The Box Family Holiday Spectacular!

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
We're live. Boys, pick up the mics. Let's go. Let
me hear it.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Hey, what's up?

Speaker 1 (00:08):
Okay, you're loud, go ahead, Hey, Hey, how's it going?
Whoa chest day? Coming out strong?

Speaker 3 (00:13):
All right? We are live.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
We are live from Batter's boxes bedroom.

Speaker 3 (00:21):
Oh I'm stuck on something.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
Oh gross? No, and you know what he said. He
sits down at the table. We got a paw patrol table.
It's green with all the paw patrols in the middle.
And we are sitting around and he goes, this room
is tiny? How did I live in this room? You
realize what little amount of time you spend in your room.

Speaker 3 (00:47):
That's right, that's true, but it's still small. No, No,
but well.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
There's things in here that you never They're called books.

Speaker 3 (00:56):
Right.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
This place is loaded. Now, there was plenty of room
for the endo. I mean, this is where we played
the best games. This was it. Yeah, what are you
looking at?

Speaker 3 (01:06):
See what that is?

Speaker 1 (01:07):
No, put the microphone up in your mouth like so
we can hear you. It's called a it's called a podcast. No,
you're good. Yeah, I see that classic. Yeah, but I
realize that now because when you go shopping for a house, right,
you look at the rooms. I don't know if these
bedrooms are big enough. Oh, I need a bigger bedroom.

(01:29):
Why you don't. You don't spend much time in your
bedroom because it's about feel, it's what you're used to,
and they just building bigger.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
What do you mean when you say bedroom all the time?

Speaker 3 (01:40):
No? I okay, yeah, yeah. He would throw a fit
and run up to his bedroom.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
No, I know he wouldn't stay, and I had blocked
the doorway. It was like, good God, Almighty, just behave
and you can come out. But no, he's screaming and
yelling I'm I'm coming out.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
Oh, and the kids keep opening the door. They think
they're funny. This is exactly what we would do, exactly
what we would do. This is a professional establishment. Guys.

Speaker 3 (02:08):
Yeah, what are we doing?

Speaker 1 (02:08):
We are talking to all three hundred and sixty five
members of Sore Losers Nation. We can't be having the
riff raff in here.

Speaker 3 (02:14):
How professional could it be if we haven't even started
the show?

Speaker 1 (02:18):
What do you mean we're live? We're doing it live too.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
Oh oh, I saying, all right, he's never he's never
done this before.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
I guess I mean you definitely right over your head.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
Sorry, Ray Ray, he really usually does that. Well, he's
the one that does the intro, so I'm not used
to it. All right, we're gonna do it live. We're
gonna do it live. We are the one, two three,
so losers. What up? Everybody? I am Lunchbox. I know

(02:50):
the most about sports. It's not give you the sports
facts my sports opinions, because I'm pretty much a sports genius.

Speaker 3 (02:57):
Yeah, I don't have an intro other than what's up?

Speaker 2 (03:00):
It's battersbos Oh, I'm you aren't gonna mention fantasy football king.

Speaker 3 (03:07):
Okay, all right, let's get to that.

Speaker 4 (03:09):
Well, it's my here, it's chess a and I have
a simple intro. I believe in caffeine and creatine.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
Back at your toolbox.

Speaker 3 (03:20):
I feel like I feel like Chess has been preparing
for this for three years, at least.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
An hour and a half. You know what, I'm gonna
tell you why because he listens to the pod and
he hears Ray rip on him about how Chess day
comes in and every time and so quiet, I'm not
doing it this time. And then and then I was
talking about doing the pod, and Batter's Box even said,
I mean, Forrest don't really say anything there it is.
See I gotta heard the feedback. Who's forrestro off the

(03:49):
top rope? So he came in strong, All right, go ahead, man.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
Ah, this is toolbox and I'm sorry that I'm responsible
for most of these things here. They they are part
of me and I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
And that's your intro. Didn't plan it out? Well you've
been what No, we're doing the podcast. You gotta get
lost kick rocks. This is going great. And I got

(04:26):
a question. So you show up today Batter's Box and
this is the guy that you know what he bashes
all the time.

Speaker 3 (04:33):
Oh boy, does this soccer?

Speaker 1 (04:37):
Soccer? And what is he wearing? I didn't even notice
a soccer hat astin.

Speaker 4 (04:44):
FC as you turn turn what into a soccer fan.

Speaker 3 (04:49):
I went to a game or two.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
He got free tickets that I'm sure.

Speaker 3 (04:53):
I actually worked the concession stand one time for the
Little League for proceeds.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
I know that. I'm okay, I'm just.

Speaker 3 (05:04):
I would not say I'm a mega soccer fan.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
No, but the fact that you actually wear a soccer
hat is pretty surprising because you tell me, oh, soccer,
it's so stupid, it's so boring. Why are we doing this? Yeah,
you're repping soccer. I didn't think that would ever happen
on a pod day.

Speaker 3 (05:18):
Yeah, I mean, I admit I've inch a little bit closer.

Speaker 1 (05:24):
Oh, tell us more.

Speaker 3 (05:26):
I've inch a little It's it's kind of fun going
to the Austin FC game. It's fun. I would not
say I'm a soccer fan.

Speaker 2 (05:32):
You pay to go to a game?

Speaker 3 (05:34):
I have, and I yes, I have.

Speaker 1 (05:38):
Kick Rock.

Speaker 3 (05:40):
I have paid to go to a game.

Speaker 1 (05:41):
Well, because here I was talking to your son yesterday
it was Christmas and he told me I have not one,
but two messy jerseys.

Speaker 3 (05:54):
It's very true. Wow wow, Yeah, Santa Claus delivered some
messy jerseys this year.

Speaker 1 (06:01):
He told me that it was messy from Argentina.

Speaker 3 (06:04):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (06:05):
And when Messi played for Barcelona, who the hell gave
you those? Santa Claus did? But how did he know? Like,
how did he become a messy fan?

Speaker 3 (06:16):
He's been really into soccer and dude, I guess at
school they talk about Messi all the time because he
knows messy and he watches he'll search it up on YouTube,
watching messy highlights and he talks about Messi all the time,
like gets his fair.

Speaker 1 (06:30):
Play I'm pretty proud of you. You're pretty open minded
for this.

Speaker 4 (06:33):
I know it was probably tough to realize your son
became a soccer fan.

Speaker 3 (06:37):
But he's a fan of all the sports.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
Now, wait a minute, I'm the all time. I went
to cross country meets.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
Oh, let's be but tell me something. After going to
those cross country meets, they're pretty freaking impressive.

Speaker 3 (06:57):
Why it's impressive?

Speaker 1 (06:59):
Couldn't And you hurry over to some part.

Speaker 3 (07:04):
Of the other course, and then you run, and then.

Speaker 2 (07:07):
You go to the finish line, so you see him
the total of one minute.

Speaker 1 (07:11):
That's it. Yes, but what about the start of a
cross country race. It's the most fascinating thing in the world. Stretch,
Oh my gosh, two hundred people.

Speaker 3 (07:22):
Most fascinating thing in the world.

Speaker 1 (07:24):
It is like a stampede.

Speaker 3 (07:26):
Oh, I was just blown away, blown away.

Speaker 2 (07:31):
I go, I search out every Saturday, see if there's
a meat going on.

Speaker 1 (07:38):
I mean, listen to hold on, lett, Let's be real.

Speaker 3 (07:42):
I mean, the stampede is kind of interesting, but I mean.

Speaker 1 (07:44):
The stampede is incredible. I keep hoping someone will fall over.

Speaker 3 (07:48):
But you're using these words like the most interesting thing
in the world and incredible. I think that's that's such a.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
Dude.

Speaker 2 (07:58):
The the sound there, I'm not using those words.

Speaker 1 (08:03):
Hold on the sound of two hundred people sprinting and
funneling in and trying to get to the front of
the pack. That is like freaking awesome. You understand, we're
not that. We don't hear that.

Speaker 3 (08:18):
You may hear it, but I don't even still and
it's not like, ma, it's right up there.

Speaker 2 (08:24):
I will admit. I went to ATTRACT meet and the
stands are pretty close to the track, and hearing the
one hundred yard dash, that is I could actually hear
the running. I was impressed they were there. You don't
think of as runners as but sprinters have muscles and

(08:47):
it's pretty I was impressed with that as much noise as.

Speaker 1 (08:50):
As me and cross country guys have muscle.

Speaker 2 (08:53):
That's right, that's right.

Speaker 1 (08:55):
But the cool thing is at least you didn't have
to wait long because I was at the front most
of the time.

Speaker 3 (09:00):
Nation has waited a long time for this, and we're
talking about cross country. What is happening?

Speaker 4 (09:07):
That was his bread and butter. Though I went to
one meet, I do remember that, and did you.

Speaker 1 (09:11):
Go to one meet across it? The inding was fun though.
The inding was fun.

Speaker 3 (09:16):
What do you mean you see, Well, that's when you
kind of get one guy, come next guy. This is
the finish line. Blah blah blah. Let me.

Speaker 2 (09:23):
I wanted to know.

Speaker 1 (09:24):
How was you saw softball playoffs?

Speaker 3 (09:27):
Right?

Speaker 4 (09:27):
Oh no, I never never really got the chance to
miss that window of my life to see softball playoffs.

Speaker 1 (09:34):
Oh man, but here. I won't go back to the
softball thing in a minute, but I want to say
that no teeth. Keith, he came to a cross country
meet one time one time and afterwards, this is what
he told me. He said, kid, that was the most
beautiful thing I've ever seen. And he was like, it
didn't matter if you were racing for first and second

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or if it was last in the next to last.
You were everybody was sprinting that last one hundred meters
given everything in their soul. They left it out there
and it was beautiful.

Speaker 3 (10:10):
That's great. He had, Keith, the most hyperbolic person on
the face of the planet.

Speaker 1 (10:20):
What we're doing a podcast? Well, you'll get your room
back when it's cide for bed, but right now we're
talking to the nation.

Speaker 3 (10:34):
Laying on your bed.

Speaker 1 (10:35):
We didjecked the room? Yeah, yeah, we took the air
mattress out, threw it down the hall like it is
over and it is a it is a sweatboxing here.
It's really I mean, we might end up doing this shirtless.

Speaker 3 (10:46):
I feel like it was hotter downstairs.

Speaker 1 (10:47):
Well, the problem is I have to turn the fan
off because I can't have in this the sound. We
could do that, but then I would have to take
a break and I'd have to get up from the pod.
And I don't know what you talk about, but we
could talk about they were men sweat. There you go.
I've never I've never heard so many people. We're taking pictures.

(11:11):
I'm on.

Speaker 2 (11:12):
I'm like, oh good god, almighty, it's five minutes.

Speaker 1 (11:16):
That's the reset we needed right there. No, no, I understand,
but it is uncomfortable to sit in a hot.

Speaker 3 (11:22):
Room in a sweatshirt with a bunch of people.

Speaker 1 (11:25):
But here's the thing. You guys keep this house on
eighty five.

Speaker 3 (11:28):
You're used to it.

Speaker 1 (11:30):
You're used to it, well, I mean hot or cold,
like it's weird, like like in the winter, like we
keep our house on sixty eight degrees. That's my kids.
You go to bed in the summer and they wear

(11:50):
put blankets over them.

Speaker 2 (11:51):
Who keeps your house so cold? You gotta have blankets
on in the summer America?

Speaker 1 (11:58):
Wait are we talking? We are sleeping comfortable to sleep
when it's hot. Wait, no blankets in the sleep at all? Wow?
I don't know anybody does that exactly. They keep it
so hot, so you don't what we use blankets?

Speaker 3 (12:11):
You can't use blankets, right, But.

Speaker 1 (12:13):
Here the goal is no blankets. That's my bone. Which
is interesting, But I understand what you're saying about the summer.
But the winter, like in Nashville, Like when we left Nashville,
it was twenty degrees, so at night it's getting down
to zero. So we keep it at sixty eight. That's
still cold. W you know what I'm saying. Like, but

(12:34):
you come here and they have it set to seventy eight.
That's hot for us because we're used to it being
so cold outside.

Speaker 4 (12:39):
Oh yeah, yeah, you've lost some of that Texas you
for sure when we come in the summer, accents kind
of sliping, got.

Speaker 1 (12:46):
It, well, not the accent, but yes, my toughness has
slipped because, yeah, we come in the summer.

Speaker 3 (12:51):
I mean, not that you're ever really that tough, and
I am.

Speaker 1 (12:53):
Like, and I think, how do you guys live in
this heat? I think about that when I visit. I'm like,
I grew up in this How am I such? How
is it gone from? Like where? I'm like, oh man,
i'd go out and run at noon on a Tuesday
in the summer too. Now I'm like, oh my god,
it's so hot.

Speaker 3 (13:10):
But I think I think it's hotter than I used to.

Speaker 1 (13:12):
I think it is.

Speaker 3 (13:13):
Oh, I know it is, but I remember nineties, not
one hundred and ten.

Speaker 2 (13:18):
Crazy well, but I don't even think it's the temperature
part this. There's something different about the sun because I've
worked my whole life outside and you don't believe that.

Speaker 3 (13:31):
No, I'm still on. We've gone from cost country to weather.

Speaker 1 (13:36):
Hold on, this is.

Speaker 3 (13:38):
What the hell is happening?

Speaker 1 (13:41):
Are we putting you to stay? Oh yeah, kind of
well you would even in order to share yesterday, So
it's no different. Don't worry about it.

Speaker 3 (13:47):
I mean, what are what you're talking about next?

Speaker 1 (13:49):
No?

Speaker 2 (13:49):
Hold on, go ahead about the sun because I can.
I'm fine. The heat doesn't bother me, but the sun
does bother me. If I'm in the shade and it's
on degrees. I'm fine.

Speaker 1 (14:02):
Yeah, if I was standing in the sun is hot.
I worked.

Speaker 2 (14:07):
I mean I built new houses and there was no
trees around, and so I use the sun anyway.

Speaker 1 (14:14):
I do believe the sun is different, and I do
think like I thought, oh my god, what a bunch
of pansies when playgrounds were building those little like shade
structures over him. That's genius. And I now look at him,
like how smart were these people?

Speaker 2 (14:28):
You are pansies?

Speaker 1 (14:29):
We had metal slides, well so did we.

Speaker 3 (14:32):
We never drink water?

Speaker 1 (14:34):
We didn't.

Speaker 4 (14:34):
We didn't either we drink It's like, here we go,
all the kids know they have their water bottles.

Speaker 1 (14:41):
We're going to the we're going five blocks. They gotta
have their water bottles. He's dead right on this. He
is dead right on this, because we have spoiled the
kids with water at the mercy of every step. It's
like they can't go thirty seconds without water or they're
gonna die. It's the craziest thing.

Speaker 2 (15:01):
It's not just water, snacks, toots.

Speaker 1 (15:06):
We don't we don't do the snacks. We don't bring snacks.
But I will agree with you. But it's like, goodness,
your daughter, you don't have to say it, but we will.
I totally understand what you're saying about the water because
there but there are no water fountains anywhere. And if
people I would, I mean they drink out of the
hose at the house like they can drink out of

(15:28):
the hose, but other you can't just go to a
random house like we would and just drink out of
their hose. People get pissed. Like now people are more
angry and more territorial about their stuff like a water hose.
Who cares if a kid goes up and drinks out
of your water hose? We did it all the time.

Speaker 2 (15:42):
I was talking to a neighbor because we have a
rope and different things in the swinging in the front yard,
and she goes They always want to come.

Speaker 3 (15:52):
I said, well, if.

Speaker 2 (15:54):
She won't there, let their grandkids come over and do it.

Speaker 1 (15:57):
And I said, my theory is, if you put a
swing in your front yard, it's fair game. You walk by,
you could swing.

Speaker 2 (16:06):
If you don't want kids swinging on your swing, put
it in the backyard.

Speaker 1 (16:12):
It's community property. If it's in the front yard, it's
sort of like if you have a basketball goal by
the curb it's in your driveway, but it's by the curb.
I've never heard this argument, but that makes it. Can
I can I shoot? Am I allowed to shoot on
your hoop? Or are you're gonna get mad I shoot
on your hoop? That's different than the swing. I don't
know why, but it is. Joe. Guys, you don't carry
a basketball around with you, but they have baskets, Like

(16:34):
there's one in my neighborhood that they have it in
their grass and they have the basketball is on the
hoop for the kids. So I'm like, oh, we can
shoot on that, no problem. No one's ever said anything
to me.

Speaker 3 (16:45):
If you leave this problem with letting it just having
a community swing in your yard, someone's gonna get sued.
When someone gets hurt. I promise you it's gonna happen.

Speaker 2 (16:52):
I'll tell you what we went to this Halloween or
Christmas decorations. These people had working snowslide in their front yard.
Fantastic always said, you just don't see that because you
get that jerk.

Speaker 3 (17:09):
But if you're out there when they're doing it, it's fine.

Speaker 2 (17:12):
But like, why is it fine? You still get sued?
I mean, but I figure I'll bring everybody to court
and be a witness saying you're a dumb ass.

Speaker 3 (17:25):
Got on the swing.

Speaker 1 (17:28):
Your fault? How is it my fault? Like if you
if you sit in front of a jury and a
jury says, oh yeah, it's your fault. You had to
swing out. Then America is just we're stupid. We become dumb,
we are dumb.

Speaker 2 (17:41):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (17:43):
Just take grounds. It's like update the count. We've gone
from cross country to everybody keep a score to now
local got it?

Speaker 1 (17:55):
I mean we're on fire. We're on fire.

Speaker 3 (17:57):
Guys. There's no sports shot right at the top of
the charts.

Speaker 1 (18:01):
I don't understand, like this is great topics, this is
what people want to hear.

Speaker 3 (18:05):
It suck.

Speaker 1 (18:06):
Okay, all right, we'll take a break. We'll take a break.

Speaker 3 (18:10):
Hold on, we'll take commercial.

Speaker 1 (18:11):
Yeah, we'll take a break.

Speaker 2 (18:12):
When did you do commercials?

Speaker 1 (18:14):
Have you ever listened to the pod? My god, Oh
you're teasing. They can hear you.

Speaker 3 (18:21):
This is the last commercial. There was one commercial that
ran over and over.

Speaker 2 (18:26):
Oh there's been that.

Speaker 3 (18:28):
All right.

Speaker 1 (18:29):
When we come back, Batter's Box is going to bring
the topic because no, no, no, no, because our topics
suck and these conversations are flowing, but we America is bored.
So Batter's Box is going to be the bring the
riveting stuff. Okay, so brack your bie. I know what
it is.

Speaker 2 (18:45):
The bronze better than Jordan was.

Speaker 1 (18:48):
No, we're not doing that. He said, he's not bringing
noth of the pod. So the riveting conversation Batter's Box
leads the conversation. Right after this, we're back. Go ahead,
Wait where was the commercial? That's it? That's the commercial
time to think?

Speaker 3 (19:03):
Oh man, come on man, any reads just live real quick.

Speaker 1 (19:07):
I don't I don't know what I got. Let's talk
about what do we got? We can talk about the convention.
What do you want to talk about?

Speaker 3 (19:15):
Like when you're live, attery, you need to get blue chew.

Speaker 1 (19:18):
Is a what is blue?

Speaker 3 (19:21):
The food?

Speaker 1 (19:23):
It's I thought that was the dog food that you
Oh it's like a yes, Oh no, I'm fine with that.
Don't worry. You wouldn't take their money. Oh I take
their money? So I thought, oh yeah, I mean also tampons.

Speaker 3 (19:36):
There you go.

Speaker 1 (19:37):
I don't care anything off limits. There's some things off limits.

Speaker 2 (19:42):
Aha, he's really got a thing.

Speaker 1 (19:44):
No, they they come to us with some like weird
stuff like mental health medicine, like skits, and it's like
I don't have anything to do with that.

Speaker 3 (19:51):
Let's say I've actually turned something down.

Speaker 1 (19:52):
Oh yeah, because they come to you with some random stuff.
It's like why sales will bring anything to the table
anything They do not care And it's like, well, I
don't have any thing any relation to that. Yep, I
mean I don't know anything about.

Speaker 2 (20:04):
That, you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (20:04):
It's like I don't know how when did.

Speaker 2 (20:06):
That stop you? I'm just telling knowing anything about something?
You aalk about anything?

Speaker 1 (20:11):
Obviously boring stuff too. Werena, we're gonna tell me the
today about my golf game. Oh yeah, so let me
tell you for our chest day storry. I gotta get
out of that habit. Uh.

Speaker 2 (20:21):
We went to play park that on the thing so
we can edit it.

Speaker 1 (20:24):
Well, there's a problem. I'm just gonna upload this to
a drop box. I don't have the editing software on
my computer and it'll just be going up as is.
Do you like just cuss my? I had to bleep that.

Speaker 3 (20:35):
Oh yeah, so you know how to upload something, bro,
I've been doing that.

Speaker 2 (20:40):
Listen.

Speaker 1 (20:41):
How smooth was this compared to the years past? Oh?
This is unbelievably smooth.

Speaker 3 (20:46):
Oh we've been were It took it that one year.
It took us on an hour and a half in
the studio.

Speaker 1 (20:50):
They all took naps.

Speaker 3 (20:52):
That was brutal, and lunch was so pissed the whole time.

Speaker 1 (20:57):
It was frustrating. It was stressful because you have all
these people there waiting on you, and I couldn't figure
it out.

Speaker 3 (21:02):
And when we started out, it was awkward because he's like,
oh grumpy.

Speaker 1 (21:06):
Well we all thought he was a professional, right, And
it's like, here's the problem. When you go to a
studio you don't use it's all different. It's like, ah, man,
they got it set up different. It's like switches and buttons,
switches and buttons and gets it on on off. Guess
who doesn't run those switches and buttons. This guy.

Speaker 3 (21:24):
Yeah, but you could, like, you know, in all.

Speaker 1 (21:26):
These years, you should learn a little bit absorb some
Oh my gosh, you can. We're seeing it right now.
You guys talk such a big game. And this is
such a fun topic because you've had thirty minutes now
to come up with the topic and you got nothing
thirty minutes. I just brought one. What about my God,
the secret you want in mind? You want me to
bring the that's the topic.

Speaker 3 (21:45):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (21:46):
So the other day they tried to go to Butler
Pitching Putt, which is a little par three course here
in Austin, and they were taking the grand kids. They
were taking my three kids, Batter's Box's son, Grandpa Batter's Box,
and myself were going and I was running late because
my wife decided.

Speaker 3 (22:02):
She needed to go to ear.

Speaker 1 (22:04):
Careful warning. I mean, there's no chance she could have
done this in Tennessee, no chance. I will get more
into this with Ray because he'll understand my frustration. And
she won't listen to that pod, so I will wait
to vent on that one. She's probably gonna go back
and listen to this one, so we'll just wait. So Granny,

(22:26):
well now she probably won't listen hat Box. Hat Box
needed a ride to church, and my wife had taken
the car. Well, the reason she needed a ride is
because the car was well. I was oh, that was
the next sentox.

Speaker 2 (22:42):
Because my wife, I didn't mean to interrupt, you.

Speaker 1 (22:44):
Took her car to go get her ears pierced. So
Granny didn't have a ride to the church. So I
had to take Granny into church, and Granny was like,
you want to come in with me? I was like,
oh no, my wife will be here to pick you up.
I'm going to go play golf with the boys. I'm
going to golf. And I keep texting my wife, are
you done yet? No?

Speaker 3 (23:02):
Not yet?

Speaker 1 (23:03):
Oh I'm just now sitting down in the chair. How
long does it take to pierce? Thank you? It took
two hours. But we'll get into that more with Ray
because I'm gonna event when she's not listening. Okay, okay.
So the whole church service went by, and I sat
in the parking lot, so I could have gone to
church with Granny, but I didn't go to church, but
I was there, like what a son, I know? And

(23:23):
so then I drive.

Speaker 2 (23:24):
Granny excuse the church would have started on fire.

Speaker 1 (23:28):
I drive back Granny, get her home, and then they
call me and they still haven't teed off at the
butler pitching putt and it's been two hours.

Speaker 2 (23:36):
Now, listen to this. I am stuck with his three kids.
It's stuck. Maybe that's the wrong one.

Speaker 1 (23:43):
Whatever, Oh oh man, did you guys hear that?

Speaker 3 (23:46):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (23:47):
But do you know I'm trying to entertain them why
we wait at the pitching putt.

Speaker 1 (23:53):
Now they have other games, but of course all the adults.

Speaker 2 (23:56):
Are playing the what is it when they throw.

Speaker 3 (24:00):
The corn hole?

Speaker 2 (24:02):
So we go out to the practice putting green. The
day before we had gone up to the local school
and we were trying to hit golf, you know, swing,
so we're sort of used to swinging and hitting the golf.

Speaker 1 (24:17):
Nobody's home and.

Speaker 3 (24:21):
I had to explain to him.

Speaker 2 (24:24):
What sorry, go away we I had to explain to
them that we are not driving off the putting green.

Speaker 1 (24:34):
Because we were just doing drivers at the local school
and swing the pitch the putting service and everything end.

Speaker 2 (24:41):
Let's we didn't have three putters, so there was a
driver out as a putter because it's sort of flat
on the bottom and gotcha anyway, So we did pretty
good until I looked over and baby box one is
taking his club and just pound the green.

Speaker 1 (25:01):
I'm like, I'm like, these people are gonna shoot us.

Speaker 2 (25:06):
There are some people there. It's unbelievable. I don't know,
do you think they're professional golfers? But I'm like, okay,
what do you mean?

Speaker 3 (25:14):
What do they do?

Speaker 1 (25:15):
Uh? Take forever to tee off.

Speaker 2 (25:19):
Unbelievable. They have routines.

Speaker 3 (25:21):
It's like, come on, people, fifteen practice swings. One dude
set the club on the ground to line up his feet,
took five more practice shots, and then hit a ground ball.
I mean of an elevated tea box.

Speaker 2 (25:37):
By the way, you're here because you really aren't a
golfer or you're with your gring I mean, I'm not
a golf This.

Speaker 3 (25:46):
Is the pitching putt where you can bring like your
wedge and your putter and carry a six pack of
beer and walk like there's no carts.

Speaker 1 (25:55):
That's not bad. That's not a bad place.

Speaker 3 (25:56):
Oh, it's awesome place, but like and it's very reliable.

Speaker 2 (25:59):
I mean, I say maybe because we had the kids
and wanted to do it, and we were on a
time schedule because we had to get to see Santa.

Speaker 3 (26:07):
But my point is it's an awesome place. But the
people who are now going onto the tea box forget
how long they just had to wait because they have
to gather up their stuff and you know, get Billy
Joe from the bathroom and the other one's over at
the food truck, and then each one of them have
to take twenty practice shots before they tee off and

(26:30):
you know it adds to that's ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (26:33):
So pitching Putt was out. I'm finally making my way
down there, and I said, guys, why don't we just
shift and go to peter Pan Mini Golf. They're like, oh,
great idea, which is two blocks aid not bad? Yeah, like,
let's just go there. So we rolled to peter Pan
Mini Golf. It's crowded, but guess what we're right in.

Speaker 2 (26:49):
No, no, we're not.

Speaker 1 (26:52):
Oh you're not parking is horrible.

Speaker 2 (26:56):
You don't want anybody there because there's no parking places.

Speaker 1 (27:00):
Well, you just go right to the lot next door,
and you pay for it. I mean that's what I did.
I drove over there and paid.

Speaker 2 (27:05):
Well, we're not all you know.

Speaker 1 (27:07):
It was sixteen dollars for three hours.

Speaker 3 (27:10):
Rich Rich.

Speaker 2 (27:10):
Yeah, we don't do that.

Speaker 1 (27:12):
We don't do that. You don't pay five dollars. I mean,
come on, man, you keep driving, okay, Ray, I mean,
I know you guys are gonna stress out about geting
a parking ticket whatever. So we go and play golf.

Speaker 3 (27:21):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (27:22):
We played many golf and Batter's Box like, oh, we're
keeping score, we're keeping score, and he did great for
the first seven holes, thirteen holes, and then he crumbled.
He crumbled like a freaking cookie in a kid's hand.
He in his golf game. What it reminded me of

(27:47):
was Philip Rivers. He looks great, great, great pick six
up game over there you go. He he looks fine
as he comes back when he's forty six years old. Rivers, Yeah,
that's what your golf game at the Pup Puck course
remind you. Were looking great, just like he was against
the Niners. Then he throws the pick six. Everything blows up.
Game over.

Speaker 3 (28:05):
It was already blown up by then.

Speaker 1 (28:07):
That's exactly what happened to you.

Speaker 3 (28:09):
You went up by twenty one.

Speaker 1 (28:10):
He went full Philip Rivers. Everybody's like, oh, he's looking good. Gosh,
and you got smoked. Got smoked at pup Putt by
yours truly, I mean toolbox. Let me tell you. He
fell apart after five holes and it was bad. It
was bad, and he was in it for a minute
and then it was just like we're gonna stop kiping.

Speaker 3 (28:29):
It was like it was the back nine.

Speaker 1 (28:32):
Yeah, he got tired.

Speaker 3 (28:35):
What happened one tough hole, the damn bridge thing, and
it bounce back. Remember that, Yeah, yeah, it was rough.
It was a tough angle. And then that that was it.

Speaker 1 (28:45):
And I did keep the scorecard and I forgot to
frame it for Christmas. I didn't know. I didn't have
time to get up. I didn't have time to get
a picture frame. It was my fault one and everything though.
Oh I want and I want to see Joe's score too,
But what was it? How much were you behind five
five strokes on an eighteen hole? Because he remembers yeah,
oh yeah, come on, now, I've got a memory.

Speaker 3 (29:03):
Like he doesn't have a real golf score card because
he don't never invite me when he does.

Speaker 1 (29:07):
So shots fired. Oh that's weird because I was in
San Antonio like a month and a half ago and
I said, hey, man, I land at ten am.

Speaker 2 (29:16):
Wait a minute, is this is why we're talking about golf?

Speaker 1 (29:19):
Oh? He's boring.

Speaker 3 (29:23):
Sports guys, we're getting more more Joe.

Speaker 1 (29:26):
Do you realize do you realize people care about lifestyle
more than they care about sports.

Speaker 3 (29:31):
No, I disagree with that. No one does that. No one,
Oh my.

Speaker 1 (29:35):
Gosh, everybody that listens, all three hundred and sixty five
people that listen to this care here about. They'd like
to hear stories.

Speaker 3 (29:42):
And I'm not one of those, but they like listening.

Speaker 1 (29:45):
To our interactions and our stories. Chessa, what do you what?
Do you know what I'm saying? I listened to. But
I love the lifestyle.

Speaker 4 (29:53):
And then a little trickle of the sports, thank you,
especially where there's wild stories.

Speaker 3 (29:58):
You have the right to be wrong.

Speaker 1 (29:59):
Yes, and he talks about it. I don't invite to
play golf. It's just because I came back in May
for the iHeart Festival and I already had I had
a foursome. It was me, Greg, Garrett, Jacob. So what
what was I gonna do? I can't squeeze him in.
He can't make it there.

Speaker 3 (30:12):
I didn't make the cut.

Speaker 1 (30:13):
There was no room. But I don't know chart. I
don't know how that works.

Speaker 3 (30:18):
Here.

Speaker 1 (30:18):
Here's the rules. I thought I was at five, thought
I don't know the rules. No, you only have a
four especially on a weekend.

Speaker 3 (30:24):
I thought, you are my brother greg Or forest or Oh.

Speaker 1 (30:30):
Here's the deal. And I was going to see him
on Sunday. This is the good stuff. I was going
to see him on Sunday.

Speaker 3 (30:36):
So there's no encounters like, hey, uh, tomorrow can you
drive all the way to San Antonio to play golf
at ten a m No, I'm not doing that.

Speaker 1 (30:43):
No, it's not how I said it. It's not how
I said it. Okay, can't go ahead. I gave him
three weeks notice. I said, hey, man, I'm gonna be
in San Antonio and it's a Monday. I get in
at ten am and I can play golf at eleven
because I don't have to be to the venue till six.
Would you like to play golf? No, I'm not doing that.
All right, cool maddakes, And now back to our regular
scheduling program.

Speaker 3 (31:04):
Drive two hours, golf, drive home two hours.

Speaker 1 (31:08):
But he gave you three weeks. Oh do you drive.

Speaker 3 (31:11):
In San Antonio an hour away?

Speaker 1 (31:14):
Hour?

Speaker 3 (31:14):
And fifteen twenty five years ago, have you driven through Austin? Well?

Speaker 1 (31:22):
Yeah, so this is your once in a year chance, right,
But I don't invite him to play golf? Is actually false? Okay,
once in the last and I am going on Sunday.
Is he invited? No?

Speaker 3 (31:33):
Exactly? There you go case some point.

Speaker 1 (31:35):
But I didn't set this up, Garrett. Did he hit
me up and said hey and he sent it to me?
Another point, Joe, I mean, it's going back and forth.
It's gonna be a tough game.

Speaker 3 (31:44):
He don the wire, he's here, he wants my golf.
He how about setting some up. You set it up,
make the invites.

Speaker 1 (31:50):
But he's coming in town. I feel like this is
your account, Joe, your account to set up the golf
for the person coming into your hometown.

Speaker 3 (32:04):
Had some vacation guests, I mean a.

Speaker 1 (32:06):
Vacation guest if you're in thirteen years.

Speaker 4 (32:08):
I want to I want to be on your side
on this, but you have to set up the golf
as the home base agent.

Speaker 1 (32:15):
This is your account.

Speaker 3 (32:16):
He's got the hookups.

Speaker 1 (32:18):
Well, say hey, I'm gonna make a rain, set up
a tea time and yeah, you could set up a
tea time with tool box. Or he could have said, hey,
when you're in town, do you dad and so and
so want to go play golf. I know we all
want to be wanted, because I definitely want to be wanted.
But Joeah, I'm sorry. It's it's just like it's just

(32:42):
like roamers Christmas Eve party. She hits me up and
she says, Hey, Amy, this girl we grew up with,
we have the same birthday, same wedding date. Me and
her we've known each our just in sixth grade. And
so she was like, oh, he's hot, he's got no water,
he's called coughing up. And she hits me on Christmas Eve? Hey,

(33:04):
you going to my Christmas Eve party tonight? And I'm like, no,
who can? I have three kids. I can't get away
on Christmas Eve. She's like, oh yeah, you can't. Just
put in the bed and come on, what who can
sneak out on Christmas Eve when you got three young kids?

Speaker 3 (33:16):
Not me?

Speaker 1 (33:16):
Especially without three notice, you know, three weeks notice, he
might have been able to do it. That's a great point.
That's a great point. Hey, you've got your topic yet,
we're gonna go topic. We're gonna come back and we're
gonna hear your interesting topic right after this, we'll right back. Well,
the problem with we can't turn the a C down
because it's so loud.

Speaker 3 (33:36):
It's like, yeah, that's a that's a shot for your
for your crappy No no, no, no, I.

Speaker 1 (33:43):
Didn't say crappy. I just said right here where the
mics are set up in your and can you.

Speaker 2 (33:47):
Put your are we on?

Speaker 1 (33:49):
I thought we were able to break Yeah, we took
a break. Marcials have already played. You didn't have headphones,
so you didn't hear the coming out.

Speaker 3 (33:55):
It's technology.

Speaker 2 (33:56):
Yeah, you're used to being hot in your rooms.

Speaker 1 (33:59):
I agree. I mean when he would leave his work, Hey, hey,
seven o'clock in the morning, I'm leaving for work. No
need to wake us up, wake up, no need to
stand at the And he would stand at the bottom
of the stairs and scream until we answered, and he
had turned off their conditioning.

Speaker 3 (34:17):
Just walk up.

Speaker 1 (34:18):
Well, why why wake us up? Was the ac locked?
Because it was so we just didn't know how to
do anything. No, we just sat down. We just sat
in the heat.

Speaker 3 (34:26):
We just took it because by the time you get
up and warmed up and we woke up, then you're
already awake. You're not gonna go turn it down. It
takes a while cool back down. It's already over.

Speaker 4 (34:36):
Yeah, but I have members of being hot in the summer,
but we never like try to do anything about it.

Speaker 1 (34:41):
Just the way it was. We just lived with it, right,
because once.

Speaker 3 (34:43):
You're up, you're up, and then it's like all right, well,
I mean all my friends are.

Speaker 1 (34:47):
It took you have to put a lock on it.
You're just like, they won't figure it out. How do
you lock that? Just a regular thermostat? But hey, I worked,
I was hot all day. Why can't you be? And
it got outside? I get it now. I want to
talk about something that I mean, this is a controversial subject,
and I mean I I had no idea this was

(35:07):
going to go down this way. I've never like when
I came to visit, been hearing what four days? Five days?

Speaker 2 (35:13):
God?

Speaker 3 (35:13):
Has it only been that long?

Speaker 1 (35:15):
What the hell is that supposed to be? Oh?

Speaker 2 (35:17):
I know nothing.

Speaker 1 (35:19):
Anyway, it's like it's been forever. We I'm out in
the front yard and I noticed something that I have
never seen before. It's all these like twelve and thirteen
year olds on electric bikes, Like they're like motorbikes hauling okay, umstance.
And I am like, are these parents idiots? Like? How

(35:40):
dumb are you?

Speaker 3 (35:41):
Like if we were thirty shot fired, if we.

Speaker 1 (35:44):
Were thirteen on a motorized bike, just think about it.
I think about how far we're going. I told him,
I'm kind of team electric bike on this day. Really
he said, Hey, Toolbox said, dude, you would have been
in South Austin, right we'd be gone, gone, right, right, gone,
you would have gone enough on a pedal bike. I

(36:05):
know it'd been gone.

Speaker 3 (36:06):
We'd have been gone. It would have been down mopack
seriously right?

Speaker 1 (36:09):
And I'm like, how and maybe i'm maybe this old
man met. I'm like, a thirteen year old is not
mature enough to be going thirty miles an hour on
a bike. I'm telling you, they fly, they haul. Thirteen
is fair though thirteen there's a lot of go carts
going on. There's not a lot of cards. There's one
kid that had a go car. Oh that's one kid.

Speaker 3 (36:29):
He's not going around the streets.

Speaker 1 (36:31):
We had one kid. And how'd that turn out? Thirty
five on a bike? Okay, okay, maybe that's too much.
Maybe if you could regulate to twenty five? Can we
bring it down electronically regardless that I like the electric bike.

Speaker 2 (36:43):
Oh, let's go as fast as you can pedal?

Speaker 1 (36:45):
How's that? I don't want to buy That's what I
want to do. But if I can go fast? Now,
I'm really about this bike.

Speaker 3 (36:52):
Are we wrong? And how?

Speaker 1 (36:53):
Wait? Wait wait wait this is box?

Speaker 3 (36:56):
Are we wrong?

Speaker 1 (36:57):
This is where the story is gonna get good. This
is where the story's gonna get it. I'm talking like
just dangerous. Wise, it seems crazy. Smash cut. Christmas batters
Box shows up with his son, who is nine. He goes,
I got an electric bike. I'm like, what what? What

(37:17):
did you get an electric bike? You're nine?

Speaker 3 (37:19):
He's gonna be ten? Oh right like that?

Speaker 1 (37:22):
How fast does it go? I don't know, So you
have no idea you just bought. Wow, that is awesome
at ten. I love it. We're going backwards, back to
the old ways.

Speaker 3 (37:34):
I'm so old.

Speaker 1 (37:35):
No, no, I feel like that. That's a reverse.

Speaker 4 (37:38):
We're reversing for not going outside, and now we're giving
them bikes to go twenty miles an hour.

Speaker 3 (37:43):
I feel like the electric bike we did way crazy stuff.

Speaker 1 (37:53):
Hey, thanks for knocking on the door.

Speaker 3 (37:55):
He's going through your wallet.

Speaker 1 (37:56):
Well, you did crazy stuff, but at least you did it.

Speaker 3 (38:00):
Now you just oh, that's your problem with it.

Speaker 1 (38:03):
You had to earn your crazy stuff with your kids.
We had to earn it. If you wanted to go
to the pool, pedal your butt there. I don't want
want the electric bike. Why are we met at the
electric bike?

Speaker 3 (38:13):
Here's maybe because they're angry old men. Maybe I'm gonna
feel that same way about a cell phone.

Speaker 1 (38:18):
Okay, earn your.

Speaker 3 (38:19):
Phone, call that phone.

Speaker 1 (38:21):
Put that mic in front of your face.

Speaker 3 (38:22):
We can hear you dial that phone. Earn your phone.

Speaker 1 (38:28):
Talk. Go talk to your sister and find out how
many kids with electric bikes are at the hospital. I'm
sure you're good. I'm sure your kids very responsible.

Speaker 3 (38:38):
Well ways, I know I'm not.

Speaker 1 (38:40):
We weren't responsible, and I know that if we would
have electric bike, it'd have been bad news. It's so
like scooters when we if scooters would have been around
when we went out. No, no, no, no, we would
have been the bike's bearing the scooter. Not sure, but
I'm talking.

Speaker 3 (38:55):
About you're talking about the scooters downtown.

Speaker 1 (38:57):
Yes, just think about if the scooters were around when
we were going out all the time.

Speaker 4 (39:01):
How easy can two people fit on electric bike? Par
the problem We're going to be like, now, how do
you get pumped? Can you pump on the electric bike?

Speaker 1 (39:09):
Can you add pegs? I know maybe that's coming next.
They're going to figure out a way.

Speaker 2 (39:14):
I'm telling you they're going to legislate it. Where you're
gonna it's gonna be like a motors I'm telling you,
they go fast.

Speaker 3 (39:21):
Down here, Joe, what did you do?

Speaker 1 (39:23):
Now, I'm starting to get shifted.

Speaker 3 (39:24):
There's obviously different powers of whatever go that bad he could,
he couldn't know how it goes.

Speaker 1 (39:34):
What's the speed?

Speaker 3 (39:35):
I don't know what speed?

Speaker 1 (39:37):
Not a good time.

Speaker 3 (39:38):
I've seen it, Max, and it's not faster than he
can ride a normal bike.

Speaker 1 (39:43):
Okay, okay, but a normal bike your legs get tired,
so you can do it for a short spurt. Electric
bike it just goes downhill too.

Speaker 3 (39:52):
So sweet.

Speaker 1 (39:53):
No, I get it, and maybe I'm crazy, but I
saw these kids thinking game, and I get that part.
I don't care.

Speaker 2 (40:04):
I worry safety. I'm telling you.

Speaker 1 (40:08):
I rode bikes and hell I ran into parked cars.
I mean we did ramps. Imagine doing ramps on these
twenty mons.

Speaker 4 (40:16):
Hold on, I gotta make sure I understand toolboxes about safety.
But lunchbox, are you about it's it's like too easy
to have fun?

Speaker 1 (40:23):
Yes, no danger. I think he shifted his Yeah, no
I didn't.

Speaker 3 (40:26):
He moved the golf post.

Speaker 1 (40:28):
No, absolutely, I am one about Hey this, I feel
like it's I earn it. That doesn't sound like safety
to me. He's oh my gosh, I and then maybe
it is because they weren't around. I didn't see it.

Speaker 2 (40:46):
But they go fast down the street.

Speaker 1 (40:48):
I'm telling you, I got it, Okay. I mean I've
seen the kids. They're wearing a helmet and chest protector
because they're going so fast, right, I mean that's crazy safety.

Speaker 3 (40:58):
So does he have a chess protector a chest parte.

Speaker 1 (41:01):
See, I'm not worried about him falling off. My worry
is run in through a stop sign and a car
doesn't see whatever. I mean, hell, there was that.

Speaker 3 (41:12):
It could happen on a regular bike, right, Well, it could.

Speaker 1 (41:14):
But you could stop faster. There's a governor on it.

Speaker 4 (41:19):
Yeah, there's more of the coolness is it's a little
bit more powerful.

Speaker 1 (41:24):
It's more powerful.

Speaker 3 (41:25):
Can They stopped just as fast as a normal bike?

Speaker 1 (41:27):
So you would be okay with your kid having a
go cart right now?

Speaker 3 (41:31):
I mean it depends.

Speaker 2 (41:32):
Well, go karts you only go to a parking lot.

Speaker 1 (41:35):
I'm just saying, but I'm saying, if he's okay with
the motorized bike, you might as well give him a
go cart to drive around the neighborhood.

Speaker 3 (41:40):
It's the same thing, that's what literally not the same thing.

Speaker 2 (41:44):
But okay, you can go on sidewalks.

Speaker 4 (41:48):
With I feel like the bike's safer because you can
see the go cart. You're lower, you don't really know
it's there.

Speaker 1 (41:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (41:55):
Yeah, And it all depends on the power. Okay, are
you okay with a go? It just went like, no,
five miles an hour?

Speaker 1 (42:03):
Well that's those those the power wheels. I mean, yeah,
there you go hot wheels. No, because those are a
little like two year olds riding on the sidewalk.

Speaker 3 (42:11):
So you're your hold. It just depends on how fast
it goes. Well, we all don't go to the same speed.

Speaker 1 (42:17):
You know that, right, But you had no argument for house.
You don't even know how I don't, That's what I mean.

Speaker 3 (42:24):
He all the my head.

Speaker 1 (42:25):
I didn't tell this electric bike. Did he just ride
around the neighborhood by himself?

Speaker 3 (42:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (42:31):
And his friend Does his friends have electric bikes? Yes,
So we have a precedent of electric bikes yep. And
they feel fairy safe.

Speaker 1 (42:38):
So I knew that happen.

Speaker 3 (42:39):
He's been asking for this for three years. Okay, we
held off six Yeah, six years old.

Speaker 2 (42:46):
He won an electric bike.

Speaker 1 (42:48):
Yes, and this is getting intend. I didn't want to
That's what I'm saying. I was going to talk about
it before. I I don't care.

Speaker 2 (42:54):
It's not my kids.

Speaker 3 (42:55):
Truly.

Speaker 2 (42:58):
I wouldn't get my kids electric cards. I'm figuring this
is exercise, you know, the when they were little, three
or four video games.

Speaker 1 (43:07):
No, I wouldn't get my kids video game. There you go, wow, wow,
I'm speechless to win till there.

Speaker 2 (43:17):
I'll tell you when my kids got it.

Speaker 1 (43:19):
When Jennifer Francis, when the Super Nintendo came out, she
gave us her a Nintendo. I remember, Yeah, it was awesome.

Speaker 2 (43:26):
I never bought one.

Speaker 3 (43:27):
But that's mainly because he couldn't handle it.

Speaker 1 (43:30):
Well, I just didn't want you sitting in the hall.
That's why he doesn't want his kids to have it.
That's the core reason. Well, the pain of losing was
so bad. Losing and just it it sucks you in.
I mean, don't talk to me about losing. You played
Mike Tyson punch Out and you would punch your TV

(43:52):
when you lose. Okay, don't act like we all hated losing.
We hated it losing, true, but I got mad at
the game, all right, But you punched the d.

Speaker 3 (44:05):
Cheats the game.

Speaker 4 (44:06):
Game understood the whole art drama we're talking about all
you do is hit it.

Speaker 1 (44:11):
And play another game. When I here we goes. Growing up,
you had to play a damn quarter you lose it.
If you lost, you had to put a quarter into
play again. Our big game.

Speaker 2 (44:28):
I still remember we got pong.

Speaker 3 (44:32):
Oh is that bar that goes across And they probably
spent more money on the arcades than buy an actual
like gaming.

Speaker 1 (44:38):
No, I really wouldn't.

Speaker 2 (44:40):
Just wasn't a thing.

Speaker 1 (44:41):
And I will say I like not having games Like Yes,
I couldn't handle losing. I hated it. I would throw controllers.
I hated it. But later in life now I feel
like I'm I'm just glad I'm not stuck on my gaming.
There's still adults at game till three in the morning.
I'm glad I'm not one. I don't think it's I don't.

Speaker 3 (44:59):
Get it, Lamar Jackson, apparently, apparently.

Speaker 1 (45:03):
Kyler Murray.

Speaker 2 (45:04):
I was gonna say, I thought was Arizona's guy.

Speaker 1 (45:08):
Like, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (45:09):
It just seems you don't ever get jealous of guys
who can like jump on a Halo four set. It's
like they can play golf and they're all in different cities,
you know what I mean? There is that factor where
they can all your friends and your buddy. So there
is a little element that you.

Speaker 3 (45:23):
Have to be. I liked video games, but I was
never into it like that.

Speaker 1 (45:27):
I don't have like most of my friends. I would say,
don't have that, Like I stopped after PlayStation one. That's
what I mean. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Well to put it down,
like when I was in college, I bought I don't
even if it was a PlayStation two three what it

(45:47):
was because I wanted to play Grand Theft, Auto Vice City.
That was worth it, and I bought it and I
played for two months. I just never turned it back on. Yeah,
but it was a great two months. But it was
just like, Okay, it's pretty fun. That's so like I
got it. I got it a Wii. I've never opened it. Yeah,

(46:09):
that's different.

Speaker 3 (46:10):
Is like you're actually playing.

Speaker 1 (46:11):
I know, but that's what I'm saying. I don't know why,
because your kids, your kids will love that still work.
Nintendo would still work because like they don't have any
more games in the technology they quit making it. Why
do they quit making but you still have games? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (46:27):
With games?

Speaker 1 (46:28):
Yeah, yeah, it came with games and.

Speaker 3 (46:30):
You play the bowling and the bowling and the tennants
and all that.

Speaker 1 (46:33):
The base it's fine, okay, maybe that, but my question
is why did they see.

Speaker 3 (46:37):
That one we got. It's called a cube and you
can play soccer goalie and they're kicking ball.

Speaker 1 (46:42):
Oh I've seen that at the trampoline park. It's called
I didn't know what it was.

Speaker 3 (46:48):
Cube.

Speaker 1 (46:48):
You might want to consider the The Nintendo is having
more interactive fun games, just saying.

Speaker 3 (46:53):
It's not like you're sitting like this. You have to
do your body.

Speaker 1 (46:56):
What happened to you?

Speaker 2 (46:57):
Get your friends outside and play and you.

Speaker 3 (47:01):
Know that we do that and do both. But we
do have some one or the other.

Speaker 1 (47:05):
Does he do that?

Speaker 3 (47:07):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (47:08):
Where maybe where?

Speaker 3 (47:11):
Like we have great memories, there are still some good memories,
right you see Giant the Giants super tournaments, Like I
still remember those.

Speaker 1 (47:18):
Those were great. Those were fun. I mean not for
you because you lost all the time, not all the time,
not old time. There's one time I upset you in
Conrie's room. I upset to beat you.

Speaker 2 (47:31):
Yeah, Conrie had all the gadgets.

Speaker 1 (47:33):
Yeah he did, yes, And that's what I mean. Like
we there were some fun memories, but I think our
best memories are not playing video games, going to the
ditch and playing football. Did you know they let the
ditch grow over? I saw that.

Speaker 4 (47:45):
Yes, they probably planted trees so that would never happen again.
They have like fourteen trees in the ditch.

Speaker 1 (47:50):
Yeah, but the guy, I mean the guy used to
mow it.

Speaker 3 (47:52):
I had the photo on the ditch on our fantasy league.

Speaker 1 (47:55):
I understand. No, I understand. I'm just saying we took it.

Speaker 3 (47:58):
It had the trees, the stuff.

Speaker 1 (48:00):
Yes, Chesty took it.

Speaker 3 (48:01):
Yes. I Textan was like, hey, can you go swing
by and take a picture of the ditch.

Speaker 1 (48:05):
That's cool because you know what my picture is of
the front of our house, right, Yeah, yeah, it's pretty cool. Really,
you didn't know that it's our because my my team
name is our address.

Speaker 2 (48:17):
Oh so I can expect people to come by.

Speaker 1 (48:20):
No, not in the league, not in there, losers league.
Oh okay, in the ditch, in the neighborhood league. Oh okay, okay,
I'm not an idiot.

Speaker 2 (48:28):
Did you have do you have this sign in it?

Speaker 1 (48:30):
Oh? Hold on, sign, let's talk about this sign. We're
going to come right back and toolbox got the streets. No,
he's talking about a different sign. We'll be right Backay,
come on there, it goes all right, We're back guys.
Tell them, tell them, hey, you've been working on this
for how many years? We've oh okay, yeah, we've lived

(48:51):
in this house, or you've lived.

Speaker 3 (48:53):
In this house.

Speaker 1 (48:53):
Let me see who I'm forty four, so thirty nine years.
That's fit thirty nine years and you finally got the sign.
You've always wanted your.

Speaker 2 (49:04):
Best decorations for Christmas, and we did not pay anybody
to put them up home made.

Speaker 1 (49:14):
So you're telling me that you can do that and
get on the ladder and you don't have to be scared.
Oh my god, I mean, did you see Ray's elaborate?

Speaker 3 (49:24):
Like, I'm kind of pissed that I helped with the
Halloween and we didn't get any recordition. He has to
help me build the Witch's Where was the recognition for that?

Speaker 1 (49:35):
I don't know if they get bout Joe, you probably
helped build the reputation. Sometimes you got to win a
couple of games before you win the championship. You get
a ring.

Speaker 3 (49:43):
You get a ring.

Speaker 1 (49:44):
They saw the Halloween, They're like, if they follow this
up at Christmas, we are definitely awarded.

Speaker 3 (49:49):
I get a partial credit for like in the Boy.

Speaker 1 (49:52):
I don't think you get a ring though, because it
was a different season.

Speaker 2 (49:55):
But I will say we went over walked another neighborhood
same year though, Yeah, and.

Speaker 1 (50:05):
I wouldn't get mentioned it. I mean our neighborhood is
pretty weak compared to some Say how do you feel
about Christmas lights? I love Christmas lights? Yeah, absolutely, And
the fact that you're in an easy conference doesn't make
that conference championship just because you might be James Madison.

Speaker 3 (50:23):
You know.

Speaker 2 (50:26):
We went to this and the owners ac one he
works two months for these lights and on my.

Speaker 1 (50:35):
Sec I mean that's a fair question.

Speaker 2 (50:38):
It's huge, it's beautiful, but I'm like, first off, you
had to buy all this crap.

Speaker 1 (50:44):
Where do you put it in two months of your life?

Speaker 3 (50:49):
Is putting?

Speaker 2 (50:49):
I mean, there ain't no way.

Speaker 1 (50:51):
Oh the size of the house was unbelievable. I mean
they're definitely they're definitely rich. I mean it was huge.
It was a huge house. I have never seen half
where you where you'd get these decks.

Speaker 3 (51:05):
But it's along the same lines. And like remember at
the Lake, the one house would put on this elaborate
firework show, Like how much money they have to spend.

Speaker 1 (51:14):
Business or something. I don't know, maybe it is just
a house. That's a great question. I don't understand how
people buy that much worth of fireworks because we go
to the state, we went to the standing. We bought
one hundred dollars worth, and it was like it was
maybe a long time and it was just like godly
and they were just little ones. It wasn't like elaborate
like shoot them up in the just the summer.

Speaker 3 (51:35):
At the lake.

Speaker 1 (51:36):
Yeah, some that went up.

Speaker 3 (51:37):
I mean there were some yeah, yeah, you're talking about
people that thing like what we could see you know it,
you hear it. Hundreds of thousand, I mean the big
giant ones, Like how much do those costs?

Speaker 1 (51:47):
Like right, But here's the problem.

Speaker 2 (51:49):
I don't know what business is over there, but I
just sort of know on the at the.

Speaker 3 (51:53):
Lake there's this. I don't know if they do it anymore,
but there was always one house that would say, like
July fifth fireworks show, and I remember their own fireworks
show on separate from the city or business, there was
houses and I guess I didn't notice it, and they
said like two or three houses in a row would
pull their money and like buy and put it on together. Well,
when I had this giant setup, you know, like with

(52:13):
the the holders for like the big rockets and stuff.
I mean they had to spend one hundred thousand dollars plus.

Speaker 1 (52:24):
With covered wagons we had.

Speaker 2 (52:26):
We had a big side.

Speaker 3 (52:27):
Yard back in my day. Do we have a counter
for how many back of my day?

Speaker 2 (52:31):
Uh would all pull their money together and we'd all
have hamburgers and hot dogs and shoot them off in
the side yard. They're probably illegal, you know, you can't
do them in the city now, but that that was
in my day.

Speaker 1 (52:49):
It took all the funnelay, yes, they really have. It's
like true bikes. God damn it, video games. It's like
it's my cell phone. It was that time we were
shooting them out down the front and all of a
sudden the fire department pulled up and we threw them
all under Underdad's truck and they're like, hey, you got

(53:14):
some no not us man. If people lay down, there
were hundreds of fireworks right there underneath the truck. I'll
never forget. That was so funny, so funny. And then
there was one time my friend Courtney, she came over
and we were gonna shoot some fireworks and it's me,
Chestay and Aaron, and we're in the middle of the
road with all these fireworks, right where Mark Evans used

(53:37):
to live. Got it, And the cop turns onto the
road and we were in the middle road with a
big old bag of fireworks and before Courtney even knew
what to do, we boom gone down into the creek
and she was left by herself, and the cops like
why they run and She's like, I don't know what's

(53:58):
going on? Right, did they fireworks? I don't know what
they just left you, didn't they.

Speaker 3 (54:06):
So what did he do to her?

Speaker 1 (54:08):
Not because she anything, you know, nothing, but she was
just left her left her. I think I remember being
pretty mad at no. No, that's what you no, No,
this is what he did to me. So there used
to be a sheriff that lived at the far side
of the neighborhood and Cheney, who lived across the street.

(54:30):
His dad and him would shoot fireworks at our house,
bottle rockets, things like that.

Speaker 3 (54:35):
True story.

Speaker 1 (54:36):
So we were like, all right, screw this, We're gonna
go blow up an apple in their driveway. So we
got like a couple of eights in.

Speaker 2 (54:44):
The apple, right.

Speaker 1 (54:46):
And I'm he's lookout he's lookout, battersboxes, lookout right, And
so I'm up by the garage lighting it, lighting it,
and I hear hey hate and then I'm like and
I light and I turn and he's gone.

Speaker 3 (55:04):
Oh wow, and you know what's right there?

Speaker 1 (55:08):
I think I do the sheriff whoa.

Speaker 2 (55:15):
I mean?

Speaker 1 (55:15):
I turn and he is like pulling up right wind boom.

Speaker 3 (55:20):
I was gone in the wind.

Speaker 1 (55:23):
And he's like, what are you doing?

Speaker 3 (55:25):
None?

Speaker 1 (55:25):
And he's like, you know, fireworks are illegal in the
site limits. And he goes, where'd your partner go?

Speaker 3 (55:30):
I was like, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (55:31):
He goes, well, just so you know, if I see
you guys doing that again, I'm gonna rest you.

Speaker 3 (55:37):
He didn't want to do anything because he didn't want to.
I didn't want to pay for work.

Speaker 1 (55:40):
This dude just didn't even try to warn me. He
just left.

Speaker 3 (55:43):
I said hey.

Speaker 1 (55:44):
I don't think you said hey. In my head. I
think afterwards I said hey. I said you could have
said hey, and you didn't do anything. Part of his
story didn't say you say hey because that's what a
lookout does or anything. Aboard. Yeah, don't like, don't like anything.
I'll give you one though, Okay, Cheney.

Speaker 2 (56:05):
Missus Cheney comes over and says, Um, your kids threw
smoke bombs in my garage.

Speaker 1 (56:14):
This is where I thought you were go and started
my sheets on fire. And I, of course nobody did it. No, no, no,
hold on, I will, I will, I can tell you
exactly what happened on this story. We threw some smoke
bombs in that garage and we went about our day, okay, true.

(56:34):
And I rode my pedal bike non electric, up to
the baseball car. Couldn't hand up to the baseball card shop.
I don't know if I bought a couple of packs.
What I was doing trying to collect a set and
I came riding back. As I pulled into the grass,
Becky and my dad were out in the front yard
talking and that's when she was like, oh, by the way,

(56:55):
you almost burned my house down.

Speaker 3 (56:57):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (56:58):
And I'm like what She goes, Yeah, those monke bombs
you were throwing, uh, they caught the sheets on fire.
And we wouldn't have known because we were I was
asleeping on the couch and Angela was up doing homework.
Question and I'm like, how does she knows you was that?
What did you get caught on a ring ring camera.
Oh you you like ring cameras because I am anti

(57:19):
ring camera.

Speaker 3 (57:19):
I don't have one.

Speaker 1 (57:20):
I am anti that.

Speaker 3 (57:22):
So he was asking, how does she know if she
was asleep?

Speaker 1 (57:25):
It was he just I mean, it's obvious. Come on him,
it was you deductive reasoning. Who are the idiots in
the neighborhood? She told her Simpson Okay, I mean like, no,
it wasn't me.

Speaker 3 (57:37):
Okay, who was We got blamed for everything? Why why
do you think we got blamed because we did everything well?

Speaker 1 (57:42):
He was about to say, yeah, except about Scott.

Speaker 3 (57:46):
Okay, he went around, but he was a group adjacent.

Speaker 1 (57:49):
But he's still I mean, he's still part of the team.
He painted my dad's van.

Speaker 3 (57:54):
That was rough.

Speaker 1 (57:54):
That's he with the dark side for a little bit there.
He didn't go dark side. I get that part.

Speaker 3 (57:58):
But it's like it's I will say, we're pretty hard
on him though.

Speaker 1 (58:01):
We you you my group, my group's fair, my groups here,
which was fair. You were two years older.

Speaker 3 (58:09):
That was your job.

Speaker 1 (58:10):
You know you were supposed to pick on But he
did it must I mean he was he brought it alone.
You guys would tell him, hey, if you can beat
me in boxing. I'll give you a Jose and Seco rookie.
And you didn't even have a Jose and Sao rookie.

Speaker 3 (58:23):
I did no.

Speaker 1 (58:25):
I feel like there was a car.

Speaker 3 (58:28):
It was right there on the table.

Speaker 1 (58:29):
I'm pretty sure about it.

Speaker 3 (58:32):
But we only had But the problem was we only
had one set of gloves, so we give him the
left handed and we would have the right hand.

Speaker 1 (58:38):
What about the other side of the story.

Speaker 3 (58:40):
He went for it. He went for it, and he
got knocked out every single time, which was crazy.

Speaker 2 (58:46):
He is forget his dad mad ain't uh granny hat
box hat box at the cars she's getting home from work.

Speaker 3 (58:58):
I remember this saying I know you.

Speaker 2 (59:03):
Or yep, Batter's box stole his son's bike.

Speaker 3 (59:07):
With a freaking flag on the back.

Speaker 1 (59:11):
And yeah it was that part two. But why did
you steal it?

Speaker 3 (59:15):
I don't know, because why did I do a lot
of things?

Speaker 1 (59:18):
Yeah, like what did you do?

Speaker 3 (59:22):
I had in the backyard.

Speaker 1 (59:25):
I mean, he's like, it wasn't me. You can see
the flag sticking.

Speaker 3 (59:28):
Over the US. It was middle. It was just like,
I don't know, you're annoying me today, so I'm gonna
do something to you, Like what kids do.

Speaker 1 (59:36):
That's like fifth grade. I mean we did do a lot,
we did mostly do it. But in fifth grade one
time we went to Chicago for Christmas, okay, And I
was walking the halls after Christmas at read Elementary shout
out raccoons, and one of the local moms down here.
She comes up to me and she goes, I know

(59:57):
you stole our Christmas decorations.

Speaker 3 (59:59):
Wo.

Speaker 1 (01:00:00):
I'm like, wasn't me, but it's probably a good guess,
like we just said, And I said, and she goes,
sure it wasn't you, if you just return them, please,
And I said, it wasn't me. We were in Chicago,
sure you were, okay. And then a week later and
this mom was at school, Yeah, tell me later. And

(01:00:21):
a week yeah do we know them? You don't know them.
And then a week later the people I guess we're
still in the rest of their ornaments and got caught. Wow,
what is this like hob alone?

Speaker 2 (01:00:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:00:35):
Did you ever they were like inflatables or whatever, like
back when, right when inflatables became popular.

Speaker 3 (01:00:41):
Every night?

Speaker 1 (01:00:42):
But she never she never apologized, She never apologized for
accusing me in fifth grade and me standing up to him.
I was in Chicago. Sure you were okay, cool, I
know where I was. I know exactly where I was.

Speaker 3 (01:00:53):
Yeah, back in my day, we didn't use inflatables as decorations.
We made real ones right.

Speaker 1 (01:00:59):
There.

Speaker 2 (01:01:00):
It's no such thing as no.

Speaker 1 (01:01:03):
And you screwed the light.

Speaker 2 (01:01:04):
But I like the old lights because one goes out,
you just replace it.

Speaker 3 (01:01:09):
One first championship.

Speaker 1 (01:01:12):
But here's the thing. I will say that your neighborhood,
we were walking the dogs and there was another house
they got best spirit and participate. Yeah, and then I
took my dog for a walk yesterday or the day before,
and there's another one down the street has best lights.
So giving out multiple song what's the title here? Best decorations,

(01:01:35):
best house house, best house is the that's the that's
the does the m v P. No it is, that's
the that's the w W Championship. Don't sound like Intercontinental
champions Yeah, like lights, lights is partial. It's partial. It's
like you're like the tag team champion.

Speaker 3 (01:01:50):
It's still stupid that they do that.

Speaker 1 (01:01:51):
No, I agree, one yard of the month and that's it.

Speaker 2 (01:01:55):
They don't get out of the month anymore.

Speaker 3 (01:01:58):
You can do first third, you know, gold, silver, bronze,
right right, but you would have to call it third place.

Speaker 1 (01:02:06):
Don't say best Spirit.

Speaker 3 (01:02:11):
Gold, silver, bronze are one.

Speaker 1 (01:02:12):
You get a choice.

Speaker 4 (01:02:13):
What's in front of early are Do you want third
place or do you want best Lights third place?

Speaker 1 (01:02:18):
I don't think you really do. I want best I
want the best lights because it's not like it's not
like you're the third best.

Speaker 2 (01:02:24):
Something that may not drive around and see the other signs.

Speaker 1 (01:02:27):
So they think you're the winner. You see best Lights,
that marketing behind it. No, I'm not saying it's not lame.
But if I'm the one that got third, I'd rather
be called best Lights than third. Yeah, me too.

Speaker 3 (01:02:39):
What about bronze?

Speaker 1 (01:02:41):
No, No, I'd rather be called best Lights Olympic Champion. No,
but it looks like I won too. Yeah, Like when
you get best Lights, it looks like you're the Olympic
gold medalist because you don't come this way on the street.

Speaker 4 (01:02:54):
Nobody's driver on the entire neighborhood comparing all like, well,
that's best Lights, that's best Spirit.

Speaker 1 (01:02:58):
No, I don't know stick winner. Okay, I have no idea.

Speaker 2 (01:03:03):
I really don't care.

Speaker 1 (01:03:05):
I think you do. Whoa whoa, whoa, whoa whoa he cares.

Speaker 3 (01:03:11):
He's been talking about it every day for the past
ten it's a joke. You say that now, but I
don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:03:17):
It's fun, it's exciting. No, it's cool.

Speaker 3 (01:03:19):
You clearly care, okay.

Speaker 1 (01:03:22):
But also he got mad. He told the guy who
was like, yeah, I'm mad they I never got it
when they were kids because we had no grass in
our yard. I thought that was the yard of the
month because the kids played in the yard.

Speaker 3 (01:03:31):
Right.

Speaker 1 (01:03:31):
See that's what it is. It's not bad, listen, it's
not a bad argument. It's not about for video games. Right,
there's a little bit of grubs. Do you not? Do you?
Do you agree with that reasoning?

Speaker 2 (01:03:41):
Though?

Speaker 1 (01:03:42):
I mean you guys. There was a thing in the newsletter.

Speaker 2 (01:03:47):
It said there are unsupervised kids at the corner of
Silver Creaking or wherever. And I'm like, whoa, look at
your damn kids while they're playing.

Speaker 3 (01:04:02):
What the hell do you want me to do?

Speaker 1 (01:04:04):
They're having fun? Yeah, it was fun.

Speaker 4 (01:04:08):
I do remember waking up and picking up that newsletter
and like trying to find us oh every time.

Speaker 3 (01:04:13):
Look, look, they weren't mad about that we were playing
on superbar. They're mad that we used to just cause
rucus all over the damn place. But it was nothing.

Speaker 2 (01:04:22):
Ever, I'll tell you what. I had more door knocks
after you guys left. There's some guy comes.

Speaker 3 (01:04:30):
He came to my door and goes, uh.

Speaker 2 (01:04:33):
Yeah, someone threw water balloons out of my car. And
I just got back from and I feel for him
from Iraq and I got PSD whatever, and they're lucky
I didn't you.

Speaker 3 (01:04:47):
And I said, well, why is he talking to you?

Speaker 1 (01:04:49):
Well, I don't know our reputation.

Speaker 3 (01:04:53):
There's no way that it's still that I told him
ten years ago. You think people still live here ten
years ago? You may be at the right house, but
there's nobody here.

Speaker 1 (01:05:05):
I didn't do it.

Speaker 2 (01:05:06):
The kids have been gone for ten years.

Speaker 1 (01:05:10):
That's a real notorious reputation. He was asking around, who
do you think did it? It's like, no, No, it's
like the time that chest day. Oh, I'll tell you that.

Speaker 3 (01:05:21):
It's coming in hot boys.

Speaker 2 (01:05:24):
Hat box drives up home and it's Scott and his
dad down on the corner talking to a cop and they're.

Speaker 3 (01:05:36):
Our house.

Speaker 1 (01:05:38):
So she.

Speaker 3 (01:05:42):
It's like listen, mother.

Speaker 1 (01:05:45):
And starts saying it wasn't us.

Speaker 2 (01:05:49):
No, I don't think it was Scott. I think it
was a neighbor. If you walk through his yard, they
used to shoot you.

Speaker 1 (01:05:59):
Where he came san Antonio. He's from San Antonio. Threat
a thread. He was like, they were peeking in my windows. Like, bro,
there's nothing we want to see in your windows. I
promise it's just Chess Day lives over there, and it's
it cuts off zero point three seconds. It's a clear
vital if we cut through your yard, it's just so
much quicker.

Speaker 2 (01:06:17):
It had an electric bike, he wouldn't have done that.

Speaker 1 (01:06:19):
But also, and can I say the house across from you,
they really screwed up. They they put that fence so
far down the side of their house. Those bushes where
we used to hide, Oh my gosh, they were the
best bushes because it looked like a full set of
bushes and if you got in there, there was space
between the bushes and the house. It was a great
hiding space after throwing something to call.

Speaker 3 (01:06:39):
I always appreciated the houses without fences. No, it's great.

Speaker 1 (01:06:43):
Those were great because you could.

Speaker 3 (01:06:44):
Run through and like get you could get a block
away in like five seconds, or you can just jump
the catty corner and you're never getting where were your parents?

Speaker 1 (01:06:54):
Well, Chess Date he also had it.

Speaker 3 (01:06:55):
We had it. We built an escape route.

Speaker 1 (01:06:58):
Oh no, we had them all named on every street.
Would tell yell whatever house like his house, like what
I'm saying. Like we had we're throwing stuff at cars. Yeah,
we had the statue of limitations.

Speaker 3 (01:07:12):
Remember we had the basketball go on the route that
Mark Dolland ripped down, so we had that as like
our hiding.

Speaker 1 (01:07:17):
Yeah, put that by your mouth.

Speaker 3 (01:07:18):
Sorry. We had a trash can lid full of a
corns throwing them cars. We live, run on the corner
so the cars would stop. As soon as they stopped,
we run through the gate out the hole that we
made in the fence for the dog, and there we
had the bikes lined up for the getaway down Burroke.

Speaker 1 (01:07:35):
Yeah, I get it, and like we but like his house,
chess Day's house, his neighbor, his fence was not even
with his and they had bushes and we would run
into those bushes so people would think we're in those bushes.
But we would hop the fence, run through his yard,
jump the chain lead fence in Parks' backyard and out on.

Speaker 3 (01:07:54):
I mean it was I remember your backyard. I don't
remember what you're talking.

Speaker 1 (01:07:56):
Oh, my gosh, it was system. We were two block.

Speaker 3 (01:08:01):
Forrest, had a fence and there was a gap with
bushes and then.

Speaker 1 (01:08:04):
No, no, the neighbor's fence chess day his. So here's
chess Day's front of his fence. The neighbors fence was
back here, and they had bushes right here in front
of the fence. So it looks like, oh, they just
ran into those bushes, and so they think we're just
stuck in the.

Speaker 3 (01:08:19):
Bushes in the bush.

Speaker 1 (01:08:20):
Climb up the fence, jump the fence. Boom, threw his
backyard over the chain link fence and out. I mean,
we're going two blocks over in ten seconds. So fantastic.
That was so fun. We weren't that bad at parents, I.

Speaker 3 (01:08:37):
Know, I will.

Speaker 2 (01:08:40):
There was one time they somebody came to the front door,
knocked and said there were some kids beating up some
girl out in the front here, and I said, oh,
it's all right, they weren't doing it. I'm purpoct you
know what.

Speaker 3 (01:08:56):
That made you sound really bad?

Speaker 1 (01:08:58):
And when they come home, I said, what kind of
idiots are you? You don't do it in your front
of your own house. True, that's that was a good point. No,
it was a good point. But the escape routes were
so great around here, Like if you go up the road,
we're off our turf.

Speaker 3 (01:09:12):
But how do they know that it was this house
because there's.

Speaker 1 (01:09:15):
Kids bikes and we're right in front of the house.
So that happened right in front of the house, so
I guess s. But that was one of the let
me tell you, that was one of the best If
we wanted the cops to come, if we wanted to
be chased, that was one of the best things to do,
was the fake fight. Just to jump someone in the
middle of the road, leave them there and when the
car got one hundred yards twenty feet away whatever it was,

(01:09:36):
and scatter. I mean it was automatic. Every time it
was automatic, cops came. It was so fun like it
was so fun like I cannot believe how good, like
realistically thinking about just think how good we were at
getting away right. Yeah, And I also thinking about it.

Speaker 4 (01:09:56):
If I was driving and you just saw seven kids
being up one kid, what would you do exactly?

Speaker 1 (01:10:03):
You would stop, Hey, do you need help? And I'll
never forget Jennifer limping down the road. One time an
old lady stopped said, hey, do you need help. Just no,
it'll just get worse. I mean that is what a line.
And that old grandma is like, oh and they didn't
have cell phones back then, so they got to go
home call the cops.

Speaker 3 (01:10:23):
Yeah, I mean it was. It was so crazy growing
up nowadays, really, it would be so hard to.

Speaker 1 (01:10:29):
Get away with anything.

Speaker 4 (01:10:30):
No, the cell phone would destroy our game and like
a heart shut it down, shot going. We'd be inside,
to be honest, it's over.

Speaker 2 (01:10:38):
You had been doing video games.

Speaker 1 (01:10:40):
No, we wouldn't. We would electric us going through people's yards.
I mean, he'd be shot. It was so I mean
we used to how did because cops are professional at
catching people.

Speaker 2 (01:10:52):
They knew where you weren't doing.

Speaker 3 (01:10:54):
They weren't trying anything hard. They were.

Speaker 1 (01:10:58):
You know, like no, no, hold on, we're gonna take
a break and I'm gonna tell a story about Tell
me the cop wasn't trying to get us, like for
not every.

Speaker 3 (01:11:05):
Time, but most of the time, they're not really trying.

Speaker 1 (01:11:08):
To get anything horrible. No, we weren't doing anything horrible.
But you're telling me they weren't trying to catch us.

Speaker 3 (01:11:14):
Not every time.

Speaker 1 (01:11:16):
We'll be right back. I'll talk about it.

Speaker 3 (01:11:18):
They knew where you lived.

Speaker 2 (01:11:20):
Let's be real.

Speaker 1 (01:11:21):
So the one, there's a couple of there's a couple
instances that I feel like they were really trying to
catch us, of course, And it was one night it
had raining. It was raining, I remember this. And I
was inside and I get a knock at the door,
Chess Day and Aarin, and I'm like, hey, hey, what

(01:11:44):
do you want to come out? And yeah, what do
you guys been doing?

Speaker 3 (01:11:46):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:11:46):
Nothing, nothing, really nothing. Cheney comes out with no shoes on. Right,
We make it three houses, take a ride on that
street and we're another house down. So we're four houses
out and a cop is driving down our street, driving, driving, driving,
sees us, slams on the brakes, slams it in reverse

(01:12:13):
down that road, down that road, and we are I'm
just getting out. I'd have no idea what's going on.
And we immediately over the chain link fence down into
the creek which is flooded. I mean it is raging
water down swim We're swimming in the water.

Speaker 4 (01:12:30):
That's oh, it was awesome. It was the most stress
I've ever felt to that point in my life.

Speaker 1 (01:12:35):
Oh, it was, yes. And then and then we get separated,
and I still have no idea what is going on.
And Cheney doesn't run because he doesn't have shoes on,
and the cops like, where'd they go? And he's like,
I don't know, I just got out. And he's like,
all right, I'm gonna go look for him, you know.
And I went farther down the creek. The other two
chess Day and Aaron, they went across the creek and

(01:12:57):
came out on the other side where Bakers used to live.
And I went all the way down to the end
where Aaron lived, came out of the creek and then
went hugging fences all the way back to our house.
Dridge went, I was out for twelve minutes, and I'm
like that tell me that cop wasn't trying to get us.

Speaker 4 (01:13:13):
I have I have like a memory of like seeing
the flash like move because he was running in the
creek with us, like it was about to happen.

Speaker 1 (01:13:19):
But he don't be wrong. He get in the water.
Question once the.

Speaker 4 (01:13:22):
Water happened, I don't know, and I don't remember the
the the chase was so big, it like whatever caused it,
I have no idea.

Speaker 2 (01:13:31):
I'll tell you one. We had all the we had
a party here with the adults.

Speaker 3 (01:13:36):
All your kids were around and everything. I know how to.

Speaker 2 (01:13:43):
Bright uh, just the crew, the crew. All sudden, we
haven't knocked at the door. I go answer the door
and it's two cops.

Speaker 3 (01:13:56):
Do you remember they?

Speaker 1 (01:13:58):
Yeah, I I we had gone. So what happen? And
everybody came in. Well, the kids went toilet papering, and
we toilet paper three houses in the neighborhood. One of
them we didn't even know. We just like, let's just
toile the paper to toilet paper because we were.

Speaker 2 (01:14:11):
The cops are therefore saying your kids are toilet papering houses.

Speaker 1 (01:14:16):
And we were hanging out those theres windows when they
were knocking on.

Speaker 2 (01:14:18):
The That's probably true. All of a sudden here comes
Doyle Valdez, President.

Speaker 1 (01:14:27):
President of the United States of America.

Speaker 3 (01:14:29):
Well, we don't need the full name whatever, christ oyl.

Speaker 1 (01:14:35):
And he had gone to high school with these got
two cops and he goes, I don't know, it's going
to be your kid, Yeah yeah, whatever would us hold?
People say, That's like there was one night it was
me and Josh and Aaron and his little brother, and
we were doing the fake fighting, doing the fake fighting,

(01:14:57):
doing the fake fighting. No one would stop. They had
a curfew. Aaron brother go home. Who shows up? Jennifer
and Kamika all right, let's do it. Do a couple
of cars. No one really cares. So we're sitting on
the curb over there in front of Cheney's and for

(01:15:18):
some reason, Kamiker Jennifer's like, we should dance the middle
of road for a car. So when a car's come
we start getting on. We just start acting like an idiot,
and all of a sudden it starts flying r and
we're like, what the hell, and so we run and
we get to the gate and we're trying to get
the gate open. Boom, spotlight wow, And I turned back

(01:15:38):
and it says police and we swing that gate open.
And at that point, for some reason, they were fixing
their fence in between the two houses, so the middle
fence was down. So we get to the gate and
I try to get the gate open, can't get over
it getting open, dive overhead first, scrape my stomach on
the top of the fence. Josh climbs or does it,

(01:15:59):
can't do it, does the same thing. Jennifer Kamika walk up,
open the gate, go through the gate and we run across,
and that's before the new neighborhood's built, and we run
into the woods and we're gonna just go to Kamika's house.
But there's one little spot where there's a dead end
that you have to get out of the woods, run across,
get back in. So I get out, run across, get

(01:16:19):
back in. Josh runs, gets out, runs across, and a
cop pulls in the dead end and I'm like, oh,
they're done. I'm leaving them, and I bail and I
go to Kamika's house and I'm in the backyard. Absolutely different.
Different at this point, you're I didn't leave. There's nothing
to what you could do, no point for me to
stay around. He couldn't yell and save Josh. Yeah, Josh

(01:16:42):
was already he was yeah, and they it was survival
of finish. Once you know the cops are there, you
got to go. And so I'm in her backyard and
I see a cop driving down the street, shining his light,
you turn, shining it on it like looking it's going slow.
Then I hear footsteps back by the back fence. I'm like,

(01:17:02):
all right, I'm busted. I'll just go give myself up,
and I walk Jennifer, Kmika and Josh and how did
you guys get out of there? And they're like, oh,
he just turned around and drove back out like he
just and never came in. And we get into Kamika's
house and we are covered in birds and stickers and
phone rings and it's Toolbox. Hey, the cops looking for you? Yeah, no,

(01:17:30):
bill light to me, all right, Yeah, get your ass home?

Speaker 2 (01:17:34):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:17:35):
Cool?

Speaker 3 (01:17:36):
So we hang up.

Speaker 1 (01:17:36):
We're about to walk out the door. Phone rings again. Hey,
you might want to wait, there's like eight cops. Wait
till they leave. Wait, wait till they leave and they
come home. That is awesome. It was great. It was fantastic,

(01:17:57):
such a great moment, like such a great Now, all right, Battersbox,
you want to talk about that, let's talk. I want
your You want sports?

Speaker 3 (01:18:06):
Right? I like sports?

Speaker 1 (01:18:08):
G five? Why is everybody so mad? They gotta quit complaining?

Speaker 3 (01:18:12):
G five?

Speaker 2 (01:18:13):
The power not being in the playoff it's stupid.

Speaker 1 (01:18:17):
What's stupid then being in them? Complaining? Okay, good? How
many freaking teams do you want to in?

Speaker 2 (01:18:23):
Do we need.

Speaker 1 (01:18:26):
The first eight teams?

Speaker 3 (01:18:27):
The SEC?

Speaker 1 (01:18:29):
I mean they need to come up with a formula.
And that's it. I don't care that James Madison whatever
the was called BCS though, and nobody liked that too much. Well,
let's go to the basketball.

Speaker 2 (01:18:44):
I take how many teams, sixty eight teams, and still
people bitch I should be in I.

Speaker 1 (01:18:52):
Got fours in my conference.

Speaker 3 (01:18:53):
It's listen, do you don't understand that this is part
of why people love sports? No as to argue, you
argue who's better, Who's who's better? Earlier Ariston living.

Speaker 2 (01:19:07):
Here in Austin, I laughed, because they're just saying, oh,
who had who carries the Big tens?

Speaker 1 (01:19:15):
I don't one of those teams. I don't want those.

Speaker 2 (01:19:18):
Fox Sports does Big.

Speaker 1 (01:19:20):
Ten, and oh they're just pumping up the Big ten.
They're not all that good.

Speaker 2 (01:19:24):
And I'm sitting there going, of course, you work for
ESPN and they do the SEC and I mean they're
not that.

Speaker 3 (01:19:30):
I mean it sounds like you guys want just a formula.
Everybody gets in and nobody talks about.

Speaker 2 (01:19:36):
That's how the NFL doesn't is anyone says all I
had the harder schedules, I should be Yes.

Speaker 3 (01:19:40):
They do, everybody I do.

Speaker 1 (01:19:44):
I'm not really it's not really an arguing point.

Speaker 3 (01:19:46):
By the way.

Speaker 1 (01:19:46):
Aren't you a Notre Dame fan? I am so what
did Notre Dame do in the playoffs and the bold
season this year?

Speaker 3 (01:19:52):
They didn't do anything?

Speaker 1 (01:19:53):
Well, see they care a lot. Then they took their
rocks and went home. They were want to be in there.
That's the biggest complainers of them all. How do you
defend your your childhood team.

Speaker 3 (01:20:05):
I don't know. I don't think they should have been
in but.

Speaker 1 (01:20:09):
You think they should be from the ball game at all?

Speaker 3 (01:20:11):
Yes, who cares? The ball games are meaningless.

Speaker 2 (01:20:14):
But they're going to be gone.

Speaker 1 (01:20:15):
Well that's true. But if you're not a senior, you
don't want to play in the bowl. Not if you're
going to the NFL.

Speaker 3 (01:20:21):
They're either transferring or.

Speaker 1 (01:20:25):
Notre Dame players they're going to the NFL. If you're
playing that they tell me an entire team of seniors entire.

Speaker 3 (01:20:31):
But if you even have twenty people either transfer or
go to the NFL like total not you.

Speaker 1 (01:20:37):
Know, it's okay. I'm surprised you're so know. It's a
lot about it to be done with. If you do
inn I l if you get money, they should put
it in your deal. You play in the bowl game. Boom,
that's why because you're getting what does the game matter?
You get millions of dollars for your school.

Speaker 3 (01:20:54):
Eliminate the ball games, but you get millions of dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:20:56):
For your school when you play games better for like
sixty or seventy years. What Yeah, but they're not doing
not matter that fast. It's gonna take it don't matter
right now, they kind of I get your don't matter,
but don't you want to get money for your school?
I want to play and win a bowl game? Why not?
Like if you play at Marshall. That's what you slag
is when these dumb ass teams like Marshall they opt out,

(01:21:19):
It's like what huh?

Speaker 3 (01:21:21):
Like who cares? Because they probably couldn't feel the team.

Speaker 1 (01:21:23):
That's that's the problem. The transfer window needs to be
a different time. Yes, and if you're gonna transfer, you'd
lose your inn il like in l I in IL
whatever the hell's called. They have to sign contracts so
you have to be here two years like it is
so stupid. Yes, they get one transfer, that is it?

Speaker 3 (01:21:40):
That is it?

Speaker 1 (01:21:40):
One transfer? You transfer one time?

Speaker 3 (01:21:42):
Why?

Speaker 1 (01:21:44):
I want to know why to Why can't I get
the most money for four years? I've only got four years,
maybe five. I get it, but let's they only have
four years.

Speaker 3 (01:21:49):
Why can't the majority the majority of these players aren't
going to the prize. Why would you not want them
to capitalize when they can.

Speaker 1 (01:21:56):
Let's say him a basketball football player.

Speaker 3 (01:21:57):
What does it matter to you?

Speaker 2 (01:21:59):
It does matter to me.

Speaker 3 (01:22:00):
Besides as a fan.

Speaker 1 (01:22:01):
It's like as a fan, it sucks. You have no
idea who's on your team? You're right or are you?
That's true, that's the price you pay. But the kids
will get the maxic do some.

Speaker 3 (01:22:11):
Red study it up. Follow your team. It's not hard.
It's in your hand.

Speaker 1 (01:22:16):
Is they're making so much money for the university that
they need to give no no, I understand, but it's
out of control. Yeah, and there's there's all this like
they say no tampering, but all these kids are on
other rosters and they're talking, their agents are talking to school.

Speaker 3 (01:22:30):
It's like it's it's not perfect. They need to fix it,
but it's better than it was.

Speaker 1 (01:22:34):
I mean, the Michigan quarterback got ten million dollars.

Speaker 3 (01:22:39):
Wow, it needs to be fixed.

Speaker 1 (01:22:41):
Good for him though he's making more than rookie quarterbacks
in the NFL.

Speaker 3 (01:22:45):
Needs to be fixed but it's better than before when
they weren't getting paid.

Speaker 1 (01:22:48):
It's new and maybe he's actually you get made with
your worst sometimes the worst worst defenders. Texas Tech. Yeah, hey, hey,
back off, now we're getting personal care. Now what is
your play am for Tech? Are you gonna watch it
with your tech people? Oh? Absolute, of course yes.

Speaker 2 (01:23:04):
I mean my addiction for tech is, don't you have
to go away in the backwoods to find people?

Speaker 1 (01:23:09):
What do you talk? What do you mean to fine?

Speaker 3 (01:23:10):
Are watch it at a bar people? Yeah, we're gonna
go bar.

Speaker 1 (01:23:14):
We kind of looked into the dream of going to
the Bowl games and it was a little unrealistic. Maybe
could have made no, no, no, you're going to the
alumni for Austin. Uh, there's one up north where there's
one south. That's so how early do you have to
get there? Because if it's gonna be alumni, it's a
love o'clock game. Let's say for the New Year's Eve.
I'm gonna get there about Yeah, it's a little I

(01:23:34):
wish it was late.

Speaker 4 (01:23:35):
Oh my god, I'm gonna get their nine thirty regardless
Texas Tech my predictions, I really believe I feel like
a cowboy fan, right now I think we're gonna we
got a real chance. And what we got a real
chance through this entire process. I don't know who I'm
really afraid of. Yes, it is good enough because it's balanced.

Speaker 1 (01:23:53):
We have a good quarterback, I mean, is the backup quarterback?
That's right, he's yeah, he's done, but he's ready. He's healthy.
Everyone's healthy.

Speaker 4 (01:24:04):
Or defense travels, by the way, and that probably matters
more in these bowl games because timing is offensive.

Speaker 1 (01:24:10):
Why why are we taking three weeks off him in
every game? Networks for that one, I'm so confirmable, like
they played the first games like two weeks ago, right, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:24:22):
It's TV show now and that's what that's what they're
probably for the NFL team. And then say, why we're
paying the bills? So defense travels, so watch out for
the Red Raiders.

Speaker 3 (01:24:34):
Good.

Speaker 1 (01:24:34):
We are absolutely in it. It's gonna be in it
for a while.

Speaker 3 (01:24:37):
I think it's wide open, man, I think a lot.

Speaker 1 (01:24:39):
About wide open.

Speaker 3 (01:24:40):
There's probably four teams, fourteen, top four.

Speaker 1 (01:24:43):
Who else? Who else you got for Ohio State, Ohio State, Tech, Georgia, Indiana, Indiana.
That's it?

Speaker 3 (01:24:51):
It sounds right Oregon, No.

Speaker 1 (01:24:55):
No chance, says Georgia, I said, Georgia, Oregon. When you
get physical, they can't play.

Speaker 4 (01:25:00):
I mean, I don't want to say, because that's how
you blows up on your face. But I mean, but
it's every year, every year like it.

Speaker 1 (01:25:06):
It's every year they're high flying then they run into
a physical team. It's like, well, guess what happens?

Speaker 4 (01:25:11):
Right Exactly, it's hard to get your time in right
after being sitting on you know, your ass for two weeks.

Speaker 1 (01:25:16):
But you you freaking jam them at the line. Everything's
thrown off. They're all about speed, They're built on speed.

Speaker 3 (01:25:23):
Right. Have you watched them this year?

Speaker 1 (01:25:25):
I've watched them a little bit and they weren't that good.

Speaker 2 (01:25:27):
Okay, right, but Texas didn't James Madison score thirty six?

Speaker 3 (01:25:31):
Yeah, after they were up by like fifty.

Speaker 1 (01:25:33):
There's no don't. I like, their first team was still
in the field, care their defenders were still in the field.

Speaker 2 (01:25:37):
James Madison should shouldn't score thirty six?

Speaker 1 (01:25:40):
Yeah, because they're G five. I mean, what was more
exciting to watch James Madison or Texas A and.

Speaker 3 (01:25:45):
M Exactly, this snooze says, yeah, they're.

Speaker 1 (01:25:50):
Both bad, but I'd rather like the drama I'd rather.

Speaker 2 (01:25:54):
Watch scoring than good God.

Speaker 3 (01:25:56):
I'd watch it.

Speaker 1 (01:25:57):
I'd rather watch a good game, No, a good game,
but I don't think a terrible offense.

Speaker 3 (01:26:01):
Right, I understand that they were great on defense. So
you'd rather watch someone get beat by thirty.

Speaker 1 (01:26:08):
They didn't get beat by thirty. They covered. They lost
by nineteen back door cover.

Speaker 3 (01:26:13):
Yes, yeah, hey, so they were down by put.

Speaker 1 (01:26:16):
Up five hundred yards offense.

Speaker 3 (01:26:18):
Yeah, we didn't know that.

Speaker 1 (01:26:19):
Dang five hundred yards off even better about New Year's Day?

Speaker 3 (01:26:22):
All right? So you would rather watch a team getting
beat by three scorers at least the whole game, than
an actual one score game going to overtime, even if
it's about it, If.

Speaker 1 (01:26:31):
It's well played, I I'll watch the close. So do
you think the game with why watching.

Speaker 3 (01:26:37):
Down three scores is well played?

Speaker 1 (01:26:39):
I'll be honest. I didn't watch any of them.

Speaker 2 (01:26:41):
I didn't.

Speaker 3 (01:26:41):
Of course you didn't. You don't watch football.

Speaker 1 (01:26:43):
We'll take a break, we'll be right back. Batters Box
is so mad at me. Yeah it's cool.

Speaker 3 (01:26:49):
No, no, no, But I also think that they need
to pick the G five need to be out why.

Speaker 1 (01:26:54):
Why Joe Way, No way, Battersbox, Sorry, go look at
the games last year? Who got blown out? Who the
Power fives?

Speaker 3 (01:27:03):
What against other power fives? Yeah, okay, or the Power
four whatever?

Speaker 1 (01:27:07):
So what why? Why is it? Why is it okay
for the the the Power four whatever they are, power five?
Why is it okay for them to get blown out?
But once a smaller school gets blown out, kick them out,
kick them out?

Speaker 3 (01:27:19):
Why don't we kick out there and they're going to compete?
Tell that the boys to state that was a different time.

Speaker 1 (01:27:23):
No, it's not, Yes it is.

Speaker 3 (01:27:25):
Guess what what year was that?

Speaker 2 (01:27:26):
I got a question those players, if it's a different time,
when was the last time Indiana was good?

Speaker 1 (01:27:33):
That's a great point.

Speaker 3 (01:27:34):
But they're not.

Speaker 1 (01:27:34):
They're not there. You know, Actually, go look at their roster.
They're all James Madison players exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:27:42):
That means anybody that's good on the G five teams
now is going to get bought and they are going
to a Power five school.

Speaker 1 (01:27:49):
Right.

Speaker 3 (01:27:49):
But if if if those back then Boise had like
fifteen players get drafted the NFL in today's world, they
would not be on boys, right.

Speaker 1 (01:27:57):
But guess what, everybody, James Madison, guess what, everybody's going
to get their players because they want them to come
to their school. But if they're not good enough to compete,
they shouldn't be in the playoff. Because they're not good
enough to compete, why are people going and get them
to come join their team.

Speaker 3 (01:28:09):
There's individual, very good individual players that could be placed
in the right situation, but as a team, they're not
going to compete with.

Speaker 1 (01:28:17):
So you would rather say, oh my god, you'd rather
see the fourth team from the SEC, who is just average?

Speaker 3 (01:28:23):
I mean, how we are the fourth best team in
the SEC?

Speaker 1 (01:28:26):
Texas?

Speaker 2 (01:28:28):
I mean Mississippi I guess they're in.

Speaker 1 (01:28:30):
I mean you want Texas to get in the fifth
from the SEC, who had needed a miracle to beat
Mississippi State.

Speaker 3 (01:28:38):
Texas entertaining then tu Lane.

Speaker 1 (01:28:42):
Right and Notreeday'd probably been more entertaining.

Speaker 3 (01:28:44):
Exactly what is entertaining? What's entertainment a good game?

Speaker 1 (01:28:51):
What? What has Texas done that is so entertaining? On them?

Speaker 4 (01:28:54):
Arguing for Texas here, I'm not saying that, yeah, but
they would have been a more entertaining game to watch.

Speaker 1 (01:28:58):
It have had a little bit more.

Speaker 4 (01:28:59):
Gent know, just because they did cut the blowouts last year,
which ones the first round with the all the bye.

Speaker 2 (01:29:08):
Week teams got one.

Speaker 1 (01:29:10):
I don't know. I can't, but sometimes it's just like
a boxing match, and sometimes when it's a Marquis versus Marquis,
it is going to be ordertating. And they do probably
have the horses to run because they are Texas. They
are Notre Dame in a way. That too, Lane, Why
just like I don't hate the G five, but I
get the point at the very.

Speaker 3 (01:29:30):
Least, like have why can't they have their own playoff bracket?
I mean, what would be awesome is if they had
their playoff bracket and you go soccer. Oh god, I'm
talking soccerre we go, yeah, bring it all back. Allegationation
like the bottom go to the G five.

Speaker 1 (01:29:47):
I would love go up.

Speaker 3 (01:29:48):
That would be incredible.

Speaker 1 (01:29:49):
But they won't do it here.

Speaker 3 (01:29:50):
They won't do it. It's just my dream.

Speaker 1 (01:29:51):
The twenty semi final games and the four team era,
the four team playoff era or not in that era. No, no,
just listen the average margin of it. He was seventeen
point nine points. And you guys are like, oh my god,
we got to have competitive games now. Of the four
college football playoff first round games last year, the average
margin of victory. You're ready for guys because we can't

(01:30:13):
have G five because they can't compete. Was nineteen point
three points? God, put those put those powerhouses in because
they are competitive. The backdoor cover is no, No, these
are last year. These are not power five teams. Sorry, sorry,
these are teams that you guys won in the SMUs.

Speaker 3 (01:30:28):
The it should go to sixteen, sixteen teen.

Speaker 1 (01:30:32):
Hey, Notre Dame in Texican left out again? No, twenty four,
twenty four we gonna get him in that gape. Yeah,
that's not I mean that's how it works.

Speaker 3 (01:30:41):
No, it should be sixteen.

Speaker 1 (01:30:42):
No, buys, back to my day in basketball, we're in,
oh god, thirty two.

Speaker 2 (01:30:50):
That's it?

Speaker 3 (01:30:53):
Is it bad now? With sixty four?

Speaker 1 (01:30:55):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:30:57):
But if they.

Speaker 1 (01:30:57):
Expanded, it's gonna be even stupider. It's more like the
regular season right now. It's getting more and more worthless.
It's not Yeah, I get your point, it's getting to
become worthless.

Speaker 3 (01:31:09):
That's the missed how worthless is true?

Speaker 4 (01:31:12):
But I still think it's more one one game you
lost to the regular season, you were out, Yes, but
why is that good?

Speaker 1 (01:31:20):
I think you're right, we needed to kind of recalibrate
that a little bit. So how many would you like him.
I like where it's at. It's not perfect by.

Speaker 2 (01:31:31):
The only problem is you need to do away with
a committee. It should all be mathematically.

Speaker 1 (01:31:37):
By But now we're trusted AI. It's so hard with
the schedules and like we don't do AI on this show.

Speaker 3 (01:31:46):
We have played like opponents. Then it's just weird.

Speaker 2 (01:31:51):
Well, they it won't happen until there's a a central
schedule or that can sort of balancing. But it's I
don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:32:00):
There's way too many college teams, way too many to
have a balance schedule. Like you can't like the NFL,
you limited there's thirty two teams, but there's only thirty
you know what I mean. You can at least play
like the same people in your division play that division
in college. Yes, there's how about.

Speaker 3 (01:32:21):
Team three hundred teams the four powerful conferences and then
they do the G five's they play each other. No,
so you don't have suit So you don't have Alabama's
playing freaking little sisters of the poor, you know the
how the SEC likes to do.

Speaker 1 (01:32:35):
But that's what I'm saying. So then we go through
the SEC schedule and then five we get out of
sixteen teams, we get five from the SEC. How what
what's the point? Seasons? So stupid? No, but you have
four conferences, right, so five from the SEC, five from
the Big ten. That's ten, then three from the SEC
and three from the Big twelve. Yeah, wow, what a

(01:32:56):
fun playoff?

Speaker 3 (01:32:56):
Man.

Speaker 1 (01:32:57):
Let me get Oklahoma State in there, who went eight five?
That's a great I.

Speaker 3 (01:33:02):
Mean you're just, oh, you're exaggerating eight and five? Are
you kidding?

Speaker 2 (01:33:06):
I don't think they're that good?

Speaker 1 (01:33:08):
Well, I mean, I'm I'm saying like, it just gets
ridiculous when we're going to the FIT. It's sort of
like the NCAA twenty.

Speaker 3 (01:33:14):
Think it's ridiculous that you have a playoff of the
twelve best teams and the number twenty, Well, who's the team.

Speaker 1 (01:33:20):
Makes it that makes that committee can decide the twelve
best teams?

Speaker 3 (01:33:24):
You think they really because.

Speaker 1 (01:33:25):
They don't even watch the games? Yeah, I mean, how
of them don't watch the games?

Speaker 3 (01:33:28):
And I'm not arguing against you, I just don't know
how you feel out.

Speaker 1 (01:33:30):
That sounds like it damn it and go to your room.
At the very least, what about preseason rankings? Get rid
of those two agree, because that is just absolute horse craft. Yes,
because the team starts at number five, they lose three games,
it's like, oh they were number five, they're only number twenty.
Only that reputation. Yep. If if Indiana loses, they'll drop

(01:33:56):
twenty places.

Speaker 3 (01:33:57):
If Texas loses, oh probably an exacts.

Speaker 1 (01:34:03):
But reputation. Big schools don't drop.

Speaker 3 (01:34:05):
As much as agree. You know what was I gonna say?

Speaker 4 (01:34:10):
The average person who's not really paying attention needs the
rankings to kind of know what the the land is
that the preseason just so the week one you like,
you still don't understand?

Speaker 3 (01:34:21):
Yeah, like arguing is is good? The product?

Speaker 1 (01:34:25):
Can I tell you the whole point of this?

Speaker 3 (01:34:27):
Though?

Speaker 1 (01:34:27):
It's money money money, It's a TV show, so they
don't care. They want they want arguing. But that's and
that's what I have a problem with n c W
A tournament for basketball. I would rather see the small
school It's a two parter.

Speaker 2 (01:34:43):
My god, I need it.

Speaker 3 (01:34:45):
What do you need?

Speaker 1 (01:34:46):
You need a cigarette?

Speaker 3 (01:34:49):
They cannot allow to G five teams in, so they can.

Speaker 1 (01:34:53):
Put five SEC teams in, but they can't put two
G five.

Speaker 3 (01:34:57):
They can put actually the best teams in. I don't
care if they're five years whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:35:02):
I want to go to a different subject. We talked
about it earlier.

Speaker 1 (01:35:06):
All Right, we'll take a break and we'll come back
and we'll hear all about your Your subject is around Rob. Yeah,
you're right, we'll be right back. We're never gonna solve it.
We're never Yeah, we're never gonna agree. So let's talk
about the subject. You want to talk about? Matters box,
no toolbox? Whoa, sorry, I'm the good looking one. Sorry?
What what is this? What's the subject? Earlier we were

(01:35:28):
talking about what the hell did you just burpen the mic?
Then you can lower it one time. You don't have
the mic in front of yours when you burn. But okay,
go ahead.

Speaker 2 (01:35:40):
We were talking about radio radio shows, sports radio shows,
the worst one.

Speaker 1 (01:35:47):
And what is it?

Speaker 2 (01:35:48):
Well, I've got a couple of it, but I can't
come up with the goddamn.

Speaker 3 (01:35:52):
Guys, this is riveting. Hold On, isn't the one I
was talking about? One of them is Paul? Fine? Guy?

Speaker 1 (01:36:00):
That's oh my god? Whoever?

Speaker 2 (01:36:02):
I have no idea why anyone listened to that.

Speaker 1 (01:36:07):
I've never listened, so I don't really it's it's not
on the radio at my Nashville Like Daddy, we don't
have that on the radio either. But I know that
Paul Finebaum was on TV but I and i'd see
it every once in a while. But I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:36:21):
That's his I think he does TV and radio. Well
he's all of a sudden on whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:36:28):
Yeah, yeah, he's on the big I'm where he got
his start was Alabama.

Speaker 3 (01:36:35):
I've heard the radio show, and I agree with you.
It's unlistenable.

Speaker 1 (01:36:39):
What what is I don't understand.

Speaker 4 (01:36:41):
I don't listen either. I know the guy and he
probably is irritating, but but I do I can see
him being irritating. But he's irritating. But why is he irritating? Well,
not necessarily him, well, he but his callers. You need
a dictionary to figure out what they're saying.

Speaker 1 (01:37:01):
A dictionary.

Speaker 3 (01:37:02):
I'm just well, I watched that and I think, how
the hell, how how can we not come up with
this crap and be rich like that?

Speaker 2 (01:37:10):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:37:11):
He literally takes calls, they talk, you can't understand it,
and then he pauses and then it's like, okay, next
collar he doesn't really talk.

Speaker 1 (01:37:20):
It's crazy, okay, but yeah, back, I mean the crazy
what's the other one? He may run for a Senate
it's like, oh my god. Well I thought that's what
Bruce Pearl. I thought that's why he quit. I thought
he was going to run for office, and then he
didn't run. I don't understand why he just quit. Was
that just his way of getting his son the head
coaching job at Probably it's sort of like Bobby Knight

(01:37:40):
got pat Knight over attack.

Speaker 3 (01:37:44):
What is his saying? His he brought all this, like
two of his sons to North Carolina.

Speaker 1 (01:37:48):
Well, they were in New England too, weren't they. And
then now they got Bobby Patrino. They're gonna be good.

Speaker 3 (01:37:54):
Who they need some players to get good?

Speaker 1 (01:37:58):
No, I agree with that.

Speaker 3 (01:38:00):
I can't do it. They'll be better, really, I mean
better than they were this year. Well, hell, it's hard
to be. I was gonna say, what terrific? Terrible?

Speaker 2 (01:38:10):
Yeah, and I just checked doesn't give a rats behind? Ye?

Speaker 1 (01:38:18):
I mean, good gosh, how does he do it? I mean,
I don't understand how does he do He has so
much dam money, that's money you can do anything. He
stole over away from or she left another rich. I
mean she just travels the rich. I get it, but whatever, man, like,
I don't know how you do that, Like, how do
you handle your coach pulling the hottest chick on the

(01:38:39):
whole team, Like you're like, damn, man, coach, how'd you
do that? You know the football play and they know
how he did it, but they can't. That's an ego
hurt for the football better. She may be dumb as
a post.

Speaker 3 (01:38:52):
I'm sure he doesn't either.

Speaker 1 (01:38:56):
Well after okay whatever, after a one night You're right,
who gives a ship? If they hang around and they're
dumb as a post, it's gets old real quick.

Speaker 3 (01:39:08):
Yeah. No, I mean I feel like if they're they're
probably not hanging around like they're going to.

Speaker 1 (01:39:13):
He was going to cheerleadingship. I wouldn't go to my
own kids cheerleading. Hey, man, if that's the if that's
the price for entry, then it's just relationship.

Speaker 3 (01:39:29):
That's what she's like, Hey, okay, hey, if you want this,
you got to come to my cheerleading meets.

Speaker 1 (01:39:35):
When it goes on for long as long as it has,
I start to think, like I literally think elder abuse,
Like I think he's not all there, Like if we
give him a psych emau, he might have lost that.
It isn't doesn't matter that I'm telling you how long
has it been? You think then over a year over year?

Speaker 3 (01:39:55):
I think the same thing, because just the story is
about like other stuff football related is it's very weird,
like he won't let any Patriots scouts in his building,
Like what is going on?

Speaker 1 (01:40:08):
He lets her come to practice?

Speaker 3 (01:40:10):
Who because because they're a mean him? He won't have
any of his players have contact with the Patriots.

Speaker 1 (01:40:18):
It's weird.

Speaker 3 (01:40:18):
He lost it.

Speaker 1 (01:40:19):
All his assistants are his kids.

Speaker 3 (01:40:22):
It's like, yes, that's all I'm saying you guys.

Speaker 1 (01:40:28):
I'm like Bill, good God.

Speaker 3 (01:40:31):
It's like his kids and his best friends or whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:40:34):
It's I at his age. I don't know why.

Speaker 3 (01:40:41):
What else are you talking about?

Speaker 1 (01:40:43):
So I want to talk about, like esday, how much
football do you watch? How much football? Probably? I don't
want to say it, for a Joe two and a
half games a week, probably Monday and Sunday and then
the Cowboys, so probably three, but not much more.

Speaker 3 (01:41:00):
That's good.

Speaker 1 (01:41:00):
This dude gets so mad at me.

Speaker 3 (01:41:02):
He doesn't watch any game, and he watches some games.

Speaker 1 (01:41:06):
Some you don't watch Monday night football, No I do.

Speaker 3 (01:41:09):
That's one game.

Speaker 1 (01:41:10):
Sunday night football sometimes Thursday Night football sometimes that sometimes
you mean, you know, it's whenever the rams were playing
whoever they were playing the I don't know Ramseyhawks Hawks.
He texted me, He's like, oh my god, what the games.
I didn't see it, man, I'm watching the season finale Survivor.

Speaker 3 (01:41:29):
I'm watching sixteen and pregnant.

Speaker 1 (01:41:30):
Nope, I said season finale Survivor, because.

Speaker 3 (01:41:33):
I'm watching Survivor over that game.

Speaker 1 (01:41:36):
What he already had recorded, right, But guess what?

Speaker 3 (01:41:41):
Guess what.

Speaker 1 (01:41:41):
We were leaving out of town the next day, so
I wanted to watch it before we went on vacation
for Christmas because that was the only time we're gonna
have to watch it. It's a show my wife and
I watched together, so if we had to wait as that,
if we wait for two weeks, we may know who
wins by that two weeks and that would rule and everything.

Speaker 3 (01:42:00):
So it was the next night, I watch it on
your computer.

Speaker 1 (01:42:04):
But here's the thing, though, Like I watch it, but
I watch it sometimes in the background. I'm doing other things.
It's there to n out, but I'm not locked into
every game. I feel like I'm a little bit more
lunches side of the table.

Speaker 3 (01:42:16):
Every game I'm saying big game, Bears game, doesn't even.

Speaker 1 (01:42:20):
Watch I don't have not all the Bears games are
on my TV. Okay, that's that's not the you should
have all the Bears games. I'm just saying, yeah, but
when you're when you're watching, I can't watch. I don't know. Well,
I do feel like there's a different theory here. You're
a hardcore though. Batter's Box are pretty hardcore about that. Though.

(01:42:40):
It gets really mad at me, like, I can't believe
you didn't watch it. I'm like Thursday at football. It
was supposed to be a big game, right, but how
do you know it's gonna turn out to be a
good game? So if I if I watch it and
it's like a dud, oh.

Speaker 3 (01:42:51):
Then you can turn it.

Speaker 1 (01:42:52):
You turn it, yeah, but you definitely won't know if
you don't even watch it. Well, okay, and then he's
mad at me, I didn't watch the Do you do you?
Did you see that?

Speaker 3 (01:43:02):
You run a sports podcast?

Speaker 1 (01:43:04):
How do you run a sports content more a lifestyle
if you don't watch sports but for fantasy reasons or
not watching it just playing Devil's Advocate And I watched some,
okay some, but.

Speaker 3 (01:43:14):
The last three weeks, he's watched next to nothing.

Speaker 1 (01:43:17):
Then it was like the A and M game.

Speaker 3 (01:43:19):
He was mad at me that.

Speaker 1 (01:43:21):
You told me said three and a half games. I know,
I'm trying to cut you off because I told you
I don't watch as much football as I used to
a franchise. Okay, at the same I think he's talking
two stories here, right, And that's my problem is which
was that? Well, it's like the Friday night was it
was A and M and Miami that Friday night? No

(01:43:42):
Alabama Oklahoma they were they played on a Friday night, right,
the playoff? The college football playoff?

Speaker 3 (01:43:47):
I don't remember.

Speaker 1 (01:43:48):
Yeah, And he hits me, he's like, oh my god,
did you see that game? How did Oklahoma choke that away?
And I'm like, did I say that for that game?
And I said they were up seventeen nothing, he said,
and they lost. I was like, I didn't see it.

Speaker 2 (01:43:58):
I think he just watches the scores and he's how
did you not know that?

Speaker 1 (01:44:01):
How did you not watch it? And I'm like, well,
I was at the neighborhood Christmas party. You didn't at
least have it up on your phone. Well, I can't
walk around the Christmas party with my phone out watching
the game. Hey, how's it going? Like, like, what it's
got weird? I can't do it. I get it, I
get it. Nobody there was watching it?

Speaker 3 (01:44:18):
What kind of people?

Speaker 1 (01:44:20):
It was a neighborhood Christmas party?

Speaker 3 (01:44:24):
Don't quarter TV or something like, who are these people
you're committing?

Speaker 1 (01:44:28):
I hate tell you. It was a house that was
what day of the week is it Friday night? What
game is on? Alabama Oklahoma players? That's okay, some not.
Everyone's into that.

Speaker 3 (01:44:37):
Chooses the people you hang around with better, apparently.

Speaker 1 (01:44:39):
What's everybody in my day? It's not necessarily people that
I hung out with. It's just people in the neighborhood.
It's the neighborhood party is a fundraiser for the neighborhood.

Speaker 3 (01:44:46):
Like, how many dudes were there?

Speaker 4 (01:44:47):
I'm telling you that the Yeah, the viewing isn't what
you think it is. I really don't think they watched
as much sports and they used to.

Speaker 1 (01:44:54):
And then he gets mad at me because the Bears
and Packers were playing on Saturday.

Speaker 3 (01:45:00):
His whole season's on the line and his favorite always
not on my line, and I at that time it was.

Speaker 1 (01:45:08):
It was what two weeks a week ago we can have.
I don't know what week it was, and we drove.
We drove ten hours because we're driving Austin. We stopped
to get a hotel. We were going to try to
power through the whole way, and I was like, I'm
gonna miss the game. Then we get to the hotel
and I'm like, oh, I'll turn on the game now
that we're the hotel. The hotel doesn't have Fox.

Speaker 2 (01:45:28):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:45:29):
So okay, so I went to bed.

Speaker 3 (01:45:32):
You have a smartphone, but what I'm saying, you can
figure out how to watch it, don't.

Speaker 1 (01:45:37):
I don't know about that. I can only try so hard.
I'm not going to use the phone for too much too,
I'm not. I'm just why I said, I'm a little
bit more on team lunchboxes. I'm not watching it. I've
never watched a football game on my cell phone, right man.
That was like, Oh my gosh, have you toolbox.

Speaker 2 (01:45:53):
I don't think mine will get it. I don't.

Speaker 1 (01:45:56):
He's like, I'm like, oh, I'm at a kid's birth,
you know, at a kid's game. Well, why do you
have it on your your phone?

Speaker 3 (01:46:02):
Well, and I'm not saying I'm watching it like this,
but I'll have it in my pocket with the like
listen to the listen to it on the radio. I
can hear the play by play at least.

Speaker 1 (01:46:12):
Right that that's just another But on that Saturday, I
went to bed and I guess it was a great game.
We won an overtime, Go Bears. And he was like, wow,
guess Caleb doesn't have it. Then a miss phone call.
Then ah, you didn't watch it. I don't know who
you are.

Speaker 2 (01:46:27):
I'll tell you what because Sports Center has ruined me
because who watches sports?

Speaker 1 (01:46:35):
Well, I don't watch, but I get the scores and yeah,
I'm just like, I actually call it this morning, dude.
It wasn't that bad.

Speaker 3 (01:46:39):
Dude.

Speaker 1 (01:46:40):
They were interviewing wrestlers. Other time they wrestling match going
to but just just in the one in the background.

Speaker 3 (01:46:49):
You know, they don't have to be like it's literally.

Speaker 2 (01:46:53):
I will admit. I don't just sit and watch games
sports I'm doing.

Speaker 3 (01:46:58):
You know what, you don't watch anything?

Speaker 1 (01:47:00):
No, you're right, but Bank Theory. I watched that. Oh
that's terrible. Oh my god, do you watch bank Theory?

Speaker 3 (01:47:07):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:47:08):
I'm sure, what do you what do you watch? Watch
on HBO? But I don't even watch that much And
that show over Yeah, hey, but living syndication for it? Yeah,
Like what's on HBO that you watch? Do you watch Hacks? No?

Speaker 3 (01:47:21):
What you don't want?

Speaker 1 (01:47:22):
That's good, that's a good show. They were when I
went to l A. They were filming Hacks in my
real hotel.

Speaker 3 (01:47:29):
Yeah. Just a little House of the Dragon get Absolutely
House of the Dragons.

Speaker 1 (01:47:34):
Absolutely, House of the Dragons for sure.

Speaker 3 (01:47:36):
Yeah, near it.

Speaker 1 (01:47:37):
I can't wait.

Speaker 3 (01:47:38):
It's the prequel to I remember.

Speaker 4 (01:47:41):
I remember when I was living with lunch Box at
the time and he came home early and I literally
ran to the TV because I was watching Game of
thrown it off embarrassed it was ahead of his time, Bro,
what this is way early?

Speaker 1 (01:47:57):
He turned it off before embarrassed judgment due at that
time because I'm good with TV shows. I was like,
I can't believe or not I was early. I could
believe it, don't be wrong. I'm die hard all about
Like the dragon is a sorcery when my when my
thing back the I have a wife that doesn't like

(01:48:18):
to feel. She doesn't want to watch shows that make
her feel. So it's hard to watch a lot of
shows right because it's just too taxing. And yes, too emotional. Yeah,
she deals with enough motion with three kids and trying
to deal with life that when she watches TV, she
doesn't want can you be over.

Speaker 2 (01:48:35):
Kids?

Speaker 1 (01:48:36):
But we don't want kids.

Speaker 3 (01:48:39):
But what kind of does she watched?

Speaker 1 (01:48:42):
You go through? Scary? No, she doesn't watch.

Speaker 3 (01:48:44):
Scary scary trauma, comedy.

Speaker 1 (01:48:48):
She'll watched comedy. She she can laugh, Okay, and that's it.
What kind of emotion for you?

Speaker 2 (01:48:53):
Every day is about your kids?

Speaker 1 (01:48:56):
I don't know if it's about her kids. It's just
she does want to when she watches TV to escape,
and so she don't want to get Sometimes you don't
want heavy stuff. The only thing I want is comedy, right,
you don't want heavy stuff?

Speaker 3 (01:49:07):
What do you have to watch?

Speaker 2 (01:49:08):
Heavy one I told you about? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:49:11):
No, do not watch that? Watching the one about the schools?
That one's not watch?

Speaker 2 (01:49:15):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:49:15):
No, no, what?

Speaker 3 (01:49:17):
I got a list? What I'll send it to you.

Speaker 1 (01:49:22):
No.

Speaker 3 (01:49:22):
I have a question. Are you gonna watch the Bears
game this weekend?

Speaker 2 (01:49:25):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:49:25):
Yeah? Nin Are you sure I gave? I gave?

Speaker 3 (01:49:29):
I gave a.

Speaker 1 (01:49:31):
Christmas.

Speaker 3 (01:49:31):
There's no survivor sixteen pregnant recording or anything else that's
gonna prevent you.

Speaker 1 (01:49:40):
Well, now that. I know it's at seven o'clock at night.
I can watch it because I'm playing golf with Garrett,
Greg and Jacob. But I forgot about that. So sorry
about this.

Speaker 3 (01:49:47):
It's never an issue for me. Yes, I can get
that invite.

Speaker 1 (01:49:50):
I should have set that up. Should have set that up.
We're gonna take one last break, and you got closing statements.
Oh my god, say goodbye. We'll be right back.

Speaker 2 (01:49:58):
Is how long has it been?

Speaker 3 (01:50:00):
Two hours?

Speaker 1 (01:50:02):
What you hold on the last time we did it,
you talked about how man, I don't know why they
complain is so long? It just goes by so quick.
It's so fun. It's God.

Speaker 3 (01:50:12):
Full circle.

Speaker 1 (01:50:14):
All right. Anything you want to say, tell.

Speaker 3 (01:50:15):
You wiping your head doing this? I did not, Yes
you did. You may not have known you did it,
but you did. You wiped her for it. You went
like this like thirty seconds ago.

Speaker 1 (01:50:27):
You got anything you want to say before you go.

Speaker 4 (01:50:31):
I got one thing to say. It's wreckham Tech. If
you're a betting man, I like the odds for us
to win it all red red Nation.

Speaker 1 (01:50:39):
We're going to be around for a while. Thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:50:43):
As long as you got that guy, that oil guy.

Speaker 1 (01:50:45):
Yeah, I mean Yeah, we're gonna be around for a while.
He's going on the softball team, I.

Speaker 3 (01:50:50):
Mean his wife atball team. Bang. Oh yeah, every championship,
World Series.

Speaker 1 (01:50:56):
Yeah, it's gonna be five years. Oh but they made
I don't know, I'm gonna feel that they bought that
Stanford picture and their golden yeah sign by anybody. We
just signed them.

Speaker 3 (01:51:15):
Maybe Texas, I mean the Ohio States. Time everybody buys people.

Speaker 1 (01:51:21):
It's just a joke. You gotta buy the Ray buys hookers.

Speaker 3 (01:51:25):
I mean, I mean, lord, you gotta buy the right ones.

Speaker 1 (01:51:28):
Texas is in there, and that's true.

Speaker 3 (01:51:30):
Actually it was Texas. They wanted it so soft.

Speaker 1 (01:51:33):
Yeah, but like like, yeah, you do have to buy
the right people. You can spend all you want, but
doesn't mean you're gonna win.

Speaker 3 (01:51:39):
Coaching.

Speaker 2 (01:51:40):
Were the leaders there to you when what's his name
was there that when they Jimbo? Yeah, I mean they
were one of the high They were horrible.

Speaker 3 (01:51:49):
You need good coaching.

Speaker 1 (01:51:50):
Well, I just want to say things. It is always
my favorite podcast of the year. Whenever we get to
do it, I appreciate it. No, I'm not gonna cry.
I don't cry.

Speaker 3 (01:51:58):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:51:59):
Yeah, I don't know what you got yeah, No, it's great,
so much fun.

Speaker 3 (01:52:04):
But apparently you do lie.

Speaker 1 (01:52:06):
Oh whoa mm hmm shouts at the very end, can
we say good game? Did we Did it shape up
for you? Was it okay to the end? I mean,
was it not boring? I wanted to know who this
new guy is I got there. I mean, you talked
a lot that you were on, you brought it, you
listened to race criticism before.

Speaker 3 (01:52:32):
I believe the Niners beat those Bears, and I hope
that I hang on in fantasy this weekend at three championships.

Speaker 2 (01:52:42):
Come on, I just appreciate the invite, having family, great time,
great kids. I don't have any energy that it's crazy
down there, as you could hear by the door knocking.

Speaker 1 (01:52:57):
I think they all left to worry. That I mean,
for the first hour they did, and now they've left. No,
I think they left, like left the house like they
left like I think, uh batter's boxes on his own
to get home.

Speaker 3 (01:53:08):
I'm a little worried because my life said an hour, and.

Speaker 1 (01:53:11):
It's one hour, fifty three minutes, twelve seconds. Oh sore losers.
Nation appreciate it, hopefully, if any I hope everyone had
a merry Christmas. Do you think anybody listens to the
whole pod?

Speaker 3 (01:53:21):
No chance, there's no chance all the way through, first time,
no way, no way, no time. Multi party, right, yeah, multipartyer.

Speaker 2 (01:53:28):
All right, well it took us three days to record
all this.

Speaker 1 (01:53:31):
Yeah, you want to buzz, you want to buzz out? Ah,
not bad, not bad? All right, let's get out of here.

Speaker 3 (01:53:40):
What a big baby.

Speaker 1 (01:53:42):
God, you're such a baby. Oh okay, you do stink.
Good job whatever your name, your knee, the game that
I know you could have stood up. Don't get a cigarette,
I got it, all right, Come on now,

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