November 19, 2025 • 45 mins
In this episode we try to figure out who in America hates their job. Lunchbox went to buy shoes with his kids last night and some lady was not happy with kids having fun while they tried on shoes. Ray gives us an update on the crops and what the farmers are doing at this time of the year with winter right around the corner. Plus Ray is using a new app to sell household items to old ladies around Nashville and we read a couple of emails.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Ready to go. Look, I'm ready to go. I'm happy.
It's a Wednesday. You're here, I'm here. Let's have a beer. No,
let's have no fear. Let's get in gear, let's shed
a tear, let's watch out for deer. Let's let's not
(00:23):
be That was funny. No, that was funny.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
No.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
I got a question, brit what percentage of Americans hate
their job? Okay? That tracks cause. Took the boys to
getting new shoes yesterday. And I don't know if you've
never been shopping with kids when they want to buy
new shoes. No, I've never been chopping before, man, And
it really does take you back to when you were
(00:56):
a child. And I didn't realize I used to do
this until I see my kids do it, and it's
like wow.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Put on women's shoes.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Close. But they put on the shoes and let me
see how fast I am in these? And they sprint
down the aisle. Da, they're not very fast. Let me
try a different pair.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
You ain't getting high heels, and so.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
They put on a different pair. All right, Dad, Now
I'm gonna run. Oh Dad, these are pretty fast. These
are pretty fast. Let me try one more pair? Runs Dad,
Which one. Do you think I was faster in the
second one or the third one?
Speaker 3 (01:37):
But what are we talking under? Armour, Nike, Adie Dos?
Give me some brands? What are popular?
Speaker 1 (01:42):
They just like different colors. They don't really care about
the brand. One with Sketchers, one was Nike, one was
Addie Dos. And they're just trying different versions of each one.
Then they do the thing. Let me, let me try
one of each shoe on the same time and see
if I can run fast, Like if I can tell
the difference.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Did you shop local?
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Yeah? Local, like a shopping center locally near here.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Good?
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Yeah. And so they're running up and down the aisle,
you know, just doing their thing, having so much fun.
Then you take your eye off the four year old
and what's he do?
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Goes a bathroom.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Now he finds the women's shoes, he finds the high heels,
and he comes walking around the corner in the high heels.
And when I say walking, I'm talking like he's scooting
his feet trying to move. Marvin Harrison Absolutely funny, hilarious.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Funny things that kids do when they're at the shoe store.
Not funny in my house.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Well, because you don't have kids, so it can't be funny.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
It won't be funny if my cat did it.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Well, it's funny when your kid does it, because you're like, oh,
that's funny, and he's like, look look at my new shoes.
Can I get these? And I'm laughing and I go
to take a picture and the employee walks around the
corner goes he can't wear those, tripping hazard, get him
off his feet, and turns to other reasons, but and
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turns around and walks away, doesn't smile, doesn't laugh, like, oh,
that's funny, But do you mind if we take those
off because it's a tripping hazard. Just so bluntly, he
can't wear those, it's a tripping hazard. Take him off
his feet? Well what if he wants to buy him?
Is he allowed to wear him? Is he allowed to
try him on? Or are you just saying that because
oh he's a dude. But anyway, it just made me realize,
(03:42):
as I was standing there with my three boys and
my wife, a lot of people hate their job.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
There you go, I knew you get around to it.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
This girl, this woman obviously has to stay in a
shoe store all day, pick up after people, Oh do
you have this size of them back? Do you have
this size of them back? Do you have this size
of them back? And she absolutely hates her existence. And
so when one little kid who's four years old decides
(04:12):
he's gonna try on some high heels, she doesn't find
any humor in it. She can't even enjoy the funniness
of it, the cuteness of it. She gets so freaking mad.
He can't wear those, Take them off, tripping hazard. Okay,
sorry we peed in your cheerios this morning. Woman, It
was a rough, rough encounter.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Were they good heels?
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Now? They were kind of ugly.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
I don't think women wear those anymore.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
You don't think women wear heels?
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Is your wife?
Speaker 1 (04:41):
No?
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Is my wife?
Speaker 1 (04:43):
No?
Speaker 3 (04:44):
I do believe you think some of these truckers got
wives to wear them. Lizards maybe, No, lizards don't wear them.
They don't to look more attractive in the parking lot.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Now, because then they would give away their lizard. If
you're wearing high heels at a gas station, walk in
the lone.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
I thought that's how you pick up a john.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Well, maybe they do. I just don't think. I think
once you get married, women stop the high heels. They
realize that man it's really not worth the pain and
suffering that goes into wearing high heels. If you're wearing
them every day to work, you're used to it. But
if you don't have a job where you wear high heels,
(05:23):
then you try to wear them on the weekends, and
thirty minutes into your night out, your feet hurt. You
got blisters for me, So, I do believe once you're married,
high heels start to disappear.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Well, I think my wife not even the high heels.
But when we went to the Dodds, she complained about
walking two blocks in boots.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Yeah we went.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
So, I mean, we go to a concert and she's
I'm gonna try these shoes and I'm like, you don't
ever wear those shoes.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Why would you wear those shoes? Oh no, they're really comfortable.
Thirty minutes later, yeah, maybe I made a bad shoe choice.
They're really starting to rub and I'm like, oh my gosh,
so annoying.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
You're taking them off anyways?
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Wait, oh well later, not right then. I mean, it's like,
oh god, we got the whole night and you're gonna
complain about your shoes all freaking night mid concert. Take
them off mid concert?
Speaker 2 (06:13):
If they're sore. That's gross. Put your little bunions up here?
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Oh no, oh, no, Amy, from a feeling thing?
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Is it feeling feeling yourself?
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Feeling yourself with Kat? She did put her nasty claws
right up on Scuba Steve's truck the other day We're
going to do the CMA interviews. And I don't know
if she was changing shoes, if her foot was engined,
but she was still in front of his truck. She
took her big old paw out of the shoe and
whack right on the freaking hood of the car. And
(06:47):
I'm like, what are you doing? Get your talons off
of Scuba's truck? WHOA did you go for a suck? No?
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Some people get champted when a foot comes into my face.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Have you ever sucked the toes? No?
Speaker 3 (07:02):
But my buddy in Fort Lauderdale, he doesn't listen to
this podcast.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
You'll never find him.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
He would send me, Billy and Bazer on a group
text message a picture of a girl sucking his toes.
And he lives in Fort Lauderdale.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
What is that?
Speaker 1 (07:18):
It's sand.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
It's a canal town, so there's all these canals. He
never wears shoes. He had the darkest feet and this
girl was sucking his big toe.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Maybe I don't understand it.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
And he had the football game on in the background,
and she was going to town on his big talent.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
See that's something I just don't get, Like I never
I've never tried it. I've never understood it. And maybe
I don't understand it because I've never tried it.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
I'm like, of all the porn to send us, and
yet my wife was included in the group text. She
doesn't need to see this girl sucking your toes.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Last year, after the iHeart Festival in Austin, he said
it was awesome, Like, was that his first time trying
that It was a hurdle.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
No, No, he was experienced. He had him up there
on the.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
Bed, all five of the toes spread out, and she
was going one to one to one, and.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
I'm sure it led to other things. But they started
with the feet.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
To each their own. But I'm not down for that.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
And he didn't even have the decency to turn off
the Dolphins game. I mean, it was just loud and clear,
a chan going for a run. She's running her tongue
up and up and down his toes. Tua gets sacked.
She's sacking that big toe you got on the outside wattle.
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This girl's waddle in her tongue back and forth in
between the toes.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Got all uh.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
Tyreek, it was feet reaked. She didn't she was sucking
those toes.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
We're just sitting at a picnic table at a bar
and there's a group of like six of us, and finally,
after a few cocktails, one of my buddies goes, man, guys,
you guys in the feet and we're like what. He goes,
(09:25):
come on, don't bull crap me. Ah, I ain't bull crapping.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
He goes, which one of you guys in the feet?
And we're like what. He goes, Man, dude, I'm gonna
tell you what. Feet are amazing. We're like, what are
you talking about it? He goes, you're telling me you've
never taken it. Girls two feet and stuck your between them.
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We're all like no.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
He goes, oh my god. He goes, I want you
guys to go home with your your chicks tonight and
try it and tell me it's not the most amazing
thing ever.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
What kind of animalistic.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
I don't know. I don't understand. And he was just like, dude,
like you tell me you don't ever just like see
a pair of feet, Like, dang, that's nice. He goes,
I am all about the feet. He goes, my girl, now, oh,
her feet get taken care of all the time and where.
(10:29):
And he was like, you guys are all lying. You
guys are all lying to me right now. Like, dude,
we're just bro sitting at sitting at a bar. You
can you can tell me. And we're like no, man, no,
and we're just lying. And he was like, I'm gonna
go get another drink, Get another drink. Goes all right
now for real, guys. I know we've been drinking, but
none of you guys do feet. And for an hour
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he lectured us on the amazingness of women's feet.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
And we are just primates. Can you imagine all we're
doing is sucking each other. It's toes and get in
foot That's the same thing monkeys are doing.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
That's why they're so close to humans. Yeah, do you
think monkeys could wear high heels?
Speaker 3 (11:12):
You go to Costa Rica, you realize how close we
really are to monkeys. They do a lot of the
same stuff we do. Eat bananas, we do that. They
look a lot like us.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
M I'm not sure about that.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Fight with each other, throw stuff at each other, play
with each other's.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Feet, they play grab ass.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
A lot of them have bad posture.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Oh I got that's me. I got bad posture.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Make weird faces.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
I can do that.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
Some of them a little ugly.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
We have plenty of ugly people on this planet.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
Go to Costa Rica. I challenge anybody and everybody out there.
There are monkeys everywhere. When you're just sitting at the
bus stop and you realize that, my cousin.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
I'm telling you, dude.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Yeah, So I want people to if you're in the
feat or if you hate your job. I know robaduche
loves her job because she gets to work with Danny.
Those are only two people that I know like their job.
I think Loker likes his job because he's a lawyer.
He thinks that's fun. Miguel is a plumber. We've seen
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that last year he was fixing the plumbing at the Acondo.
So we know Miguel may like his job. But he
I mean, he's spent all night on that plumbing tractors.
That looks hot, it gets cold, it gets dusty.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
No, they ain't do anything right now. It's the off season.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
I've drove by one the other day and they are
just all in the pole barn, just talking probably about
the spring crops. There ain't no crops to be cropped
right now.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Yeah, but you gotta do something with the field. You
don't just take the whole. You don't get two months
off work. You're not a teacher.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
There's nothing right in for that as well. There's nothing
with the fields. Tractor guys, you're not doing anything.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
They got to go out there and maintain the ground.
They got a walk, they got to do something.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
But there's irrigation for that, and there's tractors that you
can just auto run. AI. Probably I believe this is
the slow season for them.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
So farmers right now are on a two month vacation
to Costa Rica.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
There was five of them sitting in a pole barn.
I was going by thirty five miles an hour. Not
one was on equipment. They were all just sitting there shooting.
They not a thing to do. Land, as far as
I can see, takes care of itself.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
In the winter. You're just waiting for that big snow
and then it really shuts it down.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Oh then it's over. Yeah, once it snows, I feel
like then it's really done. Like the people in Iowa,
are they done? I mean, do they get the next
two months off? Yes?
Speaker 3 (13:41):
You guys can write in Craig me, I believe so.
And the winter and frost. The second we got our
first frost, you know when I drop below thirty two,
oh man, it was snowing. No this year, it was
snowing a couple like a week ago, flurries that day.
Moms died it immediately, just like that killed the mums.
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Even crazier the guys in Tennessee. Just because we are
kind of tropical. We're very similar to Costa Rica. Not
as much rain, but I would almost say a tropical
type climate. And I was watching a crime show one
time and the lady who said, oh, I'm from Costa Rican,
she goes, I moved to Nashville, Tennessee, because it's so
similar to Costa Rica the climate there. Okay, so people
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here think they can grow banana trees outside, and they can,
and they look a little out of place where they
look fine. My neighbor had five banana trees in and
around his yard. The second that frost hit, they snapped
off at the neck. Every single one of them looks
like they got decapitated. And it's half a banana tree
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and the bottom is just the base of it, and
it's just snapped off at the tits.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
We have banana trees in Nashville. You can grow them.
Who knew?
Speaker 2 (14:59):
But it gets it looks like somebody just set him
on fire. They just fried.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
Oh so now the next three months, that's what we're
gonna be looking at. I'm like, they look cool during
the summer again, a little out of place, but now
we got this thing.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
Looks like it burnt off at the tusk. Like stop.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Yeah, that's bad. Hey if you told your day? Hey,
can you chop those down?
Speaker 3 (15:21):
He likes that because I also see he's got the
curtains in the back patio. He thinks he's in Costa
Rica and we're the monkeys.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
Is he Costa Rican? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
I've never even met that dude.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Okay, should we start the show. Yeah, let's do it.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Ray at the moat. There's no bonanas.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
No, there is no moat, dude, there's just a wall
around the castle.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
We're gonna do it live.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Who oh the one two so loser. What up, everybody?
I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports, so
I'll give you the sports facts, my sports opinions, because
I'm pretty much a sports genius.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
What up, y'all, it says. And I'm from the north.
I'm an alpha male. I live on the north side
of Nashville with Bayser, my wife. We moved to Indian Lake.
It's about to be sixteen lanes. Everybody's moving out to
the country. I talk about it, and next thing you know,
Nashville is going north. And we got two point three
three three three three acres. We got two kids at Vanderbilt.
I'll probably di have a heart attack when I'm about
seventy two and a half, maybe healthy, living eighty coach
(16:22):
over to you.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
Nothing else to say.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
Yeah, we're gonna take a break. We'll be right back.
Let me tell you. Batters Box thinks he's hilarious, right,
So I text him Monday night, what if everybody that's
a Batter's box here with us? And this after he
removed my man card on Sunday night because I wasn't
watching the football game, and he texted me like I
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texted him on Monday night, and I said, they don't
use blanking Gincy. Why because Gincy had like two carries
in the first half.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
So he's not getting Rookie of the Year.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
No, and he goes, oh, you're watching football question mark
question mark sixty. I'm pregnant, not on question mark question
mark question.
Speaker 3 (17:06):
Mark funny, because he got you with the main card
you missed the baseball or you football the other night.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
Yeah, and here's the funny part. I wasn't watching the game.
I just was looking at the ESPN dot com and
seeing that he only had three carries in the middle
of the second quarter. I didn't see a play of
the Cowboys Raiders game.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
Unless you're Pickings or Cede Lamb, you ain't watching the game.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
Yeah, oh, because they're sitting on the sideline. Except for
the problem is Big time Tsunami had George Pickens and
Dak Prescott. And George Pickens had about one hundred and
two thousand yards and a touchdown. Dak Prescott threw for
about one million yards, and I got boat raced.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
Who is the highest rated quarterback last week? This last weekend, U.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
This last weekend? Who played a good game? Who scored
a lot of points? Dak Prescott.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
It was Michael Pennix. He was eleven to nineteen, but
then he got hurt and pulled. So that's why he
was the highest rate of QBR. Second Dak Prescott, close
to the top Josh Allen. He threw two interceptions, but
he had six touchdowns.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
Yeah, so it was a rough night, so I wasn't
even watching it. And then I talked to him last
night on the phone. He goes, you didn't like me
taking your man card, did you. I'm like, what are
you talking about? He goes seem pretty upset on the
pod that I took your man card, and I'm like.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
No, guy likes to give up the man card.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
I'm like, I can't believe I got man carded, Like,
I don't understand why my man card because I didn't
watch one football game.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
I mean, I lost my man card.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
The previous weekend when I was with the Heather's best
friend or twelve year old daughter, Justin wanted to do brunch.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
I said, I'm here with the women. He goes, hand
over your man card.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Well, brunch is kind of a bitch meal too. We
never went well, I told him, so, no, I'd like
going to brunch is a man car, like you're a man.
If you go to brunch, that's a girl thing.
Speaker 3 (18:55):
No, Justin wanted to hang out, but I said, I
was trying to entertain the women. But also we were
trying to fire out what to do with a twelve
year old kid. We were trying to ditch her somewhere.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
You just throw her at them all.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
So I'm saying, sometimes the kids get in the way.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
Yeah, oh yeah, just a few times. Man, Like uh,
every day, like every time you want to do something.
Speaker 3 (19:13):
But you need to get him into golf because then
that's an automatic kid time and golf time.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
I would love to take my kid golfing, but I
don't think they could last eighteen holes.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
See same with wife.
Speaker 3 (19:25):
She is entertained for about two holes, and every time
we don't finish eighteen because she gets bored, or we
get in a fight, or hurricane happens both and all
three of those have happened the last three times we've
gone storm. One time she quit on Angeline and Justin
are on the twelfth hole, and the other time we
got in a fight because she kept on to go
so fast, and I said, listen, honey, we're honey and vinegar,
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salt and vin. Okay, you keep wanting to speed up.
Golf is a slow man sport. We ain't doing this.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
Yeah. I would like to take them to the part
three course, but I just I don't know when a
good time is because people would be getting so annoyed
with a seven year old trying to hit a golf ball.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
Well, but where do the people start their kids? The
Part three?
Speaker 1 (20:10):
The driving range?
Speaker 2 (20:11):
There you go. He just answered your own question. You
got to take them there first.
Speaker 3 (20:16):
That is a smart idea because I mean, you've got
to start it now because otherwise you're going to be
stuck fishing. Otherwise you're gonna be going to you like soccer,
otherwise you're gonna be going to plays. You gotta be
like tiger Wood's dad, instill your hobbies.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
I gotta get so you got. I gotta get a
win a bay, go park it at the driving range
and be inside banging some Perkins waitresses.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
My favorite is h Was he a good man? Yes?
Speaker 3 (20:43):
Tiger Wood's dad, Oh, tiger Wood's dad a great man.
Played golf with him the old time. Growing up, tiger
Wood's dad was obsessed with golf. He took it Tiger
to the golf course. Tiger fell in love with the sports.
His dad was always there. His dad parked a win
a Bago and bang chicks in the parking lot at
the golf course. His dad loved fast women and fast golf,
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and Tiger just got taken along.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
I don't know if that's necessarily a great day.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
Not even sure if his dad loved golf. The golf
course was Tiger's babysitter. That's really what it was. It
was a free babysitter. So he could stick him out
there and be like, hey man, I'm gonna be in
the Winnebago if you need me, And Tiger's like, okay,
that's not mom.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
This was on a documentary, right, yeah, Tiger goes. I
just remember my dad always had the Winnebago and it
was just one after another women going up in the
Winnebago while I was putting. Well, I wonder why he
had the twelve Perkins waitresses.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
Twelve years later.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
Like father, like son. It's kind of crazy how that works.
And my kids are already behind on golf because Tiger
was this kid was starting to lie younger than this.
Speaker 3 (21:50):
Not behind in high school. The first time I ever
picked up a golf club. My buddy goes, hey, I
got twenty golf balls.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
You want to hit him.
Speaker 3 (21:56):
We had a lake, and I go, that's awesome. For
the next thirty minutes, me and my brother could not
hit a golf ball. All we'd ever played was baseball.
We could not. I'm not saying we could hit it
to the lake, which was.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
Forty yards let's say, four first downs.
Speaker 3 (22:13):
We couldn't even hit the golf ball. That is how
hard this sport is. And that was me in high school.
Then I finally started playing courses in college. That's how
late I was to the game.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
That I was in high school. Rusty Shelton shout out.
Zilker Interactive Media, I think is what his company is called,
something like that, Zilker Multimedia. He's doing great for himself.
Went to the University of Texas. He told me, hey,
you want to go golfing. He took me to Lions
Municipal golf course and we got up on that first
(22:46):
te Oh all right, let's try that again, swinging a miss. Okay,
all right, ah, nope, okay a the ball doesn't move, guys,
and you can't hit it. It's unbelievable. And I hit
it like three feet and I mean I took like
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six seven swings. He goes here, let me show you
how you do it. And Rusty steps up on the
number T number one T lines up his shot, looks
down that fairway, golf club goes back up. He swings boom.
He hit it about fifty feet in the air and
(23:26):
it went about five feet.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
Thought he was good, he is.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
But he hit it straight up. He goes here, let
me show you how to do it. And he got
underneath it and hit it straight in the air, and
he goes, let's just throw him down the fairway and
we'll start out there. And then I walk up to
the first green, threw my golf bag down on the green. Whoa, whoa, whoa,
what are you doing? That was when I learned golf
bag does not go on the green.
Speaker 3 (23:50):
First time I ever went to a course with my buddy,
Marcus Michika. He has since died. Oh it's how old
I am.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
How old? We are getting rest and man, he took
me on the course and I hit it. I hit
a grounder.
Speaker 3 (24:06):
That was probably so i'd been, you know, And now
I once my buddy brought another buddy, brought a bucket over.
We were hitting him on the lake. I kind of
started to understand how to hit the ball. So I
go to a course with Marcus Michigan. I hit a
grounder twenty yards, just horrible. Marcus so patient. He's like, dude,
no worries. He's like, we got all the time in
the world. Nobody's out here rushing, you know. He's like,
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you only played baseball, No worries. He steps behind. He
was on the golf team in high school. He steps
behind that golf ball. Baseballs you can see go as
a home run. Marcus hit this ball so freaking far.
It was probably really only like two hundred yards. I
had never seen a ball that just disappears. You can
always see your baseball go wherever it goes.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
Wherever it's going.
Speaker 3 (24:50):
If you're not used to following a golf ball. I
thought it disappeared. I was like, oh, dude, you lost that,
and he goes, no, dude, I guarantee you I will
easily find that.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
We went down there on it in two seconds.
Speaker 3 (25:01):
It blew my mind that you could hit a ball
two hundred and fifty yards and go find it, because
I lost it. I go, dude, that thing was in
the woods. Are you sure you didn't hit the highway
over there? He goes, No, it's just right over there,
next to the green. I know exactly where it is.
I go, there is no way you know exactly where
that ball is. He pulled up right to it.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
It's amazing.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
It's a wild sport if you've never played it before.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
It really is amazing that you can hit something two
hundred yards two hundred and fifty yards and without a
little tracker, you just go find it, not.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Brother, Well, brother, that's where we come into play. No,
you go with brother.
Speaker 3 (25:37):
Oh, he can never find his golf ball ever. Ever.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
You want to know the problem with brother is he
thinks he's tiger woods. He thinks he hits it four
hundred yards when he really hits it about two twenty.
So he will drive. Oh, I think it's farther up here,
and my brother, you're back here somewhere. But no, oh no,
I'm up here.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
I'm up here.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
I'm up here. Hey guys, I can't find my ball, yeah, brother,
because I'm standing right. Oh man, I must have got
a bad bounce. I didn't know I was back here.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
Man, Tiger Woods, you're not that in a way.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
No, you're not up on the green.
Speaker 3 (26:15):
Man.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
It's a five hundred yard par four it or part five?
You just teed off. I come back here a little bit. Well, man,
I really got a hold of that one. Yeah, but
it didn't go that far.
Speaker 3 (26:24):
Brother, oh Man, Dodd's not good at Dodd always hits
it on.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
Is he really good?
Speaker 2 (26:29):
Dodd's awesome, but he's been He grew up on Lake
of Coney.
Speaker 3 (26:32):
His dad played with what you're gonna be playing with
your kids their entire life. He grew up on a
golf course, so he's awesome. But he can never he can't.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
See the ball. Oh so, even as good as he is,
he'll be like, was that center that go right? A
little bit? You still have to see it for him.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
That's interesting, dude.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
He's phenomenal though.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
Yeah, when you don't have a spotterer, because you know,
you don't want to look up to see your ball
because if you look up, you know what you look
up to do? See a bad shot?
Speaker 2 (26:59):
Another guy find his ball justin oh.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
Well, yeah, when you're in the woods, I mean it's
hard to find it.
Speaker 3 (27:07):
Freaking the time he hit it in the cow pasture
and he thought he hit it dead center.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
I'm like, dude, are your eyes literally that bad?
Speaker 3 (27:13):
It veered severely into the cow pasture and he thought
he had fairway.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
Well, somebody, I think a little bit is denial. It's
like you get diagnosed with something and you don't want
to believe it. You're like, no, I don't have cancer, No,
no way, and you just keep going living your life.
You know it went right, but you're just like no, no,
no no. And then that way if they hoped you
didn't see it, and that way they can be like, man,
that's a gallery ball Man, if we had a gallery here,
(27:41):
we would have found it right here in the fairway.
It must have taken a bad bounce. I'm just gonna
drop right here.
Speaker 3 (27:45):
And that reminds me. I haven't played golf with him recently.
The last memory I had was when me Angelina, him
and my wife went whoa. It was six months ago.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
You guys want to go on Sunday.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
I don't go on Sundays.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
All right, Well, never mind about that, Okay, you guys
want to go on Saturday.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
Trying to think are you wide open or something?
Speaker 3 (28:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (28:08):
Birthday party list.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
I'm wide open. There's no birthday parties this weekend Sunday. Man,
we got a high a sixty four.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
Oh, Vaser's doing wreathmaking.
Speaker 3 (28:20):
Okay, and we'll take a raised man card and we'll
be right back after this.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
What was I going to talk about when I first
came in?
Speaker 1 (28:31):
Tell me about the dresser? Yeah.
Speaker 3 (28:33):
Yeah, so apparently nobody does Craigslist anymore.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
Yeah, it's all Facebook Marketplace.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
Well, Vaser had an issue with that one.
Speaker 3 (28:41):
Oh she she put it up there in it it
looked like if I wasn't there, the guy was going
to kidnap her.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
Got it.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
He looked a little.
Speaker 3 (28:51):
Handsy, okay, And I said, Basil, I'm not going to
risk you getting kidnapps.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
So we can sell a dresser for forty dollars. So
she goes. I blocked and deleted.
Speaker 3 (28:59):
I'm out of Facebook Marketplace. And I said, let me
try this app called uptime uptime?
Speaker 1 (29:04):
What uptime? Never heard of this one?
Speaker 2 (29:09):
Offer up?
Speaker 1 (29:10):
Okay, what uptime?
Speaker 2 (29:12):
I think is an energy drink? That's crazy, I said,
that offer up?
Speaker 1 (29:16):
What is that?
Speaker 2 (29:17):
I've been getting blasted on this thing.
Speaker 3 (29:19):
Oh, but so my thing is I put in Nashville
and so then the person everybody negotiates the price down.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
So of course they do. There's no such thing as
a set price.
Speaker 3 (29:32):
We got this massive dresser, YadA YadA yad. It's from
Baser's College. The color scheme doesn't really go with our stuff,
but it's a great dresser. I put it up for sixty.
Lady negotiates me down to forty. She thinks she got
the better end of the deal. I go, oh, I know,
I had it listed in Nashville, but I'm actually in
another city, Indian Lake. So I said, so if you
(29:53):
drive there, yeah, I can give you that for that
forty price. So I still get the price I wanted.
And I get them to drive to me. And I'm
sure picking people out of Nashville getting them to drive
to the country, and they think they got the better
end of the negotiation.
Speaker 2 (30:06):
Huh, little trick mine. You just use different cities.
Speaker 3 (30:08):
You always say you're in there, the bigger metropolis, and
then as a negotiation tactic, you say, oh, well, I'll
make it cheaper if you drive to me. But they
were gonna drive to you all along because they didn't
know you're from the country.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
They thought you're from Nashville.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
Eventually, though they might give up. I mean, I ain't
driving that far.
Speaker 3 (30:24):
But I got this lady on the hook right now.
I got this eighty year old lady. Oh granted all
for forty dollars. Baser goes, hey, somebody in the neighborhood.
They're gonna come get it right now. A guy will
come lift it. You don't even have to worry. No, no, no, no,
the almighty forty dollars. I never turned a blind eye
to forty dollars. So I got this eighty year old
granny and she goes, do you think you and me
(30:46):
can lift it? There ain't no chance. This thing is heavy.
I got a granny about to throw out her back.
She's meeting me in an hour where at my place.
She's coming all the way to the country. She's gonna
put it on her back. She's probably gonna throw out
a hip for forty dollars. But all that to say,
(31:06):
this new app offer up. It's the next Craigslist. I've
been getting blasted on their left and right. I had
some other boy. He honestly, I was actually going for
the stronger of the bunch. The one guy looked like
he was in a nursing home. The heck, if I'm
dealing with him, this woman actually looks kind of tough.
Let me see, Virginia. Does she look like she could
help carry a dresser with me? Um, I'm gonna say no,
(31:32):
that's what I'm saying. Oh, for forty dollars, I'm gonna
have to put this.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
You gotta have a picture on your offer up. Yeah. Yeah, Well,
my neighbor, I'm gonna tell you what. They have a dresser,
and I think they were just tired of it. They
just put in the street and I was just sitting
there hoping someone's gonna come by and take it.
Speaker 3 (31:52):
I got a neighbor with the same thing a couch,
so I thought it was for Halloween. But I believe
he's trying to get rid of it. What's the shelf
life on that?
Speaker 1 (32:00):
And him a one rain and it's over. It can
no longer be picked up by someone like then it's
just wasted. So but that is the way to do
it if you were avoiding going to the dump, Yeah,
oh for sure. And people eventually pick it up. Like
we had an old water table, which is this little
kid toy that you fill up with water and you
(32:21):
like pour water in this one bucket and it makes
the frog jump off of this thing. Loved it. When
the kids were like one in two years old, they
absolutely played with it all the time. It was a
great COVID toy because it was water, they could get wet,
they could play because the pools weren't you couldn't go
to any pools.
Speaker 3 (32:41):
Wash off the COVID, yeah, wash off the COVID. And
we played with it all the time. And then when
the third kid is born, he played with it a
little bit, but by that time the brothers are older.
They wanted the sprinkler on, so we have the sprinkler on.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
The little kid. You didn't really care about the water table,
so it just sat in the backyard for three years.
So it's all dirty and gross, got tree sap falling
on it, like it's just nasty, essentially worthless, worthless, And
I'm like, man, what am I gonna do with this crap?
And I try to go stick in the trash can,
but it's too big to fit the trash can, like
(33:15):
it's too wide. Oh my, I'll just set it back
here in the alley. And it stayed there for a
good month.
Speaker 2 (33:22):
But would people know that it's for free.
Speaker 1 (33:24):
Yeah, because they just drive by. It's in the alley.
Someone finally took.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
It the worthless.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
The water table. It's not worthless to them. They can
go home and they can put some soap on it,
clean it and it'll be a water table they can use.
But I mean, what was they gonna sell it for
ten dollars?
Speaker 2 (33:42):
I was gonna say a buddy of mine Christmas lights
were by the road, and he got him.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
That was you wait he got my Christmas lights? No,
you were the guy I gave the I gave the
Christmas lights away. Somebody took him though, right, Oh, absolutely.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
So that by the road does work. The couch hasn't
worked in my neighborhood.
Speaker 3 (33:58):
Well, a couch is something different that it's not easy
to pick up. See, the dresser was always an option
to set by the road. I just didn't want to
lug it all the way out there, and then nobody wanted.
There was one time I was walking the neighborhood walking
the dog and saw a neighbor Kristin, and someone had
some patio furniture just sitting on the curb and I
see her like sitting on it testing it out. And
(34:20):
I'm like, oh, thinking about getting you a new patio set.
She goes, yeah, David's gonna kill me if I bring
this home. But I mean it's too it's it's too nice.
I don't think I can pass it up. Do you
mind sitting on it while or go get my car?
It was that high demand so no one will take it. Yeah,
I got you, Martha.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
I'm like, all right, Kristin, I'll sit down on your
patio furniture. So I sat there, a couple of people
pulled up. I'm like, oh, it's already taken. All right,
drove off and here comes Kristin with her freaking suv,
seats down, shoved that sucker in there. She goes, David's
gonna kill me. He's gonna kill me.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
Poor David.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
And she took it to her house and she's he
uses it.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
This one's sad. I mean, if you're cool with it,
I love sad. Brother told me that by his crib.
So it's what is it called? So the city is
called Ridgetop. You've probably I've heard of it.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
I've driven through it.
Speaker 2 (35:16):
Okay, So what does Ridge tell you?
Speaker 1 (35:19):
Cliff?
Speaker 2 (35:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (35:20):
Correct, So there's this cliff where these rocks slide off
and they go by the road.
Speaker 1 (35:27):
They have the chain link fencil.
Speaker 3 (35:29):
Yeah, so they can go by the road and then
people will go get them there for free because they're
just sitting there by the road.
Speaker 2 (35:34):
Well, the state put a bunch of chain length on
the cliff because these rocks were rolling off and hitting vehicles.
So now they just go straight to the ground off
the road.
Speaker 1 (35:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (35:46):
Recently they actually crossed the road. It made news. They
had to get out there and actually remove the rock
from the road. It was blocking the road.
Speaker 2 (35:53):
Whoa, But people can go and get awesome rocks.
Speaker 3 (35:58):
They fall from the cliff right next to the road
and they'll park just like the couch, just like the
dresser yep, just like the Christmas lights, just like the
water table.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
Anything for free, they'll get it for free. People will
take anything for free.
Speaker 3 (36:11):
But people have done it and died because a rock
comes off from the cliff and hits them while they're
getting the free rocks. Oh so not everything's free, honey, I'm.
Speaker 2 (36:25):
Gonna go get a free rock by the side.
Speaker 1 (36:27):
Of the.
Speaker 2 (36:29):
Dude, how brutal would that be.
Speaker 3 (36:32):
You're about to do an upgrade to your backyard and
a freaking boulder comes off and kills you. Oh man,
So I've always heard don't go get the rocks by
the side of the road because you could risk death.
Speaker 1 (36:45):
Well, sorry, honey, can't get those rocks today. I'll scratched
it off my honey do list.
Speaker 2 (36:50):
I'm like, brother, you haven't thought about going and getting
free rocks?
Speaker 1 (36:53):
Hey, brother, I know you like doing up your yard.
You know what I mean. Your yard looks great. But brother,
why don't you pay for some rock? Let someone get
that rock. You don't even get that rock.
Speaker 2 (37:04):
I mean, oh my gosh, that's the thing.
Speaker 3 (37:07):
If you got it by the side of the road,
you want to go get it for free?
Speaker 2 (37:11):
Just you know, it's not worth risking your life.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
Yeah you want to hear an email? Yeah? I will.
Cultures enjoy the show. This is Patrick from Bashtrop Texas.
I catch up with every episode driving to work or
working around the house. Keep up the crazy stories. I
still have my Haunted House ticket. Lunchbox signed back in
the day when you guys were in Austin. That's Patrick
(37:35):
from Bashtrop. Oh I also died to mention Lunchbox did
say hold on that it will be worth something one day? Well,
you're yep, that that haunted house ticket probably worth a lot.
Speaker 3 (37:47):
Man, I definitely worked those remotes in Austin. Now you
go stand out front and people go in there. You
really didn't have to do much.
Speaker 2 (37:54):
You stood by the interstate and kind of just had
the signage there.
Speaker 1 (37:58):
Yeah, it was all I mean those I mean I
haven't been to a hanted house in a long time
because I have kids now and they're not really old
enough to go to a haunted house. But man, haunted
houses were so fun.
Speaker 2 (38:09):
That and I love the remotes.
Speaker 3 (38:11):
Standing with you at a window timp place, in a
parking lot, standing out front of a haunted house, standing
out front of a concert, handing out coozies. That was
you said ninety nine percent, I said, ninety nine percent
of people hate their job. That's the one percent of
people that liked their job. Promotions was awesome. You didn't
do crap.
Speaker 1 (38:32):
You did nothing.
Speaker 3 (38:33):
You set up a table and sat there and then
I would just work on my tan for two hours.
Speaker 1 (38:38):
I will say it did get old. Standing in the
cricket wireless parking lot in that hot asphalt.
Speaker 2 (38:44):
I loved it.
Speaker 1 (38:45):
At one hundred degrees and it just baking off there.
So it's really like one hundred and thirty degrees. Some
of those were they got old. But man, that money though,
that money was so good, so good can they bring
remotes back? Because that was such easy freaking money.
Speaker 3 (39:04):
And I mean the table that was very It took
one minute. You'd have to put a radio out front
so you could do the local station or whatever one
you're advertising for. Yeah, a couple of koozies on the
table and you're good to go. Bonus round was when.
Speaker 2 (39:17):
It would be a ut.
Speaker 3 (39:18):
Oh that'd have let me tell you, I'd have a
full of just that was absolute spokes that wash.
Speaker 2 (39:28):
Yeah you want a coozy?
Speaker 1 (39:29):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (39:30):
You want to spend this wheel? You can win a
car or no, I don't know if you win a car, but.
Speaker 1 (39:35):
You can go for riding my car like uh yeah,
Like oh my, you live with the dorm over here? Well, man,
that's where can I come check it out sometime?
Speaker 2 (39:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (39:42):
Those ones down at ut not not bad.
Speaker 3 (39:44):
But then they ask you if you want to hang
out her tail You're like, well, I'm I'm working.
Speaker 1 (39:47):
Yeah, I can't relate. Once we break down the tent
and I get the van back to the station, then oh,
you'll already be at the game.
Speaker 3 (39:54):
Okay, this one girl I kind of wanted to date.
She was with the promotions. Okay, so me and her.
Speaker 2 (40:00):
Had set up. We set up outside of.
Speaker 1 (40:02):
Ut Okay, I know which girl you're talking about.
Speaker 2 (40:05):
No you don't. There was like a million young interns
for whatever reason. In Austin.
Speaker 1 (40:10):
There was a lot.
Speaker 2 (40:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (40:11):
And so we're sitting there and you'd set up the signage,
but you'd have the suv because I guess that is
what pumped up the signage. It was one of those inflatables. Yea,
the generator hooked into the vehicle. Yep, So you turned
the vehicle on. So I say goodbye to the girl.
She maybe just set up with me, and she's all right,
I'm gonna go tailgate and drink and all that.
Speaker 2 (40:27):
I'm like, awesome, man, she's promotion.
Speaker 1 (40:29):
She knows. I'm cool.
Speaker 2 (40:30):
I'm cool. I'm cool.
Speaker 3 (40:31):
Well, I went out the night before. I'm gonna take
a freaking nap. So I go in the suv and
I'm out like a light sleeping. Just I mean, all
I needed to do is just have the signage up.
Speaker 2 (40:44):
She knocked. I hear a knock on the door and
I was good with this girl.
Speaker 3 (40:49):
I mean we were probably pretty close to Dayton, probably
pretty close to marriage. I opened the door. This was
before Bay, before Baser. I opened the door half asleep,
half hungover. I'd been sweating from setting it up.
Speaker 2 (41:03):
Hey, I want you to meet my parents.
Speaker 3 (41:06):
The first time I meet her parents, I caught a
sleep in a car.
Speaker 1 (41:13):
At a radio remote and I'm like.
Speaker 2 (41:16):
A schlepperd looked like a Carnie.
Speaker 1 (41:18):
Yeah. That was the end of that relationship.
Speaker 3 (41:20):
I mean, dude, her dad's like, Okay, he's in no good.
He's like, I do nothing. I mean, this guy's a
low life.
Speaker 1 (41:25):
He's sleeping in a vand and he doesn't even have
a freaking house.
Speaker 3 (41:28):
What are the chances she comes back and finds me
to introduce me to her parents, me asleep in a car.
Speaker 2 (41:36):
Yeah, that didn't work well.
Speaker 1 (41:37):
Hey, great first impression, man, great first impression.
Speaker 3 (41:40):
All right, the inflatables half down because it hadn't been
aired up properly, Like, hey, uh, do you have any
prizes left? Like huh what prizes? Oh, I'm supposed to
be hitting out prizes.
Speaker 1 (41:50):
You're right.
Speaker 3 (41:51):
It was like the long horns, but the horns were
down at a ut it got deflated there like some
o you.
Speaker 1 (41:57):
Guy running the generator? So funny. Oh yeah, that time.
Speaker 2 (42:01):
The inflatable blew out of the stadium. What yeah, we
put it up top and it was a huge gust
to win. It took the inflatable all the way outside
of the stadium. The only thing that kept it hanging
on was the generator, and so we just grabbed it
and we called over a couple other promotions. People were like,
you got to get here, lickety split, because this entire
inflatable is about to.
Speaker 3 (42:20):
Fall out of the stadium and it's probably ten thousand dollars.
So they came up and we drug it back into
the stadium.
Speaker 1 (42:25):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (42:25):
Yeah, Bevo went flying.
Speaker 1 (42:28):
I do like that Bevo commercial, the one where the
guys like, uh, I didn't mean to he accidentally set
lets Bibo free when he's taking the selfie.
Speaker 2 (42:37):
Yes, that's so funny. I always looked for Ricky.
Speaker 1 (42:40):
I do too, and my kids like that commercial.
Speaker 2 (42:42):
They liked the what does he even advertise some insurance? Oh?
I thought it was T mobile.
Speaker 1 (42:49):
Now I think it's insurance because he goes but I
did save but the I did save money whatever And
then The other one is when the ostrich or whatever
is running on the football field and the guy's going
to tack with Austrichs. Then another guy tackles him like, no,
I don't even know what it's for.
Speaker 2 (43:03):
Is that YouTube? I'm only getting the YouTube zens now.
Speaker 1 (43:06):
The kids like that one. And then the Eddie George
Heisman one. I love Heisman House hilarious. They're driving and Bobby.
Speaker 2 (43:16):
Is gonna be in it. He'll be moving in a
couple of weeks.
Speaker 1 (43:18):
And they're starting to he's starting to sweat and like, hey, Eddie,
are you okay? Are you okay? And he's like, I
don't know, and then he slams on the brakes and
it's like a couple of feet before the Welcome to
Michigan sign and he's like, he types in his GPS
(43:39):
and he's like, boys, we're gonna drive. We're gonna go
around and it's like like a twelve hour detail. They're like,
but that's a and he whips the car around like
I'm not gonna he's.
Speaker 2 (43:49):
Ohio State doesn't want to drive through Michigan.
Speaker 1 (43:52):
Hilarious. Great commercial.
Speaker 3 (43:53):
Heisman House is phenomenal because you get all those Heisman's
to hang out together.
Speaker 1 (43:58):
So funny. Yeah, and I like the way they got
busted this year with the ordnance.
Speaker 2 (44:02):
So he got kicked out.
Speaker 1 (44:03):
They got kicked out. Too many animals in one place
all that, and you know what's crazy. The guy that
kicked him out will be good though.
Speaker 2 (44:10):
This year it'll just be an anchor.
Speaker 1 (44:11):
Won't be an animal, the guy that kicked him out.
Joe Hursley, graduate of Anderson High School class of ninety seven.
Batter's boxing him. We're great friends back in the day.
Speaker 2 (44:22):
How come they never have Manzell in any of those.
Speaker 1 (44:25):
I don't know. He's not looking too good.
Speaker 2 (44:28):
Got a podcast?
Speaker 1 (44:30):
We have a podcast. Everybody has a podcast. This podcast
is over.
Speaker 2 (44:34):
He toured with Drake.
Speaker 1 (44:37):
Okay, all right, you guys, have a good Wednesday. We're
out of steam. I'm tired.
Speaker 2 (44:44):
Feedter freezing feet freezing.
Speaker 1 (44:45):
Hey, you know what, bacon, Suck on those toes and
make it better.
Speaker 2 (44:50):
That's full service.
Speaker 1 (44:54):
That's good podcasting. Man. You may not get down on
feeling good.
Speaker 2 (44:58):
Guys. Actually, if you take anything from this podcast today,
what if this weekend you surprise your chick hey with
little toast, Let me suck on your feet. I don't
even think baser. Let me.
Speaker 3 (45:13):
Guys do the deep dive this weekend. Go for the
little piglets. You heard me, truckers,
Ready to go. Look, I'm ready to go. I'm happy.
It's a Wednesday. You're here, I'm here. Let's have a beer. No,
let's have no fear. Let's get in gear, let's shed
a tear, let's watch out for deer. Let's let's not
(00:23):
be That was funny. No, that was funny.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
No.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
I got a question, brit what percentage of Americans hate
their job? Okay? That tracks cause. Took the boys to
getting new shoes yesterday. And I don't know if you've
never been shopping with kids when they want to buy
new shoes. No, I've never been chopping before, man, And
it really does take you back to when you were
(00:56):
a child. And I didn't realize I used to do
this until I see my kids do it, and it's
like wow.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Put on women's shoes.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Close. But they put on the shoes and let me
see how fast I am in these? And they sprint
down the aisle. Da, they're not very fast. Let me
try a different pair.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
You ain't getting high heels, and so.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
They put on a different pair. All right, Dad, Now
I'm gonna run. Oh Dad, these are pretty fast. These
are pretty fast. Let me try one more pair? Runs Dad,
Which one. Do you think I was faster in the
second one or the third one?
Speaker 3 (01:37):
But what are we talking under? Armour, Nike, Adie Dos?
Give me some brands? What are popular?
Speaker 1 (01:42):
They just like different colors. They don't really care about
the brand. One with Sketchers, one was Nike, one was
Addie Dos. And they're just trying different versions of each one.
Then they do the thing. Let me, let me try
one of each shoe on the same time and see
if I can run fast, Like if I can tell
the difference.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Did you shop local?
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Yeah? Local, like a shopping center locally near here.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Good?
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Yeah. And so they're running up and down the aisle,
you know, just doing their thing, having so much fun.
Then you take your eye off the four year old
and what's he do?
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Goes a bathroom.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Now he finds the women's shoes, he finds the high heels,
and he comes walking around the corner in the high heels.
And when I say walking, I'm talking like he's scooting
his feet trying to move. Marvin Harrison Absolutely funny, hilarious.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Funny things that kids do when they're at the shoe store.
Not funny in my house.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Well, because you don't have kids, so it can't be funny.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
It won't be funny if my cat did it.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Well, it's funny when your kid does it, because you're like, oh,
that's funny, and he's like, look look at my new shoes.
Can I get these? And I'm laughing and I go
to take a picture and the employee walks around the
corner goes he can't wear those, tripping hazard, get him
off his feet, and turns to other reasons, but and
(03:19):
turns around and walks away, doesn't smile, doesn't laugh, like, oh,
that's funny, But do you mind if we take those
off because it's a tripping hazard. Just so bluntly, he
can't wear those, it's a tripping hazard. Take him off
his feet? Well what if he wants to buy him?
Is he allowed to wear him? Is he allowed to
try him on? Or are you just saying that because
oh he's a dude. But anyway, it just made me realize,
(03:42):
as I was standing there with my three boys and
my wife, a lot of people hate their job.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
There you go, I knew you get around to it.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
This girl, this woman obviously has to stay in a
shoe store all day, pick up after people, Oh do
you have this size of them back? Do you have
this size of them back? Do you have this size
of them back? And she absolutely hates her existence. And
so when one little kid who's four years old decides
(04:12):
he's gonna try on some high heels, she doesn't find
any humor in it. She can't even enjoy the funniness
of it, the cuteness of it. She gets so freaking mad.
He can't wear those, Take them off, tripping hazard. Okay,
sorry we peed in your cheerios this morning. Woman, It
was a rough, rough encounter.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Were they good heels?
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Now? They were kind of ugly.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
I don't think women wear those anymore.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
You don't think women wear heels?
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Is your wife?
Speaker 1 (04:41):
No?
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Is my wife?
Speaker 1 (04:43):
No?
Speaker 3 (04:44):
I do believe you think some of these truckers got
wives to wear them. Lizards maybe, No, lizards don't wear them.
They don't to look more attractive in the parking lot.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Now, because then they would give away their lizard. If
you're wearing high heels at a gas station, walk in
the lone.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
I thought that's how you pick up a john.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Well, maybe they do. I just don't think. I think
once you get married, women stop the high heels. They
realize that man it's really not worth the pain and
suffering that goes into wearing high heels. If you're wearing
them every day to work, you're used to it. But
if you don't have a job where you wear high heels,
(05:23):
then you try to wear them on the weekends, and
thirty minutes into your night out, your feet hurt. You
got blisters for me, So, I do believe once you're married,
high heels start to disappear.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Well, I think my wife not even the high heels.
But when we went to the Dodds, she complained about
walking two blocks in boots.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Yeah we went.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
So, I mean, we go to a concert and she's
I'm gonna try these shoes and I'm like, you don't
ever wear those shoes.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Why would you wear those shoes? Oh no, they're really comfortable.
Thirty minutes later, yeah, maybe I made a bad shoe choice.
They're really starting to rub and I'm like, oh my gosh,
so annoying.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
You're taking them off anyways?
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Wait, oh well later, not right then. I mean, it's like,
oh god, we got the whole night and you're gonna
complain about your shoes all freaking night mid concert. Take
them off mid concert?
Speaker 2 (06:13):
If they're sore. That's gross. Put your little bunions up here?
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Oh no, oh, no, Amy, from a feeling thing?
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Is it feeling feeling yourself?
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Feeling yourself with Kat? She did put her nasty claws
right up on Scuba Steve's truck the other day We're
going to do the CMA interviews. And I don't know
if she was changing shoes, if her foot was engined,
but she was still in front of his truck. She
took her big old paw out of the shoe and
whack right on the freaking hood of the car. And
(06:47):
I'm like, what are you doing? Get your talons off
of Scuba's truck? WHOA did you go for a suck? No?
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Some people get champted when a foot comes into my face.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Have you ever sucked the toes? No?
Speaker 3 (07:02):
But my buddy in Fort Lauderdale, he doesn't listen to
this podcast.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
You'll never find him.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
He would send me, Billy and Bazer on a group
text message a picture of a girl sucking his toes.
And he lives in Fort Lauderdale.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
What is that?
Speaker 1 (07:18):
It's sand.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
It's a canal town, so there's all these canals. He
never wears shoes. He had the darkest feet and this
girl was sucking his big toe.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Maybe I don't understand it.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
And he had the football game on in the background,
and she was going to town on his big talent.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
See that's something I just don't get, Like I never
I've never tried it. I've never understood it. And maybe
I don't understand it because I've never tried it.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
I'm like, of all the porn to send us, and
yet my wife was included in the group text. She
doesn't need to see this girl sucking your toes.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Last year, after the iHeart Festival in Austin, he said
it was awesome, Like, was that his first time trying
that It was a hurdle.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
No, No, he was experienced. He had him up there
on the.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
Bed, all five of the toes spread out, and she
was going one to one to one, and.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
I'm sure it led to other things. But they started
with the feet.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
To each their own. But I'm not down for that.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
And he didn't even have the decency to turn off
the Dolphins game. I mean, it was just loud and clear,
a chan going for a run. She's running her tongue
up and up and down his toes. Tua gets sacked.
She's sacking that big toe you got on the outside wattle.
(08:51):
This girl's waddle in her tongue back and forth in
between the toes.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Got all uh.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
Tyreek, it was feet reaked. She didn't she was sucking
those toes.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
We're just sitting at a picnic table at a bar
and there's a group of like six of us, and finally,
after a few cocktails, one of my buddies goes, man, guys,
you guys in the feet and we're like what. He goes,
(09:25):
come on, don't bull crap me. Ah, I ain't bull crapping.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
He goes, which one of you guys in the feet?
And we're like what. He goes, Man, dude, I'm gonna
tell you what. Feet are amazing. We're like, what are
you talking about it? He goes, you're telling me you've
never taken it. Girls two feet and stuck your between them.
(09:55):
We're all like no.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
He goes, oh my god. He goes, I want you
guys to go home with your your chicks tonight and
try it and tell me it's not the most amazing
thing ever.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
What kind of animalistic.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
I don't know. I don't understand. And he was just like, dude,
like you tell me you don't ever just like see
a pair of feet, Like, dang, that's nice. He goes,
I am all about the feet. He goes, my girl, now, oh,
her feet get taken care of all the time and where.
(10:29):
And he was like, you guys are all lying. You
guys are all lying to me right now. Like, dude,
we're just bro sitting at sitting at a bar. You
can you can tell me. And we're like no, man, no,
and we're just lying. And he was like, I'm gonna
go get another drink, Get another drink. Goes all right
now for real, guys. I know we've been drinking, but
none of you guys do feet. And for an hour
(10:52):
he lectured us on the amazingness of women's feet.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
And we are just primates. Can you imagine all we're
doing is sucking each other. It's toes and get in
foot That's the same thing monkeys are doing.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
That's why they're so close to humans. Yeah, do you
think monkeys could wear high heels?
Speaker 3 (11:12):
You go to Costa Rica, you realize how close we
really are to monkeys. They do a lot of the
same stuff we do. Eat bananas, we do that. They
look a lot like us.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
M I'm not sure about that.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Fight with each other, throw stuff at each other, play
with each other's.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Feet, they play grab ass.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
A lot of them have bad posture.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Oh I got that's me. I got bad posture.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Make weird faces.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
I can do that.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
Some of them a little ugly.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
We have plenty of ugly people on this planet.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
Go to Costa Rica. I challenge anybody and everybody out there.
There are monkeys everywhere. When you're just sitting at the
bus stop and you realize that, my cousin.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
I'm telling you, dude.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Yeah, So I want people to if you're in the
feat or if you hate your job. I know robaduche
loves her job because she gets to work with Danny.
Those are only two people that I know like their job.
I think Loker likes his job because he's a lawyer.
He thinks that's fun. Miguel is a plumber. We've seen
(12:20):
that last year he was fixing the plumbing at the Acondo.
So we know Miguel may like his job. But he
I mean, he's spent all night on that plumbing tractors.
That looks hot, it gets cold, it gets dusty.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
No, they ain't do anything right now. It's the off season.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
I've drove by one the other day and they are
just all in the pole barn, just talking probably about
the spring crops. There ain't no crops to be cropped
right now.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Yeah, but you gotta do something with the field. You
don't just take the whole. You don't get two months
off work. You're not a teacher.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
There's nothing right in for that as well. There's nothing
with the fields. Tractor guys, you're not doing anything.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
They got to go out there and maintain the ground.
They got a walk, they got to do something.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
But there's irrigation for that, and there's tractors that you
can just auto run. AI. Probably I believe this is
the slow season for them.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
So farmers right now are on a two month vacation
to Costa Rica.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
There was five of them sitting in a pole barn.
I was going by thirty five miles an hour. Not
one was on equipment. They were all just sitting there shooting.
They not a thing to do. Land, as far as
I can see, takes care of itself.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
In the winter. You're just waiting for that big snow
and then it really shuts it down.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Oh then it's over. Yeah, once it snows, I feel
like then it's really done. Like the people in Iowa,
are they done? I mean, do they get the next
two months off? Yes?
Speaker 3 (13:41):
You guys can write in Craig me, I believe so.
And the winter and frost. The second we got our
first frost, you know when I drop below thirty two,
oh man, it was snowing. No this year, it was
snowing a couple like a week ago, flurries that day.
Moms died it immediately, just like that killed the mums.
(14:02):
Even crazier the guys in Tennessee. Just because we are
kind of tropical. We're very similar to Costa Rica. Not
as much rain, but I would almost say a tropical
type climate. And I was watching a crime show one
time and the lady who said, oh, I'm from Costa Rican,
she goes, I moved to Nashville, Tennessee, because it's so
similar to Costa Rica the climate there. Okay, so people
(14:24):
here think they can grow banana trees outside, and they can,
and they look a little out of place where they
look fine. My neighbor had five banana trees in and
around his yard. The second that frost hit, they snapped
off at the neck. Every single one of them looks
like they got decapitated. And it's half a banana tree
(14:46):
and the bottom is just the base of it, and
it's just snapped off at the tits.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
We have banana trees in Nashville. You can grow them.
Who knew?
Speaker 2 (14:59):
But it gets it looks like somebody just set him
on fire. They just fried.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
Oh so now the next three months, that's what we're
gonna be looking at. I'm like, they look cool during
the summer again, a little out of place, but now
we got this thing.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
Looks like it burnt off at the tusk. Like stop.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Yeah, that's bad. Hey if you told your day? Hey,
can you chop those down?
Speaker 3 (15:21):
He likes that because I also see he's got the
curtains in the back patio. He thinks he's in Costa
Rica and we're the monkeys.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
Is he Costa Rican? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
I've never even met that dude.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Okay, should we start the show. Yeah, let's do it.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Ray at the moat. There's no bonanas.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
No, there is no moat, dude, there's just a wall
around the castle.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
We're gonna do it live.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Who oh the one two so loser. What up, everybody?
I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports, so
I'll give you the sports facts, my sports opinions, because
I'm pretty much a sports genius.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
What up, y'all, it says. And I'm from the north.
I'm an alpha male. I live on the north side
of Nashville with Bayser, my wife. We moved to Indian Lake.
It's about to be sixteen lanes. Everybody's moving out to
the country. I talk about it, and next thing you know,
Nashville is going north. And we got two point three
three three three three acres. We got two kids at Vanderbilt.
I'll probably di have a heart attack when I'm about
seventy two and a half, maybe healthy, living eighty coach
(16:22):
over to you.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
Nothing else to say.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
Yeah, we're gonna take a break. We'll be right back.
Let me tell you. Batters Box thinks he's hilarious, right,
So I text him Monday night, what if everybody that's
a Batter's box here with us? And this after he
removed my man card on Sunday night because I wasn't
watching the football game, and he texted me like I
(16:45):
texted him on Monday night, and I said, they don't
use blanking Gincy. Why because Gincy had like two carries
in the first half.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
So he's not getting Rookie of the Year.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
No, and he goes, oh, you're watching football question mark
question mark sixty. I'm pregnant, not on question mark question
mark question.
Speaker 3 (17:06):
Mark funny, because he got you with the main card
you missed the baseball or you football the other night.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
Yeah, and here's the funny part. I wasn't watching the game.
I just was looking at the ESPN dot com and
seeing that he only had three carries in the middle
of the second quarter. I didn't see a play of
the Cowboys Raiders game.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
Unless you're Pickings or Cede Lamb, you ain't watching the game.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
Yeah, oh, because they're sitting on the sideline. Except for
the problem is Big time Tsunami had George Pickens and
Dak Prescott. And George Pickens had about one hundred and
two thousand yards and a touchdown. Dak Prescott threw for
about one million yards, and I got boat raced.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
Who is the highest rated quarterback last week? This last weekend, U.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
This last weekend? Who played a good game? Who scored
a lot of points? Dak Prescott.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
It was Michael Pennix. He was eleven to nineteen, but
then he got hurt and pulled. So that's why he
was the highest rate of QBR. Second Dak Prescott, close
to the top Josh Allen. He threw two interceptions, but
he had six touchdowns.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
Yeah, so it was a rough night, so I wasn't
even watching it. And then I talked to him last
night on the phone. He goes, you didn't like me
taking your man card, did you. I'm like, what are
you talking about? He goes seem pretty upset on the
pod that I took your man card, and I'm like.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
No, guy likes to give up the man card.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
I'm like, I can't believe I got man carded, Like,
I don't understand why my man card because I didn't
watch one football game.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
I mean, I lost my man card.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
The previous weekend when I was with the Heather's best
friend or twelve year old daughter, Justin wanted to do brunch.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
I said, I'm here with the women. He goes, hand
over your man card.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Well, brunch is kind of a bitch meal too. We
never went well, I told him, so, no, I'd like
going to brunch is a man car, like you're a man.
If you go to brunch, that's a girl thing.
Speaker 3 (18:55):
No, Justin wanted to hang out, but I said, I
was trying to entertain the women. But also we were
trying to fire out what to do with a twelve
year old kid. We were trying to ditch her somewhere.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
You just throw her at them all.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
So I'm saying, sometimes the kids get in the way.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
Yeah, oh yeah, just a few times. Man, Like uh,
every day, like every time you want to do something.
Speaker 3 (19:13):
But you need to get him into golf because then
that's an automatic kid time and golf time.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
I would love to take my kid golfing, but I
don't think they could last eighteen holes.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
See same with wife.
Speaker 3 (19:25):
She is entertained for about two holes, and every time
we don't finish eighteen because she gets bored, or we
get in a fight, or hurricane happens both and all
three of those have happened the last three times we've
gone storm. One time she quit on Angeline and Justin
are on the twelfth hole, and the other time we
got in a fight because she kept on to go
so fast, and I said, listen, honey, we're honey and vinegar,
(19:46):
salt and vin. Okay, you keep wanting to speed up.
Golf is a slow man sport. We ain't doing this.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
Yeah. I would like to take them to the part
three course, but I just I don't know when a
good time is because people would be getting so annoyed
with a seven year old trying to hit a golf ball.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
Well, but where do the people start their kids? The
Part three?
Speaker 1 (20:10):
The driving range?
Speaker 2 (20:11):
There you go. He just answered your own question. You
got to take them there first.
Speaker 3 (20:16):
That is a smart idea because I mean, you've got
to start it now because otherwise you're going to be
stuck fishing. Otherwise you're gonna be going to you like soccer,
otherwise you're gonna be going to plays. You gotta be
like tiger Wood's dad, instill your hobbies.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
I gotta get so you got. I gotta get a
win a bay, go park it at the driving range
and be inside banging some Perkins waitresses.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
My favorite is h Was he a good man? Yes?
Speaker 3 (20:43):
Tiger Wood's dad, Oh, tiger Wood's dad a great man.
Played golf with him the old time. Growing up, tiger
Wood's dad was obsessed with golf. He took it Tiger
to the golf course. Tiger fell in love with the sports.
His dad was always there. His dad parked a win
a Bago and bang chicks in the parking lot at
the golf course. His dad loved fast women and fast golf,
(21:04):
and Tiger just got taken along.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
I don't know if that's necessarily a great day.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
Not even sure if his dad loved golf. The golf
course was Tiger's babysitter. That's really what it was. It
was a free babysitter. So he could stick him out
there and be like, hey man, I'm gonna be in
the Winnebago if you need me, And Tiger's like, okay,
that's not mom.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
This was on a documentary, right, yeah, Tiger goes. I
just remember my dad always had the Winnebago and it
was just one after another women going up in the
Winnebago while I was putting. Well, I wonder why he
had the twelve Perkins waitresses.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
Twelve years later.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
Like father, like son. It's kind of crazy how that works.
And my kids are already behind on golf because Tiger
was this kid was starting to lie younger than this.
Speaker 3 (21:50):
Not behind in high school. The first time I ever
picked up a golf club. My buddy goes, hey, I
got twenty golf balls.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
You want to hit him.
Speaker 3 (21:56):
We had a lake, and I go, that's awesome. For
the next thirty minutes, me and my brother could not
hit a golf ball. All we'd ever played was baseball.
We could not. I'm not saying we could hit it
to the lake, which was.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
Forty yards let's say, four first downs.
Speaker 3 (22:13):
We couldn't even hit the golf ball. That is how
hard this sport is. And that was me in high school.
Then I finally started playing courses in college. That's how
late I was to the game.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
That I was in high school. Rusty Shelton shout out.
Zilker Interactive Media, I think is what his company is called,
something like that, Zilker Multimedia. He's doing great for himself.
Went to the University of Texas. He told me, hey,
you want to go golfing. He took me to Lions
Municipal golf course and we got up on that first
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te Oh all right, let's try that again, swinging a miss. Okay,
all right, ah, nope, okay a the ball doesn't move, guys,
and you can't hit it. It's unbelievable. And I hit
it like three feet and I mean I took like
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six seven swings. He goes here, let me show you
how you do it. And Rusty steps up on the
number T number one T lines up his shot, looks
down that fairway, golf club goes back up. He swings boom.
He hit it about fifty feet in the air and
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it went about five feet.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
Thought he was good, he is.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
But he hit it straight up. He goes here, let
me show you how to do it. And he got
underneath it and hit it straight in the air, and
he goes, let's just throw him down the fairway and
we'll start out there. And then I walk up to
the first green, threw my golf bag down on the green. Whoa, whoa, whoa,
what are you doing? That was when I learned golf
bag does not go on the green.
Speaker 3 (23:50):
First time I ever went to a course with my buddy,
Marcus Michika. He has since died. Oh it's how old
I am.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
How old? We are getting rest and man, he took
me on the course and I hit it. I hit
a grounder.
Speaker 3 (24:06):
That was probably so i'd been, you know, And now
I once my buddy brought another buddy, brought a bucket over.
We were hitting him on the lake. I kind of
started to understand how to hit the ball. So I
go to a course with Marcus Michigan. I hit a
grounder twenty yards, just horrible. Marcus so patient. He's like, dude,
no worries. He's like, we got all the time in
the world. Nobody's out here rushing, you know. He's like,
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you only played baseball, No worries. He steps behind. He
was on the golf team in high school. He steps
behind that golf ball. Baseballs you can see go as
a home run. Marcus hit this ball so freaking far.
It was probably really only like two hundred yards. I
had never seen a ball that just disappears. You can
always see your baseball go wherever it goes.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
Wherever it's going.
Speaker 3 (24:50):
If you're not used to following a golf ball. I
thought it disappeared. I was like, oh, dude, you lost that,
and he goes, no, dude, I guarantee you I will
easily find that.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
We went down there on it in two seconds.
Speaker 3 (25:01):
It blew my mind that you could hit a ball
two hundred and fifty yards and go find it, because
I lost it. I go, dude, that thing was in
the woods. Are you sure you didn't hit the highway
over there? He goes, No, it's just right over there,
next to the green. I know exactly where it is.
I go, there is no way you know exactly where
that ball is. He pulled up right to it.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
It's amazing.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
It's a wild sport if you've never played it before.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
It really is amazing that you can hit something two
hundred yards two hundred and fifty yards and without a
little tracker, you just go find it, not.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Brother, Well, brother, that's where we come into play. No,
you go with brother.
Speaker 3 (25:37):
Oh, he can never find his golf ball ever. Ever.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
You want to know the problem with brother is he
thinks he's tiger woods. He thinks he hits it four
hundred yards when he really hits it about two twenty.
So he will drive. Oh, I think it's farther up here,
and my brother, you're back here somewhere. But no, oh no,
I'm up here.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
I'm up here.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
I'm up here. Hey guys, I can't find my ball, yeah, brother,
because I'm standing right. Oh man, I must have got
a bad bounce. I didn't know I was back here.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
Man, Tiger Woods, you're not that in a way.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
No, you're not up on the green.
Speaker 3 (26:15):
Man.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
It's a five hundred yard par four it or part five?
You just teed off. I come back here a little bit. Well, man,
I really got a hold of that one. Yeah, but
it didn't go that far.
Speaker 3 (26:24):
Brother, oh Man, Dodd's not good at Dodd always hits
it on.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
Is he really good?
Speaker 2 (26:29):
Dodd's awesome, but he's been He grew up on Lake
of Coney.
Speaker 3 (26:32):
His dad played with what you're gonna be playing with
your kids their entire life. He grew up on a
golf course, so he's awesome. But he can never he can't.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
See the ball. Oh so, even as good as he is,
he'll be like, was that center that go right? A
little bit? You still have to see it for him.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
That's interesting, dude.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
He's phenomenal though.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
Yeah, when you don't have a spotterer, because you know,
you don't want to look up to see your ball
because if you look up, you know what you look
up to do? See a bad shot?
Speaker 2 (26:59):
Another guy find his ball justin oh.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
Well, yeah, when you're in the woods, I mean it's
hard to find it.
Speaker 3 (27:07):
Freaking the time he hit it in the cow pasture
and he thought he hit it dead center.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
I'm like, dude, are your eyes literally that bad?
Speaker 3 (27:13):
It veered severely into the cow pasture and he thought
he had fairway.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
Well, somebody, I think a little bit is denial. It's
like you get diagnosed with something and you don't want
to believe it. You're like, no, I don't have cancer, No,
no way, and you just keep going living your life.
You know it went right, but you're just like no, no,
no no. And then that way if they hoped you
didn't see it, and that way they can be like, man,
that's a gallery ball Man, if we had a gallery here,
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we would have found it right here in the fairway.
It must have taken a bad bounce. I'm just gonna
drop right here.
Speaker 3 (27:45):
And that reminds me. I haven't played golf with him recently.
The last memory I had was when me Angelina, him
and my wife went whoa. It was six months ago.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
You guys want to go on Sunday.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
I don't go on Sundays.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
All right, Well, never mind about that, Okay, you guys
want to go on Saturday.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
Trying to think are you wide open or something?
Speaker 3 (28:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (28:08):
Birthday party list.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
I'm wide open. There's no birthday parties this weekend Sunday. Man,
we got a high a sixty four.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
Oh, Vaser's doing wreathmaking.
Speaker 3 (28:20):
Okay, and we'll take a raised man card and we'll
be right back after this.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
What was I going to talk about when I first
came in?
Speaker 1 (28:31):
Tell me about the dresser? Yeah.
Speaker 3 (28:33):
Yeah, so apparently nobody does Craigslist anymore.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
Yeah, it's all Facebook Marketplace.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
Well, Vaser had an issue with that one.
Speaker 3 (28:41):
Oh she she put it up there in it it
looked like if I wasn't there, the guy was going
to kidnap her.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
Got it.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
He looked a little.
Speaker 3 (28:51):
Handsy, okay, And I said, Basil, I'm not going to
risk you getting kidnapps.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
So we can sell a dresser for forty dollars. So
she goes. I blocked and deleted.
Speaker 3 (28:59):
I'm out of Facebook Marketplace. And I said, let me
try this app called uptime uptime?
Speaker 1 (29:04):
What uptime? Never heard of this one?
Speaker 2 (29:09):
Offer up?
Speaker 1 (29:10):
Okay, what uptime?
Speaker 2 (29:12):
I think is an energy drink? That's crazy, I said,
that offer up?
Speaker 1 (29:16):
What is that?
Speaker 2 (29:17):
I've been getting blasted on this thing.
Speaker 3 (29:19):
Oh, but so my thing is I put in Nashville
and so then the person everybody negotiates the price down.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
So of course they do. There's no such thing as
a set price.
Speaker 3 (29:32):
We got this massive dresser, YadA YadA yad. It's from
Baser's College. The color scheme doesn't really go with our stuff,
but it's a great dresser. I put it up for sixty.
Lady negotiates me down to forty. She thinks she got
the better end of the deal. I go, oh, I know,
I had it listed in Nashville, but I'm actually in
another city, Indian Lake. So I said, so if you
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drive there, yeah, I can give you that for that
forty price. So I still get the price I wanted.
And I get them to drive to me. And I'm
sure picking people out of Nashville getting them to drive
to the country, and they think they got the better
end of the negotiation.
Speaker 2 (30:06):
Huh, little trick mine. You just use different cities.
Speaker 3 (30:08):
You always say you're in there, the bigger metropolis, and
then as a negotiation tactic, you say, oh, well, I'll
make it cheaper if you drive to me. But they
were gonna drive to you all along because they didn't
know you're from the country.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
They thought you're from Nashville.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
Eventually, though they might give up. I mean, I ain't
driving that far.
Speaker 3 (30:24):
But I got this lady on the hook right now.
I got this eighty year old lady. Oh granted all
for forty dollars. Baser goes, hey, somebody in the neighborhood.
They're gonna come get it right now. A guy will
come lift it. You don't even have to worry. No, no, no, no,
the almighty forty dollars. I never turned a blind eye
to forty dollars. So I got this eighty year old
granny and she goes, do you think you and me
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can lift it? There ain't no chance. This thing is heavy.
I got a granny about to throw out her back.
She's meeting me in an hour where at my place.
She's coming all the way to the country. She's gonna
put it on her back. She's probably gonna throw out
a hip for forty dollars. But all that to say,
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this new app offer up. It's the next Craigslist. I've
been getting blasted on their left and right. I had
some other boy. He honestly, I was actually going for
the stronger of the bunch. The one guy looked like
he was in a nursing home. The heck, if I'm
dealing with him, this woman actually looks kind of tough.
Let me see, Virginia. Does she look like she could
help carry a dresser with me? Um, I'm gonna say no,
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that's what I'm saying. Oh, for forty dollars, I'm gonna
have to put this.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
You gotta have a picture on your offer up. Yeah. Yeah, Well,
my neighbor, I'm gonna tell you what. They have a dresser,
and I think they were just tired of it. They
just put in the street and I was just sitting
there hoping someone's gonna come by and take it.
Speaker 3 (31:52):
I got a neighbor with the same thing a couch,
so I thought it was for Halloween. But I believe
he's trying to get rid of it. What's the shelf
life on that?
Speaker 1 (32:00):
And him a one rain and it's over. It can
no longer be picked up by someone like then it's
just wasted. So but that is the way to do
it if you were avoiding going to the dump, Yeah,
oh for sure. And people eventually pick it up. Like
we had an old water table, which is this little
kid toy that you fill up with water and you
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like pour water in this one bucket and it makes
the frog jump off of this thing. Loved it. When
the kids were like one in two years old, they
absolutely played with it all the time. It was a
great COVID toy because it was water, they could get wet,
they could play because the pools weren't you couldn't go
to any pools.
Speaker 3 (32:41):
Wash off the COVID, yeah, wash off the COVID. And
we played with it all the time. And then when
the third kid is born, he played with it a
little bit, but by that time the brothers are older.
They wanted the sprinkler on, so we have the sprinkler on.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
The little kid. You didn't really care about the water table,
so it just sat in the backyard for three years.
So it's all dirty and gross, got tree sap falling
on it, like it's just nasty, essentially worthless, worthless, And
I'm like, man, what am I gonna do with this crap?
And I try to go stick in the trash can,
but it's too big to fit the trash can, like
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it's too wide. Oh my, I'll just set it back
here in the alley. And it stayed there for a
good month.
Speaker 2 (33:22):
But would people know that it's for free.
Speaker 1 (33:24):
Yeah, because they just drive by. It's in the alley.
Someone finally took.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
It the worthless.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
The water table. It's not worthless to them. They can
go home and they can put some soap on it,
clean it and it'll be a water table they can use.
But I mean, what was they gonna sell it for
ten dollars?
Speaker 2 (33:42):
I was gonna say a buddy of mine Christmas lights
were by the road, and he got him.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
That was you wait he got my Christmas lights? No,
you were the guy I gave the I gave the
Christmas lights away. Somebody took him though, right, Oh, absolutely.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
So that by the road does work. The couch hasn't
worked in my neighborhood.
Speaker 3 (33:58):
Well, a couch is something different that it's not easy
to pick up. See, the dresser was always an option
to set by the road. I just didn't want to
lug it all the way out there, and then nobody wanted.
There was one time I was walking the neighborhood walking
the dog and saw a neighbor Kristin, and someone had
some patio furniture just sitting on the curb and I
see her like sitting on it testing it out. And
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I'm like, oh, thinking about getting you a new patio set.
She goes, yeah, David's gonna kill me if I bring
this home. But I mean it's too it's it's too nice.
I don't think I can pass it up. Do you
mind sitting on it while or go get my car?
It was that high demand so no one will take it. Yeah,
I got you, Martha.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
I'm like, all right, Kristin, I'll sit down on your
patio furniture. So I sat there, a couple of people
pulled up. I'm like, oh, it's already taken. All right,
drove off and here comes Kristin with her freaking suv,
seats down, shoved that sucker in there. She goes, David's
gonna kill me. He's gonna kill me.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
Poor David.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
And she took it to her house and she's he
uses it.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
This one's sad. I mean, if you're cool with it,
I love sad. Brother told me that by his crib.
So it's what is it called? So the city is
called Ridgetop. You've probably I've heard of it.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
I've driven through it.
Speaker 2 (35:16):
Okay, So what does Ridge tell you?
Speaker 1 (35:19):
Cliff?
Speaker 2 (35:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (35:20):
Correct, So there's this cliff where these rocks slide off
and they go by the road.
Speaker 1 (35:27):
They have the chain link fencil.
Speaker 3 (35:29):
Yeah, so they can go by the road and then
people will go get them there for free because they're
just sitting there by the road.
Speaker 2 (35:34):
Well, the state put a bunch of chain length on
the cliff because these rocks were rolling off and hitting vehicles.
So now they just go straight to the ground off
the road.
Speaker 1 (35:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (35:46):
Recently they actually crossed the road. It made news. They
had to get out there and actually remove the rock
from the road. It was blocking the road.
Speaker 2 (35:53):
Whoa, But people can go and get awesome rocks.
Speaker 3 (35:58):
They fall from the cliff right next to the road
and they'll park just like the couch, just like the
dresser yep, just like the Christmas lights, just like the
water table.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
Anything for free, they'll get it for free. People will
take anything for free.
Speaker 3 (36:11):
But people have done it and died because a rock
comes off from the cliff and hits them while they're
getting the free rocks. Oh so not everything's free, honey, I'm.
Speaker 2 (36:25):
Gonna go get a free rock by the side.
Speaker 1 (36:27):
Of the.
Speaker 2 (36:29):
Dude, how brutal would that be.
Speaker 3 (36:32):
You're about to do an upgrade to your backyard and
a freaking boulder comes off and kills you. Oh man,
So I've always heard don't go get the rocks by
the side of the road because you could risk death.
Speaker 1 (36:45):
Well, sorry, honey, can't get those rocks today. I'll scratched
it off my honey do list.
Speaker 2 (36:50):
I'm like, brother, you haven't thought about going and getting
free rocks?
Speaker 1 (36:53):
Hey, brother, I know you like doing up your yard.
You know what I mean. Your yard looks great. But brother,
why don't you pay for some rock? Let someone get
that rock. You don't even get that rock.
Speaker 2 (37:04):
I mean, oh my gosh, that's the thing.
Speaker 3 (37:07):
If you got it by the side of the road,
you want to go get it for free?
Speaker 2 (37:11):
Just you know, it's not worth risking your life.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
Yeah you want to hear an email? Yeah? I will.
Cultures enjoy the show. This is Patrick from Bashtrop Texas.
I catch up with every episode driving to work or
working around the house. Keep up the crazy stories. I
still have my Haunted House ticket. Lunchbox signed back in
the day when you guys were in Austin. That's Patrick
(37:35):
from Bashtrop. Oh I also died to mention Lunchbox did
say hold on that it will be worth something one day? Well,
you're yep, that that haunted house ticket probably worth a lot.
Speaker 3 (37:47):
Man, I definitely worked those remotes in Austin. Now you
go stand out front and people go in there. You
really didn't have to do much.
Speaker 2 (37:54):
You stood by the interstate and kind of just had
the signage there.
Speaker 1 (37:58):
Yeah, it was all I mean those I mean I
haven't been to a hanted house in a long time
because I have kids now and they're not really old
enough to go to a haunted house. But man, haunted
houses were so fun.
Speaker 2 (38:09):
That and I love the remotes.
Speaker 3 (38:11):
Standing with you at a window timp place, in a
parking lot, standing out front of a haunted house, standing
out front of a concert, handing out coozies. That was
you said ninety nine percent, I said, ninety nine percent
of people hate their job. That's the one percent of
people that liked their job. Promotions was awesome. You didn't
do crap.
Speaker 1 (38:32):
You did nothing.
Speaker 3 (38:33):
You set up a table and sat there and then
I would just work on my tan for two hours.
Speaker 1 (38:38):
I will say it did get old. Standing in the
cricket wireless parking lot in that hot asphalt.
Speaker 2 (38:44):
I loved it.
Speaker 1 (38:45):
At one hundred degrees and it just baking off there.
So it's really like one hundred and thirty degrees. Some
of those were they got old. But man, that money though,
that money was so good, so good can they bring
remotes back? Because that was such easy freaking money.
Speaker 3 (39:04):
And I mean the table that was very It took
one minute. You'd have to put a radio out front
so you could do the local station or whatever one
you're advertising for. Yeah, a couple of koozies on the
table and you're good to go. Bonus round was when.
Speaker 2 (39:17):
It would be a ut.
Speaker 3 (39:18):
Oh that'd have let me tell you, I'd have a
full of just that was absolute spokes that wash.
Speaker 2 (39:28):
Yeah you want a coozy?
Speaker 1 (39:29):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (39:30):
You want to spend this wheel? You can win a
car or no, I don't know if you win a car, but.
Speaker 1 (39:35):
You can go for riding my car like uh yeah,
Like oh my, you live with the dorm over here? Well, man,
that's where can I come check it out sometime?
Speaker 2 (39:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (39:42):
Those ones down at ut not not bad.
Speaker 3 (39:44):
But then they ask you if you want to hang
out her tail You're like, well, I'm I'm working.
Speaker 1 (39:47):
Yeah, I can't relate. Once we break down the tent
and I get the van back to the station, then oh,
you'll already be at the game.
Speaker 3 (39:54):
Okay, this one girl I kind of wanted to date.
She was with the promotions. Okay, so me and her.
Speaker 2 (40:00):
Had set up. We set up outside of.
Speaker 1 (40:02):
Ut Okay, I know which girl you're talking about.
Speaker 2 (40:05):
No you don't. There was like a million young interns
for whatever reason. In Austin.
Speaker 1 (40:10):
There was a lot.
Speaker 2 (40:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (40:11):
And so we're sitting there and you'd set up the signage,
but you'd have the suv because I guess that is
what pumped up the signage. It was one of those inflatables. Yea,
the generator hooked into the vehicle. Yep, So you turned
the vehicle on. So I say goodbye to the girl.
She maybe just set up with me, and she's all right,
I'm gonna go tailgate and drink and all that.
Speaker 2 (40:27):
I'm like, awesome, man, she's promotion.
Speaker 1 (40:29):
She knows. I'm cool.
Speaker 2 (40:30):
I'm cool. I'm cool.
Speaker 3 (40:31):
Well, I went out the night before. I'm gonna take
a freaking nap. So I go in the suv and
I'm out like a light sleeping. Just I mean, all
I needed to do is just have the signage up.
Speaker 2 (40:44):
She knocked. I hear a knock on the door and
I was good with this girl.
Speaker 3 (40:49):
I mean we were probably pretty close to Dayton, probably
pretty close to marriage. I opened the door. This was
before Bay, before Baser. I opened the door half asleep,
half hungover. I'd been sweating from setting it up.
Speaker 2 (41:03):
Hey, I want you to meet my parents.
Speaker 3 (41:06):
The first time I meet her parents, I caught a
sleep in a car.
Speaker 1 (41:13):
At a radio remote and I'm like.
Speaker 2 (41:16):
A schlepperd looked like a Carnie.
Speaker 1 (41:18):
Yeah. That was the end of that relationship.
Speaker 3 (41:20):
I mean, dude, her dad's like, Okay, he's in no good.
He's like, I do nothing. I mean, this guy's a
low life.
Speaker 1 (41:25):
He's sleeping in a vand and he doesn't even have
a freaking house.
Speaker 3 (41:28):
What are the chances she comes back and finds me
to introduce me to her parents, me asleep in a car.
Speaker 2 (41:36):
Yeah, that didn't work well.
Speaker 1 (41:37):
Hey, great first impression, man, great first impression.
Speaker 3 (41:40):
All right, the inflatables half down because it hadn't been
aired up properly, Like, hey, uh, do you have any
prizes left? Like huh what prizes? Oh, I'm supposed to
be hitting out prizes.
Speaker 1 (41:50):
You're right.
Speaker 3 (41:51):
It was like the long horns, but the horns were
down at a ut it got deflated there like some
o you.
Speaker 1 (41:57):
Guy running the generator? So funny. Oh yeah, that time.
Speaker 2 (42:01):
The inflatable blew out of the stadium. What yeah, we
put it up top and it was a huge gust
to win. It took the inflatable all the way outside
of the stadium. The only thing that kept it hanging
on was the generator, and so we just grabbed it
and we called over a couple other promotions. People were like,
you got to get here, lickety split, because this entire
inflatable is about to.
Speaker 3 (42:20):
Fall out of the stadium and it's probably ten thousand dollars.
So they came up and we drug it back into
the stadium.
Speaker 1 (42:25):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (42:25):
Yeah, Bevo went flying.
Speaker 1 (42:28):
I do like that Bevo commercial, the one where the
guys like, uh, I didn't mean to he accidentally set
lets Bibo free when he's taking the selfie.
Speaker 2 (42:37):
Yes, that's so funny. I always looked for Ricky.
Speaker 1 (42:40):
I do too, and my kids like that commercial.
Speaker 2 (42:42):
They liked the what does he even advertise some insurance? Oh?
I thought it was T mobile.
Speaker 1 (42:49):
Now I think it's insurance because he goes but I
did save but the I did save money whatever And
then The other one is when the ostrich or whatever
is running on the football field and the guy's going
to tack with Austrichs. Then another guy tackles him like, no,
I don't even know what it's for.
Speaker 2 (43:03):
Is that YouTube? I'm only getting the YouTube zens now.
Speaker 1 (43:06):
The kids like that one. And then the Eddie George
Heisman one. I love Heisman House hilarious. They're driving and Bobby.
Speaker 2 (43:16):
Is gonna be in it. He'll be moving in a
couple of weeks.
Speaker 1 (43:18):
And they're starting to he's starting to sweat and like, hey, Eddie,
are you okay? Are you okay? And he's like, I
don't know, and then he slams on the brakes and
it's like a couple of feet before the Welcome to
Michigan sign and he's like, he types in his GPS
(43:39):
and he's like, boys, we're gonna drive. We're gonna go
around and it's like like a twelve hour detail. They're like,
but that's a and he whips the car around like
I'm not gonna he's.
Speaker 2 (43:49):
Ohio State doesn't want to drive through Michigan.
Speaker 1 (43:52):
Hilarious. Great commercial.
Speaker 3 (43:53):
Heisman House is phenomenal because you get all those Heisman's
to hang out together.
Speaker 1 (43:58):
So funny. Yeah, and I like the way they got
busted this year with the ordnance.
Speaker 2 (44:02):
So he got kicked out.
Speaker 1 (44:03):
They got kicked out. Too many animals in one place
all that, and you know what's crazy. The guy that
kicked him out will be good though.
Speaker 2 (44:10):
This year it'll just be an anchor.
Speaker 1 (44:11):
Won't be an animal, the guy that kicked him out.
Joe Hursley, graduate of Anderson High School class of ninety seven.
Batter's boxing him. We're great friends back in the day.
Speaker 2 (44:22):
How come they never have Manzell in any of those.
Speaker 1 (44:25):
I don't know. He's not looking too good.
Speaker 2 (44:28):
Got a podcast?
Speaker 1 (44:30):
We have a podcast. Everybody has a podcast. This podcast
is over.
Speaker 2 (44:34):
He toured with Drake.
Speaker 1 (44:37):
Okay, all right, you guys, have a good Wednesday. We're
out of steam. I'm tired.
Speaker 2 (44:44):
Feedter freezing feet freezing.
Speaker 1 (44:45):
Hey, you know what, bacon, Suck on those toes and
make it better.
Speaker 2 (44:50):
That's full service.
Speaker 1 (44:54):
That's good podcasting. Man. You may not get down on
feeling good.
Speaker 2 (44:58):
Guys. Actually, if you take anything from this podcast today,
what if this weekend you surprise your chick hey with
little toast, Let me suck on your feet. I don't
even think baser. Let me.
Speaker 3 (45:13):
Guys do the deep dive this weekend. Go for the
little piglets. You heard me, truckers,
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