October 3, 2025 • 42 mins
In this episode Lunchbox and Ray try to figure our what Sore Losers Nation does for a living? After all these years we have no idea what jobs the listeners have so we try and brainstorm what possible jobs they could have. Also we read some emails and you could say we were all over the place. Would this rank as one of our worst podcasts ever.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Oh we're live. Man, Hey, I know you didn't see
that game last night. Okay, I don't know how. I
still don't know how the Niners won. I have no
idea with party out, freaking Kittle out, name the people,
freaking Piersaw out, name them? Who else was out? Everybody
(00:22):
and their mom was out.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Defensive guy Bosa, Oh.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
He's been he's out for this. I mean, they lost
everybody and they still won. Name I mean, Mac Jones
looked like freaking Joe Montagna. It was un I mean,
they were just carving it up. Kendrick Bourne looked like
Justin Jefferson. All of a sudden, he looked like Jerry
Rice reincarnated. It was, man, what a game.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
I picked up Kendrick Bourne off the waiver one and
Justin texted me this morning. He said, Coach of the week,
congratulations on your award.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Yes, I knew that the star number one guy Pearsaw
was out, and then I also saw that our boy
was Kittle gone for the foreseeable future.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Yeah, I think kitt will be back when they play
their next game. And they said allegedly, and then they
also have the Jennings kid out.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Oh that sue was the other guy that was out,
and so I said, wow, I'm not an amazing coach
or a great coach, but I see news stories and
when there's multiple receivers out, that means that the number
three will become the number one. And that he did
ten catches one hundred and forty two yards, not a tug,
not a tug. I couldn't be that good because if
(01:29):
that would have happened, that would have been the coaching
call of the century.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Instead, it's just of the week.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Very nicely done. And so you did put him in
your starting lineup.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Of course, because where we stand right now, I've made
errors picking up BTJ, the kid from Jaguars having a
bad sophomore season.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
That was my mistake.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Justin's mistake was Courtland Sutton trading him getting Skataboo, because
we would have then we would have actually played Charbonnet.
Instead we played Skataboo at Courtland Sutton got a massive week.
He actually cost A the win last week, So that
was on Justin. So if there's any little piece every week,
me and him are fighting for coach of the week
just between ourselves. So yes, waiver wires get made all
(02:11):
the time.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Trades. I'm working right now. Trades. I've offered trades everybody
in the division.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Yeah, I have a trade that this guy offered me,
and I mean, I don't know how I didn't jump
at it. He wanted Amran Saint Brown and Travis et
Tenn and he was gonna give me Terry McLaren, Dalton
Schultz and Baker Mayfield.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
I can't with the stupid trades.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
I mean, I don't know how I didn't jump at that.
The dude. Here's the greatest part. I love the moxie
because then this dude found me on Facebook and sent
me a message and said, hey, coacher, I sent you
a trade offer. Make sure you check that out.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
That didn't even make it past the front desk the
second secretary.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
I mean I and I said, a terrible trade at that.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
See, I've gotten offended. Justin's offered a couple of terrible trades.
He doesn't understand that quarterbacks, unless they're one of the
top five, you can't really trade quarterbacks because you can
just get one off the waiver wire and get the.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Same amount of points.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
That's the tough ping.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
So he's like, what do you mean, Drake may has
the same amount of points as I'm on Saint Ron.
Why is that not a good trade? And I'm like,
because quarterbacks, you can just get any of them. It's
not a trade with a quarterback unless it's the top
five guy.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
It really is quarterback. And but I don't mind the
ridiculous trade offers.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
No, no, no, I do because it's just a waste
of my time. And there's the chance you may accidentally
click the wrong thing.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Now I do worry about that is so funny you
say that, and I know You're people are gonna laugh
and say, you guys are so stupid. I don't even
reject the trade because I'm scared I may click the
wrong button. I just let it sit there, like I'm
thinking about it once I see the trade. If I
think it is so dumb, I just leave it there
because I don't want to click the wrong button. And
(04:03):
it's like, how can you click the wrong button? Trust me,
I've done dumber things in my life, and I could
click the wrong ding button.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Tell me about this tantalizing trade. Go ahead, Patrick Mahomes
and Sharboney, who's sharbonet four? Chubb A Hubbard, whoa that's
what you're trying to do. Is that tantalizing? Ah, I
would do that exactly. Get off my nuts, Justin and
let me create the trades. Here's a Justin trade.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Wait, wait, who's your quarterback?
Speaker 2 (04:33):
We got Drake Man we can play. I don't care
about Patty. Take him. We need a running back. I
make the trade.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Wait wait wait, you already got a running back. You
went and't got scataboo.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
I need another one. We want more running backs than too,
we want four. I don't give a crap. So the
thing with Justin is, hey, I'm offering Drake May for
uh Christian McCaffrey. They both get the same amount of points, Justin.
That's not how you do a trade. You can't look
at it like that.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
My trades I offer more cra so that you'll do
the trade. Take Sharvon Nae.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
I don't care. I'll get your ten points in a touchdown.
Take Patty Mahomes he's great. Give me Chubble Hubbard. He's
having a terrible year right now.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Give me that. We need a running back. I make
the trade so amazing that people do him.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
So that's why when somebody gives you dog crap, I'm
on Saint Ramaran, two other great guys for scatus Kittle
and what and like.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
I mean McLaren hadn't played in a month, and you
think I'm gonna trade for a guy that hadn't played
in a month. No, thank you.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
So those things are like do some of these people
just not understand ball? Or is that them thinking that
they kind of got a good trade that you.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
May just do and get greedy? Guys? The reason you
trade is I offer great crap.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Hey, man, I go offer stuff the years at your desk,
sweating at work. Oh my gosh, just amazing. I gotta
do I gotta do this. I'm not gonna waste your
time with something like hey, maybe I can make him
think he's getting a good deal. I give you a
good deal. That's why we gave Sutton up. It was
a fourth rounder for Scataboo, Who's.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Like, we make great deals. I'm it's a good deal.
I'm about good deals. That's what I'm all about.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Are you gonna do you think right now? Like, should
I go cancel that trade? Dude, Justin's gonna wake up again.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
He's gonna wake up and kill you. He might wake
up and kill you. My question is if you, when
looking back at after one week, are you regretting the
Skataboo trade for Sutton. I love Sutton. Courtland Sutton is
mister consistent.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
I didn't do it. Justin krafted that one. That was
all him.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Oh oh, just because I think Courtland Sutton. No one
talks about him because he's in Denver, and Denver's not
really flashy. He's not on the you know, he's not Justin,
but he puts up the same numbers as Justin Jefferson.
I feel like he gets like one hundred yards every
day game.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
I've just never been a Denver wide receiver fan since
Peyton and since Lway. But yes, I guess his bo
Dick's kid throws the ball around the yard a little bit.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Yeah, And I mean mac Jones was throwing that ball
all over the yard last night.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Comes with the black and red suit. You don't know
if he's Heaven or Hell. And then he also is.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
That what it meant?
Speaker 2 (07:08):
I don't know, or he does now he does the
swag thing after he scores.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
He did that, he goes hey in the media, I'm
the backup. I'm just trying to get us some wins
while the starters out. That dude knows what everything's about.
He's not trying to be chadure. He's not trying to Uh,
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
He's super humble. He's just reading.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Really, he's like, I've been trying to get some wins
and he knows what he is.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Yeah, I was. I still don't really understand what happened,
Like it was so fun to watch the Chadure, well
not the shador. I don't know what's going on there.
But mac Jones looked like he died about three times,
and he came back to life three different times. I
mean they had to come out and it was like
they were gonna get the stretcher and he pops up
and jogs off the field, and then the whole time
(07:53):
on the sideline, they're rubbing his arm, they're rubbing his leg.
I mean, it looked like he was about to just die.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
That's one of those.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
If I was still gambling, I would have put a
couple thousand on and I'd have moved the line to
ten and not even watch the game. I mean, talk
about a lock the rams in a city of California, California,
the city of California, you're.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Hearing me on this.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Yes, I understand.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Both teams are in that same place, so there's gonna
be fans for the other team. It's a division game.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
The forty nine ers are still really good. Ten points. Thanks.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
You wouldn't You could have watched five minutes of that
game and counted your money and drove to the sportsbook
and asked them, Hey, can you just payout early because
it's a lock.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Yeah, Like last night, I was I was gonna go
over to Josh's house. He was gonna put up the
screen in the backyard and there's gonna be a bunch
of dudes in the backyard, and.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
What you're meaning, The Taylor albums out tonight, and.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
We were gonna discuss Taylor's new album. We're gonna discuss
the new songs hitting the chart, and we're gonna watch
the game. And my wife had a meeting and she
was like, hey, she's leaving at six forty five. She goes,
it's a thirty minute meeting, so I'll be home by
seven thirty. I'm like, all right, great, seven thirty rolls around,
seven forty rolls around, seven forty five, rolls around. I
(09:13):
get a text, I'm sorry it's taken longer than it
should have. Okay, cool seven fifty eight o'clock eight fifteen.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
She wasn't stepping out, was she.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
I don't know what she was doing, right. I didn't
follow her. I didn't track her. I don't know where
she was. She said she was at a meeting.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
Live three sixty says, you're at a man's house.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
I don't. I don't even know what Life three sixty is.
I don't have loved for their kids. Yeah, I won't
have that. I'm like trackers on my name. My name's
been in I'm not in it.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
Yeah, okay, I think Baser has it on me. Live
three sixty is your phone.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
I don't know how to. I wouldn't know.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
Nobody tracks you, No, not that I know of. Randomly,
our friend Heather tracks me, Baser tracks me. I think
my sister tracks me. You just share your tracker. That's
Live three sixty.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Oh well, I don't know what a tracker is. I
don't know what share it. But anyway, here let us
track you. No. I don't want you guys tracking me.
I don't need you to see where I'm going every
day in my life, every minute of my life. Uh,
so she finally walks in the door. Track, I'm gonna
take an alternate round. Yeah, I'm gonna go a different direction.
You know, when lunch looks like he's been on the
(10:18):
highway for three days, they tosses his phone out the
freaking window.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
So she finally walks in the door at eight thirty.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
That's uncalled for.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
So it's halftime seven seventeen to seven. I'm like, all right, well,
I guess I'm gonna go over to Josh's. And I
walk the six houses down to Josh's and he's got
the screen up and there's like seven dudes in his backyard.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Massive screen.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
Massive friends got one in the next to their pool,
and you can see it from all the way across.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
It looks great, I mean, clear picture, there's no skipping,
there's no pausing.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
But you can only do it at night.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Only at night, because during the day you're not gonna
be able to see it. And he's like, hey, don't
worry about I got cookies on the porch. Nothing says
guys night watching football like some cookies on the porch.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
In your forties twenties, you're bringing over the keystone lights.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
And he had everybody brings their own drinks and then
he provided cookies.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
Right, but guys in their forties, it's more about the
food than the beer.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Yeah, and he did have hot dogs, but I had
alread eating dinner, so I didn't need a pork missile.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
He did some missiles.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Yeah, he had missiles, cookies and we had it all
set up. And when mac Jones went down the first time,
like he was dead, and then the Rams were losing,
someone goes, oh my gosh, you gotta bet the Rams
right now. There's no way with Mac Jones out they
can win. I was like, okay, so I got on
and I bet. It didn't work out.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
Man, Oh my gosh. Is that what guys parties are now?
Speaker 3 (11:45):
With all these legalized betting, it's all about things you
should live bet Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Stop stop well, I mean it will cut.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
I learned it.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
Kamerica. I'm all for betting. Win your money, get a
place in the country, retire from your job. This live betting.
Holy crap, Camerica, this is a third inning. What do
you think, Tigers fans? Is it gonna go over six
or under six? What?
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (12:14):
They did that?
Speaker 3 (12:15):
They got Kay Adams in the outfield all right, it's
the seventh inning stretch. I got Mike here. He has
a gambling addiction. Mike, So, what do you think? Are
the Tigers gonna win this or lose it?
Speaker 2 (12:26):
We're down ten to one?
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Win all right?
Speaker 3 (12:29):
If Mike bets it right now a live bet, he
can get plus ten thousand odds.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Mike, ten to one. They're losing. You think they're gonna win? Yeah,
go Tigers? All right? Fans root with Mike. Otherwise he
loses one hundred dollars. But if the Tigers win, he
will win two thousand dollars. Bet with Mike.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
Yay, guys, that's a bad live bet.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Guys.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
I don't know about that promotion, but that's a terrible
live bet.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
Don't bet with Mike.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
You're not gonna win. Mike is just I gets paid
by the Tigers. Like he's not really a fan. Like,
don't do that. The next day, Sun's just beating down.
Nobody can hit crap just so slow.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
All right, Tigers fans, do you think it's gonna be
over seven or under seven?
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Dude?
Speaker 3 (13:15):
The fan the team's walking out. I mean, they just
had Mexican. It was a latig gray day. They just
had everybody out there dancing. Everybody's sweating. The Tigers players
aren't even running on the field. They ain't putting up
eight runs. Guys, I'm gonna tell you right now, did
it go over?
Speaker 2 (13:30):
Was it five to three? It may have pushed, it
may have pushed. Oh but she goes over under eight
under hard under.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
It's like ninety degrees. I'm not even gonna I'm sticking
to my seat. These guys are not hitting crap today, Kay, Adams,
I'll tell you that right now. The live betting has
got out of control. It's it's ingrained in my head.
All right, Tigers fans, what do you think is Torkers said?
Speaker 2 (13:54):
Is he gonna get a hit this inning or not?
He's like in the Desserver craps.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
There's like a lot of pressure on me the whole stadium.
Just live bet me to get a hit.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
Who's gonna bet with me that turkey gets a hit?
Everybody's like WHOA Turkey's like, oh crab.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
So if I don't get a hit.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
All these people are morgue. All right, Well, it's not
just me up here hitting. I'm actually trying to pay
for these people's mortgages.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
Great here we.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
Go no pressure or anything. Oh my god, Oh man,
why are they booming me?
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Man?
Speaker 1 (14:25):
I just hit a home run two innings ago?
Speaker 3 (14:27):
It was every other inning, all right, Tigers fans, are
they gonna get that run in from second base? And
if Torkalsen steals first, you'll get ten times you're odds.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
Turkey's like, guys, I'm literally not stealing.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
Have you looked at me? I've eaten five port missiles
before the game. Turkey's not stealing. Do not live bet that?
Speaker 2 (14:46):
All right? Cheer if you just live.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Bet that, guys, that's a bad bet. Turkey doesn't steal bases.
Turkey's over there, like what the I've Devin sold.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Base Old Bass twenty twenty two? Man, Like, what are
we doing here?
Speaker 2 (14:59):
It is of controlled.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Every other commercial when you watch a sporting event is
something about bet app bet this, bet this boo bat.
It's like, my gosh, could you shove it down our throats?
Any freaking more?
Speaker 2 (15:12):
Bet the game?
Speaker 3 (15:13):
Bet the game with some forethought an hour before once
it starts, stop with the damn live betting.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
And I'll hang up and listen. Oh freaking phone isn't
in here, and we'll.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Take a break. We'll be right back.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
Oh, coacher, I started it.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
Oh you did? Yeah, man, he didn't tell me that. Man,
we're back all right.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
I think people like behind the scenes.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
So we got an email. Man, you ready for an email?
Speaker 3 (15:41):
I gotta quit hitting that sound. I did some uh
game tape and it's so annoying. You think your phone's
are in.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
No, it's okay, I gotta hit it because we gotta
have an email.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
Sound. Well, I'll do it lower.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Hey guys, it's Cappy. Just wanted to share with you
some Loser nation that Leilani finally came and got her
trophy from Coaches Convention four. We are both ready to
get it and on at CC five, let's f and go.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
Cappy talking to Baser Pillow talk. Are there details up
on the website now yet? No?
Speaker 1 (16:13):
Sorry, I forgot to do that. I went on vacation.
I know we were supposed to do that, but the
wife and I went to New York. We went to
the Ryder Cup, we went to a Yankees game, and
CC five kind of took a backseat to that. She
was at the coffee shop for hours yesterday trying to
work on like the website and everything. So it should
(16:35):
be up very soon.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
And I had the idea because I go, hey, should
I go take a picture of a potential spot where
people are going to be chilling at the convention? And
she goes, well, how do you note that that's going
to be part.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
Of the convention? And I go, oh, it's on the website.
Oh no, it's not there.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
Yeah, like I said, I feel bad. So that led
me to my question, Like, I mean, I've told you
guys for years, organization is not my strong suit. I
can tell you what we're gonna do. I can tell
you how we're gonna do it, but organizing is not
really my specialty. So like, right now, what was the first.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Thing you just said? You can tell us what we're
gonna do.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Cool. What are we gonna do at the convention.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
We're gonna have a welcome happy hour where we're gonna
have a watch party on Saturday where we have a
live pod where and then on Sunday we have a
watch party and there'll be some other added bonuses that
you can attend. You don't have to attend, So it's
gonna be fantastic. It's just me actually putting all this
information on the website. Takes longer than it should, and
(17:41):
I apologize the sore losers nation. I appreciate everybody that
has faith in us that I will get it up eventually.
Like Wesley just coming to his first convention and he
doesn't even know where the hell he's going. That's how
much we love this.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
Well, the baseline's been said.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
We had the Minnesota women didn't even know about the podcasting,
came to the con Yeah, well.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
Did they really come to the convention or did they
come for like ten minutes? Then we didn't see him
the rest of the weekend.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Party pretty hard that first night.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
Yeah, and then we didn't see him after that. But
that's okay. Hey, I got another email.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Well they came on Sunday, the final day.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
No one of them did. Another one was sick.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
She was like I'm just get to say thank you,
and I'm like what. And we did give him an
award for the most random people to ever come to
the convention, But I think we wasted that award because
I don't think there's any chance they still listen live.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
Looking on the odds for Taylor Callaway Comeback Coach of
the Year minus one hundred thousand to one.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
I don't know Cowboy's coming.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
Man. Oh so he would actually have to attend the
convention to be comeback Coach of the Year.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
Yeah, you can't really, Like, if you don't play one year,
you can't be MVP. You can't be Comeback Player of
the Year if you're at your house.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
Got it? Okay? So now the front runner is tall.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
No Buddy Glass because he got hit by car last year.
So if he can make it back this year, it's
comeback Player of the Year. I mean that's neck and neck,
getting hit by a car and having a tumor removed
from your head. I mean, I don't know which one's
more impressive.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Buddy Glass in his chick. Are they coming?
Speaker 1 (19:15):
I have no idea.
Speaker 3 (19:16):
I actually need to text them because they got me
a shot for my birthday. They sent over money and
then we didn't film it. I don't even think we
did a shot for my birthday from that money, A
known shot for them. I owe him money, I owe
him a shot. So it's just I feel so bad. See, guys,
when it comes to the birthdays, we almost need to
stop with the Hey send you this, buy a drink,
(19:38):
take a video for me.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
Listen, people just put that money in their account.
Speaker 3 (19:41):
They're never going to buy you a specific drink.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
So I owed them, Hey, I want you to buy
a michelob Ultra Mitchellatta. Well, I had to buy that
specific drink for my birthday. I can't just buy what
I want it.
Speaker 3 (19:54):
So then Billy sends money up. I got shots for us. Well,
I just told Billy these were the shots.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
He bought them.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
Noll no, no, no, I bought them. Okay, Well, the Billy
gave me money to buy shots. So what money are
we saying that we oh, just say these are the ones.
Oh but you bought them? Okay, cool, guys, stop with
the money for birthdays for shots, but I owe them?
Speaker 1 (20:13):
Okay yeah. And then I mean, and then if we
have any plumbing plumbing issues, we need Miguel to be
there because he's really good at fixing the plumbing in
any like condo, Airbnb, hotel room. Uh, he is the
man on the job, but I don't know if he's
gonna make it this year.
Speaker 3 (20:28):
And also a thing to go around the room maybe
at the convention and everybody just says their name, their
age and what they do.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
I will you. So you want to play icebreaker game.
Speaker 3 (20:38):
Yes, what do these people do? I hang out with
them every weekend. Last year, my goal was to learn
their names. This year, I want to know their profession
because guess what, the the the it factor has kind
of worn off of radio DJs. Okay, there's more of
it to me. I'm actually kind of more fascinated by
(20:59):
some of these farmers. Y'all playing crops. I'm kind of
interested in playing crops. How exactly do you do this? Okay,
so you guys have been fascinated with us in the past.
Now's time for us to use you guys for your professions.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
That's a great question. I know that Martinez is that
she's a nurse, she saves lives, her husband he doesn't work.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
I know that neighbor.
Speaker 3 (21:21):
Guy, he's a stock dad stock trader. And it'll always come.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
Oh, you are a radio host. This is the radio host.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Guys.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
I'm not even I'm a producer behind the.
Speaker 3 (21:32):
Scenes, that's all I am. I'm not even fascinated in
the least of my own job. Can we talk about
you being a day stock trader? How the hell do
you pay for crap? And is that lucrative? Tell me
right now?
Speaker 1 (21:43):
Yeah, like, if you had to guess, like if you
were thinking, like, Okay, what job do they do?
Speaker 2 (21:50):
The couple from Cleveland, I mean.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
Aaron, Yeah, at least let me see.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
He's a He seems a rougher dude. If I don't know,
if you've.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
Seen this, well, he loves the Browns.
Speaker 3 (22:01):
I know this holding the bowling ball. It looked like
a ping pong ball in his hand. So I think
he works with his hands.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
And she might be a dancer.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
Oh, like a go go dancer. Sure, Okay, So that's
my guess on them. Okay, let's talk Buddy Glass. What
what could Buddy Glass do? What could Buddy Glass do?
Let's think about it.
Speaker 3 (22:23):
Buddy Glass seems like a cubicle dude, and he works
with Excel spreadsheets.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
I'll see. I disagree. I feel like Buddy Glass is
a bartender and like a chili's.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
Nah.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
No, you don't see Buddy Glass doing that.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
What about his chick?
Speaker 1 (22:41):
She could be an elementary school teacher. You know why
because she teaches these kids all week and then she
goes crazy on the weekends. But I feel like she
doesn't have the patience. Maybe she would be a little
mean to the kids. So she would be one of
the strict elementary school teachers, so maybe around fifth great.
Speaker 3 (23:01):
Okay, what about Callaway if you know, don't say, because
I have no idea.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
Now, Calloway, he just bounces around.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
Is he in finance or something?
Speaker 1 (23:11):
He thought about moving to Nashville for a job. He
was looking for jobs here. I think he's a courier
because he said he couldn't drive for six months, so
he's gonna be hard for him to work.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
What about Sodo, Oh, Miguel, I know what he does. Okay,
don't tell me. Then, okay, he has to do.
Speaker 3 (23:29):
See, I've done a lot of business district type jobs,
not label rep he I mean in uber eats.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
No, what does he do?
Speaker 1 (23:39):
He owns a remodeling company, does he really? Yeah? I
mean his wife runs it and tells him, Hey, you're
gonna go do this house, and then he does it.
But yes, that's what they do.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
Does he do the actual work or is he the contractor?
Speaker 1 (23:51):
It's a great question. I don't know. I just know
that he owns it, man, I think he does the work.
Speaker 3 (23:55):
These are things we should probably talk about this convention.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
Yeah, who else? I mean, I know, I know Colby's
a truck driver.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
This tall guy a truck driver.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
Cam's a construction No, tall guy. What did he do?
He did something? I think he was in construction.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
Medical sales. My voice is gone.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
No, I think he was in construction. Maybe a roofer
or Colby White truck driver. I knew that. I know
that for sure. What does Muff do? I have no
idea what Muff does. Muff is your sister and has
been on this pod twelve times, and I have no
idea what your brother does either do I really?
Speaker 2 (24:38):
My sister owns a cleaning company.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
Like, what do you mean? A cleaning companies like cleans houses, businesses,
and maybe some airbnbs. Really yeah, wow?
Speaker 3 (24:50):
And so she's looking for employees, like because she's grown
so fast. So if I live there, I would probably
still I would be an employee under my sister.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
Wow. So she does she do the cleaning.
Speaker 3 (25:01):
She does the cleaning, but she hires people as well
to help her. So at one point my parents worked
for her. What yeah, my dad did, my muff goes.
Dad's getting a little bit slower. I had to fire him.
I had dad with the hip. He wasn't really great
with the trash cans. She's like, he's pretty limited.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
He had to let him go.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
I mean, that's incredible. Muff I had no idea. Congratulations
on having a job. I really, I'll be honest. I
thought Muff was unemployed.
Speaker 3 (25:27):
It's also gotta love alcohol. We hang out with these
people for entire weekend. What do we talk about the
entire time?
Speaker 1 (25:34):
Oh, that's a good point. We don't really, I don't know.
And you got day ones. He does day ones. I
don't think his wife has to supports him.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
But he does other stuff.
Speaker 3 (25:46):
He does graphic design and then on the side, oh,
he does his side quest.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
I thought he was chasing the dream of having a
clothing company. And his wife, who is a.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
She might be a mom. You think she's just a mom,
not just that is a massive job.
Speaker 3 (26:05):
What I'm learning lately. Can't believe my mom raised three kids.
I would never stay at home and raise three kids.
Like a cat Dick, I've never met him, so I don't.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
I've never met him either.
Speaker 3 (26:16):
But the fact is, Cappy, do is he an analytics
or a sales or something.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
I think he's behind a computer probably. I think he
does data research and stuff.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
Okay, But like cat Dick, when I get his emails,
I'm like, what could this guy do? Like, what could
cat Dick possibly do for a living? No idea?
Speaker 2 (26:38):
What does Justin do?
Speaker 1 (26:40):
He works in the radio physiology at Vanderbilt.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
Thank you, And we haven't intro of the show.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
Oh we better do that. Let's go.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
We're gonna do it.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
Why I got a question. People are going to hate
this podcast because they're gonna be like, I don't know
who these people are. They're gonna be like, I don't
know why you guys are talking about these people on
their jobs. But you think about it and it's like, Wow,
what do they do for a living?
Speaker 2 (27:06):
I don't know what my neighbor Jessica does.
Speaker 3 (27:08):
I know she drives into town and it's a pretty
big time job, but no idea. I know her husband's
unemployed and he does sales, but he's retired because he
was so good at sales. Really yeah, Laura said he
was so good at sales he retired for a year.
I know my neighbor like, I'm good at my job,
I can't retire.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
For her dad started a business a long time ago
and it's a very successful business here in Nashville, and
she has zero percent of it because she's a woman. Okay,
the dad gave it to the brothers and not her.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
Sheesh.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
She says she makes that comment probably once a week. Yeah,
but I don't have any of that. I'm not rich
like my brothers because my dad gave them the business
because I was a woman. Okay, So I think there's
a little animosity there. Yes, it feels like she's holding
on to stuff. We're gonna do it live oo ah
(28:07):
the one, two three, so loser, what up, everybody? I
am lunchbox. I know the most about sports, so I'll
give you the sports facts, my sports opinions because I'm
pretty much a sports genius.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
Y'all.
Speaker 3 (28:21):
It is Sison. I'm from the North. I'm an alpha male.
I now live on the north side of Nashville looking
to plant some crops. We have two point two acres.
I'm gonna die of a heart attack when I'm seventy
two and we have two point two kids. At Vanderbilt Clinic,
Justin should be checking on him. He's back at work
today in the electrophysiology unit.
Speaker 2 (28:38):
Coach, you're over to you.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
I do know that. Jeremy Griffith, he is a principal
at a high school because when he emails in, he
signs it principal at the high school.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
And the real Arnold is a teacher.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
That's what we think a coach. I think that's right. Uh, Lourie,
Oh my god. Roebaduche. I know Roebaduche hired by Danny,
but I don't know what they do. Mario, I don't know.
Mario is really smart. He's like an electrical engineer. But
(29:10):
that's a good point. From now on, when you email in,
please sign it kat Dick. And this is my job
because I need to know what people do. I need
to We do have a couple of lawyers that listen.
I know that, but I don't. Emily mckibbon is a teacher, okay,
And I don't know if you've run into this.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
I think we have to say your commage.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
Oh yeah, We'll take a break and then you can
ask me the question right after this hit me with you.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
Yeah, have you run into this?
Speaker 1 (29:38):
Hold on?
Speaker 2 (29:38):
Hold on, no, no, hold on.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
Yeah. I got an email says I saw Lunchbox on
TV during the Sunday Ryder Cup. Could have been someone else,
but pretty sure it was him. Colin Stewart lovely it was.
We took a video.
Speaker 3 (29:52):
I got one hundred and sixty thousand views, the most
in the history of the Sore Loser's Nation.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
Yeah, Colin, you didn't sign with your profession. We told
you got to do that.
Speaker 3 (29:59):
Now, let me ask this question. Fricking forgot it?
Speaker 2 (30:02):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (30:03):
Have you realized, because I've actually just kind of run
into it lately in my life. Back when you were
younger in your thirties, maybe you were with the Bobby
monshow still in your twenties, and people would say your
profession and you were like Boom radio DJ, radio co
host Boom. Have you found now that you're in your
forties and everybody it seems like the sophisticated job titles analytics, outsourcing,
(30:28):
revenue plus and minus, reds and blacks, stock market. Have
you thought now you try to kind of is it?
Are you proud of saying radio DJ?
Speaker 2 (30:42):
Well, are you proud of what you do?
Speaker 1 (30:43):
I don't say radio DJ. Oh, I say radio personality
because I don't. I'm not a DJ. I don't get
paid to no music. I don't get paid to spin music.
I get to pay to talk, So I'm an entertainer.
But it is weird because you can.
Speaker 3 (31:00):
Compared to your neighbors when they all flex, do you
feel like your flex isn't as good as a doctor
or a lawyer?
Speaker 1 (31:07):
Okay, now that is interesting because when you do get
in conversations, like when I'm at Dad's night last night
and people start talking about their jobs, they can relate
to each other because they know what each other does,
and some of them do the same crap and they
start talking about it. And I'm just over here going.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
Taylor's albums out tonight.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
My guys, I have no idea what you're talking about.
I don't understand what you do because I have no
relation to that.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
But you can try a little bit ask questions.
Speaker 3 (31:36):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
Some of it sounds so boring and miserable, right.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
But what if it makes you money?
Speaker 3 (31:42):
Well, yeah, it does make you money because like anybody
at a family party starts talking stocks. Hello, let me
get my notepad out. What were you saying exactly about
roth Ira?
Speaker 2 (31:52):
How would that be better? Huh? Interesting?
Speaker 3 (31:54):
Baser hol On saying I'm talking to your uncle. Holy crap,
he's rich as crap. That's when you start listening, notating because.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
Like one of the guys, he's a lawyer. I know that,
so start asking him, Hey, what's the deal. I don't
know what type of lawyer he is, because there's another
guy that works for a company that builds stadiums. So
he built he built the Seattle Kraken Stadium, he built
(32:22):
Jodas Park, his company did. And I know that him
and that lawyer have been in the same room together
with business stuff. But I don't know exactly what, Like,
I don't know what he does. But that's what I'm saying.
They all mingle, intertwine, their jobs all intertwined a lot
of the time, where me, I'm just like, yeah, so
we talk on the radar, like, well, how does that work?
(32:44):
I'm like, I don't know. I have no other I
have nothing to add because they're like, so like, how
can you be in two different cities And I'm like,
I don't know, Like we just talked on the microphones.
Yeah yeah, but like like how does the like how
does it get out to the radio? Do you know that? No, man,
there's a system. Like, I have nothing to add to
(33:06):
their conversations. Okay, they but they do want to ask
me about, oh, which celebrity is cool, which one's not,
Who's this, Who's that? Who's hot in person?
Speaker 2 (33:14):
What's amy like hourglass?
Speaker 1 (33:17):
Some people ask that, but for the most part, and
then they start going into their engineering and logistics then
and I'm like, all right, I'm bored.
Speaker 3 (33:25):
I just felt like it was a flex in our
twenties and thirties. Now I'm in my forties, I'm like,
I'm a producer. I uh engineer the board every morning.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
Do you want another email? Yeah? I discovered your website
on page three at Google. Most users never venture beyond
page two. You bite me missing out on potential customers.
I've assisted companies like yours in improving their visibility. Can
I send you by package price proposal?
Speaker 3 (33:53):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (33:53):
Never mind, yes, never mind. I thought that was like, uh, yeah.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
That was real.
Speaker 1 (33:58):
What what's their prob Here's come on, coach, what are
we even doing. Haven't had a new pod in weeks.
I've got to listen to old pods from back of
the day. But I do need a follow up if
Ray ever found out if his old apartment neighbor was
a stripper or not because he ran into her carrying
glass heels in her pajamas. Come on, coaches, get your
(34:18):
priorities straight. Mike from ept El Paso, Texas, not East
plan Oh.
Speaker 3 (34:26):
Yes, she was El Paso, Texas. She was for sure
a stripper. I didn't need to investigate. I was engaged
at the time. There was also another girl, there was
a dancer.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
I got a question, what is he talking about old pod?
We have been doing new pods every damn day, No idea.
I'm very confused by that.
Speaker 3 (34:45):
But eyeball test. Yes she was a stripper. The girl
next door to her she was a dancer. Because they
would comment on our forum and you click on their
picture and there you go, there's a half clothed picture.
Speaker 2 (34:57):
So yes, okay.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
And I would like to say that Ray is flexing today.
He does have his Detroit Tiger's hat on. Have not
seen that Tiger's hat all year? And boom you bust
it out today? What a random coincidence.
Speaker 2 (35:12):
They do go to the alcs alds.
Speaker 3 (35:15):
Yes, I've got it out. Also, what you want the
torkleson shirt? I got that too.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
Oh you do? You got a torky shirt? W Wow?
Speaker 3 (35:22):
Hey, I got freaking scooball t shirt. Let me know
what days I need to wear them? Hold on, they
make it the world Series. You're gonna see the scooball shirt.
They make a Game three in the World Series, you're
gonna be seeing torkleson the Boomer's got a green one on.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
That's hilarious. I love it. Dude. Hey, did you get
that at Tiger Stadium? So that's official merk?
Speaker 2 (35:45):
Yep, Yeah, they make a killing. They got vendors out there.
Speaker 3 (35:48):
Got some guy panhandling water for sure, not a business,
Like do you have your business permit? Or you guys
can just do beers and stuff out of coolers.
Speaker 1 (35:55):
Oh, let me tell you about panhandling selling water. As
you're walking the Yankee Stadium, you get off the train,
there's a dude with a cooler. Last chance to get water,
Last chance to get water. It's two dollars out here,
seven dollars inside. You can take it inside if you
don't open it, take it inside if you don't open it.
And I'm like, well, hell yeah, let me buy some
of that water man.
Speaker 2 (36:18):
No way you took it inside.
Speaker 1 (36:21):
Well, here's the problem. You walk another two hundred yards.
Guess what, get your water? Water here? Two dollars. I'm
like that last guy told me he was the last
stop before the freaking stadium. He told me he was
the last one.
Speaker 2 (36:37):
TSA verified, this is under the aliment. You are good. Yeah,
New York, you're good, New York, You're good.
Speaker 3 (36:43):
This is all legal. You to go to the metal
detector man, no water, buddy.
Speaker 1 (36:48):
And I was like, dang, he got me because he
said he was the last guy. So are you really
the last guy. He's like, yeah, last guy, last chance,
get the water. It's like what I didn't buy anymore?
But guess what I could take the water?
Speaker 3 (37:00):
In? My question is do they got their permits to
tell no do business, no one? Why don't we do
that outside Titan Stadium.
Speaker 1 (37:09):
Because there's not enough people going to Titans games man.
But if speaking of merchant making a killing, I did
meet a guy on the sixteenth Green. He was a
volunteer at the Ryder Cup.
Speaker 3 (37:21):
Then he's making zero dollars.
Speaker 1 (37:23):
He was from Scotland and all you had to do
was work four four hour shifts or something like that
the whole week, and then he got to walk around
the grounds and watch the golf and everything. And he
worked in the pro shop or the gift shop whatever.
He said. They were clearing one million dollars in sales
an hour.
Speaker 2 (37:42):
At Beth Page.
Speaker 1 (37:43):
Yes, wow, he said, mate, I just had I had transaction.
I ain't Scottish. I don't know how to do Scottish
now that I've not been there for a month. Oh yeah,
Oh yeah, mate, he's like I did, lad twenty six hundred,
eighteen hundred, nineteen hundred twenty one hundred, back to back
to back transaction.
Speaker 2 (38:01):
Oh lod whoa lad?
Speaker 1 (38:03):
He was like crazy crazy, oh clecking. Alright, we got
to end this terrible pod. Let me tell you, I'm
gonna give you some locks this weekend. I haven't even
looked at college football this weekend. Is there any good games?
Speaker 2 (38:15):
Yeah? Vandy Bama?
Speaker 1 (38:17):
Oh yeah, Vandy Bama. That's the one I'm looking forward to.
Matt and Ay, Oh how you feeling? Diego Pavia?
Speaker 2 (38:24):
I saw him in person?
Speaker 1 (38:25):
How's he look?
Speaker 2 (38:26):
Guys?
Speaker 3 (38:26):
He is bow legged and not as quick as I
thought he was gonna be. He ended up racking up
over one hundred yards. But in person, no way he
wins the Heisman, and no way they beat Bama. Crazy
how he gets as many on the ground as he does. Man,
those are some legs going in different directions.
Speaker 2 (38:44):
Guys.
Speaker 3 (38:45):
You're not going to get that from any ESPN talking head.
You only get it here avoid Vandy.
Speaker 1 (38:51):
I don't understand Texas is going to Florida and they're
only six and a half point favorites. Have we watched
Florida play. Yeah, they're terrible.
Speaker 3 (38:58):
They're They're a solid team that hasn't played well. The
running back, that kid is solid as a bowling ball,
quick bowling ball, and they they're just a solid team.
Speaker 2 (39:09):
You imagine the nil and recruits they got. They're one
of the big three.
Speaker 1 (39:14):
Yeah, but Florida, I've watched them play.
Speaker 2 (39:16):
They're terrible, and he was their guy, Dja.
Speaker 1 (39:20):
Oh not DJ Diagolula Lagway Lagway Ray DJ Khalid another one.
Speaker 3 (39:26):
Yeah, So I don't understand that. That's because Vegas knows.
I mean, Florida probably wins that game or it's real
dang close. They just haven't performed well.
Speaker 1 (39:34):
Vegas doesn't know. They had Notre Dame only four and
a half point favorites at Arkansas and they beat him
by six hundred.
Speaker 2 (39:41):
True.
Speaker 1 (39:43):
I'm not really they're giving Florida so much credit. They
played LSU a couple weeks ago, maybe last week, and
they lost like twenty seven to three. They're not good.
Florida is not good. Florida has all the pieces to
be good. They sever a good co they just haven't excelled.
Speaker 3 (40:01):
So I think Vegas believes they will put the puzzle
together in the swamp.
Speaker 1 (40:06):
Okay, now I'm gonna give you some NFL locks and
it's easy money.
Speaker 2 (40:09):
The game.
Speaker 1 (40:10):
The Dallas Cowboys are traveling to New York. They're giving
up two and a half points. Did we just watch
the Cowboys on Sunday night go up and down the
field on the Green Bay Packers. Oh my gosh, they
put up forty points on the Packers and they're given
two and a half points to the Jets. Everybody's gonna
betting the Cowboys. Guys, you wanna make money, you take
(40:31):
the Jets plus two and a half. Take it to
the bank. Oh my god, do not fall in love
with the Cowboys. They can't stop anybody. Justin fields is
gonna look like Fran Tarkenton out there throwing the rock
all over the place scoring touchdowns. Give me the Jets
plus two and a half.
Speaker 3 (40:48):
Then what about the running back Priest Hall?
Speaker 2 (40:51):
Is he playing?
Speaker 1 (40:51):
He's playing, He's running up and down the field. Then
the New York Giants are headed down to New Orleans.
Abdul Carter, Abdul Carter, kbon Thibodeau Scatti boom scatty boom,
dart dart. He's gonna be rowing darts. They just beat
the Chargers. They're gonna go down to New Orleans and
(41:12):
they're underdogs. How are the Saints favored? Give me the
New York Giants plus one and a half take it
to the bank. Then, guys, this is the easiest one
on the board. The Detroit Lions are going to Cincinnati.
Have you seen Cincinnati play? They are awful. Give me
(41:33):
the Lions minus ten take it to the bank. Jeez,
that's how you make money this weekend. Guys, it's really
that simple. That's simple. Have a great weekend. I mean
that might have been our worst pot ever.
Speaker 2 (41:47):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (41:47):
We weren't prepared. We're tired. It's been a long week
up and down traveling to New York. We apologize. Hopefully
you still listen, and remember when you email, include your
job title because we don't know what you losers do.
All right, have a good week again.
Speaker 3 (42:03):
Right.
Speaker 1 (42:03):
You can stop it, man, Ray, you can stop it, dude, Ray,
stop stop the recording Dude Ray, stop it, stop it,
stop it, stop it
Oh we're live. Man, Hey, I know you didn't see
that game last night. Okay, I don't know how. I
still don't know how the Niners won. I have no
idea with party out, freaking Kittle out, name the people,
freaking Piersaw out, name them? Who else was out? Everybody
(00:22):
and their mom was out.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Defensive guy Bosa, Oh.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
He's been he's out for this. I mean, they lost
everybody and they still won. Name I mean, Mac Jones
looked like freaking Joe Montagna. It was un I mean,
they were just carving it up. Kendrick Bourne looked like
Justin Jefferson. All of a sudden, he looked like Jerry
Rice reincarnated. It was, man, what a game.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
I picked up Kendrick Bourne off the waiver one and
Justin texted me this morning. He said, Coach of the week,
congratulations on your award.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Yes, I knew that the star number one guy Pearsaw
was out, and then I also saw that our boy
was Kittle gone for the foreseeable future.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Yeah, I think kitt will be back when they play
their next game. And they said allegedly, and then they
also have the Jennings kid out.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Oh that sue was the other guy that was out,
and so I said, wow, I'm not an amazing coach
or a great coach, but I see news stories and
when there's multiple receivers out, that means that the number
three will become the number one. And that he did
ten catches one hundred and forty two yards, not a tug,
not a tug. I couldn't be that good because if
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that would have happened, that would have been the coaching
call of the century.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Instead, it's just of the week.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Very nicely done. And so you did put him in
your starting lineup.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Of course, because where we stand right now, I've made
errors picking up BTJ, the kid from Jaguars having a
bad sophomore season.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
That was my mistake.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Justin's mistake was Courtland Sutton trading him getting Skataboo, because
we would have then we would have actually played Charbonnet.
Instead we played Skataboo at Courtland Sutton got a massive week.
He actually cost A the win last week, So that
was on Justin. So if there's any little piece every week,
me and him are fighting for coach of the week
just between ourselves. So yes, waiver wires get made all
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the time.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Trades. I'm working right now. Trades. I've offered trades everybody
in the division.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Yeah, I have a trade that this guy offered me,
and I mean, I don't know how I didn't jump
at it. He wanted Amran Saint Brown and Travis et
Tenn and he was gonna give me Terry McLaren, Dalton
Schultz and Baker Mayfield.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
I can't with the stupid trades.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
I mean, I don't know how I didn't jump at that.
The dude. Here's the greatest part. I love the moxie
because then this dude found me on Facebook and sent
me a message and said, hey, coacher, I sent you
a trade offer. Make sure you check that out.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
That didn't even make it past the front desk the
second secretary.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
I mean I and I said, a terrible trade at that.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
See, I've gotten offended. Justin's offered a couple of terrible trades.
He doesn't understand that quarterbacks, unless they're one of the
top five, you can't really trade quarterbacks because you can
just get one off the waiver wire and get the.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Same amount of points.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
That's the tough ping.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
So he's like, what do you mean, Drake may has
the same amount of points as I'm on Saint Ron.
Why is that not a good trade? And I'm like,
because quarterbacks, you can just get any of them. It's
not a trade with a quarterback unless it's the top
five guy.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
It really is quarterback. And but I don't mind the
ridiculous trade offers.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
No, no, no, I do because it's just a waste
of my time. And there's the chance you may accidentally
click the wrong thing.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Now I do worry about that is so funny you
say that, and I know You're people are gonna laugh
and say, you guys are so stupid. I don't even
reject the trade because I'm scared I may click the
wrong button. I just let it sit there, like I'm
thinking about it once I see the trade. If I
think it is so dumb, I just leave it there
because I don't want to click the wrong button. And
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it's like, how can you click the wrong button? Trust me,
I've done dumber things in my life, and I could
click the wrong ding button.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Tell me about this tantalizing trade. Go ahead, Patrick Mahomes
and Sharboney, who's sharbonet four? Chubb A Hubbard, whoa that's
what you're trying to do. Is that tantalizing? Ah, I
would do that exactly. Get off my nuts, Justin and
let me create the trades. Here's a Justin trade.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Wait, wait, who's your quarterback?
Speaker 2 (04:33):
We got Drake Man we can play. I don't care
about Patty. Take him. We need a running back. I
make the trade.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Wait wait wait, you already got a running back. You
went and't got scataboo.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
I need another one. We want more running backs than too,
we want four. I don't give a crap. So the
thing with Justin is, hey, I'm offering Drake May for
uh Christian McCaffrey. They both get the same amount of points, Justin.
That's not how you do a trade. You can't look
at it like that.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
My trades I offer more cra so that you'll do
the trade. Take Sharvon Nae.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
I don't care. I'll get your ten points in a touchdown.
Take Patty Mahomes he's great. Give me Chubble Hubbard. He's
having a terrible year right now.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Give me that. We need a running back. I make
the trade so amazing that people do him.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
So that's why when somebody gives you dog crap, I'm
on Saint Ramaran, two other great guys for scatus Kittle
and what and like.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
I mean McLaren hadn't played in a month, and you
think I'm gonna trade for a guy that hadn't played
in a month. No, thank you.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
So those things are like do some of these people
just not understand ball? Or is that them thinking that
they kind of got a good trade that you.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
May just do and get greedy? Guys? The reason you
trade is I offer great crap.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Hey, man, I go offer stuff the years at your desk,
sweating at work. Oh my gosh, just amazing. I gotta
do I gotta do this. I'm not gonna waste your
time with something like hey, maybe I can make him
think he's getting a good deal. I give you a
good deal. That's why we gave Sutton up. It was
a fourth rounder for Scataboo, Who's.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Like, we make great deals. I'm it's a good deal.
I'm about good deals. That's what I'm all about.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Are you gonna do you think right now? Like, should
I go cancel that trade? Dude, Justin's gonna wake up again.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
He's gonna wake up and kill you. He might wake
up and kill you. My question is if you, when
looking back at after one week, are you regretting the
Skataboo trade for Sutton. I love Sutton. Courtland Sutton is
mister consistent.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
I didn't do it. Justin krafted that one. That was
all him.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Oh oh, just because I think Courtland Sutton. No one
talks about him because he's in Denver, and Denver's not
really flashy. He's not on the you know, he's not Justin,
but he puts up the same numbers as Justin Jefferson.
I feel like he gets like one hundred yards every
day game.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
I've just never been a Denver wide receiver fan since
Peyton and since Lway. But yes, I guess his bo
Dick's kid throws the ball around the yard a little bit.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Yeah, And I mean mac Jones was throwing that ball
all over the yard last night.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Comes with the black and red suit. You don't know
if he's Heaven or Hell. And then he also is.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
That what it meant?
Speaker 2 (07:08):
I don't know, or he does now he does the
swag thing after he scores.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
He did that, he goes hey in the media, I'm
the backup. I'm just trying to get us some wins
while the starters out. That dude knows what everything's about.
He's not trying to be chadure. He's not trying to Uh,
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
He's super humble. He's just reading.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Really, he's like, I've been trying to get some wins
and he knows what he is.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Yeah, I was. I still don't really understand what happened,
Like it was so fun to watch the Chadure, well
not the shador. I don't know what's going on there.
But mac Jones looked like he died about three times,
and he came back to life three different times. I
mean they had to come out and it was like
they were gonna get the stretcher and he pops up
and jogs off the field, and then the whole time
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on the sideline, they're rubbing his arm, they're rubbing his leg.
I mean, it looked like he was about to just die.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
That's one of those.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
If I was still gambling, I would have put a
couple thousand on and I'd have moved the line to
ten and not even watch the game. I mean, talk
about a lock the rams in a city of California, California,
the city of California, you're.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Hearing me on this.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Yes, I understand.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Both teams are in that same place, so there's gonna
be fans for the other team. It's a division game.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
The forty nine ers are still really good. Ten points. Thanks.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
You wouldn't You could have watched five minutes of that
game and counted your money and drove to the sportsbook
and asked them, Hey, can you just payout early because
it's a lock.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Yeah, Like last night, I was I was gonna go
over to Josh's house. He was gonna put up the
screen in the backyard and there's gonna be a bunch
of dudes in the backyard, and.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
What you're meaning, The Taylor albums out tonight, and.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
We were gonna discuss Taylor's new album. We're gonna discuss
the new songs hitting the chart, and we're gonna watch
the game. And my wife had a meeting and she
was like, hey, she's leaving at six forty five. She goes,
it's a thirty minute meeting, so I'll be home by
seven thirty. I'm like, all right, great, seven thirty rolls around,
seven forty rolls around, seven forty five, rolls around. I
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get a text, I'm sorry it's taken longer than it
should have. Okay, cool seven fifty eight o'clock eight fifteen.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
She wasn't stepping out, was she.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
I don't know what she was doing, right. I didn't
follow her. I didn't track her. I don't know where
she was. She said she was at a meeting.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
Live three sixty says, you're at a man's house.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
I don't. I don't even know what Life three sixty is.
I don't have loved for their kids. Yeah, I won't
have that. I'm like trackers on my name. My name's
been in I'm not in it.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
Yeah, okay, I think Baser has it on me. Live
three sixty is your phone.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
I don't know how to. I wouldn't know.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
Nobody tracks you, No, not that I know of. Randomly,
our friend Heather tracks me, Baser tracks me. I think
my sister tracks me. You just share your tracker. That's
Live three sixty.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Oh well, I don't know what a tracker is. I
don't know what share it. But anyway, here let us
track you. No. I don't want you guys tracking me.
I don't need you to see where I'm going every
day in my life, every minute of my life. Uh,
so she finally walks in the door. Track, I'm gonna
take an alternate round. Yeah, I'm gonna go a different direction.
You know, when lunch looks like he's been on the
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highway for three days, they tosses his phone out the
freaking window.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
So she finally walks in the door at eight thirty.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
That's uncalled for.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
So it's halftime seven seventeen to seven. I'm like, all right, well,
I guess I'm gonna go over to Josh's. And I
walk the six houses down to Josh's and he's got
the screen up and there's like seven dudes in his backyard.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Massive screen.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
Massive friends got one in the next to their pool,
and you can see it from all the way across.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
It looks great, I mean, clear picture, there's no skipping,
there's no pausing.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
But you can only do it at night.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Only at night, because during the day you're not gonna
be able to see it. And he's like, hey, don't
worry about I got cookies on the porch. Nothing says
guys night watching football like some cookies on the porch.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
In your forties twenties, you're bringing over the keystone lights.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
And he had everybody brings their own drinks and then
he provided cookies.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
Right, but guys in their forties, it's more about the
food than the beer.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Yeah, and he did have hot dogs, but I had
alread eating dinner, so I didn't need a pork missile.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
He did some missiles.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Yeah, he had missiles, cookies and we had it all
set up. And when mac Jones went down the first time,
like he was dead, and then the Rams were losing,
someone goes, oh my gosh, you gotta bet the Rams
right now. There's no way with Mac Jones out they
can win. I was like, okay, so I got on
and I bet. It didn't work out.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
Man, Oh my gosh. Is that what guys parties are now?
Speaker 3 (11:45):
With all these legalized betting, it's all about things you
should live bet Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Stop stop well, I mean it will cut.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
I learned it.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
Kamerica. I'm all for betting. Win your money, get a
place in the country, retire from your job. This live betting.
Holy crap, Camerica, this is a third inning. What do
you think, Tigers fans? Is it gonna go over six
or under six? What?
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (12:14):
They did that?
Speaker 3 (12:15):
They got Kay Adams in the outfield all right, it's
the seventh inning stretch. I got Mike here. He has
a gambling addiction. Mike, So, what do you think? Are
the Tigers gonna win this or lose it?
Speaker 2 (12:26):
We're down ten to one?
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Win all right?
Speaker 3 (12:29):
If Mike bets it right now a live bet, he
can get plus ten thousand odds.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Mike, ten to one. They're losing. You think they're gonna win? Yeah,
go Tigers? All right? Fans root with Mike. Otherwise he
loses one hundred dollars. But if the Tigers win, he
will win two thousand dollars. Bet with Mike.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
Yay, guys, that's a bad live bet.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Guys.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
I don't know about that promotion, but that's a terrible
live bet.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
Don't bet with Mike.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
You're not gonna win. Mike is just I gets paid
by the Tigers. Like he's not really a fan. Like,
don't do that. The next day, Sun's just beating down.
Nobody can hit crap just so slow.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
All right, Tigers fans, do you think it's gonna be
over seven or under seven?
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Dude?
Speaker 3 (13:15):
The fan the team's walking out. I mean, they just
had Mexican. It was a latig gray day. They just
had everybody out there dancing. Everybody's sweating. The Tigers players
aren't even running on the field. They ain't putting up
eight runs. Guys, I'm gonna tell you right now, did
it go over?
Speaker 2 (13:30):
Was it five to three? It may have pushed, it
may have pushed. Oh but she goes over under eight
under hard under.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
It's like ninety degrees. I'm not even gonna I'm sticking
to my seat. These guys are not hitting crap today, Kay, Adams,
I'll tell you that right now. The live betting has
got out of control. It's it's ingrained in my head.
All right, Tigers fans, what do you think is Torkers said?
Speaker 2 (13:54):
Is he gonna get a hit this inning or not?
He's like in the Desserver craps.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
There's like a lot of pressure on me the whole stadium.
Just live bet me to get a hit.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
Who's gonna bet with me that turkey gets a hit?
Everybody's like WHOA Turkey's like, oh crab.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
So if I don't get a hit.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
All these people are morgue. All right, Well, it's not
just me up here hitting. I'm actually trying to pay
for these people's mortgages.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
Great here we.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
Go no pressure or anything. Oh my god, Oh man,
why are they booming me?
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Man?
Speaker 1 (14:25):
I just hit a home run two innings ago?
Speaker 3 (14:27):
It was every other inning, all right, Tigers fans, are
they gonna get that run in from second base? And
if Torkalsen steals first, you'll get ten times you're odds.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
Turkey's like, guys, I'm literally not stealing.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
Have you looked at me? I've eaten five port missiles
before the game. Turkey's not stealing. Do not live bet that?
Speaker 2 (14:46):
All right? Cheer if you just live.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Bet that, guys, that's a bad bet. Turkey doesn't steal bases.
Turkey's over there, like what the I've Devin sold.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Base Old Bass twenty twenty two? Man, Like, what are
we doing here?
Speaker 2 (14:59):
It is of controlled.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Every other commercial when you watch a sporting event is
something about bet app bet this, bet this boo bat.
It's like, my gosh, could you shove it down our throats?
Any freaking more?
Speaker 2 (15:12):
Bet the game?
Speaker 3 (15:13):
Bet the game with some forethought an hour before once
it starts, stop with the damn live betting.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
And I'll hang up and listen. Oh freaking phone isn't
in here, and we'll.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Take a break. We'll be right back.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
Oh, coacher, I started it.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
Oh you did? Yeah, man, he didn't tell me that. Man,
we're back all right.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
I think people like behind the scenes.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
So we got an email. Man, you ready for an email?
Speaker 3 (15:41):
I gotta quit hitting that sound. I did some uh
game tape and it's so annoying. You think your phone's
are in.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
No, it's okay, I gotta hit it because we gotta
have an email.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
Sound. Well, I'll do it lower.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Hey guys, it's Cappy. Just wanted to share with you
some Loser nation that Leilani finally came and got her
trophy from Coaches Convention four. We are both ready to
get it and on at CC five, let's f and go.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
Cappy talking to Baser Pillow talk. Are there details up
on the website now yet? No?
Speaker 1 (16:13):
Sorry, I forgot to do that. I went on vacation.
I know we were supposed to do that, but the
wife and I went to New York. We went to
the Ryder Cup, we went to a Yankees game, and
CC five kind of took a backseat to that. She
was at the coffee shop for hours yesterday trying to
work on like the website and everything. So it should
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be up very soon.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
And I had the idea because I go, hey, should
I go take a picture of a potential spot where
people are going to be chilling at the convention? And
she goes, well, how do you note that that's going
to be part.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
Of the convention? And I go, oh, it's on the website.
Oh no, it's not there.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
Yeah, like I said, I feel bad. So that led
me to my question, Like, I mean, I've told you
guys for years, organization is not my strong suit. I
can tell you what we're gonna do. I can tell
you how we're gonna do it, but organizing is not
really my specialty. So like, right now, what was the first.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Thing you just said? You can tell us what we're
gonna do.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Cool. What are we gonna do at the convention.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
We're gonna have a welcome happy hour where we're gonna
have a watch party on Saturday where we have a
live pod where and then on Sunday we have a
watch party and there'll be some other added bonuses that
you can attend. You don't have to attend, So it's
gonna be fantastic. It's just me actually putting all this
information on the website. Takes longer than it should, and
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I apologize the sore losers nation. I appreciate everybody that
has faith in us that I will get it up eventually.
Like Wesley just coming to his first convention and he
doesn't even know where the hell he's going. That's how
much we love this.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
Well, the baseline's been said.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
We had the Minnesota women didn't even know about the podcasting,
came to the con Yeah, well.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
Did they really come to the convention or did they
come for like ten minutes? Then we didn't see him
the rest of the weekend.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Party pretty hard that first night.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
Yeah, and then we didn't see him after that. But
that's okay. Hey, I got another email.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Well they came on Sunday, the final day.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
No one of them did. Another one was sick.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
She was like I'm just get to say thank you,
and I'm like what. And we did give him an
award for the most random people to ever come to
the convention, But I think we wasted that award because
I don't think there's any chance they still listen live.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
Looking on the odds for Taylor Callaway Comeback Coach of
the Year minus one hundred thousand to one.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
I don't know Cowboy's coming.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
Man. Oh so he would actually have to attend the
convention to be comeback Coach of the Year.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
Yeah, you can't really, Like, if you don't play one year,
you can't be MVP. You can't be Comeback Player of
the Year if you're at your house.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
Got it? Okay? So now the front runner is tall.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
No Buddy Glass because he got hit by car last year.
So if he can make it back this year, it's
comeback Player of the Year. I mean that's neck and neck,
getting hit by a car and having a tumor removed
from your head. I mean, I don't know which one's
more impressive.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Buddy Glass in his chick. Are they coming?
Speaker 1 (19:15):
I have no idea.
Speaker 3 (19:16):
I actually need to text them because they got me
a shot for my birthday. They sent over money and
then we didn't film it. I don't even think we
did a shot for my birthday from that money, A
known shot for them. I owe him money, I owe
him a shot. So it's just I feel so bad. See, guys,
when it comes to the birthdays, we almost need to
stop with the Hey send you this, buy a drink,
(19:38):
take a video for me.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
Listen, people just put that money in their account.
Speaker 3 (19:41):
They're never going to buy you a specific drink.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
So I owed them, Hey, I want you to buy
a michelob Ultra Mitchellatta. Well, I had to buy that
specific drink for my birthday. I can't just buy what
I want it.
Speaker 3 (19:54):
So then Billy sends money up. I got shots for us. Well,
I just told Billy these were the shots.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
He bought them.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
Noll no, no, no, I bought them. Okay, Well, the Billy
gave me money to buy shots. So what money are
we saying that we oh, just say these are the ones.
Oh but you bought them? Okay, cool, guys, stop with
the money for birthdays for shots, but I owe them?
Speaker 1 (20:13):
Okay yeah. And then I mean, and then if we
have any plumbing plumbing issues, we need Miguel to be
there because he's really good at fixing the plumbing in
any like condo, Airbnb, hotel room. Uh, he is the
man on the job, but I don't know if he's
gonna make it this year.
Speaker 3 (20:28):
And also a thing to go around the room maybe
at the convention and everybody just says their name, their
age and what they do.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
I will you. So you want to play icebreaker game.
Speaker 3 (20:38):
Yes, what do these people do? I hang out with
them every weekend. Last year, my goal was to learn
their names. This year, I want to know their profession
because guess what, the the the it factor has kind
of worn off of radio DJs. Okay, there's more of
it to me. I'm actually kind of more fascinated by
(20:59):
some of these farmers. Y'all playing crops. I'm kind of
interested in playing crops. How exactly do you do this? Okay,
so you guys have been fascinated with us in the past.
Now's time for us to use you guys for your professions.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
That's a great question. I know that Martinez is that
she's a nurse, she saves lives, her husband he doesn't work.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
I know that neighbor.
Speaker 3 (21:21):
Guy, he's a stock dad stock trader. And it'll always come.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
Oh, you are a radio host. This is the radio host.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Guys.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
I'm not even I'm a producer behind the.
Speaker 3 (21:32):
Scenes, that's all I am. I'm not even fascinated in
the least of my own job. Can we talk about
you being a day stock trader? How the hell do
you pay for crap? And is that lucrative? Tell me
right now?
Speaker 1 (21:43):
Yeah, like, if you had to guess, like if you
were thinking, like, Okay, what job do they do?
Speaker 2 (21:50):
The couple from Cleveland, I mean.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
Aaron, Yeah, at least let me see.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
He's a He seems a rougher dude. If I don't know,
if you've.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
Seen this, well, he loves the Browns.
Speaker 3 (22:01):
I know this holding the bowling ball. It looked like
a ping pong ball in his hand. So I think
he works with his hands.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
And she might be a dancer.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
Oh, like a go go dancer. Sure, Okay, So that's
my guess on them. Okay, let's talk Buddy Glass. What
what could Buddy Glass do? What could Buddy Glass do?
Let's think about it.
Speaker 3 (22:23):
Buddy Glass seems like a cubicle dude, and he works
with Excel spreadsheets.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
I'll see. I disagree. I feel like Buddy Glass is
a bartender and like a chili's.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
Nah.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
No, you don't see Buddy Glass doing that.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
What about his chick?
Speaker 1 (22:41):
She could be an elementary school teacher. You know why
because she teaches these kids all week and then she
goes crazy on the weekends. But I feel like she
doesn't have the patience. Maybe she would be a little
mean to the kids. So she would be one of
the strict elementary school teachers, so maybe around fifth great.
Speaker 3 (23:01):
Okay, what about Callaway if you know, don't say, because
I have no idea.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
Now, Calloway, he just bounces around.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
Is he in finance or something?
Speaker 1 (23:11):
He thought about moving to Nashville for a job. He
was looking for jobs here. I think he's a courier
because he said he couldn't drive for six months, so
he's gonna be hard for him to work.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
What about Sodo, Oh, Miguel, I know what he does. Okay,
don't tell me. Then, okay, he has to do.
Speaker 3 (23:29):
See, I've done a lot of business district type jobs,
not label rep he I mean in uber eats.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
No, what does he do?
Speaker 1 (23:39):
He owns a remodeling company, does he really? Yeah? I
mean his wife runs it and tells him, Hey, you're
gonna go do this house, and then he does it.
But yes, that's what they do.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
Does he do the actual work or is he the contractor?
Speaker 1 (23:51):
It's a great question. I don't know. I just know
that he owns it, man, I think he does the work.
Speaker 3 (23:55):
These are things we should probably talk about this convention.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
Yeah, who else? I mean, I know, I know Colby's
a truck driver.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
This tall guy a truck driver.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
Cam's a construction No, tall guy. What did he do?
He did something? I think he was in construction.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
Medical sales. My voice is gone.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
No, I think he was in construction. Maybe a roofer
or Colby White truck driver. I knew that. I know
that for sure. What does Muff do? I have no
idea what Muff does. Muff is your sister and has
been on this pod twelve times, and I have no
idea what your brother does either do I really?
Speaker 2 (24:38):
My sister owns a cleaning company.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
Like, what do you mean? A cleaning companies like cleans houses, businesses,
and maybe some airbnbs. Really yeah, wow?
Speaker 3 (24:50):
And so she's looking for employees, like because she's grown
so fast. So if I live there, I would probably
still I would be an employee under my sister.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
Wow. So she does she do the cleaning.
Speaker 3 (25:01):
She does the cleaning, but she hires people as well
to help her. So at one point my parents worked
for her. What yeah, my dad did, my muff goes.
Dad's getting a little bit slower. I had to fire him.
I had dad with the hip. He wasn't really great
with the trash cans. She's like, he's pretty limited.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
He had to let him go.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
I mean, that's incredible. Muff I had no idea. Congratulations
on having a job. I really, I'll be honest. I
thought Muff was unemployed.
Speaker 3 (25:27):
It's also gotta love alcohol. We hang out with these
people for entire weekend. What do we talk about the
entire time?
Speaker 1 (25:34):
Oh, that's a good point. We don't really, I don't know.
And you got day ones. He does day ones. I
don't think his wife has to supports him.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
But he does other stuff.
Speaker 3 (25:46):
He does graphic design and then on the side, oh,
he does his side quest.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
I thought he was chasing the dream of having a
clothing company. And his wife, who is a.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
She might be a mom. You think she's just a mom,
not just that is a massive job.
Speaker 3 (26:05):
What I'm learning lately. Can't believe my mom raised three kids.
I would never stay at home and raise three kids.
Like a cat Dick, I've never met him, so I don't.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
I've never met him either.
Speaker 3 (26:16):
But the fact is, Cappy, do is he an analytics
or a sales or something.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
I think he's behind a computer probably. I think he
does data research and stuff.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
Okay, But like cat Dick, when I get his emails,
I'm like, what could this guy do? Like, what could
cat Dick possibly do for a living? No idea?
Speaker 2 (26:38):
What does Justin do?
Speaker 1 (26:40):
He works in the radio physiology at Vanderbilt.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
Thank you, And we haven't intro of the show.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
Oh we better do that. Let's go.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
We're gonna do it.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
Why I got a question. People are going to hate
this podcast because they're gonna be like, I don't know
who these people are. They're gonna be like, I don't
know why you guys are talking about these people on
their jobs. But you think about it and it's like, Wow,
what do they do for a living?
Speaker 2 (27:06):
I don't know what my neighbor Jessica does.
Speaker 3 (27:08):
I know she drives into town and it's a pretty
big time job, but no idea. I know her husband's
unemployed and he does sales, but he's retired because he
was so good at sales. Really yeah, Laura said he
was so good at sales he retired for a year.
I know my neighbor like, I'm good at my job,
I can't retire.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
For her dad started a business a long time ago
and it's a very successful business here in Nashville, and
she has zero percent of it because she's a woman. Okay,
the dad gave it to the brothers and not her.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
Sheesh.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
She says she makes that comment probably once a week. Yeah,
but I don't have any of that. I'm not rich
like my brothers because my dad gave them the business
because I was a woman. Okay, So I think there's
a little animosity there. Yes, it feels like she's holding
on to stuff. We're gonna do it live oo ah
(28:07):
the one, two three, so loser, what up, everybody? I
am lunchbox. I know the most about sports, so I'll
give you the sports facts, my sports opinions because I'm
pretty much a sports genius.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
Y'all.
Speaker 3 (28:21):
It is Sison. I'm from the North. I'm an alpha male.
I now live on the north side of Nashville looking
to plant some crops. We have two point two acres.
I'm gonna die of a heart attack when I'm seventy
two and we have two point two kids. At Vanderbilt Clinic,
Justin should be checking on him. He's back at work
today in the electrophysiology unit.
Speaker 2 (28:38):
Coach, you're over to you.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
I do know that. Jeremy Griffith, he is a principal
at a high school because when he emails in, he
signs it principal at the high school.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
And the real Arnold is a teacher.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
That's what we think a coach. I think that's right. Uh, Lourie,
Oh my god. Roebaduche. I know Roebaduche hired by Danny,
but I don't know what they do. Mario, I don't know.
Mario is really smart. He's like an electrical engineer. But
(29:10):
that's a good point. From now on, when you email in,
please sign it kat Dick. And this is my job
because I need to know what people do. I need
to We do have a couple of lawyers that listen.
I know that, but I don't. Emily mckibbon is a teacher, okay,
And I don't know if you've run into this.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
I think we have to say your commage.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
Oh yeah, We'll take a break and then you can
ask me the question right after this hit me with you.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
Yeah, have you run into this?
Speaker 1 (29:38):
Hold on?
Speaker 2 (29:38):
Hold on, no, no, hold on.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
Yeah. I got an email says I saw Lunchbox on
TV during the Sunday Ryder Cup. Could have been someone else,
but pretty sure it was him. Colin Stewart lovely it was.
We took a video.
Speaker 3 (29:52):
I got one hundred and sixty thousand views, the most
in the history of the Sore Loser's Nation.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
Yeah, Colin, you didn't sign with your profession. We told
you got to do that.
Speaker 3 (29:59):
Now, let me ask this question. Fricking forgot it?
Speaker 2 (30:02):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (30:03):
Have you realized, because I've actually just kind of run
into it lately in my life. Back when you were
younger in your thirties, maybe you were with the Bobby
monshow still in your twenties, and people would say your
profession and you were like Boom radio DJ, radio co
host Boom. Have you found now that you're in your
forties and everybody it seems like the sophisticated job titles analytics, outsourcing,
(30:28):
revenue plus and minus, reds and blacks, stock market. Have
you thought now you try to kind of is it?
Are you proud of saying radio DJ?
Speaker 2 (30:42):
Well, are you proud of what you do?
Speaker 1 (30:43):
I don't say radio DJ. Oh, I say radio personality
because I don't. I'm not a DJ. I don't get
paid to no music. I don't get paid to spin music.
I get to pay to talk, So I'm an entertainer.
But it is weird because you can.
Speaker 3 (31:00):
Compared to your neighbors when they all flex, do you
feel like your flex isn't as good as a doctor
or a lawyer?
Speaker 1 (31:07):
Okay, now that is interesting because when you do get
in conversations, like when I'm at Dad's night last night
and people start talking about their jobs, they can relate
to each other because they know what each other does,
and some of them do the same crap and they
start talking about it. And I'm just over here going.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
Taylor's albums out tonight.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
My guys, I have no idea what you're talking about.
I don't understand what you do because I have no
relation to that.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
But you can try a little bit ask questions.
Speaker 3 (31:36):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
Some of it sounds so boring and miserable, right.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
But what if it makes you money?
Speaker 3 (31:42):
Well, yeah, it does make you money because like anybody
at a family party starts talking stocks. Hello, let me
get my notepad out. What were you saying exactly about
roth Ira?
Speaker 2 (31:52):
How would that be better? Huh? Interesting?
Speaker 3 (31:54):
Baser hol On saying I'm talking to your uncle. Holy crap,
he's rich as crap. That's when you start listening, notating because.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
Like one of the guys, he's a lawyer. I know that,
so start asking him, Hey, what's the deal. I don't
know what type of lawyer he is, because there's another
guy that works for a company that builds stadiums. So
he built he built the Seattle Kraken Stadium, he built
(32:22):
Jodas Park, his company did. And I know that him
and that lawyer have been in the same room together
with business stuff. But I don't know exactly what, Like,
I don't know what he does. But that's what I'm saying.
They all mingle, intertwine, their jobs all intertwined a lot
of the time, where me, I'm just like, yeah, so
we talk on the radar, like, well, how does that work?
(32:44):
I'm like, I don't know. I have no other I
have nothing to add because they're like, so like, how
can you be in two different cities And I'm like,
I don't know, Like we just talked on the microphones.
Yeah yeah, but like like how does the like how
does it get out to the radio? Do you know that? No, man,
there's a system. Like, I have nothing to add to
(33:06):
their conversations. Okay, they but they do want to ask
me about, oh, which celebrity is cool, which one's not,
Who's this, Who's that? Who's hot in person?
Speaker 2 (33:14):
What's amy like hourglass?
Speaker 1 (33:17):
Some people ask that, but for the most part, and
then they start going into their engineering and logistics then
and I'm like, all right, I'm bored.
Speaker 3 (33:25):
I just felt like it was a flex in our
twenties and thirties. Now I'm in my forties, I'm like,
I'm a producer. I uh engineer the board every morning.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
Do you want another email? Yeah? I discovered your website
on page three at Google. Most users never venture beyond
page two. You bite me missing out on potential customers.
I've assisted companies like yours in improving their visibility. Can
I send you by package price proposal?
Speaker 3 (33:53):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (33:53):
Never mind, yes, never mind. I thought that was like, uh, yeah.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
That was real.
Speaker 1 (33:58):
What what's their prob Here's come on, coach, what are
we even doing. Haven't had a new pod in weeks.
I've got to listen to old pods from back of
the day. But I do need a follow up if
Ray ever found out if his old apartment neighbor was
a stripper or not because he ran into her carrying
glass heels in her pajamas. Come on, coaches, get your
(34:18):
priorities straight. Mike from ept El Paso, Texas, not East
plan Oh.
Speaker 3 (34:26):
Yes, she was El Paso, Texas. She was for sure
a stripper. I didn't need to investigate. I was engaged
at the time. There was also another girl, there was
a dancer.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
I got a question, what is he talking about old pod?
We have been doing new pods every damn day, No idea.
I'm very confused by that.
Speaker 3 (34:45):
But eyeball test. Yes she was a stripper. The girl
next door to her she was a dancer. Because they
would comment on our forum and you click on their
picture and there you go, there's a half clothed picture.
Speaker 2 (34:57):
So yes, okay.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
And I would like to say that Ray is flexing today.
He does have his Detroit Tiger's hat on. Have not
seen that Tiger's hat all year? And boom you bust
it out today? What a random coincidence.
Speaker 2 (35:12):
They do go to the alcs alds.
Speaker 3 (35:15):
Yes, I've got it out. Also, what you want the
torkleson shirt? I got that too.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
Oh you do? You got a torky shirt? W Wow?
Speaker 3 (35:22):
Hey, I got freaking scooball t shirt. Let me know
what days I need to wear them? Hold on, they
make it the world Series. You're gonna see the scooball shirt.
They make a Game three in the World Series, you're
gonna be seeing torkleson the Boomer's got a green one on.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
That's hilarious. I love it. Dude. Hey, did you get
that at Tiger Stadium? So that's official merk?
Speaker 2 (35:45):
Yep, Yeah, they make a killing. They got vendors out there.
Speaker 3 (35:48):
Got some guy panhandling water for sure, not a business,
Like do you have your business permit? Or you guys
can just do beers and stuff out of coolers.
Speaker 1 (35:55):
Oh, let me tell you about panhandling selling water. As
you're walking the Yankee Stadium, you get off the train,
there's a dude with a cooler. Last chance to get water,
Last chance to get water. It's two dollars out here,
seven dollars inside. You can take it inside if you
don't open it, take it inside if you don't open it.
And I'm like, well, hell yeah, let me buy some
of that water man.
Speaker 2 (36:18):
No way you took it inside.
Speaker 1 (36:21):
Well, here's the problem. You walk another two hundred yards.
Guess what, get your water? Water here? Two dollars. I'm
like that last guy told me he was the last
stop before the freaking stadium. He told me he was
the last one.
Speaker 2 (36:37):
TSA verified, this is under the aliment. You are good. Yeah,
New York, you're good, New York, You're good.
Speaker 3 (36:43):
This is all legal. You to go to the metal
detector man, no water, buddy.
Speaker 1 (36:48):
And I was like, dang, he got me because he
said he was the last guy. So are you really
the last guy. He's like, yeah, last guy, last chance,
get the water. It's like what I didn't buy anymore?
But guess what I could take the water?
Speaker 3 (37:00):
In? My question is do they got their permits to
tell no do business, no one? Why don't we do
that outside Titan Stadium.
Speaker 1 (37:09):
Because there's not enough people going to Titans games man.
But if speaking of merchant making a killing, I did
meet a guy on the sixteenth Green. He was a
volunteer at the Ryder Cup.
Speaker 3 (37:21):
Then he's making zero dollars.
Speaker 1 (37:23):
He was from Scotland and all you had to do
was work four four hour shifts or something like that
the whole week, and then he got to walk around
the grounds and watch the golf and everything. And he
worked in the pro shop or the gift shop whatever.
He said. They were clearing one million dollars in sales
an hour.
Speaker 2 (37:42):
At Beth Page.
Speaker 1 (37:43):
Yes, wow, he said, mate, I just had I had transaction.
I ain't Scottish. I don't know how to do Scottish
now that I've not been there for a month. Oh yeah,
Oh yeah, mate, he's like I did, lad twenty six hundred,
eighteen hundred, nineteen hundred twenty one hundred, back to back
to back transaction.
Speaker 2 (38:01):
Oh lod whoa lad?
Speaker 1 (38:03):
He was like crazy crazy, oh clecking. Alright, we got
to end this terrible pod. Let me tell you, I'm
gonna give you some locks this weekend. I haven't even
looked at college football this weekend. Is there any good games?
Speaker 2 (38:15):
Yeah? Vandy Bama?
Speaker 1 (38:17):
Oh yeah, Vandy Bama. That's the one I'm looking forward to.
Matt and Ay, Oh how you feeling? Diego Pavia?
Speaker 2 (38:24):
I saw him in person?
Speaker 1 (38:25):
How's he look?
Speaker 2 (38:26):
Guys?
Speaker 3 (38:26):
He is bow legged and not as quick as I
thought he was gonna be. He ended up racking up
over one hundred yards. But in person, no way he
wins the Heisman, and no way they beat Bama. Crazy
how he gets as many on the ground as he does. Man,
those are some legs going in different directions.
Speaker 2 (38:44):
Guys.
Speaker 3 (38:45):
You're not going to get that from any ESPN talking head.
You only get it here avoid Vandy.
Speaker 1 (38:51):
I don't understand Texas is going to Florida and they're
only six and a half point favorites. Have we watched
Florida play. Yeah, they're terrible.
Speaker 3 (38:58):
They're They're a solid team that hasn't played well. The
running back, that kid is solid as a bowling ball,
quick bowling ball, and they they're just a solid team.
Speaker 2 (39:09):
You imagine the nil and recruits they got. They're one
of the big three.
Speaker 1 (39:14):
Yeah, but Florida, I've watched them play.
Speaker 2 (39:16):
They're terrible, and he was their guy, Dja.
Speaker 1 (39:20):
Oh not DJ Diagolula Lagway Lagway Ray DJ Khalid another one.
Speaker 3 (39:26):
Yeah, So I don't understand that. That's because Vegas knows.
I mean, Florida probably wins that game or it's real
dang close. They just haven't performed well.
Speaker 1 (39:34):
Vegas doesn't know. They had Notre Dame only four and
a half point favorites at Arkansas and they beat him
by six hundred.
Speaker 2 (39:41):
True.
Speaker 1 (39:43):
I'm not really they're giving Florida so much credit. They
played LSU a couple weeks ago, maybe last week, and
they lost like twenty seven to three. They're not good.
Florida is not good. Florida has all the pieces to
be good. They sever a good co they just haven't excelled.
Speaker 3 (40:01):
So I think Vegas believes they will put the puzzle
together in the swamp.
Speaker 1 (40:06):
Okay, now I'm gonna give you some NFL locks and
it's easy money.
Speaker 2 (40:09):
The game.
Speaker 1 (40:10):
The Dallas Cowboys are traveling to New York. They're giving
up two and a half points. Did we just watch
the Cowboys on Sunday night go up and down the
field on the Green Bay Packers. Oh my gosh, they
put up forty points on the Packers and they're given
two and a half points to the Jets. Everybody's gonna
betting the Cowboys. Guys, you wanna make money, you take
(40:31):
the Jets plus two and a half. Take it to
the bank. Oh my god, do not fall in love
with the Cowboys. They can't stop anybody. Justin fields is
gonna look like Fran Tarkenton out there throwing the rock
all over the place scoring touchdowns. Give me the Jets
plus two and a half.
Speaker 3 (40:48):
Then what about the running back Priest Hall?
Speaker 2 (40:51):
Is he playing?
Speaker 1 (40:51):
He's playing, He's running up and down the field. Then
the New York Giants are headed down to New Orleans.
Abdul Carter, Abdul Carter, kbon Thibodeau Scatti boom scatty boom,
dart dart. He's gonna be rowing darts. They just beat
the Chargers. They're gonna go down to New Orleans and
(41:12):
they're underdogs. How are the Saints favored? Give me the
New York Giants plus one and a half take it
to the bank. Then, guys, this is the easiest one
on the board. The Detroit Lions are going to Cincinnati.
Have you seen Cincinnati play? They are awful. Give me
(41:33):
the Lions minus ten take it to the bank. Jeez,
that's how you make money this weekend. Guys, it's really
that simple. That's simple. Have a great weekend. I mean
that might have been our worst pot ever.
Speaker 2 (41:47):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (41:47):
We weren't prepared. We're tired. It's been a long week
up and down traveling to New York. We apologize. Hopefully
you still listen, and remember when you email, include your
job title because we don't know what you losers do.
All right, have a good week again.
Speaker 3 (42:03):
Right.
Speaker 1 (42:03):
You can stop it, man, Ray, you can stop it, dude, Ray,
stop stop the recording Dude Ray, stop it, stop it,
stop it, stop it
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