December 29, 2025 • 36 mins
In this episode we finally have the cameras working thanks to Patrick!!!! You will finally be getting spammed with videos of our awesome stories. Lunchbox had a great idea for a Christmas surprise for Grannie and Grandpa but it turns out it was all an advertising SCAM which ruined the idea. Also Lunchbox talks about how hard it is to shop for kids now because they have no idea what they want for Christmas.
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Got shocked, bro. Yo. See look how low that is.
That's pencil dick thin here though, look at me. I
am thick, yo, yo. Check out my melody. I want
to live goods, I sell dope. Yeah, I'm here and
I don't sell dope and I'm not on a baby
(00:29):
the top, laid back boy boy baby, I need to
introduce my kids that music. So anyways, this is the
rest of the story. You're looking live. That's a beautiful woman. Hey,
(00:50):
listen here, Kirk. If you're in Alabama, just go and
get the football and go in the backyard with pops. Oh. Man,
that's a beautiful woman. I'm telling you. Oh that Catherine
Webb girl. Wow. Woman to the right, that's his d D. Bonner.
That is a J. Mccarran's mom. And that girl left.
(01:14):
What a beautiful that is his girl from Almlabama. That
is his girlfriend. What a J. McCarran doing, yo, yo. Yeah,
that's a lot better. And see because yeah, before I
had to put it all the way up. We're better.
This is beautiful. Man. Hey, thank you dude. We really
appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
This is the pod man. Hey, we're rolling, We're saving this.
This is going in it fine, this is going in it.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
The only thing is I didn't hit record, you idiot,
what I thought. We're doing a video too. No, No, I
don't care about the video. I worry we're testing the video.
I care about the video, I know, but now you
get live on video. We are No, I don't want
to be live. We're recording the video, recording the video.
Oh my gosh, it switched. Yeah, oh man, this is
(01:57):
so fow. This is what happens when you have people
like that know how to do their job. It's pretty neat,
That's what I'm saying it. We're specialized, so we were
never equipped to understand how to do the video. And
I was trying to explain that to Morgan. I said, Morgan,
I'm not do I'm not honestly educated enough. I've never
had a computer class in how to do this video.
(02:18):
And she said, you guys must be doing something wrong.
We got in a specialist, Patrick came in, and now
the video is working. I don't know if Patrick has
done a class or if he just learned this all
on his own, because he is super computer intelligent, like
he knows how to do it all. He's hacking in
changing the mic level. You know how you always we
were complaining about this level. He fixed it in like
two minutes. So truck drivers, you guys should be pretty
(02:40):
appreciative because the mic levels are going to be awesome.
I believe going forward and here we go, we are live.
Hear that. I heard that and you did it. Yeah,
so you guys should probably most likely never complain about
the mic levels again. I think they're good. I mean,
the tractors, they're gonna be able to hear you over there.
(03:02):
Patrick tell me this though, with the video, do I
have to have the video showing or is actually as
long as it's up like that, I think I'm good
because I believe if I downsize it, it stops the video
in the past. Okay, well I don't want to stop
the video. It's okay. That's the value. This is the
first video we've ever done.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
This is why you test it so you can downsize
it and you find out.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Okay, next time, I can't. There's no reason to downsize it.
I'm gonna leave the video, but I think it can
be there. We go. We're good. Oh that's a lot, man.
It won't go over there. I won't go over there.
Click hire yo, Okay, it didn't. You're over there. You're
over there, you're over there talking this microphone. Turn on
(03:49):
this microphone. So did you take computer classes or did
you learn this all on your own? Oh? No, I am.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
I'm a naturally gifted individual, just incredibly intelligent. Just uh,
I see it and it just bends to my will.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Okay. Basically he went to college for this and he
went to his camera. Did we ever know that your
camera was programmed because it went to you when you talked? Well,
of course, okay, cameras respect me.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Okay, you know what he sees. He sees a camera,
and when he a camera, he touches it. It bends
to his will, just like the computer. Where did you
go to school?
Speaker 3 (04:22):
I went to school right here in Nashville, went to Belmont. Wow,
okay for absolutely nothing to do with video.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Really, yeah, what did you go to Belmont for? I
went for audio. Well, you do a damn good job.
I think that we're going to need to speed up
how it switches because it's about three seconds behind, is
what I just noticed when it was going back and
forth between y'all. So if we could do that, that's
just one thing other than that it's doing everything we
needed to do with the switching.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
You like, really fast switching.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
It would need to be faster, just because when you
started talking, it was still on Patrick. So what if
I started talking now is it still on you? And
then now it's going to meet I mean that was
a little bit smoother, okay, but it just seemed a
little clunky by a second or two. And I don't
want people to get annoyed. They hate their jobs already,
why have them get even more frustrated during their workday.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
That's great, Patrick, We really appreciate you, man, thank you
for any let's standny ovation man, sore Loser's Nation appreciate you.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
And now we're gonna throw this on you. So we're
doing our Coaches Convention coming up in MLK Day weekend.
Oh yeah, and we're gonna do the live podcast and
it's at an undisclosed location. Do you will you show
us or will you have to be here to run
that room? That that that like you know what I'm
(05:35):
talking about? The performance studio?
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Oh oh you want you want to go on stage? Yeah?
That's that's big time, man. I bet we can make
this happen.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Okay, I didn't know who I was supposed to talk to.
But I'm like, I think he's the one that runs it,
so why don't I just ask him? I didn't know.
It just popped in my head, I should ask you
instead of someone else in this building that's gonna give
me the run around. I was like, oh, you know what,
he's right here and you can probably control that from
your house. Huh.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Well, that's the beauty of working remotely day.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Okay, all right, but we're not gonna reveal the location
of where we're gonna do the live pod yet, but
you'll get that in your itinerary. Guys sore Losers dot com,
get your tickets. Let's go, man, Thank you, Patrick. Do
you want to switch that or do you want to
come back in? We'll do this right here. You've got
a filibuster.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Yeah, I'm filibuster. And I don't know what he's going. Oh,
he's doing the timer thing, and Ray, you're gonna have
to give me a timer because I didn't start the
clock on when we started this podcast, so I don't
know when we need to take a break. When we
don't need to take a break. That is all on
you today. It's usually on my shoulders. But today it's
on your shoulders, and I want you to feel the
pressure I feel of getting this podcast to commercial on time,
(06:43):
so we don't miss any of our spots because we.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Got an email from the boss. It maybe the holiday time,
but you're not allowed to not do a podcast. I'm
watching cameras. This is great, this is good stuff. That's
pretty good. See here's the problem.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Now Ray's gonna be obsessed with watching the cameras and
he's not gonna have anything to say.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
No, because we're gonna always think back to how you
used to have to control the cameras and how bad
your stories were when you would look at your finger
to control the cameras. Now it's all automatic.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Sud the delay of me tried to hit the button
and come back over the mic because the switcher didn't
really reach all the way over here, so I had
to lean to my right.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Oh man, this is just like, this is so cool.
We don't even have a live engineer on the big show,
and we have a live engineer right now on the podcast.
And you know what we forgot to do put our
logo on the screen. Let me show you, man, Golly,
we got all the gear we got the cameras and
we don't even have our logo. Okay, let me show
(07:44):
you and they can see the cat calendar in the
back like we said that we did. It was from
my wife's nail tech. I saw that. The lady said
promote my business, and there it is. I think I
just hit this. It went black.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Dude, Bah, we have reached a big time.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Oh my gosh, this is the greatest podcast ever. I'm
having a blast. Man. I was like, hey to the engineer,
I go, do you think that we can stream live
and record the video? And he said, no, dude, this
thing's basically just made to run Excel and word. Don't
get crazy.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
He said, quote, I'm worried you're gonna crash my system,
but I'd really appreciate it if you got an external
hard drive to record all your videos.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
And I was just trying to be cool. All the
kids now are streaming, oh so ay just wanted it.
It seems like we're streaming for them. Guys. We don't
care about your streaming. Get a job, get something you're
interested in. If you're gonna watch us, you probably need
to get a life. You know who has a stream
now is cam Skataboo.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Where he's playing Mad and stuff. He's Madden and I
saw him head butt the chair one day. I don't understand, like,
do you just randomly go live whenever you want as
a streamer or are you streaming your whole life?
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Oh that I show speed. I feel like he's streaming
twenty four to seven. Well, they go to different countries,
making more entertaining the there's different kinds of streamers. There's
the gambling streamers who go into the casino and so
they basically just get addicts that watch, and they get
tons of people that watch. I will say I commented
on your boys post who Siriani okay because he was
(09:16):
at the blackjack table with TJ Lavin. He filmed that
and streamed it, but he also did content for Instagram
and stuff.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
I loved it because TJ Lavin didn't even seem like
he played blackjack that much or new And he would
ask sirianni, Okay, dude, you just tell me what you
want me to do. If you want me to hit
it all, hit it.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
If don't, I won't And he started going over the
implied value of a twelve versus a twelve and if
you should hit or not. And so I commented on
his post and I said, you, me and Lavin, let's
hit the tables. Okay, well you're obviously because you have
more followers than me. He's my Syriani's my boy and
now he's gonna hit you up and he's gonna be
(09:55):
your boy. Let me guess he didn't hit me up.
He will though he never replied, but he's in it
so he's trying to keep gaining followers and doing that.
He'll see you're on a syndicated show Quarter of a Mill.
You'll get hit up and he'll say, hey, come play
the tables with me. But you're that guy that steals
somebody else's friend. Like, if I'm a friend with somebody first,
is it cool if you go hang out with that
(10:16):
person like you and Justin? Is it cool if you
guys go play golf? Yes, it is no, because I
was Justin's friend first. But I would never go play
golf with who's your boy Garrett? Garrett? Never, because he
was your boy first. I would always include you.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
That's crazy because by met with Billy first, and then
you stole her from Billy, so well, Billy left town
and I would justin lives closer to me than he
lives closer to you, so it's more convenient. If he's
wanting to grab around of golf. He's like, hey, man,
Ray can't make it. You want to go play golf?
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Yeah, dude, Now you can't limit the friendship because you
can't be involved. Uh Una, mento, Patrick, we got these
lights that we usually put on. We're not worried about
it today. Don't worry about it. We're literally just doing it.
But usually we do that, and he has a better
back light. But you're fine right now. Don't even guess
what it is. That what he was stressing about right now,
he was no, he stress. He was trying to make
it better. He's like, these guys are doing some crappy
(11:08):
content in Patrick, we hadn't plugged it in. Uh so, yes,
I am not trying to steal your friend. But I
said those videos were stupid. He's back, Oh my gosh,
I'm looking good.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
I said the videos were stupid. Then I realized, dang,
these videos are kind of cool. And then I saw
him playing with TJ Lavin and as a huge challenge fan,
I was like, if.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
He can get me to meet TJ. Lavin. I will
go to Vegas and go to the tables with him.
He will. The dude's always in a casino. That's probably
where you're gonna meet him, honestly. And what you'll find
out with those streamers, they always got to have something. So, yes,
he wants you to holler at him. Yes, he wants
to come on our podcast. They always need something to
keep getting those Instagram posts? And what's his what's his name?
(11:52):
John Siriani Sirianni, And he's so into the gambling niche
his daughter's on board now. His daughter dropped out of
college and she has her own channel and she promotes
his other company, and she goes, Dude, hers is almost
better than his. Her. Here's hers. Hey, guys, I just
got out of the club with my girls. Should I
play a five hundred dollars hand on blank website? And
(12:15):
she'll just rock five hundred dollars and lose it? Well,
that sucked, okay, So I'm gonna go home now with
my girls. Maybe tomorrow I'll have better luck. And she's
rocking an endorsement deal with this gambling site. Hey, like,
why can't we do that? Yeah, why can't someone say, hey,
I'm just gonna put five hundred on the Seahawks. Yeah,
I'm gonna put five hundred dollars on the Niners. Oh
(12:36):
I lost. That's a right. I'm gonna go to bed now.
He's gotta be careful because he he had TJ. Lavin,
famous guy, but he also has these bombshells, these girls
that he makes him. I've seen the bomb show, right,
So he has them. They don't wear bras, and so
then they filmed the content and now he's got his daughter.
It's like, Siriana, you've created your own monster. Your daughter's
gonna replace you, and eventually the bombshells are just gonna
(12:59):
move in and play the black jack, and you're gonna
be cut out of the picture. He thinks that everybody's
tuning in to watch him. He's pretty funny. That is good.
And sometimes he like when he gets real serious, like
I've seen him get a couple of serious hands. He's
just like and I like the way TJ. Lavin was
yelling at the dealer, like I do, come on, big one,
(13:20):
big one, big one, Are you kidding me?
Speaker 2 (13:23):
They do the same thing I do. That's how I react.
It's more fun that way. Instead of people that just
sit there and I like, they don't care. It's more
fun to be what do you call it animated? That's
the word I was looking for.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
But we're part of that. Now. We're streamers. We're streamers.
We are streamers.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
Shit, Hey, what we're gonna title this podcast? We owe
it all to Patrick, all to Patrick. That's what it's
gonna be tititled. I'm writing it down right now.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
You need to go to commercial. All right, we do
what do we at? Thirteen fifty one? Okay, we'll take
a break and we'll be right back and then we
just keep rolling. We really don't take your hand. We
don't really take part. I heard him. Patrick's like, Wow,
this podcast sucks. Man. You guys do not have any
form or anything you're gonna talk about. You just talk. No,
he's seeing the sausage. Yeah, I can I tell you something. Ray.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
I tried to do something really cool for Christmas, Okay,
and I got hoodwinked.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Have you ever been hoodwinked? Yes? Yes, because every single
day on the Big Show, I had an advertisement pop up.
We're good, Thank you Patrick, custom ply, thank Patrick Patrick
standing ovation hit the clappy. He did a great job.
That was amazing. Most shows don't even get the kind
of dedicated service we just got. Patrick. God bless you,
(14:36):
Thank you, Patrick. May you go in peace. Merry Christmas, Yes, hallelujah,
Peace be with you. I need a warmer camera on
me though. Bro, it looks like I got about a
year to live. Oh man, we need to up your lighting.
I need to need something because I look like skeletory.
I look like et on the rocks. Dude. That's really
not even how I look. You've got like the beauty
(14:57):
filter on because I got that light. Dude, I don't
know why the light doesn't help you out. No, don't
change it. Oh there it is? Is that better for
you too? Yo? Yo yo yo. Check out my melody because.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
I'm getting you're getting some bad life getting this reflection. Yeah,
I think we need to move it right where the
S is right, where the S is right there.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
That's it. That's good for you. That's good for you too.
Check check check out my melody. I want to live
good a little bit better. Yeah, the blue needs to
be on two. It's supposed to be pointing towards you. Yeah,
check out my melody. I want good. We'll work on
that later. We'll work on that later. This is what
I need to tell you. So I thought I would
(15:36):
do something very fun for Christmas, right. I thought, having
all the grandkids show up to my mom and dad's house,
Granny and Grandpa's house, with pajamas with Granny and Grandpa's
face all over it. Funny, hilarious, right, funny, surprise them
Granny and Grandpa. Oh my, that's so funny hilarious. And
(15:58):
I saw this advertisement popped up nineteen ninety nine for
personalized pajamas, and I'm like, oh my gosh, this is
genius for night.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
For twenty bucks, I get a pair of pajamas, throw
Granny and Grandpa's face on it, and we have all
seven grandkids in the pajamas.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
I already know the end of this story. Ain't no
way that's coming in time for Christmas. No, no.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
But when I was gonna order it, it said get
it there between December nineteenth and the twenty.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
First, a three day window. I'm like, oh, that is beautiful.
I am all in on this. So I start texting
Batter's Box, you want my PayPal. What if everybody that's
a Batter's Box here with us? Then I text my
sister and I'm like, hey, I need some good I
need your pajama sizes for your kids, because I'm ordering
(16:48):
these pajamas for all the kids with Granny and Grandpa's
face on them, and we are gonna rock it out
on Christmas. Smart. I mean it's a good idea. And
batter's box like, oh, that's hilarious. I love the idea.
The idea, sister, great idea, so smart, so smart? What
are you, Dave Chappelle? Isn't it funny?
Speaker 2 (17:06):
I didn't ask if it was funny. I just said
I'm what I'm doing. I didn't ask for approval. I
didn't ask. They volunteered, like, oh I like that idea.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Yeah. Most people, honestly don't even have ideas around Christmas.
It's like, do you want me to tell you what
you're interested in? Then I'll get you that present, Like
what are your hobbies? Correct? Kids are tough to shop
for nowadays, like my kids, because they don't see commercials,
so they don't see these toys advertised towards them. You
ever heard of a slinky?
Speaker 2 (17:32):
We did that a couple of years ago. That slinky's
last about three minutes. Yo, yo, yoyo lasts about two
minutes because then it gets undone, and then it gets tangled.
Then they get frustrated. Then they slam it too hard
and it hits the floor brand breaks. We've gone through
about one hundred yogos.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
It's a new dad.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
So I get the I start asking, Hey, do you
have good pictures of mom and dad, like granting and Grandpa?
So I can you know, use the good pictures.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
Every picture is your dad's sweating working on a project
in the background as a hole in the wall that
batter box made twenty years ago. One problem is my
dad doesn't like to look at the camera. Do you
want to see he does a silhouette photo every time. No,
he always kind of looks away or he doesn't like
taking pictures. What is he? Tom Brady? For whatever reason
he is anti taking pictures. He always does a side look.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
He does kind of looks away, closes his eye. I mean,
it's just something with him and not wanting to take pictures.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
I can't laugh at it. Billy does the same thing
when he was in Kankony, did the side look. I go, Billy,
everybody is front facing with selfies. Now I know you
weren't on Instagram for five years with your wife. But
everybody takes pictures of themselves. Billy, every picture acts like
he's looking away into the sunset. I'm like, Billy, Billy,
nobody believes those stage photos. You have to like look
(18:45):
at the camera. Yeah, it's okay to look at the camera. Now.
Now that's the culture is you look right at the
camera and you're like, bam, that's me. But anyway, so
I get the pictures, you know what I mean, I'm
all right, I start putting them on the computer and
I'm all right, getting the layout the pajamas and I'm
all excited. I'm like boom added the cart for the
first set is forty dollars. Wait, it was nineteen dollars.
(19:10):
What happened to nineteen dollars? There's other things involved.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
So then they charge you per face you're gonna put
on the pajamas. Then if you are anything larger than
an extra small, it goes up nineteen dollars. If you're
a medium, it's raised by twenty dollars. What is your dad, Well,
my dad's not getting them.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
It was all the kids. Ray I'd prefer not to
say their size. So for seven kids. Each pajama set
came out to like forty five dollars. Might as well
just light that money on fire, because the kids are
gonna wear it once and your parents are gonna go, huh,
all right, take those things off, put on something else. Right,
They would wear them one time and that would be it.
(19:50):
So seven times forty five. I mean, let's just do
the math raight. So a decently funny thing at forty
five dollars at two hundred becomes wow, there's something else
we could get for a cheap laugh lunch.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
Yeah, three hundred and fifteen dollars. It would have cost
me to order all those pajamas way too much plus tax,
don't forget tax and shipping, so we were probably been
looking at about three hundred and seventy five dollars. After
the advertisement sucked me in with the nineteen dollars customizable pajamas,
and so I had to abort mission. I had to say, hey, man, guys, sorry,
(20:26):
the jammi's ain't gonna work out. They ended up being
like forty five dollars apiece. So good idea out the window.
The hype train that left the station has reversed back
into the station. It has been put on lock down
and there are no pajamas. So my cool Christmas surprise
went out the window.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
There we go see if the camera switched. So you
know what I did. I flipped it. I switched. I
took a detour lingerie for your mom. Nope, no lingerie
for my mom. Dad. I did you a present for
both y'all. Instead of ordering seven pairs of pajamas, I
ordered two pairs of pajamas for Granny and Grandpa, and
(21:11):
I did the faces of all the grandkids on their pajamas.
So when the grandkids come in, Granny and Grandpa have
their faces all over them in the pajamas. So instead
of spending three hundred and seventy five dollars, it turned
into like one hundred and five dollars for the cool experience.
(21:31):
Now even cheaper than that. Do one for yourself, walk
down Christmas morning in pajamas. Funny, joke's over. Great, let's
do Christmas. Yeah I could have done that. We did
Grinch pajamas one year when they were all in Nashville's funny,
that's so funny. But the kids.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
What a cool thing is the kids seeing Granny and
Grandpa with their face all over them.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
That's cool. Do the kids know about it? No, they
didn't know anything about it. What if they stream? We're
on video now. They have no idea how to stream.
They're in school. Kids know how to stream. You're right,
they do. They know about my nephew, he's four years old.
I love I Show Speed. How does he know about
I Show Speed? Does he really? Yeah? He loves speed?
He goes I love speed. He's so fast. I'm like, Maria,
(22:14):
how that muff? How does he know about I Show Speed? Said?
He watched him. Yeah, My kids like mister Beast drives
me nuts better that than Bonnie Blue. You know a
girl it's in a bang bus and BALI that's a
great point. And my seven year old keeps asking me, dad,
how's mister Beast so rich? Dad? How do I get
on a Bonnie Blue's bus? Well? And I tried to
(22:36):
explain to him, like, well, he works really hard for it,
But Dad, how does he have all that money? Your
dad does too?
Speaker 2 (22:41):
No, I'm like, he works hard and he has a
candy bar. And we had this conversation with my father
in law over Thanksgiving.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
Before or after the book? Good God? Oh, the book no,
the book. No, the book was I had finished the
book by the time I went to Thanksgiving. What was
the book called the It was a psychological warfare of
a man sexuality or something.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
I think it was called the Man the Most Interesting
Man and the Man that Knew Everything or something like that.
And rinco Fermi anyway, and my father in law's like,
I don't understand. How is this guy popular?
Speaker 1 (23:12):
Like how to? And I said, well, who the most
interesting man? No, mister beast, because he's not. I was
a joke. Thank you, Sorry, I missed the joke over
my head. Clap for yourself.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
And I said, well, he's been doing these videos for
a long time, and when he got his first advertiser,
he got like fifteen thousand dollars or whatever it was,
and instead of keeping that money, he made a video
of him going up and giving it to a complete stranger.
And I said, and then it went viral and he
blew up and he goes, well, why would people want
to watch that video?
Speaker 1 (23:44):
I said, well, it's because that's America. It's crazy that
someone would just walk up to a random stranger and
hand him fifteen thousand dollars. You ever done that?
Speaker 2 (23:54):
Phil and he's like, yeah, but why would someone else care?
I said, I don't know. Oh, but you know, one
person sees it, they share it with a friend, then
that friend shares it with a friend, then they share
it with two people. Then everybody at work gathers around
the computer, watches it, sends it to their you know, clients,
and it just is a domino effect.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
He goes, If somebody sends me that video, I'm deleting
it as a client. No thanks, not downloading the attachment? Thanks,
but no thanks. I don't want to excel PDF or
a gift file of mister Beast Beast Reality or whatever
his name is.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
That's what my father in law said. He goes, but
why do they watch it? Because they didn't get the
fifteen thousand dollars, Phil, what do you like watching? I said,
I know they didn't get the fifteen thousand dollars, but
it's sort of like, oh my gosh, it's like America's
Home Funniest Videos. You watch the video because you're amazed.
It's amazing to see someone get me given fifteen thousand dollars.
What is Phil like watching pain dry? I mean, come on, well,
(24:51):
here's the problem. He just has a lot of technicality questions.
He's like, so he could have helped us with the video.
He says, so what does that do for them though?
And I'm like, Okay, I don't know, and he goes,
I just don't get it, and I was like, I know,
you don't. I know, you don't get it. My kids like,
mister Beast, that's how he got famous. My kid always
asked how he got rich, and I tried to explain
to me he works, already, makes his videos and he
(25:11):
gets paid to do.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
It, and that's it. And then I don't and then
it goes back to the pajamas. You're right, the pajamas
would have been awesome. The kids wearing the pajamas would
have been awesome, the grandparents wore them. That's it. Merry
Christmas and Merry Christmas. Phil. You should have just pulled
up your phone. That's how you sell your argument. Play
a mister Beasts video, keep it there until he tells
you to put it down, which will probably be twenty
(25:33):
five seconds, and you'll be like, did you just watch that? Well? Yeah,
I did? Why perfect? And you had a twenty five
second retention rate. That's how mister Beast makes his money. Oh,
you just fell for it, but just got beast it.
But you got beasted. I'm gonna beast you, Dad, Father
and dad beast reality what the leads the family fight? Yeah, Like,
(25:55):
my seven year old has found the mcbeast games on Netflix.
I think it is where they're all competing for like
five million dollars. He loves it, man, he sees all
that money stacked up there. It's like, Yo, we need
to get off of this crap. Dad, When is your
uh Wheel of Fortune? Game of no? Get out right?
(26:16):
He doesn't even understand what that is. He doesn't know
what that is. He doesn't get that. He doesn't know.
He's not going to watch ray. They don't understand the
concept of earth.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
No, No, they don't understand. They don't know what the price
is right is They've never seen it.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
They don't know. This is wrong, Bob. Yes, I use that,
and I use that in text the other day. What
did I say? Man?
Speaker 2 (26:38):
I don't know who I said it to, but yeah,
I mean crazy dude, I mean taking a break or what. Yeah,
we'll take a break and we'll be right back.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
What's the time. And I'm sweating with this heat lamp
what's the time twenty six forty eight. We'll take a break.
We're right back and it is on me our first
video here now technically correct as cinematography is beautiful. I
actually need to look at that camera. Uh, when I'm
looking at you and I'm actually I was thinking I
was looking at this one, but it's the one behind you. Yeah.
(27:07):
I don't think it's a big deal, but I don't
want to always be looking down and I'm looking at
myself and I hate doing that. It's when when you
do the face time. That's why I don't do the
face time, because everybody just looks at themselves the whole time.
Nobody actually looks at the other person. That's why I
don't do it. Maria Moff called us me and bezer
I froze. I hadn't done a FaceTime in like two years.
Last person at FaceTime it was bones. I was like,
(27:28):
what are you facetiming me before? Just text me? Yeah.
My kids they are I'm always like, hey, you want
to say hid to Granny and Grandpa and they'll run
up the phone. They'll look at it and they be like,
where are they, Michae. We'll just say hi Hi. Then
they run away. They don't. They don't like it that
there's no interaction, like there's no face time, right, but
your parents would have to respond back and talk to them. Oh,
(27:50):
if it's a call, audit a call. Yeah. If we're
just doing a call and they think it's going to
be a FaceTime and they run up, where are they? Whrandy,
where are you? I'm here, I don't see you. Oh
that's bad. This planet's going to h in a handbasket. Yeah. So,
I mean that's the thing. If it's not FaceTime, they're
kind of bored. That's why we moved a video. That's
why we're video. It's for the new generation, all those
(28:13):
tongue motors out there. And I do you're gonna correct? Yes,
of course you want to post. I do want to post.
Are you done tugging? Yeah? I do want to post
and say this that I think we will be the
biggest video podcast in twenty sixty. So we have thirty
five years to get there. We're freaking seventy five. Eh, Hey, Patrick,
(28:41):
and you come back in here, take the cane out
of your wrectum and stop fooling around with Sophia. Get
over here and do the potty, I gotta go potty. No,
we're doing a potty Chlarice, You're gonna have a hotty
ton of Hey, Chlorice, how many guys have you banged?
(29:05):
Are you talking about the energy drink bang? I heard
he gives you heart attacks? No? How many guys of
you baged? Yeah? Paper and plastic When I'm at the
grocery store. Oh man, you want to hear an email? Yeah,
but with this camera I almost can't stretch over here
(29:26):
to the sound effects. Why I have to do it
like this so I stay in the green.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
You're not talking, so you don't have to be in
It's okay, it says, Hey coachers. I am twenty two
starting the real world, and I can't explain how much
y'all'se podcast helps me with being bored. Give up y'all
stories cracked me up and Spotify's raps just came out
and was pleased to say the Sore Losers pod appeared.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
I had to be lower next year. Also, my older
brother just had a b day on the ninth, and
he loves the pod as well. Any chance you could
give him a sh shout out. Ben Johnson, who just
turned twenty eight, happy birthday, Ben, that's from Alec Kyle. Uh.
I would say, best thing to get him for the
b day is a beat and other than that, coming
(30:12):
in second would be a shout out on the potty.
So yeah, it's not bad. So happy birthday, Ben Johnson.
What a great name. I mean, Ben Johnson? Absolutely genius. Hey,
can I tell you this? What because of the coach
of the Bears? Thank you? Can I say this? It
just reminded me. Guys get from me and lunchbox cameos
for your birthday whatever. Somebody just gave me the best one.
(30:34):
They said, hey, have you ever done one of these
a cameo? And they go, because we just did that
for free. Guys, come on, like we're putting in quality
work into these birthday things and you're trying to squeeze
one in. They said, we you roast my friend. Oh
I read it? Is it? Do you write him out?
Or you just go off the dome dome you want
to hear mine? I would love to hear it. Oh great,
don't even know my own pass? Can well? Can I
(30:56):
tell you that? One sent me a cameo and said, hey,
make sure you call her sugar tits okay, and I'm like,
I guess I'll do it all right, man, and I
just went off on sugar tits. All right, I'm gonna
hit it. It will be a little bit clunky with
the laughter. I can do it like this. Actually, Casey
(31:16):
Worthington sinsar right, mu, no Bobby Bone Show. You about
to get roasted. Hey, Casey, You're tasting shows is as
bad as Morgan's taste after getting COVID. Oh that's actually
pretty good. I tell you. I was at the gym.
I was just firing on these things. That's good. Hey, Casey.
You wait for the Bobby Bone Show podcast to drop
(31:36):
even longer than Abby waited for a ring. Oh. Oh,
that is good. I tried to knock everybody on the show.
I think I get around to you as well. Thanks man,
Hey Casey, you're more committed to the Bobby Bone Show
than Amy was to her last marriage. Oh oh, that
is so good. I was just firing from the hip
(31:58):
at the gym. We got so we got some Hey Casey,
what whenever the Bobby Bone Show is on vacation, you're
madder than Scuba Steve was in the Malsantali. Oh man,
that's good. See I don't know. I hope she's able
to experience it in person before she hears the potty
on these ones. I mean she may not even listen
(32:19):
to this pot of course she does. Hey, Casey, you
have more imaginary podcast friends than Bones has Cardigan sweaters. Hey,
that was a little much. Do we have gone there?
I don't know. Hey, Casey, your job as a timeshare
person is about as bad as Lunchbox's palette business. Dude,
(32:43):
But that's gonna be shown to their whole office. That's funny.
I'm ripping on their job. That's great. It's a rose.
It's a rose. That's what you're supposed to find to one. Hey, Casey,
always listening to the Bobby Bone Show. You spend about
as much time working as Eddie does with his kids. Dude,
I want to do more roast. That was great. That
(33:05):
was absolutely fantastic in four years, first one I've done
that somebody's hit me up for. I've had people tell me, Hey,
tell him what an idiotday are? They stopped listening or whatever,
you know what I mean, and just like tell them
about how they have no taste in life. They must
be an idiot, and it's like, great, I can be meet.
It's like Dick's Lost Resort, but it's cameo style. But
I was against Dick's last resort. Yeah you're right, Yeah
(33:28):
that's weird. People love it, Brady. He got paid, but
people love to just get roasted. I still just thought
of a terrible story. Please continue? What continue? I still
feel like, does Brady regret doing the roast, the roast,
the Raiders, the play by play ever since he wasn't
thrown a football. I think he's like, man, I need
(33:49):
to be more selective and the things I do. Yeah,
I just look at it and I'm like, damn, man,
that roast. Like I don't know if he enjoyed it
as much as he thought he was going to. Hey, hey, Brady,
your wife's out getting put in a pretzel by a
jiu jitsu guy. And Brady's like, huh, that just may
gave me a sad image in my head. Brady.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
It's like, hey, Brady, man, remember when you hired that
dude to train your wife and now he's putting her
in a Pretzel's like god, it's so true. I mean
it's just like dude, wow, man, Like, hey, Brady, you
hired this dude, didn't pregnant your wife and he did
a good job.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
And it's like whoa, whoa. Yeah, Brady was cool for
about two seconds and then it got real awkward. Yeah,
got real awkward. But be careful with the ross. Thou buddy, BJ,
you've met him? Oh yeah, I like BJ. It was
his birthday and we're a rose pepper and he goes,
everybody roast me. After ten minutes, I mean, I think
(34:46):
we're all in a fight, and the group kind of
like dispersed. Our one friend goes because his boyfriend's name's David.
At the time, they don't date anymore. Okay, they're off
and on. But she goes, she wasn't even there. She
wrote it in. Okay, I like the ride in it
was Ali got it, so Ali, she writes in, and
(35:07):
she goes, it probably doesn't matter, but she writes in
and she goes, hey, BJ, is David next to you?
Because they're always off, off again, on again, all right, right,
now they're off and so she didn't even know who
was all there, and he goes, hey, BJ, is David
next to you? That's embarrassing, dude, dude, Hey, oh my god.
(35:36):
It was like, oh, that's the end of the party, dude,
into the pod. End of the party, I guess. In
the relationship, unless you're ready for the roast, I mean, guys,
unless you're ready to put it on the oven on
three point fifty, you're about to get roasted. That's bad. Man.
Well you guys have a great day. Man. Well, we'll
chat out you later. I don't know. I gotta go, man,
you have a good day. Man. Trying to think the
roast that I gave BJ, I said something like I
(35:59):
would go order is drinks, but I might end up banged. Okay, okay,
that that was one of your worst ones. That was
That was a good try. Let's try that again. Oh.
I always thought BJ was a great friend when me
and Laura started dating, a facilitating our relationship. But I
realized he was just fascilitating meeting me. Oh oh it
(36:26):
ended bad. Man had tequila. That's what happened. Oh yeah, yeah,
all right, man, Yeah, we gotta go already. I buzzed it.
Oh okay, the camera still working? Yeah good. Oh it
doesn't do a motion, It only does audio. Only does audio. Okay,
here we go, bye bye bye bye. No, you gotta
(36:49):
do it. Too. Goodbye streaming Internet, all right,
Got shocked, bro. Yo. See look how low that is.
That's pencil dick thin here though, look at me. I
am thick, yo, yo. Check out my melody. I want
to live goods, I sell dope. Yeah, I'm here and
I don't sell dope and I'm not on a baby
(00:29):
the top, laid back boy boy baby, I need to
introduce my kids that music. So anyways, this is the
rest of the story. You're looking live. That's a beautiful woman. Hey,
(00:50):
listen here, Kirk. If you're in Alabama, just go and
get the football and go in the backyard with pops. Oh. Man,
that's a beautiful woman. I'm telling you. Oh that Catherine
Webb girl. Wow. Woman to the right, that's his d D. Bonner.
That is a J. Mccarran's mom. And that girl left.
(01:14):
What a beautiful that is his girl from Almlabama. That
is his girlfriend. What a J. McCarran doing, yo, yo. Yeah,
that's a lot better. And see because yeah, before I
had to put it all the way up. We're better.
This is beautiful. Man. Hey, thank you dude. We really
appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
This is the pod man. Hey, we're rolling, We're saving this.
This is going in it fine, this is going in it.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
The only thing is I didn't hit record, you idiot,
what I thought. We're doing a video too. No, No, I
don't care about the video. I worry we're testing the video.
I care about the video, I know, but now you
get live on video. We are No, I don't want
to be live. We're recording the video, recording the video.
Oh my gosh, it switched. Yeah, oh man, this is
(01:57):
so fow. This is what happens when you have people
like that know how to do their job. It's pretty neat,
That's what I'm saying it. We're specialized, so we were
never equipped to understand how to do the video. And
I was trying to explain that to Morgan. I said, Morgan,
I'm not do I'm not honestly educated enough. I've never
had a computer class in how to do this video.
(02:18):
And she said, you guys must be doing something wrong.
We got in a specialist, Patrick came in, and now
the video is working. I don't know if Patrick has
done a class or if he just learned this all
on his own, because he is super computer intelligent, like
he knows how to do it all. He's hacking in
changing the mic level. You know how you always we
were complaining about this level. He fixed it in like
two minutes. So truck drivers, you guys should be pretty
(02:40):
appreciative because the mic levels are going to be awesome.
I believe going forward and here we go, we are live.
Hear that. I heard that and you did it. Yeah,
so you guys should probably most likely never complain about
the mic levels again. I think they're good. I mean,
the tractors, they're gonna be able to hear you over there.
(03:02):
Patrick tell me this though, with the video, do I
have to have the video showing or is actually as
long as it's up like that, I think I'm good
because I believe if I downsize it, it stops the video
in the past. Okay, well I don't want to stop
the video. It's okay. That's the value. This is the
first video we've ever done.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
This is why you test it so you can downsize
it and you find out.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Okay, next time, I can't. There's no reason to downsize it.
I'm gonna leave the video, but I think it can
be there. We go. We're good. Oh that's a lot, man.
It won't go over there. I won't go over there.
Click hire yo, Okay, it didn't. You're over there. You're
over there, you're over there talking this microphone. Turn on
(03:49):
this microphone. So did you take computer classes or did
you learn this all on your own? Oh? No, I am.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
I'm a naturally gifted individual, just incredibly intelligent. Just uh,
I see it and it just bends to my will.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Okay. Basically he went to college for this and he
went to his camera. Did we ever know that your
camera was programmed because it went to you when you talked? Well,
of course, okay, cameras respect me.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Okay, you know what he sees. He sees a camera,
and when he a camera, he touches it. It bends
to his will, just like the computer. Where did you
go to school?
Speaker 3 (04:22):
I went to school right here in Nashville, went to Belmont. Wow,
okay for absolutely nothing to do with video.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Really, yeah, what did you go to Belmont for? I
went for audio. Well, you do a damn good job.
I think that we're going to need to speed up
how it switches because it's about three seconds behind, is
what I just noticed when it was going back and
forth between y'all. So if we could do that, that's
just one thing other than that it's doing everything we
needed to do with the switching.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
You like, really fast switching.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
It would need to be faster, just because when you
started talking, it was still on Patrick. So what if
I started talking now is it still on you? And
then now it's going to meet I mean that was
a little bit smoother, okay, but it just seemed a
little clunky by a second or two. And I don't
want people to get annoyed. They hate their jobs already,
why have them get even more frustrated during their workday.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
That's great, Patrick, We really appreciate you, man, thank you
for any let's standny ovation man, sore Loser's Nation appreciate you.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
And now we're gonna throw this on you. So we're
doing our Coaches Convention coming up in MLK Day weekend.
Oh yeah, and we're gonna do the live podcast and
it's at an undisclosed location. Do you will you show
us or will you have to be here to run
that room? That that that like you know what I'm
(05:35):
talking about? The performance studio?
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Oh oh you want you want to go on stage? Yeah?
That's that's big time, man. I bet we can make
this happen.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Okay, I didn't know who I was supposed to talk to.
But I'm like, I think he's the one that runs it,
so why don't I just ask him? I didn't know.
It just popped in my head, I should ask you
instead of someone else in this building that's gonna give
me the run around. I was like, oh, you know what,
he's right here and you can probably control that from
your house. Huh.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Well, that's the beauty of working remotely day.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Okay, all right, but we're not gonna reveal the location
of where we're gonna do the live pod yet, but
you'll get that in your itinerary. Guys sore Losers dot com,
get your tickets. Let's go, man, Thank you, Patrick. Do
you want to switch that or do you want to
come back in? We'll do this right here. You've got
a filibuster.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Yeah, I'm filibuster. And I don't know what he's going. Oh,
he's doing the timer thing, and Ray, you're gonna have
to give me a timer because I didn't start the
clock on when we started this podcast, so I don't
know when we need to take a break. When we
don't need to take a break. That is all on
you today. It's usually on my shoulders. But today it's
on your shoulders, and I want you to feel the
pressure I feel of getting this podcast to commercial on time,
(06:43):
so we don't miss any of our spots because we.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Got an email from the boss. It maybe the holiday time,
but you're not allowed to not do a podcast. I'm
watching cameras. This is great, this is good stuff. That's
pretty good. See here's the problem.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Now Ray's gonna be obsessed with watching the cameras and
he's not gonna have anything to say.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
No, because we're gonna always think back to how you
used to have to control the cameras and how bad
your stories were when you would look at your finger
to control the cameras. Now it's all automatic.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Sud the delay of me tried to hit the button
and come back over the mic because the switcher didn't
really reach all the way over here, so I had
to lean to my right.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Oh man, this is just like, this is so cool.
We don't even have a live engineer on the big show,
and we have a live engineer right now on the podcast.
And you know what we forgot to do put our
logo on the screen. Let me show you, man, Golly,
we got all the gear we got the cameras and
we don't even have our logo. Okay, let me show
(07:44):
you and they can see the cat calendar in the
back like we said that we did. It was from
my wife's nail tech. I saw that. The lady said
promote my business, and there it is. I think I
just hit this. It went black.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Dude, Bah, we have reached a big time.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Oh my gosh, this is the greatest podcast ever. I'm
having a blast. Man. I was like, hey to the engineer,
I go, do you think that we can stream live
and record the video? And he said, no, dude, this
thing's basically just made to run Excel and word. Don't
get crazy.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
He said, quote, I'm worried you're gonna crash my system,
but I'd really appreciate it if you got an external
hard drive to record all your videos.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
And I was just trying to be cool. All the
kids now are streaming, oh so ay just wanted it.
It seems like we're streaming for them. Guys. We don't
care about your streaming. Get a job, get something you're
interested in. If you're gonna watch us, you probably need
to get a life. You know who has a stream
now is cam Skataboo.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Where he's playing Mad and stuff. He's Madden and I
saw him head butt the chair one day. I don't understand, like,
do you just randomly go live whenever you want as
a streamer or are you streaming your whole life?
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Oh that I show speed. I feel like he's streaming
twenty four to seven. Well, they go to different countries,
making more entertaining the there's different kinds of streamers. There's
the gambling streamers who go into the casino and so
they basically just get addicts that watch, and they get
tons of people that watch. I will say I commented
on your boys post who Siriani okay because he was
(09:16):
at the blackjack table with TJ Lavin. He filmed that
and streamed it, but he also did content for Instagram
and stuff.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
I loved it because TJ Lavin didn't even seem like
he played blackjack that much or new And he would
ask sirianni, Okay, dude, you just tell me what you
want me to do. If you want me to hit
it all, hit it.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
If don't, I won't And he started going over the
implied value of a twelve versus a twelve and if
you should hit or not. And so I commented on
his post and I said, you, me and Lavin, let's
hit the tables. Okay, well you're obviously because you have
more followers than me. He's my Syriani's my boy and
now he's gonna hit you up and he's gonna be
(09:55):
your boy. Let me guess he didn't hit me up.
He will though he never replied, but he's in it
so he's trying to keep gaining followers and doing that.
He'll see you're on a syndicated show Quarter of a Mill.
You'll get hit up and he'll say, hey, come play
the tables with me. But you're that guy that steals
somebody else's friend. Like, if I'm a friend with somebody first,
is it cool if you go hang out with that
(10:16):
person like you and Justin? Is it cool if you
guys go play golf? Yes, it is no, because I
was Justin's friend first. But I would never go play
golf with who's your boy Garrett? Garrett? Never, because he
was your boy first. I would always include you.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
That's crazy because by met with Billy first, and then
you stole her from Billy, so well, Billy left town
and I would justin lives closer to me than he
lives closer to you, so it's more convenient. If he's
wanting to grab around of golf. He's like, hey, man,
Ray can't make it. You want to go play golf?
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Yeah, dude, Now you can't limit the friendship because you
can't be involved. Uh Una, mento, Patrick, we got these
lights that we usually put on. We're not worried about
it today. Don't worry about it. We're literally just doing it.
But usually we do that, and he has a better
back light. But you're fine right now. Don't even guess
what it is. That what he was stressing about right now,
he was no, he stress. He was trying to make
it better. He's like, these guys are doing some crappy
(11:08):
content in Patrick, we hadn't plugged it in. Uh so, yes,
I am not trying to steal your friend. But I
said those videos were stupid. He's back, Oh my gosh,
I'm looking good.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
I said the videos were stupid. Then I realized, dang,
these videos are kind of cool. And then I saw
him playing with TJ Lavin and as a huge challenge fan,
I was like, if.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
He can get me to meet TJ. Lavin. I will
go to Vegas and go to the tables with him.
He will. The dude's always in a casino. That's probably
where you're gonna meet him, honestly. And what you'll find
out with those streamers, they always got to have something. So, yes,
he wants you to holler at him. Yes, he wants
to come on our podcast. They always need something to
keep getting those Instagram posts? And what's his what's his name?
(11:52):
John Siriani Sirianni, And he's so into the gambling niche
his daughter's on board now. His daughter dropped out of
college and she has her own channel and she promotes
his other company, and she goes, Dude, hers is almost
better than his. Her. Here's hers. Hey, guys, I just
got out of the club with my girls. Should I
play a five hundred dollars hand on blank website? And
(12:15):
she'll just rock five hundred dollars and lose it? Well,
that sucked, okay, So I'm gonna go home now with
my girls. Maybe tomorrow I'll have better luck. And she's
rocking an endorsement deal with this gambling site. Hey, like,
why can't we do that? Yeah, why can't someone say, hey,
I'm just gonna put five hundred on the Seahawks. Yeah,
I'm gonna put five hundred dollars on the Niners. Oh
(12:36):
I lost. That's a right. I'm gonna go to bed now.
He's gotta be careful because he he had TJ. Lavin,
famous guy, but he also has these bombshells, these girls
that he makes him. I've seen the bomb show, right,
So he has them. They don't wear bras, and so
then they filmed the content and now he's got his daughter.
It's like, Siriana, you've created your own monster. Your daughter's
gonna replace you, and eventually the bombshells are just gonna
(12:59):
move in and play the black jack, and you're gonna
be cut out of the picture. He thinks that everybody's
tuning in to watch him. He's pretty funny. That is good.
And sometimes he like when he gets real serious, like
I've seen him get a couple of serious hands. He's
just like and I like the way TJ. Lavin was
yelling at the dealer, like I do, come on, big one,
(13:20):
big one, big one, Are you kidding me?
Speaker 2 (13:23):
They do the same thing I do. That's how I react.
It's more fun that way. Instead of people that just
sit there and I like, they don't care. It's more
fun to be what do you call it animated? That's
the word I was looking for.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
But we're part of that. Now. We're streamers. We're streamers.
We are streamers.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
Shit, Hey, what we're gonna title this podcast? We owe
it all to Patrick, all to Patrick. That's what it's
gonna be tititled. I'm writing it down right now.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
You need to go to commercial. All right, we do
what do we at? Thirteen fifty one? Okay, we'll take
a break and we'll be right back and then we
just keep rolling. We really don't take your hand. We
don't really take part. I heard him. Patrick's like, Wow,
this podcast sucks. Man. You guys do not have any
form or anything you're gonna talk about. You just talk. No,
he's seeing the sausage. Yeah, I can I tell you something. Ray.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
I tried to do something really cool for Christmas, Okay,
and I got hoodwinked.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Have you ever been hoodwinked? Yes? Yes, because every single
day on the Big Show, I had an advertisement pop up.
We're good, Thank you Patrick, custom ply, thank Patrick Patrick
standing ovation hit the clappy. He did a great job.
That was amazing. Most shows don't even get the kind
of dedicated service we just got. Patrick. God bless you,
(14:36):
Thank you, Patrick. May you go in peace. Merry Christmas, Yes, hallelujah,
Peace be with you. I need a warmer camera on
me though. Bro, it looks like I got about a
year to live. Oh man, we need to up your lighting.
I need to need something because I look like skeletory.
I look like et on the rocks. Dude. That's really
not even how I look. You've got like the beauty
(14:57):
filter on because I got that light. Dude, I don't
know why the light doesn't help you out. No, don't
change it. Oh there it is? Is that better for
you too? Yo? Yo yo yo. Check out my melody because.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
I'm getting you're getting some bad life getting this reflection. Yeah,
I think we need to move it right where the
S is right, where the S is right there.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
That's it. That's good for you. That's good for you too.
Check check check out my melody. I want to live
good a little bit better. Yeah, the blue needs to
be on two. It's supposed to be pointing towards you. Yeah,
check out my melody. I want good. We'll work on
that later. We'll work on that later. This is what
I need to tell you. So I thought I would
(15:36):
do something very fun for Christmas, right. I thought, having
all the grandkids show up to my mom and dad's house,
Granny and Grandpa's house, with pajamas with Granny and Grandpa's
face all over it. Funny, hilarious, right, funny, surprise them
Granny and Grandpa. Oh my, that's so funny hilarious. And
(15:58):
I saw this advertisement popped up nineteen ninety nine for
personalized pajamas, and I'm like, oh my gosh, this is
genius for night.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
For twenty bucks, I get a pair of pajamas, throw
Granny and Grandpa's face on it, and we have all
seven grandkids in the pajamas.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
I already know the end of this story. Ain't no
way that's coming in time for Christmas. No, no.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
But when I was gonna order it, it said get
it there between December nineteenth and the twenty.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
First, a three day window. I'm like, oh, that is beautiful.
I am all in on this. So I start texting
Batter's Box, you want my PayPal. What if everybody that's
a Batter's Box here with us? Then I text my
sister and I'm like, hey, I need some good I
need your pajama sizes for your kids, because I'm ordering
(16:48):
these pajamas for all the kids with Granny and Grandpa's
face on them, and we are gonna rock it out
on Christmas. Smart. I mean it's a good idea. And
batter's box like, oh, that's hilarious. I love the idea.
The idea, sister, great idea, so smart, so smart? What
are you, Dave Chappelle? Isn't it funny?
Speaker 2 (17:06):
I didn't ask if it was funny. I just said
I'm what I'm doing. I didn't ask for approval. I
didn't ask. They volunteered, like, oh I like that idea.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Yeah. Most people, honestly don't even have ideas around Christmas.
It's like, do you want me to tell you what
you're interested in? Then I'll get you that present, Like
what are your hobbies? Correct? Kids are tough to shop
for nowadays, like my kids, because they don't see commercials,
so they don't see these toys advertised towards them. You
ever heard of a slinky?
Speaker 2 (17:32):
We did that a couple of years ago. That slinky's
last about three minutes. Yo, yo, yoyo lasts about two
minutes because then it gets undone, and then it gets tangled.
Then they get frustrated. Then they slam it too hard
and it hits the floor brand breaks. We've gone through
about one hundred yogos.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
It's a new dad.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
So I get the I start asking, Hey, do you
have good pictures of mom and dad, like granting and Grandpa?
So I can you know, use the good pictures.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
Every picture is your dad's sweating working on a project
in the background as a hole in the wall that
batter box made twenty years ago. One problem is my
dad doesn't like to look at the camera. Do you
want to see he does a silhouette photo every time. No,
he always kind of looks away or he doesn't like
taking pictures. What is he? Tom Brady? For whatever reason
he is anti taking pictures. He always does a side look.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
He does kind of looks away, closes his eye. I mean,
it's just something with him and not wanting to take pictures.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
I can't laugh at it. Billy does the same thing
when he was in Kankony, did the side look. I go, Billy,
everybody is front facing with selfies. Now I know you
weren't on Instagram for five years with your wife. But
everybody takes pictures of themselves. Billy, every picture acts like
he's looking away into the sunset. I'm like, Billy, Billy,
nobody believes those stage photos. You have to like look
(18:45):
at the camera. Yeah, it's okay to look at the camera. Now.
Now that's the culture is you look right at the
camera and you're like, bam, that's me. But anyway, so
I get the pictures, you know what I mean, I'm
all right, I start putting them on the computer and
I'm all right, getting the layout the pajamas and I'm
all excited. I'm like boom added the cart for the
first set is forty dollars. Wait, it was nineteen dollars.
(19:10):
What happened to nineteen dollars? There's other things involved.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
So then they charge you per face you're gonna put
on the pajamas. Then if you are anything larger than
an extra small, it goes up nineteen dollars. If you're
a medium, it's raised by twenty dollars. What is your dad, Well,
my dad's not getting them.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
It was all the kids. Ray I'd prefer not to
say their size. So for seven kids. Each pajama set
came out to like forty five dollars. Might as well
just light that money on fire, because the kids are
gonna wear it once and your parents are gonna go, huh,
all right, take those things off, put on something else. Right,
They would wear them one time and that would be it.
(19:50):
So seven times forty five. I mean, let's just do
the math raight. So a decently funny thing at forty
five dollars at two hundred becomes wow, there's something else
we could get for a cheap laugh lunch.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
Yeah, three hundred and fifteen dollars. It would have cost
me to order all those pajamas way too much plus tax,
don't forget tax and shipping, so we were probably been
looking at about three hundred and seventy five dollars. After
the advertisement sucked me in with the nineteen dollars customizable pajamas,
and so I had to abort mission. I had to say, hey, man, guys, sorry,
(20:26):
the jammi's ain't gonna work out. They ended up being
like forty five dollars apiece. So good idea out the window.
The hype train that left the station has reversed back
into the station. It has been put on lock down
and there are no pajamas. So my cool Christmas surprise
went out the window.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
There we go see if the camera switched. So you
know what I did. I flipped it. I switched. I
took a detour lingerie for your mom. Nope, no lingerie
for my mom. Dad. I did you a present for
both y'all. Instead of ordering seven pairs of pajamas, I
ordered two pairs of pajamas for Granny and Grandpa, and
(21:11):
I did the faces of all the grandkids on their pajamas.
So when the grandkids come in, Granny and Grandpa have
their faces all over them in the pajamas. So instead
of spending three hundred and seventy five dollars, it turned
into like one hundred and five dollars for the cool experience.
(21:31):
Now even cheaper than that. Do one for yourself, walk
down Christmas morning in pajamas. Funny, joke's over. Great, let's
do Christmas. Yeah I could have done that. We did
Grinch pajamas one year when they were all in Nashville's funny,
that's so funny. But the kids.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
What a cool thing is the kids seeing Granny and
Grandpa with their face all over them.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
That's cool. Do the kids know about it? No, they
didn't know anything about it. What if they stream? We're
on video now. They have no idea how to stream.
They're in school. Kids know how to stream. You're right,
they do. They know about my nephew, he's four years old.
I love I Show Speed. How does he know about
I Show Speed? Does he really? Yeah? He loves speed?
He goes I love speed. He's so fast. I'm like, Maria,
(22:14):
how that muff? How does he know about I Show Speed? Said?
He watched him. Yeah, My kids like mister Beast drives
me nuts better that than Bonnie Blue. You know a
girl it's in a bang bus and BALI that's a
great point. And my seven year old keeps asking me, dad,
how's mister Beast so rich? Dad? How do I get
on a Bonnie Blue's bus? Well? And I tried to
(22:36):
explain to him, like, well, he works really hard for it,
But Dad, how does he have all that money? Your
dad does too?
Speaker 2 (22:41):
No, I'm like, he works hard and he has a
candy bar. And we had this conversation with my father
in law over Thanksgiving.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
Before or after the book? Good God? Oh, the book no,
the book. No, the book was I had finished the
book by the time I went to Thanksgiving. What was
the book called the It was a psychological warfare of
a man sexuality or something.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
I think it was called the Man the Most Interesting
Man and the Man that Knew Everything or something like that.
And rinco Fermi anyway, and my father in law's like,
I don't understand. How is this guy popular?
Speaker 1 (23:12):
Like how to? And I said, well, who the most
interesting man? No, mister beast, because he's not. I was
a joke. Thank you, Sorry, I missed the joke over
my head. Clap for yourself.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
And I said, well, he's been doing these videos for
a long time, and when he got his first advertiser,
he got like fifteen thousand dollars or whatever it was,
and instead of keeping that money, he made a video
of him going up and giving it to a complete stranger.
And I said, and then it went viral and he
blew up and he goes, well, why would people want
to watch that video?
Speaker 1 (23:44):
I said, well, it's because that's America. It's crazy that
someone would just walk up to a random stranger and
hand him fifteen thousand dollars. You ever done that?
Speaker 2 (23:54):
Phil and he's like, yeah, but why would someone else care?
I said, I don't know. Oh, but you know, one
person sees it, they share it with a friend, then
that friend shares it with a friend, then they share
it with two people. Then everybody at work gathers around
the computer, watches it, sends it to their you know, clients,
and it just is a domino effect.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
He goes, If somebody sends me that video, I'm deleting
it as a client. No thanks, not downloading the attachment? Thanks,
but no thanks. I don't want to excel PDF or
a gift file of mister Beast Beast Reality or whatever
his name is.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
That's what my father in law said. He goes, but
why do they watch it? Because they didn't get the
fifteen thousand dollars, Phil, what do you like watching? I said,
I know they didn't get the fifteen thousand dollars, but
it's sort of like, oh my gosh, it's like America's
Home Funniest Videos. You watch the video because you're amazed.
It's amazing to see someone get me given fifteen thousand dollars.
What is Phil like watching pain dry? I mean, come on, well,
(24:51):
here's the problem. He just has a lot of technicality questions.
He's like, so he could have helped us with the video.
He says, so what does that do for them though?
And I'm like, Okay, I don't know, and he goes,
I just don't get it, and I was like, I know,
you don't. I know, you don't get it. My kids like,
mister Beast, that's how he got famous. My kid always
asked how he got rich, and I tried to explain
to me he works, already, makes his videos and he
(25:11):
gets paid to do.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
It, and that's it. And then I don't and then
it goes back to the pajamas. You're right, the pajamas
would have been awesome. The kids wearing the pajamas would
have been awesome, the grandparents wore them. That's it. Merry
Christmas and Merry Christmas. Phil. You should have just pulled
up your phone. That's how you sell your argument. Play
a mister Beasts video, keep it there until he tells
you to put it down, which will probably be twenty
(25:33):
five seconds, and you'll be like, did you just watch that? Well? Yeah,
I did? Why perfect? And you had a twenty five
second retention rate. That's how mister Beast makes his money. Oh,
you just fell for it, but just got beast it.
But you got beasted. I'm gonna beast you, Dad, Father
and dad beast reality what the leads the family fight? Yeah, Like,
(25:55):
my seven year old has found the mcbeast games on Netflix.
I think it is where they're all competing for like
five million dollars. He loves it, man, he sees all
that money stacked up there. It's like, Yo, we need
to get off of this crap. Dad, When is your
uh Wheel of Fortune? Game of no? Get out right?
(26:16):
He doesn't even understand what that is. He doesn't know
what that is. He doesn't get that. He doesn't know.
He's not going to watch ray. They don't understand the
concept of earth.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
No, No, they don't understand. They don't know what the price
is right is They've never seen it.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
They don't know. This is wrong, Bob. Yes, I use that,
and I use that in text the other day. What
did I say? Man?
Speaker 2 (26:38):
I don't know who I said it to, but yeah,
I mean crazy dude, I mean taking a break or what. Yeah,
we'll take a break and we'll be right back.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
What's the time. And I'm sweating with this heat lamp
what's the time twenty six forty eight. We'll take a break.
We're right back and it is on me our first
video here now technically correct as cinematography is beautiful. I
actually need to look at that camera. Uh, when I'm
looking at you and I'm actually I was thinking I
was looking at this one, but it's the one behind you. Yeah.
(27:07):
I don't think it's a big deal, but I don't
want to always be looking down and I'm looking at
myself and I hate doing that. It's when when you
do the face time. That's why I don't do the
face time, because everybody just looks at themselves the whole time.
Nobody actually looks at the other person. That's why I
don't do it. Maria Moff called us me and bezer
I froze. I hadn't done a FaceTime in like two years.
Last person at FaceTime it was bones. I was like,
(27:28):
what are you facetiming me before? Just text me? Yeah.
My kids they are I'm always like, hey, you want
to say hid to Granny and Grandpa and they'll run
up the phone. They'll look at it and they be like,
where are they, Michae. We'll just say hi Hi. Then
they run away. They don't. They don't like it that
there's no interaction, like there's no face time, right, but
your parents would have to respond back and talk to them. Oh,
(27:50):
if it's a call, audit a call. Yeah. If we're
just doing a call and they think it's going to
be a FaceTime and they run up, where are they? Whrandy,
where are you? I'm here, I don't see you. Oh
that's bad. This planet's going to h in a handbasket. Yeah. So,
I mean that's the thing. If it's not FaceTime, they're
kind of bored. That's why we moved a video. That's
why we're video. It's for the new generation, all those
(28:13):
tongue motors out there. And I do you're gonna correct? Yes,
of course you want to post. I do want to post.
Are you done tugging? Yeah? I do want to post
and say this that I think we will be the
biggest video podcast in twenty sixty. So we have thirty
five years to get there. We're freaking seventy five. Eh, Hey, Patrick,
(28:41):
and you come back in here, take the cane out
of your wrectum and stop fooling around with Sophia. Get
over here and do the potty, I gotta go potty. No,
we're doing a potty Chlarice, You're gonna have a hotty
ton of Hey, Chlorice, how many guys have you banged?
(29:05):
Are you talking about the energy drink bang? I heard
he gives you heart attacks? No? How many guys of
you baged? Yeah? Paper and plastic When I'm at the
grocery store. Oh man, you want to hear an email? Yeah,
but with this camera I almost can't stretch over here
(29:26):
to the sound effects. Why I have to do it
like this so I stay in the green.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
You're not talking, so you don't have to be in
It's okay, it says, Hey coachers. I am twenty two
starting the real world, and I can't explain how much
y'all'se podcast helps me with being bored. Give up y'all
stories cracked me up and Spotify's raps just came out
and was pleased to say the Sore Losers pod appeared.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
I had to be lower next year. Also, my older
brother just had a b day on the ninth, and
he loves the pod as well. Any chance you could
give him a sh shout out. Ben Johnson, who just
turned twenty eight, happy birthday, Ben, that's from Alec Kyle. Uh.
I would say, best thing to get him for the
b day is a beat and other than that, coming
(30:12):
in second would be a shout out on the potty.
So yeah, it's not bad. So happy birthday, Ben Johnson.
What a great name. I mean, Ben Johnson? Absolutely genius. Hey,
can I tell you this? What because of the coach
of the Bears? Thank you? Can I say this? It
just reminded me. Guys get from me and lunchbox cameos
for your birthday whatever. Somebody just gave me the best one.
(30:34):
They said, hey, have you ever done one of these
a cameo? And they go, because we just did that
for free. Guys, come on, like we're putting in quality
work into these birthday things and you're trying to squeeze
one in. They said, we you roast my friend. Oh
I read it? Is it? Do you write him out?
Or you just go off the dome dome you want
to hear mine? I would love to hear it. Oh great,
don't even know my own pass? Can well? Can I
(30:56):
tell you that? One sent me a cameo and said, hey,
make sure you call her sugar tits okay, and I'm like,
I guess I'll do it all right, man, and I
just went off on sugar tits. All right, I'm gonna
hit it. It will be a little bit clunky with
the laughter. I can do it like this. Actually, Casey
(31:16):
Worthington sinsar right, mu, no Bobby Bone Show. You about
to get roasted. Hey, Casey, You're tasting shows is as
bad as Morgan's taste after getting COVID. Oh that's actually
pretty good. I tell you. I was at the gym.
I was just firing on these things. That's good. Hey, Casey.
You wait for the Bobby Bone Show podcast to drop
(31:36):
even longer than Abby waited for a ring. Oh. Oh,
that is good. I tried to knock everybody on the show.
I think I get around to you as well. Thanks man,
Hey Casey, you're more committed to the Bobby Bone Show
than Amy was to her last marriage. Oh oh, that
is so good. I was just firing from the hip
(31:58):
at the gym. We got so we got some Hey Casey,
what whenever the Bobby Bone Show is on vacation, you're
madder than Scuba Steve was in the Malsantali. Oh man,
that's good. See I don't know. I hope she's able
to experience it in person before she hears the potty
on these ones. I mean she may not even listen
(32:19):
to this pot of course she does. Hey, Casey, you
have more imaginary podcast friends than Bones has Cardigan sweaters. Hey,
that was a little much. Do we have gone there?
I don't know. Hey, Casey, your job as a timeshare
person is about as bad as Lunchbox's palette business. Dude,
(32:43):
But that's gonna be shown to their whole office. That's funny.
I'm ripping on their job. That's great. It's a rose.
It's a rose. That's what you're supposed to find to one. Hey, Casey,
always listening to the Bobby Bone Show. You spend about
as much time working as Eddie does with his kids. Dude,
I want to do more roast. That was great. That
(33:05):
was absolutely fantastic in four years, first one I've done
that somebody's hit me up for. I've had people tell me, Hey,
tell him what an idiotday are? They stopped listening or whatever,
you know what I mean, and just like tell them
about how they have no taste in life. They must
be an idiot, and it's like, great, I can be meet.
It's like Dick's Lost Resort, but it's cameo style. But
I was against Dick's last resort. Yeah you're right, Yeah
(33:28):
that's weird. People love it, Brady. He got paid, but
people love to just get roasted. I still just thought
of a terrible story. Please continue? What continue? I still
feel like, does Brady regret doing the roast, the roast,
the Raiders, the play by play ever since he wasn't
thrown a football. I think he's like, man, I need
(33:49):
to be more selective and the things I do. Yeah,
I just look at it and I'm like, damn, man,
that roast. Like I don't know if he enjoyed it
as much as he thought he was going to. Hey, hey, Brady,
your wife's out getting put in a pretzel by a
jiu jitsu guy. And Brady's like, huh, that just may
gave me a sad image in my head. Brady.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
It's like, hey, Brady, man, remember when you hired that
dude to train your wife and now he's putting her
in a Pretzel's like god, it's so true. I mean
it's just like dude, wow, man, Like, hey, Brady, you
hired this dude, didn't pregnant your wife and he did
a good job.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
And it's like whoa, whoa. Yeah, Brady was cool for
about two seconds and then it got real awkward. Yeah,
got real awkward. But be careful with the ross. Thou buddy, BJ,
you've met him? Oh yeah, I like BJ. It was
his birthday and we're a rose pepper and he goes,
everybody roast me. After ten minutes, I mean, I think
(34:46):
we're all in a fight, and the group kind of
like dispersed. Our one friend goes because his boyfriend's name's David.
At the time, they don't date anymore. Okay, they're off
and on. But she goes, she wasn't even there. She
wrote it in. Okay, I like the ride in it
was Ali got it, so Ali, she writes in, and
(35:07):
she goes, it probably doesn't matter, but she writes in
and she goes, hey, BJ, is David next to you?
Because they're always off, off again, on again, all right, right,
now they're off and so she didn't even know who
was all there, and he goes, hey, BJ, is David
next to you? That's embarrassing, dude, dude, Hey, oh my god.
(35:36):
It was like, oh, that's the end of the party, dude,
into the pod. End of the party, I guess. In
the relationship, unless you're ready for the roast, I mean, guys,
unless you're ready to put it on the oven on
three point fifty, you're about to get roasted. That's bad. Man.
Well you guys have a great day. Man. Well, we'll
chat out you later. I don't know. I gotta go, man,
you have a good day. Man. Trying to think the
roast that I gave BJ, I said something like I
(35:59):
would go order is drinks, but I might end up banged. Okay, okay,
that that was one of your worst ones. That was
That was a good try. Let's try that again. Oh.
I always thought BJ was a great friend when me
and Laura started dating, a facilitating our relationship. But I
realized he was just fascilitating meeting me. Oh oh it
(36:26):
ended bad. Man had tequila. That's what happened. Oh yeah, yeah,
all right, man, Yeah, we gotta go already. I buzzed it.
Oh okay, the camera still working? Yeah good. Oh it
doesn't do a motion, It only does audio. Only does audio. Okay,
here we go, bye bye bye bye. No, you gotta
(36:49):
do it. Too. Goodbye streaming Internet, all right,
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My Favorite Murder with Karen Kilgariff and Georgia Hardstark
My Favorite Murder is a true crime comedy podcast hosted by Karen Kilgariff and Georgia Hardstark. Each week, Karen and Georgia share compelling true crimes and hometown stories from friends and listeners. Since MFM launched in January of 2016, Karen and Georgia have shared their lifelong interest in true crime and have covered stories of infamous serial killers like the Night Stalker, mysterious cold cases, captivating cults, incredible survivor stories and important events from history like the Tulsa race massacre of 1921. My Favorite Murder is part of the Exactly Right podcast network that provides a platform for bold, creative voices to bring to life provocative, entertaining and relatable stories for audiences everywhere. The Exactly Right roster of podcasts covers a variety of topics including historic true crime, comedic interviews and news, science, pop culture and more. Podcasts on the network include Buried Bones with Kate Winkler Dawson and Paul Holes, That's Messed Up: An SVU Podcast, This Podcast Will Kill You, Bananas and more.