Lunchbox Gets Scolded by Batters Box

In this episode Lunchbox get's scolded because Batters Box is super annoyed on Lunchbox's inability to watch football like he does. Ibiza is back in the studio to talk about life in the office and how he doesn't wear underwear all the time. We find out Ray brushes his teeth in a weird place in the building and IBIZA talks about why he broke up with the 49ers. Bills vs Ravens was insane, Panthers still suck, Titans could do nothing on offense and much more from around the NFL. 

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Okay, your sister said, you've been doing that your whole life.
You're all right, stop stop.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
And my favorite thing too, is it obviously is a
little bit of an annoying noise. And then Jennifer Brownly
and other people get on there it is the most
annoying thing I've ever heard, Right, that's kind of it.
We understand it's annoying, guys, but also we do radio.
We understand what's horrible and what's decent. And I think
it's decent.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
I would know it's horrible.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
I would argue that a train whistle, a morning alarm,
which we use for the mailbox. I would argue that
a horn honking that we use for our truck drivers.
I would argue that those things are more annoying.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
Uh No, I don't think a train horn is not
as annoying as that whistle. And I don't know what
it is. It's just like kind of piercing. It's kind
of like kids screech and kids do that and it
hurts your ears and it's just like, oh man, so
it's like grating on your nerves. I don't know why
I don't like it so much.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
A crying baby isn't is not as bad as this.
It's actually kind of soothing. A crying baby is ten
billion times worse. And also, guys, we ask you your
opinions on stuff, we really don't care.

Speaker 3 (01:27):
We'll still do whatever we want. Just fly.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
Oh is that what it is? It's sort of like
a rhetorical question. You don't give a crap.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
No, I do give a crap. But I've been in
this game for fifteen years. You've been it for twenty years.
Let us handle the podcasting.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
No no, I literally asked people to give us feedback.
I said, hey, guys, do you guys hate that whistle?
And all they were doing was doing what I asked them.
So to say we don't care, that's just false information.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
Some people on that Facebook have been rubbed me the
wrong way. That dude that posts his parlay and then
won't give the amount that he bet.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
Makes no sense.

Speaker 3 (02:02):
What is it, guys?

Speaker 2 (02:03):
If there's a significant difference if it was a one
dollar bet, because that means he placed probably like fifty
of them, but it doesn't matter. But right if he
did like thirty dollars, he won ten grand. So that's
why it's important to show how much you bet on
that type of a bet.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
It is really cool no matter how little or how
much you bet to see people win.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
Right, But like some guy posted, if they're a dollar,
that means it wasn't as awesome as we're thinking it is,
because that means he bets probably twenty of those.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
Some guy bet some touchdown one and he only bet
twenty nine cents because that's all he had left in
his account to plush twenty four hundred odds and he won,
So he won what two hundred seven dollars? Oh, because
he only had twenty nine cents left in his account.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
They let you bet that. Yes, dude, I got to
talk to Baser.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
I could be back. I mean I did a couple
of fun bets yesterday. They didn't hit, but they were fun.

Speaker 3 (02:56):
Why didn't you post them?

Speaker 1 (02:57):
Well? I just got logged in and nobody host losers. No, no,
I don't post any I'm just.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
Saying to that point, people only post their winners. I
log the sand guy post the ones you lost. I
logged in and it said, oh, here's a cool bet.
And it was all these receivers to get fifty yards
and it was like eight of them. All they had
to do was get fifty, Jamar Chase, Drake London, Trey McBride.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
Not yesterday.

Speaker 3 (03:24):
Why I was low scoring.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
If you bet the under on everything, I bet you're
a millionaire this morning.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:29):
The only one that went over was the late night
and Jet's.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
Pits right, But I missed it because Tyreek Hill only
got forty yards and Brian Thomas got eleven yards.

Speaker 3 (03:38):
What was with Brian Thomas?

Speaker 1 (03:40):
Well, they were dominating. They didn't need to do anything.
The Carolina Panthers were so freaking bad. Knew that.

Speaker 3 (03:47):
I mean they they've really not been good in years,
I know.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
But they started to look better. But I did tell
you the Jaguars gonna blow them out, like it was
an easy bet, Like it was an easy like it
was ugly. But I don't know. I mean, Bryce shoungk
just might not be it to take share. I mean,
he had an alright game. Brian Thomas did nothing but
hey at ten at ten at ten, welcome back from

(04:10):
the dead baby.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
He sucked all last year and me and Justin were
on life support because of him. And right now it's
a resurgent and the guys like MVP of the league.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
Yeah, I mean no, I have been a Bigsby.

Speaker 3 (04:24):
So Bigsby went from having a great year last year
they don't even use him this year.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
Well, they got a new coach man. I mean, why
are we talking about the Jagson.

Speaker 3 (04:30):
Well and Bryce Young.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
We're gonna talk guys about the worst players and teams
that we saw yesterday.

Speaker 3 (04:35):
Bryce Young is short. He's not a good quarterback.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
I mean he's so small. He looks like he's he
looks like he's eighteen years old, like he Kyler Murray.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
What he was wearing to walk into the game, it
was like a pink shirt, some oversized pants and like
NBA basketball shoes, and somebody goes, this is what it
looks like when you're going to tell your parents you
just threw up all over the kitchen or something.

Speaker 3 (04:55):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (04:55):
Yeah, I didn't see anybody's walking uniforms or outfits that
wasn't my Like, I didn't check any pregame shows out
I tuned in about twelve ten, right after kickoff to
see what game we had in here in Nashville. What
game do we have on Pittsburgh Jets. Pittsburgh Jets. I'm like, oh,
this is gonna suck. Actually highly entertaining. It was going

(05:16):
to actually highly entertaining tell me this. So are you
guys not going to buy the package? No, I'm not
going to buy the package because it's four hundred on
YouTube TV. Ye not buying the package?

Speaker 2 (05:25):
See, but you gotta get I don't get red Zone
now because it comes with the package.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
I get Red Zone how cable?

Speaker 3 (05:32):
On what channel?

Speaker 1 (05:33):
Regular cable? Man, it's right up there by ESPN.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
See, I have to have the package. I think with
YouTube TV that's how they get you to buy it.
I don't have the package, right, but you you don't
have YouTube TV. No, I don't see there you go.
I mean, it's going to be a long season if
all I'm watching is Titans and the game they select
me to watch.

Speaker 3 (05:53):
But right now, we made it one week without buying
the package.

Speaker 1 (05:55):
My brother Batter's Box. I don't know if you've heard
of them. What if everybody that's a Batter's box here
with this? He is so mad at us. He's so
mad at me. First of all, he gets so pissed
at me about my football watching capabilities. He's like, I
don't understand how long I've been telling you just get
YouTube TV. You can get a quad box. I was like,

(06:17):
he goes, does your TV have quadbox or multi screen?
I was like, I have no idea. He goes, how
do you not know? I said, how would I know?
If I can split my screen into two?

Speaker 3 (06:29):
Well, that's only with YouTube TV.

Speaker 1 (06:31):
He was like, you are so idiotically challenged when it
comes to technology, that mom and dad may be better
than you at technology. I said, well, I just watch whatever,
and he goes, no, you should be able to select.
You should be able to put red Zone and the
game on the same screen so you can have it
split screen.

Speaker 3 (06:51):
I bet you can't.

Speaker 1 (06:52):
And I was like, I don't know if I can
do that, and he goes, would you please, for the
love of God stop with your stupid cable bill get
rid of it. Like I've been telling you for the
last two years.

Speaker 3 (07:04):
I've been telling you for three.

Speaker 1 (07:06):
Get YouTube TV. It's the best thing you'll ever do.
He was like, then you can buy the package and
you can put four games on one screen. Would you
please do that for me? I do not understand why
we have to have this conversation every single year. And
I'm like, well yeah, he goes, no, No, what you're
gonna do is you're gonna say you're gonna do it

(07:26):
and you're never gonna do it. I'm like yeah, and
he goes and with like with the sore Losers fantas,
he goes, would you please get the app on your phone?
He goes, you drive me nuts when I call you
and want you to look at something and you're like,
hold on, let me get my computer. You don't need
your computer to look at this kind of stuff. All

(07:47):
you have to do is this thing on your phone.
They have apps. Put the app on your phone and
do it. I mean, he was raking me across the
Cols last night. Ray, he was burping me. I was like, sorry, man,
the game and he was like, is this after the
Buffalo Baltimore game that he called me and he's just

(08:07):
telling me all this and he's like, did you see
that play? And I'm like no, and he's like because
it infuriates me when I text you like, oh my god,
what a play? Like Jake Moody missed a field goal?
And he goes, f Jake Moody and I'm like, what
happened and he goes, he missed a kick? How did
you not see it? I'm like, oh, sorry, I didn't

(08:28):
know that or someone touched down and I'm like, oh really,
and he goes, dude, it's all, oh, like you should
be able to see this stuff. He gets so mad
at me. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (08:37):
The two bad things about YouTube TV justin I don't
know what he was watching it on. He was a
minute ahead of me, and these apps clicking into him
back in the day.

Speaker 3 (08:45):
We're gonna sound a little old. I'm forty now I
can talk like this.

Speaker 2 (08:48):
Remember you'd come home middle school, you'd hit one button, boom,
sports centers on. Now it's a good five minute commitment.
Turn on the TV, scrolled the app. YouTube TV loads
for about forty five seconds. Then I gotta find the program.
It's not really easy to navigate through and the searching
of it, so you kind of got to know your channels.

Speaker 3 (09:11):
Get ready to sit, saddle in for five.

Speaker 2 (09:14):
Minutes and then boom. Then you can watch your game.
It's not back in the old days.

Speaker 3 (09:17):
Boom see the score, awesome, Let's go, let's go play,
let's go play outside. It's not quick.

Speaker 1 (09:22):
Now. If you have YouTube TV as the package cheaper, right,
I'd assume it's not four hundred. It has to be
like two hundred hundred.

Speaker 3 (09:28):
Can you get the package without YouTube TV.

Speaker 1 (09:31):
I don't know. And then here we go and then
another thing that makes it mad. He was like, why
do you not have a firestick by now? And I said,
I'm getting you one for your next birthday. And I
still don't know what those are. I don't really understand them.
But we were at Pitts's house on Friday and you
guys were talking about the firestick, and internally I was
lapping to myself, going, man, these guys know about this

(09:53):
fire stick thing, and I don't know what they're talking about.

Speaker 2 (09:57):
It's just some stupid dongle you stick in your TV
and then you can get any app you want.

Speaker 1 (10:02):
Yeah, because my TV that I can have it built
in correct. It doesn't have the ability to have Paramount.
It doesn't have Apple TV.

Speaker 3 (10:12):
It does I have my gosh, you need a new TV, dude.

Speaker 2 (10:15):
The only reason I need it is because I stole
those TVs from work and they were all made for
Eddie's pictures and videos. They weren't made for smart So
you stick a dongle right in the back end of
it and then you're good. Then you can stream, Yeah,
because mine has other apps, like it has Netflix, it
has can't get all of them.

Speaker 1 (10:32):
No, I can't get all them on my TV. Dude,
we're going the best buy.

Speaker 2 (10:37):
I'm getting you a TV for next year's birthday, so
I'm getting it a year ahead.

Speaker 1 (10:41):
So literally, I have to get my wife's computer, plug
that in to the TV, and then it'll do the
TV like it'll show what's on the computer on the TV,
like if I want to watch an MLS soccer game
or something that's on Apple TV, or like Shrinking, which
is a great show by the way, on Apple TV.
Have you ever watched it? No, dude, laugh out loud, loud,

(11:04):
funny Tuesday reviews Day. No, no, it's not. It's not
a reviews day or calling from accounts because it's on
Paramount Plus. Save it.

Speaker 3 (11:11):
Don't spoil no spoilers.

Speaker 1 (11:13):
I've never seen it. Well, I haven't seen the second season.
I've only seen the first. But you have I have
to get the computer and plug that in because I
don't know how to like, can I do a fire
stick on that TV on the TV that already is
a smart TV?

Speaker 3 (11:28):
Why would you?

Speaker 1 (11:28):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (11:29):
Yeah, first work on anything. Maybe it's just a it's
just an ISDN thing.

Speaker 2 (11:33):
Shove it up the butt. Remember you gotta have a
power cord. We did that. We hooked it up one
time with Justin. Never put a power stick in it,
and that's why we couldn't get to work. But you
just put it in the back end right up there.
Put it up there, good and hard, and then you're
good to go. You'll see it roku. You just click
through the crap huh, and it'll appear right away. If
it doesn't, something went terribly wrong.

Speaker 1 (11:53):
Yeah. So I was feeling pretty good about myself last
night after watching the games and enjoying a sunday of football.
But then I have Batter's back box call me and
just rip me to shreds about my watching. I went
to bed like, man, I'm not a good human.

Speaker 2 (12:07):
Yeah, he went hard, but justifiably so, because you can't
just use the excuse. I don't understand it because we
explain the crap to you. I just gave you a
perfect breakdown of a fire dongle.

Speaker 1 (12:18):
No, I understand. You gave me the You talk to
me about this firestick.

Speaker 2 (12:22):
Dongle when you go into best buy'd be like, I
need the fire dongle.

Speaker 1 (12:25):
Okay, now does it cost extra? Like?

Speaker 2 (12:28):
No, it's free hundred dollars. You buy it, and then
you're good to go forever. Okay, you don't even have
to register anything signing up. I keep getting emails sign
up for Roku. I don't freaking know. All I know
is it works. It's streams who.

Speaker 1 (12:39):
Cares, and you just log into your account and then
they log into them.

Speaker 3 (12:41):
Okay, but oh, don't worry getting.

Speaker 2 (12:43):
The YouTube information Beazer, what's our pass word? Fifteen minutes
you're doing that, then another fifteen minutes to try and
log into Amazon Prime, another fifteen minutes to get paramount beezer,
what's the paramount password?

Speaker 3 (12:58):
You need?

Speaker 2 (12:59):
Forty five minutes to log into all the apps. It's
like I was talking to mine right right, but it
was the year we got married or the year I propose. Okay,
so you're no, no, I know when your birthday is?

Speaker 3 (13:11):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (13:12):
Oh, I was accidentally entering the cat's birthday. When was
your birthday? You're ready for that for about forty five minutes?

Speaker 1 (13:19):
Hey, I do this all the time. Hey, honey, what's
maybe what's our what's my ticket Master password?

Speaker 3 (13:26):
Hey?

Speaker 1 (13:26):
Do you know the password to my hotmail account? I
have no idea, like, I don't save any I don't
know where any of this is. They make you change
all these passwords everywhere you go, every website. Oh you
know you need to do a password. Update your password.
Oh my god, you've had that password too long. I
can't with all these passwords.

Speaker 2 (13:43):
Start today. I'm gonna be your brother Battle of the box.
Put a damn document on your computer. My passwords. Oh,
he start typing them.

Speaker 3 (13:50):
No.

Speaker 1 (13:51):
He got mad at me for that too, because I
was like, oh man, I need to make a list
of everything I need to do for the football season.
I did it two years ago.

Speaker 2 (13:59):
It was the best a couple of minutes of my
life because now I never have to check in.

Speaker 1 (14:03):
Because I'm in a pick you know, a few pickums,
a couple of eliminators. You got fantasy football lineups.

Speaker 2 (14:08):
Then put it on it, so on word right now,
put fantasy pick them password.

Speaker 1 (14:12):
So no, I have the password. But I'm saying, I
make a checklist of everything I have to submit.

Speaker 3 (14:17):
For the week, and it's all gambling related.

Speaker 1 (14:19):
And so I was like, he was like, well what
do you do? And he goes, why don't you just
do that on your phone? I said, no, no, I
go and I go to email, and I type up
a draft and I set write everything down, so then
I know it's saved in my draft folder right there.
And he goes, why are you so old and stupid?
Just put it on your phone.

Speaker 3 (14:39):
I put it in a draft so that it deletes itself.

Speaker 1 (14:41):
He was like. He goes, it's amazing. He goes, there's
this thing called apps on your phone that will remind you.
They will ding and say, hey, you're supposed to do this.
All you have to do is do it on your phone.
He goes, my god.

Speaker 3 (14:52):
I will argue with our fantasy football. I do not
have the app. The web page is just as fine
on your phone. You really don't need the app, you know.

Speaker 1 (15:00):
I get out my laptop and go to the website.
I go to my Fantasy League dot com. Then I
go to Yahoo dot com. Then I go to cbssports
dot com to enter my picks for these different pools
and different you know, fantasies I'm in. I can't do
the phone. Everyone is obsessed with their freaking phone.

Speaker 3 (15:17):
Right and then the porn account, that password I gotta remember.

Speaker 1 (15:21):
Hey, honey, do you know my account to PORNA? I
mean no, you wouldn't know I have that. Sorry, never
mind disregard.

Speaker 2 (15:26):
I was hoping for a subscription to OnlyFans from Baser
But maybe she's gonna surprise me with it.

Speaker 1 (15:32):
Maybe it's coming, man, But I'm gonna tell you what.
It's a great day. And I did get one comment,
one comment on our pod that we did with Pitts.

Speaker 3 (15:38):
Thanks guys, out of shape the support.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
I mean, we do this extra pod drinking over at
Pitts watching Chiefs Chargers. I mean, you guys were busy
with your lives and no one listened to the pod.
But that's fine. But someone said, Brandon Hill said, how
did you guys wrap up the pod because you never
really started the pod? Eh, we didn't do our introductions. Oh,
I'm like funny, but we should probably start this pot Yeah, yeah,

(16:03):
we're I mean, how many minutes in are we fifteen?

Speaker 3 (16:05):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (16:06):
Man, we better start it. Yeah, we're gonna do a lot.
Oh the one, two, three, so loser? What up? Everybody?
I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports, so
I'll give you the sports facts, my sports opinions because
I'm pretty much a.

Speaker 2 (16:23):
Sports genius, y'all. It is Sisson. I'm from the North
and alpha male. I live on the north side of Nashville,
really close to brother. Me and lunch drove over there.
Only took about fifteen minutes.

Speaker 1 (16:32):
It was great.

Speaker 2 (16:33):
So in your house so many corn crops. A lot
of them are dead. But apparently that goes to the
hogs and to make fuel or something.

Speaker 1 (16:40):
Anyways, me and Beze are married.

Speaker 3 (16:41):
We got two point two acres, two point two kids.

Speaker 1 (16:43):
At Vanderbilt.

Speaker 2 (16:44):
Justin should be checking on him this morning. He might
have a double hangover. That's two days of being hungover. Guys,
that's all I got. I have a heart attack when
I'm seventy two. I'm now forty. H The birthday was great.
That's all I'm talking about it. Over to you, man, I.

Speaker 1 (16:55):
Know you're gonna talk about it more. Double hangover and
another cool bet I did do yesterday. I did had
some afternoon games five five five five five. It was
all these receivers to get five receiving yards in the
first quarter, I like it, didn't get it. Nico Collins
didn't get any I.

Speaker 2 (17:11):
Was gonna say, do a Titans guy cam Ward had
about eighty yards in the third uh.

Speaker 1 (17:16):
He had about ninety yards for the game, and they
had about a They had like one hundred and thirty
yards of offense and one hundred and forty yards of penalties. God,
they look their their defense. They played the Broncos. No
their defense, the man, I'm forty. Their defense is good.
It looked good. Their offense, Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (17:36):
They can't catch Ridley. He must have been he had
bet hands. He was dropping. Then some some tight end
across the conclu or some he drops every guy on
the team.

Speaker 1 (17:45):
And then the other guys I don't even know their names.

Speaker 3 (17:47):
Who oh Ayinawa they got him too.

Speaker 1 (17:50):
They're missing their their MVP from last year, Westbrook a Kena.

Speaker 2 (17:54):
Where's he at somewhere? But cam Ward tried to march
at the end. Nobody could catch a ball.

Speaker 1 (17:59):
I mean he was zip in it. I mean he
was a fire ball, fastball, whoosh, whoosh, whoosh.

Speaker 2 (18:05):
He was fun to watch after Mayonnaise Dick. Sorry, guys,
I'm fine with cam Ward.

Speaker 1 (18:11):
He's a blast due. He looks a lot more fun
than will leave us.

Speaker 3 (18:14):
Can we believe we dealt with that.

Speaker 1 (18:16):
I'm just gonna say this, cam Mood at least looks
like he knows what's going on, Like he kind of
has an idea and he can kind of put some
zip on it. Will Levis just did I mean, I've
never seen dumb football plays like that. Kim Wore didn't
make those. Did the Titans win? Nod? I. It was
weird how they were still in the game after so
many mistakes by the Broncos. But yeah, Lee, at least

(18:37):
cam Moore looked competent.

Speaker 2 (18:38):
Did you see the Broncos play? They went forward on
fourth down and the fourth down play was a forty
yard bomb to the end zone and they missed it
and give the Titans a ball with fifteen.

Speaker 1 (18:48):
At the forty five. I was like, what are you doing? Like, no, hey,
kick the field goal teams are crazy, Like he literally
faked the handoff and he just chunked it as far
as he.

Speaker 3 (18:58):
Couldn't even their receiver for that's your play.

Speaker 2 (19:04):
We gave you a gift the previous possession when we
pushed your guy fifteen yards behind the line of scrimmage
and then.

Speaker 3 (19:09):
You guys returned us another gift. What a gift exchange.

Speaker 1 (19:13):
I thought Christmas season was coming up. I didn't know
his first weekend of the season, like, oh, happy birthday, No,
happy birthday to you very strange.

Speaker 3 (19:19):
Were they within field goal range? Yes, maybe they just
didn't want to get it blocked.

Speaker 1 (19:25):
I don't understand. It had to be a better option
than throwing the deep bomb that was nowhere near the receiver.
I mean, I think they did the fake handoff thinking, ah,
he's just gonna be wide opening, so we just chunked
it up there, thinking there's gonna be no one back there,
but at least give the receiver a chance. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (19:40):
When I saw that play, it was day one of
my hangover, so I honestly didn't even really understand what
I just saw.

Speaker 2 (19:45):
I go, did they just go for it on fourth down?
Why they could have pinned him at the one instead,
then they gave it to him at the forty or something.
It was a hail Mary fourth down when you're ahead.

Speaker 3 (19:57):
Yeah, what Sean Payton doing?

Speaker 1 (20:00):
I mean, I think he went out and celebrated your
birthday to the day before. I don't know what was
going on. It was bananas. It was great. And then
Batter's Box did text me last night game of the
year Titans no Pittsburgh and Jets no Bill's Ravens. Yeah,
I mean, guys, I was like, yeah, it's been one Sunday,
but that might be the game of the year. We
might have just seen the game of the year already.

Speaker 3 (20:19):
It was unbelievable, but you realize that's how football set
up with the scoring.

Speaker 2 (20:24):
Yes, the Chiefs absolutely blue on Friday night, and they
were in the game until the last possession.

Speaker 1 (20:29):
In the game, on the last and that's what it
was fun, that's what they wanted to be.

Speaker 2 (20:32):
Kind of anti climactic. Buddy runs for fifteen yards Herbert.
We all thought Pitts was going to have a miracle
finish and like be out naked in his front yard.

Speaker 1 (20:40):
Yeah, Instead it was just like, oh, Herbert around the
right side. Oh, ball game over?

Speaker 2 (20:43):
Okay, brother looks at me, he goes, brother, do they
still have a chance?

Speaker 3 (20:47):
I go, brother, I just did the math. There's no timeline.

Speaker 1 (20:49):
All I got to is kneel the ball. Kneel the ball.

Speaker 2 (20:51):
Man, Brother, Brother, I'm a little drunk. Do you think
they got a chance?

Speaker 1 (20:54):
Brother?

Speaker 3 (20:54):
I just did the math. That's just they'll just be
kneeling it for two minutes.

Speaker 1 (20:57):
Oh man, it was yeah, it was. It was good weekend. Uh,
we'll take a break, we'll come back, we'll talk birthday.
What else we got to talk about well.

Speaker 2 (21:05):
I mean, we were to talk more about it if
you would have came up, But since you didn't pull up,
I still kind of thought, in the back of my
head you were gonna surprise pull up. The soccer game
would have been the perfect trickery. It would have been,
so I kept thinking.

Speaker 3 (21:19):
I kept looking around the corner at Gar's see if
you're about to pull up. No, no, that's just the maid.
Oh is he about to pull up? Oh that's the butler.
Oh that's the hostess. Oh that's the elevator guest host.

Speaker 4 (21:32):
But you're about to pull up.

Speaker 2 (21:34):
Oh no, that's Angelina and lingerie. All right, hey Angelina
for the b day breaks out the lingerie top. I'm like, Angelina,
what the crap did Baser put you up to this?

Speaker 1 (21:45):
Justin's happy? Oh my god. I saw them in a
picture together.

Speaker 3 (21:48):
We had to doctor the photos.

Speaker 2 (21:50):
All she had was pasties on and then the lingerie well,
so we made her carry the sign that said happy
fortieth Ray. I was like, hey, guys, we got a
girl that can work the oasis tonight one.

Speaker 1 (22:01):
We're just burned.

Speaker 2 (22:02):
He was.

Speaker 1 (22:02):
When the sign came out, you thought I was gonna
pull up. Oh see about the pull up.

Speaker 2 (22:06):
Oh, that's them kicking us out. Oh so he's not
pulling out, Okay, no man. Oh and then when they
say at three thirty you gotta go. We gots to
get out of here. Right at three thirty, they kick you.

Speaker 1 (22:15):
Out, man. And I thought, man, maybe I should in
between the soccer games and the party that night, I
should have maybe pulled up, like had my wife drop
me off and then just hang out for a little bit.
That's my bad. Man.

Speaker 3 (22:29):
It was a tough pull up because we're balancing spot
to spot.

Speaker 2 (22:33):
The spot you would have been at Wallings. We'd already
been at ODI's. You'd went to Odie's. We'd already been
at Red Door. You went to Red Door. We were
alway all the way back to wild Beaver Back downtown.
I mean we took probably eight ubers.

Speaker 1 (22:45):
Okay, Yeah. I noticed. I saw the Uber videos and
I was like, oh, I should go meet them where
they're at and that, And then there was another Uber
video and then another, and it looked like you had
the same Uber every time. He just waited out for
I mean, it was like you had a driver. But
I think you just ordered Uber black because you needed
a big car with all those people. But I literally
was like, damn, he got the same mover driver over
and over and over and over. That's bananas, as man,

(23:09):
you better just leave it out front. We'll be right back.

Speaker 3 (23:12):
All right, wedd we're all add We're gonna rock one
drink and we'll be back.

Speaker 1 (23:15):
Hey man, we're gonna have one drink and then they're gonna
probably kick us out of here, and we've got to go
to the other bar, and we're gonna have to act sober.
Get out of the car, get in, get kicked out,
we'll go to the next place.

Speaker 2 (23:22):
It's a tradition unlike any other. Just like when our
buddy Cruise used to be here. We couldn't even finish
our drinks and we would bounce to another bar.

Speaker 1 (23:29):
He would be like, hey, you guys, right, dude, I
haven't even said my order yet. Well chug it, you
may chug get fast. We're going to the next spot.
It was all funny is.

Speaker 2 (23:38):
Because Lunch would get so pissed because he couldn't even
enjoy his drink.

Speaker 3 (23:41):
It would be going on to another one.

Speaker 1 (23:43):
I mean, I'm just saying hi to the bargain I'm
just saying, Hi, how are you doing it? And you're
already ready to go wrap it up? That's going man,
We're going next door. Man, Guys, we've been here for
six minutes. Too long. Too long. Let's go somewhere else.
We'll take a break. We'll be right back live dude
and fantasy. Let me tell you. I was already like, huh, dude,

(24:06):
the guy plays sucks. I won. Ohh yeah, I kicked
his ass. I was celebrating my win, popping champagne. And
I looked last night and I'm like, oh, he still
got players going in the biggest game of the night,
Bill's Ravens, and all of a sudden it was high scoring.

(24:27):
He he comes. I'm a little bit puckered, and I'm like,
wait a minute, I thought his team sucked. I'm sitting
here going I got the greatest Fantasy score team ever. Honey,
not now, no, no, no. She went to bed. But
little did I know, Oh, he's sitting over there with
Dalton Kincaid, who I mean never does anything. All of

(24:50):
a sudden last night he wants to come out and
catch touchdowns. Oh what he has James Cook?

Speaker 4 (24:57):
It be that put up, dude, need you.

Speaker 1 (25:02):
Get on my mind? What is that for?

Speaker 4 (25:04):
I need your autograph for?

Speaker 3 (25:05):
What?

Speaker 1 (25:07):
Talk?

Speaker 4 (25:08):
So, today's my boss's birthday. I'm not at my boss.
My boss's son's birthday in every single year he makes
me a birthday card. So I was like, how cute
would it be if I make a birthday card for
him and have everybody sign it?

Speaker 1 (25:20):
Does he know who we are?

Speaker 4 (25:22):
Hopefully?

Speaker 3 (25:24):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (25:24):
Okay? Cool?

Speaker 4 (25:26):
Also, Ray, I'm so sorry I missed your birthday.

Speaker 3 (25:29):
Uh, the invite was sent.

Speaker 4 (25:31):
I did not receive an invitation.

Speaker 1 (25:32):
I sent it to church Tree. Did you not get it?

Speaker 2 (25:35):
No?

Speaker 3 (25:35):
Oh, it was at play.

Speaker 4 (25:36):
You expect me to be at the gay bar at
all times? You think that's just where I live.

Speaker 1 (25:41):
I thought you close it down. At least we expect
you to check in there once a week so you
get your mail.

Speaker 4 (25:47):
No, I messed up a private logger. Ray has my
phone number and didn't even invite me.

Speaker 1 (25:53):
He has your phone number.

Speaker 4 (25:54):
Yeah, we go way back. We're like texting bros.

Speaker 1 (25:57):
Dude, I don't have your phone number.

Speaker 4 (25:58):
I don't have yours.

Speaker 1 (26:00):
Wow, that's cool. Thanks a lot of beza. Dude, do
you talk to Carly regularly?

Speaker 4 (26:05):
Who's Carly Thompson.

Speaker 3 (26:07):
The girl used to work here.

Speaker 4 (26:08):
Oh, sometimes her last name.

Speaker 3 (26:10):
Because you guys were pasted.

Speaker 1 (26:11):
How do I know her last name?

Speaker 4 (26:13):
That seems like you're a stalker.

Speaker 3 (26:16):
I think it's her Instagram.

Speaker 1 (26:18):
I don't know. Maybe I just know I was trying
to help you, dude.

Speaker 4 (26:21):
I talked to her occasionally.

Speaker 3 (26:23):
Yeah, she's all.

Speaker 1 (26:24):
Married with kids.

Speaker 3 (26:25):
Now those people float off the planet.

Speaker 4 (26:26):
Yeah, I'm just gay, living my life, still going out
and doing things. Since she's doing boring married people things.

Speaker 1 (26:32):
Isn't it crazy?

Speaker 3 (26:33):
How boring they get?

Speaker 4 (26:34):
Yeah, lunch?

Speaker 1 (26:36):
What do you mean we get boring?

Speaker 4 (26:37):
Dide?

Speaker 1 (26:37):
I want to a party this weekend. I gotta give
him props.

Speaker 3 (26:40):
They still mingle and they're doing the.

Speaker 4 (26:42):
Did he throw it down for your birthday party?

Speaker 3 (26:44):
He needed to, but he didn't the night before we did.

Speaker 1 (26:47):
No, no, no, See here's what happened. So Ray had his
birthday party at eleven a m. On Saturday.

Speaker 4 (26:55):
That sounds like a dream.

Speaker 1 (26:56):
Thank you.

Speaker 4 (26:57):
I love day drinking. Then I'm done by four pm
and I can go to bed.

Speaker 1 (27:03):
Yeah, but I have three kids. And here's here was the.

Speaker 4 (27:06):
Can hire a babysitter?

Speaker 1 (27:07):
No, I understand, I can hire a babysitter, but they
had soccer games at twelve o'clock and one o'clock.

Speaker 3 (27:13):
How do you know if somebody has kids, don't worry,
they'll tell you about it.

Speaker 4 (27:17):
I feel like people that have kids are like people
that do CrossFit, and they'll tell you about it.

Speaker 3 (27:23):
Hey, how do you know somebody did a marathon? I
don't worry.

Speaker 4 (27:25):
They'll don't put a sticker on their car. Are you
gonna sign this piece of paper?

Speaker 1 (27:29):
I'm going to sign it. But here's the problem. I'm
the coach of the soccer teams. Okay, so how can
I go to Ray's birthday at eleven thirty when we
have a game at noon and one.

Speaker 4 (27:38):
You don't have an assistant coach, a backup coach. You
have to be in at every single game.

Speaker 1 (27:42):
Well, I'm already gonna miss two games.

Speaker 4 (27:45):
So therefore you could have missed three.

Speaker 1 (27:47):
So that's like half the season.

Speaker 4 (27:49):
That just means you don't even care about Ray. But
what I'm hearing, well.

Speaker 1 (27:52):
I did drive out to the country for Ray on
Friday night and hang out with him and Pitts, and
we watched the football game at Pitts's house and had
a couple of Bruskies and did a little pot as
we watched the game. That's browing out.

Speaker 4 (28:06):
You said a little pod and I thought you said pot. Well,
was like you.

Speaker 1 (28:11):
Did one set so casually. Some people did partake in
that and we did.

Speaker 4 (28:16):
A little pot while we were watching the game. That's
my kind of football game. Yeah, And they said way
more interesting of their zombies and goblin things had way
more fun that way.

Speaker 1 (28:29):
We're starting to see ghosts. Man, it was crazy.

Speaker 4 (28:34):
Loading.

Speaker 3 (28:35):
It was under center and our hand was his zad.

Speaker 4 (28:40):
It seems like you said that way too casually, like
you do it often.

Speaker 1 (28:45):
Now, that's your type of football game.

Speaker 4 (28:47):
I love sports.

Speaker 1 (28:49):
Yeah, So that was the issue was that they had
soccer games at noon and one.

Speaker 4 (28:54):
Okay, well did you at least get him a birthday present?

Speaker 1 (28:58):
What?

Speaker 4 (29:01):
No, you didn't even get him a birthday present?

Speaker 1 (29:05):
Ask him what he got me from my birthday?

Speaker 3 (29:07):
Right?

Speaker 4 (29:07):
Wou'd you have lunchbucks for his birthday?

Speaker 3 (29:09):
Birthday? In the studio, I'm surprising with those images, that's true.

Speaker 4 (29:13):
With the little confetti.

Speaker 1 (29:14):
That we thought were guns going off in there, it
scared the crap out of.

Speaker 3 (29:17):
Me, right, visa thought we were under attack.

Speaker 4 (29:20):
I did. I went and I went hiding.

Speaker 1 (29:23):
So he did get me that, but he didn't give
me a present. I mean, do we really need to
get each other presents?

Speaker 4 (29:29):
How old are you?

Speaker 1 (29:31):
I'm forty four, Ray, forty LORDI looks how are you? So?

Speaker 4 (29:36):
Yeah, you both should still get getting each other birthday presents?

Speaker 1 (29:39):
How old are you?

Speaker 4 (29:40):
Thirty three? Okay, and you didn't come to my birthday
party or get me a birthday present, So thirty three.

Speaker 1 (29:47):
So when we first moved here, you were.

Speaker 4 (29:49):
Like, yeah, geez, I know, I started as a baby.

Speaker 3 (29:54):
That's you got into the industry real young, and that's
real lucky.

Speaker 4 (29:57):
And I'm still here as a baby.

Speaker 1 (29:58):
I got a question. He's been here the whole time
we were.

Speaker 4 (30:00):
Here, close to it, Like, are you joking?

Speaker 1 (30:03):
No? No, I don't know what you were joking. I don't
know what you were you started?

Speaker 4 (30:06):
Is he joking?

Speaker 1 (30:07):
Dude?

Speaker 3 (30:07):
When we came here in twenty thirteen, I'm pretty sure
a beza.

Speaker 4 (30:09):
Was one of the first times I literally started in
twenty thirteen.

Speaker 3 (30:13):
I mean, hey, who's this guy?

Speaker 1 (30:16):
Really?

Speaker 4 (30:17):
I graduated college in twenty fourteen, so I started my
junior year of college.

Speaker 1 (30:21):
Have you not been looking at this guy's face? For
the past fifteen years. I didn't Can I just be
honest with you. I didn't realize he was here the
entire time because when we first moved here, everybody was
a new face. So he was like, oh my god,
what the was that?

Speaker 4 (30:35):
That was my fault?

Speaker 1 (30:37):
Yeah, that's on you, that's on you. I didn't realize
that he would he'd been here the whole time. There
were certain people that I was like, okay, but there
were so many new people. All the faces were well,
I will not lie.

Speaker 4 (30:48):
When you guys first moved here, I was already here.
But I was like so scared to talk to you
guys because I was told not to.

Speaker 3 (30:55):
Makes sense that I.

Speaker 4 (30:56):
Was like, but Ray was always there first.

Speaker 1 (30:59):
I wish we had that way.

Speaker 4 (31:00):
So like he gets there like three thirty.

Speaker 3 (31:02):
Put on my file.

Speaker 1 (31:03):
He's insane.

Speaker 4 (31:05):
He gets here like the same time that I do.

Speaker 1 (31:07):
I don't understand, but he you know why he does it?
Why do you do it?

Speaker 4 (31:11):
Because I have to work?

Speaker 1 (31:12):
No, No, he's paranoid. He's gonna oversleep.

Speaker 4 (31:15):
Well, and at the old building, he would get there
and then he would go to the gym and shower
and then come back and brush his teeth. In the sink,
and I would see it every single morning.

Speaker 1 (31:24):
See, and that's what he does here.

Speaker 4 (31:26):
I know I walk in every morning to him brushing
his teeth. That was so in the kitchen sink at.

Speaker 1 (31:32):
That that's a little weird.

Speaker 4 (31:34):
The same sink that we wash our dishes in. This
man is brushing his teeth.

Speaker 1 (31:38):
Its he gonna put my business out. There's my body counting.
Is there a reason you don't do it in the bathroom?

Speaker 2 (31:43):
That water runs constantly, the bathroom shuts on and off,
on and off, autumn.

Speaker 4 (31:46):
I will say, I also think it's more sanitary that
you wash your teeth in the sink in the bathroom.
I mean in the kitchen instead of the bathroom.

Speaker 1 (31:54):
Where do you brush your teeth at your house?

Speaker 4 (31:56):
I mean, but in my bathroom. But there's not random
stranger and they're doing weird things.

Speaker 1 (32:03):
You're peeing and pooping in there too, so it's the same.

Speaker 4 (32:06):
Yeah, But I am washing my hands. I am very sanitary.
There are a lot of people in here that I
know for a fact, do not wash their hands.

Speaker 1 (32:13):
I don't wash my hands that dry pea.

Speaker 4 (32:16):
Oh you really hurt my brain?

Speaker 3 (32:19):
Why? And also there's people in that bathroom that annihilate it.

Speaker 4 (32:22):
They do rantid can I ask you, how is it
that they get to work right.

Speaker 1 (32:29):
The place they get to work in like fifteen minutes,
they're in there dropping bombs like they don't have Like
why can't they just do it at their house? How
do they wait till they get to work.

Speaker 4 (32:38):
I'm also so confused on like what their dietary things are,
because when you walk in there, it's like, whoa, the
aroma is putrid. But then I realized this. I had
this conversation the other day that I realized that I
hate a bath like a public bathroom like that, because
with cheap toilet paper, you can hear like the toilet
paper wiping their butt, and that is so discussing.

Speaker 1 (33:02):
I will say, cheap toilet paper is so bad, like
it sucks, especially if you go on vacation, you stay
in the same airbnb or hotel for two or three days,
it's cheap hotel paper. No, not inches, it bleeds. It
bleeds all of a sudden, there's freaking blood on that
toilet paper, and I'm like, God, we gotta get out
of here, or I have to go to the store

(33:22):
and buy regular toilet paper. That tells you the type
of hotels I'm staying at.

Speaker 4 (33:27):
But yes, you're at the Motel six Lander sand.

Speaker 1 (33:30):
Exactly because when you you have kids, it doesn't matter what.
You don't want a nice hotel.

Speaker 2 (33:34):
I will say it is a special morning on Mondays
typically when there's two people at the exact same time
dropping bombs, and it's like Nagasaki in there. It's you
in their faces looking for N ninety five masks.

Speaker 4 (33:45):
It is bad, it's rancid. And then you hear the
toilet paper wipe it on their butt. And there's one
dude in there that scrubs it with the toilet paper.

Speaker 1 (33:54):
Is that the red hair guy? Yes, Oh my god
he is every day he nukes the place.

Speaker 2 (34:00):
Skyler I dude, if I'm coming out, oh buy it.
And I see the cleaning lady, I'm like, hey, I
want to hit that one early today.

Speaker 4 (34:11):
I go upstairs to the level seven so that I
don't have to deal.

Speaker 3 (34:14):
With it where the lawyers and stuff are.

Speaker 4 (34:17):
Yeah, the smart people, natural.

Speaker 1 (34:18):
Business and m hmm. Do you ever talk to the
people up there?

Speaker 4 (34:21):
Sometimes? But most of the time they're just like college
du bros. And I'm like, I have nothing in common
with you.

Speaker 1 (34:26):
Well, and I saw a couple that are all dressed
up and we're wearing hoodies and hats.

Speaker 4 (34:30):
Now I feel awful.

Speaker 2 (34:31):
They look at us, what do we do? And we
look at them? What do y'all do wearing that? That
looks miserable?

Speaker 4 (34:35):
Yeah, that looks awful, horrendous.

Speaker 3 (34:37):
Like you guys gotta wear a three piece every day
your life? Good God?

Speaker 1 (34:40):
I mean, how terrible would that be? I mean, I
just don't understand it. Like I used to think when
I was a kid, because my dad was repaired in
remodeled houses, so he had paint clothes on every day. Yeah,
and then I would see people in suits and I
was like, I am never doing that. I am never
going where I have to dress up every single day
of my life. That would be the worst thing ever.

Speaker 4 (34:58):
I don't even wear underwear every day. You want let alone,
You want me to wear a three piece suit? Absolutely not,
that's not happening.

Speaker 3 (35:04):
So he took the cake with saying he doesn't wash
his hands. Now you're saying you don't wear.

Speaker 1 (35:08):
Exactly day, Ray, what's wrong with that? Because you can
dribble in your pants, bro, you get dribble in your
pants when you pee, don't act like the front of
your shorts.

Speaker 2 (35:20):
Don't get freaking west. Guy brushes his teeth in the sink.
This guy doesn't ever wipe or wash his hands. And
this guy has drible not the dribble.

Speaker 1 (35:31):
Yeah, I mean, I don't understand like when when you
don't have underwear, if you dribble, it goes down your leg,
it hits off your should, and it runs down the
inner's thighs.

Speaker 4 (35:39):
Don't I think that your age, you need a down
when you peek.

Speaker 1 (35:48):
No, I'm not saying it comes out like it's pee.
I'm saying when you're done peeing, there's a little bit
of a dribble, like a drip or something that if
you don't shake it off enough.

Speaker 4 (35:57):
And you put and if you shake it more than
three times, then you're playing with it.

Speaker 2 (36:00):
Right, I know what you're talking about. But sometimes I'll
shake it for five minutes and then you know it's out.

Speaker 4 (36:04):
Well, I think that says a lot more about you.
I swear to God, if I walk in the bathroom
and you're standing in the front of the urnal, I'm
turning around immediately.

Speaker 3 (36:16):
You rake, boy, You Now I.

Speaker 1 (36:20):
Got a question. What is gross about not washing your
hands out to you pee. I don't understand you're not
peeing on your hands.

Speaker 4 (36:26):
They actually you are. Scientifically, if you are peeing, the
back spray is up to six feet, so it could
be all over your hands.

Speaker 1 (36:36):
And oh you got that good of a stream. I
got a good stream man, and I just go whoosh,
Just let him do his thing. He's gotta go six feet.
It's like covid man. I got to back up. You
know what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (36:47):
You're stressing me out.

Speaker 1 (36:50):
Like I understand when you poop because you white, I
get wash your hands, get it pee?

Speaker 4 (36:55):
No deed, you're peeing and then you're shaking your jump.

Speaker 1 (37:00):
But Germany is not flying all over my hands. Yeah
it is.

Speaker 4 (37:04):
It's literally back spray. It's back spray of like up
to six feet.

Speaker 1 (37:08):
I can feel it. Like when I wear sandals, I
get it. I get it.

Speaker 4 (37:12):
Like, so do you wash your feet afterward?

Speaker 1 (37:14):
No? But I will say stop it. I will say
when I wear sandals, I do not like wearing it
going to the urinal because it does splash out of
the urinal onto your feet. I would rather go in
the stall and pee in the stall.

Speaker 4 (37:28):
So now it's getting on your shoes. Maybe same thing,
that's different spray.

Speaker 1 (37:33):
That's why i'd rather well, usually it's the urinals that
go all the way to the ground, you know, the
real tall ones.

Speaker 4 (37:38):
Huh, those are the ones that spray.

Speaker 1 (37:39):
Out on your feet. Those are terrible. Man, whoever invented
those bad ideas?

Speaker 4 (37:44):
I'm so confused.

Speaker 3 (37:47):
And there's some of them.

Speaker 2 (37:47):
The cheapest toilets, I would almost say out Wrigley Field
or a football stadium, baseball stadium, those are the ones
that really comes back at you. Yeah, peeing in a trough,
It's like, guys, can we at least put some of
those little smell things in there that.

Speaker 4 (37:59):
At least like it's a little great.

Speaker 1 (38:01):
Yeah, it sends it in different directions at least instead
of straight back.

Speaker 3 (38:04):
Titan Stadium is the worst. You come out of there,
you're sopping what basers?

Speaker 1 (38:07):
Like, what happened?

Speaker 3 (38:08):
You spill your coke? I was like, no, I just
went the bathroom.

Speaker 4 (38:10):
I didn't realize we were going to get so passionate
about peeing in a urinal today.

Speaker 1 (38:14):
Well, you freaked out when I washed my don't wash
my hands when I pee, And then we went down
this whole rabbit hole.

Speaker 4 (38:19):
Well, now I'm more freaked out that Ray sits there
and shakes it for five minutes. This man is masturbating
in the bathroom.

Speaker 1 (38:26):
And we'll take a break. We'll be right back.

Speaker 4 (38:31):
Oh are you gonna sign my card or not?

Speaker 1 (38:33):
Oh? Is that why you came in here?

Speaker 4 (38:35):
That's all that I needed was the kid nine.

Speaker 1 (38:38):
Okay, that's pretty good.

Speaker 4 (38:40):
And so I think he knows who you are.

Speaker 1 (38:42):
I mean probably not, probably listens to you guys.

Speaker 4 (38:44):
Right, it's probably just showing the love.

Speaker 1 (38:46):
He's gonna not even be able to read my handwriting.

Speaker 4 (38:49):
Did you shine the card?

Speaker 1 (38:51):
Okay? Man? You didn't even get Ricky to sign the card?

Speaker 2 (38:56):
Not yet okay, not like you and the cleaning lady
of the Signor did you get on a to sign it?

Speaker 4 (39:01):
I did not, but I got Scuba se Van Morgan.

Speaker 3 (39:03):
We can tell by the ssh he's from Master when
we were like in third grade.

Speaker 4 (39:08):
Why did you put the cat back on? Well?

Speaker 1 (39:10):
What do you mean? I signed it? I don't want
to get any marker on the equipment here because it's
all nicely done.

Speaker 4 (39:16):
That's so nice of you.

Speaker 1 (39:18):
So what did you do this weekend?

Speaker 4 (39:20):
I went to Evansville, Indiana to go wedding dress shopping
with one of my best friends with Jessica. No, who's Jessica,
the one that lives in Detroit. Oh no, that's not
in Evansville.

Speaker 1 (39:33):
Well, I mean maybe she was getting married in Evansville.
I don't know. I just saw you at her bachelorette party,
so I thought maybe you were.

Speaker 4 (39:38):
I did go to her bachelorette party. But now I
went wedding dress shopping and I realized there's a casino
there that is great to know. We did not go.

Speaker 1 (39:46):
Oh my, and why would you go? Is that where
they live?

Speaker 4 (39:48):
That's where they're from.

Speaker 1 (39:50):
Evansville like some dress mech.

Speaker 4 (39:51):
I was gonna say, no, no, they live in Nashville.

Speaker 1 (39:59):
But then you drove to Evansville, like.

Speaker 4 (40:01):
Your family lives in Evansville. And she wanted to give
her mom the experience of going to wedding dress shop.

Speaker 1 (40:06):
Now, mom have a vehicle that can drive south on
sixty five.

Speaker 4 (40:10):
Actually, when we got there, her battery was dead, so
she couldn't drive anywhere.

Speaker 1 (40:14):
Well, actually she has neighbors that can jump start. There's jumping.

Speaker 4 (40:17):
Anyways, we went wedding dress shopping and I realized that
I am the bridezilla of this wedding, not not them,
not anybody else. But as soon as she would walk
out in a dress, I was like, hideous, heinous, looks
like a paper towel. That's awful.

Speaker 3 (40:30):
Mimosas no gez, I know.

Speaker 4 (40:33):
That's what Evansville, Indiana live.

Speaker 1 (40:37):
They have a dress shop there.

Speaker 4 (40:38):
Honestly they were only two.

Speaker 3 (40:40):
That's a lot.

Speaker 1 (40:42):
Did we say yes to the dress?

Speaker 4 (40:43):
No? They were all ugly, hideous, heinous.

Speaker 1 (40:48):
Trash bag and then we said.

Speaker 4 (40:50):
Yeah, trash back. Actually, I said, it looks like a
paper towel.

Speaker 3 (40:53):
How could it be that bad?

Speaker 2 (40:54):
Usually a woman is made to look really great in
a wedding dress. How could she fail at that many
of them? Are they just revealing now? Are there are
not enough coverage?

Speaker 1 (41:03):
Or no? It was.

Speaker 3 (41:05):
So there's not great designers.

Speaker 4 (41:07):
Correct. It looked like it was from the nineteen seventies.

Speaker 3 (41:10):
That could be back in style.

Speaker 4 (41:11):
Well not for this, not for Zach. That's a no
for meat dog.

Speaker 1 (41:16):
Is she is she getting married here?

Speaker 4 (41:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (41:20):
So is her mom going to drive down now and
try to help figure out?

Speaker 2 (41:23):
When there's a dress store on West End? That's where
Beaser went and she loved it was in and out.

Speaker 1 (41:28):
It was great. I don't know the other I heard
of advice called David's Bridal. Have you ever heard of that?

Speaker 4 (41:33):
We're not going to David's Bridal.

Speaker 3 (41:34):
Hey, Montana Steakhouse, it's right next to it is perfect.

Speaker 1 (41:37):
Well I know what you're talking about.

Speaker 3 (41:38):
Yeah, that's where we went.

Speaker 4 (41:40):
I think I used to work there.

Speaker 1 (41:42):
You worked in a dress job I did. Oh my gosh,
Oh my god?

Speaker 4 (41:51):
Was it Oz? Was it Olias Avezena?

Speaker 3 (41:53):
Couldn't tell you the name. I just went there. They
hid the dress. We went to pick the dress up.
I never saw it.

Speaker 4 (41:58):
It was definitely where I used to work.

Speaker 1 (42:00):
What about this clothing store that's in the random shopping
center with the Indian food place, the Chinese food place,
right next to where the Pigley Wigglely used to be.
What is that like? It seems like the most it's
a smoke vape shop next door.

Speaker 4 (42:13):
I don't know, but I kind of want to go now.

Speaker 1 (42:15):
And it's supposedly some expensive store that people drive from
all over to go to, And I'm like, look what
it's surrounded by.

Speaker 4 (42:21):
And then you're gonna walk out and your clothes they're
gonna spend like curry.

Speaker 3 (42:24):
I know the exact spot you're talking about.

Speaker 1 (42:26):
I never Oh, it's right across from Montana Steak.

Speaker 4 (42:33):
I'm trying to think of the name.

Speaker 3 (42:34):
I think it's where the Rundown Nukes is.

Speaker 4 (42:36):
I think it's a liquidation place.

Speaker 1 (42:38):
But supposedly it's like really expensive clothes. I don't know
anything about clothes, but who.

Speaker 3 (42:43):
Told you they're really expensive? Your poor neighbor like expensive?

Speaker 1 (42:48):
You know the guy in the homeless guy sleeping on.

Speaker 4 (42:50):
The what's the level of expense here?

Speaker 1 (42:53):
The guy, the guy on the street. When I was
walking into the Indian food place, he goes, you going
to that expensive clothing store? And I was like no.
He goes got a couple of dolls.

Speaker 4 (43:00):
Like no, you're absolutely insane.

Speaker 1 (43:04):
I'm just trying to get some lunch. Man. He's like,
all right, man, So that's the only reason I know.
And I don't know anything about it. So I didn't
know if you knew, because you know, clothes.

Speaker 4 (43:11):
Yeah, this man is just bringing up the most random
things on the side of the red well.

Speaker 3 (43:15):
He drives a lot, so he sees crap but never
goes in obviously. He just shows his kids stuff. Yeah,
and then they sometimes get to going.

Speaker 1 (43:22):
I'm tell you, showing your kids stuff like my dad,
you know what he used to do to us when
we were a kid. This gets sad. I already know
this is gonna get dark.

Speaker 4 (43:30):
We're ready.

Speaker 1 (43:30):
We were gonna go to the circus, right And I
grew up in Austin. Frank Erwin Center is on the
University of Texas campus is no longer there, Rest in Peace,
and they had the circus there and we would go
and before they'd have the elephants in the parking lot.
We'd pet the elephants and all that cute, and then
we'd go home.

Speaker 4 (43:50):
So he didn't like, actually, let you go inside to
the circus. No, you just went to the parking lot.

Speaker 1 (43:56):
I no, No. Until I was older, I thought that
was the circus.

Speaker 4 (44:02):
Could you imagine. I'm like now thinking about it, like
an amusement park and you like bring your kids and
you watch everybody else having fun on the roller coasters
and like, okay, time to go home. That is so
messed up.

Speaker 1 (44:12):
So yeah, that's what we used to do, is we
used to go there, pet elephants, see him walking around everything,
And I thought, literally, until I was older, I thought
that was the circus.

Speaker 4 (44:22):
I'm not gonna lie. This makes a lot of sense
about you.

Speaker 1 (44:24):
So I went to the circus for the first time,
probably when I was like twenty four.

Speaker 4 (44:28):
Did you actually go inside that job?

Speaker 1 (44:31):
And I was like, oh, that was pretty cool? Like
they would do the like they did the motorbikes inside
the ca.

Speaker 4 (44:35):
Yeah, ge sick.

Speaker 1 (44:37):
It was unreal.

Speaker 4 (44:39):
Are you gonna allow your children to go to the circus?

Speaker 1 (44:43):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (44:43):
Or you're just's gonna take them to the parking lot.

Speaker 1 (44:45):
Well. See, here's the thing. It's a tough it's a
catch twenty two Like, I don't want my kids like
I don't know about your boss, Like does your boss
bring his kids backstage and meet artists?

Speaker 4 (44:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (44:57):
See, I don't want my kids to have that.

Speaker 3 (44:59):
What the analogy?

Speaker 1 (45:00):
Because I have the struggle of do I let them
experience more or is it better to teach them that
you only get to do it on rare occasions.

Speaker 2 (45:10):
See, you have access to all this, but you're never
going to give them X Are you telling me that
you want to deprive your children of the opportunities.

Speaker 4 (45:18):
That you were gifted in life and you're not going
to share it with them. That sounds selfish.

Speaker 1 (45:22):
Hey, they never get to go to a country music concert.

Speaker 2 (45:25):
No, no, they can't go for the biggest country music
show in America.

Speaker 4 (45:29):
No no, they can't go though, that's that's messed up.
But I do understand like the mindset of like I
don't want them to be spoiled and expect this all
of the team. There's that expectation, but then there's also like, hey,
I have a really cool freaking job. Let's take advantage
of it.

Speaker 1 (45:47):
Yeah, like they heard me on they do. I don't
know if they understand what it is like the radio
they hear me, because sometimes I like, Dad, we said
hi to you. Did you hear us? Ah, that's cute,
Yeah I heard you. Yeah, sure I heard you.

Speaker 4 (45:59):
You know.

Speaker 1 (46:00):
But like we were driving the other day and a
commercial came on and they're like Dad. I'm like what.
They're like, no, no, that's you, Dad, And I'm like, oh, yeah,
you're right, it is okay, let's change gen And then
we don't need to hear that. And we heard Zach.

Speaker 4 (46:12):
Yeah you're not lucky enough.

Speaker 1 (46:13):
We hear Zach doing the commercial.

Speaker 2 (46:15):
Hell yeah, I will say you want of the commercial
leaders in the clubhouse when they send that spreadsheet around, Oh, yeah, there, dude, spreadsheet,
there's like some internal one. I look at it me
zero Zach like twelve. I don't battle battle like eleven.

Speaker 4 (46:33):
Yeah, I'm the cheapest one. That's why, dude.

Speaker 3 (46:38):
That's prop you did a lot of them.

Speaker 4 (46:39):
When you find a hoe on Dickerson Road, you're gonna
pick it up if it's two bucks versus one hundred dollars,
so they're gonna pick me there.

Speaker 3 (46:46):
He's well spoken and affordable.

Speaker 4 (46:48):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (46:49):
And did you did you want any football this weekend?

Speaker 4 (46:52):
I did watch the Titans lose, okay, what do you
think I I don't know it was on. I also
watched the Falcons lose.

Speaker 1 (47:00):
Yep.

Speaker 4 (47:01):
Those are the only two that I saw.

Speaker 1 (47:02):
Okay, So you must have went to a sports bar.
I did.

Speaker 4 (47:05):
Yeah, we were at a sports bar. Oh and I
also saw, uh yeah the forty nine ers win yep
by one. Yeah, so I saw that. But also I'm
mad at the forty nine ers right now. So we're
broken up with Why are you mad at them?

Speaker 1 (47:19):
Is that your favorite team or you? No?

Speaker 4 (47:21):
Just Nick Bosa is one of the most attractive people
on the entire planet, and he's on my nerves. So
now I have to break up with the entire team.

Speaker 1 (47:27):
Got it. He's on his nerve your nerves because of
what he says.

Speaker 4 (47:30):
Yeah, got it. So now we have to break up
with the entire team. But they won. So I saw
three games? Okay, well I saw the final score.

Speaker 1 (47:38):
You don't have a fantasy football team, no does your dude? No?

Speaker 4 (47:43):
Really, no, I should have joined your fantasy football league.

Speaker 3 (47:46):
It was by drawing only you had to be selected.

Speaker 1 (47:49):
Yeah, it's two hundred bucks a pop.

Speaker 4 (47:51):
Are you trying to call me poor?

Speaker 1 (47:53):
Well, you just said you gotta you don't you can't
afford anything.

Speaker 4 (47:57):
Well, you're right, I'm poor.

Speaker 1 (47:59):
I'm just saying it was.

Speaker 4 (48:01):
But I would have two hundred dollars. But what do
you win in the end?

Speaker 3 (48:04):
Ninety six hundred?

Speaker 2 (48:05):
Bro?

Speaker 1 (48:06):
Yeah, I'm in. You can retire, you can yeah pretty much,
just not work for a week.

Speaker 4 (48:10):
I could kick my feet up for at least a
good three hours.

Speaker 1 (48:13):
Yeah it's amazing.

Speaker 3 (48:14):
You win ninety six hundred. You can take off six months?

Speaker 4 (48:17):
Yeah, real, without a doubt.

Speaker 1 (48:18):
Yeah, I believe that number one overall, Like, if you
win first place, you get three k.

Speaker 4 (48:23):
So what place are you in right now? After Sunday?

Speaker 2 (48:26):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (48:26):
I'm in first place.

Speaker 4 (48:27):
Oh, so he's gonna be rich.

Speaker 3 (48:29):
And did you ever even say if you won or lost?

Speaker 1 (48:31):
I ended up winning one seventeen to one oh seven.
The dude was down by like forty, and all of
a sudden he came back with James Cook and Dalton Kincaid,
and I was starting to sweat. I was like, uh, whoa.
I thought this was in the bag and I was
totally wrong.

Speaker 3 (48:44):
I needed a book in for that.

Speaker 2 (48:45):
He started a story when you came in rudely with
the card, but then you made up for it.

Speaker 1 (48:49):
I know.

Speaker 4 (48:49):
I'm so sorry to continue your story. I might to
go finish my drawing.

Speaker 1 (48:52):
No, no, that was it. Oh you're gonna draw something
on it?

Speaker 4 (48:55):
Yeah, I have to make a birthday card. No, I'm not.
I can't even draw a stick figure. That's all draw
It's not going to be good, but I'm gonna draw it.

Speaker 1 (49:03):
Who's good at drawing? Scuba Steve with that s s
pretty good at drawing. I don't know who else is
good at drawing.

Speaker 4 (49:10):
I'm I'm gonna go draw something. I mean, he's nine,
he'll be impressed with anything. I feel like.

Speaker 1 (49:16):
You'd be surprised, how unimpressed nine year olds?

Speaker 4 (49:18):
Are that sounds really dark? How old are your kids?

Speaker 1 (49:23):
Seven? Five, three?

Speaker 4 (49:25):
But they don't like anything that you do?

Speaker 1 (49:28):
Like? I can't draw them anything? No, why should I draw.

Speaker 4 (49:31):
On the front?

Speaker 1 (49:33):
Definitely a cake? Definitely some candles?

Speaker 4 (49:35):
Okay, that's easy.

Speaker 1 (49:37):
What is he like? Draw a football player?

Speaker 4 (49:40):
I cannot draw a football player. I gotta go.

Speaker 1 (49:43):
Are you really leaving the pod already? You don't want
to finish it now?

Speaker 4 (49:47):
Well, you started talking about sports, and that's just way
over my head. That seems like more of a you lost.

Speaker 3 (49:51):
The listeners, We lost the bees that he's our listener.

Speaker 1 (49:53):
We'll take a break, we'll be right back.

Speaker 3 (49:57):
All right, he's out. You've taken enough of this.

Speaker 1 (50:00):
All right, Well we don't have to talk sports. We
can talk live if you want to talk about anything else. Okay,
man Abezi, you're the best. He just twenty minutes of
your time. You know how much people pay for that.
We haven't even we haven't even heard about your vacation
to Abiza.

Speaker 3 (50:18):
We got to talk about my birthday and Wednesday I
would look, oh is it that? I mean?

Speaker 2 (50:22):
We've been cooking and you made me do a podcast
this weekend no, no, hold on, are you trying to kill
my voice?

Speaker 1 (50:27):
Hold on? Huh, I really don't know what you're doing.
I did not make you do a podcast this weekend.
I was celebrating your birthday. Plus we were at Pitts's
house and he was so excited to have us at
our house his house. He said, boys, we can throw
on the mics if you want to. And I said,
you know what sounds like Pitt's wants to, so why
don't we go ahead and do that? And did I

(50:50):
know it was going to go an hour? No? I
did not know we were going to do that much.

Speaker 3 (50:53):
And I wonder if it was good.

Speaker 1 (50:55):
Probably not, because when I was putting it up, half
of Pitts talking was him from the kitchen, brother, and
you can hear him in the background, but you don't
know what exactly he's saying. Brother, And he'd just start
talking and we were like, what what, Why don't you
get on the mic? And so but it was so fun.

(51:16):
His setup is badass. What I will say, the times
we were recording, nothing happened. Chiefs never did anything good.
Nothing exciting in the game happened when we were recording.
Whenever we'd get off the mics. Oh pandemonium. It was crazy.
And then we get back on the mics punt punt, punt.

Speaker 2 (51:35):
And hopefully Pitts doesn't hear this, but Chiefs don't look
that good. No, I'll go off record and say that.

Speaker 1 (51:41):
I will say this. The Ravens and the Bills they
look really good.

Speaker 3 (51:44):
Well, and there's your Super Bowl champion.

Speaker 1 (51:46):
Uh All the other teams in the NFL look very sloppy,
very very sloppy. It was ugly Lions. That's a hangover
longer than no. No, no, it's not a hangover. It's
they lost their decordinator and their offensive coordinator coordinator batter's
box and I talked about this this summer. We're like, man,
I think the Lion's going to take a step back
just because of that. And if one game is a

(52:06):
telltale tang, but it's overreaction after week one. But man,
it looked like, uh oh, they missed their OC in
their DC because.

Speaker 3 (52:15):
It was awful.

Speaker 2 (52:16):
Michael Parsons, that's why you pay twenty million a year
for a sack with four.

Speaker 1 (52:20):
Minutes left to go in the game when it was
out of reach. Great job, Michael Whitta. Make it look
like you're really making a difference out there. But all
those Green Bay hard working people love a defensive player
Reggie White. Correct. Yeah. And then college football, I don't
know what. Here's two things I don't know. There's no
college games on Saturday. None Man Tennessee played the Sister

(52:41):
of the Poor. Everybody played the Sister of the Poor.

Speaker 3 (52:43):
Georgia played like Austin p.

Speaker 1 (52:45):
I mean, I think Auburn or somebody.

Speaker 3 (52:48):
Or they least State played Grambling.

Speaker 1 (52:50):
Florida State won like seventy six to three.

Speaker 3 (52:53):
The Falls won seventy two.

Speaker 1 (52:54):
They won by five seven, eight touchdowns. God it is
I mean, yeah, UTSA lost to Texas State. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (53:04):
You know that Campastate might be that one team, yes,
from the little five conferences is required to make the playoff.

Speaker 3 (53:12):
It's probably the USF.

Speaker 1 (53:14):
Kansas lost to Missouri with Jalen Daniels. Yeah, yeah, our
defense is bad. There was bad.

Speaker 3 (53:23):
And then what else Oklahoma and Michigan.

Speaker 1 (53:25):
Oklahoma rolled them absolute domination.

Speaker 2 (53:28):
John Mattier kid, watch out for Heisman plus nine hundred.
Put a little sprinkle it if you're near Evansville.

Speaker 1 (53:34):
Yeah, and that's I mean, it was just like Okay,
who cares about any of these games? Who cared about
any of those gamest? Birthday party in?

Speaker 2 (53:41):
I mean, we didn't watch one second of anything because
every game was forty to nothing.

Speaker 3 (53:45):
Oh seventy one one to zero, oh forty.

Speaker 1 (53:47):
Two to two.

Speaker 3 (53:49):
Oh wow, you couldn't even watch them. Yeah, it's very
boring holding quarterbacks, Aguilera. He probably got pulled in the
first quarter for the balls.

Speaker 1 (53:58):
So yeah, Miami Dolbins are gonna be looking for an
head coach, and the Florida Gators will be looking for
a new head coach. I don't know when, but god, Miami,
they suck. They suck. They got blowed out by Daniel Jones.

Speaker 3 (54:11):
A Chane and the Boys. Did Tyreek not do anything?

Speaker 1 (54:13):
Oh? Tyreek had four catches for forty yards? Congratulations, Glad
he didn't draft him. A Chan played, A Chan played
not good? Point wise, he did alright. He was the
only good player I think on the Dolphins. Besides that,
it was like, oh man, did we even show up?

Speaker 2 (54:30):
I said me and Justin, this would be our toughest
week in fantasy. If we're to win this week, I said,
we have a chance of going fourteen. And oh yeah,
I think we're gonna go fourteen to Oh we won
by fifty good gosh. I mean our division is very,
very weak. It could be thirteen and one. Every guy
on our teams has a bye week eight. Other than that,
I see no issues. I told Justin this is gonna

(54:52):
be a breeze. So we have already toasted a glass.
We have already poured out a glass to Templeton and
congratulated him on winning Fantasy.

Speaker 1 (55:00):
That's pretty impressive. And we will put the link on
our website, Sorelosers dot com. So even if you're not
in the league, if you want to check in and
see how people are doing, follow along. I've had a
request via email forgot the guy's name, I'd give him
a shout out. Uh, So we will put that up.
We will put that up. But yes, I mean, I'm
just lucky to have won. It feels really good.

Speaker 3 (55:20):
And there are so many people in this business that have.

Speaker 1 (55:23):
Nothing to do nothing. I mean, when the side out
there says on air on air, we just walk in
and act like it's not and he dugs out like
a man. Let's go home, all right, have a great Monday, guys.
Ray's birthday party. Because I didn't know what Beza was
coming in today. On Wednesday, I got preempted by a

(55:45):
BEI tha, yeah, and uh yeah, that's about it. Rais
b day. My kids played soccer again, kids soccer. When
we write that down, kids.

Speaker 2 (55:55):
Soccer, guys, and I'm sorry they was the program director.
He so he's floating around trying to figure out something
to do, but he's so bored. He walked into a
room that said live on air. He was that desperate
to talk to somebody or.

Speaker 1 (56:08):
Was it just a show you Hey, look I'm here.
Oh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (56:13):
We just got an email about that said things are
gonna be changing. We're not all gonna be work from home.
We're not all gonna be work at work. Some might
be hybrid. They will be determining in the next six
months what every job will look like and if you're
required to come to work, so us we could be
in the clear.

Speaker 1 (56:31):
Where did you see that something about hybrid? I learned
about some hybrid golf club, but it also applies to work. Huh,
didn't know that.

Speaker 3 (56:38):
But you're up in the air. I'm up in the air.
I could be remote.

Speaker 1 (56:41):
Man, we do the pod. You're at your house. I'm
in my house. Well then we'd have to get equipment
a studio that it's gonna be expensive.

Speaker 2 (56:48):
Well they'll let us know. Wow, but salespeople obviously work
from home.

Speaker 1 (56:52):
They're never here. Yeah, yeah, stay tuned. Yeah, I gotta go, man, Yeah,
let's go. You gotta rush yourvoie. Dude. I don't know
why you're doing so much talking and pod.

Speaker 2 (57:03):
My voice was already because you made me do one
on Thursday, you made me doing on Friday, and then
you made me do one the post on Saturday, like
you're trying to kill me.

Speaker 1 (57:12):
I know, I know. I was just excited about me
and at Pitts. Man.

Speaker 2 (57:17):
Brother, I didn't even know we were on mic anymore. Great,
but brother, that should be some good audio.

Speaker 1 (57:20):
I mean, I hope people go back and listen to
it or else. It was just wasted effort, and it
could have been wasted effort, but that's okay. It was fun.
I enjoyed it. Maybe you didn't, you know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (57:27):
No, I enjoyed it.

Speaker 1 (57:28):
I just wish I could have been drinking, but I
was the one driving. So yeah,