Ray Had to Fly Solo After Lunchbox Bailed

In this episode we talk about Lunchbox leaving Ray high dry for one of the biggest moments of Ray's life. Lunchbox is shocked to find out how expensive a trip to the state fair is for a family of 5 and all the fun they had riding rides! Ray relives the terrible lose by Tennessee football and all the other drama around college football. Billy is stressed out with how Arch Mannning is playing and if Texas needs to make a change. How about the Cowboys, Titans and the Bears SUCK! 

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Exactly right.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
I mean, hey, dude, they're live, the tickets are live,
they're on sale. Have you gone to the website. Have
you looked sorelosers dot com. Let's look solosers dot com.
The Sore Losers Coaches conventioned January sixteenth through the eighteenth,
twenty twenty six, Nashville, Tennessee.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
Oh man, is it in Nashville?

Speaker 2 (00:30):
Yeah, it's in Nashville. Kolby White, get the big rig,
let's go.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
Hey, all right, we're done with the horns, So tell
me this.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
Have you mentioned the stuff that we're gonna be doing,
because there is one thing I don't even know if
it's on the site that I told Justin about low key? Sorry, no,
were that not supposed to No, you can tell Justin.
I told Justin and his reaction was, are you that's awesome?

Speaker 3 (00:55):
That's awesome?

Speaker 1 (00:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (00:57):
Are you serious?

Speaker 1 (00:58):
Yeah? Man, I'm serious. That's good. Awesome, that was his reaction.

Speaker 3 (01:02):
Reaction.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
And did you tell him that he won't have to
drive to that location?

Speaker 3 (01:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:08):
Yeah, right, that he can booze and not worry about it. Yeah,
because we're going to take care of that.

Speaker 3 (01:13):
Yeah, that's I think that's his response to that's awesome.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
It's awesome. Yeah, but we didn't do all the write
up yet. We didn't write it all up because we
had to get tickets on sale, so I couldn't put
it all on the website because my wife was worried
about it being perfect and like checking paragraphs and spelling,
and I was like, no, just put the tickets up
and we can put it up in the next week
or two and we can put everything up that way
everybody knows, because people were starting to worry that it
really wasn't happening.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
What is our website, sorelosers dot com.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
Dude, just check it out. You're gonna love it. Ray.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
We pay every month. You should know the name of it.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
The logo love the colors.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
Colors are sick.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
That looks like a political convention. Ray, They're red and blue,
just like our country split down the middle.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
Tickets on sale.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
I didn't even think about that. I didn't thinking about
red and blue.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
Like they're coming to a political convention.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
No, I will change it.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
You got a donkey an elephant on there.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
We'll get on there and change it. Man, We'll get
on there and change it. We don't We're not trying
to get political. I didn't think red and blue. I mean,
that's the first thing you thought. Crap man, I thought
old Miss. That's what I was putting in the jersey's
old Miss, like the baby blue with the red. That's
what more I was going for than the political.

Speaker 3 (02:24):
So booked by October first to save fifty bucks.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
Yeah, dude, can I get one for Baezer if I
get one calling card?

Speaker 2 (02:33):
Yeah, you can. Baser can get him.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
Because she helps, dude, I know, she promotes it and
she helps talk to the people.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
Yeah, she's there. She's the face of the thing.

Speaker 3 (02:42):
But I'm not saying we couldn't handle the crowd.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
But it is so big. Sorry, it is so large.
It's just a huge gathering of people. It does help
to have the my sister in the mix, Bayzer in
the mix, justin he was holding court last year.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
Yeah. I'm hoping they're all going to come back. I'm
hoping that Carmen's gonna come back, even though she's engaged,
so we can. It's kind of like her bachelorette party.

Speaker 3 (03:05):
Carmen hasn't been a couple of years, I know.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
But now that she's engaged, maybe she can come and
celebrate with us. We can toast to Carmen, you know,
because her engagement kind of got overshadowed by Taylor and
you know, what's her name is, Travis? Their engagement overshadowed Carmen's, Like,
we didn't talk about as Carmen's as much as we
did Travis.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
And you decide to propose, and you propose on the
exact same day it comes out in the media that
Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey or married.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
Then you post on your Instagram and no one sees
it because they're all looking at Taylor and Travis. I mean,
what a disaster. And then can we just talk about
how stupid I mean, how stupid they sneak Taylor in
behind a wall in a box to the game? Are
we freaking twelve? Like this is so stupid, Like if
she wants to go to the game, go to the
freaking game.

Speaker 3 (03:52):
Why didn't she go to Brazil?

Speaker 2 (03:55):
Did she not go?

Speaker 3 (03:57):
When we were at Brothers? Did you see him show
her a hundred times?

Speaker 1 (03:59):
I did?

Speaker 2 (04:00):
It's a great question. I didn't.

Speaker 1 (04:01):
Brother.

Speaker 3 (04:02):
I am seen Taylor.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
I've seen a football, I've seen a seen a Patty brother.
I ain't seen a Taylor.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
But my question is did they show it yet? Did
they show her yesterday on the TV?

Speaker 1 (04:12):
I went to bed at four point thirty pm. Oh,
Baser had me up at seven am going to church.
So I cashed out without a nap, and I woke
up at midnight. And it was the best eight hours
of my life.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
Okay, yeah, because I remember watching the game, but I
don't remember them highlighting Taylor, and maybe I just missed
it and I wasn't paying or I wasn't dialed in
and focused as I should have been. But then I
look online and there's all these videos of this portable wall.
They're unfolding and she's being wheeled behind the How stupid
is this?

Speaker 3 (04:39):
We need that for the convention?

Speaker 2 (04:40):
Like we she goes to games before and we've never
wheeled her behind a wall. Why this time are we
wheeling her behind a wall.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
Maybe she didn't like how she looked, you know, it's
what Maybe she were on the pj's of the game.

Speaker 3 (04:51):
She didn't do a get Ready with Me video.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
I was like, come on, guys, this is out of control, stupid, right.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
Do you think she's Pregger's And you know what Baser
told me, this is genius go ahead. So so say
somebody's pregnant and they just want they're a celebrity and
they just want to hide it, you know. Yeah, she
told me that maybe the celebrity isn't pregnant. The celebrity
could have a surrogate, but they just stay out of

(05:18):
the spotlight for nine months so that you don't know
if they had a surrogate or they had the kid themselves.

Speaker 2 (05:24):
Yeah. I think there's a celebrity that's done that recently.
Who was it, Kim Kim Kardashian. I think she was
really pregnant, right, I mean.

Speaker 3 (05:34):
She popped out. Did your wife do that?

Speaker 2 (05:37):
No, my wife did not do it.

Speaker 3 (05:38):
She made her have the damn kids.

Speaker 2 (05:40):
She was definitely implanted with my semen and she did
have my babies in her tummy like she didn't. There
was no surrogate.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
So that's what we could actually do if we do
have a kid with Baser would not be on media
for nine months and then nobody would know because they
don't know if she is able to have children or not.

Speaker 2 (06:00):
No, I think they know that you talk about how
you have the eggs at the clinic and that she
has been she battled breast cancer and fought that battle
and is in remission and is still kicking ass. So
I think people kind of know.

Speaker 3 (06:13):
But why would a celebrity not want you to know
that they didn't have the kid themselves.

Speaker 2 (06:20):
Because they it's a judgment thing. If they're able to
have the kid, people are like why, and it's more
of a vain thing. They're worried about their body, so
they pay a surrogate to do it.

Speaker 1 (06:29):
Maybe all that to say, I'm predicting that for the
next nine months, we don't see Taylor. She does this
hide and seek thing because she's not pregnant. She has
a surrogate, but she wants you to think that she's
pregnant and she has the kid on.

Speaker 3 (06:42):
Her own and will never know.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
It's not bad, right, I mean, do you want that
one for the big show?

Speaker 2 (06:50):
No? I don't.

Speaker 1 (06:51):
You could have it.

Speaker 2 (06:52):
I don't care. That's what I'm saying. I don't give
a crap.

Speaker 1 (06:55):
You could have it for the big show.

Speaker 2 (06:57):
The fact that they freaking wheel her in behind it
invisible wall. If I was there, I'm like, this is
the stupid, Like what what hey, Jim, Jim and Jim
and Karen, You're gonna have to go over there and
get the portable wall. We're gonna have someone coming in.
We're gonna need you to unfold the wall, and you're
gonna follow this person around the whole stadium.

Speaker 3 (07:14):
With this wall.

Speaker 2 (07:15):
So and if you see a wall going down the hall,
don't you automatically think there's Taylor Swift. I mean, let's
draw more attention to it. No, a moving wall is
more attention than just Taylor walking down the thing.

Speaker 1 (07:27):
Sweetheart's trying to get in and be the why. It
doesn't matter. Every podcast we record, somebody's trying to beat
down the door Taylor. It be that a be.

Speaker 2 (07:45):
I don't know. It was just so stupid. It drives
me nuts that she can't just walk into the game
like we know she's there.

Speaker 1 (07:51):
You know how a beez always calls a sweetheart? Yeah,
I hit it with it this morning, Hey sweetheart, and
he goes, hey stars sweetie. So he has a new
one now star sweetest, star power or Starshine. He called
me something.

Speaker 2 (08:06):
I'm not sure about that one. Yeah, I don't know
if that really clicks, but yeah, man, I'm sorry you
went to bed at four o'clock.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
Fine with it? And I was out late last night
the night before doing Manzell. Yeah, did him all night,
and so then I didn't get in much sleep, so
I crashed out at four.

Speaker 3 (08:21):
Titans lost.

Speaker 2 (08:22):
So they didn't just lose.

Speaker 3 (08:24):
I mean, well, no that you couldn't stop the Rams.

Speaker 2 (08:27):
Their their defense looks okay. Their offense just looks terrible.
I mean, Tony Pollard looks good. Cam Ward had that one.

Speaker 1 (08:34):
Miraculous throw that was pretty cool, miraculous going against his
body all the way across.

Speaker 2 (08:39):
I mean, really a bad play, but luckily it was completed,
so it's okay, but.

Speaker 3 (08:43):
Really good job though.

Speaker 1 (08:44):
The aerial cameras showing the other stadium and the ice
sore who it has been a three year icere what
the new stadium? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (08:52):
And the scrap yard next year? You know the scrapyard sold?

Speaker 1 (08:55):
I know for like right, we bought it twenty eight
no more that Guards bought it.

Speaker 3 (09:02):
What yeah, we bought it.

Speaker 1 (09:04):
Excuse me, yeah, no, I'm killing you.

Speaker 2 (09:09):
I'm like what.

Speaker 1 (09:14):
I said, I'm like, wait a minute, wait a minute.

Speaker 2 (09:19):
I'm like, Guards is gonna build something on that leg.
I was in shock, what.

Speaker 1 (09:23):
Can you build there?

Speaker 3 (09:24):
Because there's all those but there's any apartment. There's no
offshoots from the road.

Speaker 2 (09:31):
Did you exit the highway? You can build anything you
can buy and build an entertainment district. You can build
anything you want.

Speaker 1 (09:37):
But why is it a scrapyard because it's hard to
get to.

Speaker 2 (09:40):
No, No, it's a scrapyard because it's right there on
the river and they can use it to ship their
stuff up and down the river.

Speaker 3 (09:45):
Oh, that's what it is.

Speaker 2 (09:46):
Yes, it's the convenience of loading it onto boats and
whatever they do, and they haul it down the river
to wherever they're taking it.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
You're telling me they just throw a bunch of s
on boats and send it down the camera.

Speaker 2 (09:57):
Well, they have it contained in a container, and they
put those containers on shipping carts that go onto the
freaking boat. The boat takes it down the river. That's
why it was so convenient. I can't believe they ever sold.
I never wanted them to sell because I thought it
was so cool that they had the metal scrapyard right
there in the middle of downtown and they were using
the river for what it was for. Now, where are

(10:17):
they going to move? Are they just going out of business?

Speaker 1 (10:19):
Kids? You want to go to the football game or
the scrapyard watching Munch Metal.

Speaker 2 (10:23):
I think the kids would pretty much enjoy Munch and Metal. Yeah, man,
I mean we did watch a little of the Titans
game yesterday because as an eliminator player, we had to
pick one team to win. I had the San Francisco
forty nine ers pick and then kid Rock parties out
of the game. I said, oh my god, Oh I
can't do it. So then I debated, Now.

Speaker 1 (10:43):
What was their backup? Mac Jones? The Mac attack? The
ghost of Mac Jones is still in the league. Yes,
and I'd take Mayonnaise over Mac Jones. No, he wasn't
even good at Alabama. Stop.

Speaker 2 (10:59):
Mayonna wasn't good anywhere.

Speaker 3 (11:01):
Mayonnaise will be back.

Speaker 2 (11:02):
He won't be He'll be back on the bench when
he comes back.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
I feel bad for me, posts on Instagram and shoulder. Yeah,
he's probably out the league right.

Speaker 2 (11:10):
No, he's still on the Titans.

Speaker 3 (11:12):
No, I think they dumb Mayonnaise.

Speaker 2 (11:13):
No, he's on IR, he's on injured reserve.

Speaker 3 (11:16):
So here tell me. If I went to the Titans game,
I could have saw Mayonnaise.

Speaker 2 (11:19):
I don't know. If mayonn a'se comes to the games,
he should come to the home games at least if
you're on IR, you're usually because you see a lot
of guys in street clothes like hoodies and stuff. Those
are the guys usually out injured or on IR. Now
road games, I'm not sure, but he should be sitting
in meetings, he should be at practice. I'm pretty sure
he's still there.

Speaker 3 (11:36):
Coaches are like, all right, guys, it's cam Woard's team.

Speaker 1 (11:40):
Mayonnaise.

Speaker 2 (11:40):
You listen up, boy, Yeah, this is how you do it.
Mayonn A's cam Woard's gonna take over. But so then
I had the debate of what team am I going
to pick for my eliminator? And all week I went
back and forth, and I was like, it's got to
be the Rams. It's got to be the Rams.

Speaker 3 (11:53):
Yeah, why wouldn't it be and Batter's Box.

Speaker 2 (11:55):
Batter's Box, Dude, I'm telling you the easier pick because
the Titans are frisky, are the cowboys. He goes, you
are gonna be come Sunday, you are gonna be kicking yourself,
and I'm gonna have to tell you I told you so.
I told you so. When the Rams lose are in
a dogfight.

Speaker 3 (12:10):
That's a good segment. I told you so and so.

Speaker 2 (12:14):
Ten to nothing, the Rams are up and I was like,
oh my god, this is beautiful. I am sitting pretty
and I in Batter's box is like, the Cowboys need
to wake up. And I was like, I told you so,
I told you so. And then all of a sudden,
the Rams are down thirteen to ten. I'm like, oh
my god, the Rams were down there. They were tied
ten to ten, and I was like, oh my god,
why when cam Wore threw that passage?

Speaker 3 (12:36):
Yes, and then uh, then it was downhill.

Speaker 2 (12:38):
But then Matthew Safford through the interception right before the halftime,
and I'm like, what are we doing? This is one
of those days. And I but then it was just clean,
smooth sailing and the Cowboys are down, They're up, They're down,
They're up, And I'm texting Batters bucks told you so,
man that that Cowboys game. Hum man, Oh, it's so
much easier, no sweat on that Cowboys game. Hunt He's like,
shut up, stop, this is my limonar or stop and

(13:01):
then Malik Nighbors they drop it in the bucket for
the touchdown and I'm like oh, and he's like, after Cowboys,
I hate that Cowboys, and then by TV for some reason,
is faster than his TV. I was like, I'm gonna
put you on mute, so you don't know what happens
because we were talking and that's when Aubrey hit the
sixty four yard field goal or whatever. And I was like,

(13:22):
didn't say nothing.

Speaker 3 (13:23):
That was all part of the playing.

Speaker 2 (13:24):
And then Russell Wilson throws it up in overtime and ballgame.

Speaker 3 (13:27):
You don't think that.

Speaker 1 (13:28):
I'm an oil miner and I don't know how this
is gonna play out. Cowboys make the playoffs without that guy.
They can't stop the run. Maca Possin's I'm Jerry Jones,
see you later, see you next Sunday, Cowboys.

Speaker 2 (13:40):
Yeah. And so then we're watching the game a little
bit with my seven year old baby box and he's
like cam Moore is running around back there, scrambling and
he's like.

Speaker 1 (13:50):
Throw the ball, throw the ball, crazy pants, Throw the ball,
crazy pants.

Speaker 3 (13:57):
Ah, so we got mayonnaise and crazy pods.

Speaker 2 (14:00):
Oh man, that's what he kept saying. Crazy. And then
he throw away out of bounds. He goes, Dad, there's
no one that can catch it over there. He could
do that, though he doesn't understand that.

Speaker 3 (14:08):
Well, neither Bazer.

Speaker 1 (14:09):
She didn't understand the pocket, and she was, if you're
gonna call us for an intentional grounding, why can't you
call them for an intentional grounding? I said, well, they
were able to get out of the pocket.

Speaker 3 (14:19):
We were still what's the pocket?

Speaker 1 (14:21):
Well, not like your pants pocket, but like in football,
it's right in between the tackles or whatever guards.

Speaker 2 (14:27):
And he my and then Baby boxes like, Dad, is
that yellow card on us? It's not a yellow card, man,
it's it's it's a flag. And he goes, no, Dad,
it's a yellow card.

Speaker 1 (14:37):
Please tell me you saw the yellow I saw the
dildo and see the better part after he got thrown
put the flag graphic. The TV operator put flag on
the play. It was because it was a yellow dildo. Dude,
How funny was that sequence? The board operator thought he
saw a flag, but guy's a flag is a lot

(14:57):
lighter and kind of floats in the air. The dildo
was bound. He goes, oh, it looks a little weird,
but you know what, I'm gonna go ahead and put
flag on the screen.

Speaker 2 (15:05):
Did I just say I'm glad it has transferred over
to NFL football, Like it was w NBA, and everybody's like, oh,
I dare them do this at the w NBA. They're
doing it in the NFL, too, and it's hilarious any
sport anywhere they do it. The dildo is funny, all right?

Speaker 1 (15:20):
That My next plan, bad idea, Go what if next
home game we take a sore loser's dildo and throw
it on the field.

Speaker 2 (15:27):
I like it. I just don't want to be banned
from games from life.

Speaker 3 (15:31):
So somebody's gonna have to take that fall. We made
me pay Arnold.

Speaker 2 (15:34):
We get Arnold to do it.

Speaker 1 (15:36):
Man, he got one in my bedroom drawer.

Speaker 2 (15:39):
For you.

Speaker 3 (15:40):
Yeah, So I asked him on the phone, and this
is what he said.

Speaker 1 (15:42):
I go, heye, would you be willing to do this?
I have one, really eas Eliot's on my bedside. TI.
I don't have one. I'd have to order on Amazon.

Speaker 3 (15:50):
So he he alluded to him maybe having one, but
he would be the fall guy.

Speaker 2 (15:55):
I mean we could. I mean now, coaches convention's too
late because that already playoffs.

Speaker 1 (16:00):
It's gonna happen again because it's so harmless. It's not
a bottle that's gonna kill somebody.

Speaker 2 (16:05):
It bounces, it does bounce like.

Speaker 1 (16:07):
It's not gonna hurt somebody, right, I mean, it's just balling.
When somebody found a neon one that's the color of
a flag, a penalty flag.

Speaker 3 (16:14):
It throws it at the.

Speaker 1 (16:14):
Game and an important part in the game. So the
fans are like, oh my gosh, was there a flag? No,
it was just a dil though through the end zone.
It landed on like the fire Jim. I think there
was a flag on that play, but it looked to
be bouncing. Well, I'm sorry, Romo. Uh, it's gonna be
who's on that call?

Speaker 2 (16:34):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (16:35):
It could have had to be one of it had
to be, like I an eagle.

Speaker 2 (16:38):
Maybe.

Speaker 1 (16:40):
No.

Speaker 2 (16:40):
Brady was on the.

Speaker 1 (16:42):
JJ Watt was on ours, and he was great. JJ
Watt's good. You can make fun of him all you want,
say he doesn't do the humanitarian stuff. He's a great broadcaster.

Speaker 2 (16:50):
Everybody was saying he was good. I wasn't really paying attention.

Speaker 3 (16:53):
No, no, no, no, he's really good.

Speaker 2 (16:56):
Is he better than Brady?

Speaker 1 (16:57):
Well, Olsen's number one by far, number one by far.

Speaker 3 (17:02):
Brady. If he was to have made the call, it's.

Speaker 1 (17:05):
Hard to see if that's a flag. I don't really know, Jim,
Uh look to be bouncing. It could be one of
those things that crossed over from the w NBA.

Speaker 2 (17:13):
At dildo And that really means it is hard because
it is a dildo.

Speaker 1 (17:19):
Here's the deal, Jim. When I played, it was hard
to tell if there's a flag on the place. So
it's hard to tell.

Speaker 2 (17:26):
Oh you mean that's oh a dildo. No, that's just
Joe Burrow's nuts because he has a hurt toe and
he's out three months.

Speaker 1 (17:33):
Three months. He's out with a hurt toe, damn.

Speaker 3 (17:38):
And also, not to take away from the segue you just.

Speaker 1 (17:42):
Made, but if the dildo was so easily spotted by us,
by the board operator, why don't they just.

Speaker 3 (17:48):
Use that as a flag.

Speaker 1 (17:49):
Why is it some piece of paper that just floats
in the wind that nobody can tell?

Speaker 3 (17:53):
Bro, Why don't you have something.

Speaker 2 (17:55):
It's hard to stick a dildo in your pocket, dude,
It's like, are you happy to sit?

Speaker 1 (17:59):
And no, that's that's the freaking NFL. Man. They're making
us use dildo's as flags. Now they all got to
put in their pocket before the game. But yeah, turf too,
it's a real thing. I'd plan our fatcy itis.

Speaker 2 (18:10):
Man, I'm just he's having surgery. I didn't realize it.
That's crazy. Three months that's wild.

Speaker 1 (18:14):
I commented on Sports Center. But I think they had
me shadow band because I didn't get any likes. I
put can we see some feet picks? Not in a
creepy way, though.

Speaker 2 (18:21):
That's funny. Let's start the show man. That's really funny.

Speaker 1 (18:25):
I thought of that this morning. Man.

Speaker 2 (18:26):
That's good, that's great.

Speaker 1 (18:27):
We're gonna do it live without Arnold. He was at
home and that's how I was able to get him
that reaction about maybe potentially going to an NFL game.
We're not gonna do it. It would We would never do that.
We never compromise the podcast guy.

Speaker 2 (18:39):
Yeah, we wouldn't do that. We wouldn't get in trouble.
We wouldn't want to get our name out there.

Speaker 3 (18:42):
All right, We're gonna do it live without Arnold.

Speaker 1 (18:47):
Did I just say that twice?

Speaker 2 (18:48):
He did?

Speaker 1 (18:48):
Uh? Oh? The one, two, three?

Speaker 2 (18:52):
Sore losers? What up? Everybody? I am lunchbox. I know
the most about sports. So I'll give you the sports facts,
its opinions, because I'm pretty much a sports genius.

Speaker 1 (19:03):
Be all it is is it. I'm from the North
I'm an alpha male. I live on the north side
of Nashville. Bazer Lunch is actually driven out there. Me
and him and Pitts all watched a game together like
good old country boys, and it was two point two acres.
I showed it to him, and we do have two
point two kids at Vanderbilt. Justin needs to check on him.
I talked to McKitty. McKitty took it deep. On Saturday.
We were all at barstool trying to find Manziel and

(19:26):
McKitty texted Justin said he got no response. So Justin,
have you checked on the kids at Vanderbilt. I'll let
you guys know, But yeah, country life man over to you.
Most of the crops have been harvested and there's some
still left. But I've been told it goes to CO two,
goes to like fuel missions and animals, so people don't
even eat this corn.

Speaker 3 (19:44):
So I guess we don't even need rain. It hasn't
rained in a month.

Speaker 2 (19:46):
Yeah, and I will say that going to your house,
I had it all wrong. The first time I went
to your house, it was still being built and there
was just wood and stuff. The frame was up, and
I thought your backyard was your front door. And I
was totally by when I first drove up to it
the first time. Now that I went that, it's all
completed and I saw it, and I'm like, this makes

(20:07):
sense because I didn't understand how you were chipping golf
balls off your back porch because there's roads very close
by to your what I thought was your back door.
Totally wrong. The house was flipped. Now I totally understand it,
get it. That was my bad. I apologize. That's on me.

Speaker 3 (20:24):
And you did see with the paved driveway or whatever you.

Speaker 2 (20:27):
Call it, guts a big difference.

Speaker 1 (20:28):
Well, and also I had the genius idea one of
the few things I had an idea about. I told
my father in law to shift the house over twenty feet.
I wanted it more in the middle of the property,
which we did, but then we had to pay like
a thousand dollars more on the paved driveway. So probably
should have listened to father in law. Originally it would
have been shifted over. We wouldn't have had to have
that neck. So father in law was right on that.

Speaker 2 (20:49):
Yeah, that's on you.

Speaker 1 (20:50):
And then driving home yesterday from church, low key flex,
there's a tractor coming down the hill on my side
of the road. Big a farm tractor. Usually they go
same way as traffic. Yeah, and they go about five
miles an hour, and you gotta wait behind him. They
got hay bales or something. This one's coming right at me,
but about five feet over. And I said, who is

(21:12):
this crazy redneck drunk going down the wrong side of
the road. Smash cut? Is my father in law? And
we called him and he goes, oh no, no, it
is at the relative's place. And instead of crossing the
road twice on this tractor that goes one mile an hour,
I just stay on that side of the road.

Speaker 2 (21:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (21:28):
Sometimes people give me weird looks. You're like, I haven't
got pulled over for it yet. It was him, and
I realized it right as we passed Michael Beazer. I'm
pretty sure that was Phil. Pretty sure that was the
father in law. She calls him to wash.

Speaker 2 (21:43):
My favorite part is he wasn't a church now.

Speaker 1 (21:45):
They go on Saturday.

Speaker 2 (21:46):
Man, Oh okay, yeah, we'll take a break. We're right back, dude.
And I want to apologize because I didn't get to
go see Man's out with you.

Speaker 1 (21:55):
Man, that's on you.

Speaker 2 (21:57):
That's on me And that's on me because you told me, Hey,
we're gonna go to Manziel, but you hit me up
like thirty minutes before you were going to Manziel.

Speaker 1 (22:07):
Gotta be real. Didn't know I was going to Manziel
one hundred percent, like.

Speaker 2 (22:11):
When you're playing on something that big, and I know
the weekend before you gave me put in advance for
your eleven thirty a birthday, but this time you gave
me a thirty minute advance. Hey, man, I can swing
by pick you up, and we can go see Manziel downtown.
And the problem was my wife was taking a nap.
Two of the kids were taking a nap. The other
kid was over at a friend's house for a playdate,

(22:33):
and I had no idea when I was supposed to
go get him. I didn't know what was going on.
And my wife finally woke up from a nap and
she was like, oh, yeah, his mom just texted and
said they're headed to the baseball field to watch the neighbor.
We can go pick him up there. And I was like,
oh yeah, because I'm sitting here all day wondering when
am I supposed to pick him up? She was like, oh,
I was supposed to tell you she was gonna text me.

Speaker 1 (22:53):
I was sitting around all day for Sunday night.

Speaker 2 (22:56):
Come on carry No, and does she do Sunday night
or Monday night?

Speaker 1 (23:00):
Sunday night?

Speaker 2 (23:01):
See, I don't ever see the intro. Sorry, man, I'm
not I'm not in front of the TV. Right when
Kickoff happened, somebody was.

Speaker 1 (23:07):
Saying, she gets ten million an episode.

Speaker 2 (23:09):
That's amazing.

Speaker 1 (23:09):
There's no way, no or a million, a million in epics,
a million of games. So she's getting seventeen million for
it's been waiting.

Speaker 3 (23:17):
No, I'm not fouls and then that.

Speaker 1 (23:20):
And she records it in one day.

Speaker 2 (23:23):
Yeah, wow, I believe it.

Speaker 3 (23:25):
I mean yeah, so the kid's birthdays.

Speaker 2 (23:27):
Yeah, So you were like, I'm gonna swing by and
get Justin. Then I could swing by and get you.
And I was like, oh, maybe I could pull this off.
And the more I thought about it, it just wasn't
gonna happen. Like it was just it was to last
minute too, not enough time. We had big deal going
on that night and I couldn't cancel on the kids.
So I apologize.

Speaker 1 (23:45):
Yeah, and so I wanted to swing Justin agreed that
he was gonna roll with and then I thought, I'm
hitting up lunch, so I hit you up. So I'm
over in the west side. To Justin, I said, dude,
I can get you so you don't have to do
an uber. And then I get a text and it says,
no go. I mean so to think the Boys World,
and I dude, I had the microphones. I was gonna
live stream the thing, and so then what am I

(24:07):
gonna do live stream of Justin gets his canceled? I
canceled the live stream. Yeah, it would have been huge
for the pod.

Speaker 2 (24:14):
I understand it would have been huge for the pod.
It it would have been a big deal if Manziel
would have sat down done an interview with you on
the pod.

Speaker 3 (24:20):
I didn't even think about that. That's what I needed
you for. I didn't even.

Speaker 1 (24:24):
Think about an interview. I thought I was just gonna
live stream saying hi to him.

Speaker 2 (24:28):
Oh no, I was just expecting you to. Hey Manzelle,
you know we got a little park. Can you sit
down and talk to us for a minute?

Speaker 1 (24:33):
Hey man, are you on anything cool?

Speaker 3 (24:35):
You want to talk for a minute?

Speaker 2 (24:36):
Hey Manziel, you want some zappies? You know you talked
to Menery lately.

Speaker 1 (24:40):
Or no, did you see the picture?

Speaker 2 (24:43):
No, I didn't see the picture.

Speaker 1 (24:44):
I think that I should answer.

Speaker 3 (24:46):
Let me see think a close look at that guy.

Speaker 2 (24:53):
He looks excited to be there. Man, his thumb's a
little borry. He looks like he's grabbing your hat.

Speaker 1 (24:58):
Yeah, he knocked my hat off.

Speaker 2 (25:00):
Okay, Yeah, so he was having a good time. He
was he rolling deep? Did he have a good crowd
with him?

Speaker 1 (25:05):
There was the VIP area was no less than one
hundred people deep. The who's who's were all in that section,
Dustin Lynch, there was the Skis guy. There was other rappers,
might have been some Titans players, but they had the
whole thing cornered off.

Speaker 3 (25:19):
Couldn't even get to him for two hours of the event.

Speaker 1 (25:22):
Okay, the only time he had access to him is
when he came with security through the crowd onto the stage.

Speaker 3 (25:28):
So basically, unless you grabbed him, you had nothing.

Speaker 1 (25:32):
Yeah, so he hosts an event, you don't even get
to talk to him.

Speaker 2 (25:35):
Usually they sell it as, oh, you're gonna have all
this access to him and you're gonna able to see
him on stage, and that's pretty much it. On the
rare occasion you see them walking in between tables, but
I can't believe. I don't think they would have been
okay with us setting up mikes to do an interview
right there, and it's been probably too loud. The audio
would have been bad. So he didn't really need me, and.

Speaker 3 (25:55):
We could have pulled him out front.

Speaker 1 (25:57):
Because when I walk up to the front door, artist
saying Skis was collecting tickets. Really he was standing out.

Speaker 2 (26:06):
Front, But you told me up and comer.

Speaker 1 (26:07):
I did.

Speaker 3 (26:08):
Until I saw that. I thought he was a little
bit bigger.

Speaker 1 (26:11):
I mean, broch checking id's and stamping hands. I thought
he's the artist out in front. I did saw it
at that point, there's not I didn't even get a picture.
I'm like, well, crap. People maybe don't even ask him
for pictures.

Speaker 2 (26:24):
So my whole you need to get there hours early
was way off.

Speaker 1 (26:27):
So if we would have showed up at four thirty, dude,
we would have been three hours off with how much
we anticipated this being big.

Speaker 3 (26:35):
Wise, you just walk in the front door. There was
no cover charge.

Speaker 1 (26:38):
The only thing that sucked is he had his a
VIP area where you couldn't get to him.

Speaker 2 (26:42):
Yeah, but what I'm saying is right.

Speaker 3 (26:44):
I would agree some hand.

Speaker 1 (26:46):
No, no, no.

Speaker 2 (26:47):
I was like, dude, as long as you get there
by four four thirty.

Speaker 3 (26:50):
No, I agree with you.

Speaker 2 (26:51):
I was like, you'll have no problem getting in there.
You'll have no problem because the crowd won't arrived yet.
So what we're saying is that Johnny Man's is not
as popular as he was. Definitely definitely lost some of
the luster. And yeah, maybe because he didn't continue his career.
So maybe it was all that magic was the college

(27:12):
Johnny he flashing the pan. It's gone.

Speaker 1 (27:14):
Yeah, but he's still touring with Drake, He's doing big stuff.

Speaker 2 (27:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (27:19):
I mean, but I don't know what the way they
had it set up. It's not like he was signing autographs.

Speaker 3 (27:26):
Hear me out. It's not like he was.

Speaker 1 (27:29):
Sometimes they have at garsbar, they have people go behind
and you can serve drinks.

Speaker 3 (27:32):
It's not like he was serving drinks.

Speaker 1 (27:35):
He was watching the game in a VIP section that
you couldn't even get to.

Speaker 3 (27:39):
So what if you were going to barstool? The allure?
What was the what was the reason you want.

Speaker 1 (27:46):
To There was no reason you need to pay there
you need to pay for something? What would Why is
that a draw?

Speaker 2 (27:55):
It's a draw to see Johnny Manziel. You don't know
he's gonna be in the VIP section, not watching the game,
and you have no access to him. It's like, it
tells me that he's not as popular because when I
went for Snookie, the line was around the block, around
the block for Snookie.

Speaker 1 (28:10):
Six thirty start time event, no line, I mean, That's
what I mean, And Justin walked right up, And that
is what I mean?

Speaker 2 (28:18):
Is that that tells me that he is not as
high up as he once was. He may still be
have his celebrity friends that he hangs out with.

Speaker 1 (28:25):
But it was packed. But would it have been packed
on a Saturday night at barstool anyways.

Speaker 2 (28:31):
I'm gonna guess yes, probably, I'm gonna go. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (28:34):
But he did have security around him important, Yeah, but
the uh did they roll him in behind an invisible
wall and in a box so no one could see him?

Speaker 2 (28:43):
Like Taylor Swift?

Speaker 3 (28:47):
My question for you is this was it worth it?

Speaker 1 (28:51):
Though? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (28:51):
It was it worth it? If it?

Speaker 1 (28:52):
Well? Yeah, I got the picture and I got to
talk to him for fifteen seconds that I got the video.

Speaker 3 (28:56):
We don't have exclusive rights to it. I've given those
rights to the Big show.

Speaker 1 (29:01):
So I that's why I've been kind of pussy footing
around with how I talk about it. But my point
is this, I did get to hear him. Is it
worth it to go there and you get to hear Johnny?
He pulls out the raffle ticket, because it was you paid,
you bought a high noon, you got a raffle ticket,
and you could get a signed jersey that he signed
drunk while he was there. Cool, So it wasn't worth

(29:21):
it to hear him do this? Wha raffle ticket? Four four,
one five two zero, all right, everybody, thank Johnny Manziel
for coming here. Bro read the raffle ticket and walked
off stage. Dude, you can't make this up.

Speaker 3 (29:40):
You can't make this up.

Speaker 2 (29:43):
That's a lot of man.

Speaker 1 (29:44):
The Skis guy he has two songs, he has three,
but he doesn't have rights to the third one. So
the first two songs he sings in the corner of
VIP witch Johnny. So we're watching the stage. We didn't
even know where it was coming from, and I go, guys,
Scubas MCKITTI, justin we're watching the right he's over there
the corner of VIP performing this. So then we look over.
He sings two songs. His third song, he doesn't have

(30:05):
rights too, because Mike studs on it and him and Mike,
I guess had a falling out. So he had to
do it a cappella. So then he walks through the
crowd with security. He'd already sung his three songs, so
he gets up there and he does It's a Great
Day to be alive. That's fun cover song. I like
it right, but he was so drunk. Four minutes later
he starts singing again. Oh, and then he's uh taking

(30:28):
the mic to the crowd, having the crowd sing parts.
And then he ran out of stuff and they halftime
was still going on. He goes Dustin Lynch. Ever, the skis, Eh, guys,
Dustin Lynch there, Dustin Lynch, come on up here, calls
him out. Ustin Lynch doesn't even go up to sing.
He tried three times to try and get Dustin Lynch
to sing skis. Ran out of material. He's got to

(30:48):
write more songs.

Speaker 2 (30:50):
Oh that's rough man for.

Speaker 1 (30:52):
The homie song. He dude, it's so sad he doesn't
have rights. He goes, gonna have to do is gonna
have to do it? Sun a cappella for the homemies.
This one's for the Homies doesn't have the right feel
as it does on the apps when you're hearing the
music behind it. It was horrible.

Speaker 2 (31:14):
It reminds me of when I ran into these two
brothers in East Nashville. We're out at the bars when
we first moved here. They were trying to make it
as musicians, and they're like, oh my god, we moved
here from Austin. We used to listen to your show.
They're like, we're playing at the five spot lunch box.

Speaker 1 (31:29):
How's it going.

Speaker 2 (31:29):
We're playing at the five Spot at eleven thirty. Dude,
you gotta come. They're like, we're not gonna drink, but dude,
you want to have a shot. Dude, this is the
first time meeting you. We gotta have a shot.

Speaker 1 (31:39):
Thought you don't drink.

Speaker 2 (31:40):
They weren't gonna drink because they played at eleven thirty.
Am I all right, man? Yeah, we do a shot.
Thirty minutes. He's like, dude, my boys are never gonna
pulie these can we have another shot? All right?

Speaker 1 (31:51):
Cool?

Speaker 2 (31:52):
And then we go over there at eleven thirty to
watch them play at the five Spot at the five spot.
I've never seen two more drunk individuals.

Speaker 1 (32:00):
They lose their career because they did shots with you.

Speaker 2 (32:03):
I have never seen two as drunk individuals on stage
as I saw those two.

Speaker 1 (32:09):
They relying like, yeah, I have a cut your bowl.

Speaker 2 (32:13):
Who They literally played a song and they said, all right, gosh,
thank you guys for coming out. Here's our latest one.
And they played the exact same.

Speaker 1 (32:23):
Song, same it must be the curse of the drinking
before that name song.

Speaker 2 (32:28):
Then the brother gets really drunk and then the middle
of the song starts beating and breaks his drum and
like touching the drum.

Speaker 1 (32:36):
No longer I have percussion. Any fans here have a
back seat.

Speaker 2 (32:41):
He put a hole through the drum that was into
their set. Man. They played three songs.

Speaker 1 (32:45):
That was their last show after doing shots with the legend.

Speaker 2 (32:48):
Oh I'm gonna be honest. That had to be their
last show. There was no way they were ever invited back.

Speaker 1 (32:51):
Ever, that could be foreshadowing because I don't think Skes
plays the show after that. He was smoking on stage
and they're not allowed to smoke, and he goes he
had the microphone. He goes, if they want this, if
they want this, microphone. They're gonna have to rip it
out of my hands. And so the third quarter started,
he started doing play by play for the Notre Dame
and m game. That's fun, but he was drunk. Oh uh,

(33:15):
Johnny Manziel could have done better than that. Guys, Marcel Reid,
who agrees with me, Johnny Manzel is better than Marcell Reid.

Speaker 3 (33:23):
That's the play by play we're getting.

Speaker 2 (33:26):
That's tough. That would be fun, though, But if you're
there to see him like that, that would be kind
of cool. And if my Manziel got on there and
did play by play with him, that'd be cool.

Speaker 1 (33:33):
Update.

Speaker 2 (33:34):
We've sold five tickets to Coaches Convention. Five five.

Speaker 3 (33:41):
Five hanks. I have all five gone through.

Speaker 1 (33:48):
They have the tickets. Okay, I'll do the fifth one.

Speaker 3 (33:52):
All right, that's a start.

Speaker 2 (33:53):
That's a start. People are coming, man, people are ready.
We're gonna take a break. And I'm gonna tell you
why I couldn't go to Manziel.

Speaker 1 (33:59):
It might be my family right after this.

Speaker 2 (34:04):
So Saturday night, man, I had to go to the
State Fair. Man he wouldn't find me there.

Speaker 1 (34:12):
Dude, No, dude, it's like without kids. You ain't paying
me to go that.

Speaker 2 (34:18):
You're right. I went with my kids because Baby Box
and Baby Box two, they got a little ticket from
the school. It says free admission to the State Fair,
Nashville State Fair. And I'm like, oh.

Speaker 1 (34:29):
Man, daddy, daddy, and.

Speaker 2 (34:32):
Every day, Dad, dad, can we use those tickets today? Dad? Dad?
Can we use those tickets today? What did dad, dad? Dad?
Remember those tickets we got from school? Can we can
we use those today? And so Saturday nights of the
night we gotta go. We gotta go to the state Fair.
We got to go do the thing. And I look
at their tickets. Free admission Monday through Thursday. Okay, cool man.

(34:56):
So I'm not to pay for the kids because they're
excited to go to the state Fair and it's not free.

Speaker 3 (35:03):
Ticket sales don't go good for the convention.

Speaker 1 (35:05):
We might have to do that.

Speaker 2 (35:06):
Well, I didn't realize when I was getting myself into
we drive over there, parking someone's yard for ten bucks. Cool.
Here you go walk a couple of blocks to the
freaking fair, and I thought it was the state Fair.
It's got to be massive, right is.

Speaker 3 (35:21):
It the county Fair? Because there's one up by me
and I know you didn't go to that one.

Speaker 2 (35:25):
No, I don't know what it was. It was right
down there by word Nationale sc plays.

Speaker 1 (35:29):
Oh, then it's a totally different one. There's another one,
Wilson County Fair. Well, we went to the state fair.
I don't know if it was state, but it wasn't
that county.

Speaker 2 (35:38):
Maybe it's county fair. It wasn't that big. And we
walk up and first you have to pay to get
in the gate.

Speaker 1 (35:45):
Thought you had the ticket.

Speaker 2 (35:46):
It's only good Monday through Thursday. This is Saturday, all right,
so we all right, got to pay to get in.
All right? Now, how do we ride rides?

Speaker 1 (35:54):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (35:55):
Now that you pay to get in the gate. You
gotta pay for things, ride passes to get on the rides.
Oh oh okay, name Rose. It was this damn expensive
to come to the fair. Then I go. I was like,
let's eat first before we get grouchy, and then we'll
get on some rides. Well, you know, get the lay
of the land. So we go get some food. Dad move,

(36:16):
they want some chicken tenders. We get some chicken tenders. Headies, Yeah,
get some tindis, some fries.

Speaker 1 (36:22):
Any missiles, Uh no, no, we got a missile with
some bread.

Speaker 2 (36:26):
On it, corn dog. That's a that missile with a condom.

Speaker 1 (36:31):
No, that's a warm missile.

Speaker 2 (36:34):
Warm missile.

Speaker 1 (36:36):
And they clothed missile.

Speaker 2 (36:38):
I clothed missile. There you go. They you know, eat it.
I get a big old turkey leg, just like back
in the day. None on that sucker, uh, and they
eat like a tender each my.

Speaker 1 (36:50):
Did you say sucker?

Speaker 3 (36:52):
You said no, no on that suck sucker.

Speaker 1 (36:54):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (36:55):
Yeah. And those were quite expensive. It was like seventy
dollars for free.

Speaker 1 (37:00):
Geez, that was more expensive than barstool. Barstools free, that's it.
I got the raffle tickets for sixty barstool you can.

Speaker 3 (37:08):
Walk in, there's no cover.

Speaker 2 (37:09):
Oh wow, I came to barstool.

Speaker 1 (37:11):
Do bring the kids?

Speaker 2 (37:12):
I agree, pull up. They would have loved to see
Manzielle fan crazy pants. Uh. And we I'm like, all right, cool,
all right, that's that's that's really expensive. And then baby
Box three's gotta go take a dump. So we go,
and my wife's like, I'll go buy the ride passes.
And I'm walking by the rides and it's like this
ride takes nine tickets, this ride takes thirteen tickets. This
ride takes fourteen tickets. I'm like, good god, how expensive

(37:35):
are these rides? And then I walked by the ticket
booth dollar fifty per ticket and I'm like, what, so
just to go down like the big slide nine tickets?
You're paying fourteen almost fifteen dollars to just go down
a slide? Yo, yo?

Speaker 1 (37:52):
What all right?

Speaker 3 (37:54):
I thought your mic was my mic and my mic
was your mic.

Speaker 2 (37:56):
Anyway, I'm like, that's a hell of expensive. So we're
in the bathroom and I get a text on why.
She's like, oh my gosh, I didn't realize how expensive
the fair was. I'll take out a loan.

Speaker 3 (38:05):
Do you know of an advanced financial in the area.

Speaker 2 (38:08):
She's like, it's it's a dollar fifty a ticket. But
I saw some of those rides are like nine, ten, eleven, twelve,
thirteen tickets. What do I do? And I'm like, well,
they do they have an all you can ride one?

Speaker 3 (38:21):
Yeah, it's a buffet?

Speaker 2 (38:23):
Well they do?

Speaker 3 (38:24):
Do they have a bottomless ride?

Speaker 2 (38:26):
But it was like thirty seven dollars a wristband?

Speaker 1 (38:29):
Dude, what are you at Disney World?

Speaker 2 (38:33):
Exacting exactly ray, I ain't at the freaking Disney World.
I'm at the fair that gets up and packs up
and drives down the road and puts up shop. And
these carnie people are screwing nuts and bolts with their teeth.
They're missing out. I mean, it's like, what are we doing, hey.

Speaker 3 (38:46):
Carney, how many people have died on this ride in
the last month?

Speaker 2 (38:49):
I mean, you hear that creaking? That doesn't sound normal?

Speaker 1 (38:51):
Man, All right, bring your own screwdriver exactly.

Speaker 2 (38:54):
Hey, hey man, youbody got a hammer in their truck.
This one's this bolt's loose. Just give me five minutes.
So I'm like, I just guess, buy the all you
can ride one? Okay? Cool? So she buys three of
them and then it's like, oh, anybody's shorter than forty
two inches has to ride with an adult.

Speaker 3 (39:10):
Which way are they measuring?

Speaker 1 (39:11):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (39:12):
Here's the problem. Baby Box three is forty inches. Ah man,
So if he's gonna go on any rides, guess what
we gotta buy another freaking ristband.

Speaker 1 (39:21):
Did he try with the tippy toes? He tried it, Yeah,
you can get an extra couple inches.

Speaker 2 (39:26):
Some of them were real stickler, So we had to
buy a fourth freaking wristband for thirty seven Damn dollars.

Speaker 1 (39:32):
Well, I mean, what if you slipped the Carnia five
Once he goes up to the hunt.

Speaker 2 (39:35):
I tried it the carousel with the horse. He's like,
he put his hand and goes, you're not forty two inches?

Speaker 3 (39:42):
Oh yeah?

Speaker 2 (39:42):
Any points at one of me and my wife. He's like, oney,
two has to ride with him.

Speaker 1 (39:45):
You ever met Abraham Lincoln.

Speaker 2 (39:47):
I'm like, all right, great, so I put the wristband
on me. So we spent thirty seven times four whatever.
That is way too much damn money. We've already paid
to get in the door. I mean, you couldn't pay.
It's not one price to get in the door and
ride the ride. You gotta pay to get in the door,
pay to buy ride tickets.

Speaker 1 (40:04):
Cool.

Speaker 2 (40:04):
We paid seventy dollars for free. I mean it was
over a two hundred dollars night at the local county fair.

Speaker 1 (40:09):
Man. Well, George Washington says, he's tall enough. Here you go,
check your hand.

Speaker 2 (40:14):
And so we're riding these rides. The kids are having
a blast. There's a boat that spins around, there's bumblebees,
there's Dumbo the Flying Elephant. There's a roller coaster.

Speaker 3 (40:23):
Are you and the wife going on the rides.

Speaker 2 (40:26):
I am going on the rides because they I tried
to do the hole where we switch off and we
buy the four wristbands in the ladies like all right,
and puts them on the kids wrist and I was
like the other kids in the bathroom. She goes, well,
I have to put it on them so they have
to come back. Smart Carney, Mike, all right, just put
it on me. You are trying to Ponzi scheme the
local county fair. I was just trying to get it
where my wife rides on a couple of rides. I

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ride on a couple of rides, and so she got
it real cinch tied on my wrist and so there's
no taking that sucker off. She took her job real serious.

Speaker 1 (40:57):
There, dude. You don't even Reddecks have tried that money
watched this and even loose thanks Tutz, And.

Speaker 2 (41:06):
So I go and I'm just like, all right, here
we go. This is so fun. What's gonna be awesome.
Let's do this woo ride the rides. And then there's
the damn games. Oh dad, can we play the games?
Can we play the games? They want to do the
one where you throw balls and try to win a goldfish.
That one's fun and I said, absolutely not.

Speaker 3 (41:25):
We can do it at the house.

Speaker 2 (41:26):
I said, your cousins three years ago won goldfish at
one of these things, and your aunt is so good
at keeping care of them. They are so big she
had to buy a bigger tank. I'm not taking the
chance that we are bringing this fish home and it's
gonna live. Battle the box Batter's Box. He killed his
son's fish in two days.

Speaker 1 (41:44):
Never play a game that has live animals. Batter at
the box, checking in Batter's box. What if everybody that's
Batter's box.

Speaker 2 (41:50):
And so we go, we ride the ferris wheel, I
mean talking about the worst fairest wheel I've ever ridden
in my life.

Speaker 3 (41:55):
Well, that's what I was gonna ask.

Speaker 1 (41:56):
So if me and Baser went, would the rides be
fun for adults?

Speaker 2 (42:00):
Are some badass adult rides? Badass?

Speaker 1 (42:02):
Well, Bezer, if you heard that, she's not gonna want
to go badass like it would scare me?

Speaker 3 (42:07):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (42:09):
Yeah, like spinny I mean you want to grab your
woman tight, right, I'll show you. I mean you want
to see you want to see?

Speaker 3 (42:15):
No, I don't like the spinny ones.

Speaker 2 (42:16):
Look at this sucker, Now that's a badass ride. I
mean they're out. I mean that's not even enclosed.

Speaker 1 (42:22):
Dude, dude, I can't do the skin spinny.

Speaker 2 (42:24):
I can't either in the Disney World.

Speaker 1 (42:27):
I was aut of commission for an hour and a half.
It was at EPCO. I couldn't drink for I was
so sick.

Speaker 2 (42:32):
Yeah, that's rough.

Speaker 3 (42:33):
You must do.

Speaker 2 (42:34):
You want to do this one? Oh, that's a good one.
We went on the little spinny bears. Do any of
them not spin? I need the ones that go over
mountains and stuff. Most of them spun, dude, I hate
to tell you. It was mostly spinning. Like look at
this one. This one's not bad. You're like dangling room
chairs flipping upside down. We get like a freaking octopus
arm whoa no chance?

Speaker 3 (42:54):
That one's pretty cool.

Speaker 2 (42:55):
That's bad ass. Yeah, there are some cool rides, uh.

Speaker 3 (42:58):
Carney, I heard bud weird noise.

Speaker 1 (43:00):
Maybe look into that. So yeah, thanks?

Speaker 2 (43:02):
Uh So we did the Ferris Wheel, though, I mean
it was like not enclosed. So it just has these
little flimsy white doors, and I'm scared my kids keep
leaning over on the white door. Dad, is this kid?

Speaker 1 (43:13):
I might quit?

Speaker 2 (43:13):
Hit the door stop hitting the doors like it says
it's gonna hold us. But but I you could go
and stop. And just the fumes of that ferris wheel
were so nasty and they were right by the porta potty,
so it just smelt like rancid ass the whole time.
We're on the fairest wheel, and you never really just
went in a continuous motion. You literally went stopped, went stopped,

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went stopped. I mean, there was no fun on the
frare and it was just it.

Speaker 3 (43:37):
There was a waft sounds like Wallin's bar.

Speaker 2 (43:40):
It did. It had a waft, and it was so
terrible they got.

Speaker 3 (43:43):
The windows open avoid it.

Speaker 1 (43:45):
Raw sewage is about to enter your nostrils in three
two one.

Speaker 2 (43:49):
And then I'm walking through there and we run into
some wrestling. There's some wrestling in the middle of.

Speaker 3 (43:54):
The fair that was not sanctioned.

Speaker 2 (43:57):
It was hilarious. We watched these guys come out. We're
trying to hype up the crowd and everything, and we
watched it for a little bit. Then we're walking and
I'm like, what is that a celebrity or what? And
I go up and I put my arm around this
celebrity and it's Ali Colleen at the fair.

Speaker 1 (44:15):
At the fair? Who is she with one of her friends?
A man or a woman, a woman who she did
not tell us she was gonna go to the fair.

Speaker 2 (44:26):
She went, she was there and I was like, what
am sh She said, all load to the kids, and uh,
that's when we were on our way to the ferris wheel.
And then the kids are like, dad, Dad, and we
play a game. And I look at the game prices
like shoot the water into the thing and you win
a stuffed animal ten dollars per person.

Speaker 1 (44:47):
How long does that last for?

Speaker 3 (44:48):
Is it where the guns full of water?

Speaker 2 (44:50):
Yeah, and you shoot it and whoever gets the target
all the way, you know, the hits the target the
most and it gets to the top first wins the prize.

Speaker 3 (44:56):
You're talking thirty seconds, So you're.

Speaker 2 (44:57):
Talking thirty seconds for ten dollars. That's thirty dollars to play,
because all three kids are gonna want to play.

Speaker 3 (45:02):
Oh my gosh, they're making a killing.

Speaker 2 (45:06):
That is exactly what I kept thinking, right, I was like,
where do people that are all here have all this money?
They are spending a lot of it, a lot of
its government. They are spending so much money. They are
spending so much freaking money because they are carrying around
multiple big ass stuffed animals like inflatable hammers that they've won.

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And I'm just like, how are you? This is crazy?

Speaker 1 (45:30):
What day was this?

Speaker 2 (45:31):
Saturday? Day?

Speaker 1 (45:33):
After paycheck?

Speaker 2 (45:35):
Oh, didn't think about that. Got a funnel cake, and
then I told the kids, you want to play a game?
They said yeah, yeah, yeah. I said no, I said
you can play the game, or you can get a dessert,
your rationing food. And so they each got their own
bag of cotton candy seven bucks a pop that lasted
them for Saturday night and Sunday during the day, A

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lot better than thirty seconds of playing a video game
to win a stuffed animal to add to the ten
thousand stuffed animals we have. I couldn't fathom paying thirty dollars.
And then if one one and the other two didn't win,
guess what they're gonna want to do?

Speaker 1 (46:10):
Dad?

Speaker 2 (46:10):
Why didn't win? Let me play? Oh, we ain't paying
thirty dollars three times n sixty dollars. That's ninety dollars.

Speaker 1 (46:18):
We ain't doing that was one person guaranteed to win.
If your three kids player was in a fourth spot,
there's four wins. Okay, so you could have paid thirty
and come home with nothing.

Speaker 2 (46:26):
Nothing. Dude.

Speaker 1 (46:28):
They're killing it, killing it. So how many people could
line up, like eight or nine? They could make one
hundred dollars and give away one animal, one little animal.

Speaker 2 (46:38):
How they do it? That is how they do it, dude.
It was unbelieved. People everywhere carrying animals, spending money, people
on dates, family night. It was crazy. It was the
fair Man man. It was a night out in Nashville.

Speaker 3 (46:53):
I think I had a friend go to that.

Speaker 1 (46:54):
He did Ali, Colleen and me.

Speaker 3 (46:57):
Yeah, our influencer friend.

Speaker 1 (46:59):
I believe when there as well, which I'm saying is
it's fun for families, and I'm assuming.

Speaker 2 (47:04):
Oh, it's fun for everybody to do all walks of life.
There was grannies and wheelchairs. There was people.

Speaker 1 (47:10):
Now you're pushing it.

Speaker 2 (47:11):
No, there was There was a granny and wheelchair.

Speaker 3 (47:12):
What is she going to do there?

Speaker 2 (47:14):
I don't know. She was there and we were leaving
and I said, hey, honey, I'll just go get the car.
I don't want the kids to walk. And when I
came back to granny was just sitting in a wheelchair
and I was like, did you get abandoned, and she said.

Speaker 1 (47:24):
My kids don't love me anymore. Now.

Speaker 2 (47:27):
They just went to get the car.

Speaker 1 (47:29):
Well you can't walk, Oh so.

Speaker 2 (47:31):
Oh yeah you can't. Okay, we'll take a break. We're
right back. Yeah. So, man, I'm gonna just tell you
the Bears suck. I'm done with them. College football entertaining.
I watched a little bit. I mean, Arch Banning sucks.
I mean, god, all these Texas fans are crapping their pants.
They are, Oh my god, the Second Coming of Jesus.
Not so much, not so much.

Speaker 3 (47:51):
Dude was five for nineteen.

Speaker 2 (47:53):
Oh my god. I watched a little bit of game
and I was like, what I mean, I'm seven to
three in the third.

Speaker 3 (47:59):
I texted Billy.

Speaker 1 (48:00):
He was at the game, I said, having a little
trouble with utep. Oh Jesus saying they should have house Still.

Speaker 2 (48:08):
Garrett texted me, is there any way we can bench him?
I said, they ain't a chance in hell. Your boosters
would lose their mind, Sark would lose his job. There
is no chance. It doesn't matter how good the quarterback
is behind him. Arch Manning is your starter, and it
sucks because he looks awful.

Speaker 3 (48:24):
Heisman favorite good job Vegas.

Speaker 2 (48:26):
Heisman favorite man. He ain't gonna win Freshman of the
Year in the Big twit or SEC. He's not even
gonna be on the list.

Speaker 1 (48:32):
He's not even the best player on that team, much
less see all of college football. God, oh Weisner's the best, right?

Speaker 2 (48:38):
Oh brutal? I mean brute TOI Ah who Tennessee man?
What a game? That was a good game.

Speaker 3 (48:45):
Game was awesome.

Speaker 1 (48:46):
I left at the beginning of the fourth quarter listening
to the radio. Forgot about the power of the radio.
Announcers went a little cheesy at times. They got to
do the smart jokes. U great play by Kirby Smart.
He wasn't dumb there. And then they got I guess
George had a guy named Lucky. He got a little
lucky there. Back to second ten here in Knoxville. All right, guys,
those are the easy ones.

Speaker 2 (49:05):
That was entertaining A and M. Notre Dame. I watched
probably the fourth quarter that game. I was entertaining fun,
good game. I still think Notre Dames. I think Notre
Dames quarterback is going to be really good. They're on
to two and I think they're actually good.

Speaker 1 (49:20):
His name's CJ. Carr and Also, you didn't let me
get to the punchline.

Speaker 2 (49:23):
You were done.

Speaker 3 (49:24):
I watched then the game it ends up, it culminates.
I picked justin up. We're still listening.

Speaker 1 (49:29):
Then we transition to him playing it on his phone.

Speaker 3 (49:31):
You're really lucky.

Speaker 1 (49:32):
I've got ESPN Plus so we can watch it. Thanks man,
I could have just listened on the radio. The power
of radio.

Speaker 2 (49:37):
Yeah, it's not really safe for me to watch while
I'm driving, but who cares.

Speaker 1 (49:40):
We get to Barstool, the final play of the game. Oh,
we're upstairs. At first, the TV's upstairs were ten seconds
behind the TV's downstairs. We heard the crowd going crazy,
all these red people. Oh he missed the kick. Oh
they scored a touchdown. Oh, TV are not in sync,

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so we knew the outcome before the outcome. A guy
tried to rip down the walls flag. Security immediately grabbed
the guy. They had the stanchions around the walls flag
at Barstool, because I guess multiple people had tried to
grab it Georgia fans and rip it down and throw it.
So back to you miss get these stanchions up around
the walls flag.

Speaker 2 (50:20):
Yeah, I understand that that can be sad. That's a
rough that's a rough thing to see in public. But
it is a good game, fun entertaining.

Speaker 1 (50:26):
Quarterbacks started fourteen or fourteen Christina Aguilera.

Speaker 2 (50:29):
Yeah, and then he went like he went full Christina Aguilera.
He freaking blew up and then he had a body
of transformation once he fourth quarter hit and came back.
He made a little comeback, and then it.

Speaker 1 (50:39):
Just is that kicker. Okay, we need a welfare check
this morning.

Speaker 2 (50:43):
You made the field goal.

Speaker 3 (50:44):
No, the before overtiming.

Speaker 2 (50:47):
That was way bad, right, I don't know what the
hell that was.

Speaker 3 (50:49):
Is he going to be all right?

Speaker 2 (50:51):
Yeah? I think I think who feels worse is the
guy on Notre Dame that dropped a snap on the
extra point. Eh, and they lost by one. I don't
know if you saw all that.

Speaker 3 (51:00):
I left the money bar before then.

Speaker 2 (51:03):
Yeah, yeah, they scored a touchdown and go up seven. Oh,
but he botched the extra point and then go down
scores a touchdown nineteen seconds left and they win by one.
But I mean there was a hold. I mean the
Notre Dame defensive lineman actually got tackled on that play.

Speaker 3 (51:17):
I saw that.

Speaker 2 (51:18):
I mean, we're not gonna call that. I mean whatever,
it was fine.

Speaker 1 (51:21):
I guess Manzel somebody had a video of him. He
was like doing the prayer hands and just like sense
of relief. The team, I guess hasn't been good since
he was there.

Speaker 2 (51:30):
I've been terrible.

Speaker 1 (51:31):
And so it did. And then the caption he put
something like it's been a lot of long years. This
was an amazing feeling and it was just him at
barstool VIP area. Nobody could get around now by himself
with his friends that are called so called friends. Prayer hands,
big moment for Manzel, good bye himself, stanchioned off.

Speaker 2 (51:49):
That's pretty good. And I'd like to apologize everybody for
taking the cardinals.

Speaker 1 (51:52):
You got to get these stanchions up at barstool.

Speaker 2 (51:54):
I gave you a lock of minus six and a
half and they were up twenty seven to three and
they didn't cover.

Speaker 1 (51:59):
I don't know. I'm just reading Facebook posts now now.

Speaker 2 (52:02):
I posted that that was tough, that was rough, And
I just want to say one thing. JJ McCarthy, can
you stop with the eye black. You look like an idiot,
like I don't know where you this became your thing
where you paint your whole cheeks black.

Speaker 3 (52:16):
You want to face or you want the nails.

Speaker 2 (52:19):
But it looks it looks absolutely stupid.

Speaker 3 (52:21):
These guys are painting everything now.

Speaker 2 (52:22):
I'm like, I'm watching it last night, going dude, stop
like put one little line or something, but the whole
I mean, I understand you've done it since college or
since high school, but at what point did you think,
you know what, I'm gonna just paint my whole face? Man?
Like that looks really good.

Speaker 3 (52:36):
Do you know his quote?

Speaker 1 (52:37):
Now he's famous for now everybody's talked about it.

Speaker 2 (52:40):
I'm no, and the boys.

Speaker 3 (52:42):
What you don't know his quote?

Speaker 2 (52:43):
JJ McCarthy. There was some hot I know, he had
a new he had a baby son. There was a
watching suck.

Speaker 1 (52:49):
It was a hot mic fourth quarter late big play
in the game a week ago. Hey guys, guys, is
there any place you'd rather be? Let's go play some
out and then so there's just and he's the fun
of the game, hence the eye black.

Speaker 2 (53:02):
Oh that's it.

Speaker 1 (53:03):
Okay, there any places you guys would rather be?

Speaker 2 (53:05):
Let's go to two Come on, hot hot hot hot,
diang round dang ro out. So yeah, yeah, and I
want to send my condolences that Simpleton Terriers or undefeated
season came crashing down.

Speaker 1 (53:19):
But not so fast as the late Great League Corso
would say. Agbuka tonight with five touchdowns can save the
undefeated season. Otherwise, well, we're also down by twenty and
the person we play has who's a good receiver running back?
It's got to be something. Who are the team tonight? Bucks?

Speaker 2 (53:38):
You got four games? Bucks, you got Bucks in the Texans.

Speaker 1 (53:44):
And then you got Raiders and Chargers they got Nicolls.

Speaker 2 (53:48):
So all right, have a good Monday night, guys, Amari.

Speaker 1 (53:52):
And Hampton Virus gen TI. You're gonna get to see
the rookie of the year tonight.

Speaker 2 (53:55):
Hey, sore Losers dot Com, get those tickets. Let's go
be one of the six people coming to the convention.
I can't wait to see you.

Speaker 1 (54:01):
Five people purchase tickets. They all had my last name.

Speaker 2 (54:04):
That's pretty cool. I gotta go, man, I'm tired.