October 6, 2025 • 55 mins
In this episode Lunchbox blows a gasket after watching his Survivor pick, the Arizona Cardinals, crap down their pants and blow the game to the Titans. Ray hits the casino with South Beach and it's most money Ray has won at the casino in a long time. Also we talk about Mark Sanchez getting stabbed in Indy and we provide our thoughts on what went down.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Yo, what the fuck were the Cardinals doing? Please explain
to me what the hell they were doing. I'm a
Titans fan, dumb butt, I don't give a damn what
fan you are. What the fuck was that? I do
(00:20):
not understand how that was even possible. Okay, let me
just possible. The fourth quarter started twenty one to six.
At one point before the end zone, the Cardinals were
head twenty eight to six and lost the football game.
That is three scores. Sure it got reversed at the
(00:40):
end zone, but twenty eight to six the Titans. You
gotta believe I have a question, so he believe. No, No,
I'm gonna tell you why. I'm so pissed off.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
And I walked around my house yesterday afternoon in a
very depressed mode because you know, I do these things
called eliminators. Year you went against our boys. I let
me tell you, I didn't get cute. I kept it
simple all the year. I always try to.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
You know, I made it to this far in the season,
and I sat there and I was like, you know,
who looks like dog ass?
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Because we are ass. The cam Lord quarterback even said
it himself, we are ass. I understood you're using his
own thank you. And I looked at the Arizona Cardinals like,
this is the only week I can use the Arizona
Cardinals Kyler Murray, it's his chance to ball out. What
was the betting line? Seven and a half? Wow?
Speaker 1 (01:39):
All you had to do is pick the winner, the winner,
It doesn't matter about the point spread.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Did you even watch in the fourth? Oh right, you
were surviving Ray? Not only did I watch it in
the forest. Here's the great part. Yesterday morning, my wife's like, oh,
don't forget. We have the park meet up at two o'clock.
I said, what park meet up? Meet up? Park meet up.
She goes, oh, yeah, we're having a reunion with baby
(02:06):
Box two's pre K class at the park, his real dad,
I mean his class. And I said, oh that's awesome.
That's right at two o'clock my pick for Survivor. The
game starts at three. We're gonna be at the park,
so I won't even be able to watch the game
that I have the most investment in because it is
my Survivor pick. You survive and you advance and you
(02:28):
feel good about your life. Okay, let's pack up the
kids and go to the park. Yay, they have popsicles,
they got rice Krispy treats, they got cookies, The kids
are running around. One family brought the rocket launcher where
you stomp on it and the rockets go up. You
got a bomb on the bench next to you on
skag Definitely have that more than one probably And remember
(02:52):
the park buy our place. We couldn't even go to it.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Yeah, because most of the time they were doing nefarious things.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Ray big word, well done. And I was like, okay, cool, yes,
that's cool. We show up and it's crazy because these
are people that my son went to pre k with
and I didn't talk to those parents then. So now
it's been seven months. Why am I gonna talk to
them now? And the two dads, we just gotta go
(03:18):
with the phrases. My how time flies crazy? That was
two years ago. Wow, how's it going? Man?
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Like a lightning bolt of change? They grow up quick,
use the normal go tos cliches.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Man. So there's one dad that I talked to. I
talked to him a little bit, and then he has
to bail because he's going to someone else's house. All right,
cool man, thanks, all right, yeah, cool? All right. Then
the other dad that I'm good friends with. He's not there.
He had texted me and said they were gonna be there.
He's not there. So I'm making small talk with random folks. Oh, man,
how's kindergarten? They liking it? Where are you guys at school?
All right? Cool? Yeah, all right. And then my buddy
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that with the kids shows up. What up, dude, how
you been? And me and him just start talking.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
And he's immediately leave the other guy you're talking, immediately
drop the conversation.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
I'm home.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Yeah, I'm really into that. Tectonics is what it's called. Yeah,
actually it's frair.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Oh Michael, what's up? You know? Man?
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Like mid sentence, I tell you. Sometimes I'll just go
an entire Monday without eating. I only drink coffee. It's
how I'm most productive.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Cool. I like to eat some food. Man, have a
steak get away. So we're there and me and him
are talking. He's like talking about his fantasy team. He's like,
I think I'm gonna lose this week. I'm like, oh,
Titans game just started.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Let me look seven nothing Cardinals, whoa, whoa, here we go?
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Here we goes? Really they it just started. I was like,
it's already seven to nothing, and I don't know if
the Titans scored the field goal on that drive or
the next drive. But next thing I know, it's fourteen
to three, and I'm like, yeah, my survivor, Survivor. I'm
gonna keep surviving.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
And then it's like, you can skip to the fourth quarter.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
It was twenty in a seat. You're not listening. This
is when we're at the park, and I'm like, okay,
I'm not even stressed out.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
I don't even need to be at home. I didn't
even need to be sitting in front of that TV
to watch the survive.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
I'm gonna survive. I'm gonna move on.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
I texted Boomer, we're getting Caleb downs because they're gonna
be the worst dang team in the entire league.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
They were down all day. So then Baby Box two
comes up. It's like I got a poop and I said, well,
we ain't pooping at the park because that dang Porter
body smells like trash.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
It smells disgusting. It hadn't been cleaned in months in
that heat. And I was like, let's wrap.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
It up, boys, I get to go home and watch
the end of the third quarter. In the fourth quarter
of my team survive.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
And because I got the Arizona Cardinals and Kyler freaking
Murray and it was on TV, and it was on
TV because it's our local team that you were betting.
I was betting against their ass because they asked. I
heard it straight from the quarterback's mouth, they asked. And
so I get home and the kids they forget all
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about poop and they go play in the backyard.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
All right, cool, I'm gonna sit down and watch it.
I can't remember what we came here for. Oh yeah,
that's why we had to come home. Mom, Dad and
an accident. And so then I'm sitting there and watching it.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Kyler Murray's in the shotgun and the football hits.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Him in the head. He got a concussion by ball.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
And I mean, I have never seen someone's head snap
back so hard because the little micro machine got hit
by a football in the head and he had like
he broke his freaking neck.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Who they bring in Jacoby Brissett. Well, I don't think
they brought in anybody. The ghost of Jacoby.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
I ate a resurgence and then he goes, oh, Cam
Newton on our ass. He went off the field. No, No,
he went Cam Newton on our ass. He gets hit
in the head, almost knocked him over, that's how small
he is. A football hitting him in the helmet almost
took his head off and almost knocked him five yards backwards.
And he sees the football laying there on the ground,
and what does he do. He does a cam Newton,
(07:14):
I ain't about that shit. I ain't getting in there.
I ain't gonna die for that damn ball.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
He dove. No, he did not die. He did not
He did did not die. He took one step forward
and one step back. He's like, I'm good. He dove
is the ground after three people were on top of it.
Then he's like, oh, I better get down there. He didn't.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
He was not the first. He is the first one
that saw the ball in the ground, and he was
not the first one on the ground. He was like, ah,
I got a business decision. Do I need to dive
down there or not. No, I'm a little micromachine and
I ain't gonna do shit. And then he goes look
back to the locker room because he got hit in
the head with a freaking football, like, oh my god,
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my brain is rattled.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Do we want to do a video where I hike
of football and hit you in the freaking head with
a helmet on. Go for it. Bro Boneses got tens
on his desk. Go ahead, cool, I'll grab the Texas
tech one.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
No, you don't have a If you put a helmet
on it, I'm gonna throw a football at you and
we're gonna see if they can take it. Not throw it,
I'll fike it. I'll freaking mark Sanchez your ass. Well,
we'll talk about that in a little bit. And so
then I'm just like, okay, all right, you're an idiot. Whatever, fine,
no big deal. Then the Cardinals get the ball and
d Marcado, which would have buried me in fantasy.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Who is that guy?
Speaker 1 (08:28):
I don't know, but he runs a seventy six yards
to the house.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
And then they come back from commercial and Lugarius Snead
is waving like, no, he dropped it. He dropped it,
he dropped it. And they come back from commercial and
sure enough.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Titans ball, Titans ball, and I'm like, what the fuck
are we doing?
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Guys are still fumbling on the one inch line.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
I repeat in twenty twenty five, guys are still dropping
the football before the end zone.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
And here's my thing. When he walks off that field,
the coach needs to take his helmet and pads and
show him to the Uber pickup lot. He does not
need to be playing anymore video surface. The coach killed
him on the sideline, but he should not be on
the team anymore. Cut by the coach accosted him, he
did it cost him. He punched him in the chest
a couple of times. It's the most emotion I've ever
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seen that coach show. So then it's all right, cool.
Cam Wore goes down five minutes to go, throws an interception. Yes,
we got this shit, go card. What the fuck? First
of all, he fumbles the ball and I don't even
know how that's considered a fumble because he didn't maintain
the ball going to the ground.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Well, I mean, first of all, the fumble at the
one inch line really wasn't a fumble.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
The ball kind of did cross the end. I agree
with you.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
I thought he had it and then he flicked it.
There was no there was no way that was definitive.
So that was not a great call by New York.
Then the next not great call by New York. The
guy intercepted it, but then he fell on ground, really
didn't complete the catch right, throws it in the air
and his teammate all of a sudden kimpt.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Holy shit, it's covered in butter. And Calvin Ridley points
at his Buddy's like, dive on that. I get that ship.
Get that ship, man, Get that ship, dude.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
They're like, oh my gosh, the ball they just got intercepted,
ended up in the end zone and his buddy dies
on it touchdown. Tellians like, I still don't know how
that was a call me crazy, but if that was
a wide receiver, they would call that an incomplete pass.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Because he didn't he fell to the ground and didn't
complete the catch.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
They're like, ESPN, the wackiest play you'll ever see. Yeah,
because it wasn't a completed catch.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
It made no sense. No one even said, maybe that's
not a completion. Everybody's like, oh shit, that's a puffle,
Like no one had that in their mind. Like, do
you guys remember Dez Bryan a few years ago when
he took three steps fell to the ground and they
said incomplete pass.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Calvin, he looked up in the heavens and he said,
the ghost of the gambling gods, this ball that just
got intercepted, just got thrown into the end zone.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
And then god, I stopped betting on sports. The gambling
gods have smiled down on me.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
My god, here I go. Now I'm not surviving. Now
I'm nervous. Now I got knots in my stomach.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Now I count? What is it at? Because it's twenty six,
twenty one to nineteen? Yeah, okay? Because he misses the
extra point. He misses the extra point. And I'm like,
all right, here we go.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
We get the ball and I'm saying we because I'm
a fucking Cardinals fan at this moment. And we get
the ball and I'm like, here we go. All we
gotta do is get a couple first downs. We win
this freaking game. And I can just say, oh my god,
the gods shine down on my ass. And what do
we do? We run it one time into the line,
two times in the line. There's two minutes and ten
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seconds left on the clock. In his third down, you
have Kyler Murray, the freaking micro machine, out there at quarterback,
and what do you fucking do, Like the little bitches
that you are, No, you fucking hand it off to
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the guy and let him run straight into the line.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Why Why.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Because you want to waste that extra ten fucking seconds
on the clock so it'll go to the two minute warning.
You want him to make it to use their last
time out, like, oh my god, two minutes in long
enough to get in field, to get in field goal range.
You didn't even try to win the game. You played
like a little bitch and were so scared, so scared,
(12:43):
And right when they ranted into the fucking line. I
texted batter's box. I texted him and I said.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
These are the only the words of a better right here.
I texted him. I said, well, there goes my fucking eliminator.
You sound like a gambling ass. And he goes, who
the Chargers? I said, no, the Cardinals And he goes
he said, they're still winning. I said, no, they're not
gonna win.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
They just ran the ball three times into the line
and putted it because they're scared little bitches. And so
if I'm the owner of that team, and I watched that,
and I watched him run it three times into the line,
today every single coach is fired.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
They did it again. Remember when I told you, Carolina,
they were up twenty eight to three, and they were
seven point favorites and they didn't cover. This is the
second time this year they have shipped the absolute ben
and Kyler Murray looks like he could give two shits.
He is a terrrior like. He looks awful. He's just
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like walking around. He has the worst space. I've told
you the micro machine looks awful. He had a big run. Great.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Why didn't they even let him try to run in
on that one play? Why didn't they, oh fake the
handoff rollout pass. Kyler tried to use his athletic ability
me run for the first down. Instead, they handed to
the dude straight into the line. And then the Titans
marched down the field and they almost miss a nineteen
year old nineteen yard field goal.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
So it's knucking the upright bullslayzer. Oh and then don't
worry the Cardinals. I mean, how stupid are you?
Speaker 1 (14:19):
You have timeouts left right, and they're on like the
fourteen fifteen yard line and they just back away and
let him run down to the four yard line for
a first down. Bro, you gotta push him in the
endzone if you're gonna let him score, let him score
or tackle them, because once they get the first down,
they can just kneel it, and the announcers are like,
oh my god, you gotta let him score here, and
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I'm like, what are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (14:43):
Score?
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Wore the game could be over then, Like, what do
you mean let him score? They're just gonna kneel the
fucking ball and kick a field goal and there goes
my survivor And that's exactly what they damn did. So
fuck you, Arizona, Absolutely fuck you. Hey, how much did
you put in on it? No?
Speaker 1 (15:00):
No, all my survivors, Oh, let's see, I had one.
I don't need this specific like hundreds of dollars.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Uh no, no, no, no one was fifty brobab about one
hundred and fifty dollars.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
That's where you're stupid. You don't do every survivor the
exact same pick. Second of all, can your survivor you're
a dumb ass pool that you got in because you
guys have to gamble on everything. Can that be the
sacrificial lamb to turn an entire city around? Can you
not feel the vibe in Nashville today?
Speaker 2 (15:30):
Now?
Speaker 1 (15:30):
They're still asked, I was driving by the homeless next
to the seven to eleven and they were yelling.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
Damn wold, wait back, tit's up.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Can you not appreciate that that there is a vibe
in Nashville today that is palpable.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
It's rainy actually, and pretty depressing out exact. Do you
not feel it?
Speaker 1 (15:49):
The city is depressed because if they would have lost
that game, they could have fired that head coach. There
was a construction sign, and you know when teams go
to the World Series and stuff, they'll put World Series Champs,
super Bowl champ on. There was a construction on the
crane and it said one in four tits up. If
I owned a crane, I would have put on any
one of those construction billboards they say like they're usually
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it's good stuff, you know, it's like turn around, don't drown.
Stuff like that. I would have put on it today.
Tits up, one and four. Here's the thing, that's how
you turn it around.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
And this is what's crazy is it doesn't even matter
in the grand scheme of life, but for some reason
I take it so personal, like I am like I
feel like, oh my god, what an idiot. It doesn't matter.
Why didn't you ask me? Dude? I would have freaking
told you the bills lock they lost. They lost. I
would have never saw that coming. I thought the Bills
(16:45):
at home the biggest there.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
I believe there are two or three times your money
to win the Super Bowl, and they get waxed by
the Patriots who have Rashmore Stevenson running the ball.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
And I just, I can't.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
I'm just and Stefan Diggs who was burying and Cardi
b all summer.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
Didn't she pregnant? She might be pregnant. I don't know.
I gotta take a break and start the show. I
can't even tell you. I am never like I can't.
You gotta get rid of Kyler. You got to get
rid of Kyler's not a winner. He's not a winner.
The coach is absolute dog crap.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
I'm so tired of your survivors because you always lose
them early early.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
I this is week five, man, I've lasted a long time.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
I could give you five. I'll give you the next
five weeks. Next week Titans against whoever. So this is
a fun little thing, exactly co Raiders. I had it
all planned out, man, I had it all planned out.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
But was there not a bigger spread than seven and
a half? Yeah? There was the Lions go lions, but
I needed the lions in two weeks.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
You save them and you never get there. You save
the idol survivor, you never get there.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
Use it.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
You saved the condom on a Friday night college freshman.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
You never use it. No, you get a girl pregnant
because he saved it. Because he saved the condom. Man,
I was saving it for next week. Man, yeah, man,
I thought, I.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Man, this girl thought me. She's on a period. Man, God,
I've never been got to take a break.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
And my wife's like, are you Like she didn't know
what was going on, and like, like an hour later,
she goes, are you okay? And I said, it's that survivor.
I said, it's the survivor. I said, I don't know
why I get so mad and take it so personal.
She goes, no, it's because you really enjoy it. And
I'm like, yeah, but it's stupid. It's stupid. She goes,
what is stupid? I said, But I'm so pissed off.
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I'm so glad we went to the park, so glad
we left early so I could watch that in my misery.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
But I mean, if you and me did the circle
one where you put where you can win a million.
If you and me did that one, noh my god,
and you pick the Cardinals over the Titans, I'll kill you.
It has to be a lock. You don't save teams.
Seven and a half is a lock. I would have
never done that. You knew that game was gonna be tight.
No tens are zero to four gone.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
It wasn't tight. It was twenty eight to six. Bro,
It wasn't tight. There was nothing tight about it. It's
called shitting in your pants, and that's what the Arizona
Cardinals do. They shit in their pants over and over
and over again. It is unbelievable. The Kyler Murray when
he doesn't dive on that ball. I should have known
right then that that dude don't give two shits about
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playing football. He doesn't want to get He's just there
to get paid. He doesn't like the ball. I what
what a travesty? Who is the biggest blowout of the weekend?
Speaker 1 (19:35):
Ryan? Oh?
Speaker 2 (19:36):
I like the Jets game? Massive blowout? Wasn't there one?
Those forty to three?
Speaker 1 (19:41):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (19:42):
Yeah? Could not? Was the right side of the Colts.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
The Colts your guy going for Coach of the Year,
rookie turnaround, comeback Stichen why not.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
Go that one?
Speaker 1 (19:56):
No freaking every week, Pat McAfee and the boys are
gassing them up.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
Ryan Vinzpatrick, then your lot on Twitter the Colt. That
is the worst loss in an NFL history Cardinals. Yes,
glad to be a part of it. Man, I'm proud
of this city. I'm proud of my guys. Oh, I
was a part of it. I was a part of it.
I don't even know if I'm coming back and break Yeah,
fuck the Cardinals, We'll be back. But here's the good news.
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It was after a break What a weird way to
start a new segment. I had a better weekend than
Mark Sanchez. I have to say, even with the Cardinals
screwing me royally, I had a better week in than
Mark Sanchez.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
I had a segment right before I was going to
go to bed last night and I said, I got
to pitch it to you, and it was at least
my day today isn't as bad as Blank.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
The answer for a long time is going to be
Mark Sanchez, Like, what the what was he doing? Well?
Speaker 1 (21:04):
I have a full breakdown if I would love to
hear your breakdown well, and you can use words like
in my opinion and allegedly, and I feel and that's
how you don't get libel and slander and all that stuff,
because this is just speculation. This is my opinion. This
(21:25):
is in my mind how I would see this going down.
I think the dude went drinking and was then doing
wind sprints in that alley after the bars.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Why might be a thing. Some people think it sobers
you up, dude.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
Some people do some weird stuff when they drink, but
right before boom, you're pounding water before bed, some people
jumping jacks. Maybe it's his thing. He does wind sprints.
And that truck pulled into the alley getting the grease
from the Weston, and Mark Sander's like, hey, get your
truck out of the alley. I'm running wind sprints because
you got to go sober up a little bit. He's
got a game in a day and a half. And
(22:01):
so the truck driver said, Dad, hearing aids in. It
didn't have him in at the moment, So he goes.
Speaker 3 (22:05):
Eh, Mark gets in his face yelling at him, and
so there's a misunderstanding, leads to some pushing, leads to
where he actually gets in the truck and you know
he's like, I'll move it.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Then there's a lot in my opinion, how I feel
it went down. They're pushing and then the pepper spray
hits Mark and that's when it's you get punched in
the mouth.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
So then Mark starts fight or flight.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
Then he starts really pushing the guy, and the guy says, well,
this six 'y three, two hundred and thirty pound guy,
I'm getting knife out. I already did the pepper spray.
And obviously there's a truck driver. He knows stuff goes
down in alleys. That's why he had the pepper spray.
That's why he had the knife. So boom, here's my moment.
He grabbed that knife and just started going at him.
Mark Sanchez realized it was pretty serious, saw the blood
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on him, and then ran to that bar that was
just right around the alley in.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
Between the Weston and Marriott and Indianapolis. Yeah, I'm just
very confused. Was he at the bar the buddy and
they said, hey man, let's go do your forty time?
Like who does that? You've never heard of I've never
heard of going out behind the bar. I've never, let
me tell you, in all the years that I have
been drinking alcohol. And I've drinken plenty of alcohol in
(23:16):
my life, probably not as much as Mark Sanchez seems
like he probably put down quite a bit allegedly. But
I've never thought, you know what, now that I'm done
drinking for the night, let me go in a dark
alley and run one hundred yard sprints or forty yard sprints.
Let me get my gassers in. I have never oh,
(23:38):
you know what, I flew in today? I went straight
to the bar. I didn't work out, so I better
get some cardio in before I go to bed. I've
never in my life had that thought. I've never I've
never looked at my buddy and be like, hey, man,
now that I'm hammered, you want to do my forty time?
The fact that he's in a back alley I himself
(24:02):
seems very weird.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
My other point on this whole thing is I always
had respect I still do for all these broadcasters. I thought, man,
the whole weekend, we're all drinking and being debauchery and
all that, and these guys are studying lineups, they're reviewing
game film, they're preparing for their broadcast. Now we know,
so they fly in on the Friday before they get
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hammered on Friday, they are hungover all day Saturday, just
studying some names of people, maybe a little bit of review,
and then boom, you're good to go on Sunday.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
Now we know.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
I thought they were just amazing Americans. I'm sure ninety
nine percent of them are. But holy crap, he's snuck
in getting hammered on tequila and doing some gassers on
a Friday night, and he would have been good for
the broadcast on Sunday.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
My question is was he at the pub or was
he at the bar at the hotel?
Speaker 1 (24:56):
Well, the pub is just right there, so it was
the mayor the Weston. That pub was like kind of
connected to the Weston, so and then there was there's
also hotel bars, so I would believe if he ran
into that bar, it's probably the same bar he had
just been in.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
Yeah, and then I think he was banging on the window,
but also they may have been closed. That's a great point.
My question is is he at the bar by himself
getting that smashed, or is he with colleagues and they
all go to bed and he's like, well, what heyah
the fuck I got to bed. I'm gonna I'm gonna
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go out here and run some gassers. Man, I'm gonna
get my one hundred yards sprints in. All right, Mark,
we'll see you in the morning. I'm just trying to
figure out how he got that hammered by himself.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
Well, and so now this is just me and my opinion.
This is how I feel. This is me speculating. Maybe
you have some boys me. I say, if I you
and me were doing a podcast on Sunday, this is
just us putting us in his shoes and we get
to fly in on a Friday. I hit up my
buddies in Indiana. Hey, man, come to Indianapolis. Got free
hotel rooms Friday night. Let's get hammered. But then you
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guys got to get out of town. I'm gonna have
a bunch of different binders. I gotta look through. I
gotta memorize the Colts stike end coach. Who's a quarterback?
Oh yeah, Danny Dimes. I got Pittman. Oh they got
this kid called Tyler Warren. You know you're reviewing that.
But the buddies come in two nights before the game.
That's when you're able to throw it back. I would
imagine he's not there rolling solo.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
You know, Yeah, that's what I assume he's not solo, right,
I assume that when you're Mark Sanchez and you travel
to all these cities, you've got people in every city
you hang out with.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
We do, and we're not even an NFL football player.
If we go to Miami, you got anybody? No, I
got a buddy in Fort Lauderdale, but that's considered the vicinity.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
Yeah, what about Austin, Oh, I got plenty of people.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
Garrett greg Chess day, my dad hit, I'll be there
in a lickety split.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
Kid, you want to meet at the corner pup batter's box?
All of them? Man, the usual SPUs backs. What if
everybody that's a batter's box here with a special And
I mean yeah, so, I mean you go to different cities,
you have different people everywhere. Most likely, especially if you're
Mark Sanchez, the industry you're in, there are people in
every city that want to hang out. So he gets hammered.
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But then does this do the people he met up
with did they leave early and then he wandered off
by himself, or did they leave at the same time
they thought? Man, that's weird. He's going to the alley
and what the hell does he care that this guy's
parked there.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
Yeah, if we're gonna get back into that technicality, yeah,
I want to get back into the technicality here. So
the way I see it, in my opinion, I'm speculating,
I was able to see this alley and I'd say
it's about a sixty yard alley and it goes all
the way through, so you could run a decent gasser.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
So it's it looked like a pretty.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
Good running space. You can't run in the road because
there's traffic. You can't run in the drive through of
the Weston because there's more traffic and there's you know, concierge,
and those people are probably like, hey, get out of here,
or not get out of here, but you're in our way.
You know, in the alley, nobody sees you. But this
truck as it pulls in to get the grease, it
was a grease guy.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
He gets the grease from the restaurant. That's really all
he does. And he'll go to various restaurants in the area,
get their grease and move on.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
As he was parked, I'm guessing he blocked most of
the alley where there was only about a couple feet
left or enough for him to turn. So let's say
there's five feet left and Mark is running gassers, so
the truck is essentially in his way, and so mid run,
I'm assuming, in my opinion, my speculation is that he
then started the confrontation with the truck driver because he
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was in the way of running these shuttlecocks or whatever
he was doing.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
Yeah, and so then he confronts them, he beats the
shit out of him, and then the guy starts knifing him.
And is that when he's like, oh damn, I mess
with the wrong dude. And is this Mark Sanchez's mo
that we've just never heard about that he is just like,
you know what, I own the world. I'm rich, I'm famous,
I'm an ex athlete. I can tell people what to do.
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And he gets in the truck. That's what's mind blowing
to me is he says, you know what, old man,
I'll move your truck. Because he doesn't need much distance
to get between the truck. If he's running gassers, he
only needs five feet between him and the wall. It's
not like he needs the whole alley.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
But he thought he was just gonna tell this old
man get kicking rocks. Yeah, and in that moment he
made a crazy decision. I mean, we're talking lose your job,
talking potential jail time because now it's a felony. Now
it's a felony. He's facing one to six years in prison.
The fine, he doesn't worry about ten thousand dollars, but.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
That doesn't matter.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
He'll probably serve some jail time. And for sure Fox
is firing him. He's for sure getting sued by this dude.
Like this dude is going to get millions of dollars.
He's going to sue him. So far from Sunday.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
That it's gonna be he is gonna I just can't
Mark Sanchez when you wake up, Like he's probably still
hammered at the hospital and he doesn't like kindly coherently
understand what's going on.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
Because the man did say I believe he just goes
by pt that Mark smell like alcohol and he was
slurring his words, so he'd had several alcoholic beverages.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
Allegedly in this guy's opinion, And we are just going
word of mouth, we are taking, you know, the story.
We got so you wake up in the hospital. I
don't know if he had to have surgery to save himself.
I don't know what they had to do to the
knife wounds to close them up. Definitely had to stitch
them up. Don't know all what into it.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
Well, he said, all he remembers is grabbing at a window,
So you know, he's not even gonna remember a lot
of the altercation. He's waking up knifed, still drunk, and
in a complete state of shock and confusion.
Speaker 2 (30:51):
And then he has handcuffs on his wrists. He's handcuffed
to the bed. I would I don't know if they
do that, but they do it in the movies where
they they get a criminal and they handcuff him to
the bed. So he is charged like, not only did
you get knifed, but you got arrested. And he has
to the sobering hangover. He is sitting there going, oh
my god. The whole world knows that I'd gotten some
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dude's truck got knifed and I got charged. I mean,
Adam Schefter was great reporting. Oh Mark Sanchez was the
victim of a robbery. Great job, Schefter, you nailed that one. Wow.
Delete that tweet. Bud delete it.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
Yeah, I heard that there was a race to being
the first one, and a lot of people got it wrong.
Even congress people jumped in, and then they all just
deleted the tweets. Ah, because you know, they were trying
to get people to go on one side of the
other like, oh, we need more police downtown with this happening,
and then all of them took the tweets away because
it wasn't accurate. Ended up being Sanchez is the one
they attacked the old man. The old man didn't self defense,
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but the thing was Sanchez. So he's out on Sunday.
Who's the guy that was calling the game, Daryl Strawberry,
No idea, some guy I believe, Daryl Washington. So then
they just replaced him with another USC quarterback. They brought
in Brady Quinn. Brady Quinn went to Notre Dame.
Speaker 2 (32:04):
Yeah, another quarterback. Yeah, but did they even reference it.
Speaker 1 (32:10):
There's no way, I know the morning show did Fox? Yeah,
that morning they go terrible tragedy. We are all still
learning the information. Our thoughts or prayers are with the
family of Mark Sanchez in that entire situation. So they
actually kind of sided a little bit with Mark Sanchez.
So that's why people were going crazy.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
That's a bad look. Well, yeah, it's a bad look,
and they tried to go vague on it.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
But on Saturday night we knew that he was there
was a serious situation. Yeah, because my wife sent it
to me, so I knew the articles was going to change.
I was slurred there for a second.
Speaker 2 (32:43):
You were it sounds like you've been drinking. My whole
thing is so he's gonna wake up, and now this
is what we're gonna is gonna happen, in my opinion,
what I think we're gonna have. Mark Sanchez is going
to come out with a statement. I don't think he'll
like I don't think he'll stand up and have a
press conference.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
Seven fifty Saturday night, we knew the real story. The
man had reportedly tried using pepper spran Sanchez. Sanchez was
arrested at the hospital, so that night we knew it,
and then Fox still decided the next day to go
with that fire in prayers with Sanchez.
Speaker 2 (33:14):
And I think he's gonna come out and he'll say, listen,
I obviously had too much to drink. I'm checking myself
into rehab. Boom. I needed. This is something I've been
running for him for a long time. This really opened
my eyes to the issue I have with alcohol. And
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we'll see him in six months.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
And the two things you take from this guy's alcohol
is dangerous. Make sure your inner circle is as tight
as it possibly can be. Let's not shoot the tequila.
You never know how crazy you can get. People have
their alter ego when they take tequila. Maybe he was
doing tequila. I've seen ads on his Instagram. This is
all alleged speculation. Looks like he's maybe at times partner
with a tequila company, So alleged speculation in my opinion.
(33:59):
But my point is this guys in an instant, it
can all change. And also maybe he thought a little
bit he was getting away with murder. Not literally, but
easiest job in the world. You're a quarterback. You already
know what offense defense looks like. You know a guard,
you know a tackle. Learn a couple of players' names. Okay,
what's his name, Danny Dimes, cool receiver, Oh yeah, Pittman,
Tyler Warren.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
And then what's on the other side of the ball.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
The Jets, Oh, I know all them. I used to
play with the Jets. A lot of you guys are
still there. Okay, perfect, I don't even got a study. Awesome,
Fox is gonna fly us in on Friday. Cool, get
drunk that night, do a little bit of game tape
the next day.
Speaker 2 (34:32):
What a cush job. It's wild.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
So he had to have been thinking, Man, I get
paid to do this. I get hammered with my boys
on the tab. They said, we can spend it with
a per diem of five hundred dollars and we got room.
They don't want you to have a room Saturday night,
can't check in until like two in the afternoon.
Speaker 2 (34:48):
That's not good for your hosts.
Speaker 1 (34:49):
So they get him the room the night before, go
to a cool city like Indianapolis. Hit up a couple
of boys from USC. Hey, man, you're stilling town, dog, Yeah, man,
I live here with the family.
Speaker 2 (34:57):
Cool. You think you can sneak out for night. Great. Yeah,
there's a little tab and in between the Marriotte and
the Western.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
Yeah, it's great. And then I'll run some gassers after
you head out. So he had it made in the shade.
Wonder how long he was doing this where he would
go in get hammered. The one night recover you have
the recovery period and then you're still able to broadcast.
Has there ever been anything where Man, he was a
little slurring on the broadcast on Sunday.
Speaker 2 (35:19):
It's a great question. He was always good to go
go review the game tape. Maybe Saturday night is a
non drinking night. Maybe he drinks Friday night, gets it
out of his system. Saturday night he goes to bed early.
But all we learned from the situation is, don't do
gassers after you've been drinking. It'll get you in trouble.
Do not try to do sprints after you went to
the bar. Doesn't end well.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
I was like, man, I'm always strict on myself with
the Big Show. I like to stop drinking on Friday
night at nine pm, so make sure I'm good for Monday.
I'm like Mark Sagez was drinking forty eight hours before
he's going to a national TV and he was hammered
on tequila.
Speaker 2 (35:57):
Bro I don't even talk on the BHO and I'm worried.
Just I mean unbelievable.
Speaker 1 (36:07):
I mean not only I mean that that kicked off
an unbelievable, crazy Sunday of football show.
Speaker 2 (36:15):
We'll take a break we'll right back. But I mean,
here's the deal.
Speaker 1 (36:21):
And also, you never really know what's going on until
a police report gets filed or until something really big
hits the news. I mean this there's all like the
CEO banging that chick at the old Coldplay concert. You
never know this stuff going on until it hits the news,
and then it hits the nose and you're like, man,
that's how the other half the world's living. She was
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getting slitty in downtown Indianapolis running sprints to sober up.
Speaker 2 (36:49):
I gotta respect that, dude.
Speaker 1 (36:51):
I actually wouldn't mind putting that, integrating that into my lifestyle.
After a little no, you would downtown head back to
the country. You've seen my driveway, and you would fall
down on your face. You would even know about it
unless it hit the news.
Speaker 2 (37:03):
I mean you would have. You would come in with
freaking Bobby Atrino Road, rash on your face. What happened?
Oh man, Baser and I got back from Broadway and
I was doing casters. I mean that's something. I mean,
I just can't convention. This is a new event, Coaches
Convention five. We're gonna get hammered, no, and then we're
gonna go in the alley and we're gonna do our
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forty times, can you imagine? And we'll have it. We'll
do the Mark Sanchez tribute at the convention. You think
he does any jail time. Oh, man, I don't know
rich people, they don't ever do jail time. They get
off pretty easily.
Speaker 1 (37:43):
You plea down to give that guy half a million,
he gives them.
Speaker 2 (37:46):
That guy a million bucks and he's on probation for
a year. But man, this Mark Sanchez has a kid.
I mean, you're you wake up and your dad is
all over the news for getting knifed because he decided
to try to beat up an old man. What a
wild story.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
It's one of those where you go, man, I actually
kind of need to chill out a little bit.
Speaker 2 (38:06):
Wow that got nuts. Uh yeah, I was. I'm never
drinking again. Two days later, let's get it back on
the bottle.
Speaker 1 (38:13):
She say, if your chick yelled at you on Friday
night for having a couple too many with the boys,
be like, honey, I mean there's other people that got
a little worse on a Monday morning, guys, not you
with your chick telling you to cut back on the
Jaeger bombs.
Speaker 2 (38:29):
You know what you didn't do that.
Speaker 1 (38:32):
You know, maybe you raise your voice a little bit,
or maybe you didn't close your tab and they hit
you with a twenty percent tip.
Speaker 2 (38:38):
You didn't pull a Mark Sanchez. Just tell your chick that.
Speaker 1 (38:40):
Hey, you remember you remember Friday night when you were
telling me and Justin we were loud playing beer pong.
I didn't pull a Mark Sanchez. I didn't beat a
sixteen nine year old man with his own steering wheel.
Speaker 2 (38:51):
How could you forget the milk? I texted you two
times grab milk on the way home. Well, honey, I mean,
is it really that bad? I didn't go Mark Sanchez
on people? That's all you gotta say. I mean, that's
all you have to be like. Look, compare like you're lucky.
Then I'm not as bad as Mark Sanchez. You could
have been visiting me in the hospital with stab wounds
to my chest.
Speaker 1 (39:12):
You got a drinking problem. I think I counted that
you drink four white claws before we even went to church.
Speaker 2 (39:18):
Honey, did you not see the news.
Speaker 1 (39:20):
Mark Sanchez took a crow bar and beat an old
man that was delivering grease to the Weston.
Speaker 2 (39:26):
I mean, who would you rather have me or Mark Sanchez.
Speaker 1 (39:31):
Honey, this morning, Mark Sanchez woke up bloodied with handcuffs
and an sixty nine year old man on his rap
sheet that was just trying to clean out a kitchen's
grease pot. Good gosh, honey, I think it's okay if
I have a couple drinks on the patio on.
Speaker 2 (39:46):
A Friday night. Yeah. The Cavender Twins like, hey, Carson,
you cheated on me. He's like, but I didn't pull
up Mark Sanchez. Can we still be together? She's like, no,
I'm done with you. And he's like, all right, I'm
gonna turn back to Carson Beck and I'm gonna ball
out and I'm the best team in the freaking country.
People are like, but the butt fumble. Will never talk
about that again? No, No, we'll talk about the knife,
the chest knife. I mean, that's cuepler like butt fumble,
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this career fumble, all legend, all legend. I mean, yeah,
did you watch college football?
Speaker 1 (40:17):
We watched it all day Saturday, all day Sunday. We
went to the mint in Kentucky. No crap, South Beach
was in town. He's a gambling addict. How's the sports book?
Speaker 2 (40:26):
Awesome? Awesome, awesome.
Speaker 1 (40:30):
I didn't gamble. How is the sports book? You got
a couple of minutes?
Speaker 2 (40:33):
Can I tell you this? Go ahead? I got a dude,
Let me sit, let me pull up a chair man.
I've got my frustration out on the Cardinals, and I'm
gonna try to move on in life. So I'm here.
Tell me a story.
Speaker 1 (40:43):
So South Beach plays four bets, lost him on. He
lost like four hundred dollars. Okay, that was the bad part.
You want to hear the good part.
Speaker 2 (40:49):
Yeah. So South Beach did a soccer bet.
Speaker 1 (40:51):
He did the over on Liverpool and somebody over two
in the first half it was one. So he lost
that one. He did Vanderbilt over randomly. I go, dude,
I saw Povey in person. He runs pretty slow.
Speaker 2 (41:00):
It's not a.
Speaker 1 (41:01):
Big time paced offense. He missed that one to Parlay.
I told him Florida. I told him Florida. And so
then in his final one was the Philly and Dodgers game,
Tescar Hernandez hit a three run homer.
Speaker 2 (41:12):
Screwed his final bet.
Speaker 1 (41:14):
As we're making plans, he goes, hey, man, you'll drive
back and cash this betting ticket for me on Sunday
and then you can just send me the money.
Speaker 2 (41:20):
And I go yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (41:21):
As we're having that conversation, Tescar Hernandez three run Homer.
Speaker 2 (41:24):
He had the phillies, so he.
Speaker 1 (41:26):
Lost four hundred. I didn't bet at all. We get there.
This is what happens when you don't bet. The gambling
gods shine down on you. I go beys or not betting.
She said, I don't feel good about this. You've been
seven months clean. I go, I can go to a
sportsbook and not gamble. They got a little pizza place there.
There are I took pictures. There are massive TV screens.
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We were camped out there for three hours. Had an
old boy next to me tell me about how bets
can get voided. He goes, yeah, it was such a blowout.
They moved the quarters from twelve minutes to ten minutes.
Who knew that if they moved the time a game
has to go fifty five minutes for it to be
a legal bet. From two weeks ago, I think somebody
wax Kent State and avoided the bet five thousand dollars
bet oh because of the quarter he was betting five thousand.
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Oh yeah, he wasn't messing around. He was a good
old boy. He'll be at the convention. I told him
all about its like downtown Nashville. You gotta come, man,
come down from Kentucky. I was like, it's beautiful land
over there. Okay, but South Beach were there. Now, I'm
not betting. I walked past the slot machine.
Speaker 2 (42:25):
There's a ticket.
Speaker 1 (42:26):
Oh no, no, no, there's a ticket in it. I'm in
a good mood. I just flip it over. I would
never look at a ticket because it's gonna be like
ten cents or whatever. Seventy five cents for free. Bab okay, boom,
I got seventy five cents. I am not kidding. Ten
minutes later, I'm just dicking around because I'm like, I'm
not betting.
Speaker 2 (42:44):
Was South Beach Towns of Soccer going. He's like, need
one more goal?
Speaker 1 (42:47):
Okay, one more goal, one more goal. I walk up
to this kiosk. You can bet on all these kiosks
like that. Or you can go to the window. They
have a window. They have a window. I love it
Southeast as for a TV to be put on, they
changed it for him.
Speaker 2 (42:59):
They so wait, you're their customer friendly there.
Speaker 1 (43:02):
Love it at they have three massive screens. They split
all those screens into sixteen games. They can divide the
massive ones into whoa, so you've seen the quad box.
Speaker 2 (43:14):
Yeah, this is quad times four box. Okay.
Speaker 1 (43:17):
So South Beach got the soccer on one little square
and I just go up one of the kiosks.
Speaker 2 (43:22):
Some dumb ass.
Speaker 1 (43:24):
When you place a bet, if you don't use all
your money, it just stays in there. And so some
dumbass left ten dollars on the kiosk. So I hit
cash out. The ticket shot at me. I go to
the front desk and they're like, what's up with this?
Speaker 2 (43:36):
And I was like, oh, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (43:37):
I uh, I don't know. As a yeah, you know,
it just shot the ticket out of me. Here you go,
here's your ten dollars shirt. So I've made ten dollars
and seventy five cents.
Speaker 2 (43:46):
Not betty.
Speaker 1 (43:47):
You are gambling like a pro man. So you are
profiting South Beach. There's one last one. It gets better. Oh,
it gets better. I go South Beach. There's horses here.
You lost your soccer bat. These football games didn't go
for like another hour. So I was like, dude, let's
go up with the ponies. Go up there, all redone.
The pony area is brand new. Oh still the same?
Speaker 2 (44:08):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (44:09):
Nine year old guys smoke the stogi's ripping darts. We're
the youngest people there.
Speaker 2 (44:14):
Go up to the front.
Speaker 1 (44:14):
DESKL Lady's like, oh my gosh, have you ever been
here before? I'm like, yeah, I can't, like a year ago.
Do you guys got to come back?
Speaker 2 (44:20):
I love you guys because we're the youngest guys. She's seen.
She's needing someone to talk to. It's brand new TV screens, simulcast.
Speaker 1 (44:27):
They got drink. They got a bar right there, go up,
get a drink. Three dollars for Coors Light. It is
they did it in a year. I was there a
year ago and they didn't have any of this.
Speaker 2 (44:36):
So'd you got? Did he bet some ponies? So he's
betting ponies?
Speaker 1 (44:39):
We had, we had Keenland, we had there was like
Bogleia or something.
Speaker 2 (44:44):
There was all kinds of race tracks.
Speaker 1 (44:45):
Where's the one in what's the one in Texas?
Speaker 2 (44:50):
Up there? Here we go?
Speaker 1 (44:51):
He had one in Florida, those ones in Florida that
he's used to because he's from Florida, And so I go, dude,
you can pronount Orchard Park.
Speaker 2 (45:00):
Let's go.
Speaker 1 (45:01):
So I go, dude, you can print out brochure and
you can see the speed of the horses. Oh, but
each one is fifty cents, so it adds up. He's so,
while we were there, he bet fifteen horse races. Okay, okay,
I'm like, dude, I'm not taking any winnings. It's all
your money. And so I go, give me the give
me the fifty cents because I'd gotten that free seventy
five cents. I go up to a little printer machine.
(45:23):
You enter the quarters in to get a print out.
Every printout's fifteen fifty cents, so it could add up.
That would have been like twenty bucks. That's a lot
of money. You put the fifty cents in and it
would fall out the bottom, so you'd get the print
out for free.
Speaker 2 (45:38):
Welcome to the world of not gambling.
Speaker 1 (45:41):
So we got twenty dollars worth of free programs. I
would put the fifty cents in and it would fall
out the bottom.
Speaker 2 (45:48):
I love it. He doubled up.
Speaker 1 (45:51):
He won one hundred and sixty horse betting. That is
what I was doing exact apparently you can do if
you could do a box. It just has to be
two of the three horses in the top three. I
never knew that. And then he was picking individual horses.
We had Seabiscuit going, you know what I like, I
like to do win play show. I like to bet
them and that way, if they get first, second, or third,
you win a bet, and if they win first, you
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win all three of the bets.
Speaker 2 (46:13):
That's fun. I need to learn what a box and
like exact to box says, you have to pick like
you have to tell them it isn't exactly because he
hit none of those.
Speaker 1 (46:20):
No, No, you got you into a box in an
exact a box. Yes, exacta means it has to be
exactly what you say. Number two has to win, and
number three has to be number two. But he did
a box in only three and only two of them
had to be in the top three.
Speaker 2 (46:34):
That's what I'm talking about. So I didn't know about that.
I mean, it's been a while since I did a
couple of horses. When I was in Vegas, just waiting
watching a game and I didn't win either one blast and.
Speaker 1 (46:43):
Then we had to leave because I got this text.
It said, y'all at Kentucky Downs thought you were just
checking out the Mint sportsbook. I don't love this. Please
come back. I'm nervous, and I said sorry, I had
my phone off. I'm not addictive self, which was betting
the ponies. I didn't answer my phone, but then I
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called her. I sent her the betting ticket.
Speaker 2 (47:08):
Seventy five cents winner. I'll tell you, I'll take you
out to dinner. Where these damn pictures at. Dude, you
gotta see it, man, I gotta see it. Man, I've
heard all about it and I haven't been able to
get up there. Look at this. God, let me see this. Yeah,
so just keep scrolling to the right. Let me see this,
key scrolling, let me see this, Let me see this. Mind.
(47:36):
They got chairs there, chairs, they got couches. Oh my god,
Oh my gosh, that is what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1 (47:50):
Wow, we gotta get you there, man, Wow, Ray did
you get off watching somebody else bet?
Speaker 2 (47:58):
Wow? Dude, this is nice. That's like Vegas, Dude, I
need to go. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (48:04):
I was impressed, honestly, I really was. The fact also
that we could, uh, I mean, we had a run
of the place and it.
Speaker 2 (48:12):
Was stadium seating, That's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1 (48:14):
So it was actually it was like row a seat twelve,
It was that many seats.
Speaker 2 (48:20):
No way, Yeah, we're gonna take a break. We'll be
right back, dude. I don't know what else. And then yeah, Saturday,
so we had soccer games, and then we're gonna be
at home right in time for the Vandy Alabama game.
I don't know when Texas played, if they played at
the same time, I don't know. They were getting boat raced.
(48:41):
They their defense couldn't stop a leak. Is what I
heard from batter's box. Is his report. He said, arch
Manning didn't look terrible, but the defense was so bad.
Speaker 1 (48:51):
I watched his seventeen minute recap of it. Arch had
some good runs. It was the score was worse than
the score.
Speaker 2 (48:58):
Oh, since it was bad. They got they got Dom
always behind. Yeah. And so we were heading home from
the soccer games, you know, and I'm like, all right, cool,
sit down, watch the little dro room football hang out. And
my wife's like, oh yeah, I forgot Jean Genie from
the PTO. She's having people over to her house, and
I told her we'd come over, Like, who the hell's Genie?
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So always she's one of the ladies. I'm the PTO
that I know, and I'm like, hot, I don't know
who she is, right, I've never seen her. And she's like,
I think it'd be fun if we go over there,
and I'm like okay. So we stop at the house
and we get tennis shoes for the boys, get their
you know, shin guards and cleats off, pack them in
the car, and we drive over to Jeanie's house and
(49:44):
I walk in and it couldn't have been more awkward. No,
I didn't know soul there. There's all these people there.
I don't know a damn person. They're all talking to
each other like they've been best friends for years. They're
all hanging out and I'm like, oh man, how about bandy?
How they doing night? They turned around to talk to
other persons. Our age, you're older because they sound older.
Our age, A couple older, we're older. There was probably
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fifty two kids running around that house. Felt like there
was just kids everywhere. And they had a night. They
had a TIV in the kitchen. That was cool, and
then they had a nice back patio set up and
that was pretty cool. Went out there. I had a
couple of you know, bruskis and touch of one guy
He's from England and so he didn't really much care
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about football, but he was watching it. He would have
loved the Liverpool game. He had a Vandy shirt on.
He was cheering for Vandy because his wife's a big
Vandy fan. And we stayed and I was just like
about an hour and a half later, I was like,
all right, I think we can wrap this up. So
I got to watch a little bit of Vandy. But
it wasn't like a comfortable, like fun. It was like weird.
And these people it wasn't very welcoming because they all
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seemed to know each other. They all had kids that
were older. And that's my baby boxing. Dad. Can we
go home? Mike White goes, there's no kids buying, Like
who cares, just freaking play. Your dad's here, Like, go
play with your brothers, do anything. Seeah, it was. It
was a weird game. But and then Alabama scores that
meaningless touchdown at the end, I mean meaningless touchdown could
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have gone down. He's like, now I'm gonna get my touchdown.
That's it. But Miami is the best team. They are awesome.
South Beach got hit.
Speaker 1 (51:24):
It was twenty eight and it pushed on the first half,
so he was feeling great, we drive home, He's all
into good spirits. They didn't score the entire third quarter,
so then his over was screwed. But he had won
the first half. And then I don't think they scored
a point in the third, and so then during the
fourth we didn't even turn it on. But Vandy apparently.
Speaker 2 (51:41):
Great first never showed, no show second half. And someone said,
I don't know if I read this right. Texas and
Penn State both out of the top twenty five siga later,
did you see the Penn State game? Oh, Nico Imamaliava,
What the hell? I gotta love UCLA.
Speaker 1 (51:56):
They don't storm in the field because there's no fans
to go to the games. Why would you ever go
to Ucla? They won, no storming. There was only like
thousand fans there and.
Speaker 2 (52:07):
They were mostly Penn State people. And UCLA almost gave
it up.
Speaker 1 (52:10):
One of their players instead of getting the first down,
he thought he had the first down.
Speaker 2 (52:15):
And he dove to the ground.
Speaker 1 (52:16):
No, he dove a yard short. U CLA got lucky.
They just you got to watch a highlight of this.
They just the final minute a half, they almost gave
the game up. Oh my gosh, it would have been colossal.
But then they pulled it off.
Speaker 2 (52:29):
Nico. Props to him, Man, UCLA, congratulations. Yeah, and that's
all I really watched. I mean, Carl I still yeah,
but yeah, man, what a weekend. Man, you had a
great week. You did not tell me you win sportsbooking? Yeah?
It Uh, it didn't go over well.
Speaker 1 (52:45):
We were having We had some stuff going on with
the family, and I said, baser, if I'm responsible, if
I do not gamble, if I stay strong to the
seven month clean, can I take South Beach to the
casino in South Beach?
Speaker 2 (52:58):
Loved it the whole way there. I had no idea
this was here.
Speaker 1 (53:02):
I'm like, yeah, dude, I wanted to surprise you. Man,
happy freaking birthday. Did Justin go with you now? But
he would have, he would have if he would have
been at the house, he was for sure. But he's
with McKitty downtown.
Speaker 2 (53:12):
Yeah. That was a little weird. That was little strange
that Justin was a MCKITTI you were with South Beach.
I thought you guys would all be together. But whatever, man,
Tomato tomato, what a weekend?
Speaker 1 (53:22):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (53:22):
All right? Anything else? Trying to think the lady.
Speaker 1 (53:29):
I had a beer, and at the casino you can't
bring in outside beer now I know that, so she
made me throw it away in the trash can there.
Speaker 2 (53:37):
Yeah, they have the security at the front.
Speaker 1 (53:39):
Right, They do not check id's. They do check id's, Okay,
not that that matters, yeah, right, And it is very welcoming.
Some of those slots are so beautiful.
Speaker 2 (53:50):
Oh they are. They make those great, great, great colors,
and they make the greatest noises.
Speaker 1 (53:56):
People were winning, and Baser goes, what was the biggest
temptation the ponies, the sports book or the slots? And
I said that huff and puff slot was looking pretty tempting.
You mean the puff where the they blow down the house.
Speaker 2 (54:16):
I've never seen it. Oh my, oh it's a dragon. No, no,
it's a wolf.
Speaker 1 (54:20):
It's a wolf and hews and it has to blow
down the house. And you wanted to blow down every house.
And that's how you win a million. And that thing
was blowing on Saturday. It was huffing and puffing. But
I didn't play it. I didn't play it.
Speaker 2 (54:37):
I watched it blow some other guy. Yeah, all right,
have a great Monday.
Speaker 1 (54:45):
Got a mixed drink. They had white claws at everything
and everything. They had a pizza place right there on
the corner, but we decided to We ended up going
at the local spot.
Speaker 2 (54:53):
But it looked like a really good Wow. We need
to get back there, man, We need to get back
there real soon.
Speaker 1 (54:59):
Well I hope this kids spas are on board. It
was very romantic, really like like romance was in the air.
Speaker 2 (55:06):
Yeah. I could see that. I need that in my life.
South Beach.
Speaker 1 (55:11):
We got there, man, he had one minute until the
soccer game started. He had to hit the soccer. I've
never seen a guy get a bet off when we
walked in the door. He had like one minute to
get the bet off. Sprints to the front person, gets
the game on the TV and bets the over and
went under. But he got that bet in Liverpool and Arsenal.
(55:35):
I'm glad to see South Beach is still in shape
and after get Chelsea. Okay, South Beach, good, he's great.
He's he's been lifting again. Oh good, yep, he's in Jacksonville. Okay, yeah,
yeah
Speaker 2 (55:48):
I want to get down there, man,
Yo, what the fuck were the Cardinals doing? Please explain
to me what the hell they were doing. I'm a
Titans fan, dumb butt, I don't give a damn what
fan you are. What the fuck was that? I do
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not understand how that was even possible. Okay, let me
just possible. The fourth quarter started twenty one to six.
At one point before the end zone, the Cardinals were
head twenty eight to six and lost the football game.
That is three scores. Sure it got reversed at the
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end zone, but twenty eight to six the Titans. You
gotta believe I have a question, so he believe. No, No,
I'm gonna tell you why. I'm so pissed off.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
And I walked around my house yesterday afternoon in a
very depressed mode because you know, I do these things
called eliminators. Year you went against our boys. I let
me tell you, I didn't get cute. I kept it
simple all the year. I always try to.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
You know, I made it to this far in the season,
and I sat there and I was like, you know,
who looks like dog ass?
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Because we are ass. The cam Lord quarterback even said
it himself, we are ass. I understood you're using his
own thank you. And I looked at the Arizona Cardinals like,
this is the only week I can use the Arizona
Cardinals Kyler Murray, it's his chance to ball out. What
was the betting line? Seven and a half? Wow?
Speaker 1 (01:39):
All you had to do is pick the winner, the winner,
It doesn't matter about the point spread.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Did you even watch in the fourth? Oh right, you
were surviving Ray? Not only did I watch it in
the forest. Here's the great part. Yesterday morning, my wife's like, oh,
don't forget. We have the park meet up at two o'clock.
I said, what park meet up? Meet up? Park meet up.
She goes, oh, yeah, we're having a reunion with baby
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Box two's pre K class at the park, his real dad,
I mean his class. And I said, oh that's awesome.
That's right at two o'clock my pick for Survivor. The
game starts at three. We're gonna be at the park,
so I won't even be able to watch the game
that I have the most investment in because it is
my Survivor pick. You survive and you advance and you
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feel good about your life. Okay, let's pack up the
kids and go to the park. Yay, they have popsicles,
they got rice Krispy treats, they got cookies, The kids
are running around. One family brought the rocket launcher where
you stomp on it and the rockets go up. You
got a bomb on the bench next to you on
skag Definitely have that more than one probably And remember
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the park buy our place. We couldn't even go to it.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Yeah, because most of the time they were doing nefarious things.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Ray big word, well done. And I was like, okay, cool, yes,
that's cool. We show up and it's crazy because these
are people that my son went to pre k with
and I didn't talk to those parents then. So now
it's been seven months. Why am I gonna talk to
them now? And the two dads, we just gotta go
(03:18):
with the phrases. My how time flies crazy? That was
two years ago. Wow, how's it going? Man?
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Like a lightning bolt of change? They grow up quick,
use the normal go tos cliches.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Man. So there's one dad that I talked to. I
talked to him a little bit, and then he has
to bail because he's going to someone else's house. All right,
cool man, thanks, all right, yeah, cool? All right. Then
the other dad that I'm good friends with. He's not there.
He had texted me and said they were gonna be there.
He's not there. So I'm making small talk with random folks. Oh, man,
how's kindergarten? They liking it? Where are you guys at school?
All right? Cool? Yeah, all right. And then my buddy
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that with the kids shows up. What up, dude, how
you been? And me and him just start talking.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
And he's immediately leave the other guy you're talking, immediately
drop the conversation.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
I'm home.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Yeah, I'm really into that. Tectonics is what it's called. Yeah,
actually it's frair.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Oh Michael, what's up? You know? Man?
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Like mid sentence, I tell you. Sometimes I'll just go
an entire Monday without eating. I only drink coffee. It's
how I'm most productive.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Cool. I like to eat some food. Man, have a
steak get away. So we're there and me and him
are talking. He's like talking about his fantasy team. He's like,
I think I'm gonna lose this week. I'm like, oh,
Titans game just started.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Let me look seven nothing Cardinals, whoa, whoa, here we go?
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Here we goes? Really they it just started. I was like,
it's already seven to nothing, and I don't know if
the Titans scored the field goal on that drive or
the next drive. But next thing I know, it's fourteen
to three, and I'm like, yeah, my survivor, Survivor. I'm
gonna keep surviving.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
And then it's like, you can skip to the fourth quarter.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
It was twenty in a seat. You're not listening. This
is when we're at the park, and I'm like, okay,
I'm not even stressed out.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
I don't even need to be at home. I didn't
even need to be sitting in front of that TV
to watch the survive.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
I'm gonna survive. I'm gonna move on.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
I texted Boomer, we're getting Caleb downs because they're gonna
be the worst dang team in the entire league.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
They were down all day. So then Baby Box two
comes up. It's like I got a poop and I said, well,
we ain't pooping at the park because that dang Porter
body smells like trash.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
It smells disgusting. It hadn't been cleaned in months in
that heat. And I was like, let's wrap.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
It up, boys, I get to go home and watch
the end of the third quarter. In the fourth quarter
of my team survive.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
And because I got the Arizona Cardinals and Kyler freaking
Murray and it was on TV, and it was on
TV because it's our local team that you were betting.
I was betting against their ass because they asked. I
heard it straight from the quarterback's mouth, they asked. And
so I get home and the kids they forget all
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about poop and they go play in the backyard.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
All right, cool, I'm gonna sit down and watch it.
I can't remember what we came here for. Oh yeah,
that's why we had to come home. Mom, Dad and
an accident. And so then I'm sitting there and watching it.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Kyler Murray's in the shotgun and the football hits.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Him in the head. He got a concussion by ball.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
And I mean, I have never seen someone's head snap
back so hard because the little micro machine got hit
by a football in the head and he had like
he broke his freaking neck.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Who they bring in Jacoby Brissett. Well, I don't think
they brought in anybody. The ghost of Jacoby.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
I ate a resurgence and then he goes, oh, Cam
Newton on our ass. He went off the field. No, No,
he went Cam Newton on our ass. He gets hit
in the head, almost knocked him over, that's how small
he is. A football hitting him in the helmet almost
took his head off and almost knocked him five yards backwards.
And he sees the football laying there on the ground,
and what does he do. He does a cam Newton,
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I ain't about that shit. I ain't getting in there.
I ain't gonna die for that damn ball.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
He dove. No, he did not die. He did not
He did did not die. He took one step forward
and one step back. He's like, I'm good. He dove
is the ground after three people were on top of it.
Then he's like, oh, I better get down there. He didn't.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
He was not the first. He is the first one
that saw the ball in the ground, and he was
not the first one on the ground. He was like, ah,
I got a business decision. Do I need to dive
down there or not. No, I'm a little micromachine and
I ain't gonna do shit. And then he goes look
back to the locker room because he got hit in
the head with a freaking football, like, oh my god,
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my brain is rattled.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Do we want to do a video where I hike
of football and hit you in the freaking head with
a helmet on. Go for it. Bro Boneses got tens
on his desk. Go ahead, cool, I'll grab the Texas
tech one.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
No, you don't have a If you put a helmet
on it, I'm gonna throw a football at you and
we're gonna see if they can take it. Not throw it,
I'll fike it. I'll freaking mark Sanchez your ass. Well,
we'll talk about that in a little bit. And so
then I'm just like, okay, all right, you're an idiot. Whatever, fine,
no big deal. Then the Cardinals get the ball and
d Marcado, which would have buried me in fantasy.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Who is that guy?
Speaker 1 (08:28):
I don't know, but he runs a seventy six yards
to the house.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
And then they come back from commercial and Lugarius Snead
is waving like, no, he dropped it. He dropped it,
he dropped it. And they come back from commercial and
sure enough.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Titans ball, Titans ball, and I'm like, what the fuck
are we doing?
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Guys are still fumbling on the one inch line.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
I repeat in twenty twenty five, guys are still dropping
the football before the end zone.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
And here's my thing. When he walks off that field,
the coach needs to take his helmet and pads and
show him to the Uber pickup lot. He does not
need to be playing anymore video surface. The coach killed
him on the sideline, but he should not be on
the team anymore. Cut by the coach accosted him, he
did it cost him. He punched him in the chest
a couple of times. It's the most emotion I've ever
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seen that coach show. So then it's all right, cool.
Cam Wore goes down five minutes to go, throws an interception. Yes,
we got this shit, go card. What the fuck? First
of all, he fumbles the ball and I don't even
know how that's considered a fumble because he didn't maintain
the ball going to the ground.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Well, I mean, first of all, the fumble at the
one inch line really wasn't a fumble.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
The ball kind of did cross the end. I agree
with you.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
I thought he had it and then he flicked it.
There was no there was no way that was definitive.
So that was not a great call by New York.
Then the next not great call by New York. The
guy intercepted it, but then he fell on ground, really
didn't complete the catch right, throws it in the air
and his teammate all of a sudden kimpt.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Holy shit, it's covered in butter. And Calvin Ridley points
at his Buddy's like, dive on that. I get that ship.
Get that ship, man, Get that ship, dude.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
They're like, oh my gosh, the ball they just got intercepted,
ended up in the end zone and his buddy dies
on it touchdown. Tellians like, I still don't know how
that was a call me crazy, but if that was
a wide receiver, they would call that an incomplete pass.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Because he didn't he fell to the ground and didn't
complete the catch.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
They're like, ESPN, the wackiest play you'll ever see. Yeah,
because it wasn't a completed catch.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
It made no sense. No one even said, maybe that's
not a completion. Everybody's like, oh shit, that's a puffle,
Like no one had that in their mind. Like, do
you guys remember Dez Bryan a few years ago when
he took three steps fell to the ground and they
said incomplete pass.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Calvin, he looked up in the heavens and he said,
the ghost of the gambling gods, this ball that just
got intercepted, just got thrown into the end zone.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
And then god, I stopped betting on sports. The gambling
gods have smiled down on me.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
My god, here I go. Now I'm not surviving. Now
I'm nervous. Now I got knots in my stomach.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Now I count? What is it at? Because it's twenty six,
twenty one to nineteen? Yeah, okay? Because he misses the
extra point. He misses the extra point. And I'm like,
all right, here we go.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
We get the ball and I'm saying we because I'm
a fucking Cardinals fan at this moment. And we get
the ball and I'm like, here we go. All we
gotta do is get a couple first downs. We win
this freaking game. And I can just say, oh my god,
the gods shine down on my ass. And what do
we do? We run it one time into the line,
two times in the line. There's two minutes and ten
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seconds left on the clock. In his third down, you
have Kyler Murray, the freaking micro machine, out there at quarterback,
and what do you fucking do, Like the little bitches
that you are, No, you fucking hand it off to
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the guy and let him run straight into the line.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Why Why.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Because you want to waste that extra ten fucking seconds
on the clock so it'll go to the two minute warning.
You want him to make it to use their last
time out, like, oh my god, two minutes in long
enough to get in field, to get in field goal range.
You didn't even try to win the game. You played
like a little bitch and were so scared, so scared,
(12:43):
And right when they ranted into the fucking line. I
texted batter's box. I texted him and I said.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
These are the only the words of a better right here.
I texted him. I said, well, there goes my fucking eliminator.
You sound like a gambling ass. And he goes, who
the Chargers? I said, no, the Cardinals And he goes
he said, they're still winning. I said, no, they're not
gonna win.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
They just ran the ball three times into the line
and putted it because they're scared little bitches. And so
if I'm the owner of that team, and I watched that,
and I watched him run it three times into the line,
today every single coach is fired.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
They did it again. Remember when I told you, Carolina,
they were up twenty eight to three, and they were
seven point favorites and they didn't cover. This is the
second time this year they have shipped the absolute ben
and Kyler Murray looks like he could give two shits.
He is a terrrior like. He looks awful. He's just
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like walking around. He has the worst space. I've told
you the micro machine looks awful. He had a big run. Great.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Why didn't they even let him try to run in
on that one play? Why didn't they, oh fake the
handoff rollout pass. Kyler tried to use his athletic ability
me run for the first down. Instead, they handed to
the dude straight into the line. And then the Titans
marched down the field and they almost miss a nineteen
year old nineteen yard field goal.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
So it's knucking the upright bullslayzer. Oh and then don't
worry the Cardinals. I mean, how stupid are you?
Speaker 1 (14:19):
You have timeouts left right, and they're on like the
fourteen fifteen yard line and they just back away and
let him run down to the four yard line for
a first down. Bro, you gotta push him in the
endzone if you're gonna let him score, let him score
or tackle them, because once they get the first down,
they can just kneel it, and the announcers are like,
oh my god, you gotta let him score here, and
(14:42):
I'm like, what are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (14:43):
Score?
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Wore the game could be over then, Like, what do
you mean let him score? They're just gonna kneel the
fucking ball and kick a field goal and there goes
my survivor And that's exactly what they damn did. So
fuck you, Arizona, Absolutely fuck you. Hey, how much did
you put in on it? No?
Speaker 1 (15:00):
No, all my survivors, Oh, let's see, I had one.
I don't need this specific like hundreds of dollars.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Uh no, no, no, no one was fifty brobab about one
hundred and fifty dollars.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
That's where you're stupid. You don't do every survivor the
exact same pick. Second of all, can your survivor you're
a dumb ass pool that you got in because you
guys have to gamble on everything. Can that be the
sacrificial lamb to turn an entire city around? Can you
not feel the vibe in Nashville today?
Speaker 2 (15:30):
Now?
Speaker 1 (15:30):
They're still asked, I was driving by the homeless next
to the seven to eleven and they were yelling.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
Damn wold, wait back, tit's up.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Can you not appreciate that that there is a vibe
in Nashville today that is palpable.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
It's rainy actually, and pretty depressing out exact. Do you
not feel it?
Speaker 1 (15:49):
The city is depressed because if they would have lost
that game, they could have fired that head coach. There
was a construction sign, and you know when teams go
to the World Series and stuff, they'll put World Series Champs,
super Bowl champ on. There was a construction on the
crane and it said one in four tits up. If
I owned a crane, I would have put on any
one of those construction billboards they say like they're usually
(16:11):
it's good stuff, you know, it's like turn around, don't drown.
Stuff like that. I would have put on it today.
Tits up, one and four. Here's the thing, that's how
you turn it around.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
And this is what's crazy is it doesn't even matter
in the grand scheme of life, but for some reason
I take it so personal, like I am like I
feel like, oh my god, what an idiot. It doesn't matter.
Why didn't you ask me? Dude? I would have freaking
told you the bills lock they lost. They lost. I
would have never saw that coming. I thought the Bills
(16:45):
at home the biggest there.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
I believe there are two or three times your money
to win the Super Bowl, and they get waxed by
the Patriots who have Rashmore Stevenson running the ball.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
And I just, I can't.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
I'm just and Stefan Diggs who was burying and Cardi
b all summer.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
Didn't she pregnant? She might be pregnant. I don't know.
I gotta take a break and start the show. I
can't even tell you. I am never like I can't.
You gotta get rid of Kyler. You got to get
rid of Kyler's not a winner. He's not a winner.
The coach is absolute dog crap.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
I'm so tired of your survivors because you always lose
them early early.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
I this is week five, man, I've lasted a long time.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
I could give you five. I'll give you the next
five weeks. Next week Titans against whoever. So this is
a fun little thing, exactly co Raiders. I had it
all planned out, man, I had it all planned out.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
But was there not a bigger spread than seven and
a half? Yeah? There was the Lions go lions, but
I needed the lions in two weeks.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
You save them and you never get there. You save
the idol survivor, you never get there.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
Use it.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
You saved the condom on a Friday night college freshman.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
You never use it. No, you get a girl pregnant
because he saved it. Because he saved the condom. Man,
I was saving it for next week. Man, yeah, man,
I thought, I.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Man, this girl thought me. She's on a period. Man, God,
I've never been got to take a break.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
And my wife's like, are you Like she didn't know
what was going on, and like, like an hour later,
she goes, are you okay? And I said, it's that survivor.
I said, it's the survivor. I said, I don't know
why I get so mad and take it so personal.
She goes, no, it's because you really enjoy it. And
I'm like, yeah, but it's stupid. It's stupid. She goes,
what is stupid? I said, But I'm so pissed off.
(18:40):
I'm so glad we went to the park, so glad
we left early so I could watch that in my misery.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
But I mean, if you and me did the circle
one where you put where you can win a million.
If you and me did that one, noh my god,
and you pick the Cardinals over the Titans, I'll kill you.
It has to be a lock. You don't save teams.
Seven and a half is a lock. I would have
never done that. You knew that game was gonna be tight.
No tens are zero to four gone.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
It wasn't tight. It was twenty eight to six. Bro,
It wasn't tight. There was nothing tight about it. It's
called shitting in your pants, and that's what the Arizona
Cardinals do. They shit in their pants over and over
and over again. It is unbelievable. The Kyler Murray when
he doesn't dive on that ball. I should have known
right then that that dude don't give two shits about
(19:26):
playing football. He doesn't want to get He's just there
to get paid. He doesn't like the ball. I what
what a travesty? Who is the biggest blowout of the weekend?
Speaker 1 (19:35):
Ryan? Oh?
Speaker 2 (19:36):
I like the Jets game? Massive blowout? Wasn't there one?
Those forty to three?
Speaker 1 (19:41):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (19:42):
Yeah? Could not? Was the right side of the Colts.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
The Colts your guy going for Coach of the Year,
rookie turnaround, comeback Stichen why not.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
Go that one?
Speaker 1 (19:56):
No freaking every week, Pat McAfee and the boys are
gassing them up.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
Ryan Vinzpatrick, then your lot on Twitter the Colt. That
is the worst loss in an NFL history Cardinals. Yes,
glad to be a part of it. Man, I'm proud
of this city. I'm proud of my guys. Oh, I
was a part of it. I was a part of it.
I don't even know if I'm coming back and break Yeah,
fuck the Cardinals, We'll be back. But here's the good news.
(20:29):
It was after a break What a weird way to
start a new segment. I had a better weekend than
Mark Sanchez. I have to say, even with the Cardinals
screwing me royally, I had a better week in than
Mark Sanchez.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
I had a segment right before I was going to
go to bed last night and I said, I got
to pitch it to you, and it was at least
my day today isn't as bad as Blank.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
The answer for a long time is going to be
Mark Sanchez, Like, what the what was he doing? Well?
Speaker 1 (21:04):
I have a full breakdown if I would love to
hear your breakdown well, and you can use words like
in my opinion and allegedly, and I feel and that's
how you don't get libel and slander and all that stuff,
because this is just speculation. This is my opinion. This
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is in my mind how I would see this going down.
I think the dude went drinking and was then doing
wind sprints in that alley after the bars.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Why might be a thing. Some people think it sobers
you up, dude.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
Some people do some weird stuff when they drink, but
right before boom, you're pounding water before bed, some people
jumping jacks. Maybe it's his thing. He does wind sprints.
And that truck pulled into the alley getting the grease
from the Weston, and Mark Sander's like, hey, get your
truck out of the alley. I'm running wind sprints because
you got to go sober up a little bit. He's
got a game in a day and a half. And
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so the truck driver said, Dad, hearing aids in. It
didn't have him in at the moment, So he goes.
Speaker 3 (22:05):
Eh, Mark gets in his face yelling at him, and
so there's a misunderstanding, leads to some pushing, leads to
where he actually gets in the truck and you know
he's like, I'll move it.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Then there's a lot in my opinion, how I feel
it went down. They're pushing and then the pepper spray
hits Mark and that's when it's you get punched in
the mouth.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
So then Mark starts fight or flight.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
Then he starts really pushing the guy, and the guy says, well,
this six 'y three, two hundred and thirty pound guy,
I'm getting knife out. I already did the pepper spray.
And obviously there's a truck driver. He knows stuff goes
down in alleys. That's why he had the pepper spray.
That's why he had the knife. So boom, here's my moment.
He grabbed that knife and just started going at him.
Mark Sanchez realized it was pretty serious, saw the blood
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on him, and then ran to that bar that was
just right around the alley in.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
Between the Weston and Marriott and Indianapolis. Yeah, I'm just
very confused. Was he at the bar the buddy and
they said, hey man, let's go do your forty time?
Like who does that? You've never heard of I've never
heard of going out behind the bar. I've never, let
me tell you, in all the years that I have
been drinking alcohol. And I've drinken plenty of alcohol in
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my life, probably not as much as Mark Sanchez seems
like he probably put down quite a bit allegedly. But
I've never thought, you know what, now that I'm done
drinking for the night, let me go in a dark
alley and run one hundred yard sprints or forty yard sprints.
Let me get my gassers in. I have never oh,
(23:38):
you know what, I flew in today? I went straight
to the bar. I didn't work out, so I better
get some cardio in before I go to bed. I've
never in my life had that thought. I've never I've
never looked at my buddy and be like, hey, man,
now that I'm hammered, you want to do my forty time?
The fact that he's in a back alley I himself
(24:02):
seems very weird.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
My other point on this whole thing is I always
had respect I still do for all these broadcasters. I thought, man,
the whole weekend, we're all drinking and being debauchery and
all that, and these guys are studying lineups, they're reviewing
game film, they're preparing for their broadcast. Now we know,
so they fly in on the Friday before they get
(24:27):
hammered on Friday, they are hungover all day Saturday, just
studying some names of people, maybe a little bit of review,
and then boom, you're good to go on Sunday.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
Now we know.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
I thought they were just amazing Americans. I'm sure ninety
nine percent of them are. But holy crap, he's snuck
in getting hammered on tequila and doing some gassers on
a Friday night, and he would have been good for
the broadcast on Sunday.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
My question is was he at the pub or was
he at the bar at the hotel?
Speaker 1 (24:56):
Well, the pub is just right there, so it was
the mayor the Weston. That pub was like kind of
connected to the Weston, so and then there was there's
also hotel bars, so I would believe if he ran
into that bar, it's probably the same bar he had
just been in.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
Yeah, and then I think he was banging on the window,
but also they may have been closed. That's a great point.
My question is is he at the bar by himself
getting that smashed, or is he with colleagues and they
all go to bed and he's like, well, what heyah
the fuck I got to bed. I'm gonna I'm gonna
(25:34):
go out here and run some gassers. Man, I'm gonna
get my one hundred yards sprints in. All right, Mark,
we'll see you in the morning. I'm just trying to
figure out how he got that hammered by himself.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
Well, and so now this is just me and my opinion.
This is how I feel. This is me speculating. Maybe
you have some boys me. I say, if I you
and me were doing a podcast on Sunday, this is
just us putting us in his shoes and we get
to fly in on a Friday. I hit up my
buddies in Indiana. Hey, man, come to Indianapolis. Got free
hotel rooms Friday night. Let's get hammered. But then you
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guys got to get out of town. I'm gonna have
a bunch of different binders. I gotta look through. I
gotta memorize the Colts stike end coach. Who's a quarterback?
Oh yeah, Danny Dimes. I got Pittman. Oh they got
this kid called Tyler Warren. You know you're reviewing that.
But the buddies come in two nights before the game.
That's when you're able to throw it back. I would
imagine he's not there rolling solo.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
You know, Yeah, that's what I assume he's not solo, right,
I assume that when you're Mark Sanchez and you travel
to all these cities, you've got people in every city
you hang out with.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
We do, and we're not even an NFL football player.
If we go to Miami, you got anybody? No, I
got a buddy in Fort Lauderdale, but that's considered the vicinity.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
Yeah, what about Austin, Oh, I got plenty of people.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
Garrett greg Chess day, my dad hit, I'll be there
in a lickety split.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
Kid, you want to meet at the corner pup batter's box?
All of them? Man, the usual SPUs backs. What if
everybody that's a batter's box here with a special And
I mean yeah, so, I mean you go to different cities,
you have different people everywhere. Most likely, especially if you're
Mark Sanchez, the industry you're in, there are people in
every city that want to hang out. So he gets hammered.
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But then does this do the people he met up
with did they leave early and then he wandered off
by himself, or did they leave at the same time
they thought? Man, that's weird. He's going to the alley
and what the hell does he care that this guy's
parked there.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
Yeah, if we're gonna get back into that technicality, yeah,
I want to get back into the technicality here. So
the way I see it, in my opinion, I'm speculating,
I was able to see this alley and I'd say
it's about a sixty yard alley and it goes all
the way through, so you could run a decent gasser.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
So it's it looked like a pretty.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
Good running space. You can't run in the road because
there's traffic. You can't run in the drive through of
the Weston because there's more traffic and there's you know, concierge,
and those people are probably like, hey, get out of here,
or not get out of here, but you're in our way.
You know, in the alley, nobody sees you. But this
truck as it pulls in to get the grease, it
was a grease guy.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
He gets the grease from the restaurant. That's really all
he does. And he'll go to various restaurants in the area,
get their grease and move on.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
As he was parked, I'm guessing he blocked most of
the alley where there was only about a couple feet
left or enough for him to turn. So let's say
there's five feet left and Mark is running gassers, so
the truck is essentially in his way, and so mid run,
I'm assuming, in my opinion, my speculation is that he
then started the confrontation with the truck driver because he
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was in the way of running these shuttlecocks or whatever
he was doing.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
Yeah, and so then he confronts them, he beats the
shit out of him, and then the guy starts knifing him.
And is that when he's like, oh damn, I mess
with the wrong dude. And is this Mark Sanchez's mo
that we've just never heard about that he is just like,
you know what, I own the world. I'm rich, I'm famous,
I'm an ex athlete. I can tell people what to do.
(29:02):
And he gets in the truck. That's what's mind blowing
to me is he says, you know what, old man,
I'll move your truck. Because he doesn't need much distance
to get between the truck. If he's running gassers, he
only needs five feet between him and the wall. It's
not like he needs the whole alley.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
But he thought he was just gonna tell this old
man get kicking rocks. Yeah, and in that moment he
made a crazy decision. I mean, we're talking lose your job,
talking potential jail time because now it's a felony. Now
it's a felony. He's facing one to six years in prison.
The fine, he doesn't worry about ten thousand dollars, but.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
That doesn't matter.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
He'll probably serve some jail time. And for sure Fox
is firing him. He's for sure getting sued by this dude.
Like this dude is going to get millions of dollars.
He's going to sue him. So far from Sunday.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
That it's gonna be he is gonna I just can't
Mark Sanchez when you wake up, Like he's probably still
hammered at the hospital and he doesn't like kindly coherently
understand what's going on.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
Because the man did say I believe he just goes
by pt that Mark smell like alcohol and he was
slurring his words, so he'd had several alcoholic beverages.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
Allegedly in this guy's opinion, And we are just going
word of mouth, we are taking, you know, the story.
We got so you wake up in the hospital. I
don't know if he had to have surgery to save himself.
I don't know what they had to do to the
knife wounds to close them up. Definitely had to stitch
them up. Don't know all what into it.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
Well, he said, all he remembers is grabbing at a window,
So you know, he's not even gonna remember a lot
of the altercation. He's waking up knifed, still drunk, and
in a complete state of shock and confusion.
Speaker 2 (30:51):
And then he has handcuffs on his wrists. He's handcuffed
to the bed. I would I don't know if they
do that, but they do it in the movies where
they they get a criminal and they handcuff him to
the bed. So he is charged like, not only did
you get knifed, but you got arrested. And he has
to the sobering hangover. He is sitting there going, oh
my god. The whole world knows that I'd gotten some
(31:14):
dude's truck got knifed and I got charged. I mean,
Adam Schefter was great reporting. Oh Mark Sanchez was the
victim of a robbery. Great job, Schefter, you nailed that one. Wow.
Delete that tweet. Bud delete it.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
Yeah, I heard that there was a race to being
the first one, and a lot of people got it wrong.
Even congress people jumped in, and then they all just
deleted the tweets. Ah, because you know, they were trying
to get people to go on one side of the
other like, oh, we need more police downtown with this happening,
and then all of them took the tweets away because
it wasn't accurate. Ended up being Sanchez is the one
they attacked the old man. The old man didn't self defense,
(31:51):
but the thing was Sanchez. So he's out on Sunday.
Who's the guy that was calling the game, Daryl Strawberry,
No idea, some guy I believe, Daryl Washington. So then
they just replaced him with another USC quarterback. They brought
in Brady Quinn. Brady Quinn went to Notre Dame.
Speaker 2 (32:04):
Yeah, another quarterback. Yeah, but did they even reference it.
Speaker 1 (32:10):
There's no way, I know the morning show did Fox? Yeah,
that morning they go terrible tragedy. We are all still
learning the information. Our thoughts or prayers are with the
family of Mark Sanchez in that entire situation. So they
actually kind of sided a little bit with Mark Sanchez.
So that's why people were going crazy.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
That's a bad look. Well, yeah, it's a bad look,
and they tried to go vague on it.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
But on Saturday night we knew that he was there
was a serious situation. Yeah, because my wife sent it
to me, so I knew the articles was going to change.
I was slurred there for a second.
Speaker 2 (32:43):
You were it sounds like you've been drinking. My whole
thing is so he's gonna wake up, and now this
is what we're gonna is gonna happen, in my opinion,
what I think we're gonna have. Mark Sanchez is going
to come out with a statement. I don't think he'll
like I don't think he'll stand up and have a
press conference.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
Seven fifty Saturday night, we knew the real story. The
man had reportedly tried using pepper spran Sanchez. Sanchez was
arrested at the hospital, so that night we knew it,
and then Fox still decided the next day to go
with that fire in prayers with Sanchez.
Speaker 2 (33:14):
And I think he's gonna come out and he'll say, listen,
I obviously had too much to drink. I'm checking myself
into rehab. Boom. I needed. This is something I've been
running for him for a long time. This really opened
my eyes to the issue I have with alcohol. And
(33:34):
we'll see him in six months.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
And the two things you take from this guy's alcohol
is dangerous. Make sure your inner circle is as tight
as it possibly can be. Let's not shoot the tequila.
You never know how crazy you can get. People have
their alter ego when they take tequila. Maybe he was
doing tequila. I've seen ads on his Instagram. This is
all alleged speculation. Looks like he's maybe at times partner
with a tequila company, So alleged speculation in my opinion.
(33:59):
But my point is this guys in an instant, it
can all change. And also maybe he thought a little
bit he was getting away with murder. Not literally, but
easiest job in the world. You're a quarterback. You already
know what offense defense looks like. You know a guard,
you know a tackle. Learn a couple of players' names. Okay,
what's his name, Danny Dimes, cool receiver, Oh yeah, Pittman,
Tyler Warren.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
And then what's on the other side of the ball.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
The Jets, Oh, I know all them. I used to
play with the Jets. A lot of you guys are
still there. Okay, perfect, I don't even got a study. Awesome,
Fox is gonna fly us in on Friday. Cool, get
drunk that night, do a little bit of game tape
the next day.
Speaker 2 (34:32):
What a cush job. It's wild.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
So he had to have been thinking, Man, I get
paid to do this. I get hammered with my boys
on the tab. They said, we can spend it with
a per diem of five hundred dollars and we got room.
They don't want you to have a room Saturday night,
can't check in until like two in the afternoon.
Speaker 2 (34:48):
That's not good for your hosts.
Speaker 1 (34:49):
So they get him the room the night before, go
to a cool city like Indianapolis. Hit up a couple
of boys from USC. Hey, man, you're stilling town, dog, Yeah, man,
I live here with the family.
Speaker 2 (34:57):
Cool. You think you can sneak out for night. Great. Yeah,
there's a little tab and in between the Marriotte and
the Western.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
Yeah, it's great. And then I'll run some gassers after
you head out. So he had it made in the shade.
Wonder how long he was doing this where he would
go in get hammered. The one night recover you have
the recovery period and then you're still able to broadcast.
Has there ever been anything where Man, he was a
little slurring on the broadcast on Sunday.
Speaker 2 (35:19):
It's a great question. He was always good to go
go review the game tape. Maybe Saturday night is a
non drinking night. Maybe he drinks Friday night, gets it
out of his system. Saturday night he goes to bed early.
But all we learned from the situation is, don't do
gassers after you've been drinking. It'll get you in trouble.
Do not try to do sprints after you went to
the bar. Doesn't end well.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
I was like, man, I'm always strict on myself with
the Big Show. I like to stop drinking on Friday
night at nine pm, so make sure I'm good for Monday.
I'm like Mark Sagez was drinking forty eight hours before
he's going to a national TV and he was hammered
on tequila.
Speaker 2 (35:57):
Bro I don't even talk on the BHO and I'm worried.
Just I mean unbelievable.
Speaker 1 (36:07):
I mean not only I mean that that kicked off
an unbelievable, crazy Sunday of football show.
Speaker 2 (36:15):
We'll take a break we'll right back. But I mean,
here's the deal.
Speaker 1 (36:21):
And also, you never really know what's going on until
a police report gets filed or until something really big
hits the news. I mean this there's all like the
CEO banging that chick at the old Coldplay concert. You
never know this stuff going on until it hits the news,
and then it hits the nose and you're like, man,
that's how the other half the world's living. She was
(36:43):
getting slitty in downtown Indianapolis running sprints to sober up.
Speaker 2 (36:49):
I gotta respect that, dude.
Speaker 1 (36:51):
I actually wouldn't mind putting that, integrating that into my lifestyle.
After a little no, you would downtown head back to
the country. You've seen my driveway, and you would fall
down on your face. You would even know about it
unless it hit the news.
Speaker 2 (37:03):
I mean you would have. You would come in with
freaking Bobby Atrino Road, rash on your face. What happened?
Oh man, Baser and I got back from Broadway and
I was doing casters. I mean that's something. I mean,
I just can't convention. This is a new event, Coaches
Convention five. We're gonna get hammered, no, and then we're
gonna go in the alley and we're gonna do our
(37:24):
forty times, can you imagine? And we'll have it. We'll
do the Mark Sanchez tribute at the convention. You think
he does any jail time. Oh, man, I don't know
rich people, they don't ever do jail time. They get
off pretty easily.
Speaker 1 (37:43):
You plea down to give that guy half a million,
he gives them.
Speaker 2 (37:46):
That guy a million bucks and he's on probation for
a year. But man, this Mark Sanchez has a kid.
I mean, you're you wake up and your dad is
all over the news for getting knifed because he decided
to try to beat up an old man. What a
wild story.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
It's one of those where you go, man, I actually
kind of need to chill out a little bit.
Speaker 2 (38:06):
Wow that got nuts. Uh yeah, I was. I'm never
drinking again. Two days later, let's get it back on
the bottle.
Speaker 1 (38:13):
She say, if your chick yelled at you on Friday
night for having a couple too many with the boys,
be like, honey, I mean there's other people that got
a little worse on a Monday morning, guys, not you
with your chick telling you to cut back on the
Jaeger bombs.
Speaker 2 (38:29):
You know what you didn't do that.
Speaker 1 (38:32):
You know, maybe you raise your voice a little bit,
or maybe you didn't close your tab and they hit
you with a twenty percent tip.
Speaker 2 (38:38):
You didn't pull a Mark Sanchez. Just tell your chick that.
Speaker 1 (38:40):
Hey, you remember you remember Friday night when you were
telling me and Justin we were loud playing beer pong.
I didn't pull a Mark Sanchez. I didn't beat a
sixteen nine year old man with his own steering wheel.
Speaker 2 (38:51):
How could you forget the milk? I texted you two
times grab milk on the way home. Well, honey, I mean,
is it really that bad? I didn't go Mark Sanchez
on people? That's all you gotta say. I mean, that's
all you have to be like. Look, compare like you're lucky.
Then I'm not as bad as Mark Sanchez. You could
have been visiting me in the hospital with stab wounds
to my chest.
Speaker 1 (39:12):
You got a drinking problem. I think I counted that
you drink four white claws before we even went to church.
Speaker 2 (39:18):
Honey, did you not see the news.
Speaker 1 (39:20):
Mark Sanchez took a crow bar and beat an old
man that was delivering grease to the Weston.
Speaker 2 (39:26):
I mean, who would you rather have me or Mark Sanchez.
Speaker 1 (39:31):
Honey, this morning, Mark Sanchez woke up bloodied with handcuffs
and an sixty nine year old man on his rap
sheet that was just trying to clean out a kitchen's
grease pot. Good gosh, honey, I think it's okay if
I have a couple drinks on the patio on.
Speaker 2 (39:46):
A Friday night. Yeah. The Cavender Twins like, hey, Carson,
you cheated on me. He's like, but I didn't pull
up Mark Sanchez. Can we still be together? She's like, no,
I'm done with you. And he's like, all right, I'm
gonna turn back to Carson Beck and I'm gonna ball
out and I'm the best team in the freaking country.
People are like, but the butt fumble. Will never talk
about that again? No, No, we'll talk about the knife,
the chest knife. I mean, that's cuepler like butt fumble,
(40:08):
this career fumble, all legend, all legend. I mean, yeah,
did you watch college football?
Speaker 1 (40:17):
We watched it all day Saturday, all day Sunday. We
went to the mint in Kentucky. No crap, South Beach
was in town. He's a gambling addict. How's the sports book?
Speaker 2 (40:26):
Awesome? Awesome, awesome.
Speaker 1 (40:30):
I didn't gamble. How is the sports book? You got
a couple of minutes?
Speaker 2 (40:33):
Can I tell you this? Go ahead? I got a dude,
Let me sit, let me pull up a chair man.
I've got my frustration out on the Cardinals, and I'm
gonna try to move on in life. So I'm here.
Tell me a story.
Speaker 1 (40:43):
So South Beach plays four bets, lost him on. He
lost like four hundred dollars. Okay, that was the bad part.
You want to hear the good part.
Speaker 2 (40:49):
Yeah. So South Beach did a soccer bet.
Speaker 1 (40:51):
He did the over on Liverpool and somebody over two
in the first half it was one. So he lost
that one. He did Vanderbilt over randomly. I go, dude,
I saw Povey in person. He runs pretty slow.
Speaker 2 (41:00):
It's not a.
Speaker 1 (41:01):
Big time paced offense. He missed that one to Parlay.
I told him Florida. I told him Florida. And so
then in his final one was the Philly and Dodgers game,
Tescar Hernandez hit a three run homer.
Speaker 2 (41:12):
Screwed his final bet.
Speaker 1 (41:14):
As we're making plans, he goes, hey, man, you'll drive
back and cash this betting ticket for me on Sunday
and then you can just send me the money.
Speaker 2 (41:20):
And I go yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (41:21):
As we're having that conversation, Tescar Hernandez three run Homer.
Speaker 2 (41:24):
He had the phillies, so he.
Speaker 1 (41:26):
Lost four hundred. I didn't bet at all. We get there.
This is what happens when you don't bet. The gambling
gods shine down on you. I go beys or not betting.
She said, I don't feel good about this. You've been
seven months clean. I go, I can go to a
sportsbook and not gamble. They got a little pizza place there.
There are I took pictures. There are massive TV screens.
(41:48):
We were camped out there for three hours. Had an
old boy next to me tell me about how bets
can get voided. He goes, yeah, it was such a blowout.
They moved the quarters from twelve minutes to ten minutes.
Who knew that if they moved the time a game
has to go fifty five minutes for it to be
a legal bet. From two weeks ago, I think somebody
wax Kent State and avoided the bet five thousand dollars
bet oh because of the quarter he was betting five thousand.
(42:11):
Oh yeah, he wasn't messing around. He was a good
old boy. He'll be at the convention. I told him
all about its like downtown Nashville. You gotta come, man,
come down from Kentucky. I was like, it's beautiful land
over there. Okay, but South Beach were there. Now, I'm
not betting. I walked past the slot machine.
Speaker 2 (42:25):
There's a ticket.
Speaker 1 (42:26):
Oh no, no, no, there's a ticket in it. I'm in
a good mood. I just flip it over. I would
never look at a ticket because it's gonna be like
ten cents or whatever. Seventy five cents for free. Bab okay, boom,
I got seventy five cents. I am not kidding. Ten
minutes later, I'm just dicking around because I'm like, I'm
not betting.
Speaker 2 (42:44):
Was South Beach Towns of Soccer going. He's like, need
one more goal?
Speaker 1 (42:47):
Okay, one more goal, one more goal. I walk up
to this kiosk. You can bet on all these kiosks
like that. Or you can go to the window. They
have a window. They have a window. I love it
Southeast as for a TV to be put on, they
changed it for him.
Speaker 2 (42:59):
They so wait, you're their customer friendly there.
Speaker 1 (43:02):
Love it at they have three massive screens. They split
all those screens into sixteen games. They can divide the
massive ones into whoa, so you've seen the quad box.
Speaker 2 (43:14):
Yeah, this is quad times four box. Okay.
Speaker 1 (43:17):
So South Beach got the soccer on one little square
and I just go up one of the kiosks.
Speaker 2 (43:22):
Some dumb ass.
Speaker 1 (43:24):
When you place a bet, if you don't use all
your money, it just stays in there. And so some
dumbass left ten dollars on the kiosk. So I hit
cash out. The ticket shot at me. I go to
the front desk and they're like, what's up with this?
Speaker 2 (43:36):
And I was like, oh, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (43:37):
I uh, I don't know. As a yeah, you know,
it just shot the ticket out of me. Here you go,
here's your ten dollars shirt. So I've made ten dollars
and seventy five cents.
Speaker 2 (43:46):
Not betty.
Speaker 1 (43:47):
You are gambling like a pro man. So you are
profiting South Beach. There's one last one. It gets better. Oh,
it gets better. I go South Beach. There's horses here.
You lost your soccer bat. These football games didn't go
for like another hour. So I was like, dude, let's
go up with the ponies. Go up there, all redone.
The pony area is brand new. Oh still the same?
Speaker 2 (44:08):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (44:09):
Nine year old guys smoke the stogi's ripping darts. We're
the youngest people there.
Speaker 2 (44:14):
Go up to the front.
Speaker 1 (44:14):
DESKL Lady's like, oh my gosh, have you ever been
here before? I'm like, yeah, I can't, like a year ago.
Do you guys got to come back?
Speaker 2 (44:20):
I love you guys because we're the youngest guys. She's seen.
She's needing someone to talk to. It's brand new TV screens, simulcast.
Speaker 1 (44:27):
They got drink. They got a bar right there, go up,
get a drink. Three dollars for Coors Light. It is
they did it in a year. I was there a
year ago and they didn't have any of this.
Speaker 2 (44:36):
So'd you got? Did he bet some ponies? So he's
betting ponies?
Speaker 1 (44:39):
We had, we had Keenland, we had there was like
Bogleia or something.
Speaker 2 (44:44):
There was all kinds of race tracks.
Speaker 1 (44:45):
Where's the one in what's the one in Texas?
Speaker 2 (44:50):
Up there? Here we go?
Speaker 1 (44:51):
He had one in Florida, those ones in Florida that
he's used to because he's from Florida, And so I go, dude,
you can pronount Orchard Park.
Speaker 2 (45:00):
Let's go.
Speaker 1 (45:01):
So I go, dude, you can print out brochure and
you can see the speed of the horses. Oh, but
each one is fifty cents, so it adds up. He's so,
while we were there, he bet fifteen horse races. Okay, okay,
I'm like, dude, I'm not taking any winnings. It's all
your money. And so I go, give me the give
me the fifty cents because I'd gotten that free seventy
five cents. I go up to a little printer machine.
(45:23):
You enter the quarters in to get a print out.
Every printout's fifteen fifty cents, so it could add up.
That would have been like twenty bucks. That's a lot
of money. You put the fifty cents in and it
would fall out the bottom, so you'd get the print
out for free.
Speaker 2 (45:38):
Welcome to the world of not gambling.
Speaker 1 (45:41):
So we got twenty dollars worth of free programs. I
would put the fifty cents in and it would fall
out the bottom.
Speaker 2 (45:48):
I love it. He doubled up.
Speaker 1 (45:51):
He won one hundred and sixty horse betting. That is
what I was doing exact apparently you can do if
you could do a box. It just has to be
two of the three horses in the top three. I
never knew that. And then he was picking individual horses.
We had Seabiscuit going, you know what I like, I
like to do win play show. I like to bet
them and that way, if they get first, second, or third,
you win a bet, and if they win first, you
(46:11):
win all three of the bets.
Speaker 2 (46:13):
That's fun. I need to learn what a box and
like exact to box says, you have to pick like
you have to tell them it isn't exactly because he
hit none of those.
Speaker 1 (46:20):
No, No, you got you into a box in an
exact a box. Yes, exacta means it has to be
exactly what you say. Number two has to win, and
number three has to be number two. But he did
a box in only three and only two of them
had to be in the top three.
Speaker 2 (46:34):
That's what I'm talking about. So I didn't know about that.
I mean, it's been a while since I did a
couple of horses. When I was in Vegas, just waiting
watching a game and I didn't win either one blast and.
Speaker 1 (46:43):
Then we had to leave because I got this text.
It said, y'all at Kentucky Downs thought you were just
checking out the Mint sportsbook. I don't love this. Please
come back. I'm nervous, and I said sorry, I had
my phone off. I'm not addictive self, which was betting
the ponies. I didn't answer my phone, but then I
(47:05):
called her. I sent her the betting ticket.
Speaker 2 (47:08):
Seventy five cents winner. I'll tell you, I'll take you
out to dinner. Where these damn pictures at. Dude, you
gotta see it, man, I gotta see it. Man, I've
heard all about it and I haven't been able to
get up there. Look at this. God, let me see this. Yeah,
so just keep scrolling to the right. Let me see this,
key scrolling, let me see this, Let me see this. Mind.
(47:36):
They got chairs there, chairs, they got couches. Oh my god,
Oh my gosh, that is what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1 (47:50):
Wow, we gotta get you there, man, Wow, Ray did
you get off watching somebody else bet?
Speaker 2 (47:58):
Wow? Dude, this is nice. That's like Vegas, Dude, I
need to go. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (48:04):
I was impressed, honestly, I really was. The fact also
that we could, uh, I mean, we had a run
of the place and it.
Speaker 2 (48:12):
Was stadium seating, That's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1 (48:14):
So it was actually it was like row a seat twelve,
It was that many seats.
Speaker 2 (48:20):
No way, Yeah, we're gonna take a break. We'll be
right back, dude. I don't know what else. And then yeah, Saturday,
so we had soccer games, and then we're gonna be
at home right in time for the Vandy Alabama game.
I don't know when Texas played, if they played at
the same time, I don't know. They were getting boat raced.
(48:41):
They their defense couldn't stop a leak. Is what I
heard from batter's box. Is his report. He said, arch
Manning didn't look terrible, but the defense was so bad.
Speaker 1 (48:51):
I watched his seventeen minute recap of it. Arch had
some good runs. It was the score was worse than
the score.
Speaker 2 (48:58):
Oh, since it was bad. They got they got Dom
always behind. Yeah. And so we were heading home from
the soccer games, you know, and I'm like, all right, cool,
sit down, watch the little dro room football hang out. And
my wife's like, oh yeah, I forgot Jean Genie from
the PTO. She's having people over to her house, and
I told her we'd come over, Like, who the hell's Genie?
(49:21):
So always she's one of the ladies. I'm the PTO
that I know, and I'm like, hot, I don't know
who she is, right, I've never seen her. And she's like,
I think it'd be fun if we go over there,
and I'm like okay. So we stop at the house
and we get tennis shoes for the boys, get their
you know, shin guards and cleats off, pack them in
the car, and we drive over to Jeanie's house and
(49:44):
I walk in and it couldn't have been more awkward. No,
I didn't know soul there. There's all these people there.
I don't know a damn person. They're all talking to
each other like they've been best friends for years. They're
all hanging out and I'm like, oh man, how about bandy?
How they doing night? They turned around to talk to
other persons. Our age, you're older because they sound older.
Our age, A couple older, we're older. There was probably
(50:09):
fifty two kids running around that house. Felt like there
was just kids everywhere. And they had a night. They
had a TIV in the kitchen. That was cool, and
then they had a nice back patio set up and
that was pretty cool. Went out there. I had a
couple of you know, bruskis and touch of one guy
He's from England and so he didn't really much care
(50:30):
about football, but he was watching it. He would have
loved the Liverpool game. He had a Vandy shirt on.
He was cheering for Vandy because his wife's a big
Vandy fan. And we stayed and I was just like
about an hour and a half later, I was like,
all right, I think we can wrap this up. So
I got to watch a little bit of Vandy. But
it wasn't like a comfortable, like fun. It was like weird.
And these people it wasn't very welcoming because they all
(50:53):
seemed to know each other. They all had kids that
were older. And that's my baby boxing. Dad. Can we
go home? Mike White goes, there's no kids buying, Like
who cares, just freaking play. Your dad's here, Like, go
play with your brothers, do anything. Seeah, it was. It
was a weird game. But and then Alabama scores that
meaningless touchdown at the end, I mean meaningless touchdown could
(51:16):
have gone down. He's like, now I'm gonna get my touchdown.
That's it. But Miami is the best team. They are awesome.
South Beach got hit.
Speaker 1 (51:24):
It was twenty eight and it pushed on the first half,
so he was feeling great, we drive home, He's all
into good spirits. They didn't score the entire third quarter,
so then his over was screwed. But he had won
the first half. And then I don't think they scored
a point in the third, and so then during the
fourth we didn't even turn it on. But Vandy apparently.
Speaker 2 (51:41):
Great first never showed, no show second half. And someone said,
I don't know if I read this right. Texas and
Penn State both out of the top twenty five siga later,
did you see the Penn State game? Oh, Nico Imamaliava,
What the hell? I gotta love UCLA.
Speaker 1 (51:56):
They don't storm in the field because there's no fans
to go to the games. Why would you ever go
to Ucla? They won, no storming. There was only like
thousand fans there and.
Speaker 2 (52:07):
They were mostly Penn State people. And UCLA almost gave
it up.
Speaker 1 (52:10):
One of their players instead of getting the first down,
he thought he had the first down.
Speaker 2 (52:15):
And he dove to the ground.
Speaker 1 (52:16):
No, he dove a yard short. U CLA got lucky.
They just you got to watch a highlight of this.
They just the final minute a half, they almost gave
the game up. Oh my gosh, it would have been colossal.
But then they pulled it off.
Speaker 2 (52:29):
Nico. Props to him, Man, UCLA, congratulations. Yeah, and that's
all I really watched. I mean, Carl I still yeah,
but yeah, man, what a weekend. Man, you had a
great week. You did not tell me you win sportsbooking? Yeah?
It Uh, it didn't go over well.
Speaker 1 (52:45):
We were having We had some stuff going on with
the family, and I said, baser, if I'm responsible, if
I do not gamble, if I stay strong to the
seven month clean, can I take South Beach to the
casino in South Beach?
Speaker 2 (52:58):
Loved it the whole way there. I had no idea
this was here.
Speaker 1 (53:02):
I'm like, yeah, dude, I wanted to surprise you. Man,
happy freaking birthday. Did Justin go with you now? But
he would have, he would have if he would have
been at the house, he was for sure. But he's
with McKitty downtown.
Speaker 2 (53:12):
Yeah. That was a little weird. That was little strange
that Justin was a MCKITTI you were with South Beach.
I thought you guys would all be together. But whatever, man,
Tomato tomato, what a weekend?
Speaker 1 (53:22):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (53:22):
All right? Anything else? Trying to think the lady.
Speaker 1 (53:29):
I had a beer, and at the casino you can't
bring in outside beer now I know that, so she
made me throw it away in the trash can there.
Speaker 2 (53:37):
Yeah, they have the security at the front.
Speaker 1 (53:39):
Right, They do not check id's. They do check id's, Okay,
not that that matters, yeah, right, And it is very welcoming.
Some of those slots are so beautiful.
Speaker 2 (53:50):
Oh they are. They make those great, great, great colors,
and they make the greatest noises.
Speaker 1 (53:56):
People were winning, and Baser goes, what was the biggest
temptation the ponies, the sports book or the slots? And
I said that huff and puff slot was looking pretty tempting.
You mean the puff where the they blow down the house.
Speaker 2 (54:16):
I've never seen it. Oh my, oh it's a dragon. No, no,
it's a wolf.
Speaker 1 (54:20):
It's a wolf and hews and it has to blow
down the house. And you wanted to blow down every house.
And that's how you win a million. And that thing
was blowing on Saturday. It was huffing and puffing. But
I didn't play it. I didn't play it.
Speaker 2 (54:37):
I watched it blow some other guy. Yeah, all right,
have a great Monday.
Speaker 1 (54:45):
Got a mixed drink. They had white claws at everything
and everything. They had a pizza place right there on
the corner, but we decided to We ended up going
at the local spot.
Speaker 2 (54:53):
But it looked like a really good Wow. We need
to get back there, man, We need to get back
there real soon.
Speaker 1 (54:59):
Well I hope this kids spas are on board. It
was very romantic, really like like romance was in the air.
Speaker 2 (55:06):
Yeah. I could see that. I need that in my life.
South Beach.
Speaker 1 (55:11):
We got there, man, he had one minute until the
soccer game started. He had to hit the soccer. I've
never seen a guy get a bet off when we
walked in the door. He had like one minute to
get the bet off. Sprints to the front person, gets
the game on the TV and bets the over and
went under. But he got that bet in Liverpool and Arsenal.
(55:35):
I'm glad to see South Beach is still in shape
and after get Chelsea. Okay, South Beach, good, he's great.
He's he's been lifting again. Oh good, yep, he's in Jacksonville. Okay, yeah,
yeah
Speaker 2 (55:48):
I want to get down there, man,
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