaker 4 (18:50):
It's the nastiest shot I've ever had in my life.
Speaker 3 (18:52):
Did she bite on the way out?
Speaker 5 (18:54):
And this is a tradition, I hope.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
So hey, honey, they were right about the shark.
Speaker 6 (19:00):
Honey.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
Would you look at this? Who's a Marion Hampton guy.
The experts were right. This guy's got a Rookie of
the year.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
You imagine sitting on I'd say so far he's Rookie
of the year, who was plus nine hundred. Yeah, he
got a broadcast, not a Chargers broad day.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
Can we drive up to the Mint and get this
bed in plus nine.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
But are we thirty up? We're straight up sixty five
minute here we come. Save the mick ultures and the
white class for the back.
Speaker 4 (19:30):
You're gonna get someone?
Speaker 1 (19:31):
Can we rip his face off? Its first and twenty?
Can we get like a second?
Speaker 3 (19:34):
Twenty six ten seconds left in the quarter?
Speaker 4 (19:36):
Oh my god? First, Oh my god, what terrible.
Speaker 5 (19:40):
There's a flag.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
Oh my god, it's got all the way holding on
the it's holding on the shitty team.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
Why are there double sh.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
I'm the one.
Speaker 3 (19:50):
Why are there double pylons?
Speaker 5 (19:52):
It's Brazil, dude, it's a thing.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
There's a pylon at the five yard line.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
All right, yes, so that's first and thirty. Let him know.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
Oh Carl Cheffers, who's that guy?
Speaker 1 (20:04):
I don't know what. I wouldn't talk.
Speaker 3 (20:05):
Guys, look at the double end zone? Am I the
only one that's thrown off by this?
Speaker 4 (20:08):
I didn't see it.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
I was wondering when he was running. I was like,
wait a minute, I.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
Thought he scored a touchdown, but he was still five out.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
I agree.
Speaker 4 (20:14):
Let's see.
Speaker 3 (20:15):
There we go.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Hats off to the running. If it was there's the hold,
he had his whole bra Yeah.
Speaker 3 (20:20):
Dude, Chris Jones, still running, watched his back lost your jock,
he watched his thirty five great tackle.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
Way to wrap up, that's what's gonna happen to you.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
And at the end of the first quarter the San
Diego Chargers, his brother calls them seven Kansas City Chiefs.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
Zip road now except from uh green lights. Matthew McConaughey's book,
Cole Hauser, Roy Cochran and I had become friends on
Dazed and Confused, and with some of my newly legislative
spare time, we got together and decided we'd go to
Europe for a month, rent motorcycle and ride. We rounded
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up our backpacks and some petty cash, bought round trip
tickets to and from Amsterdam, then headed overseas. After landing,
we rented a car and headed south, where we found
a first class motorcycle shop in Rossham, Jersey, Germany. I
don't know what the hell that says, you are wearing
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sleeveless shirts and dirty jeans.
Speaker 4 (21:24):
We shared our plans.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
To bike across Ray. Ray's got a book. Wait.
Speaker 3 (21:28):
This is an excerpt from lou Holtz book It Brother
has here on the coffee table. This paragraph is a
mispunt of my own. Before every home football game at
Notre Dame, we hold a sit down luncheon in the
Joyce Athletics Center. Nearly three thousand people attend. This luncheon
was always a sellout. The demand for tickets was so
high some folks sold them at scalper prices. The people
who couldn't get in, about one thousand to fifteen hundred
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of them, would commander seats in the hockey arena located
at the end of the center, just so they could
hear the program.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
Thanks lou Hey, thank you right. This one's coming to
us tonight from Tim McGraw's GrITT and Grace, Train the mind,
train the body, and own your life.
Speaker 3 (22:05):
Come on over here, Faith.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
I'm a hard nut to crack, but Roger put the
pragmatic spin on things. Since he's a few years older
than I am, I can joke he's a wise elder.
He says that workouts are constantly evolving, and if you
want to move well for longer, you want to make
your workouts short, efficient, not necessarily all out each time.
You shouldn't seek to be the grittiest person in the
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room all the time. But one that balances with GrITT
and grace. Translation, use your fitness practice to push your
body to work hard hear me out, not to exhaust
you though, and become a master of your movement by
developing strength along with mobility, flexibility, and agility.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
Thank you, Tom.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
I'm just gonna leave it there, I think honestly, that
says pretty much everything that's failed to say.
Speaker 3 (22:51):
Hey, faith Wy, don't you put on that red number,
you know what, leave it there, Just get over here,
get your about he don't worry about putting it on
a true story.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
I will say this when I sophomore in high school
in Branson, Uri, we moved there because my sister was
in music and had a job doing theater there, so
I got my sophomore year there. Well, I saw faith Hill,
Blackhawk and Doug Stone on to the We were the
second Doug Stone had I'm a dick did too.
Speaker 3 (23:18):
Now we're halftime.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
So faith Hill was finer than frog hair four ways.
As a country folks, you got.
Speaker 3 (23:28):
A possession to talk about that.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
Seven on the Chiefs, twelve plays, eighteen yards incredible.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
It is incredible that we're getting our asses first and
thirty if you our defense is looking extremely suspect, which
is not fun.
Speaker 4 (23:41):
Well, your offense looks pedestrian.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
Yeah, well only have thirty eight.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
Can you get some pressure? That na, No, Connor finally
got a tackle.
Speaker 3 (23:52):
It's na Harris so good.
Speaker 4 (23:53):
I'm glad he could see it.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
God bless America.
Speaker 4 (23:57):
Dude, I bet you has PTSD.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
They do fireworks before the show.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
He us. I mean I questioned Vegas watching out if
I know nothing about what's second down.
Speaker 5 (24:06):
They're gonna go for a couple more.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
They're going there, might go for it.
Speaker 4 (24:09):
I mean they're going fast, that's why.
Speaker 3 (24:10):
I Well, if you guys see the double zone, yes, they.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
Just what was that?
Speaker 5 (24:18):
Well, obviously the guy stopped or it was.
Speaker 4 (24:21):
The guy ran in like he was gonna throw a flag.
Speaker 5 (24:23):
Watch this.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
He stopped at the fifteen for his ball.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
I don't know who that guy is.
Speaker 5 (24:28):
What's his name?
Speaker 3 (24:30):
He thought they were right.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
That was just a mistroud because he threw it to
the corner of the end zone and he threw it
out route to the fifteen.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
Hey, Patrick, you see his You can't throw the Hollywood Brown.
He can't catch this other guy on the side his names.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
And you want to wait to throw it to him
because he.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
Could he couldn't even the Patriots line up. And this
other guy you've never heard of. His name is Thornton.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
Twenty five here land early here in the second quarter.
Still a lot of ball game here, a lot of
meat getting one over the top.
Speaker 3 (24:56):
You know what they're doing.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
It's gonna be setting up, setting up Hash they get
on the left. Hash kicker wants to be over there.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
On the left, Dick or the kicker. He's gonna take this.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
Quick time out to go get some more whiskey.
Speaker 3 (25:05):
You boys, Bob's Barbecue bar since we're in South Paula,
eat jerk chicken. No barbecue down here, chicken, stay out
till two am. Get you a hula girl. Don't worry
about the food that'll come later. We'll see you guys later.
Thanks for watching the game. It's Bobs.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
Dick or lighting up.
Speaker 4 (25:27):
What is it thirty nine?
Speaker 2 (25:29):
Oh he does he can't miss this, that's impossible. Oh
oh right down the middle flag flag. No, I'm not
getting the shepherd's got a fly on the plate.
Speaker 3 (25:40):
Guys, pardon that Pitts dropped the entire fridge in the kitchen.
Speaker 4 (25:44):
Scare the crap out of us. It's on you guys,
it is.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
Man.
Speaker 3 (25:53):
Dude, why is that ice cube as big as bigfoots?
Speaker 2 (25:57):
Because that's what you do with whiskey. You put one
little need ice cube in there and then pour it
over it.
Speaker 3 (26:07):
He's got the four roses right now. And Bob, I
use smaller ice cubes in my ice bath. Good Bob,
there's a.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
Smaller I know we got that. It's that little black
four square right of ice cubes, it's a four bat
Hannah Ellis, Is that an artist and didn't take his wet? Yeah?
I got one and didn't take it. Oh, thanks, right,
that's very.
Speaker 3 (26:36):
Nice, brothers ice cubes that he's using in his drink. Guys,
there was a smaller glacier that sunk the Titanic. Good gosh, brother,
that's what we heard. I don't know if we heard
it on the podcast, but that's what had dropped in
the kitchen. Brother scares him self in the kitchen in
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the country, dude, that's the beauty of the country. Nine
times out of the ten. If it's something that spooks us,
it's either Bayser doing something or me doing something in
the other room. What was that? Oh sorry, I tipped
over a chair. I thought somebody broke in the house
and I was gonna have to grab h No worry, man, the.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
Guy I'm playing has Exavier worthy. That's why.
Speaker 3 (27:22):
That's why.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
Yeah, they reported that he's dead. No, he disill get
his shouldered.
Speaker 4 (27:31):
Yeah, I saw it and you just lost Yeah.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
Yeah, you lost your number one and now you're probably
gonna sign I don't know who's Oh no not him. No,
you're gonna go get Deontay Johnson. Man, what are you watching?
Speaker 3 (27:50):
So? I'm on a group thread guys for my birthday,
and usually it's supposed to uplift the guy, really talk
good stuff about him. All my friends are posting pictures
that I hope to they don't post on Instagram, but
it's of times like when I was hammered, or times
when they painted my face, or times when I had
my shirt off, or times when I was drinking and
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we had some uh untasteful T shirts on. I'm like, guys,
delete all these pictures, please, no.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
Brother, I mean he was shocking a beerd What the heck.
Speaker 3 (28:25):
There's this picture of me. It looks like I'm humping
a bowl. There's this picture where I did fat face. Awesome.
Speaker 2 (28:38):
That is the best in the world. Oh, it looks
like rain's coming in man Or.
Speaker 3 (28:42):
Is that just here's South Paulo? Because we need the rain. Brother,
second me on this, we need the rain.
Speaker 4 (28:48):
Oh oh, he only made it thirty three.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
Yeah. You know what's funny is they came back commercial
and the Chargers were kicking off and I forgot that
they scored a field goal?
Speaker 3 (29:01):
What points though?
Speaker 1 (29:04):
I mean, I'm not trying to talk ship, but if
we I'm assuming we'll click at some point.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
See that's what the grass was last year. Watch them all,
they're all getting hurt.
Speaker 4 (29:11):
Oh, oh, that's hurt. So they bought in July. They
brought these machines out.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
Brother, you should know what those machines are. You're in
the country. Yep, air Raiders or something.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
House. But checko doing man first, and name me those guys.
Speaker 3 (29:27):
Thirteen minutes left in the second?
Speaker 2 (29:29):
Who's that?
Speaker 4 (29:31):
That's Hollywood? They sit out, man, get on the mic.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
Oh yeah, I forgot we're doing it.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
You forgot we're doing it.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
Okay, you know what we can do here, get into
the game.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
We'll take a break. No, we'll get No, we don't
need to broadcast the whole game. Okay, Well, let's at
least get through the fourth quarter. All right, we'll do
this Chiefs drive, then we'll take a break of the
game and.
Speaker 5 (29:52):
Then come back.
Speaker 1 (29:53):
Then we'll come back after half time.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
White, like, coming into the season, how are you feeling, like,
were you worried at all?
Speaker 1 (29:59):
Or you just like, dude, I think as a Chiefs fan,
I'm not gonna you're not gonna get like talking shit
out of me, because that's not mean. I think you
got to be excited just to have the team we have, Dude,
I mean teams struggle. I mean, oh, I hope we
stay healthy. We look okay, there's a little bit of it.
Speaker 2 (30:14):
Like fastball when it's a three yard pass.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
We're just definitely not clicking. I don't know that Mahomes
is truly getting protected, like watch this, like he doesn't.
I got a question anytime. Well, I mean, you've got
to be excited.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
I mean, swift man, there are You're not super happy
for them or is it just super annoying that they
that's all they did was hanging out.
Speaker 5 (30:32):
Of course, I'm happy for him.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
They're two human beings, which is more important than celebrities, singers,
football players. But it's is there a way for them
to enjoy.
Speaker 5 (30:40):
Their lives and not have it bothered like they're two dude,
they're superstars.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
Man mahomes three and nine for twenty two.
Speaker 3 (30:46):
Yards until right now.
Speaker 5 (30:48):
There's a lot of football left.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
I mean ten.
Speaker 5 (30:50):
Nothing's not pleasant, but it ain't twenty one nothing.
Speaker 3 (30:54):
What a dumb helmet to helmet.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
No dude, he got had the first down and he
chicken out. He chicking out. He didn't put his head down.
Speaker 3 (31:04):
And go for it.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
He recoiled. Watch him catches it like and then he
watched a scared Oh no, he's got a push four.
I agree like a little bit, say just get it off.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
But I mean I don't I don't think they will ray,
but I get your fire. They're going, oh damn you
you don't know ball. I wanted I wanted to pushes
you don't know ball. Chiefs call this when the dick get.
Speaker 5 (31:30):
Them stacking the fucking box.
Speaker 3 (31:32):
And him in the slab.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
We're truly running the ball down it. I hate that call.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
He got it, brother, that's huge.
Speaker 5 (31:41):
No flags, it's just nice.
Speaker 3 (31:44):
Away. The neighbors called, they said, shut up up.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
Who is that kid? This is wonderful?
Speaker 4 (31:51):
And they oh, what a bounce out.
Speaker 2 (31:53):
What a kickout?
Speaker 5 (31:54):
How necessary is that third down?
Speaker 2 (31:55):
I don't know who your fourth down?
Speaker 5 (31:57):
That that's how.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
I don't know their numbers they so I said, go
worst Tyreek's on number.
Speaker 2 (32:05):
Wow. They were tied for second NFL and fourth and.
Speaker 5 (32:09):
They read not just beloved throughout the NFL.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
What a great character.
Speaker 3 (32:12):
Love barbecue Every Tuesday, we've got to read burger.
Speaker 5 (32:14):
He love It's pretty good.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
He loves them a cheeseburger. I think I saw a
video thing. Oh oh oh twenty twenty three p checko,
do you see them high stepping.
Speaker 5 (32:26):
Whatever?
Speaker 1 (32:26):
I want to say? That was dude, I get fired
in me. I love watching Hi dude. He just he's
hard not to cheer for. The kid just runs with
such grit.
Speaker 3 (32:34):
If he gets downhill, Uh, there's read with another barbecue.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
Off bub he's ordering, he's ordering dinner. Get them grin.
He's gonna just let me get some of them. He's
just checking off ship off that book.
Speaker 3 (32:47):
He's gonna want our honey fire want a.
Speaker 2 (32:49):
Little empty a little second and three outisode play in
the NFL.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
Good god, dude, what a snag, But what a horrible
throw back. There's a first if you're an era at stadium,
that's Mitcheltis well if he was on the radio, but
if you're there, it's an announcer man. That's good for
a Kansas city Cheez.
Speaker 3 (33:09):
First boom. If you're in South Paula tonight, go down
to Mambo Jambo. You got free tents and half topless
till two.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
Make sure you pick up a can of that complimentary
mace as you walk to your car.
Speaker 3 (33:26):
Like we say, if it ain't double D, it's not
for me.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
Cinnamon back in ten.
Speaker 3 (33:35):
Go look at this in my home.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
Man tell me he can't get a six point Take
a break.
Speaker 4 (33:41):
We'll be right back. Keep it rolling though, yeah, keep rolling.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
We just say half a second break.
Speaker 3 (33:46):
Thanks for that commercial break, Herd. We'll hear you every
Monday through Friday. Heard you didn't know was in Shall Paul.
Speaker 4 (33:51):
You're worthy out.
Speaker 2 (33:51):
Shoulder what I tell you, Golly, if you want to
deal with your emotional uh discomfort and your sadness over
Exavier worthy check out feeling with Amy and bro.
Speaker 5 (34:02):
That's brutal.
Speaker 1 (34:03):
He didn't even go out on it. I mean that
that's friendly fire man.
Speaker 5 (34:06):
That's so brutal.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
Though I just don't know the real of it and
they might just be taking him out for percussion.
Speaker 4 (34:10):
No, they ain't precautionary.
Speaker 1 (34:13):
Season ending and he's out the game.
Speaker 3 (34:15):
What did they take him to a salth Paulo hospital?
Speaker 1 (34:19):
They hope that don't drink the water bub.
Speaker 3 (34:21):
I mean, what kind of surgeries do they do?
Speaker 1 (34:23):
Is it like they have?
Speaker 3 (34:24):
But I mean is it FDA cleared stuff? Because I
know you go to other countries to get your teeth
and get do you go to another country to get
a shoulder done?
Speaker 1 (34:32):
No reason that I would think that there has to
be something, because I don't think the NFL would put
their their business in a situation where there wasn't some
kind of like right.
Speaker 3 (34:41):
I just want to make sure it's cleared FDA? Is it?
Speaker 7 (34:43):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (34:44):
Third and one here we go.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
F D A and th HC. Those are the three
favor of the podcast, seems to be. I don't give
a rip. I don't want any of them to get
hurt so they don't have to go to the fucking hospital.
Speaker 4 (34:55):
I agree.
Speaker 5 (34:56):
I want to hold this is lovely?
Speaker 6 (34:57):
WHOA, I love it?
Speaker 2 (34:58):
Look, I want to play Holmes go and he doesn't
get a yard? The ground to get a yard if you.
Speaker 3 (35:06):
Went for it.
Speaker 2 (35:07):
I mean a ground a fourth.
Speaker 3 (35:09):
And one on the other side of the fifty. You're
gonna go for it on this side of the ground.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
But your quarterback does everything he can to make a play,
and all went forward, go forward.
Speaker 2 (35:18):
Why why do you come to the outside if he
goes right when he gets it? It was a ground
ball snap in my home.
Speaker 1 (35:24):
Somehow, dude, he might have got he might have got
four yard.
Speaker 4 (35:26):
We're calling another time.
Speaker 3 (35:28):
I know this team better than Reid.
Speaker 5 (35:29):
Where we at. I know we're on that side of
the ball.
Speaker 3 (35:31):
Would somebody get him the playbook instead of the barbecue menu.
Speaker 1 (35:35):
Oh, I promise he's not worried about eating eating some ass.
He don't go in the locker room. Let poison know that.
That's not Chiefs football. I don't know what we're doing.
Speaker 4 (35:43):
I mean, I don't.
Speaker 3 (35:43):
Understand, guys. Let me let us know in the comments.
Is jerk chicken popular down there? I know it's big
in Jamaica. We've been researching that as a family at the.
Speaker 2 (35:52):
House steakhouse, the Brazilian steak that's what they're.
Speaker 1 (35:54):
The ones that shave the meat off.
Speaker 3 (35:56):
That's awesome day Brazil That's it.
Speaker 5 (35:59):
Yeah, Usually a wait.
Speaker 8 (36:01):
Dude, they shaved that meat in the street, bro and
they do it until you can't breathe.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
It's like.
Speaker 2 (36:09):
You got to turn your flag red.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
Like I can't breathe. You have given me the best
of the best of the best.
Speaker 4 (36:15):
You want to about having meat sweats?
Speaker 1 (36:17):
I have eaten Noah's ark. Fucking get away from my table.
Speaker 4 (36:21):
Like that, that is.
Speaker 3 (36:22):
Do they have one here?
Speaker 1 (36:23):
Yeah, they had one in Nashville, day Brozil they have one.
Speaker 5 (36:28):
Of those restaurant, Brazilian restaurant.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (36:30):
Oh, we got it.
Speaker 2 (36:31):
Oh my god, the run it.
Speaker 1 (36:34):
Oh my god. I love those hands on Kareem Hunts.
I love those hands. Keep them off a woman and
keep them on the ball.
Speaker 3 (36:41):
Wait, did Kareem Hunt just steal that from Ezekiel Elliott?
He did the feed me thing. That's Ezekiel's playing now.
Speaker 1 (36:48):
I think the couch league. I was playing remote control
football with direct.
Speaker 3 (36:52):
He flashed a girl's nip and next thing you know, he's.
Speaker 1 (36:55):
Out at the end. Yeah, I missed the good old days.
Speaker 3 (36:57):
That was a good old Marty girl.
Speaker 2 (36:59):
Kareem Hunt is the rated He was a solid.
Speaker 1 (37:03):
Yeah, he's solid solid. I hate that we lost him.
That was a whole unfortunate go back, right, do.
Speaker 2 (37:09):
You know who your wide receivers are? Because I can't.
Speaker 3 (37:12):
Well, we're gonna need to learn him tonight.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
It looks like the Homes is our offense.
Speaker 3 (37:15):
Oh you're in front line?
Speaker 1 (37:16):
O fucking smart Mahome, My god, that's fucking smart. Why
would you even do that? I'm thankful he's okay legal hit.
Speaker 3 (37:26):
And was holding and yeah, and Carl Cheffer's choke on
a dick.
Speaker 1 (37:33):
He's rude. I watched the history with him and the
chiefs man.
Speaker 6 (37:36):
What does he do?
Speaker 3 (37:37):
Get out?
Speaker 2 (37:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (37:38):
What do you do?
Speaker 1 (37:39):
Hey?
Speaker 3 (37:40):
Some of these refs? You think they got him from
soccer down there in sal Paulo.
Speaker 2 (37:44):
Carl Cheffers, dude, he actually pulled out a red card.
Speaker 1 (37:47):
They got him from.
Speaker 4 (37:49):
It's all right, guys, all that was the game last night.
Speaker 1 (37:53):
I'm not tired of Mahomes running around like he's our offense.
Like I don't throw it to the money makers and
get the frigger money makers. Well, we need to make
they're getting paid. Be somebody, Juju. Run he is a man,
he does he runs like that. Hell yeah, let him know,
let him know.
Speaker 3 (38:15):
Boo.
Speaker 1 (38:15):
Yeah, is that what they's hilarious that I guess he
did the antlers For those of you watch and following along.
Speaker 3 (38:21):
A lot of these guys are have kids. They're doing
kid stuff.
Speaker 5 (38:24):
I don't get it. I'm just not I'm old.
Speaker 3 (38:26):
It's these kids shows. There was that one guy that
did the touchdown dance. He said he did it for
his kid.
Speaker 4 (38:31):
Oh that's pretty cool.
Speaker 1 (38:32):
That's awesome.
Speaker 3 (38:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (38:33):
How fun would that be as a kid at home
see your daddy on TV doing that.
Speaker 2 (38:36):
It'd be even cooler to see it in person. Man,
they're probably in Brazil.
Speaker 1 (38:39):
Yeah, I get it.
Speaker 5 (38:40):
I don't know who's that Kareem Hunt.
Speaker 2 (38:43):
That's Pachecko.
Speaker 6 (38:44):
Run.
Speaker 2 (38:45):
Somebody stole his VCR. Get off the field, son, dude,
here I need I need Pacheck go and get on
the bench. I need Pachecko or Kelsey to score a
touchdown On Draft Kings Fantasy No, No Draft Kings. It
was like, here, free bet on Kelsey or Pacheco to
uh get a touchdown. I was like, I'll take.
Speaker 3 (39:04):
That anytime during the game. What about back at home
with Taylor.
Speaker 2 (39:10):
Well, he he probably already scored there.
Speaker 1 (39:12):
So what's that pay lunchbocks when they say free you went.
It's like you will.
Speaker 3 (39:15):
It's like a billion. He'll be able to retire tonight.
What do you think, brother, it's like twenty dollars.
Speaker 2 (39:20):
I don't know if it's pretty. I don't bet because
I just it's a slippery slope. I just it is
a slippery.
Speaker 5 (39:25):
I just don't want to.
Speaker 3 (39:26):
Brother wakes up his house for what are we doing, Patty, Brother,
get in the vault, give us a thousand dollars. It'll
be in good hands with us. We're gonna bet it tonight.
Your house will not be in foreclosure tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (39:38):
It's always money line right now.
Speaker 1 (39:41):
It's all the old hundreds.
Speaker 2 (39:43):
Oh, red Zone, the chargers are the best. Oh no,
come on boys.
Speaker 5 (39:48):
None of that ship matters.
Speaker 1 (39:49):
Oh look, let's flash a twenty twenty four ranking to
see if that is any bearing on what we're looking
at today.
Speaker 5 (39:54):
Get that off my you're right, you had like that.
Speaker 4 (39:56):
Yeah, that's probably.
Speaker 1 (39:58):
Boring ship off my screen.
Speaker 4 (40:00):
We're swift, that swifts right there, go go, go go.
Speaker 1 (40:03):
I haven't seen her in nor do I care on
the top right, Oh I see Rady, so yeah.
Speaker 2 (40:09):
Right there, she's open.
Speaker 1 (40:10):
No swift, we don't have the fucking speed to do that.
Speaker 3 (40:16):
Can I say this without you getting offended?
Speaker 1 (40:18):
Probably not.
Speaker 3 (40:19):
You guys run some weird plays.
Speaker 1 (40:21):
I hate it, dude, Tom and Jerry peanut butter and
jelly mac and cheese barbecue and then all change the
positions like a bunch of fucking rockets. I agree with you, truly,
all nonsense aside, like you have a better like just
(40:42):
give the fucking football fucking what's his nuts? I was
trying to think of.
Speaker 5 (40:49):
Oh, here we go, who's this?
Speaker 1 (40:50):
They didn't get more Seawn Lynch, super, Oh my god,
rely on.
Speaker 2 (40:54):
One, gonna run it?
Speaker 1 (40:57):
Oh no, lovely, that's our third and goal player.
Speaker 3 (41:00):
All right, so chiefs now backed up to the twenty.
They're gonna kick a field.
Speaker 1 (41:04):
We just say this though. We're getting our absolutely asses
beat and it's about to be ten to three. That's it.
Speaker 3 (41:09):
That's bad.
Speaker 1 (41:10):
That is not that's a win for the Chargers.
Speaker 3 (41:12):
That's a win for you.
Speaker 1 (41:13):
I think you have to feel good because the Chargers
are beating us in every facet of the game.
Speaker 2 (41:18):
Hey, I don't like what he does here. He pushes
his face down.
Speaker 4 (41:22):
That's not nice.
Speaker 1 (41:23):
The defender.
Speaker 2 (41:24):
Yeah, watch when he gets up, he shoves him in
the face. Max like, get off me?
Speaker 3 (41:27):
And another reason, why can we stop with these games overseas?
These guys are a jet lagged.
Speaker 4 (41:33):
I agree with that.
Speaker 1 (41:34):
I did find out and.
Speaker 2 (41:35):
Right now, and it's ten o'clock in Brazil. No one
plays at ten o'clock, but.
Speaker 5 (41:42):
Follow along on YouTube TV.
Speaker 3 (41:44):
I think it'd be like to stick with it, guys.
Speaker 1 (41:49):
I don't even I think the stats at this point
they'll show him to us are laughable. That's how bad
we're getting beat three.
Speaker 2 (41:59):
Who is it?
Speaker 3 (42:00):
Sabrina Carpenter?
Speaker 1 (42:01):
I don't know who that is?
Speaker 3 (42:02):
Oh my gosh, world.
Speaker 1 (42:05):
I've heard that name a million times.
Speaker 3 (42:06):
Guys, they don't even know who Sabrina Carpenter is.
Speaker 4 (42:09):
Now.
Speaker 2 (42:09):
Usually she has less clothes on when I've seen her,
I didn't know what she looks like. I've been to
a concert that she was not wearing that.
Speaker 3 (42:14):
Brother, here's her naked. That looked familiar.
Speaker 1 (42:17):
Bro saw that earlier.
Speaker 2 (42:19):
Man, that's about that's my screensaver, man, my wall paper
on my phone.
Speaker 3 (42:23):
Brother, Maybe you recognize this.
Speaker 5 (42:27):
Is she hot or something? I know she was dressed.
Speaker 4 (42:31):
You know who that guy?
Speaker 3 (42:32):
You know who this guy is?
Speaker 2 (42:34):
I don't Tom Hiddleston, Timothy sholloin is a joke.
Speaker 4 (42:40):
Taylor's exes Tom Hidleston.
Speaker 2 (42:43):
Bought commercial space that he was trying to send a
message to Taylor like screw you.
Speaker 1 (42:49):
Okay, So question, how do you guys know that and
not me? I don't know? Is it watching TV with
your wives? I truly don't know. But I don't even
recognize her.
Speaker 4 (42:59):
That's the reason.
Speaker 3 (43:00):
Honestly, without the Big Show, I would not have known
who Sabrina Carpenter is, and I would not have known
who Timothy shallow Bones on his desk has an autographed
thing of shall see that?
Speaker 5 (43:12):
Now that makes sense?
Speaker 1 (43:12):
Fair enough?
Speaker 3 (43:13):
I literally wouldn't even know.
Speaker 2 (43:14):
Fair We take a break and come back later.
Speaker 5 (43:17):
Totally up to you, but.
Speaker 3 (43:19):
Take a ten to three. We're gonna be at halftime,
Chargers won't score.
Speaker 1 (43:22):
Okay, but let's let's make our halftime predictions here. There's
still five minutes left in the second.
Speaker 4 (43:26):
We're gonna make some adjustments.
Speaker 5 (43:28):
You think the Chiefs are able to put a stop here?
Speaker 4 (43:29):
Yeah, they're gonna stop him.
Speaker 2 (43:30):
It's gonna be ten six going into the half, and
then the Chiefs are gonna win the game twenty one
to seventeen.
Speaker 3 (43:36):
I predict Chiefs win as well, give me twenty four
to twenty two, and let's not forget the most important
thing that's on the table right now. They were in
the Super Bowl last year. Guys, let's not panic. The
panic button is under Pitt's ass. He has not hit
it yet.
Speaker 2 (43:55):
I think the Chiefs win twenty three and he's enjoying it.
Chiefs win twenty three to two on a forty four
yard field goal by Harrison Butcker in overtime to win
the game, and his wife won't even see it because
she'll be at home, good and dinner ready.
Speaker 1 (44:08):
I think the Chargers win the coin toss. I think
the Chiefs make a stop, and I think Butcker kicks
the ball from the forty four or kicks the ball
from the twenty six.
Speaker 3 (44:17):
Guys, I am handing over the panic button to Pitts.
Are you hitting it?
Speaker 1 (44:22):
No? To be honest with you, I shouldn't feel this
good about a game that I've watched if you didn't
show me scores, and you just showed me different plays
and a good chunk of this game. I feel like
ten to three, like you said, is a win for us.
We are one score down and we have gotten our
asses handed to us. There's rain drops on the camera
with the lanes kids. Yeah, we'll take a break. We
were definitely new. There's if it's raining in Brazil. I
(44:45):
know the bridge is out from here to Brazil, but
it's similar weather. So if it's raining there, if it's
raining There's, it'll be here in thirty minutes. It's just
right across. This's just right there down by the cases, right.
Speaker 6 (44:55):
There this extra point check?
Speaker 1 (45:16):
Did he really fuck me? We just started the podcasting
this the extra point. I turned my head. Uh no,
I don't think it's gonna be at one point game.
But that's brutal, dude.
Speaker 6 (45:28):
That my god.
Speaker 2 (45:29):
After that, the whole momentum, the excitement, Patty.
Speaker 1 (45:36):
Okay, that brings up another thing. And I'm not going
to professor to know what I'm talking about. It's just
interesting to me how these guys that can kick, and
I think butker is cemented himself as one of the
greats in the league at the moment. How do you
have guys that are literally more reliable from fifty yards
than they are from He misses more extra points than
he misses field goals.
Speaker 4 (45:55):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (45:56):
And again, I'm not even talking trash I'm just trying
to understand. Oh my gosh, kick is hard.
Speaker 2 (46:01):
Oh, oh my gosh, wait wait, what's wrong?
Speaker 3 (46:04):
Right? I said? Final score twenty four to twenty two Chiefs.
I think I'm right on pace.
Speaker 1 (46:14):
What damn hey?
Speaker 3 (46:16):
That was that?
Speaker 1 (46:17):
What a what a what a tea?
Speaker 5 (46:20):
What a suspense?
Speaker 1 (46:21):
I was.
Speaker 2 (46:23):
I was like, did you leave something on?
Speaker 3 (46:25):
It worked?
Speaker 1 (46:25):
Literally? I was a little bit.
Speaker 6 (46:26):
I was like, as you're parking about the Expire.
Speaker 2 (46:28):
Yeah, I was like, damn, bro, you got a ryn watch?
Speaker 3 (46:30):
Did you park at Croker? That run? That reminds me
of the Super Bowl team bo. I'm telling you right now,
we're going crazy in the country.
Speaker 1 (46:38):
I think we talked about this aside from the misductrare point.
That's tough and a division game, like I called before,
it's going to be a close game, so that may
come into play unfortunately. But that being said, it was
just there wasn't enough of a point separation for what
I thought the Chargers did performance wise in the first half.
(46:58):
I did not think the Chiefs even looked like they
should be on the same field as the Chargers, and
they went in down a touchdown. Would you look at
the second half though, that's what I'm.
Speaker 2 (47:09):
Saying, but popped Dart.
Speaker 1 (47:10):
They let him pop dark.
Speaker 2 (47:12):
You might have keep your.
Speaker 1 (47:12):
Hands and let him get the halftime rigs in spac
Noah got a hold of them and like it's just
we got a ball game, kids, Like there was they
the Chargers had their chance, not even talking ship. But
now we got a ball game.
Speaker 3 (47:26):
What was the score at halftime? Thirteen to thirteen?
Speaker 1 (47:30):
Got crazy?
Speaker 4 (47:33):
You want to call it battle's box?
Speaker 3 (47:34):
Yes, that is.
Speaker 1 (47:35):
Absolutely asking about sky Moore.
Speaker 4 (47:37):
See if this picks up? Does it pick up?
Speaker 1 (47:40):
I'll tell you if I can open this way, fi,
I'll turn your mic up. I don't remember which.
Speaker 2 (47:47):
God, Hollywood Brown, dude, oh my god, what on the
time you answered? What do you mean you called me
one time?
Speaker 4 (47:58):
I've called you many times today?
Speaker 1 (48:00):
Uh oh oh damn.
Speaker 4 (48:02):
Sorry.
Speaker 2 (48:02):
You know I was probably living life all right?
Speaker 1 (48:05):
He is being picked.
Speaker 6 (48:08):
Where Pitts's house?
Speaker 1 (48:10):
Baby?
Speaker 4 (48:11):
No way?
Speaker 1 (48:12):
Yeah, dude, that is a brutal, brutal well, he's.
Speaker 2 (48:17):
He was pretty excited about that, mahomes and then he
was a little despressed about Xavier Worthy and then Hollywood
Brown dropping the ball like Hollywood Brown does, and then
Hollywood Brown all he does is catch five yard passes.
Speaker 1 (48:27):
Oh get him? Oh man, But I just I want
to hear the Adam Schefter report Onworthy. I know he's out,
but I don't.
Speaker 2 (48:35):
Know how you filing about Hollywood Brown now, I mean,
you mean what he's had like ten catches?
Speaker 5 (48:45):
Did he pick Hollywood Brown?
Speaker 1 (48:47):
Did he draft him?
Speaker 2 (48:49):
Okay? Is that all you have to say? Like, I
don't know you call him? You're all anti coomatic? No,
I mean I was trying to.
Speaker 1 (48:55):
I can't remember what I was doing talking to about earlier.
Speaker 4 (48:58):
But you would never answer the phone.
Speaker 1 (49:00):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (49:01):
I literally called you and then you called me back,
and I called I was on the phone with dad
and I called you fifteen seconds after you called me
and he didn't answer.
Speaker 4 (49:09):
Oh maybe that's when.
Speaker 2 (49:10):
Maybe that's when I was picking up right, stop himing?
Speaker 4 (49:16):
That's all you got for now?
Speaker 2 (49:18):
Yeah, okay, all right, good talk man, Thanks for being
on the pod. He's like, what do you mean thanks
for being on the pod?
Speaker 3 (49:32):
The pod?
Speaker 5 (49:34):
I bet you right now, he still doesn't believe you.
Speaker 3 (49:36):
Travis is still recovered from getting slapped. Last time he
got slapped like that was with Taylor when he when
they were doing B d M.
Speaker 2 (49:43):
Bro it's just beyond. That's what he said. I'm going
to propose you, and she goes, no, I'll tell you
when they.
Speaker 1 (49:47):
Proposed, Bro, he literally single handedly might have taken our one.
Speaker 7 (49:53):
Here we go, Here we go, cut no point three
show when there's no flags on the field.
Speaker 6 (50:04):
Bow, oh, thurn down chargers.
Speaker 5 (50:07):
Let that strike bot?
Speaker 3 (50:08):
How did brother know that was Tranquil? He's no name
defensive guy, dude, brother knows every player.
Speaker 2 (50:19):
There goes Trammel, Alan, Trammel, go right up the middle.
Speaker 3 (50:23):
Yeah, better go Tranquil. Look at it.
Speaker 2 (50:26):
Why do you.
Speaker 3 (50:28):
Do the military crawl?
Speaker 2 (50:31):
No, that's the watermelon crawl?
Speaker 3 (50:34):
What that is?
Speaker 4 (50:34):
Bro?
Speaker 1 (50:35):
I had to pause with fucking other TV because I
could hear what was going on. Heard that sacondfore it happened.
Oh that's brute. You didn't.
Speaker 2 (50:43):
Oh he did not get there.
Speaker 3 (50:44):
He's all over the.
Speaker 6 (50:47):
Same.
Speaker 2 (50:47):
Some short, Oh my god, some short in South Paula
thirty six of the chiefs.
Speaker 7 (50:53):
Oh hard ball, No way, who does he have the balls?
Speaker 1 (50:59):
Bring his way out to Brazil?
Speaker 2 (51:01):
And so if he did, but we're gonna see he's
never got there.
Speaker 5 (51:06):
No, he is definitely short.
Speaker 2 (51:08):
Oh my gosh, within inches. Stick it out, dude, he's
a Taylor Swift haircut from a front.
Speaker 3 (51:13):
Oh, here we go push. Oh, they're doing that darm
up of guy's ass.
Speaker 4 (51:18):
They're gonna do it.
Speaker 1 (51:19):
All the time. Out fucking waste one.
Speaker 3 (51:22):
No, he.
Speaker 4 (51:24):
Got it.
Speaker 5 (51:25):
Good second effort. They had him.
Speaker 1 (51:27):
They had his beat at the line of screaming, Oh
we bit, we gotta hurtranquil.
Speaker 4 (51:31):
Is it really tranquil? It is dranquil Jesus man.
Speaker 3 (51:38):
Really, at least he got one sock on the year.
Speaker 4 (51:41):
At least we had one.
Speaker 1 (51:42):
He looked legitimately hurt too.
Speaker 3 (51:44):
No, no, no, they just tapped him.
Speaker 2 (51:47):
No, No, it's in Brazil, do they They gotta fake
it for minutes they get some rest.
Speaker 3 (51:52):
Look, it's gonna go look at it.
Speaker 5 (51:53):
So the player that's been making every play is hurt.
Gotta love that Brazil field.
Speaker 3 (51:59):
All right, we'll go to commercial. Yeah, Bob's Barbecue. If
you guys are in South Paulo, get yourself some jerk chicken.
If not, get yourself some boobs.
Speaker 1 (52:08):
I'm about to uber eat something. I don't care about
no boobs, but I'm about to uber eat something.
Speaker 2 (52:13):
According to Batter's Box, that was a horrible spot that
was the first down that he got on that wide
receiver catch.
Speaker 1 (52:20):
He may be calling it a first down because the
he kept going, but the whistle was blown before the
guy was word.
Speaker 3 (52:25):
I mean he was all over the yellow.
Speaker 1 (52:27):
Lie.
Speaker 3 (52:27):
Do they measure in centimeters in sell Paulo?
Speaker 4 (52:30):
Oh look at the diving header.
Speaker 1 (52:32):
God Bless America, dude, I mean.
Speaker 2 (52:34):
I agree, God Bless America man.
Speaker 3 (52:36):
Brother did the.
Speaker 1 (52:37):
Winning is one thing, but nobody wants to lose this
many players, Like we're down? What we down? We got
three players that are at least injured?
Speaker 2 (52:43):
No, you only got two who well Xavior and Tranquil.
Speaker 1 (52:47):
Yeah, dude, I still don't think Jones. Jones is just
playing tough. Dude, he got rolled up on well.
Speaker 2 (52:52):
I mean, he hadn't done anything in the game, so
I ain't don anything since that.
Speaker 4 (52:55):
I don't know if he's playing tougher, he's just playing.
Speaker 3 (52:57):
Hey, brother, would you were you thinking about going going
to sell Paulo for this one?
Speaker 1 (53:01):
They closed the bridge. That's what I talked talked about
in my Instagram earlier.
Speaker 2 (53:06):
My question A few turns, but right before you get
to a dre Bell, before you go up to Kentucky,
when you're going up forty one there where you take
a right right there past right there where the golf court,
the Rolling Hills golf court.
Speaker 1 (53:16):
Where you go to Brazil. Right, yeah, yeah, that's you
know what I'm saying. We always stop for gas. It's closed.
They're doing bridge with they're doing bridgework, and that's only
that's the only way from here. I don't want to fly,
you know what I'm saying. I drive, man, just because
the gas to forty nine I saw so.
Speaker 2 (53:32):
Oh, and Batter's box is not hot happy with Hollywood Brown.
He has eight two yard catches.
Speaker 3 (53:38):
That sounds like sixteen yards to man, that sounds like
it sounds like eight catches. That's liker PPR about.
Speaker 1 (53:44):
Hey, dude, I don't know what any of that ship means,
but hats off. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (53:48):
Let me say that brother doesn't understand PPR, but he
knows trank will.
Speaker 1 (53:51):
I just don't play fantasy because I love the Chiefs.
That's what I grew up doing, and I grew up
I became a fan of the NFL before fantasy football,
and I just I do not want to feel any
kind of excitement for another player on another team.
Speaker 2 (54:04):
No, I understand that brother and that's why you're not cheating.
Speaker 1 (54:07):
I'm not cheating. I'm just saying I get the I
get the fun of it. I'm are you married to
the Chiefs?
Speaker 5 (54:12):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (54:13):
Yes, that.
Speaker 5 (54:15):
NFL.
Speaker 4 (54:17):
Whatever he.
Speaker 3 (54:22):
Say. Brother, When somebody just gets a little bit carded off, man,
it's a beast.
Speaker 1 (54:26):
It's a little beast, a little game, Ray, bath and
get back in the game.
Speaker 2 (54:30):
Here we go.
Speaker 1 (54:31):
That's why you get paid start. I can't do that. No,
he's just been very impactful in the guy.
Speaker 2 (54:36):
I understand what you're saying about fantasy man, Brother, but
it's just the way. It's just it's great. It's a
camaraderie and we were having trouble for that to sell
sore losers. We can't having people draw and then not
want their spot. And Ray was like, why don't we
give it to brother? I was like, if he doesn't
get a chief player, he's not gonna put him in
the lineup.
Speaker 3 (54:53):
Would you have drafted all Chiefs.
Speaker 1 (54:56):
No, because that's how I mean. I would have tried
to be competitive to win, and you're not gonna win
with one team, so I would have That's the whole reason.
But because of that is the reason that I don't
want to. Yeah, I don't want to conflict brother man.
Speaker 2 (55:08):
All of sudden, I'm gonna walk in here and there's
gonna be a Herbert Jersey on the wall. No, it's like, oh,
I don't want Oh he's gone, God bless you. Who's
that guy?
Speaker 3 (55:15):
That was a great tackle? He replaced Shranquil. He's white
for white, white for white, white, white guys. And the
only reason we're getting this game is because.
Speaker 6 (55:25):
Did your casion? The cow casi in there?
Speaker 1 (55:28):
That's number twenty three to fifty four. We had thirty one.
Speaker 5 (55:31):
That's a priest homes there.
Speaker 2 (55:32):
Hey, guys, you got brother Jones for a lot of money.
Speaker 1 (55:35):
Yeah, but they just raised it.
Speaker 2 (55:38):
Go ahead, right, brother got up for.
Speaker 1 (55:39):
A parking past and where he we could take care
of it.
Speaker 3 (55:42):
Hey, was this a free seven days subscription to YouTube TV?
Speaker 1 (55:45):
They give me twenty one days, which I found out later,
which doesn't matter if I'm going to cancel it. But
I found out later that it's a free is it?
I saw an Instagram post for this apparently free. It's
like you don't even have to have YouTube YouTube.
Speaker 5 (55:56):
Oh you can just watch it on YouTube, I think,
is what I read.
Speaker 1 (55:59):
Keenan Allen, you can't miss a tackle.
Speaker 3 (56:03):
Just grab it.
Speaker 9 (56:03):
Just godde, that's such a big But I'm gonna just
tell you something that's what you can't do is so
freaking good, Like no one talks about.
Speaker 1 (56:15):
I don't care how good you are, you're that doesn't
matter when I have my hands around your motherfucking waist,
like tackle somebody. That's what frustrates me. They're phenomenal wide receivers,
but when you've got your hands on somebody, easier said
than done.
Speaker 3 (56:30):
But he was still slipping though. Guys, it was like
an yards after cash.
Speaker 1 (56:36):
They get a three yard catch and turn it into
a seventeen yard old.
Speaker 5 (56:42):
Oh look open, go figure.
Speaker 3 (56:45):
That's who I wanted m conkie. But Justin won't listen
to me.
Speaker 1 (56:48):
I'll tell you on the practice squad.
Speaker 2 (56:49):
Girl, Dude, I got Latimer mcclonuchley in the third.
Speaker 3 (56:52):
That's a steal.
Speaker 2 (56:53):
That is a steel man because I did Ashton ashteen.
Speaker 1 (56:57):
I love what I want to see this ring. You
see how these guys are getting so freaking they're just GenZ.
And then in the second they just got them on
the same round there's nobody over the top, there's nobody.
Speaker 2 (57:08):
And tough, and then I did mcclunky, you're gonna be
tough to beat. Well, I'm justin fields.
Speaker 5 (57:15):
Is my football with you fools?
Speaker 1 (57:19):
Oh uh oh, who's that we can stop thrown? Well?
I thought we could.
Speaker 3 (57:22):
Patty was sixteen points already, so big. That's good.
Speaker 2 (57:26):
That's good, that's good.
Speaker 3 (57:28):
That run was massive.
Speaker 2 (57:29):
God do you know what I forgot? Is about the
missed extra points? So they kick a field goal. You
gotta score touchdown six.
Speaker 5 (57:37):
Twelve, so something.
Speaker 2 (57:38):
Then you score touchdown and be eighteen to sixteen, go
for two.
Speaker 1 (57:42):
It's gonna be twenty eight to sixteen at some point.
Speaker 3 (57:44):
Props to AI, though they predicted a Mario and Hampton
with sixteen points. He has three. Really good job AI,
I'd love and respect everything you guys do.
Speaker 5 (57:53):
Dumb ass, he's gonna need to sign them.
Speaker 2 (57:55):
Well, they predicted Xavier Worthy to have sixteen.
Speaker 4 (57:58):
He has zero.
Speaker 1 (57:58):
He's got stitches.
Speaker 3 (58:00):
He runs it all the way here. AI fights back.
Speaker 2 (58:06):
Just as bless man. They are pubbbling you guys. Their
offensive line is good. Just so you know this going forward. Guys,
if you're thinking about betting any Chargers games, their offensive
line is solid.
Speaker 1 (58:18):
Like you're comparing it against the Chiefs, not that were
anything special, but yes they look.
Speaker 2 (58:22):
But car kickus and and what's your name?
Speaker 3 (58:26):
Conky?
Speaker 2 (58:27):
Uh No, the Jones. They're supposed to be good.
Speaker 3 (58:30):
Carlotis and you're talking about tranquility.
Speaker 1 (58:33):
Now he's out of Nick Bolton even looks slow. I'm
not getting any kind of pressure. And even that when
he does get pressure, Herbert, goodness, gracious.
Speaker 3 (58:41):
I should have never shut anybody up.
Speaker 5 (58:44):
Somebody up after an eight yard game?
Speaker 3 (58:46):
Andy Reid, though, Like, at what point is he gonna
put down the barbecue menu and pull out the playbook.
Speaker 1 (58:51):
It's hard to put it down, but if you had
can't say barbecue, it's hard. Honestly, football is one thing
with those burn ins at gates, but just headed different
that vinegar slaw beans playing.
Speaker 2 (59:04):
Oh dangon the guy playing has Kelsey, Man, I don't
even realize that.
Speaker 3 (59:07):
Well, no worries.
Speaker 2 (59:08):
He probably has four points, one point five points.
Speaker 3 (59:11):
He was in the second round in my division.
Speaker 5 (59:13):
You get any points for taking out your fucking best
wide receiver?
Speaker 2 (59:16):
No you, yeah, actually he does because he's got Kelsey
on his team too. So friendly fire.
Speaker 3 (59:21):
Oh they finally put in nause did they really interception.
Speaker 2 (59:26):
Oh what a play? Who's that guy? His head smacked
the ground. That was a good play man.
Speaker 1 (59:33):
He's fat.
Speaker 2 (59:33):
Quinton Johnson. He's had a hard time catching the rock
man his whole career.
Speaker 1 (59:37):
He's playing spags bro.
Speaker 2 (59:38):
He's out of CCU and he's really good.
Speaker 5 (59:40):
But man, he has How big is the stop here?
They get a field goal? We scored a touchdown.
Speaker 2 (59:44):
We're up by that hit, right, I mean that was okay,
it's the last play.
Speaker 3 (59:48):
Where was Herbert College? Was it Oregon?
Speaker 4 (59:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (59:50):
He plays for the Chargers. Now they're gonna take an Now,
another guy he makes a play and.
Speaker 3 (59:55):
It's at grass in South Paulo's.
Speaker 5 (59:57):
A free time out.
Speaker 1 (59:58):
Take it.
Speaker 2 (59:58):
Did you see You can't.
Speaker 3 (01:00:00):
Fake an injury in college anymore?
Speaker 2 (01:00:04):
Right, that's a good point. But you know you can
get hurt before they line up in formation.
Speaker 5 (01:00:10):
Right, It depends on if your quarterbacks were in a headband.
Speaker 1 (01:00:13):
Our quarterbacks were in a head band, So we're good.
Speaker 3 (01:00:16):
Oh look at this couple doing laundry together. I mean, guys,
these commercials are so unrealistic. This guy is snapping one
off in the laundry room.
Speaker 6 (01:00:24):
Honey, let's fold the sheet together.
Speaker 3 (01:00:26):
Guys, I haven't been in the laundry rooms.
Speaker 1 (01:00:28):
About the football game. Sweet, let's fold that fitted sheet together.
Get over here, honey, kiss my neck.
Speaker 3 (01:00:35):
And then look at this thing.
Speaker 5 (01:00:36):
Fourth quarter? No, honey, Oh, and they'll show it on
Sports Center. Who cares?
Speaker 3 (01:00:40):
Come here, red Bull. The best thing you can do
with the Red Bull is not drink it is put
a pipe bomb in it, give it some vodka. You
snap it in the back of the red Ball.
Speaker 2 (01:00:48):
Yeah no, I love jagerbombs, man, That's what I used
to drink that those have been out for you talking.
Speaker 1 (01:00:55):
Trash twenty years past. The last time you ever had
a Yager bomb.
Speaker 2 (01:01:00):
I've probably had one that's been more than it's been
less than twenty years.
Speaker 3 (01:01:04):
I've never had one. I can't do the black liquorice.
Speaker 2 (01:01:07):
What do you mean you've never had a Giger.
Speaker 3 (01:01:08):
I've never even had Yeager. I won't do that crap.
It looks like motor oil.
Speaker 2 (01:01:13):
Motor Guinness? Man, do you have that in Ireland or
wherever we went last year?
Speaker 1 (01:01:19):
In Ireland? In Dublin, I can drink a Guiness once
in a while, but it's not great. I mean one,
It's not like a beer. You're gonna drink six of.
Speaker 3 (01:01:24):
Because so guinness is it's the thing that's going around
right now. You've got to drink it. And then you
got to split the G or something. It's all over
the internet.
Speaker 2 (01:01:33):
Split the G.
Speaker 3 (01:01:34):
Yes, the only guy can drink like, let's say four
inches of it and it has to end in between
the G and the guinness. I got friends traveling over
there right now, and everybody's doing split the G.
Speaker 1 (01:01:44):
Seen it?
Speaker 3 (01:01:45):
You've never heard of that? Brother doesn't hit the country
yet yet.
Speaker 1 (01:01:48):
I can remember we.
Speaker 4 (01:01:49):
Bring some of your friends over here.
Speaker 3 (01:01:51):
Hey, man, you ever split the G? What the brother?
Speaker 1 (01:01:54):
Let's split the man?
Speaker 3 (01:01:55):
I don't know what are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (01:01:57):
Man?
Speaker 6 (01:01:57):
Are you gag slipped the weedback home?
Speaker 3 (01:02:03):
We don't do that here in the country.
Speaker 1 (01:02:04):
Man. We ain't gay, yeah, but we don't do that.
We're from Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:02:09):
But I wanted to ask you. Have you been to
Back Roads Bar in Spring?
Speaker 1 (01:02:15):
Is that the one that's across from Sonic over here
on like by the laundry mat.
Speaker 5 (01:02:20):
I don't know about that highway.
Speaker 3 (01:02:21):
But it's on that main highway. Yeah, we went there
last weekend. I was gonna hit you up, but I
didn't know how long we were gonna be there, I
would have been there.
Speaker 5 (01:02:29):
You know what smokes about it? What sucks?
Speaker 2 (01:02:31):
What smokes about it? What smokes?
Speaker 5 (01:02:32):
What s bet?
Speaker 1 (01:02:33):
Is the smoking bar? They can do that, dude, they
can do no.
Speaker 8 (01:02:36):
No, I forgot to say that on the pod. It
smells so like cigarettes. A matter of whether I want to.
I don't mind being in there, dude, I'll wake up
the next day.
Speaker 2 (01:02:46):
I was just third down boys, third three, We got it.
I'm gonna say what I used to think smoking in
a bar, like who cares? Let them smoking a bar?
And then after they did they outlawed it in Texas
or in Austin. I was like, hell my god. I
never realized how off?
Speaker 1 (01:03:00):
What was good? God?
Speaker 3 (01:03:02):
I mean, Keenan Allen was wide open for the touchdown.
Speaker 5 (01:03:04):
No pressure on her.
Speaker 3 (01:03:05):
Chargers are gonna be up twenty to twelve. No they're not.
Speaker 2 (01:03:07):
They're going to go go for two.
Speaker 1 (01:03:09):
Go for two, they'd be done.
Speaker 3 (01:03:11):
Keenan Allen just said, this is my house, Paula.
Speaker 2 (01:03:14):
No, you go for two and make it a two
possession game.
Speaker 1 (01:03:18):
You are there. Hardball is not going to do that.
Why would you lose your advantage?
Speaker 8 (01:03:22):
You go for two because you go for two because
if you miss it, if you're still up by seven,
but then it's right back.
Speaker 3 (01:03:28):
To You're right, you would kick a kick a field goal.
Brother's right.
Speaker 5 (01:03:32):
Just keep your advantage.
Speaker 3 (01:03:33):
It's nineteen twelve by eight.
Speaker 1 (01:03:36):
Keep the pressure on them.
Speaker 3 (01:03:37):
Yeah, man, brother's right.
Speaker 2 (01:03:38):
No he's not.
Speaker 4 (01:03:39):
I'm a mathematician.
Speaker 5 (01:03:40):
No, you're not chanks it your radio host twenty twelve.
Speaker 3 (01:03:46):
Twenty twelve, brother was right on that point.
Speaker 1 (01:03:49):
Brother, Yeah, why would you turn down that chance?
Speaker 3 (01:03:51):
Coaching point? Brother?
Speaker 1 (01:03:52):
Yeah, thank you do.
Speaker 3 (01:03:53):
I get a coaching point for saying they're going to
go for on fourth and one an hour ago, I
called the fourth and one.
Speaker 2 (01:03:59):
You always Keenan Allen. It is mister consistent.
Speaker 1 (01:04:02):
He is so good, mister without a fucking team. A
week ago.
Speaker 3 (01:04:08):
Creative title YouTube, they called this sal Paulo game? Why
not call it Brazil? Is the thrill? I mean, there's
so many different ways you could have gone with that
instead of the actual city name and game.
Speaker 2 (01:04:24):
How about the football meets sal Paulou? Yeah it didn't work.
At that's what you said?
Speaker 3 (01:04:33):
Well, I said, who's Marlin? Right now? Who the hell?
Who is that guy? Oh?
Speaker 4 (01:04:43):
It's twenty right now, you're right, I didn't know. I'm shory.
Speaker 3 (01:04:46):
Okay, So the Chargers going all the way.
Speaker 8 (01:04:48):
The Chargers have to get a safety this guy more No,
it's it's about to be twenty.
Speaker 1 (01:04:53):
It's gonna be twenty twenty.
Speaker 2 (01:04:54):
We're gonna get a touchdown, two point conversion.
Speaker 1 (01:04:57):
We're gonna our defense is gonna hold him, and it's
gonna be twenty to twenty.
Speaker 2 (01:05:00):
All right, we'll take a break. We'll be right back.
Speaker 1 (01:05:01):
Oh damn, I forget the mic was doing.
Speaker 4 (01:05:05):
He Oh yeah, I don't know how you forget the
MIC's on? How long has this been?
Speaker 1 (01:05:09):
It's my house.
Speaker 5 (01:05:09):
I never do this, so I just so I'm just
sitting down.
Speaker 2 (01:05:13):
Hey, we'll take a break and we'll actually come back
when the game's over and tell you what happened, or
if something big happens, we'll be back check man.
Speaker 4 (01:05:22):
And that's a wrap, folks.
Speaker 2 (01:05:24):
Herbert scrambles on the outside. Pitts is pissed, but he's
glad it's week one not week seventeen. Doesn't like what
he sees man that that was anti climatic right there.
Folks didn't even want to come in here and finish
up the pod. So thanks for riding with us on
this Friday night, Chief's Kingdom. You have a lot to
(01:05:47):
be worried about, Buddy Glass. Take it easy on your wife, Zanna.
It's just one game. Don't worry you lose a game.
But boy, that Chargers offensive line looked good. Herbert looked good.
The Chargers are going to the super Bowl. Good Night
from Pitts's Palace.