November 12, 2025 • 55 mins
In this episode Ray talks about his relationship with his Special Russian Lady Friend and how they've been together for over 10 yards. Plus Lunchbox has a run in with an idiot at the hot chocolate stand in the neighborhood and he got a cup of maybe the worst hot chocolate he's ever tasted. Ray hit the JACKPOT with a present from BAE and Lunchbox had an action packed Veterans thanks to the kids being out of school for the day. Last but not least the Box Boys go for flu shots and it didn't go smoothly.
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Are you doing the whistle thing again? Just off, Mike, Okay,
but you're back. Yeah, we've all been back.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Good man.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
It feels good to be here on Wednesday, and I mean,
we forgot to say it on Monday, so we will
say Happy Veterans Day to all our veterans out there
that listen to our podcast. Do we have any veterans
that listen to our pod? I have no idea what
(00:33):
you're doing. Are you trying to do the Star Spangled banner.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Though it's some sort of a salute. Don't understand if
they're VET, That's why you didn't understand.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Yeah, I'm not a VET, so I had no idea
what that was. I was very confused. Let's see, do
we have any vets that listen to our pod that
I can remember? No, I can't. I don't know any.
I don't think anybody that we've met has told us
they were in the military at some point. But I
did see Randy Tour. I think that was right. He
(01:02):
got coaches conventions tickets from his wife or his girlfriend.
I don't know. Let me go, and man, I'll have
to go to the Facebook page and look. But he
said surprise coaches convention tickets.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Now, one dude that wanted me to read your locks.
He was so pumped that I did that on Monday show.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
I'm glad he was. I mean, there are stupid people
in this world, and I'm gonna tell you all about him.
But man, it feels good to be here on Wednesday.
Are you ready? Are you ready?
Speaker 2 (01:27):
You want me to hit the bone head?
Speaker 1 (01:29):
No? No, no, no, no no no. Here we go here.
I'm gonna tell you who it was.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
It was.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Let me read the post again. Randy a tour. I
just got an anniversary surprise. I was giving flights and
tickets to c C five. Is there a convention group?
And if so, how do we get into it? Jessica
and Nicole, you are amazing. So there you go. They're
coming from Colorado. Maybe they're bringing the Weed Brothers with him.
I'm not sure Weed Bomber now Weed Bummer is not.
(01:56):
He's from Vegas. I believe he's a Raider fan. I
don't even know if he's still around.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Fregging the one people from Colorado. Middle of the convention
in Vegas. Hey, you guys want to talk football, let's go.
We're in the heart of playoff football. What you guys
want to talk. Hey, uh, Nuggets basketball is gonna be
pretty good. What do you guys takes on it?
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Hey? What do you guys think about the Nuggets this year?
I haven't really getting much thought to it. NBA champions
smash cut. Six months later they win the NBA Championship.
This was a great question. Great question. I mean, he
was right on spot on and was great.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
That was was that before or after Ashley had half
her bra off and she was on our table at
Saturday morning nine am? I don't know.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
She really definitely thought she was on the podcast. It
was a very weird, very weird event, very weird.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
But if that's why you got to kind of shy
away from Vegas, yeah, I mean my sister feeling it.
I mean she came up to me post podcast and goes, hey,
you want some pizza? You want pizza? I go, what
for brunch? And also why are you feeding me like
I'm a our baby bird?
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Yeah. Garrett did hit me up and he said, do
you want to go to Vegas MLKA day weekend? And
I said no, we got Coaches Convention five and he said,
move it to Vegas. I was like, it's not that easy.
We can't just shift. People are already coming to Nashville
sore Losers dot Com. It's happening. Now, let's start the
show because last last show, we didn't start till the end,
so we got to start it now.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
At least your buddy's not Garrett. At least he's not
only my friends, because then once you responded that, my
friends would have said, oh, it's just because you're a
all right, yeah man, that's why I can't do it,
because I'm a Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
He didn't do that. He just said okay, cool and
he moved on to the next group of friends, and
I was like cool. But he always comes to me
because he knows I'm number one Vegas. And then he
likes to get a group of two to three, and
then he starts expanding the circle as long as he
can get two to commit. Then he's all in.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Billy typically, Hey, Cabo, Christmas, you coming. No, I'll be
with my family. Okay, see all right man, Yeah, I'm.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Up, Thanks Billy. Sorry about that. Man.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Well, lunch just got handed some documents.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Yeah, thank you, Scooba man, we really appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Somebody just got a new endorsement.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Yeah, that's gonna be the Texas Lottery.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Hey, guys, it's lunchbox. I needed help in the bedroom.
That's when I reached for something that was in the
form of a blue shaped circle. Didn't know what it was,
and then her, Oh, I was saluting like a veteran.
How's it going. It's Veterans Day and I'm lunchbox. Hey,
why aren't you? Why don't you reach for the red,
(04:38):
white and blue pill? Hey guys, it's lunchbox coach. Sometimes
you gotta sell your soul to the devil with that.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
That's pretty funny. No, and then I gotta do kitchen refresh. Also,
they will come and make over your cabinets like freaking amazing.
It's so amazing what they do. But yeah, that's gonna
be a commercial I got to do for the big show.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
I'm assuming you gotta get it done. Your kids are
beating the crap out of it.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Oh no, no, no, we are trying to quit soccer games
from the kitchen because we have new cabinets now, and
so I don't want them ruining the cabinets the old cabinets.
I mean, it has so loud. That is so loud.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Oh, I had it on the wrong one.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Good grief. The old cabinets they were like different colors,
and so now that we have all matching nice like
no slam cabinets. That's the coolest part is you can
let it go and it slowly closes. I mean kitchen refresh.
They did an amazing job. So we try to take
the sports now out of the kitchen.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
That's good. And also do you have indoor balls and
outdoor balls? Now we have balls, but do you have
is there a line of demarcation between the ones that
can come inside?
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Yeah, baseballs can't come inside all.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Right, because we did it at home. Maybe back in
the day. I'm trying to think of when I was
a kid, there were certain balls you could play inside
with and get away with.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Now, we never had those rules because we just played wherever.
My parents didn't really navigate or police what balls came inside.
My kids loved to dribble the basketball around. They'd love
to play soccer in the house. They'll do anything. They
like to play football. But what we used to do,
I'm gonna sell you what Foyle Baseball inside the house
(06:20):
was the greatest game ever invented.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
We played with a wadded up paper towel because it
wouldn't break anything. Yeah, and you hit it with your hand, Yes,
you hit it to the cabinets, it's a home run.
In front, it's an out blast until Dad walks in.
Nobody gave you a heads up that he was coming.
He like tiptoed for some odd reason, and the paper
towel hits him in the lunch pail when he's coming home.
That'll end it real quick.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Well, we usually played Foyle baseball when bad weather was
going on outside, or if it was at night we
were having people spend the night. We'd be down in
the living room playing foil baseball at midnight.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Yet, well, we invented a game that we could play
in the basement and it was just with your hand.
It's always with your hand, and it was.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
You didn't invent that, dude, And it was in motion.
You didn't invent that.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
And it was not a nerve ball, but made a foam,
really light foam, so you could pitch it fast enough
and you could hit it to be a home run.
But boy, your arm would hurt the next day because
you would have to throw about one hundred miles an
hour fastball, and then the ball would only go sixty.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
How cool is that that you had a basement, so
no one could hear you down there. You could be
loud and stuff.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Except for mom and Dad's bedroom was in the basement.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Oh, that does change it, because we did not have
a basement, and mom and Dad's bedroom was right above
the living room. But guess what, they didn't hear anything.
I mean, we we played foil baseball. We ran around,
and they didn't hear a thing. They never woke up nothing,
I'm telling you. And foil baseball. You had the living
room and then the other room. I don't even know
(07:52):
what the room is called, because we never used it.
It was just a room. And you had these wood
doors slide into the wall.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
They're called barroom saloon.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Is that what they're called. Yeah, And so you would
open those up, and the outfield was in the other room,
and home plate was back by the back window, by
the back door. Bam, hit it through those doors. You'd
have two on two the outfielders out there and you'd
run and dive, and the couch was first base. Second
base was right there in the middle of those doors.
Third base was the fireplace, home plate.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Was the window. We would do the baseball and the basketball.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Yeah, we had indoor basketball. We had a Michael Jordan
hoop in that other room, the room that wasn't the
living room, and it hung right above those double doors
because you could open those double doors, which was great
because then when you're going in for the dunk, you
could fly through the opening instead of crashing into the wall.
Usually if you hang one on the wall, you're very
(08:48):
limited because you hit the wall. This now open space. Great.
And it was a breakaway rim, so you would dunk
on Jordan and the rim would it off so you
don't break it. So good tear away rim. It was amazing.
I still have it. My parents kept it. They mailed
it to me. It is at the house.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
But you do need where you can go underneath the hoops.
You don't put a hole in the wall, because that
happened to church. It was the Nerf basketball hoop that
goes on the wall. Brother dunked it or I dunked it.
Foot goes in the wall. We had to put up
a I believe it was a Moses poster and said
I came in. It lasted for two years. Nobody knew
(09:29):
that we made a hole in the wall. Until my
mom one time decided to decorate or something for Christmas,
put up Jesus instead of Moses, and there was a
massive hole in the wall. And we're like, oh my gosh,
where did that come from?
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (09:41):
I mean it was a one heck of a secret
for two years though.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Yeah, that's like batter's box. He was one time running
around the house and running up and down the stairs
and you go up five stairs there's a landing and
then five stairs the other way, and he was coming
down the stairs. He fell after my parents had told
us to stop running in the house, and boom, he
crashed into the wall, big old hole. I mean the
(10:05):
size of his body just dentted in the wall right there.
But Dad could fix that, Yeah, and he fixed it
probably about three years later.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
I mean he does it for a livy. He doesn't
want to come home and do it.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
That is exactly right. That used to they let me
take you. That used to make my mom so mad.
It's like something around the house would take forever to
get fixed because he'd work all day. Last thing he
wants to do is come home and work on his
own house. And I mean things would that hole in
the wall stood there forever, but like right now, my
mom's got him repaint in the hallway, and he's like, man,
(10:45):
I just kind of got the itch, you know what
I mean. So your mom was on the phone with
her sister last night for four hours trying to pick
out paint. He goes, I spent more money on samples,
then I'm gonna spend on paint.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
But we got to get it right, honey Dews.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Yeah, man, are they near Billy if Billy still lives
in the same house he did, Yeah, yeah, they're right
down the road.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Then they're both increasing in value.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Yeah. Billy said he could retire and move to Bali.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
I uh, there's a pool right by Billy. Then I
used to ride my bike to when I was a kid.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
Well, he's not going to the community pool. He doesn't
have kids, and I don't think they allow well tails.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Yeah, you're probably right, but they did have a high dive,
and I mean high dive.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
A lot of the kid girls he's dating right now
are strippers. Oh.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Good for Billy. So he's in a good place. He's
in a real good place.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Is therapist said. For one year after the divorce, you
need to go as absolutely ape s as you possibly can,
and wherever that therapist is right now, he needs to
face the board because he needs his license revoked. That's
the worst advice I've ever heard from a therapist.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
It's a very interesting therapist. Where do you find this
therapist at the strip club? Comes up?
Speaker 2 (11:56):
CMA Fes comes for my birthday? Up? Therapist said, I
go as hard as possible. What is that? Is that real?
Oh no, he was dead serious.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
How long has it been since the divorce.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
I think it's been eighteen months.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Oh hey, that's not that's not good. That is really
not good. Man, that's really not good. Yeah, dang, all right,
let's start the show man. Yeah, you doing all right?
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Who?
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Well?
Speaker 2 (12:24):
I got an eyelash in my eyes.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
I mean you keep blinking like five hundred times. You
blink every like five hundred times a second. It's really
like weird to look at.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
And I freaking told you after the big show, I
had that window to go get it removed. And what
do you know, one minute after I'm in the bathroom,
some guy goes in there to just blow it out.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Oh he was gonna blow out your eye.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
No, he was blowing out the other eye.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Oh oh, dang man.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
And that's disrespectful on him or is it on me
because I shouldn't be doing my looking at my eye
in the in the bathroom. But whatever the case is,
I'm last. I need his poop particles in there. Correct.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
I was gonna say, then that's how you get pink, guy, Man,
you come in with a swollen pink. I like what happened. Oh, Man,
I was in the bathroom and I was getting an eyelash,
and then a shard hit me, a shard of glass, no,
a shark like someone shouted in the bathroom, and some
particles came got my eye and now I'm infected. Man,
I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Because two feet aware from where I was fixing my eye. Well,
got it all out. I'll see you later.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
That's the sign I need to go. Time for me
to head on out. The same guy, the same guy,
old redhead, Man, Old Redhead. I just I can't. I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Oh, that's a sign for me to head out.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Hey, man, Redhead is on a schedule, though, Man, he
is on a schedule.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
I'm not even worried about what's in my eye anymore.
I'm worried about how I just got shot at the
worried abult my nose.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
Now, oh man, that that redhead dude. He likes to yeah,
he likes to go.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Well, now I got nose issues. I got something in
my eye. Throw some cold paper that way.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
No, man, you need more than that, buddy, you need
to go see a doctor.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
I got a pill for you. It's freaking tombs.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
We need to figure out what you're eating, because boy, man,
you you know how to evacuate the building.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
Freaking bo oh man, all right, we're gonna and they
don't have very good ventilation in those bathrooms.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
It just stays in there.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
That's what I'm saying. If I was cleaning my eye,
I would have been in there in a haze.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Yeah. Oh well, all right, yeah, enough of that talk.
No one wants to hear that. Man, No one wants
to hear that.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
All I needed was a guy that was just gonna
go to the bathroom. But it's a guy that's number two.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Does everybody have that person in their office that does that?
And there has to be one per office? Right, we
got the redheaded guy. I'm sure that every office locer
is probably that guy at his office. Tall guys that
got his office. We know cappy. Oh boy, god, I
don't even know if he has an office. I think
he works from home.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
At my house. It's my freaking cat. Yeah, I'll just
get home after leaving this guy at work and my cat.
What do you know, goes a bathroom and it smells
like a human did it? Oh, Piper? I understand you
don't have access to water, but holy you know because
we go in water. Yeah, holy crap, that smells bad.
So I mean, it's just one from one to the other.
(15:33):
That guy blowing it out. Piper will be ready eleven
when I come home.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
That's how kids are too. Man. Let me tell you here.
Let's get ready for bed, and you start helping them
get their jammies on. It's like, did you yes? Oh
my god, Oh my gosh, Oh man, it's disgusting. All right,
enough talk, let's go.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
We're gonna do it live. Oh the one too, so loser?
Speaker 1 (16:02):
What up? Everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most
about sports, so I'll give you the sports facts, my
sports opinions, because I'm pretty much a sports genius.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
So I get the Times before I go into my intro.
I get the Times, the old Radio Times, and iHeart
just had the biggest quarter known demand podcasting. It made
a hundred It's public news a one hundred and sixty
million dollars in the third quarter.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Huh Is that gonna trickle down to us eventually?
Speaker 2 (16:33):
So so we need to.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Pick up the downloads, is what you're saying. We need
to get a piece of that pie. So how's it work?
There's this pie? Okay, there's this pie, and you're gonna
get this sliver, and we're gonna get this sliver.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
But I'm telling you we was a part of that
third quarter.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
We weren't close to one hundred and sixty million.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
Right, but do you understand it gives us longevity, staying power.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
Oh okay, yeah, yeah, we're so we're here to stay. Yeah.
I mean we're going to new Fi.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
What I'm saying, podcasting is getting bigger. I don't care
about how much we get dang paid. Oh it's like
what was I was talking to Abby about podcasting. I
was like, you, Relis didn't make a dollar the first
two and a half years we podcasted week five episodes
a week, don't even start. So I was like Abby,
one hundred dollars to us is like gold. If you
(17:20):
understand where we came from.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Yeah, yeah, we did start. We started from the dregs
of the bottom as bad.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
So I don't know how it is now. But people
are like, I'm gonna start, I'll do my intro. I'm
gonna start a podcast. Well, guess what. We didn't make
a dollar for three years, so good luck. If you
got three years of income, go have a podcast. If
you don't get into another industry.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
Yeah, or if your dad's supplying you with money and
you don't have to work, good for you. If you're
a nepo baby, that's what they're called.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
All right, my intro, y'all. So I'm from the North.
I'm a alpha male. I live on the north side
of Nashville with Baser. They are now gonna make it
sixteen lane, and I got to go into that another
episode about these people in their houses and their fences
they are taking. It's a clear cut. All the road
since I moved to the country is going to be
part of Nashville. It is unbelievable the super highway they
(18:15):
are creating right now heading to Kentucky. But yeah, we
live in the country. Two point three three three three
three three acres. I got two kids at Vanderbilt Electrophysiology,
and it justin should check on them. I actually need
to check on him and I have a heart attack,
probably when I'm seventy two and a half if I can't,
don't get this eye thing out of my eye. It's
seventy two probably.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
Oh here you, ma'am, and you forgot to say your name.
But we'll be back right up to this. Right last night,
I'm out walking the dog last night and it's cold.
I got a hoodie on, I got a beating on,
I got gloves on my hands because it's probably about
(18:54):
five thirty when I'm walking the dog.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
Do you need the crime pod? No, it would sound
like you're saying a timeline.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
I am setting up a time. I'm just giving you
a picture of what it is outside. So it's already
dark outside because it gets dark at like four point
thirty here in Nashville.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
Picture received.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
And as I'm walking on the sidewalk on the right
hand side of the road, I look over to my
left and at the corner there seems to be a
table set up. I'm like, huh, why is there a
table there? And I look a little closer and there's
kids over there. I'm like, huh, let me go over
there and see what's going on. Let me do some investigating.
(19:30):
And they got a hot chocolate stand set up.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
That's what you need to sell.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
And they are out there selling hot chocolate. And I
walk up and I'm like, oh, can I get a
you know, you guys selling hot chocolate?
Speaker 2 (19:42):
Huh yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
I'm like, can I get a cup? I'll take a
cup of hot chocolate.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
Did they think you're homeless or did you say you
had the dog with you?
Speaker 1 (19:50):
I had the dog with me.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
Okay, still not out of the woods with being homeless, correct,
But the dog looked well kept and it was on
a leash, so whatever.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
And I had shoes on and gloves. And so they're
pouring me my hot chocolate and they're making it, they're
mixing it up. And another lady walks up. She goes
what we got going on here? And they're like, oh,
you know, we're just selling some hot chocolate. She goes
(20:21):
hot chocolate. Hmmm, ah, you say hot chocolate?
Speaker 2 (20:29):
Huh, what is happening? Does she is? She slow?
Speaker 1 (20:33):
And they're like, yeah, we're just doing it seventy five
cents of glass. She goes ah, yeah, I'm not really
feeling the hot chocolate right now? Is really hoping for
more of a happy hour vibe?
Speaker 3 (20:44):
Eh see an alcoholic I'm like, hey, dumb ass, like,
it's kids out here on a street corner, Like, what
do you think they're gonna be selling?
Speaker 1 (20:56):
Do you think they're gonna be doing apple Martini's? Like,
I mean, come on, did you think though it was
that window for happy out Did you want that stirred
or shaking or did you want it neat well? I mean,
what the hell are you talking about? Yeah, I think
I'm aboau have to pass it. And then and then
she goes, yeah, so I'm gonna have to pass on
the hot chocolate. I was hoping it is more happy hour.
She wants Bailey's in it, get out of here, and then.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
Ah, white Russian lady, I tell you so A.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
I'm like, okay, show me where you live so I
know I'm not on the road when you're driving, b
have you already started your happy hour the way you're well,
I was really hoping for more happy hours, So I'm
gonna have to pass on the hot chocolate. Okay, kick
rocks lady, you idiot. And then she lingers. She hangs
out there, just going so, how much have you sold?
Speaker 2 (21:42):
Those good questions?
Speaker 1 (21:44):
How's business?
Speaker 2 (21:44):
What are you the BBB?
Speaker 1 (21:46):
Have you thought about selling anything else? No, lady, they
did not think about selling Bailey's. I promise you they're
not going to be selling Margarita's frozen or on the rocks.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
Uber driver told me you can put this moonshine they're
selling at liquor stores now. He said it's even better,
and baby, and I go and I bet it's ten
times as strong. How drunk are we trying to get
in the mornings people? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (22:07):
And it was just like, wow, this is coral and
she just lingered and she's like, yeah, so good luck
with your hot chocolate. But once again, I'm gonna have
to pass on the hot chocolate. And she finally walks away.
No need to say it three times that you're passing
on the hot chocolate. No need to announce to the
neighborhood that you're an alcoholic and that you've been drinking
since two pm. It was unbelievable. I was like, how
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stupid are these people?
Speaker 2 (22:29):
Let's be real. She didn't need the hot chocolate to
get warm. She was already warm.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
She was feeling good. And so then they finished with
my hot chocolate, and I'm like, all right, well, thank
you guys, have a good night. And I get my
hot chocolate and I start walking the dog and I
take a sip. Blah, my god, I've never tasted something
so disgusting in my life.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
I thought you were gonna say it was hot.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
No, it was cold, first of all. And it was
gone awful. It was so terrible.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
You expected better from the corner stand of hot chocolate
in the neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
And I went back and I said, hey, what are
you guys putting in this? And they're like, oh, this
dark roasted chocolate. I'm like, no, that's terrible. Guys, get
nasty quick and just put the little powder in there
and mix it up. That was awful. And milk, yeah,
they were doing water.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
Yeah, I'm more of a milk with the little marshmallows
in it.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
And they did ask me, do you want the big
marshmallows or the small marshmallows? And I said absolutely no, marshmallows.
Do not like marshmallows.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
You didn't bring any home for the wife.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
Did it was? It was cold, it wasn't good, and
so I took another sip and when I got out
of their site, tossed it. Yeah, it was over.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
It's a shame. You'd expect a better product in a
wealthy neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
Well you expect. I mean, I think it was their
first time doing it, so they'll learn from their mistakes maybe,
But buy whatever they were buying, dark chocolate roast. That
was the worst idea you've ever had in your life.
Nobody wants dark chocolate hot chocolate. You want milk chocolate
and a lot of That's the thing. It's instant. We're
in this instant world. They just zap it and stuff.
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They probably didn't even do a slow boil over the stove,
you know, they got the microwave, their microwave in that stuff.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
Yeah, so it was a rough.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
Day that lady. I was just like that, that's the
idiot I was talking about. That's the one. I was
just like, like, how dumb do you? Like? Really, no
one's gonna be selling alcohol on the street corner at
five point thirty in the afternoon when they are probably
second or third graders. Don't even know how old these
guys were never seen him before.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
Maybe she thought you were the dad.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
Oh maybe, and then I have venmoded because there was
a Venmo there and I had already venmoded. And the
girl goes, hey, that's gonna be seventy five cents. As
I tried to walk away, say hey, I've venmode. You
calm down.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
You can venmost under a dollar.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
Why I did a two dollars because there were three kids.
Seventy five cents I felt like a quarter apiece. They
weren't really gonna make any profit.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
It's tough with the Venmo. Even my hairdresser does a
new Venmo. Really, government's gonna see that she's from Russia.
Who not that it matters, but yeah, right, my cousin
she takes Venmo.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
I mean, yeah, my cousin's ex husband. He was from
Russia and he refused to pay tax. He didn't pay
his tax. He was just like me, not to pay tax.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
But my lady refuses to speak our language. We don't
speak the same language for fifty five minutes. It's complete silence.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
There's no way your haircut takes fifty five minutes.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
It's crazy. It's a shampoo. It's uh, you got shampoo conditioner.
She roumbs this other thing on it. A massage. Shed
massage the neck, she massages the ears, the lower head,
upper head. Then it comes to the haircut. And what
she taught me is through hand gestures Raymonds. I mean,
it's very difficult to understand, Raymonds. You'll see all of
(25:50):
these barbers when when they cut your hair. That's how
she talks. Okay, she says, they just do the buzzer.
I use the scissors and the buzzer. So apparently if
you do the buzz and the scissors, it takes longer
for it to grow. So I don't have to go
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back for two months. So she'll buzz the whole thing, Raymond,
and then I'll cut it and you'll three months. You
want to need to come back. So that's the thing.
No other technique anybody does that. And then she does
the blending and then she'll do the eyebrows. I'm there
fifty five minutes. It is the best. How much is
(26:32):
it thirty bucks I've ever spent in my life or shit,
she's not taking any more clients. I'm her only male.
I started with her on West End when I lived
with you found her in a hole in a wall.
I think it was a whorehouse and it was at
Strip Mall. This's Rundown.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
No, I know what you're talking about.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
I followed her from there to another place. Now I
drive thirty minutes to Franklin to a galleria. She has
moved up. She owns her whole own thing. She's a
multi millionaire. And she goes, Raymond, you're my only male customer.
I only have female who pay me five hundred dollars
(27:14):
for hair. Lie, but that will do your hair because
you're loyal, Raymond. Ten years. I've been with her, Raymond,
You're loyal to me. So she's not taking anybody else
that is incredible loyal to me. And I'm in there
(27:37):
for fifty five minutes and she's just rubbing one out
the entire time. I couldn't be more relaxed when I
leave that place.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
That's really cool. Yeah that did you just see the
power go out?
Speaker 2 (27:48):
I did. And And the tough thing is though I didn't,
I didn't carry it my story along with her. So
she met Bazer as my girlfriend. So she still thinks
I have a girlfriend because it all roots back to you.
I didn't want her to be nervous when she was
cutting my hair for my wedding so I decided in
that moment I was never going to tell her that
I was getting married because I just didn't want her
(28:09):
to be nervous and do anything different. And so I've
just never felt like telling her it happened because it'll
just work her up. So I've just never told her
I get married to Raymond. Oh, it was your girlfriend?
Are you ever going to marry her? No? No, I'm
not pulling the trigger just yet, see you later, all
right to Layman, maybe someday you get married. She married?
Speaker 1 (28:33):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (28:35):
I think she is, but I believe she has to
go home to see him.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
Right month, RAYMONDO, you need to sell her you're married.
Tell her she will she?
Speaker 2 (28:46):
Oh? Man, that is so beautiful.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
That is so beautiful, Raymond.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
That tala. So five years ago you cut my hair
and I didn't tell you, but you were cutting my
hair for my wedding. And I'm sorry, Raymond.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
Why would you never tell me that, you stupid meddle.
I just cut it, man, I didn't want you to
get nervous. Do you think I can cut a hand?
I do this for living. I do this for living.
You don't need to invite me to wedding, then I
invite me to wedding. I give you good gift. I
(29:27):
give you good gift.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
And I have seen though like she's had to obviously
because of inflation, increase her prices. But me and her
started about twenty bucks. It's graduate. It's now. I tip
her because she Nobody in the state does an hour haircut.
That that's amazing. She gladly gets fifty five dollars from
me holidays, I'll give her one hundred because I love
her that much. Whoa whoa she is rich rich no oh,
(29:53):
if you provide a service that services me. She is
the best at what she does in the entire state
of Tennessee. Wow, Raymonds, I will see you in two months.
Nobody else does the scissors and the raison like I do, Raymond,
and we always hug, very affectionate kiss. She's a great woman,
(30:17):
a very great woman. Next lady that comes in right
after me one of her clients, she goes, how are
you doing? It's a Russian lady. I am doing good.
Her clients are only Russian. I'm the only American male
client of hers, and they all look at me, dude,
like I'm a freaking alien when I walk out. Why
(30:38):
is this guy at this galleria.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
What's your lady's name again? Why you let that guy?
You let the American in here? Whats wrong with you? Girl?
What's wrong with you? You sleeping with a Raymond? No, No,
he's just loyal, loyal.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
Well. And sometimes some of the other Russians there, clients
of hers, will bring their husbands and they sit outide there,
and whenever I walk out or I'm waiting in the
waiting room, I told you, hey, Victor, Bill, Hey, Victor,
I told you it up. Can sell. When I tell
you to can sell, you sell it. Or you're gonna
find me at the bottom of a cement creek with
(31:17):
a couple cements around your legy. I told you to
can sell. Hello, I tell you, I told you. If
you don't count at ten, one, two, ten.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
We'll take a break. We're right back. Let's play your game.
I'm ready to play.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
It can be a game. Okay. So Baser had herself
a day. It was Veterans Day, and apparently everybody else
gets off except for us.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
Oh man, let me tell you, no school on Veterans
Day and no work, and so after work, I had
a full day of stuff. I'm gonna tell you all
about it after you tell me about your game. But man,
we did it. We did a day.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
So Baser goes to the mall with her friend, and
her friend has a daughter ages I guess, don't matter,
and the Sun's high school. They're awesome. The kids are great,
and Heather's her best friend and we hang out all
the time. And so they go to this memorabilia store
and Baser goes, all, right, let's surprise Ray because we
went and did brunch and the mall without me. I
spent no money. I didn't get to enjoy anything. So
(32:22):
they said, let's get him one piece of memorabilia, the
cheapest thing there. Oh, for thirty dollars. You get a picture,
but you don't get to see what it is. It's
a mystery picture. You get to pick the team, though.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
Is it autographer? Is just a picture?
Speaker 2 (32:36):
It's a picture. It's autographed, and it's usually a significant moment.
Got it before I've done one for the Yankees? You
pay thirty dollars.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
Wait, Yankees, did you get the moment Judge threw me
the ball and hit me in the chest.
Speaker 2 (32:49):
It was not that time.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
Oh, you know, it's funny. I was looking through my
phone the other day and I saw the pictures. I
never posted the pictures of how close I was the judge.
Speaker 2 (32:59):
I've seen him on your maybe.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
Yeah, but I haven't showed our listeners. I need to
do that.
Speaker 2 (33:02):
Yeah, do that, and so you can pick the team.
All that I got Charlie Hayes winning the World Series
for the Yankees fifteen years ago. Not this time. One
of the other times I've done it before, got it autographed.
I'd say it's probably its exact same value, paid thirty
It was probably thirty bucks.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
Yeah, it's not a call for Mineral Wells, Texas. Maybe
it's not all you good listening in?
Speaker 2 (33:25):
Hello, Hello, keep here for the police officers committed back
switching to declare the audio. Okay, yes, oh I've been shot. Hi,
thanks for holding for me.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
This is Charles calling for the Police Officers Committee. We're
having our back to Blue awareness campaign Sadly, our police
officers are being assaulted and attacked.
Speaker 2 (33:46):
While doing their job.
Speaker 1 (33:47):
I got good.
Speaker 2 (33:48):
That is not good organization.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
I gotta pay my child lawmakers who will fight for legislation.
Thank you, Thank you for fighting for us, Thank you
for writing us back again.
Speaker 2 (33:57):
What do I get a free Maglite.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
What I get that call once a day?
Speaker 2 (34:03):
Well, see the phone calls I get are from? Where
are my phone numbers from? From Lansing, Michigan, And so
I always know their robo calls. But they're able to
know my first three numbers, so they must. But I
don't know why they would have the number the same number. Oh,
they're doing those things that do random phone numbers, so
maybe they just plug it in so it's random Lancing
phone numbers because it's always five one seven, And I'm like, well,
(34:25):
I know nobody there, so fake delete huh.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
Yeah, I don't know anybody from Mineral Wells. I just
and it's a different number. Every time that thing calls me,
they leave a voicemail.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
It's different, but mine always starts out East Lancing five
to one seven.
Speaker 1 (34:37):
Interesting.
Speaker 2 (34:38):
Okay, So back to the mystery. So the mystery is
they said we have crime music because it is a mystery. Okay,
So they said, let's get ray Evol's when it's thirty dollars.
It could be an absolute crapper. It could have been
this is the worst player involves history. Um, basically the
Tea Higgins. I would say, the team at this point
Nico imamal Lamalovu a team photo, so this year would
(35:00):
be less than thirty dollars. Oh, so they get me
this photo valls for thirty dollars and I open it
when they when Baser comes home and brings it to me.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
Okay, it's wrapped up in like brown paper or what
it's in a Manila envelope.
Speaker 2 (35:15):
God can't see into it.
Speaker 1 (35:16):
So how big are we talking about?
Speaker 2 (35:18):
It's just eight by ten?
Speaker 1 (35:19):
Got it? It's not framed, not framed? Okay, thirty dollars,
eight by ten?
Speaker 2 (35:26):
And even if you got do you know the sport
before you buy it? Well, yeah, it's not gonna be baseball.
I think it does, say falls football. God it so
you know it's good football.
Speaker 1 (35:35):
That narrows it down. Okay, got it? I know who
it is.
Speaker 2 (35:38):
So I will tell you they paid thirty for it
and the photo I got?
Speaker 1 (35:49):
Is it awesome? Just tell me?
Speaker 2 (35:51):
Is it awesome? We made an absolute of money on
this photo. It's way more than thirty dollars. Okay.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
That means that there's only one option. I mean the
way that you explain it, there's only one option. There's
only one player in Tennessee football. History that is good
enough to rack charge more than thirty dollars raising the
head coach hypel No, no, because he went to Oklahoma.
My first thought was Curtis Martin because I thought you
(36:26):
were gonna say, oh, he's a good Tennessee player. I
think he went to Tennessee. I don't know, but it's
got to be Peyton Manning. It's a Peyton Manning photo.
Don't know what he's doing in the photo. Maybe he's
taking his helmet off after a big win, or throwing
the trutch down. He throws his two arms up, So
it's Peyton Manning signed photo.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
Incorrect. I will tell you we looked it up online
and this photo signed is worth one hundred and fifty
dollars on multiple sites. So we won five times our
(37:09):
money on this poll. In the biz, we call it
that's a good pull. So I hit up my friend Heather,
and I said, tell your kids that was a good
pull because there was three different balls pictures they could
pick from, and they had their daughter, Zippy picked the
one and so she picked this five times the money
I need to I probably need to pay her, so
(37:32):
she needs a finers fee.
Speaker 1 (37:35):
What other Tennessee football players are there. I don't know
any well, well, oh, Hindon Hooker, Well.
Speaker 2 (37:48):
He in my opinion, I have his jersey on the wall.
He was actually QBR one of the highest. He was.
He was the highest QBR rated quarterback in twenty twenty two.
The only reason the Heisman races of Caleb Williams having
an insane year for USC.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
And he had his nails painted. So that's the reason.
Speaker 2 (38:04):
No, he didn't, and he beat Alabama.
Speaker 1 (38:06):
Okay, so it wasn't him.
Speaker 2 (38:07):
He didn't start paint until he went to Chicago.
Speaker 1 (38:09):
Oh, I thought he was always painting.
Speaker 2 (38:11):
Dude, it is a running back, so I was right.
Who Cardis Martin. No, there's one way more famous.
Speaker 1 (38:22):
There's another famous running back from the University of Tennessee.
Speaker 2 (38:27):
In high school. You baby, were first year of college,
we all had him on our fantasy team.
Speaker 1 (38:33):
I didn't play fantasy until I was out of college. Man,
I'm old.
Speaker 2 (38:35):
And he had a saying give the ball, give.
Speaker 4 (38:44):
The ball, give the ball, give the ball, give the ball,
Give Jamal the ball. Jaw maul Lewis.
Speaker 2 (39:05):
Oh, I'd never got the greatest Tennessee balls running back
of all time. There's other guys like a Henry guy.
Speaker 1 (39:14):
I was thinking Henry, but I didn't know his first name. Yeah, neither,
but because all I could think is Dereck Henry. But
I was like, that, ain't it?
Speaker 2 (39:19):
So I definitely didn't think it was gonna be worth
that much. Looked it online, though.
Speaker 1 (39:22):
What's his name?
Speaker 2 (39:23):
Jamal Lewis, Number thirty one Tennessee Balls.
Speaker 1 (39:25):
Okay, I've heard the name. He played for the Ravens. Yeah,
he was huge.
Speaker 2 (39:31):
I mean he might have been the only running back
in NFL history to get like four hundred yards and
four touchdowns in a game. He was huge. And if
you guys don't know who I'm talking about, you don't
know ball, you do not.
Speaker 1 (39:44):
Curtis Martin definitely did not go to Tennessee. He went
to Pittsburgh. I'm looking up Jamal Lewis, Jamal Lewis, and
uh oh, yeah there he is.
Speaker 2 (39:57):
Yep, and I can't have you in your phone though,
this is funny. Also, go ahead, but you're not good
at multitask, No I.
Speaker 1 (40:02):
Am, I'm He played from ninety seven to nine nine.
He went to high school in doug at Douglas in Atlanta.
He was a first round pick, fifth overall Ravens and
then he played for the Browns. He's a Super Bowl champion,
he was a play NFL Offensive Player of the Year. Uh,
he made the Pro Bowl and he's in the Baltimore
Ravens Ring of Honor. Yes, go ahead, good pull, good pull. Baser,
(40:27):
that was fun game.
Speaker 2 (40:27):
Baser goes, hey, I was looking it up on AI,
which AI is never right if you guys haven't realized.
And she goes, hey, it's it's Jason Wentton, and I go,
I can assure you it's not Jason Witt.
Speaker 1 (40:39):
How would she look it up on AI.
Speaker 2 (40:41):
We knew the number, and we knew the balls, and
so she was plugging it in and she goes, oh,
you knew what number it was. Yeah, we could see
the number. Okay, So they have.
Speaker 1 (40:52):
Like a window you can look in and see the number.
That's why I'm not a great storyteller.
Speaker 2 (40:56):
Week all we could see was Manila envelope ten see
valls and we and then we couldn't see anything else.
I open it up and it is a black player,
number thirty one, and he has the ball. And so
still at that point me and Bezer have no idea
who it is. And so then we start googling for
(41:16):
the next ten minutes to try and figure out who
it is, and Baser goes. Ai says it's Jason Witten.
Well he's white, and I go, Baser, I can assure
you it's not Jason Witton. And she says, Grock is
not groc chat GPT says it's Jason Wentton and I go, Baser,
I am telling you right now all my life, this
is not Jason Wentton. And then we look it up.
(41:39):
We're like, it's Jamal Lewis and she's like.
Speaker 1 (41:41):
Give Jamma, bad give Jamma.
Speaker 2 (41:44):
We look it up. One hundred fifty dollars. That was
a good ball.
Speaker 1 (41:52):
That's pretty good.
Speaker 2 (41:53):
With that said, let's go to the story again. Let's
get another one today.
Speaker 1 (41:55):
Did you tell her that Jason Witten was white?
Speaker 2 (41:59):
Oh? We had the argument for two minutes and I said, Baser,
we don't see color in today's world. But just to
let you know, Jason Wenton's white, Jamal is black. So
I'm telling you this photo is not Jason Wenton.
Speaker 1 (42:13):
We'll be right back. That's like yesterday was Veterans Day.
Ray kids are out of school, so I get off
work and they're cooped up it's cold outside. I'm like, guys,
let's go do something fun. So I throw them in
the car and we drive and drive. There's a Chick Filane.
I'm like, let's go get some onech at Chick fil Ae.
(42:33):
I know where you were, and we go in and
I'm telling you what my pleasure. I have never seen
a bigger party in my life. They had two of
the cows walking around. They had a face painter. They
had it all that overweight. Huh uh the face painter.
Oh no, oh, they're doing it for Veterans Day. But
(42:56):
I'm wondering, did every Chick fil A do this or
did we just happen to hit the gold mine.
Speaker 2 (43:00):
Yeah? Yeah, they had other stuff down the street here
for Veteran's Day.
Speaker 1 (43:05):
They're doing a parade, right, but this was I mean
they had a face painter.
Speaker 2 (43:09):
But that's what I'm saying. Maybe you guys got the
one that supplied the cows for the parade and that's
where they went. Maybe to Grays after the parade.
Speaker 1 (43:17):
It could have been. And I'm gonna tell you what.
My oldest baby Box, he wanted a black dog painting
on his face because our.
Speaker 2 (43:27):
Dog is black. Halloween costume, and.
Speaker 1 (43:30):
So he sits down and she's like, what can I
do for you? He's like, oh, can I be a
black dog? And she's like, eh, I don't think I
can do an all black dog. He goes but, but
it's like it's like it's like, Chase, I wanna I
wanna look like my dog.
Speaker 2 (43:46):
It's a pretty basic request.
Speaker 1 (43:49):
And she goes, ah, how about I do a black
dog with white spots like a dalmatian or a white
dog with black spots. He goes, no, I want to
be all black my son.
Speaker 2 (44:00):
And see color.
Speaker 1 (44:01):
And she's like, ah, I'm sorry, but I just can't
do all black.
Speaker 2 (44:06):
And who is this lady Anti Bob Ross.
Speaker 1 (44:09):
I was like, lady, just draw a black dog on
his cheek.
Speaker 2 (44:12):
He's a kid, Just draw whatever.
Speaker 1 (44:15):
But what I didn't realize was she was doing the
whole face as a dog.
Speaker 2 (44:19):
Oh so you had a freaking puppy dog the rest
of the day.
Speaker 1 (44:21):
So she did not want to draw an all black
face on him. I thought she was just gonna draw
a black dog on his cheek, and she kept saying, no,
I can't just do a black dog. And I was
so confused on why she wouldn't just draw a black
damn dog?
Speaker 2 (44:40):
What above and beyond painting.
Speaker 1 (44:43):
Exactly, And that is why she painted their faces like this.
Speaker 2 (44:51):
That's awesome, it's really good. It's really freaking good. Why
does your kid actually look good as a dog?
Speaker 1 (44:59):
I mean, it looks so good. I mean, I thought
she did a great job.
Speaker 2 (45:04):
How long were you there, Bob Ross? Like two hours?
Speaker 1 (45:07):
No, it took her like three minutes.
Speaker 2 (45:09):
Yeah, that's phenomenal, phenomenal job. You're you walk in with
your wife. I think she brought the dogs inside and.
Speaker 1 (45:18):
When they were done, I said, hey, guys, what do
you say? And they go thank you? And I say, no,
you say roof, roff, God you missed the chances were
a great joke. But I could not understand.
Speaker 2 (45:30):
What do you dogs want from Chick fil A? You
want some dog food? I couldn't understand why she went
to a black dog? Makes sense now, makes sense. Couldn't
understand why Baser thought it was Jason Witton.
Speaker 1 (45:40):
And your story tied perfectly into my story about how
Bazer thought a black guy was Jason Whitten and this
like he wouldn't do blackface for a dog, because she
was doing the whole face I was like, lady, you're
about to lose this kid. He's gonna lose his mind
if you won't just draw a black dog on his cheek.
But she was going full throttle and it was awesome.
(46:01):
It was great.
Speaker 2 (46:02):
Then you know why I like that? Why I like
the chocolate, uh hot chocolate, because that's real life, that's
not AI. You know why I like the painting on
the kid's face because it's not Ai.
Speaker 1 (46:11):
Yeah, anything that's not AI is good. Then we headed
over the trampoline park and they've changed the rules of
the trampoline park all of a sudden. They're strict about everything.
No bras, no, if you don't have trampoline socks. Even
as a parent, you can't even walk around up where
the trampolines are insurance. And I'm like, so they're like, dad, Dad,
(46:34):
come up here and play with it. I'm like, guys,
I didn't bring socks. I have fungus, and I did
do something that I'm pretty ashamed of. I was one
of those parents you hit on another woman there. No,
I had the laptop out and I was doing my work.
Was it the pod that's the big show?
Speaker 2 (46:52):
Anyboddy asks you, hey man, what you working on over
posting a podcast.
Speaker 1 (47:00):
Exactly. Some people got their mouth out, you know what
I mean. They're clicking around. I'm sitting there, and I'm like,
I am one of those parents that we make fun
of taking a computer. But I was like, I've gotten
to do my work for the big show. They're at
the trampoline park. I mean, this is a great time.
I can't go up there and play because I don't
have trampoline socks and I don't want to pay the
eight dollars for trampoline socks. And so I pulled out
(47:25):
the computer and I sat there and I was like, man,
I look like an absolute idiot. And Baby Box came
to complain about everything. Dad, Dad. The basketball goal it
says we can't hang on the rim anymore. Okay, well
last time we could, Okay, but the rules have changed.
I'm sorry, you know what I mean, Like, I don't know,
Just go have fun. Okay, five minutes there, Dad, Dad.
(47:47):
Now that there's sciences that say only one kid per trampoline,
we used to be able to jump all on one trampoline. Okay, well,
I'm sorry they changed the rules. What just go have fun?
Speaker 2 (47:58):
Dad?
Speaker 1 (47:59):
Dad? Over there, it says, you have to be fifty
inches tall to get on that one. Now we used
to jump on it. Now I can't. Okay, what do
you want me to do? Why do they change everything? Dad?
I don't know. Dak, can we can we get a
card so we can play the video games? No, we
came here to jump on trample ings. We're not playing
(48:20):
damn video games.
Speaker 2 (48:21):
Was it packed?
Speaker 1 (48:21):
No, it was empty. The one we went to was empty.
Awesome On Veterans Day, it was great. It was great,
Maybe the world's working again. And I was like, this
is the perfect one because there's not that many people.
And eventually they got over the okay, you know, the
rules have changed, and they had fun. They jumped for
like two hours. Then the bad part was it was
(48:44):
time to get flu shots. And I know, I know
some people don't get flu shots. Aaron Rodgers, Save the emails,
save the complaints. I do flu shots for my kids,
don't don't. I don't care what you say. You're not
gonna change my mind. But I don't like tell my
kids that we're going to get flu shots because they're
scared of needles.
Speaker 2 (49:03):
Scared truck drivers are anti vacs.
Speaker 1 (49:08):
And we're driving home like, all right, dad, what are
we going to do now? And I'm like, oh, we're
gonna go do something.
Speaker 2 (49:15):
Just a little stick in a post.
Speaker 1 (49:16):
We're gonna go do something. And we drive past our
neighborhood and they're like, where are we going? Where are
we going? Where are we going? I'm like, no, I
don't tell them because when you tell them, they start
freaking out.
Speaker 2 (49:31):
Dude, you act like you're dealing with convicts.
Speaker 1 (49:33):
No, I is it really is. I'm like, we're not
going anywhere. We're not going anywhere. We're just going down
here for real quick. We're going down here real quick.
And I mean about a minute and a half after
we get past our neighborhood, my oldest looks at the
middle goes, I know where we're going. He goes, We're
going to get flu shots. They were onto the ward
and dude, he called it out. I mean he literally
(49:57):
called it out. And I'm on the phae with my sister.
I was like, oh my gosh, he just told him
that we're going to get flu shots. He figured it out.
She goes, Damn, he's smart. I'm like, yeah, he knows
where we're going. He goes, we're going to get flu shots,
and both they all immediately.
Speaker 2 (50:12):
I don't want to get a flu shot.
Speaker 1 (50:13):
I don't want to get a flu shot.
Speaker 2 (50:14):
I'm not going first.
Speaker 1 (50:15):
I'm not going first. They start freaking out. They start
freaking out, and we get to the doctor and I mean,
they're hiding in the corner. They won't get up on
the table, and baby Box is like, oh, I gotta
go to the bathroom. I gotta go to the bathroom
so he won't have to go first. So he goes
and sits in the bathroom for like fifteen minutes, and
I'm knocking on the door. I'm like, what are you doing.
(50:35):
He's like, I'm almost done. And I said, you said
you were just peeing. Well, I'm pooping now I'm pooping.
I'm like, you're still gonna have to get the shot
either way.
Speaker 2 (50:48):
I hear him, I got sick on the number two.
Speaker 1 (50:51):
So he came in there and they do the shot,
and for the next two hours, Babybox, I can't walk.
It hurts so bad. I can't walk. Oh my gosh,
I can't walk. It was so ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (51:05):
Yep, what are you doing? The last time I got mine?
Speaker 1 (51:13):
That's a COVID shot.
Speaker 2 (51:14):
Ashland City, Tennessee, March seventeenth, twenty one.
Speaker 1 (51:21):
That's a COVID, that's not a flu.
Speaker 2 (51:23):
And then I got it April ninth, twenty twenty one.
Speaker 1 (51:29):
Wow. Yeah, and so how did we get over it?
We did the shots. I mean, we haven't got strawberry
milkshakes man to celebrate, and that still didn't cure his leg.
Even this morning, my wife texted me and said he's
still complaining his leg doesn't work because of the shot.
Speaker 2 (51:47):
Well, get ready, kid, if there's ever a pandemic in
twenty years, the second shot you get, it's gonna make
you feel like crap, make you feel a lot worse
than that. I was dog sick for like a week.
Speaker 1 (51:59):
Oh man, a day, Happy Veterans Day, Happy Wednesday.
Speaker 2 (52:04):
We cover everything we needed to, I think, so, I
mean baseball basketball.
Speaker 1 (52:08):
Yeah, we didn't talk about Wimby hitting a three and
then a step back three against the balls the other night.
But I mean, I don't know what else we're gonna
talk about.
Speaker 2 (52:17):
Let's be real.
Speaker 1 (52:18):
NBA.
Speaker 2 (52:19):
Okay, so he's gonna win it or MVP is gonna
be they're really good. They got a six man called
I J. Mitchell who's really good.
Speaker 1 (52:26):
Yeah, but really, the MVP every year is Joki. She
is the best player in the world.
Speaker 2 (52:33):
According to Vegas, they're the only team that has any
prayer at stopping Oka. See, and they're not gonna stop
huntil the finals.
Speaker 1 (52:41):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 2 (52:42):
Problem the finals.
Speaker 1 (52:43):
Yeah, the only problem is we're both in the Western Conference,
so if they, if they somehow meet in the finals,
that'd be unbelievable. I mean, we didn't even talk about
those dudes that, uh, we're throwing balls on purpose to
for five thousand dollars. The relievers for the Guardians. They
were making millions of dollars and then people were like, hey,
we'll pay you five thousand dollars if you come in
and your first pitch is a ball.
Speaker 2 (53:05):
Emmanuel Classe and that Ortiz guy.
Speaker 1 (53:07):
Yeah, well, problem is some of the people were swinging
the pitchers.
Speaker 2 (53:11):
The one guy swung at as the litter and the
guy sent him acted like he was hanging and Emmanuel
Classe he sends him back a sad face emoji like, oh,
didn't know he was gonna swing at the ball. So
they cleared twelve thousand dollars and gave up and risk
twenty eight million. Boy is the power of the dollar
(53:36):
has not lost any value.
Speaker 1 (53:38):
I mean that is crazy because they're like, oh, I'm
getting a show five thousand every time I pitch. How
amazing people.
Speaker 2 (53:45):
Did you see it? He asked the guy the well
whoever he was dealing with the mob Emmanuel Class and Ortiz.
They go, oh, so it can just be any pitch,
and the guy goes, yeah, just like one of the
more popular ones is the first pitch of your outing.
So since he was a closer, first pitch Emmanuel Class ball,
he would throw it five feet before the plate. These balls,
(54:06):
these pitches weren't even close.
Speaker 1 (54:09):
Oh man.
Speaker 2 (54:10):
Then he got a little risky and did a splitter
across the middle and the guy swung at it. When
it hit the plate, the dumbass swings it a splitter
in the dirt on the first pitch.
Speaker 1 (54:22):
Send a sad face, stupid, unbelievable, unfreaking believable. I mean,
it's everywhere. This just tells you it's everywhere.
Speaker 2 (54:32):
Well, then he facilitated his buddy or tease to come
in and so he or Emmanuel Classe got five K
or T's got five K for Ortiz throwing a ball.
Speaker 1 (54:41):
Yeah, And then John Moran. I mean, you need to
tag that Beid all his videos. He's he's given up.
Have you watched him play? He doesn't care anymore. He
didn't even.
Speaker 2 (54:51):
Try, but saw where he said, ask my team, ask
my coaches.
Speaker 1 (54:54):
Yeah, that's my coaches. Man. We're all good as my coaches.
If they told you that, we're good. Yeah, all right,
we gotta go man, all right, we already buzz yeah,
all right.
Speaker 2 (55:07):
M
Are you doing the whistle thing again? Just off, Mike, Okay,
but you're back. Yeah, we've all been back.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Good man.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
It feels good to be here on Wednesday, and I mean,
we forgot to say it on Monday, so we will
say Happy Veterans Day to all our veterans out there
that listen to our podcast. Do we have any veterans
that listen to our pod? I have no idea what
(00:33):
you're doing. Are you trying to do the Star Spangled banner.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Though it's some sort of a salute. Don't understand if
they're VET, That's why you didn't understand.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Yeah, I'm not a VET, so I had no idea
what that was. I was very confused. Let's see, do
we have any vets that listen to our pod that
I can remember? No, I can't. I don't know any.
I don't think anybody that we've met has told us
they were in the military at some point. But I
did see Randy Tour. I think that was right. He
(01:02):
got coaches conventions tickets from his wife or his girlfriend.
I don't know. Let me go, and man, I'll have
to go to the Facebook page and look. But he
said surprise coaches convention tickets.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Now, one dude that wanted me to read your locks.
He was so pumped that I did that on Monday show.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
I'm glad he was. I mean, there are stupid people
in this world, and I'm gonna tell you all about him.
But man, it feels good to be here on Wednesday.
Are you ready? Are you ready?
Speaker 2 (01:27):
You want me to hit the bone head?
Speaker 1 (01:29):
No? No, no, no, no no no. Here we go here.
I'm gonna tell you who it was.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
It was.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Let me read the post again. Randy a tour. I
just got an anniversary surprise. I was giving flights and
tickets to c C five. Is there a convention group?
And if so, how do we get into it? Jessica
and Nicole, you are amazing. So there you go. They're
coming from Colorado. Maybe they're bringing the Weed Brothers with him.
I'm not sure Weed Bomber now Weed Bummer is not.
(01:56):
He's from Vegas. I believe he's a Raider fan. I
don't even know if he's still around.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Fregging the one people from Colorado. Middle of the convention
in Vegas. Hey, you guys want to talk football, let's go.
We're in the heart of playoff football. What you guys
want to talk. Hey, uh, Nuggets basketball is gonna be
pretty good. What do you guys takes on it?
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Hey? What do you guys think about the Nuggets this year?
I haven't really getting much thought to it. NBA champions
smash cut. Six months later they win the NBA Championship.
This was a great question. Great question. I mean, he
was right on spot on and was great.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
That was was that before or after Ashley had half
her bra off and she was on our table at
Saturday morning nine am? I don't know.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
She really definitely thought she was on the podcast. It
was a very weird, very weird event, very weird.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
But if that's why you got to kind of shy
away from Vegas, yeah, I mean my sister feeling it.
I mean she came up to me post podcast and goes, hey,
you want some pizza? You want pizza? I go, what
for brunch? And also why are you feeding me like
I'm a our baby bird?
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Yeah. Garrett did hit me up and he said, do
you want to go to Vegas MLKA day weekend? And
I said no, we got Coaches Convention five and he said,
move it to Vegas. I was like, it's not that easy.
We can't just shift. People are already coming to Nashville
sore Losers dot Com. It's happening. Now, let's start the
show because last last show, we didn't start till the end,
so we got to start it now.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
At least your buddy's not Garrett. At least he's not
only my friends, because then once you responded that, my
friends would have said, oh, it's just because you're a
all right, yeah man, that's why I can't do it,
because I'm a Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
He didn't do that. He just said okay, cool and
he moved on to the next group of friends, and
I was like cool. But he always comes to me
because he knows I'm number one Vegas. And then he
likes to get a group of two to three, and
then he starts expanding the circle as long as he
can get two to commit. Then he's all in.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Billy typically, Hey, Cabo, Christmas, you coming. No, I'll be
with my family. Okay, see all right man, Yeah, I'm.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Up, Thanks Billy. Sorry about that. Man.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Well, lunch just got handed some documents.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Yeah, thank you, Scooba man, we really appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Somebody just got a new endorsement.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Yeah, that's gonna be the Texas Lottery.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Hey, guys, it's lunchbox. I needed help in the bedroom.
That's when I reached for something that was in the
form of a blue shaped circle. Didn't know what it was,
and then her, Oh, I was saluting like a veteran.
How's it going. It's Veterans Day and I'm lunchbox. Hey,
why aren't you? Why don't you reach for the red,
(04:38):
white and blue pill? Hey guys, it's lunchbox coach. Sometimes
you gotta sell your soul to the devil with that.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
That's pretty funny. No, and then I gotta do kitchen refresh. Also,
they will come and make over your cabinets like freaking amazing.
It's so amazing what they do. But yeah, that's gonna
be a commercial I got to do for the big show.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
I'm assuming you gotta get it done. Your kids are
beating the crap out of it.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Oh no, no, no, we are trying to quit soccer games
from the kitchen because we have new cabinets now, and
so I don't want them ruining the cabinets the old cabinets.
I mean, it has so loud. That is so loud.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Oh, I had it on the wrong one.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Good grief. The old cabinets they were like different colors,
and so now that we have all matching nice like
no slam cabinets. That's the coolest part is you can
let it go and it slowly closes. I mean kitchen refresh.
They did an amazing job. So we try to take
the sports now out of the kitchen.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
That's good. And also do you have indoor balls and
outdoor balls? Now we have balls, but do you have
is there a line of demarcation between the ones that
can come inside?
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Yeah, baseballs can't come inside all.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Right, because we did it at home. Maybe back in
the day. I'm trying to think of when I was
a kid, there were certain balls you could play inside
with and get away with.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Now, we never had those rules because we just played wherever.
My parents didn't really navigate or police what balls came inside.
My kids loved to dribble the basketball around. They'd love
to play soccer in the house. They'll do anything. They
like to play football. But what we used to do,
I'm gonna sell you what Foyle Baseball inside the house
(06:20):
was the greatest game ever invented.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
We played with a wadded up paper towel because it
wouldn't break anything. Yeah, and you hit it with your hand, Yes,
you hit it to the cabinets, it's a home run.
In front, it's an out blast until Dad walks in.
Nobody gave you a heads up that he was coming.
He like tiptoed for some odd reason, and the paper
towel hits him in the lunch pail when he's coming home.
That'll end it real quick.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Well, we usually played Foyle baseball when bad weather was
going on outside, or if it was at night we
were having people spend the night. We'd be down in
the living room playing foil baseball at midnight.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Yet, well, we invented a game that we could play
in the basement and it was just with your hand.
It's always with your hand, and it was.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
You didn't invent that, dude, And it was in motion.
You didn't invent that.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
And it was not a nerve ball, but made a foam,
really light foam, so you could pitch it fast enough
and you could hit it to be a home run.
But boy, your arm would hurt the next day because
you would have to throw about one hundred miles an
hour fastball, and then the ball would only go sixty.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
How cool is that that you had a basement, so
no one could hear you down there. You could be
loud and stuff.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Except for mom and Dad's bedroom was in the basement.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Oh, that does change it, because we did not have
a basement, and mom and Dad's bedroom was right above
the living room. But guess what, they didn't hear anything.
I mean, we we played foil baseball. We ran around,
and they didn't hear a thing. They never woke up nothing,
I'm telling you. And foil baseball. You had the living
room and then the other room. I don't even know
(07:52):
what the room is called, because we never used it.
It was just a room. And you had these wood
doors slide into the wall.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
They're called barroom saloon.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Is that what they're called. Yeah, And so you would
open those up, and the outfield was in the other room,
and home plate was back by the back window, by
the back door. Bam, hit it through those doors. You'd
have two on two the outfielders out there and you'd
run and dive, and the couch was first base. Second
base was right there in the middle of those doors.
Third base was the fireplace, home plate.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Was the window. We would do the baseball and the basketball.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Yeah, we had indoor basketball. We had a Michael Jordan
hoop in that other room, the room that wasn't the
living room, and it hung right above those double doors
because you could open those double doors, which was great
because then when you're going in for the dunk, you
could fly through the opening instead of crashing into the wall.
Usually if you hang one on the wall, you're very
(08:48):
limited because you hit the wall. This now open space. Great.
And it was a breakaway rim, so you would dunk
on Jordan and the rim would it off so you
don't break it. So good tear away rim. It was amazing.
I still have it. My parents kept it. They mailed
it to me. It is at the house.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
But you do need where you can go underneath the hoops.
You don't put a hole in the wall, because that
happened to church. It was the Nerf basketball hoop that
goes on the wall. Brother dunked it or I dunked it.
Foot goes in the wall. We had to put up
a I believe it was a Moses poster and said
I came in. It lasted for two years. Nobody knew
(09:29):
that we made a hole in the wall. Until my
mom one time decided to decorate or something for Christmas,
put up Jesus instead of Moses, and there was a
massive hole in the wall. And we're like, oh my gosh,
where did that come from?
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (09:41):
I mean it was a one heck of a secret
for two years though.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Yeah, that's like batter's box. He was one time running
around the house and running up and down the stairs
and you go up five stairs there's a landing and
then five stairs the other way, and he was coming
down the stairs. He fell after my parents had told
us to stop running in the house, and boom, he
crashed into the wall, big old hole. I mean the
(10:05):
size of his body just dentted in the wall right there.
But Dad could fix that, Yeah, and he fixed it
probably about three years later.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
I mean he does it for a livy. He doesn't
want to come home and do it.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
That is exactly right. That used to they let me
take you. That used to make my mom so mad.
It's like something around the house would take forever to
get fixed because he'd work all day. Last thing he
wants to do is come home and work on his
own house. And I mean things would that hole in
the wall stood there forever, but like right now, my
mom's got him repaint in the hallway, and he's like, man,
(10:45):
I just kind of got the itch, you know what
I mean. So your mom was on the phone with
her sister last night for four hours trying to pick
out paint. He goes, I spent more money on samples,
then I'm gonna spend on paint.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
But we got to get it right, honey Dews.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Yeah, man, are they near Billy if Billy still lives
in the same house he did, Yeah, yeah, they're right
down the road.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Then they're both increasing in value.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Yeah. Billy said he could retire and move to Bali.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
I uh, there's a pool right by Billy. Then I
used to ride my bike to when I was a kid.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
Well, he's not going to the community pool. He doesn't
have kids, and I don't think they allow well tails.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Yeah, you're probably right, but they did have a high dive,
and I mean high dive.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
A lot of the kid girls he's dating right now
are strippers. Oh.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Good for Billy. So he's in a good place. He's
in a real good place.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Is therapist said. For one year after the divorce, you
need to go as absolutely ape s as you possibly can,
and wherever that therapist is right now, he needs to
face the board because he needs his license revoked. That's
the worst advice I've ever heard from a therapist.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
It's a very interesting therapist. Where do you find this
therapist at the strip club? Comes up?
Speaker 2 (11:56):
CMA Fes comes for my birthday? Up? Therapist said, I
go as hard as possible. What is that? Is that real?
Oh no, he was dead serious.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
How long has it been since the divorce.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
I think it's been eighteen months.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Oh hey, that's not that's not good. That is really
not good. Man, that's really not good. Yeah, dang, all right,
let's start the show man. Yeah, you doing all right?
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Who?
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Well?
Speaker 2 (12:24):
I got an eyelash in my eyes.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
I mean you keep blinking like five hundred times. You
blink every like five hundred times a second. It's really
like weird to look at.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
And I freaking told you after the big show, I
had that window to go get it removed. And what
do you know, one minute after I'm in the bathroom,
some guy goes in there to just blow it out.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Oh he was gonna blow out your eye.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
No, he was blowing out the other eye.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Oh oh, dang man.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
And that's disrespectful on him or is it on me
because I shouldn't be doing my looking at my eye
in the in the bathroom. But whatever the case is,
I'm last. I need his poop particles in there. Correct.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
I was gonna say, then that's how you get pink, guy, Man,
you come in with a swollen pink. I like what happened. Oh, Man,
I was in the bathroom and I was getting an eyelash,
and then a shard hit me, a shard of glass, no,
a shark like someone shouted in the bathroom, and some
particles came got my eye and now I'm infected. Man,
I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Because two feet aware from where I was fixing my eye. Well,
got it all out. I'll see you later.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
That's the sign I need to go. Time for me
to head on out. The same guy, the same guy,
old redhead, Man, Old Redhead. I just I can't. I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Oh, that's a sign for me to head out.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Hey, man, Redhead is on a schedule, though, Man, he
is on a schedule.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
I'm not even worried about what's in my eye anymore.
I'm worried about how I just got shot at the
worried abult my nose.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
Now, oh man, that that redhead dude. He likes to yeah,
he likes to go.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Well, now I got nose issues. I got something in
my eye. Throw some cold paper that way.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
No, man, you need more than that, buddy, you need
to go see a doctor.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
I got a pill for you. It's freaking tombs.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
We need to figure out what you're eating, because boy, man,
you you know how to evacuate the building.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
Freaking bo oh man, all right, we're gonna and they
don't have very good ventilation in those bathrooms.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
It just stays in there.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
That's what I'm saying. If I was cleaning my eye,
I would have been in there in a haze.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Yeah. Oh well, all right, yeah, enough of that talk.
No one wants to hear that. Man, No one wants
to hear that.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
All I needed was a guy that was just gonna
go to the bathroom. But it's a guy that's number two.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Does everybody have that person in their office that does that?
And there has to be one per office? Right, we
got the redheaded guy. I'm sure that every office locer
is probably that guy at his office. Tall guys that
got his office. We know cappy. Oh boy, god, I
don't even know if he has an office. I think
he works from home.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
At my house. It's my freaking cat. Yeah, I'll just
get home after leaving this guy at work and my cat.
What do you know, goes a bathroom and it smells
like a human did it? Oh, Piper? I understand you
don't have access to water, but holy you know because
we go in water. Yeah, holy crap, that smells bad.
So I mean, it's just one from one to the other.
(15:33):
That guy blowing it out. Piper will be ready eleven
when I come home.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
That's how kids are too. Man. Let me tell you here.
Let's get ready for bed, and you start helping them
get their jammies on. It's like, did you yes? Oh
my god, Oh my gosh, Oh man, it's disgusting. All right,
enough talk, let's go.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
We're gonna do it live. Oh the one too, so loser?
Speaker 1 (16:02):
What up? Everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most
about sports, so I'll give you the sports facts, my
sports opinions, because I'm pretty much a sports genius.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
So I get the Times before I go into my intro.
I get the Times, the old Radio Times, and iHeart
just had the biggest quarter known demand podcasting. It made
a hundred It's public news a one hundred and sixty
million dollars in the third quarter.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Huh Is that gonna trickle down to us eventually?
Speaker 2 (16:33):
So so we need to.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Pick up the downloads, is what you're saying. We need
to get a piece of that pie. So how's it work?
There's this pie? Okay, there's this pie, and you're gonna
get this sliver, and we're gonna get this sliver.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
But I'm telling you we was a part of that
third quarter.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
We weren't close to one hundred and sixty million.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
Right, but do you understand it gives us longevity, staying power.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
Oh okay, yeah, yeah, we're so we're here to stay. Yeah.
I mean we're going to new Fi.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
What I'm saying, podcasting is getting bigger. I don't care
about how much we get dang paid. Oh it's like
what was I was talking to Abby about podcasting. I
was like, you, Relis didn't make a dollar the first
two and a half years we podcasted week five episodes
a week, don't even start. So I was like Abby,
one hundred dollars to us is like gold. If you
(17:20):
understand where we came from.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Yeah, yeah, we did start. We started from the dregs
of the bottom as bad.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
So I don't know how it is now. But people
are like, I'm gonna start, I'll do my intro. I'm
gonna start a podcast. Well, guess what. We didn't make
a dollar for three years, so good luck. If you
got three years of income, go have a podcast. If
you don't get into another industry.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
Yeah, or if your dad's supplying you with money and
you don't have to work, good for you. If you're
a nepo baby, that's what they're called.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
All right, my intro, y'all. So I'm from the North.
I'm a alpha male. I live on the north side
of Nashville with Baser. They are now gonna make it
sixteen lane, and I got to go into that another
episode about these people in their houses and their fences
they are taking. It's a clear cut. All the road
since I moved to the country is going to be
part of Nashville. It is unbelievable the super highway they
(18:15):
are creating right now heading to Kentucky. But yeah, we
live in the country. Two point three three three three
three three acres. I got two kids at Vanderbilt Electrophysiology,
and it justin should check on them. I actually need
to check on him and I have a heart attack,
probably when I'm seventy two and a half if I can't,
don't get this eye thing out of my eye. It's
seventy two probably.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
Oh here you, ma'am, and you forgot to say your name.
But we'll be back right up to this. Right last night,
I'm out walking the dog last night and it's cold.
I got a hoodie on, I got a beating on,
I got gloves on my hands because it's probably about
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five thirty when I'm walking the dog.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
Do you need the crime pod? No, it would sound
like you're saying a timeline.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
I am setting up a time. I'm just giving you
a picture of what it is outside. So it's already
dark outside because it gets dark at like four point
thirty here in Nashville.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
Picture received.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
And as I'm walking on the sidewalk on the right
hand side of the road, I look over to my
left and at the corner there seems to be a
table set up. I'm like, huh, why is there a
table there? And I look a little closer and there's
kids over there. I'm like, huh, let me go over
there and see what's going on. Let me do some investigating.
(19:30):
And they got a hot chocolate stand set up.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
That's what you need to sell.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
And they are out there selling hot chocolate. And I
walk up and I'm like, oh, can I get a
you know, you guys selling hot chocolate?
Speaker 2 (19:42):
Huh yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
I'm like, can I get a cup? I'll take a
cup of hot chocolate.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
Did they think you're homeless or did you say you
had the dog with you?
Speaker 1 (19:50):
I had the dog with me.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
Okay, still not out of the woods with being homeless, correct,
But the dog looked well kept and it was on
a leash, so whatever.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
And I had shoes on and gloves. And so they're
pouring me my hot chocolate and they're making it, they're
mixing it up. And another lady walks up. She goes
what we got going on here? And they're like, oh,
you know, we're just selling some hot chocolate. She goes
(20:21):
hot chocolate. Hmmm, ah, you say hot chocolate?
Speaker 2 (20:29):
Huh, what is happening? Does she is? She slow?
Speaker 1 (20:33):
And they're like, yeah, we're just doing it seventy five
cents of glass. She goes ah, yeah, I'm not really
feeling the hot chocolate right now? Is really hoping for
more of a happy hour vibe?
Speaker 3 (20:44):
Eh see an alcoholic I'm like, hey, dumb ass, like,
it's kids out here on a street corner, Like, what
do you think they're gonna be selling?
Speaker 1 (20:56):
Do you think they're gonna be doing apple Martini's? Like,
I mean, come on, did you think though it was
that window for happy out Did you want that stirred
or shaking or did you want it neat well? I mean,
what the hell are you talking about? Yeah, I think
I'm aboau have to pass it. And then and then
she goes, yeah, so I'm gonna have to pass on
the hot chocolate. I was hoping it is more happy hour.
She wants Bailey's in it, get out of here, and then.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
Ah, white Russian lady, I tell you so A.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
I'm like, okay, show me where you live so I
know I'm not on the road when you're driving, b
have you already started your happy hour the way you're well,
I was really hoping for more happy hours, So I'm
gonna have to pass on the hot chocolate. Okay, kick
rocks lady, you idiot. And then she lingers. She hangs
out there, just going so, how much have you sold?
Speaker 2 (21:42):
Those good questions?
Speaker 1 (21:44):
How's business?
Speaker 2 (21:44):
What are you the BBB?
Speaker 1 (21:46):
Have you thought about selling anything else? No, lady, they
did not think about selling Bailey's. I promise you they're
not going to be selling Margarita's frozen or on the rocks.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
Uber driver told me you can put this moonshine they're
selling at liquor stores now. He said it's even better,
and baby, and I go and I bet it's ten
times as strong. How drunk are we trying to get
in the mornings people? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (22:07):
And it was just like, wow, this is coral and
she just lingered and she's like, yeah, so good luck
with your hot chocolate. But once again, I'm gonna have
to pass on the hot chocolate. And she finally walks away.
No need to say it three times that you're passing
on the hot chocolate. No need to announce to the
neighborhood that you're an alcoholic and that you've been drinking
since two pm. It was unbelievable. I was like, how
(22:28):
stupid are these people?
Speaker 2 (22:29):
Let's be real. She didn't need the hot chocolate to
get warm. She was already warm.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
She was feeling good. And so then they finished with
my hot chocolate, and I'm like, all right, well, thank
you guys, have a good night. And I get my
hot chocolate and I start walking the dog and I
take a sip. Blah, my god, I've never tasted something
so disgusting in my life.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
I thought you were gonna say it was hot.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
No, it was cold, first of all. And it was
gone awful. It was so terrible.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
You expected better from the corner stand of hot chocolate
in the neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
And I went back and I said, hey, what are
you guys putting in this? And they're like, oh, this
dark roasted chocolate. I'm like, no, that's terrible. Guys, get
nasty quick and just put the little powder in there
and mix it up. That was awful. And milk, yeah,
they were doing water.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
Yeah, I'm more of a milk with the little marshmallows
in it.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
And they did ask me, do you want the big
marshmallows or the small marshmallows? And I said absolutely no, marshmallows.
Do not like marshmallows.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
You didn't bring any home for the wife.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
Did it was? It was cold, it wasn't good, and
so I took another sip and when I got out
of their site, tossed it. Yeah, it was over.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
It's a shame. You'd expect a better product in a
wealthy neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
Well you expect. I mean, I think it was their
first time doing it, so they'll learn from their mistakes maybe,
But buy whatever they were buying, dark chocolate roast. That
was the worst idea you've ever had in your life.
Nobody wants dark chocolate hot chocolate. You want milk chocolate
and a lot of That's the thing. It's instant. We're
in this instant world. They just zap it and stuff.
(24:05):
They probably didn't even do a slow boil over the stove,
you know, they got the microwave, their microwave in that stuff.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
Yeah, so it was a rough.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
Day that lady. I was just like that, that's the
idiot I was talking about. That's the one. I was
just like, like, how dumb do you? Like? Really, no
one's gonna be selling alcohol on the street corner at
five point thirty in the afternoon when they are probably
second or third graders. Don't even know how old these
guys were never seen him before.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
Maybe she thought you were the dad.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
Oh maybe, and then I have venmoded because there was
a Venmo there and I had already venmoded. And the
girl goes, hey, that's gonna be seventy five cents. As
I tried to walk away, say hey, I've venmode. You
calm down.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
You can venmost under a dollar.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
Why I did a two dollars because there were three kids.
Seventy five cents I felt like a quarter apiece. They
weren't really gonna make any profit.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
It's tough with the Venmo. Even my hairdresser does a
new Venmo. Really, government's gonna see that she's from Russia.
Who not that it matters, but yeah, right, my cousin
she takes Venmo.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
I mean, yeah, my cousin's ex husband. He was from
Russia and he refused to pay tax. He didn't pay
his tax. He was just like me, not to pay tax.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
But my lady refuses to speak our language. We don't
speak the same language for fifty five minutes. It's complete silence.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
There's no way your haircut takes fifty five minutes.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
It's crazy. It's a shampoo. It's uh, you got shampoo conditioner.
She roumbs this other thing on it. A massage. Shed
massage the neck, she massages the ears, the lower head,
upper head. Then it comes to the haircut. And what
she taught me is through hand gestures Raymonds. I mean,
it's very difficult to understand, Raymonds. You'll see all of
(25:50):
these barbers when when they cut your hair. That's how
she talks. Okay, she says, they just do the buzzer.
I use the scissors and the buzzer. So apparently if
you do the buzz and the scissors, it takes longer
for it to grow. So I don't have to go
(26:12):
back for two months. So she'll buzz the whole thing, Raymond,
and then I'll cut it and you'll three months. You
want to need to come back. So that's the thing.
No other technique anybody does that. And then she does
the blending and then she'll do the eyebrows. I'm there
fifty five minutes. It is the best. How much is
(26:32):
it thirty bucks I've ever spent in my life or shit,
she's not taking any more clients. I'm her only male.
I started with her on West End when I lived
with you found her in a hole in a wall.
I think it was a whorehouse and it was at
Strip Mall. This's Rundown.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
No, I know what you're talking about.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
I followed her from there to another place. Now I
drive thirty minutes to Franklin to a galleria. She has
moved up. She owns her whole own thing. She's a
multi millionaire. And she goes, Raymond, you're my only male customer.
I only have female who pay me five hundred dollars
(27:14):
for hair. Lie, but that will do your hair because
you're loyal, Raymond. Ten years. I've been with her, Raymond,
You're loyal to me. So she's not taking anybody else
that is incredible loyal to me. And I'm in there
(27:37):
for fifty five minutes and she's just rubbing one out
the entire time. I couldn't be more relaxed when I
leave that place.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
That's really cool. Yeah that did you just see the
power go out?
Speaker 2 (27:48):
I did. And And the tough thing is though I didn't,
I didn't carry it my story along with her. So
she met Bazer as my girlfriend. So she still thinks
I have a girlfriend because it all roots back to you.
I didn't want her to be nervous when she was
cutting my hair for my wedding so I decided in
that moment I was never going to tell her that
I was getting married because I just didn't want her
(28:09):
to be nervous and do anything different. And so I've
just never felt like telling her it happened because it'll
just work her up. So I've just never told her
I get married to Raymond. Oh, it was your girlfriend?
Are you ever going to marry her? No? No, I'm
not pulling the trigger just yet, see you later, all
right to Layman, maybe someday you get married. She married?
Speaker 1 (28:33):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (28:35):
I think she is, but I believe she has to
go home to see him.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
Right month, RAYMONDO, you need to sell her you're married.
Tell her she will she?
Speaker 2 (28:46):
Oh? Man, that is so beautiful.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
That is so beautiful, Raymond.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
That tala. So five years ago you cut my hair
and I didn't tell you, but you were cutting my
hair for my wedding. And I'm sorry, Raymond.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
Why would you never tell me that, you stupid meddle.
I just cut it, man, I didn't want you to
get nervous. Do you think I can cut a hand?
I do this for living. I do this for living.
You don't need to invite me to wedding, then I
invite me to wedding. I give you good gift. I
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give you good gift.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
And I have seen though like she's had to obviously
because of inflation, increase her prices. But me and her
started about twenty bucks. It's graduate. It's now. I tip
her because she Nobody in the state does an hour haircut.
That that's amazing. She gladly gets fifty five dollars from
me holidays, I'll give her one hundred because I love
her that much. Whoa whoa she is rich rich no oh,
(29:53):
if you provide a service that services me. She is
the best at what she does in the entire state
of Tennessee. Wow, Raymonds, I will see you in two months.
Nobody else does the scissors and the raison like I do, Raymond,
and we always hug, very affectionate kiss. She's a great woman,
(30:17):
a very great woman. Next lady that comes in right
after me one of her clients, she goes, how are
you doing? It's a Russian lady. I am doing good.
Her clients are only Russian. I'm the only American male
client of hers, and they all look at me, dude,
like I'm a freaking alien when I walk out. Why
(30:38):
is this guy at this galleria.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
What's your lady's name again? Why you let that guy?
You let the American in here? Whats wrong with you? Girl?
What's wrong with you? You sleeping with a Raymond? No, No,
he's just loyal, loyal.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
Well. And sometimes some of the other Russians there, clients
of hers, will bring their husbands and they sit outide there,
and whenever I walk out or I'm waiting in the
waiting room, I told you, hey, Victor, Bill, Hey, Victor,
I told you it up. Can sell. When I tell
you to can sell, you sell it. Or you're gonna
find me at the bottom of a cement creek with
(31:17):
a couple cements around your legy. I told you to
can sell. Hello, I tell you, I told you. If
you don't count at ten, one, two, ten.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
We'll take a break. We're right back. Let's play your game.
I'm ready to play.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
It can be a game. Okay. So Baser had herself
a day. It was Veterans Day, and apparently everybody else
gets off except for us.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
Oh man, let me tell you, no school on Veterans
Day and no work, and so after work, I had
a full day of stuff. I'm gonna tell you all
about it after you tell me about your game. But man,
we did it. We did a day.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
So Baser goes to the mall with her friend, and
her friend has a daughter ages I guess, don't matter,
and the Sun's high school. They're awesome. The kids are great,
and Heather's her best friend and we hang out all
the time. And so they go to this memorabilia store
and Baser goes, all, right, let's surprise Ray because we
went and did brunch and the mall without me. I
spent no money. I didn't get to enjoy anything. So
(32:22):
they said, let's get him one piece of memorabilia, the
cheapest thing there. Oh, for thirty dollars. You get a picture,
but you don't get to see what it is. It's
a mystery picture. You get to pick the team, though.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
Is it autographer? Is just a picture?
Speaker 2 (32:36):
It's a picture. It's autographed, and it's usually a significant moment.
Got it before I've done one for the Yankees? You
pay thirty dollars.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
Wait, Yankees, did you get the moment Judge threw me
the ball and hit me in the chest.
Speaker 2 (32:49):
It was not that time.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
Oh, you know, it's funny. I was looking through my
phone the other day and I saw the pictures. I
never posted the pictures of how close I was the judge.
Speaker 2 (32:59):
I've seen him on your maybe.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
Yeah, but I haven't showed our listeners. I need to
do that.
Speaker 2 (33:02):
Yeah, do that, and so you can pick the team.
All that I got Charlie Hayes winning the World Series
for the Yankees fifteen years ago. Not this time. One
of the other times I've done it before, got it autographed.
I'd say it's probably its exact same value, paid thirty
It was probably thirty bucks.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
Yeah, it's not a call for Mineral Wells, Texas. Maybe
it's not all you good listening in?
Speaker 2 (33:25):
Hello, Hello, keep here for the police officers committed back
switching to declare the audio. Okay, yes, oh I've been shot. Hi,
thanks for holding for me.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
This is Charles calling for the Police Officers Committee. We're
having our back to Blue awareness campaign Sadly, our police
officers are being assaulted and attacked.
Speaker 2 (33:46):
While doing their job.
Speaker 1 (33:47):
I got good.
Speaker 2 (33:48):
That is not good organization.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
I gotta pay my child lawmakers who will fight for legislation.
Thank you, Thank you for fighting for us, Thank you
for writing us back again.
Speaker 2 (33:57):
What do I get a free Maglite.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
What I get that call once a day?
Speaker 2 (34:03):
Well, see the phone calls I get are from? Where
are my phone numbers from? From Lansing, Michigan, And so
I always know their robo calls. But they're able to
know my first three numbers, so they must. But I
don't know why they would have the number the same number. Oh,
they're doing those things that do random phone numbers, so
maybe they just plug it in so it's random Lancing
phone numbers because it's always five one seven, And I'm like, well,
(34:25):
I know nobody there, so fake delete huh.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
Yeah, I don't know anybody from Mineral Wells. I just
and it's a different number. Every time that thing calls me,
they leave a voicemail.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
It's different, but mine always starts out East Lancing five
to one seven.
Speaker 1 (34:37):
Interesting.
Speaker 2 (34:38):
Okay, So back to the mystery. So the mystery is
they said we have crime music because it is a mystery. Okay,
So they said, let's get ray Evol's when it's thirty dollars.
It could be an absolute crapper. It could have been
this is the worst player involves history. Um, basically the
Tea Higgins. I would say, the team at this point
Nico imamal Lamalovu a team photo, so this year would
(35:00):
be less than thirty dollars. Oh, so they get me
this photo valls for thirty dollars and I open it
when they when Baser comes home and brings it to me.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
Okay, it's wrapped up in like brown paper or what
it's in a Manila envelope.
Speaker 2 (35:15):
God can't see into it.
Speaker 1 (35:16):
So how big are we talking about?
Speaker 2 (35:18):
It's just eight by ten?
Speaker 1 (35:19):
Got it? It's not framed, not framed? Okay, thirty dollars,
eight by ten?
Speaker 2 (35:26):
And even if you got do you know the sport
before you buy it? Well, yeah, it's not gonna be baseball.
I think it does, say falls football. God it so
you know it's good football.
Speaker 1 (35:35):
That narrows it down. Okay, got it? I know who
it is.
Speaker 2 (35:38):
So I will tell you they paid thirty for it
and the photo I got?
Speaker 1 (35:49):
Is it awesome? Just tell me?
Speaker 2 (35:51):
Is it awesome? We made an absolute of money on
this photo. It's way more than thirty dollars. Okay.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
That means that there's only one option. I mean the
way that you explain it, there's only one option. There's
only one player in Tennessee football. History that is good
enough to rack charge more than thirty dollars raising the
head coach hypel No, no, because he went to Oklahoma.
My first thought was Curtis Martin because I thought you
(36:26):
were gonna say, oh, he's a good Tennessee player. I
think he went to Tennessee. I don't know, but it's
got to be Peyton Manning. It's a Peyton Manning photo.
Don't know what he's doing in the photo. Maybe he's
taking his helmet off after a big win, or throwing
the trutch down. He throws his two arms up, So
it's Peyton Manning signed photo.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
Incorrect. I will tell you we looked it up online
and this photo signed is worth one hundred and fifty
dollars on multiple sites. So we won five times our
(37:09):
money on this poll. In the biz, we call it
that's a good pull. So I hit up my friend Heather,
and I said, tell your kids that was a good
pull because there was three different balls pictures they could
pick from, and they had their daughter, Zippy picked the
one and so she picked this five times the money
I need to I probably need to pay her, so
(37:32):
she needs a finers fee.
Speaker 1 (37:35):
What other Tennessee football players are there. I don't know
any well, well, oh, Hindon Hooker, Well.
Speaker 2 (37:48):
He in my opinion, I have his jersey on the wall.
He was actually QBR one of the highest. He was.
He was the highest QBR rated quarterback in twenty twenty two.
The only reason the Heisman races of Caleb Williams having
an insane year for USC.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
And he had his nails painted. So that's the reason.
Speaker 2 (38:04):
No, he didn't, and he beat Alabama.
Speaker 1 (38:06):
Okay, so it wasn't him.
Speaker 2 (38:07):
He didn't start paint until he went to Chicago.
Speaker 1 (38:09):
Oh, I thought he was always painting.
Speaker 2 (38:11):
Dude, it is a running back, so I was right.
Who Cardis Martin. No, there's one way more famous.
Speaker 1 (38:22):
There's another famous running back from the University of Tennessee.
Speaker 2 (38:27):
In high school. You baby, were first year of college,
we all had him on our fantasy team.
Speaker 1 (38:33):
I didn't play fantasy until I was out of college. Man,
I'm old.
Speaker 2 (38:35):
And he had a saying give the ball, give.
Speaker 4 (38:44):
The ball, give the ball, give the ball, give the ball,
Give Jamal the ball. Jaw maul Lewis.
Speaker 2 (39:05):
Oh, I'd never got the greatest Tennessee balls running back
of all time. There's other guys like a Henry guy.
Speaker 1 (39:14):
I was thinking Henry, but I didn't know his first name. Yeah, neither,
but because all I could think is Dereck Henry. But
I was like, that, ain't it?
Speaker 2 (39:19):
So I definitely didn't think it was gonna be worth
that much. Looked it online, though.
Speaker 1 (39:22):
What's his name?
Speaker 2 (39:23):
Jamal Lewis, Number thirty one Tennessee Balls.
Speaker 1 (39:25):
Okay, I've heard the name. He played for the Ravens. Yeah,
he was huge.
Speaker 2 (39:31):
I mean he might have been the only running back
in NFL history to get like four hundred yards and
four touchdowns in a game. He was huge. And if
you guys don't know who I'm talking about, you don't
know ball, you do not.
Speaker 1 (39:44):
Curtis Martin definitely did not go to Tennessee. He went
to Pittsburgh. I'm looking up Jamal Lewis, Jamal Lewis, and
uh oh, yeah there he is.
Speaker 2 (39:57):
Yep, and I can't have you in your phone though,
this is funny. Also, go ahead, but you're not good
at multitask, No I.
Speaker 1 (40:02):
Am, I'm He played from ninety seven to nine nine.
He went to high school in doug at Douglas in Atlanta.
He was a first round pick, fifth overall Ravens and
then he played for the Browns. He's a Super Bowl champion,
he was a play NFL Offensive Player of the Year. Uh,
he made the Pro Bowl and he's in the Baltimore
Ravens Ring of Honor. Yes, go ahead, good pull, good pull. Baser,
(40:27):
that was fun game.
Speaker 2 (40:27):
Baser goes, hey, I was looking it up on AI,
which AI is never right if you guys haven't realized.
And she goes, hey, it's it's Jason Wentton, and I go,
I can assure you it's not Jason Witt.
Speaker 1 (40:39):
How would she look it up on AI.
Speaker 2 (40:41):
We knew the number, and we knew the balls, and
so she was plugging it in and she goes, oh,
you knew what number it was. Yeah, we could see
the number. Okay, So they have.
Speaker 1 (40:52):
Like a window you can look in and see the number.
That's why I'm not a great storyteller.
Speaker 2 (40:56):
Week all we could see was Manila envelope ten see
valls and we and then we couldn't see anything else.
I open it up and it is a black player,
number thirty one, and he has the ball. And so
still at that point me and Bezer have no idea
who it is. And so then we start googling for
(41:16):
the next ten minutes to try and figure out who
it is, and Baser goes. Ai says it's Jason Witten.
Well he's white, and I go, Baser, I can assure
you it's not Jason Witton. And she says, Grock is
not groc chat GPT says it's Jason Wentton and I go, Baser,
I am telling you right now all my life, this
is not Jason Wentton. And then we look it up.
(41:39):
We're like, it's Jamal Lewis and she's like.
Speaker 1 (41:41):
Give Jamma, bad give Jamma.
Speaker 2 (41:44):
We look it up. One hundred fifty dollars. That was
a good ball.
Speaker 1 (41:52):
That's pretty good.
Speaker 2 (41:53):
With that said, let's go to the story again. Let's
get another one today.
Speaker 1 (41:55):
Did you tell her that Jason Witten was white?
Speaker 2 (41:59):
Oh? We had the argument for two minutes and I said, Baser,
we don't see color in today's world. But just to
let you know, Jason Wenton's white, Jamal is black. So
I'm telling you this photo is not Jason Wenton.
Speaker 1 (42:13):
We'll be right back. That's like yesterday was Veterans Day.
Ray kids are out of school, so I get off
work and they're cooped up it's cold outside. I'm like, guys,
let's go do something fun. So I throw them in
the car and we drive and drive. There's a Chick Filane.
I'm like, let's go get some onech at Chick fil Ae.
(42:33):
I know where you were, and we go in and
I'm telling you what my pleasure. I have never seen
a bigger party in my life. They had two of
the cows walking around. They had a face painter. They
had it all that overweight. Huh uh the face painter.
Oh no, oh, they're doing it for Veterans Day. But
(42:56):
I'm wondering, did every Chick fil A do this or
did we just happen to hit the gold mine.
Speaker 2 (43:00):
Yeah? Yeah, they had other stuff down the street here
for Veteran's Day.
Speaker 1 (43:05):
They're doing a parade, right, but this was I mean
they had a face painter.
Speaker 2 (43:09):
But that's what I'm saying. Maybe you guys got the
one that supplied the cows for the parade and that's
where they went. Maybe to Grays after the parade.
Speaker 1 (43:17):
It could have been. And I'm gonna tell you what.
My oldest baby Box, he wanted a black dog painting
on his face because our.
Speaker 2 (43:27):
Dog is black. Halloween costume, and.
Speaker 1 (43:30):
So he sits down and she's like, what can I
do for you? He's like, oh, can I be a
black dog? And she's like, eh, I don't think I
can do an all black dog. He goes but, but
it's like it's like it's like, Chase, I wanna I
wanna look like my dog.
Speaker 2 (43:46):
It's a pretty basic request.
Speaker 1 (43:49):
And she goes, ah, how about I do a black
dog with white spots like a dalmatian or a white
dog with black spots. He goes, no, I want to
be all black my son.
Speaker 2 (44:00):
And see color.
Speaker 1 (44:01):
And she's like, ah, I'm sorry, but I just can't
do all black.
Speaker 2 (44:06):
And who is this lady Anti Bob Ross.
Speaker 1 (44:09):
I was like, lady, just draw a black dog on
his cheek.
Speaker 2 (44:12):
He's a kid, Just draw whatever.
Speaker 1 (44:15):
But what I didn't realize was she was doing the
whole face as a dog.
Speaker 2 (44:19):
Oh so you had a freaking puppy dog the rest
of the day.
Speaker 1 (44:21):
So she did not want to draw an all black
face on him. I thought she was just gonna draw
a black dog on his cheek, and she kept saying, no,
I can't just do a black dog. And I was
so confused on why she wouldn't just draw a black
damn dog?
Speaker 2 (44:40):
What above and beyond painting.
Speaker 1 (44:43):
Exactly, And that is why she painted their faces like this.
Speaker 2 (44:51):
That's awesome, it's really good. It's really freaking good. Why
does your kid actually look good as a dog?
Speaker 1 (44:59):
I mean, it looks so good. I mean, I thought
she did a great job.
Speaker 2 (45:04):
How long were you there, Bob Ross? Like two hours?
Speaker 1 (45:07):
No, it took her like three minutes.
Speaker 2 (45:09):
Yeah, that's phenomenal, phenomenal job. You're you walk in with
your wife. I think she brought the dogs inside and.
Speaker 1 (45:18):
When they were done, I said, hey, guys, what do
you say? And they go thank you? And I say, no,
you say roof, roff, God you missed the chances were
a great joke. But I could not understand.
Speaker 2 (45:30):
What do you dogs want from Chick fil A? You
want some dog food? I couldn't understand why she went
to a black dog? Makes sense now, makes sense. Couldn't
understand why Baser thought it was Jason Witton.
Speaker 1 (45:40):
And your story tied perfectly into my story about how
Bazer thought a black guy was Jason Whitten and this
like he wouldn't do blackface for a dog, because she
was doing the whole face I was like, lady, you're
about to lose this kid. He's gonna lose his mind
if you won't just draw a black dog on his cheek.
But she was going full throttle and it was awesome.
(46:01):
It was great.
Speaker 2 (46:02):
Then you know why I like that? Why I like
the chocolate, uh hot chocolate, because that's real life, that's
not AI. You know why I like the painting on
the kid's face because it's not Ai.
Speaker 1 (46:11):
Yeah, anything that's not AI is good. Then we headed
over the trampoline park and they've changed the rules of
the trampoline park all of a sudden. They're strict about everything.
No bras, no, if you don't have trampoline socks. Even
as a parent, you can't even walk around up where
the trampolines are insurance. And I'm like, so they're like, dad, Dad,
(46:34):
come up here and play with it. I'm like, guys,
I didn't bring socks. I have fungus, and I did
do something that I'm pretty ashamed of. I was one
of those parents you hit on another woman there. No,
I had the laptop out and I was doing my work.
Was it the pod that's the big show?
Speaker 2 (46:52):
Anyboddy asks you, hey man, what you working on over
posting a podcast.
Speaker 1 (47:00):
Exactly. Some people got their mouth out, you know what
I mean. They're clicking around. I'm sitting there, and I'm like,
I am one of those parents that we make fun
of taking a computer. But I was like, I've gotten
to do my work for the big show. They're at
the trampoline park. I mean, this is a great time.
I can't go up there and play because I don't
have trampoline socks and I don't want to pay the
eight dollars for trampoline socks. And so I pulled out
(47:25):
the computer and I sat there and I was like, man,
I look like an absolute idiot. And Baby Box came
to complain about everything. Dad, Dad. The basketball goal it
says we can't hang on the rim anymore. Okay, well
last time we could, Okay, but the rules have changed.
I'm sorry, you know what I mean, Like, I don't know,
Just go have fun. Okay, five minutes there, Dad, Dad.
(47:47):
Now that there's sciences that say only one kid per trampoline,
we used to be able to jump all on one trampoline. Okay, well,
I'm sorry they changed the rules. What just go have fun?
Speaker 2 (47:58):
Dad?
Speaker 1 (47:59):
Dad? Over there, it says, you have to be fifty
inches tall to get on that one. Now we used
to jump on it. Now I can't. Okay, what do
you want me to do? Why do they change everything? Dad?
I don't know. Dak, can we can we get a
card so we can play the video games? No, we
came here to jump on trample ings. We're not playing
(48:20):
damn video games.
Speaker 2 (48:21):
Was it packed?
Speaker 1 (48:21):
No, it was empty. The one we went to was empty.
Awesome On Veterans Day, it was great. It was great,
Maybe the world's working again. And I was like, this
is the perfect one because there's not that many people.
And eventually they got over the okay, you know, the
rules have changed, and they had fun. They jumped for
like two hours. Then the bad part was it was
(48:44):
time to get flu shots. And I know, I know
some people don't get flu shots. Aaron Rodgers, Save the emails,
save the complaints. I do flu shots for my kids,
don't don't. I don't care what you say. You're not
gonna change my mind. But I don't like tell my
kids that we're going to get flu shots because they're
scared of needles.
Speaker 2 (49:03):
Scared truck drivers are anti vacs.
Speaker 1 (49:08):
And we're driving home like, all right, dad, what are
we going to do now? And I'm like, oh, we're
gonna go do something.
Speaker 2 (49:15):
Just a little stick in a post.
Speaker 1 (49:16):
We're gonna go do something. And we drive past our
neighborhood and they're like, where are we going? Where are
we going? Where are we going? I'm like, no, I
don't tell them because when you tell them, they start
freaking out.
Speaker 2 (49:31):
Dude, you act like you're dealing with convicts.
Speaker 1 (49:33):
No, I is it really is. I'm like, we're not
going anywhere. We're not going anywhere. We're just going down
here for real quick. We're going down here real quick.
And I mean about a minute and a half after
we get past our neighborhood, my oldest looks at the
middle goes, I know where we're going. He goes, We're
going to get flu shots. They were onto the ward
and dude, he called it out. I mean he literally
(49:57):
called it out. And I'm on the phae with my sister.
I was like, oh my gosh, he just told him
that we're going to get flu shots. He figured it out.
She goes, Damn, he's smart. I'm like, yeah, he knows
where we're going. He goes, we're going to get flu shots,
and both they all immediately.
Speaker 2 (50:12):
I don't want to get a flu shot.
Speaker 1 (50:13):
I don't want to get a flu shot.
Speaker 2 (50:14):
I'm not going first.
Speaker 1 (50:15):
I'm not going first. They start freaking out. They start
freaking out, and we get to the doctor and I mean,
they're hiding in the corner. They won't get up on
the table, and baby Box is like, oh, I gotta
go to the bathroom. I gotta go to the bathroom
so he won't have to go first. So he goes
and sits in the bathroom for like fifteen minutes, and
I'm knocking on the door. I'm like, what are you doing.
(50:35):
He's like, I'm almost done. And I said, you said
you were just peeing. Well, I'm pooping now I'm pooping.
I'm like, you're still gonna have to get the shot
either way.
Speaker 2 (50:48):
I hear him, I got sick on the number two.
Speaker 1 (50:51):
So he came in there and they do the shot,
and for the next two hours, Babybox, I can't walk.
It hurts so bad. I can't walk. Oh my gosh,
I can't walk. It was so ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (51:05):
Yep, what are you doing? The last time I got mine?
Speaker 1 (51:13):
That's a COVID shot.
Speaker 2 (51:14):
Ashland City, Tennessee, March seventeenth, twenty one.
Speaker 1 (51:21):
That's a COVID, that's not a flu.
Speaker 2 (51:23):
And then I got it April ninth, twenty twenty one.
Speaker 1 (51:29):
Wow. Yeah, and so how did we get over it?
We did the shots. I mean, we haven't got strawberry
milkshakes man to celebrate, and that still didn't cure his leg.
Even this morning, my wife texted me and said he's
still complaining his leg doesn't work because of the shot.
Speaker 2 (51:47):
Well, get ready, kid, if there's ever a pandemic in
twenty years, the second shot you get, it's gonna make
you feel like crap, make you feel a lot worse
than that. I was dog sick for like a week.
Speaker 1 (51:59):
Oh man, a day, Happy Veterans Day, Happy Wednesday.
Speaker 2 (52:04):
We cover everything we needed to, I think, so, I
mean baseball basketball.
Speaker 1 (52:08):
Yeah, we didn't talk about Wimby hitting a three and
then a step back three against the balls the other night.
But I mean, I don't know what else we're gonna
talk about.
Speaker 2 (52:17):
Let's be real.
Speaker 1 (52:18):
NBA.
Speaker 2 (52:19):
Okay, so he's gonna win it or MVP is gonna
be they're really good. They got a six man called
I J. Mitchell who's really good.
Speaker 1 (52:26):
Yeah, but really, the MVP every year is Joki. She
is the best player in the world.
Speaker 2 (52:33):
According to Vegas, they're the only team that has any
prayer at stopping Oka. See, and they're not gonna stop
huntil the finals.
Speaker 1 (52:41):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 2 (52:42):
Problem the finals.
Speaker 1 (52:43):
Yeah, the only problem is we're both in the Western Conference,
so if they, if they somehow meet in the finals,
that'd be unbelievable. I mean, we didn't even talk about
those dudes that, uh, we're throwing balls on purpose to
for five thousand dollars. The relievers for the Guardians. They
were making millions of dollars and then people were like, hey,
we'll pay you five thousand dollars if you come in
and your first pitch is a ball.
Speaker 2 (53:05):
Emmanuel Classe and that Ortiz guy.
Speaker 1 (53:07):
Yeah, well, problem is some of the people were swinging
the pitchers.
Speaker 2 (53:11):
The one guy swung at as the litter and the
guy sent him acted like he was hanging and Emmanuel
Classe he sends him back a sad face emoji like, oh,
didn't know he was gonna swing at the ball. So
they cleared twelve thousand dollars and gave up and risk
twenty eight million. Boy is the power of the dollar
(53:36):
has not lost any value.
Speaker 1 (53:38):
I mean that is crazy because they're like, oh, I'm
getting a show five thousand every time I pitch. How
amazing people.
Speaker 2 (53:45):
Did you see it? He asked the guy the well
whoever he was dealing with the mob Emmanuel Class and Ortiz.
They go, oh, so it can just be any pitch,
and the guy goes, yeah, just like one of the
more popular ones is the first pitch of your outing.
So since he was a closer, first pitch Emmanuel Class ball,
he would throw it five feet before the plate. These balls,
(54:06):
these pitches weren't even close.
Speaker 1 (54:09):
Oh man.
Speaker 2 (54:10):
Then he got a little risky and did a splitter
across the middle and the guy swung at it. When
it hit the plate, the dumbass swings it a splitter
in the dirt on the first pitch.
Speaker 1 (54:22):
Send a sad face, stupid, unbelievable, unfreaking believable. I mean,
it's everywhere. This just tells you it's everywhere.
Speaker 2 (54:32):
Well, then he facilitated his buddy or tease to come
in and so he or Emmanuel Classe got five K
or T's got five K for Ortiz throwing a ball.
Speaker 1 (54:41):
Yeah, And then John Moran. I mean, you need to
tag that Beid all his videos. He's he's given up.
Have you watched him play? He doesn't care anymore. He
didn't even.
Speaker 2 (54:51):
Try, but saw where he said, ask my team, ask
my coaches.
Speaker 1 (54:54):
Yeah, that's my coaches. Man. We're all good as my coaches.
If they told you that, we're good. Yeah, all right,
we gotta go man, all right, we already buzz yeah,
all right.
Speaker 2 (55:07):
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