October 15, 2025 • 49 mins
In this episode Ray talks about the moment he learned about French Kissing and how it changed him life for the better after that. Lunchbox has proof that miracles do happen and he is celebrating after an incredible Bears win. Cyber Bullying is a big issue right now in America and Ray has once again been the victim of online abuse. Also Ray talks about how he used to smell like urine in college and Lunchbox's Grandma gave him a pair of jeans he never had the heart to wear.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, got my feelings hurt again? Oh no, foreshadowing. We'll
talk about it later. I didn't know you got your
feelings for in the comment section. Oh no, you want
to hear it now.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
I kind of do. But I do have a question
for you.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Yeah, do you believe in miracles? Do you believe in miracles? Betting?
I'm guessing you want to bet? No better than winning
a bet ray dude, You're worse than South Beach and
(00:37):
my buddy Danny, he was on tilt last night betting
e sports. You want to bet? Do you believe in miracles? No?
Speaker 2 (00:43):
The question I had for you is, do you believe
in miracles?
Speaker 1 (00:49):
All right? You want a five teamer? You want a quarterback?
Bet No. I won my Sore Losers fantasy football matchup.
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
He had DJ Moore and Crosskey Merritt going into Monday night.
He needed fourteen points.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
DJ Moore comes out in the first half and has
like forty five yards receiving on six catches.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
You're almost screwed. And Krosskey Merrick gets the ball. He
funn us funbs.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
And then they start using Jeremy McNichols, and then the
Bears defense rises up and starts defending the runs, as
you ain't running that.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Ball down our throats.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
We went in the bye week and we figure something
out and I won by two point two points.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
It's America. Somebody in our league is starting Crosby Merritt. Stop.
That guy's like twentieth in the running for Rookie of
the Year. I am just over the moon.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
After that Thursday night, I came in here on Friday
and I was ready to retire.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
From fantasy football.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Then I made the absolute stupidest decision I've ever made,
and I started Justin Fields and Mason Taylor, I mean
deadly combo over there in England, and they had forty
four yards of passing offense, so you know, there wasn't
much to go around. And for the grace of the
Lord above in the fantasy world, do you believe in Marya.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
That's gotta feel good. What's not good is Batter's Bach,
lunch Bock and Sison and Justin All making the playoffs.
This is not a good look because our listeners are
gonna hate us. Yeah, they will hate us now we
pleased them.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
I will say that I feel bad because I didn't
realize he did have a Buka and Abuka did get hurt. Yeah,
and so so that was one huge thing on my
end that I got a reprieve from him because Abuka
didn't get many points. So I am sorry for Abuka.
I hope he heals nicely his hamstring. He's out because
I have him in other leagues. But yeah, it was amazing.
(03:16):
I can't believe I won. And it's like one. It's
those wins like that that make you reinvigorated for the
stretch run of the second half of the season and
you're ready to take it up the middle and take
it outside and run, run, run, run, and march your
way to the playoffs. But stupid, get off my TDS
one again at two points, send out the high point.
(03:38):
We won our ten dollars, I mean, get off my TDS.
Bjeon Rominson goes off our thirty and they win by
two points and so they remained in first place undefeated.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Rip can't be look at the power akings. Templeton Terriers
are number two. Like to get off my TV just
gets lucky. We've outscored them by so much. We're all
top five though ish you me box, other box, we're
all top five out of forty eight teams. I mean,
we've just crushed every temble died terriers are putting up
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one hundred and fifty a game. We got guys on
our bench putting up twenty. I got the tally this
running back. All of a sudden, he's about to be
Derrick Henry.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Yeah, I mean, oh my gosh, what what I mean?
It was just amazing. It was an amazing day. It
was an amazing night. It was an amazing night because
a couple of weeks ago, we got an email into
the Sore Loser's email box and it was from a
dude out in Cali and he was talking about, hey, lunch,
we really need to pick it up on our pick
(04:40):
em picks because we're he wrote me into this league
where you just picked the winners that's it every week,
and he was like, we were really slacking on that.
And also, can we get some a shout out for
my boy Revis's birthday Revis Island.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Also, what do you gotta do like eleven and two
each week to probably win it? Right?
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Well, there's like, ah, eleven and two, there's more games
than that, so it depends, well, it depends how many
buys there are. And so this week last night, I
was in second place going into last night, and your
boy had confidence in the Atlanta Falcons.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
He had Atlanta Falcons.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
To win, to win, to win the game, and he
had the Chicago Bears to win the game. And so
I vaulted from second place to first place for the week,
and I won me seven hundred and fifty Smacker rules.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Do you believe in miracles? Called the Bears on our
tech thread. I have receipts. Danny had a seven hundred
dollars that he could win. I told him, cash out
for four account you're winning. Go with the Bears. The
Commander's got two receivers down. They didn't have the ghost
of McLaurin, who wants fifty thirty seven million, And they
didn't have the ghost of Debo.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Yeah, you know what the rule is. The rule is
if someone misses training camp, if they hold out in
training camp because they want more money, you never draft
him in fantasy because you know what happens. They always
hurt a hammy or something in their first couple of games.
That's why my favorite player, Scary Terry to draft in fantasy.
(06:16):
You can go look at all my rosters and Scary
Terry is not on a single freaking one. And I
knew coming off to buy the Bears were gonna look sharp.
And did we look sharp?
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Did we get it into the ren zone and get
screwed by the reps when he threw a beautiful drop
it in the bucket touchdown pass to Romaduze and he said, uh, sorry,
illegal formation.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Wrong.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
The dang lineman was there, his helmet was past the centers,
but it was fine. But whatever we said, We're okay.
And Jade and Daniels fumbles the freaking football with just
over two minutes to go, and I'm freaking out. And
then I gotta rely on Jake Moody, the kicker that
the forty nine ers cut because he missed so many
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field goals and he had already got one blocked. And
it's a downpour in RFK Stadium, and I'm like, oh,
for the love of God, joke Moody, please, And I'm like,
get it closer, get it closer, because we're at fifty
four yards. Okay, it's a fifty two yard field goal.
Oh my, get more yards. I'm screaming at the TV.
The last two minutes. I'm pacing back and forwards in
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front of the TV.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
I am up, I.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Am sitting there going Come on, baby. DeAndre Swift cos
on the right side, gets nine yards.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Let's go.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Please don't hold, please, no holding, please, no holding. And
then Kayla Williams takes the snap. Don't fumble it. He
kneels it down. Three seconds to go. Here comes Jake
Moody and I'm like, for the love of.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
God, Moody down the middle. Bears win, Bears win. Caleb
Williams said he didn't even know that guy. And guys
just a little bit of note taking. Terry McLaurin was
set at about twenty three twenty six minus. And here's
why you don't get greedy. You don't try to get
happier than happy. He wanted dk Metcalf money, so he
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wanted thirty three million. He ended up getting twenty nine million.
So was that six million worth? All the hubbub, the
weeks of sitting out, causing their own team to maybe
some infighting, to maybe reach out and see for trades,
all of that equated to a disaster of a season
for Scary Terry. It is Halloween's seison. It is his
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sison and he's not even playing. Guys, if you're at
work right now and you're trying to make equivalent to
our truck drivers, it would be the six million is
six dollars. If you're trying to get six dollars more
an hour, it's not worth it. Let Scary Terry be
the cautionary tale. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
I mean, I'm texting Batter's Box last night, and I
mean I'm flipping between the games and Blake Snell Oh
my god, he was dealing. I mean, when Blake Sneill
is pitching, well, it is a thing of beauty. He
was almost unfreaking hittable. It was just like boom, drop it,
boom strike, boom strike the dude that can usually in Tampa.
(09:06):
But don't they only let pitch four innings. He goes
eight innings of unhittable freaking ball.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Yeah, I mean it is.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
And what's crazy is the Brewers pitchers were matching them
just boom, but the Brewers were getting nobody on base.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
There was never any danger.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
And I'm gonna tell you what, when someone is pitching
like that, it is so fun to watch.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
It's a romantic sport. It really it. That's what I'm saying,
it's not football. Hang em, bang on you got, you're
gonna rope that calf. They're gonna ride this effing horse.
The Titans are gonna ride Bollard hoo, fumble on the ground.
It's gone. Camp Ward has got the ball on the
ground and they just hit him in the ground like
(09:48):
a O. What cow, Guys. Football is just banging and
just very sexual. Baseball is romantic. And that's why, yes,
sitting down with a tail and you're just watching a
romantic sport. It is a lot more of a relaxing
thing to watch as much as tennis and golf.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Over to you, man, and then you fired your coach
man yesterday. How do you feel about that announcer? We
got rid of the guy, probably Callahan. Remember we brought
him in here with that other guy. He was he
followed Prable.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
We're gonna miss him up in New England. But Callahan
with four nineteen, it's not gonna cut it. It's not
gonna cut your meat. That's not Wago meat. That's just
some crappy beef you get at Walmart. Have a good one. Callahan.
We're probably gonna replace him with John Crudin We're probably
gonna replace him with the guy in Green Bay. We're
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probably gonna replace him with James Franklin. We're probably gonna
replace him with Peyton Manning.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
And those are some horses. You want to ride those horses.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Man, I gotta hear that announcer again Sunday against the Patriots.
I gotta go for a drive.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Yeah, I mean, I saw him flipping through sports last
night and I text Batter's Box. I'm like, man, took
Atlanta to win. Really need them to win. I said,
Chiefs might be the only good in the team in
the AFC. Chiefs are it. I really need the Falcons
to win this game, like it would be huge.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
You alive?
Speaker 2 (11:24):
And then earlier I had texted him, Yes, Jake Moody's awesome.
Now an update EF Jake Moody. And then the commander's
drive down touchdown, I said, f the Bears, we suck,
We're done, we are who we thought we were. And
then we drive down touchdown. Bears are back, Bears are back,
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terrible effing two point attempt.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
We suck.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Then he replies, Alive Moody. Then a roughing the passer
call on the Bears. I say, horrible call. I say,
you back, Dang, you're dead again. Oh my gosh, Eving
drop across the middle. That was gonna be a TD
that we were on our own, like eight yard line.
Zukakis is going across the middle. Caleb leads them perfectly.
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I mean, there's nothing but green grass. It's gonna be
a race to the end zone. Ninety two yards and
he drops it. Yep, and I'm like, blanking idiots. Third
and eighteen and we give them a first down.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Yes for.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Bears, get it, let's go. He's not responding to any.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Of these because it's not the Niners.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Kid, and he goes wow. I said, Bears win, Bears win,
And he said, Swift looks good.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
All right, you're yelling too much. You're gonna lose your voice.
And Batter's box is in a dark place. The Niners suck.
His fantasy football team got bent over. And I'm assuming
his family life and job ain't great.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
I don't know, man, No, his family life seems to
be going good. I got a text from his son
asking hif I could donate money to his school for
his fun run last week. So I think they're doing
all Righteah, the money's going to the school or it's
going to the house. I don't know one of the two.
But it was a freaking great night. I mean, I
feel so good about the Bears winning. Now we have
the Saints coming to town and we freaking I mean,
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DJ Moore had to go to the hospital. That's a
little bad news. But I mean, then the winning the
fantasy team. I thought I was gonna lose my second
in a row and it was just gonna be a
season just cliff falling and no one cares, but I care,
and it feels so good.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
It feels good. But I don't want you to start
chasing because it. Let's be real. In Vegas, you won
money and then your fantasy team had a turnaround. You
won some pick them for five hundred, you won some
touchdown thing for twelve hundred. That's good money. And now
I think you're just gonna be in the day to
day dabbling of gambling, and next thing you know, in
a month, you've lost all those winnings. No, no, the
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pick I'm in it. Every week.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
You pay like one hundred and fifty dollars.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
At the beginning of the season, your ball tied to
something that's gonna make you addicted? Are you an idiot? Yes?
Speaker 2 (14:05):
That's why I come here, is to do things like that.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
The sad thing is the average person that's gonna have
these winnings is gonna lose him by the end of
the season. And that's the damn truth.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
But that's the great thing is let me check my venmo.
Let me see if I've been paid today.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
Send me and Justin are ten apiece for high score.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
If you read the email I said, it'll be sent
at the end of the season, I did you. Hey,
I did do a good job the first two weeks
of sending it out, but I haven't done it since
because I haven't.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Oh there it is week six, five seventy.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Feel so good, Feel so good.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
You got some money in that Venmo. I would be
locking your doors.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
Oh man, wow, it was. It was an emotional night.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Man.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
We should probably start the show though. Yeah, I mean,
what a miracle. I mean, miracles are just the fantasy
miracle never had. That's one of those ones you just
you just had to count your lucky stars. And David Dang.
I used to call him Dong, but now I know
it's Dang. He got on the Facebook page he was like,
I cannot believe I got beat by Justin Fields and
Mason Taylor, and I said, hey man, typic cap great battle,
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but do.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
You believe it? Barrigles, here's the good news. You're not
gonna be able to gamble in LA. You're not legally
allowed to do it sports gamble in California. So you're
gonna need to take four days off, get clean, and
then come back next week. Maybe you do a Titans
bet on Sunday.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
If I come back on Sunday, I will definitely be
betting on the New England Patriots. Mike Rabel is going
to run it up. He wants to send a message
to the Titans in the front office and the owner
Amy shrunk it that hey you fired me, you idiot,
look what you could have had.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
And the Patriots are gonna roll the Titans.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
And I understand you're gonna have an interim coach. There's
gonna be a bunch of trick plays and all this.
But trick plays, dick plays, it don't matter. The Titans
are so bad, who are they gonna throw the ball
to Aguonglo and Arroyo, Tyler Lockett and Dyke Van Jefferson
has been in Van Jefferson Dyke just runs the ball
back and your thing about Rabel does he get a
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standing ovation when he comes back to Titanville, They're gonna
have signs we want you back, come back to Tennessee.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
We lost the Big three, Coach of the Year, rookie
coach of the year turnaround. We lost Derrick Henry, and
we lost A. J. Brown and Tannehill and Maya and
Mayonnaise sponsorship deal. Yeah, so all right, let's start the show. Man,
my hand warmer just died. Can I brow that pin
over there? Man?
Speaker 2 (16:37):
No, there's a pin on the side of the board.
I need that pin?
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Ray? Can I write with battery acid? Thanks? Man? Now,
let's start the show. All right, We're gonna do it live.
We oh the one two so loser? What up, everybody?
I am lunchbox.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
I know the most about sports, so I give you
the sports facts, my sports opinions because I'm pretty much
sports genius.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
What's up, y'all? It is Sison. I'm from the North.
I'm in Alpha Male. I live on the North side
of Nashville with Baser, my wife, two acres, two kids
at Vanderbilt justin Please check on them. And I'll probably
die of a heart attack when I'm seventy two and
a half coach over to you. I got some unfortunate news,
and then I also have some more unfortunate news.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Well, we'll take a break and I'll hear all about
it right after this. Do you want to do your
feelings hurt? Unfortunate news? What would you like to do?
Speaker 1 (17:27):
First? Man, unfortunate news. We had two deer die near
our house and they died together. They were laying right
next to each other, and I've never seen two of
them in the same spot die, so it tells me
they died together. And it could also be the deer
that we've been feeding that come into our property every night,
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and our corn is what cauds and led to their death.
So I may be getting investigated by like Mark Sanchez. Well,
let me say this baser found out about it, and
she just texts me and she goes, two deer died
by her house. My heart hurts. I was gonna tell
her to go the other route so she didn't see it,
But then I knew she would know that I'm trying
to keep her from something. They've been dead there for
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two days, and I think it's the damn corn that
got burnt this summer and that ends up getting fed
to animals. That damn corn that was in our yard.
Is is the weapon? Dang dude?
Speaker 2 (18:24):
And then do you think one died and the other
one died of a broken heart? You hear that sometimes, Like.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
Bro, I think they were honestly walking together and a
car hit them, because I mean, they're they're touching where
they're laying right now on the road. So I was
like the mom and the baby. I almost want to say, oh, man, oh,
it's bad, Oh it's bad. I knew Beazer was going
to see it, but it would have been too obvious
if I go, hey, go the other direction. They're they're
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asphalting our road randomly, but you won't be able to
see it.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
That's like yesterday we were driving back from White House
Pumpkin Patch. I had the wife, the three kids in
the call, driving sixty five north and there was a
dead deer on the left shoulder. Man, I served and
oh no, no, I just I was hoping no one
would see it. And baby box from the back, Oh
my gosh, did you guys see that dead deer?
Speaker 1 (19:17):
Oh? I can't believe that it was dead right there
on the road. He was huge. Now it was a pillowcase.
Another two. I didn't see it. Can we turn around?
Where's the dead deer? And he was like, I couldn't
believe there was a dead deer right there in life.
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
My wife's like, oh yeah, we saw it, man, we
saw it, poor deer. And he was like, how did
he get on the road. And I'm like, I don't know,
bud Well, why is it just laying there?
Speaker 1 (19:44):
Why don't they move it? I don't know, dude. He
was like it was dead and I.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
Was like, yeah, it was dead, man, it was a
dead deer.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
You gotta teach him about death.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Yeah, well they know about death because our dog Waldo died,
so they know about death. They seen it up close.
But man, that was rough. But yeah, so you saw
two dead deer. I saw a dead deer. And let
me tell you that. Driving north man, I don't know
how you do it every day? Do you go where
they've ripped up the highway? Yes, they tore my god,
they have ripped the ass out of the highway. They
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have ripped it up, and it is such an annoying
like are they adding more lanes.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
What are we doing? Yes ever since I drove and
live in the country, they're now gonna make that six lanes.
We live in the next big city, Indian Lake connected
to Nashville. It's all gonna become one Indian Lake Nashville.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
It's been a while since I've been up north, and
maybe the last time I went, I went in a
different direction because I don't remember the road being torn
up like that. And I drove yesterday and I'm like,
are you serious? They have just ripped it to shreds.
It won't be ready for another two and a half years.
I feel like, I'm like, I do not need to
come north for another two and a half years until
this is fixed. It reminds me of a college driving
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from Austin, Texas to San Antonio and they were ripping
up I thirty five and my buddy's dad, chess Day's
dad going, well, man, at least you know they're redoing
thirty five, so it'd be easier commute for you when you,
you know, come home every once in a while. They
didn't finish that crap until two years after I was
out of college. Two years after I was out of college,
so I never got the benefit. All I got was
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construction every time, and that's what you're dealing with.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
And I don't know how you do it every day. Yeah,
thanks man for your concern. That was the bad news
to keep the segment sad, Can I please talk about
my comments that I stumbled upon?
Speaker 2 (21:36):
Oh so this is your feelings being hurt? Yes, okay,
and let me hear it, please, Ray decent segue.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
So I get on social media and I see a
comment about the podcast, the Sore Losers Podcast. Yeah, and
it says, hey, you guys all need to listen to
Sore Losers podcast. Lunchbox is on there and he's great.
Rai's on there and he's great. Okay, And then the
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person not even finishing their sentence says, well, actually, Ray
did talk way too much before, but now he doesn't
talk as much and I can actually stand him. And
then they ended the sentence. Then we have another chimer
in and they said, yeah, you're right, Ray did talk
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a little too much before, but now he's tolerable because
he's not talking as much. So then I want to
chime in and comment why not can't I be a
chimer in or this is my audio version of the comment.
So I can can't talk too much or I'm annoying.
I can't talk not at all. Because they said they
like me and they said I'm great. I have to
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find the just right amount of talking where they find
me hilarious and not annoying.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
Thanks, well, I would say, so far into this podcast,
we're twenty two minutes in, twenty three minutes in, you've
talked a lot, so maybe calm it down a little bit.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
So. But also then I wonder did the did they
have a radio degree like me? I don't have communication studies.
How are they these experts on the proper amount of communication?
So but I've got to find now every podcast that
happy medium because of two chimer inners that said too much,
no bueno, too little, not enough in the middle, just right.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
Man, I don't know why you see this is your problem.
You worry about the comments. If they had a podcast
that was winning awards, if they were one of the
top rated podcasts in iHeartMedia, then you can maybe listen
to them. Or if you you know, had a president,
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you know coming in here and telling you, hey, you
need to speak less, uh, then you can understand that.
But until they have a podcast that is rated in
the top six hundred of podcasts and iHeartMedia and has
about one thousand, two hundred and sixty two listeners per week.
Until they get to our level, then I wouldn't take
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their feedback.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
You want to know the good news. Yeah, Kevin sends
us a picture and iHeart was having some sort of
convention in a major city and I would say, on
this this pull down, what is the thing in your
guy's backyard? Do you guys go projector screen? Projector's projector screen.
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There's about twenty sports podcasts and of those twenty is
a mini little logo of our podcast. We did make
the bottom left corner half of it. They cut half
the logo off, which is fine because Kevin said he
didn't even notice it when he took the picture. He
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said he happened to look back at the picture and
he was like, oh my god, the sore losers is
on that graphic. And he sent it to us and
we will post it on the instant Facebook today to
let you know that we have made the top six
hundred podcasts of iHeartMedia for sports and our fashion. I
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think Kevin immediately deleted the picture because it deleted on
my end, so I can't even see the picture anymore. What, right,
So I was hoping that you still have it. No,
I don't have it because say I send you a picture,
if I delete it on my end, it then deletes
it on yours. No. Yes, if I was to delete
our text messages or delete that original picture, it'll show
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up as just a blank graphic for you. So I
was almost a little too embarrassed to go up to
Kevin be like, hey, man, we liked that picture so much,
will you send it to us again?
Speaker 2 (25:50):
Man, the picture of our podcast being on the screen
auto deleted.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
Obviously you were clearing up storage and thought the picture
was complete as could you please.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
Try to find it? I I literally had no idea. Yeah,
So then I could never post it. And you know
what's crazy about him is he has twin kids that
are like six months old. Yes, and you know what
he don't told me he's doing this weekend. He's taken
them to the Patriots Titans game. That's a lot, right,
that seems miserable. Well, if him and his wife, if
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they each have the front loaders, the front the front
loaders are a must, like when you have new kids.
You gotta get that baby carrier thing or the rap thing.
My wife had the rap thing that.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
She like there.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
It's awesome because you don't feel like they're No, it's
like a it's almost like a hammock for the kids
on the front. It's like you wrap them around it.
It's like an a big old ace bandage and you
wrap it around in all these different ways and they
just sit there and it's like they love it.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
What do you do? You wrap it around your bottom?
Or no? I never I never used the a spandage.
I had like.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
A born baby born and it like it's where they
just you strap them in and you just carry them
and it's not even like they're there. But to take
two six month olds trekking through downtown Nashville across the
pedestrian bridge into that Nissan Stadium, that seems like a lot.
And they never wrote a book on parenting. And you've
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probably heard this cliche a million times. No, they have
written a lot of books on parenting.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Actually, you got the perfect parents, kids turn out to
be absolute crap. You got the worst parents, kid turns
out to be a genius and motivated. How do you
suppose where are you supposed to be as a parent.
Who knows, who cares, who says that Kevin's in the
wrong or right? Now you get a kid do a
football game.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
I never said it was wrong or right. I'm saying
for my own personal enjoyment of the game.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
Got it.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
It seems like, oh man, that is a lot to
go through to go watch your new England Patriots.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
I mean, you don't got to worry about the stadium
getting too loud.
Speaker 2 (27:59):
And you know what, he probably not worry about traffic.
Not gonna be a lot of people there.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
They will get waxed though, right.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
The good news is he doesn't have to buy the
kids anything from the concessions. He will save money there.
They don't eat No, they eat boom milk man or formula.
They can't be eating real food at six months, not.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
That I know of. So is would she then feed
them at the game? Oh yeah? Really yeah? One on
each one the broadcast accidentally gets a clip of that.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
Oh see, that's what they do do that sometimes.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
Man. I'll never forget.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
When I was like fourteen, I was at an Astros
game and I went up to go to the bathroom
and there was a lady with her boob out breastfeeding,
and I was like, what the hell is she doing here?
Speaker 1 (28:41):
At ant?
Speaker 2 (28:42):
Like in public breastfeeding?
Speaker 1 (28:44):
No, I've seen not. Now I think women they make
more stuff for women to cover up. When I was
a kid, dude, me and my brother, we would always
go staring at my mom, be like keep going keep
at Walmart. They were always hanging out. That's what I mean.
It was awesome as a kid. I mean I was like,
what is she? It was crazy. But at church, I
believe women went full front. They went full front.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
On my mom, like turn around, don't stare hey, smacking
in the back of the head. But at that age
I didn't realize it was a normal thing to do.
And I was just like, whoa. But now they have covers,
they have blankets, they have blue tints at all the
sporting at all football games for the moms.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
Yeah, they up in the concourse.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
You just go in the blue tint and no one
will look in there unless it's Brian Dable and get
her out here, get her out here.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
That was the right era for us because my dad
couldn't get away with looking at it, whereas me and
my brother we were just looking. We were surprised. We
were curious.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
We were like, man, what is that that? Oh, breastfeeding
on such a beautiful thing.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
I saw a lot of women breastfeeding elementary school, middle school,
and then they started to invent the bajorns and all
that stuff.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
Yeah, and now they got baby like blankets and it's like, ah.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
You'll sometimes see him at the airport, but Nolazier as
an adult, you can't really stare at the lady, but
you can do the stretch and look over like that
a nipple. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
And so the younger generation, the kids, you feel bad
for them because they're not going to get to see
that as often because women cover up now, so like
my boys, they won't be seeing that when they go
out in public. They won't get to experience.
Speaker 1 (30:12):
That so many And you're right in a baseball game,
because that's when they're not really going to be able
to keep the milk cold, right, So that's when they
have to.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
Explain the US and the kid gets hungry, like at
a football game, you gotta feed.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
The Rockies game. That was also the first time I
saw two dudes kiss. You told me about that. It
was you and your brother. It was we're maybe fifth grade,
fourth grade. It was you and your brother right me. No,
we watched it. Oh, I thought you guys kiss. We're
sitting there standing outside of Cooers Field. Obviously Dad had
us there four hours. They don't even open the gates
until two hours. Smart dad. We're just standing there in
front of Cooers Field and one guy hops out of
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the jeep. Oh, buddy must be dropping his buddy off.
Other guy hops into the other side of the jeep.
They start French kissing, and me and my brother and
my sister like, oh my gosh, Mom, those two dudes
are kissing and they are making out. Bro. I had
never seen two dudes kiss until that moment. Both of
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them in Taktops, Denver, Colorado. One of them's going to
the Rockies game. One is not well, the other one
maybe maybe it was parking the car had to go
to work, but they did the biggest French kissing.
Speaker 3 (31:20):
Really, whoa those two dudes are kissing.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
And my parents are shielding us. I'd opened my eyes.
I didn't know what dude on dude happened. I'd seen
boobs at Walmart. I hadn't seen two dudes kiss yet.
Your kids had seen the deer. They haven't seen the
boob's milk and they haven't seen the dudeses kiss yet. Wait. Wait,
that's an experience you think he yelled for the deer.
When me and Bro saw two dudes necking outside of
(31:44):
course field, it was normal kiss and then they went
mouth up. They went French kiss. Dude, like just grabbing
at each other. First time seeing two dudes kiss, you
couldn't skeep us from stick airing at him.
Speaker 3 (32:01):
It was dude, it was wild.
Speaker 1 (32:03):
In the nineties, two dudes downtown Denver kissing. It had
to have been ten am and they're going full tongue.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
Holy crap, you'll never get your first time, dude.
Speaker 1 (32:21):
The whole drive home, we had to have been asking
my parents about that. So why would guys kiss? Well Son,
Some people choose the alternative lifestyle? Did they've all have
rocky stank toms on? I remember it plays day at
Jeep Labrador retriever, nothing but tankies on, just kissing.
Speaker 3 (32:49):
Mama, dear ma.
Speaker 1 (32:51):
Almost two dudes are kissing. I mean we were two
feet away from him and they were just doing tongue.
We had never stared so intelly. We thought the boob
sucking was crazy.
Speaker 3 (33:06):
Two dudes are tongue sucking. We were from the small town.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
Dude, we didn't even have the internet, we didn't have
cable television. We did it. We hadn't seen anything, and
we see two dudes kissing. Bro, can you imagine how
much of an eye opener that was. I don't even
remember the score of the game, couldn't even tell you
what happened at the game, couldn't tell you no idea.
(33:35):
Two dudes kiss I didn't even know dudes kissed. Dude,
who even kisses like that? I've never french kissed my
wife saying goodbye to her. These two dudes outside on
Blake Street were necking for two minutes straight, Like, who
(33:58):
even does that? What are the chances? My dad has
us go four hours before the game and we see
the first time two dudes kids. They were probably here
some thing. They're probably newly dating. Yep.
Speaker 2 (34:13):
So that's when you use the french kiss your wife
goodbye when you were just dating, you would give her
some tongue as you're leaving.
Speaker 1 (34:18):
And it was probably a one night stand, or it
was one because why was the one guy going to
the game and the one guy wasn't Because I had
the dog in it. Take him the dog park, don't
It was like a Saturday. You got to think, though, well,
the fact that you say necking like you're ninety years old. Dude,
I still have that image in my head. I'll never
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get rid of it.
Speaker 2 (34:42):
Geez, I'll never get In middle school, like we there's
this dude. He would wear the bongo jeans that were
chick jeans. I think they're called Bongo or cheeko, I
don't know, but he wore the chick jeans and everybody like, man.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
You're wearing girl jeans. You're wear I mean he was
obviously those were girl jeans, though I thought it was like, uh.
Speaker 2 (35:05):
No, man, I don't THINKO was both not Jinko. I'm
telling you. It was some girl brand. And he would
wear him loud and proud, and we were just like, dude,
you're wearing chick jeans.
Speaker 1 (35:16):
Do you know? Really?
Speaker 2 (35:17):
Yes, I know, I'm wearing chick jeans. And we didn't
know what he We didn't realize he was gay. Obviously
he's gay, but I didn't know that at the time.
Bright I was just like, dude, You're like, what are
you doing?
Speaker 1 (35:29):
Oh man? We should have known he painted his fingernails. Dude,
I didn't tell you about the time I got busted
for wearing Abercrombie. What do you mean, I was in
middle school. I'd never want to hold on. Yeah, take
a break, tell me go for it, Dude, I told
you this man. We never went to Mal's. We never
(35:51):
had internet anything besides eBay and East Bay, So outside
of that, you weren't getting any clothes. Well, new kid
moved to school and he's wearing Abercrombie and Fitch, They're
wearing Hollister, They're wearing what was the other one? Air Apostel,
what American Eagle? What are all these brands? Well, we
go to them all a month later, and I go, mom,
(36:12):
I gotta get some of these designer clothes these kids
are wearing. So I go in in Abercrombie store and
I got me a long sleeve Abercrombie shirt freaking right
across the chest. Dude, Abercrombie. You don't see a problem,
do you. I'm not really catching it. So I go
back to school. I'd never worn anything designer. I didn't
realize there was a difference between Abercrombie and Fitch and
(36:35):
Abercrombie Abercrombie was the kids version, and I go into
middle school wearing an Abercrombie shirt. I shopped at Abercrombie
Kids Bro. I'd never got made fun of so much
for wearing designer clothes in my entire life. I'm the
only dumb ass it's wearing Abercrombie around school, and all
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these football players got Abercrombie and Fitch.
Speaker 2 (37:00):
I gotta be honest with you. I had no idea you.
I am forty four years old and I didn't know
there was a difference.
Speaker 1 (37:06):
Well, guess what you learn it real quick when you
walk into school and you wearn an Abercrombie shirt and
everybody's like this kid shopped at Abercrombie Toddlers. Dude, I
never wore that shirt again. Freaking burnt that thing. That's
what I get for a living in the country. Never
been to a mall before I go to Abercrombie Toddlers.
Speaker 2 (37:26):
It's like on t I'm like my grandma. She'd love
to take a shopping back to school shopping or we'd
go on Black Friday for Christmas shopping. And I don't
know which event this was, if it was back to
school shopping or if it was, you know, Black Friday shopping.
But my grandma gifted me a pair of red jeans
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because she liked the color.
Speaker 1 (37:51):
That's a tough ware.
Speaker 2 (37:53):
And I got those jeans and I was like, all right,
grandma likes them. I'm gonna wear these school. And I
put them in my drawer and I go one morning,
I pull them out and I look at those red jeans.
Speaker 1 (38:05):
I'm like, I'm gonna wear them tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (38:08):
And so the next day I got those red jeans out.
I looked at him. I'm like, it doesn't match his shirt.
I'll try tomorrow. I did that for seven days straight,
and then just decided, I'm never gonna wear those red
jeans in my life, Grandma. And so those red jeans
sat on the bottom of my drawer for two years.
(38:31):
I never wore them. I never told Grandma I couldn't,
I wouldn't wear them, that I didn't like them. I
just let her think that I wore those red jeans.
They never left the drawer after those first seven days.
The first seven days, I did pick them up and
look at them, but I could never in my heart
pull those on over my legs to wear them to school.
(38:52):
I couldn't do it. I couldn't do it. It's sort of
like when I was in college. Grandma and Grandpa used
to send me care packages, which was so them. They
would go to Sam's and they'd buy Sam's size of everything,
and you know what, they love to send me the
Sam's size of goldfish, brutal. Here's the problem. I don't
(39:12):
like goldfish. I think goldfish tastes like crap, not my snack.
But did I ever have the heart to tell Grandma
and Grandpa that I didn't like the goldfish.
Speaker 1 (39:22):
They just went on on a limb getting you an
entire box of goldfish.
Speaker 2 (39:26):
They just went out on a limb buying me snacks.
And there were some great snacks, the animal crackers. Oh
devoured those, but loved them. But the fish, though, But
the goldfish were not my thing. And I never told them.
And here, looking back, it's so stupid. It'd be like, hey, Grandma,
when you're getting snacks next time, maybe leave out the goldfish.
Don't really like them, That's simple. Yeah, And they would
(39:47):
have loved to and they would have sent me something else,
but instead I gave them away every time, never ate them.
So the red jeans and the goldfish, and unluckily that
my grandparents are no longer with us, so I never
I told them about me not liking the goldfish or
the red jeans.
Speaker 1 (40:03):
It's the thought sometimes you don't have to tell people
the specifics. You know, the red jeans though that was
out there. Grandma had to know that. She probably knew
your personality could pull it off, but it was risky.
The goldfish probably to them, it was always just a
staple where most people love goldfish. I do, but you
can only do the small boxes. I know, the exact
one they got you well, and that just had to dude.
(40:26):
My freaking mom sends me twenty bottles. She worked at
Salvation Army. Oh so in college, she goes, hey, we
got these twenty bottles of shampoo in and I go, great,
that'll last me all four years of college. So she
sends it with me down to college. For some reason,
it the shampoo smelled like piss. Oh okay, And so
(40:48):
I put it on my hair and I go, that
kind of smells like piss. Next day I'll put shampoo
on man. That shampoo kind of smells like piss. The
only thing I can think of is that it expired
or something and it just went bad. Rot in the
Salvation Army. I was putting rotted shampoo. So it was
snowed out. It snowed at college in Chicago, and my
roommates Okay, so I'd worn this shampoo that smelled like piss.
(41:10):
I didn't have money to go like buy shampoo, so.
Speaker 2 (41:13):
This she had money to buy Abercron more of.
Speaker 1 (41:16):
Course, the abercromy toddler and so bro. Maybe the third
or fourth day, then my roommates are like, dude, that
shampoo kind of smells dank, and I'm like, I know, right,
goes by next day they're like, hey, Bro, we opened
your shit. So now they're going into the shower actually
opening it, you know, before they just smelled it on me.
(41:36):
They're like, dude, you that shampoo smells like piss. And
then it kind of was starting to spread to our
other friends. At this shampoo I had smelled like piss,
and so I was like getting embarrassed. Bro. I came
up when they texted me, hey man, we actually opened
up your shampoo and it really does smell like piss.
You need to throw it away. I'm like, fucking mom,
gets me twenty bottles of piss filled shampoo from the
(41:59):
Salvation Army. These are probably like ten cent shampoo some
bum pissed in. They're worthless. Bro I went home, took
that entire box of twenty shampoos in the snow in
Chicago and chucked every single one of them on the
asphalt and shattered broke all over this cement. Not shattered,
but just the plastic just broke. I was like freaking
(42:20):
press filled shampoo press field for twenty bottles. I threw everyone,
and my roommates came home and they're like, dude, did you.
Speaker 3 (42:30):
Throw all your shampoo in the parking lot?
Speaker 1 (42:33):
And they were crying, laughing because the whole parking lot
was filled in fists. Dude, I love that. Throw it away.
Speaker 2 (42:42):
You say that your mom, No, no, but it's smelled
like press. Oh man, Happy Wednesday, man, you guys have
a good Wednesday.
Speaker 1 (42:53):
Don't get me started on the freaking protein balls that
she got me from the Salvation Army.
Speaker 2 (42:58):
They were like, hold on, we'll take a break. Let's
hear all about them. Right after this.
Speaker 1 (43:03):
Hit me with them. She got me these? What are
the U I want to make sure I'm right on
these smaller little dots. You can maybe put it on
ice cream, you know those little chocolate chunks. Maybe they're Nestley.
I think it's nest Ley. It's like a wafer or something, okay,
or you're kind just like little crumbs. Sure, but it's
(43:26):
like a little ball. So that was this company's idea,
and it got sent to the Salvation Army because I'm
guessing the company shut down. Then it went way up,
got it. My mom sends them to me and like
for sure expired, like for sure, no doubt. And so
I'm like, well, I'm a bodybuilder. I'll start doing them
every day at the gym. It's these little balls, like
miniature and you just choke them down. So I gave
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them to my buddies roommates. Again, great guys, man, they've
only made fun of me the entire semester. Abercrombie shirt,
made fun of shampoo, made fun of why not, made
fun of me for the protein balls. So I give
them to them. I'm like, hey, guys, after the gym
football practice, do these protein things? My mom bunch of them.
They're like this big, just little balls go in your
mouth and they would have lasted the entire semester one roommate, bro.
(44:09):
I tried to do it, choke it down after football practice.
Those things are terrible. You need a full cup of
water if you're gonna try and drink them. They're so dry,
like they have no taste. All right, man, Sorry about
that other guy. He's a tennis player. Hey man, dude,
thanks for those protein things. I tried it, practiced with
a sun beating down though, Like those things were impossible
to choke down. Yeah that's what Jared said too. Yeah,
same thing. Not me, dude. For the next month, I'm
(44:34):
choking down these protein miniature protein balls. My mom gave
me that it had expired probably two years ago, and
it's impossible. Okay, your body building. I'm choking down protein
balls for forty five minutes. I got to the final
ten of them, little containers of them. It probably would
have been another two weeks. It took me to take
and I'm like, not doing it, not doing it.
Speaker 2 (44:58):
I took those same protein balls and I went in
the parking lot.
Speaker 3 (45:03):
And I busted every single.
Speaker 1 (45:05):
One of them.
Speaker 3 (45:10):
I don't know where we got.
Speaker 1 (45:11):
This selvision army crap from, but it was all crap.
Never told mom that freaking a dude.
Speaker 2 (45:19):
That's like my roommate in college, man John. He was
from Alesion Fields, Texas. Small town in East Texas.
Speaker 1 (45:26):
Never heard of it.
Speaker 2 (45:27):
Had a stop sign, a post office and that's about it.
And so my parents were beginto selling books online, heard
about it and they said, you know what books sell,
the best gay sex books. And I said, guys, you're
in luck.
Speaker 1 (45:43):
I got a couple.
Speaker 2 (45:44):
I said, Mom, Dad, let's you ready to play a prank?
And they said, oh yeah. So I went into John's
wallet and I got his home address, and so I
had my mom and dad mail him a gay sex
book to our apartment, but the return address was his
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home address.
Speaker 1 (46:09):
And I'm just waiting.
Speaker 2 (46:12):
Waiting for him to say something because I know it's
going to take two three days for it to arrive
in San Antonio at Pinoak, and it never comes. He
never says a word of it. Seven months later, when
we're moving out, maybe six months later we're moving out,
(46:33):
I bring it up and.
Speaker 1 (46:35):
He goes, that was you, That was you, guys. He goes,
oh my god.
Speaker 2 (46:44):
He goes, I got the mail that day and I
saw a package from my parents. He goes, I opened
it up as I'm walking back to the apartment and
I opened it up and it was a gay sex book.
And he said, well, I'll be damn, my parents think
I'm gay. He goes, Holy crap, my parents think I'm gay.
(47:07):
He goes, I went straight to the dumpster and threw
it in the dumpster. He goes, I wasn't gonna mess
with that crap. He goes, For the last six months,
I've been thinking my parents think I'm gay. And it
was your damn parents all along.
Speaker 1 (47:20):
You guys were playing pseudo coup. He was playing jinga.
You did the return address to his parents, linking it
all together. You need to commit a crime that was
a multi level. For six months, he thought his parents
thought he was gay. He's in the bathroom just staring
at himself.
Speaker 2 (47:38):
It's like he's like, he said, He started going, why
did they think I'm gay?
Speaker 1 (47:43):
What? What have I said? What have I done that
makes them think? I don't like? What? What is it like?
What he was like?
Speaker 2 (47:48):
And I don't know how to bring it up to
him about hey, mom, dad, I'm not gay.
Speaker 1 (47:51):
Don't worry, you know, He's like, So I just didn't
say anything. He goes, I'm just gonna take that to
my grave. But then for him to jump and think
that's why they sent it to him, Like, if you're
in a relationship with a girl, what are they going
to send you porn? I don't know, but it was
sunny you started dating a girl. Here's a really good
cinemac to porno.
Speaker 2 (48:09):
But I'm sorry, I just thought it was hilarious that
he didn't even say anything. He didn't say a word.
He just threw it straight in the dumpster.
Speaker 1 (48:16):
The gay porn dumpster, the piss shampoo dumpster, parking lot,
then dumpster, the protein mini balls in a container, parking lot, snow,
then dumpster.
Speaker 2 (48:30):
This podcast you talking too much?
Speaker 1 (48:33):
Dumpster. If this podcast sucked, take it and throw it
in the parking lot, bust it up. I don't care.
Speaker 2 (48:42):
Yeah, don't tell anybody about it, because I mean, yeah,
just take it to your grave. Man, I don't know,
just like my roommate. All right, I gotta go, man,
But yeah.
Speaker 1 (48:50):
If it did suck, don't tell us. We don't want
to know, just like Grandma, just like mom. Yeah, they
don't ever need to know. The goldfish, the red pants,
the Abercrombie shirt, we don't need to know. Guys, just
just move on with your life. They don't tell us anyways.
I couldn't ever tell you if a podcast was good, bad,
or indifferent on our Facebook, I think they like it
what I'm saying. I got to go to alternate sources
(49:10):
to see if they hate me. You worry about it
too much, right, But on Facebook they never All they
ever post is their best list, how much they hand
raiser or their teachers Amazon list
Well, got my feelings hurt again? Oh no, foreshadowing. We'll
talk about it later. I didn't know you got your
feelings for in the comment section. Oh no, you want
to hear it now.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
I kind of do. But I do have a question
for you.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Yeah, do you believe in miracles? Do you believe in miracles? Betting?
I'm guessing you want to bet? No better than winning
a bet ray dude, You're worse than South Beach and
(00:37):
my buddy Danny, he was on tilt last night betting
e sports. You want to bet? Do you believe in miracles? No?
Speaker 2 (00:43):
The question I had for you is, do you believe
in miracles?
Speaker 1 (00:49):
All right? You want a five teamer? You want a quarterback?
Bet No. I won my Sore Losers fantasy football matchup.
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
He had DJ Moore and Crosskey Merritt going into Monday night.
He needed fourteen points.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
DJ Moore comes out in the first half and has
like forty five yards receiving on six catches.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
You're almost screwed. And Krosskey Merrick gets the ball. He
funn us funbs.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
And then they start using Jeremy McNichols, and then the
Bears defense rises up and starts defending the runs, as
you ain't running that.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Ball down our throats.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
We went in the bye week and we figure something
out and I won by two point two points.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
It's America. Somebody in our league is starting Crosby Merritt. Stop.
That guy's like twentieth in the running for Rookie of
the Year. I am just over the moon.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
After that Thursday night, I came in here on Friday
and I was ready to retire.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
From fantasy football.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Then I made the absolute stupidest decision I've ever made,
and I started Justin Fields and Mason Taylor, I mean
deadly combo over there in England, and they had forty
four yards of passing offense, so you know, there wasn't
much to go around. And for the grace of the
Lord above in the fantasy world, do you believe in Marya.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
That's gotta feel good. What's not good is Batter's Bach,
lunch Bock and Sison and Justin All making the playoffs.
This is not a good look because our listeners are
gonna hate us. Yeah, they will hate us now we
pleased them.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
I will say that I feel bad because I didn't
realize he did have a Buka and Abuka did get hurt. Yeah,
and so so that was one huge thing on my
end that I got a reprieve from him because Abuka
didn't get many points. So I am sorry for Abuka.
I hope he heals nicely his hamstring. He's out because
I have him in other leagues. But yeah, it was amazing.
(03:16):
I can't believe I won. And it's like one. It's
those wins like that that make you reinvigorated for the
stretch run of the second half of the season and
you're ready to take it up the middle and take
it outside and run, run, run, run, and march your
way to the playoffs. But stupid, get off my TDS
one again at two points, send out the high point.
(03:38):
We won our ten dollars, I mean, get off my TDS.
Bjeon Rominson goes off our thirty and they win by
two points and so they remained in first place undefeated.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Rip can't be look at the power akings. Templeton Terriers
are number two. Like to get off my TV just
gets lucky. We've outscored them by so much. We're all
top five though ish you me box, other box, we're
all top five out of forty eight teams. I mean,
we've just crushed every temble died terriers are putting up
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one hundred and fifty a game. We got guys on
our bench putting up twenty. I got the tally this
running back. All of a sudden, he's about to be
Derrick Henry.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Yeah, I mean, oh my gosh, what what I mean?
It was just amazing. It was an amazing day. It
was an amazing night. It was an amazing night because
a couple of weeks ago, we got an email into
the Sore Loser's email box and it was from a
dude out in Cali and he was talking about, hey, lunch,
we really need to pick it up on our pick
(04:40):
em picks because we're he wrote me into this league
where you just picked the winners that's it every week,
and he was like, we were really slacking on that.
And also, can we get some a shout out for
my boy Revis's birthday Revis Island.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Also, what do you gotta do like eleven and two
each week to probably win it? Right?
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Well, there's like, ah, eleven and two, there's more games
than that, so it depends, well, it depends how many
buys there are. And so this week last night, I
was in second place going into last night, and your
boy had confidence in the Atlanta Falcons.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
He had Atlanta Falcons.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
To win, to win, to win the game, and he
had the Chicago Bears to win the game. And so
I vaulted from second place to first place for the week,
and I won me seven hundred and fifty Smacker rules.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Do you believe in miracles? Called the Bears on our
tech thread. I have receipts. Danny had a seven hundred
dollars that he could win. I told him, cash out
for four account you're winning. Go with the Bears. The
Commander's got two receivers down. They didn't have the ghost
of McLaurin, who wants fifty thirty seven million, And they
didn't have the ghost of Debo.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Yeah, you know what the rule is. The rule is
if someone misses training camp, if they hold out in
training camp because they want more money, you never draft
him in fantasy because you know what happens. They always
hurt a hammy or something in their first couple of games.
That's why my favorite player, Scary Terry to draft in fantasy.
(06:16):
You can go look at all my rosters and Scary
Terry is not on a single freaking one. And I
knew coming off to buy the Bears were gonna look sharp.
And did we look sharp?
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Did we get it into the ren zone and get
screwed by the reps when he threw a beautiful drop
it in the bucket touchdown pass to Romaduze and he said, uh, sorry,
illegal formation.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Wrong.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
The dang lineman was there, his helmet was past the centers,
but it was fine. But whatever we said, We're okay.
And Jade and Daniels fumbles the freaking football with just
over two minutes to go, and I'm freaking out. And
then I gotta rely on Jake Moody, the kicker that
the forty nine ers cut because he missed so many
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field goals and he had already got one blocked. And
it's a downpour in RFK Stadium, and I'm like, oh,
for the love of God, joke Moody, please, And I'm like,
get it closer, get it closer, because we're at fifty
four yards. Okay, it's a fifty two yard field goal.
Oh my, get more yards. I'm screaming at the TV.
The last two minutes. I'm pacing back and forwards in
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front of the TV.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
I am up, I.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Am sitting there going Come on, baby. DeAndre Swift cos
on the right side, gets nine yards.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Let's go.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Please don't hold, please, no holding, please, no holding. And
then Kayla Williams takes the snap. Don't fumble it. He
kneels it down. Three seconds to go. Here comes Jake
Moody and I'm like, for the love of.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
God, Moody down the middle. Bears win, Bears win. Caleb
Williams said he didn't even know that guy. And guys
just a little bit of note taking. Terry McLaurin was
set at about twenty three twenty six minus. And here's
why you don't get greedy. You don't try to get
happier than happy. He wanted dk Metcalf money, so he
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wanted thirty three million. He ended up getting twenty nine million.
So was that six million worth? All the hubbub, the
weeks of sitting out, causing their own team to maybe
some infighting, to maybe reach out and see for trades,
all of that equated to a disaster of a season
for Scary Terry. It is Halloween's seison. It is his
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sison and he's not even playing. Guys, if you're at
work right now and you're trying to make equivalent to
our truck drivers, it would be the six million is
six dollars. If you're trying to get six dollars more
an hour, it's not worth it. Let Scary Terry be
the cautionary tale. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
I mean, I'm texting Batter's Box last night, and I
mean I'm flipping between the games and Blake Snell Oh
my god, he was dealing. I mean, when Blake Sneill
is pitching, well, it is a thing of beauty. He
was almost unfreaking hittable. It was just like boom, drop it,
boom strike, boom strike the dude that can usually in Tampa.
(09:06):
But don't they only let pitch four innings. He goes
eight innings of unhittable freaking ball.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Yeah, I mean it is.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
And what's crazy is the Brewers pitchers were matching them
just boom, but the Brewers were getting nobody on base.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
There was never any danger.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
And I'm gonna tell you what, when someone is pitching
like that, it is so fun to watch.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
It's a romantic sport. It really it. That's what I'm saying,
it's not football. Hang em, bang on you got, you're
gonna rope that calf. They're gonna ride this effing horse.
The Titans are gonna ride Bollard hoo, fumble on the ground.
It's gone. Camp Ward has got the ball on the
ground and they just hit him in the ground like
(09:48):
a O. What cow, Guys. Football is just banging and
just very sexual. Baseball is romantic. And that's why, yes,
sitting down with a tail and you're just watching a
romantic sport. It is a lot more of a relaxing
thing to watch as much as tennis and golf.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Over to you, man, and then you fired your coach
man yesterday. How do you feel about that announcer? We
got rid of the guy, probably Callahan. Remember we brought
him in here with that other guy. He was he
followed Prable.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
We're gonna miss him up in New England. But Callahan
with four nineteen, it's not gonna cut it. It's not
gonna cut your meat. That's not Wago meat. That's just
some crappy beef you get at Walmart. Have a good one. Callahan.
We're probably gonna replace him with John Crudin We're probably
gonna replace him with the guy in Green Bay. We're
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probably gonna replace him with James Franklin. We're probably gonna
replace him with Peyton Manning.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
And those are some horses. You want to ride those horses.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Man, I gotta hear that announcer again Sunday against the Patriots.
I gotta go for a drive.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Yeah, I mean, I saw him flipping through sports last
night and I text Batter's Box. I'm like, man, took
Atlanta to win. Really need them to win. I said,
Chiefs might be the only good in the team in
the AFC. Chiefs are it. I really need the Falcons
to win this game, like it would be huge.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
You alive?
Speaker 2 (11:24):
And then earlier I had texted him, Yes, Jake Moody's awesome.
Now an update EF Jake Moody. And then the commander's
drive down touchdown, I said, f the Bears, we suck,
We're done, we are who we thought we were. And
then we drive down touchdown. Bears are back, Bears are back,
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terrible effing two point attempt.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
We suck.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Then he replies, Alive Moody. Then a roughing the passer
call on the Bears. I say, horrible call. I say,
you back, Dang, you're dead again. Oh my gosh, Eving
drop across the middle. That was gonna be a TD
that we were on our own, like eight yard line.
Zukakis is going across the middle. Caleb leads them perfectly.
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I mean, there's nothing but green grass. It's gonna be
a race to the end zone. Ninety two yards and
he drops it. Yep, and I'm like, blanking idiots. Third
and eighteen and we give them a first down.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Yes for.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Bears, get it, let's go. He's not responding to any.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Of these because it's not the Niners.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Kid, and he goes wow. I said, Bears win, Bears win,
And he said, Swift looks good.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
All right, you're yelling too much. You're gonna lose your voice.
And Batter's box is in a dark place. The Niners suck.
His fantasy football team got bent over. And I'm assuming
his family life and job ain't great.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
I don't know, man, No, his family life seems to
be going good. I got a text from his son
asking hif I could donate money to his school for
his fun run last week. So I think they're doing
all Righteah, the money's going to the school or it's
going to the house. I don't know one of the two.
But it was a freaking great night. I mean, I
feel so good about the Bears winning. Now we have
the Saints coming to town and we freaking I mean,
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DJ Moore had to go to the hospital. That's a
little bad news. But I mean, then the winning the
fantasy team. I thought I was gonna lose my second
in a row and it was just gonna be a
season just cliff falling and no one cares, but I care,
and it feels so good.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
It feels good. But I don't want you to start
chasing because it. Let's be real. In Vegas, you won
money and then your fantasy team had a turnaround. You
won some pick them for five hundred, you won some
touchdown thing for twelve hundred. That's good money. And now
I think you're just gonna be in the day to
day dabbling of gambling, and next thing you know, in
a month, you've lost all those winnings. No, no, the
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pick I'm in it. Every week.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
You pay like one hundred and fifty dollars.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
At the beginning of the season, your ball tied to
something that's gonna make you addicted? Are you an idiot? Yes?
Speaker 2 (14:05):
That's why I come here, is to do things like that.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
The sad thing is the average person that's gonna have
these winnings is gonna lose him by the end of
the season. And that's the damn truth.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
But that's the great thing is let me check my venmo.
Let me see if I've been paid today.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
Send me and Justin are ten apiece for high score.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
If you read the email I said, it'll be sent
at the end of the season, I did you. Hey,
I did do a good job the first two weeks
of sending it out, but I haven't done it since
because I haven't.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Oh there it is week six, five seventy.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Feel so good, Feel so good.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
You got some money in that Venmo. I would be
locking your doors.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
Oh man, wow, it was. It was an emotional night.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Man.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
We should probably start the show though. Yeah, I mean,
what a miracle. I mean, miracles are just the fantasy
miracle never had. That's one of those ones you just
you just had to count your lucky stars. And David Dang.
I used to call him Dong, but now I know
it's Dang. He got on the Facebook page he was like,
I cannot believe I got beat by Justin Fields and
Mason Taylor, and I said, hey man, typic cap great battle,
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but do.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
You believe it? Barrigles, here's the good news. You're not
gonna be able to gamble in LA. You're not legally
allowed to do it sports gamble in California. So you're
gonna need to take four days off, get clean, and
then come back next week. Maybe you do a Titans
bet on Sunday.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
If I come back on Sunday, I will definitely be
betting on the New England Patriots. Mike Rabel is going
to run it up. He wants to send a message
to the Titans in the front office and the owner
Amy shrunk it that hey you fired me, you idiot,
look what you could have had.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
And the Patriots are gonna roll the Titans.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
And I understand you're gonna have an interim coach. There's
gonna be a bunch of trick plays and all this.
But trick plays, dick plays, it don't matter. The Titans
are so bad, who are they gonna throw the ball
to Aguonglo and Arroyo, Tyler Lockett and Dyke Van Jefferson
has been in Van Jefferson Dyke just runs the ball
back and your thing about Rabel does he get a
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standing ovation when he comes back to Titanville, They're gonna
have signs we want you back, come back to Tennessee.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
We lost the Big three, Coach of the Year, rookie
coach of the year turnaround. We lost Derrick Henry, and
we lost A. J. Brown and Tannehill and Maya and
Mayonnaise sponsorship deal. Yeah, so all right, let's start the show. Man,
my hand warmer just died. Can I brow that pin
over there? Man?
Speaker 2 (16:37):
No, there's a pin on the side of the board.
I need that pin?
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Ray? Can I write with battery acid? Thanks? Man? Now,
let's start the show. All right, We're gonna do it live.
We oh the one two so loser? What up, everybody?
I am lunchbox.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
I know the most about sports, so I give you
the sports facts, my sports opinions because I'm pretty much
sports genius.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
What's up, y'all? It is Sison. I'm from the North.
I'm in Alpha Male. I live on the North side
of Nashville with Baser, my wife, two acres, two kids
at Vanderbilt justin Please check on them. And I'll probably
die of a heart attack when I'm seventy two and
a half coach over to you. I got some unfortunate news,
and then I also have some more unfortunate news.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Well, we'll take a break and I'll hear all about
it right after this. Do you want to do your
feelings hurt? Unfortunate news? What would you like to do?
Speaker 1 (17:27):
First? Man, unfortunate news. We had two deer die near
our house and they died together. They were laying right
next to each other, and I've never seen two of
them in the same spot die, so it tells me
they died together. And it could also be the deer
that we've been feeding that come into our property every night,
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and our corn is what cauds and led to their death.
So I may be getting investigated by like Mark Sanchez. Well,
let me say this baser found out about it, and
she just texts me and she goes, two deer died
by her house. My heart hurts. I was gonna tell
her to go the other route so she didn't see it,
But then I knew she would know that I'm trying
to keep her from something. They've been dead there for
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two days, and I think it's the damn corn that
got burnt this summer and that ends up getting fed
to animals. That damn corn that was in our yard.
Is is the weapon? Dang dude?
Speaker 2 (18:24):
And then do you think one died and the other
one died of a broken heart? You hear that sometimes, Like.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
Bro, I think they were honestly walking together and a
car hit them, because I mean, they're they're touching where
they're laying right now on the road. So I was
like the mom and the baby. I almost want to say, oh, man, oh,
it's bad, Oh it's bad. I knew Beazer was going
to see it, but it would have been too obvious
if I go, hey, go the other direction. They're they're
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asphalting our road randomly, but you won't be able to
see it.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
That's like yesterday we were driving back from White House
Pumpkin Patch. I had the wife, the three kids in
the call, driving sixty five north and there was a
dead deer on the left shoulder. Man, I served and
oh no, no, I just I was hoping no one
would see it. And baby box from the back, Oh
my gosh, did you guys see that dead deer?
Speaker 1 (19:17):
Oh? I can't believe that it was dead right there
on the road. He was huge. Now it was a pillowcase.
Another two. I didn't see it. Can we turn around?
Where's the dead deer? And he was like, I couldn't
believe there was a dead deer right there in life.
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
My wife's like, oh yeah, we saw it, man, we
saw it, poor deer. And he was like, how did
he get on the road. And I'm like, I don't know,
bud Well, why is it just laying there?
Speaker 1 (19:44):
Why don't they move it? I don't know, dude. He
was like it was dead and I.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
Was like, yeah, it was dead, man, it was a
dead deer.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
You gotta teach him about death.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Yeah, well they know about death because our dog Waldo died,
so they know about death. They seen it up close.
But man, that was rough. But yeah, so you saw
two dead deer. I saw a dead deer. And let
me tell you that. Driving north man, I don't know
how you do it every day? Do you go where
they've ripped up the highway? Yes, they tore my god,
they have ripped the ass out of the highway. They
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have ripped it up, and it is such an annoying
like are they adding more lanes.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
What are we doing? Yes ever since I drove and
live in the country, they're now gonna make that six lanes.
We live in the next big city, Indian Lake connected
to Nashville. It's all gonna become one Indian Lake Nashville.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
It's been a while since I've been up north, and
maybe the last time I went, I went in a
different direction because I don't remember the road being torn
up like that. And I drove yesterday and I'm like,
are you serious? They have just ripped it to shreds.
It won't be ready for another two and a half years.
I feel like, I'm like, I do not need to
come north for another two and a half years until
this is fixed. It reminds me of a college driving
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from Austin, Texas to San Antonio and they were ripping
up I thirty five and my buddy's dad, chess Day's
dad going, well, man, at least you know they're redoing
thirty five, so it'd be easier commute for you when you,
you know, come home every once in a while. They
didn't finish that crap until two years after I was
out of college. Two years after I was out of college,
so I never got the benefit. All I got was
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construction every time, and that's what you're dealing with.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
And I don't know how you do it every day. Yeah,
thanks man for your concern. That was the bad news
to keep the segment sad, Can I please talk about
my comments that I stumbled upon?
Speaker 2 (21:36):
Oh so this is your feelings being hurt? Yes, okay,
and let me hear it, please, Ray decent segue.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
So I get on social media and I see a
comment about the podcast, the Sore Losers Podcast. Yeah, and
it says, hey, you guys all need to listen to
Sore Losers podcast. Lunchbox is on there and he's great.
Rai's on there and he's great. Okay, And then the
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person not even finishing their sentence says, well, actually, Ray
did talk way too much before, but now he doesn't
talk as much and I can actually stand him. And
then they ended the sentence. Then we have another chimer
in and they said, yeah, you're right, Ray did talk
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a little too much before, but now he's tolerable because
he's not talking as much. So then I want to
chime in and comment why not can't I be a
chimer in or this is my audio version of the comment.
So I can can't talk too much or I'm annoying.
I can't talk not at all. Because they said they
like me and they said I'm great. I have to
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find the just right amount of talking where they find
me hilarious and not annoying.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
Thanks, well, I would say, so far into this podcast,
we're twenty two minutes in, twenty three minutes in, you've
talked a lot, so maybe calm it down a little bit.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
So. But also then I wonder did the did they
have a radio degree like me? I don't have communication studies.
How are they these experts on the proper amount of communication?
So but I've got to find now every podcast that
happy medium because of two chimer inners that said too much,
no bueno, too little, not enough in the middle, just right.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
Man, I don't know why you see this is your problem.
You worry about the comments. If they had a podcast
that was winning awards, if they were one of the
top rated podcasts in iHeartMedia, then you can maybe listen
to them. Or if you you know, had a president,
(23:53):
you know coming in here and telling you, hey, you
need to speak less, uh, then you can understand that.
But until they have a podcast that is rated in
the top six hundred of podcasts and iHeartMedia and has
about one thousand, two hundred and sixty two listeners per week.
Until they get to our level, then I wouldn't take
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their feedback.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
You want to know the good news. Yeah, Kevin sends
us a picture and iHeart was having some sort of
convention in a major city and I would say, on
this this pull down, what is the thing in your
guy's backyard? Do you guys go projector screen? Projector's projector screen.
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There's about twenty sports podcasts and of those twenty is
a mini little logo of our podcast. We did make
the bottom left corner half of it. They cut half
the logo off, which is fine because Kevin said he
didn't even notice it when he took the picture. He
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said he happened to look back at the picture and
he was like, oh my god, the sore losers is
on that graphic. And he sent it to us and
we will post it on the instant Facebook today to
let you know that we have made the top six
hundred podcasts of iHeartMedia for sports and our fashion. I
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think Kevin immediately deleted the picture because it deleted on
my end, so I can't even see the picture anymore. What, right,
So I was hoping that you still have it. No,
I don't have it because say I send you a picture,
if I delete it on my end, it then deletes
it on yours. No. Yes, if I was to delete
our text messages or delete that original picture, it'll show
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up as just a blank graphic for you. So I
was almost a little too embarrassed to go up to
Kevin be like, hey, man, we liked that picture so much,
will you send it to us again?
Speaker 2 (25:50):
Man, the picture of our podcast being on the screen
auto deleted.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
Obviously you were clearing up storage and thought the picture
was complete as could you please.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
Try to find it? I I literally had no idea. Yeah,
So then I could never post it. And you know
what's crazy about him is he has twin kids that
are like six months old. Yes, and you know what
he don't told me he's doing this weekend. He's taken
them to the Patriots Titans game. That's a lot, right,
that seems miserable. Well, if him and his wife, if
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they each have the front loaders, the front the front
loaders are a must, like when you have new kids.
You gotta get that baby carrier thing or the rap thing.
My wife had the rap thing that.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
She like there.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
It's awesome because you don't feel like they're No, it's
like a it's almost like a hammock for the kids
on the front. It's like you wrap them around it.
It's like an a big old ace bandage and you
wrap it around in all these different ways and they
just sit there and it's like they love it.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
What do you do? You wrap it around your bottom?
Or no? I never I never used the a spandage.
I had like.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
A born baby born and it like it's where they
just you strap them in and you just carry them
and it's not even like they're there. But to take
two six month olds trekking through downtown Nashville across the
pedestrian bridge into that Nissan Stadium, that seems like a lot.
And they never wrote a book on parenting. And you've
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probably heard this cliche a million times. No, they have
written a lot of books on parenting.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Actually, you got the perfect parents, kids turn out to
be absolute crap. You got the worst parents, kid turns
out to be a genius and motivated. How do you
suppose where are you supposed to be as a parent.
Who knows, who cares, who says that Kevin's in the
wrong or right? Now you get a kid do a
football game.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
I never said it was wrong or right. I'm saying
for my own personal enjoyment of the game.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
Got it.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
It seems like, oh man, that is a lot to
go through to go watch your new England Patriots.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
I mean, you don't got to worry about the stadium
getting too loud.
Speaker 2 (27:59):
And you know what, he probably not worry about traffic.
Not gonna be a lot of people there.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
They will get waxed though, right.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
The good news is he doesn't have to buy the
kids anything from the concessions. He will save money there.
They don't eat No, they eat boom milk man or formula.
They can't be eating real food at six months, not.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
That I know of. So is would she then feed
them at the game? Oh yeah? Really yeah? One on
each one the broadcast accidentally gets a clip of that.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
Oh see, that's what they do do that sometimes.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
Man. I'll never forget.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
When I was like fourteen, I was at an Astros
game and I went up to go to the bathroom
and there was a lady with her boob out breastfeeding,
and I was like, what the hell is she doing here?
Speaker 1 (28:41):
At ant?
Speaker 2 (28:42):
Like in public breastfeeding?
Speaker 1 (28:44):
No, I've seen not. Now I think women they make
more stuff for women to cover up. When I was
a kid, dude, me and my brother, we would always
go staring at my mom, be like keep going keep
at Walmart. They were always hanging out. That's what I mean.
It was awesome as a kid. I mean I was like,
what is she? It was crazy. But at church, I
believe women went full front. They went full front.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
On my mom, like turn around, don't stare hey, smacking
in the back of the head. But at that age
I didn't realize it was a normal thing to do.
And I was just like, whoa. But now they have covers,
they have blankets, they have blue tints at all the
sporting at all football games for the moms.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
Yeah, they up in the concourse.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
You just go in the blue tint and no one
will look in there unless it's Brian Dable and get
her out here, get her out here.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
That was the right era for us because my dad
couldn't get away with looking at it, whereas me and
my brother we were just looking. We were surprised. We
were curious.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
We were like, man, what is that that? Oh, breastfeeding
on such a beautiful thing.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
I saw a lot of women breastfeeding elementary school, middle school,
and then they started to invent the bajorns and all
that stuff.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
Yeah, and now they got baby like blankets and it's like, ah.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
You'll sometimes see him at the airport, but Nolazier as
an adult, you can't really stare at the lady, but
you can do the stretch and look over like that
a nipple. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
And so the younger generation, the kids, you feel bad
for them because they're not going to get to see
that as often because women cover up now, so like
my boys, they won't be seeing that when they go
out in public. They won't get to experience.
Speaker 1 (30:12):
That so many And you're right in a baseball game,
because that's when they're not really going to be able
to keep the milk cold, right, So that's when they
have to.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
Explain the US and the kid gets hungry, like at
a football game, you gotta feed.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
The Rockies game. That was also the first time I
saw two dudes kiss. You told me about that. It
was you and your brother. It was we're maybe fifth grade,
fourth grade. It was you and your brother right me. No,
we watched it. Oh, I thought you guys kiss. We're
sitting there standing outside of Cooers Field. Obviously Dad had
us there four hours. They don't even open the gates
until two hours. Smart dad. We're just standing there in
front of Cooers Field and one guy hops out of
(30:45):
the jeep. Oh, buddy must be dropping his buddy off.
Other guy hops into the other side of the jeep.
They start French kissing, and me and my brother and
my sister like, oh my gosh, Mom, those two dudes
are kissing and they are making out. Bro. I had
never seen two dudes kiss until that moment. Both of
(31:08):
them in Taktops, Denver, Colorado. One of them's going to
the Rockies game. One is not well, the other one
maybe maybe it was parking the car had to go
to work, but they did the biggest French kissing.
Speaker 3 (31:20):
Really, whoa those two dudes are kissing.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
And my parents are shielding us. I'd opened my eyes.
I didn't know what dude on dude happened. I'd seen
boobs at Walmart. I hadn't seen two dudes kiss yet.
Your kids had seen the deer. They haven't seen the
boob's milk and they haven't seen the dudeses kiss yet. Wait. Wait,
that's an experience you think he yelled for the deer.
When me and Bro saw two dudes necking outside of
(31:44):
course field, it was normal kiss and then they went
mouth up. They went French kiss. Dude, like just grabbing
at each other. First time seeing two dudes kiss, you
couldn't skeep us from stick airing at him.
Speaker 3 (32:01):
It was dude, it was wild.
Speaker 1 (32:03):
In the nineties, two dudes downtown Denver kissing. It had
to have been ten am and they're going full tongue.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
Holy crap, you'll never get your first time, dude.
Speaker 1 (32:21):
The whole drive home, we had to have been asking
my parents about that. So why would guys kiss? Well Son,
Some people choose the alternative lifestyle? Did they've all have
rocky stank toms on? I remember it plays day at
Jeep Labrador retriever, nothing but tankies on, just kissing.
Speaker 3 (32:49):
Mama, dear ma.
Speaker 1 (32:51):
Almost two dudes are kissing. I mean we were two
feet away from him and they were just doing tongue.
We had never stared so intelly. We thought the boob
sucking was crazy.
Speaker 3 (33:06):
Two dudes are tongue sucking. We were from the small town.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
Dude, we didn't even have the internet, we didn't have
cable television. We did it. We hadn't seen anything, and
we see two dudes kissing. Bro, can you imagine how
much of an eye opener that was. I don't even
remember the score of the game, couldn't even tell you
what happened at the game, couldn't tell you no idea.
(33:35):
Two dudes kiss I didn't even know dudes kissed. Dude,
who even kisses like that? I've never french kissed my
wife saying goodbye to her. These two dudes outside on
Blake Street were necking for two minutes straight, Like, who
(33:58):
even does that? What are the chances? My dad has
us go four hours before the game and we see
the first time two dudes kids. They were probably here
some thing. They're probably newly dating. Yep.
Speaker 2 (34:13):
So that's when you use the french kiss your wife
goodbye when you were just dating, you would give her
some tongue as you're leaving.
Speaker 1 (34:18):
And it was probably a one night stand, or it
was one because why was the one guy going to
the game and the one guy wasn't Because I had
the dog in it. Take him the dog park, don't
It was like a Saturday. You got to think, though, well,
the fact that you say necking like you're ninety years old. Dude,
I still have that image in my head. I'll never
(34:40):
get rid of it.
Speaker 2 (34:42):
Geez, I'll never get In middle school, like we there's
this dude. He would wear the bongo jeans that were
chick jeans. I think they're called Bongo or cheeko, I
don't know, but he wore the chick jeans and everybody like, man.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
You're wearing girl jeans. You're wear I mean he was
obviously those were girl jeans, though I thought it was like, uh.
Speaker 2 (35:05):
No, man, I don't THINKO was both not Jinko. I'm
telling you. It was some girl brand. And he would
wear him loud and proud, and we were just like, dude,
you're wearing chick jeans.
Speaker 1 (35:16):
Do you know? Really?
Speaker 2 (35:17):
Yes, I know, I'm wearing chick jeans. And we didn't
know what he We didn't realize he was gay. Obviously
he's gay, but I didn't know that at the time.
Bright I was just like, dude, You're like, what are
you doing?
Speaker 1 (35:29):
Oh man? We should have known he painted his fingernails. Dude,
I didn't tell you about the time I got busted
for wearing Abercrombie. What do you mean, I was in
middle school. I'd never want to hold on. Yeah, take
a break, tell me go for it, Dude, I told
you this man. We never went to Mal's. We never
(35:51):
had internet anything besides eBay and East Bay, So outside
of that, you weren't getting any clothes. Well, new kid
moved to school and he's wearing Abercrombie and Fitch, They're
wearing Hollister, They're wearing what was the other one? Air Apostel,
what American Eagle? What are all these brands? Well, we
go to them all a month later, and I go, mom,
(36:12):
I gotta get some of these designer clothes these kids
are wearing. So I go in in Abercrombie store and
I got me a long sleeve Abercrombie shirt freaking right
across the chest. Dude, Abercrombie. You don't see a problem,
do you. I'm not really catching it. So I go
back to school. I'd never worn anything designer. I didn't
realize there was a difference between Abercrombie and Fitch and
(36:35):
Abercrombie Abercrombie was the kids version, and I go into
middle school wearing an Abercrombie shirt. I shopped at Abercrombie
Kids Bro. I'd never got made fun of so much
for wearing designer clothes in my entire life. I'm the
only dumb ass it's wearing Abercrombie around school, and all
(36:56):
these football players got Abercrombie and Fitch.
Speaker 2 (37:00):
I gotta be honest with you. I had no idea you.
I am forty four years old and I didn't know
there was a difference.
Speaker 1 (37:06):
Well, guess what you learn it real quick when you
walk into school and you wearn an Abercrombie shirt and
everybody's like this kid shopped at Abercrombie Toddlers. Dude, I
never wore that shirt again. Freaking burnt that thing. That's
what I get for a living in the country. Never
been to a mall before I go to Abercrombie Toddlers.
Speaker 2 (37:26):
It's like on t I'm like my grandma. She'd love
to take a shopping back to school shopping or we'd
go on Black Friday for Christmas shopping. And I don't
know which event this was, if it was back to
school shopping or if it was, you know, Black Friday shopping.
But my grandma gifted me a pair of red jeans
(37:50):
because she liked the color.
Speaker 1 (37:51):
That's a tough ware.
Speaker 2 (37:53):
And I got those jeans and I was like, all right,
grandma likes them. I'm gonna wear these school. And I
put them in my drawer and I go one morning,
I pull them out and I look at those red jeans.
Speaker 1 (38:05):
I'm like, I'm gonna wear them tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (38:08):
And so the next day I got those red jeans out.
I looked at him. I'm like, it doesn't match his shirt.
I'll try tomorrow. I did that for seven days straight,
and then just decided, I'm never gonna wear those red
jeans in my life, Grandma. And so those red jeans
sat on the bottom of my drawer for two years.
(38:31):
I never wore them. I never told Grandma I couldn't,
I wouldn't wear them, that I didn't like them. I
just let her think that I wore those red jeans.
They never left the drawer after those first seven days.
The first seven days, I did pick them up and
look at them, but I could never in my heart
pull those on over my legs to wear them to school.
(38:52):
I couldn't do it. I couldn't do it. It's sort of
like when I was in college. Grandma and Grandpa used
to send me care packages, which was so them. They
would go to Sam's and they'd buy Sam's size of everything,
and you know what, they love to send me the
Sam's size of goldfish, brutal. Here's the problem. I don't
(39:12):
like goldfish. I think goldfish tastes like crap, not my snack.
But did I ever have the heart to tell Grandma
and Grandpa that I didn't like the goldfish.
Speaker 1 (39:22):
They just went on on a limb getting you an
entire box of goldfish.
Speaker 2 (39:26):
They just went out on a limb buying me snacks.
And there were some great snacks, the animal crackers. Oh
devoured those, but loved them. But the fish, though, But
the goldfish were not my thing. And I never told them.
And here, looking back, it's so stupid. It'd be like, hey, Grandma,
when you're getting snacks next time, maybe leave out the goldfish.
Don't really like them, That's simple. Yeah, And they would
(39:47):
have loved to and they would have sent me something else,
but instead I gave them away every time, never ate them.
So the red jeans and the goldfish, and unluckily that
my grandparents are no longer with us, so I never
I told them about me not liking the goldfish or
the red jeans.
Speaker 1 (40:03):
It's the thought sometimes you don't have to tell people
the specifics. You know, the red jeans though that was
out there. Grandma had to know that. She probably knew
your personality could pull it off, but it was risky.
The goldfish probably to them, it was always just a
staple where most people love goldfish. I do, but you
can only do the small boxes. I know, the exact
one they got you well, and that just had to dude.
(40:26):
My freaking mom sends me twenty bottles. She worked at
Salvation Army. Oh so in college, she goes, hey, we
got these twenty bottles of shampoo in and I go, great,
that'll last me all four years of college. So she
sends it with me down to college. For some reason,
it the shampoo smelled like piss. Oh okay, And so
(40:48):
I put it on my hair and I go, that
kind of smells like piss. Next day I'll put shampoo
on man. That shampoo kind of smells like piss. The
only thing I can think of is that it expired
or something and it just went bad. Rot in the
Salvation Army. I was putting rotted shampoo. So it was
snowed out. It snowed at college in Chicago, and my
roommates Okay, so I'd worn this shampoo that smelled like piss.
(41:10):
I didn't have money to go like buy shampoo, so.
Speaker 2 (41:13):
This she had money to buy Abercron more of.
Speaker 1 (41:16):
Course, the abercromy toddler and so bro. Maybe the third
or fourth day, then my roommates are like, dude, that
shampoo kind of smells dank, and I'm like, I know, right,
goes by next day they're like, hey, Bro, we opened
your shit. So now they're going into the shower actually
opening it, you know, before they just smelled it on me.
(41:36):
They're like, dude, you that shampoo smells like piss. And
then it kind of was starting to spread to our
other friends. At this shampoo I had smelled like piss,
and so I was like getting embarrassed. Bro. I came
up when they texted me, hey man, we actually opened
up your shampoo and it really does smell like piss.
You need to throw it away. I'm like, fucking mom,
gets me twenty bottles of piss filled shampoo from the
(41:59):
Salvation Army. These are probably like ten cent shampoo some
bum pissed in. They're worthless. Bro I went home, took
that entire box of twenty shampoos in the snow in
Chicago and chucked every single one of them on the
asphalt and shattered broke all over this cement. Not shattered,
but just the plastic just broke. I was like freaking
(42:20):
press filled shampoo press field for twenty bottles. I threw everyone,
and my roommates came home and they're like, dude, did you.
Speaker 3 (42:30):
Throw all your shampoo in the parking lot?
Speaker 1 (42:33):
And they were crying, laughing because the whole parking lot
was filled in fists. Dude, I love that. Throw it away.
Speaker 2 (42:42):
You say that your mom, No, no, but it's smelled
like press. Oh man, Happy Wednesday, man, you guys have
a good Wednesday.
Speaker 1 (42:53):
Don't get me started on the freaking protein balls that
she got me from the Salvation Army.
Speaker 2 (42:58):
They were like, hold on, we'll take a break. Let's
hear all about them. Right after this.
Speaker 1 (43:03):
Hit me with them. She got me these? What are
the U I want to make sure I'm right on
these smaller little dots. You can maybe put it on
ice cream, you know those little chocolate chunks. Maybe they're Nestley.
I think it's nest Ley. It's like a wafer or something, okay,
or you're kind just like little crumbs. Sure, but it's
(43:26):
like a little ball. So that was this company's idea,
and it got sent to the Salvation Army because I'm
guessing the company shut down. Then it went way up,
got it. My mom sends them to me and like
for sure expired, like for sure, no doubt. And so
I'm like, well, I'm a bodybuilder. I'll start doing them
every day at the gym. It's these little balls, like
miniature and you just choke them down. So I gave
(43:46):
them to my buddies roommates. Again, great guys, man, they've
only made fun of me the entire semester. Abercrombie shirt,
made fun of shampoo, made fun of why not, made
fun of me for the protein balls. So I give
them to them. I'm like, hey, guys, after the gym
football practice, do these protein things? My mom bunch of them.
They're like this big, just little balls go in your
mouth and they would have lasted the entire semester one roommate, bro.
(44:09):
I tried to do it, choke it down after football practice.
Those things are terrible. You need a full cup of
water if you're gonna try and drink them. They're so dry,
like they have no taste. All right, man, Sorry about
that other guy. He's a tennis player. Hey man, dude,
thanks for those protein things. I tried it, practiced with
a sun beating down though, Like those things were impossible
to choke down. Yeah that's what Jared said too. Yeah,
same thing. Not me, dude. For the next month, I'm
(44:34):
choking down these protein miniature protein balls. My mom gave
me that it had expired probably two years ago, and
it's impossible. Okay, your body building. I'm choking down protein
balls for forty five minutes. I got to the final
ten of them, little containers of them. It probably would
have been another two weeks. It took me to take
and I'm like, not doing it, not doing it.
Speaker 2 (44:58):
I took those same protein balls and I went in
the parking lot.
Speaker 3 (45:03):
And I busted every single.
Speaker 1 (45:05):
One of them.
Speaker 3 (45:10):
I don't know where we got.
Speaker 1 (45:11):
This selvision army crap from, but it was all crap.
Never told mom that freaking a dude.
Speaker 2 (45:19):
That's like my roommate in college, man John. He was
from Alesion Fields, Texas. Small town in East Texas.
Speaker 1 (45:26):
Never heard of it.
Speaker 2 (45:27):
Had a stop sign, a post office and that's about it.
And so my parents were beginto selling books online, heard
about it and they said, you know what books sell,
the best gay sex books. And I said, guys, you're
in luck.
Speaker 1 (45:43):
I got a couple.
Speaker 2 (45:44):
I said, Mom, Dad, let's you ready to play a prank?
And they said, oh yeah. So I went into John's
wallet and I got his home address, and so I
had my mom and dad mail him a gay sex
book to our apartment, but the return address was his
(46:07):
home address.
Speaker 1 (46:09):
And I'm just waiting.
Speaker 2 (46:12):
Waiting for him to say something because I know it's
going to take two three days for it to arrive
in San Antonio at Pinoak, and it never comes. He
never says a word of it. Seven months later, when
we're moving out, maybe six months later we're moving out,
(46:33):
I bring it up and.
Speaker 1 (46:35):
He goes, that was you, That was you, guys. He goes,
oh my god.
Speaker 2 (46:44):
He goes, I got the mail that day and I
saw a package from my parents. He goes, I opened
it up as I'm walking back to the apartment and
I opened it up and it was a gay sex book.
And he said, well, I'll be damn, my parents think
I'm gay. He goes, Holy crap, my parents think I'm gay.
(47:07):
He goes, I went straight to the dumpster and threw
it in the dumpster. He goes, I wasn't gonna mess
with that crap. He goes, For the last six months,
I've been thinking my parents think I'm gay. And it
was your damn parents all along.
Speaker 1 (47:20):
You guys were playing pseudo coup. He was playing jinga.
You did the return address to his parents, linking it
all together. You need to commit a crime that was
a multi level. For six months, he thought his parents
thought he was gay. He's in the bathroom just staring
at himself.
Speaker 2 (47:38):
It's like he's like, he said, He started going, why
did they think I'm gay?
Speaker 1 (47:43):
What? What have I said? What have I done that
makes them think? I don't like? What? What is it like?
What he was like?
Speaker 2 (47:48):
And I don't know how to bring it up to
him about hey, mom, dad, I'm not gay.
Speaker 1 (47:51):
Don't worry, you know, He's like, So I just didn't
say anything. He goes, I'm just gonna take that to
my grave. But then for him to jump and think
that's why they sent it to him, Like, if you're
in a relationship with a girl, what are they going
to send you porn? I don't know, but it was
sunny you started dating a girl. Here's a really good
cinemac to porno.
Speaker 2 (48:09):
But I'm sorry, I just thought it was hilarious that
he didn't even say anything. He didn't say a word.
He just threw it straight in the dumpster.
Speaker 1 (48:16):
The gay porn dumpster, the piss shampoo dumpster, parking lot,
then dumpster, the protein mini balls in a container, parking lot, snow,
then dumpster.
Speaker 2 (48:30):
This podcast you talking too much?
Speaker 1 (48:33):
Dumpster. If this podcast sucked, take it and throw it
in the parking lot, bust it up. I don't care.
Speaker 2 (48:42):
Yeah, don't tell anybody about it, because I mean, yeah,
just take it to your grave. Man, I don't know,
just like my roommate. All right, I gotta go, man,
But yeah.
Speaker 1 (48:50):
If it did suck, don't tell us. We don't want
to know, just like Grandma, just like mom. Yeah, they
don't ever need to know. The goldfish, the red pants,
the Abercrombie shirt, we don't need to know. Guys, just
just move on with your life. They don't tell us anyways.
I couldn't ever tell you if a podcast was good, bad,
or indifferent on our Facebook, I think they like it
what I'm saying. I got to go to alternate sources
(49:10):
to see if they hate me. You worry about it
too much, right, But on Facebook they never All they
ever post is their best list, how much they hand
raiser or their teachers Amazon list
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