May 6, 2026 • 56 mins
In this episode Ray and BAE head to Charleston for a little 3 day vacations and we here all the stories from the trip. How many reality stars did Ray end up hanging out with? Did Ray and Bae stick to their rule of not wasting any alcohol? Also Lunchbox drops in some more stories from Austin including the drunk lady on the plane and Ray was almost not let on the plane thanks to all the expresso martinis he was drinking. The Spurs lost the Timberwolves in the NBA Playoffs so there is no need to talk about it.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Welcome in, guys, Welcome to Charleston, South Carolina.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
What the low country you see? Ay? Over theres we're
a quartas are those are the plantation? Ah?
Speaker 1 (00:13):
They talk like that. That sounds like ed o'zereon. No,
they're all fancy that. Oh, welcome to Southern charm man.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
They dress weird there for sure, though. I gotta give
you that they dress up nice, right. I mean you
wouldn't fit in me. Their hoodies, hats, even just to
night out. So women can wear They can get away
with wearing big flowers on a dress. Looks ridiculous there,
it's normal. So think of something that a fifty five
year old woman wears Somewhere there thirty year old wears it. Huh.
(00:49):
Is it a lot of khaki pants for the dudes yep?
And polos loafers yep.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
So they all look like frat daddies.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
They do. But then the girls don't necessarily go high skirts,
not that I was looking. There's more of the florals
and like linens. Huh. Like the women we were walking
behind for like five blocks because they were walking so
slow and it's cobblestone, they were wearing big flowery dresses.
It was a Thursday night, mind you, and sweater throw over.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Their shoulders, so you're talking about okay.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
I mean we're just rocking jeans and you know, just
like a nice shirt so they know you're not from there.
It's it's obvious that I got the Detroit hat on,
you know.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
I mean, do a lot of people wear hats or
is it more just showing the hair off.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
I don't think hats aren't allowed, so I just show
the hair off.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Yeah, they were in places. You can't wear basketball shoes.
You can't wear hats, you can't wear shorts, you can't
wear jerseys.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
You can't wear like tennis shoes.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Can't wear dew rags, you can't wear basketball shoes, shoes
you actually played basketball.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
In So I couldn't wear Jordan's. No, you can wear
they're like dressy cool.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
I mean I don't have any, but I know people
wear them with outfits, like as a nice cool shoe. Yeah,
not that, no sunglasses indoors. They're just trying to keep out.
I don't know, God I do. I don't think they
saw a cop in four days. They're just trying to
keep out people getting mad at each other and maybe
somebody's offended by a hat or something.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Oh yeah, those shoes, man, you wearing those shoes. While
you wearing those shoes, Those shoes are ugly. Let's go outside. Oh,
I totally get why they keep.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Them out, like, Oh, is that Timberwolves? No, it's Spurs, man,
it should be Timberwolves.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Unnecessary, unnecessary shot taken. I mean we're talking about Charleston.
We're not stalking about how I stayed up till eleven
thirty on Monday night because I was so excited to
watch the Spurs for us to only lose by two.
Champagne and I still don't believe his name is Champagne.
It's got to be Champagne.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Well it's Champagne, vassal Castle and Wemby.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Yeah, but I mean, unbelievable. He has a three to
win it at the buzzer we missed. I love the
no timeout call, but let's go back to Charleston. We
don't want to talk about the Spur losing. That'll bore
everybody to death. I want to talk about you said
no short skirts. Well, when we were at the golf
course on Sunday, we were making the turn at number nine,
there was a girl. And my brother goes, Batter's Box goes, whoa.
(03:14):
I said what And he goes, and that skirt a
little short, and I said, oh, man, I didn't notice.
So he was looking. I wasn't, but yeah, it was
a short skirt. Tall, tall, good looking girl, nice long legs,
very toned, battered box.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
When was the last time he got let out of
the cage?
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Come on, dude, it looked like it was the first
time he's been out of the cage in months.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Now. They're above the kneecaps, let's be real.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Yeah. I mean when he was, you know, when he
was in his heyday, they wore him down mid shin.
That's what he kind of likes.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
But we almost missed the flight. We almost missed everything.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Whoa.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Yeah, so I already said about the Uber driver. You
grays can listen to the last podcast. I don't give
a rip. But Baser hits me up and I said,
and she says, hey, our flight's canceled. It's like going,
we're not going to fly in tonight. It may land
at midnight or we maybe spirit And my name's Bennett
mine in it. My name was canceled. I'm Lanceled.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
So she goes, hey, let's move our flight up. We
take a midday red eye and we leave it two
in the afternoon. I'm not showered, shaven, throwing clothes in
a suitcase, and we go to the airport and she
looked it up. She randomly got no notification. She looked
it up our flight and it said, uh, pretty much canceled.
Sorry weather from another city it's coming from.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Oh that would have suck. Dude, dude.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
She had randomly thought, why not just pull up the
app and do some She always does the research. She'll
see where the flight comes from.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Smart. I'd never do that. I didn't even know how
to look up where the flight comes from.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Really don't either. Maybe one day I'll learn, you know,
when you're married. She knows stuff. She knows Uber I've
never used the app. She knows Uber Eats. I wouldn't
even know how to order Uber Eats. She knows logging
into some of our financial stuff. I wouldn't even know
how to log into our savings.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Yeah. It's like my wife when we were going to
Puerto Rico and she was like, listen, we had like
a six am flight and she was like, we need
to get there so early. Because business travel, that's when
they travel, and it is going to be jam packed
at the airport. Oh, I hear you. You are so ridiculous.
I'm not getting the airport two hours early. It is
not going to be that busy. Like she was like,
(05:12):
I travel for business. I am telling you six am
is the most popular flight for business travelers. It's going
to be jam packed. Did I listen to her? Hell no,
I didn't listen to her. We got it my way.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
I'm abidess man make a bid that dedry to give
him money.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
And we show up at the airport at like five
o'clock and oh my god, the TSA line was out
the door.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
And I was like, oh my gosh, what they got
a freaking business district in Puerto Rico.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
And I was like, well, no, they're going to wherever
they're going. But to get through security, you got to
get to the plane. And I felt so dumb. I
was like, we're gonna miss a flight. I had to
talk people in the line, Hey, you might if we
cut you might if we cutgo. No, No, we weren't
in Puerto Rico. We were in America.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
They're part of a territory, okay, And they speaking loss.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
I had to cut my way to the front of
the line, and then our plane was delayed. But man,
it was cutting it close. If it wasn't delayed, we
might have missed it. And I looked at her and
I said, I am sorry. I should listen to you
when it comes to flying. My apologies.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
That is the worst when you miss a plane. Been
there before, And it's when you're too cocky and you
don't leave it enough time and you got to call
the parents and be like, oh, they canceled my flight.
That was back in the day before you could look
it up. Yeah, if I was coming home for college,
miss a flight, crazy, it's delayed four hours slash. I
slept in, had no idea. You need to get to
the airport three hours early. All right, now let's go. Yeah,
(06:35):
so get on the plane. We're not leaving the airport.
This whole little this out whole episode. Whoa, I'm kidding,
just this segment. Okay, But we're at the airport and
so we're drinking. Yeah, I take a roadie. We roll
up into where.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Are you drinking at?
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Like?
Speaker 1 (06:49):
What restaurant? What are you at? Your viny vino thing?
Speaker 2 (06:52):
We'll tell you but I took a roady. So we're
heading to the airport, Baser driving and get out at VIP.
It's like five dollars more, don't even start with me.
And there's people rolling in. It's a Thursday in Nashville.
I got the cad in the car, throw at the
trash can. They're like, whoa. I want to be part
of their group. And so then the bags. Beazer's back
of trunk over vehicle doesn't work. So we're in VIP
(07:15):
and the bags are in the back seat and I'm
jerking them out because Beazer had to bring an extra
large for three days. And I mean so we look
like we're wealthy at first, and then I'm jerking the
bags out real quick. We look like country bumpkins. Oh
you want me to get out of your trunk for you? No, sorry,
they're in the back seat. We know the trunk doesn't open.
Sorry about that, sir.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
The guy literally looked at me like I was an idiot.
He's like, what, your bags aren't in the trunk. What
do you You have a trunk though, And I'm like, no,
it's easier back here, rip them out the back seat.
I'm already half a lit and so then we get
into the airport, don't go there in a month because
they're closing the whole entrance to redo the escalators because
it's so backed up and backlogged. Really, yeah, so in June,
(07:58):
don't even go to the airport. Well, they need to
have to tell you what they need to do at
the airport. They have it all screwed up.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
They only have one escalator system and it's right in
the middle, so you have to walk all the way
down or over to get back to the escalator. Then,
if you ride a shuttle to one of the parking lots,
they only have one pickup and one drop off location.
So if you're on carousel one when you get your bags,
you gotta walk back to Carousel eight to get on
the shuttle. They should have shuttle stops more than one.
(08:25):
It's unbelievably inefficient. Then curbside check in. So I did
curbside checking because I didn't want to lug the golf
clubs all the way across the airport. Right right, it's
thirty five dollars or whatever. Are forty five dollars for
your first bag. Well, if you do curbside check in,
it's forty eight dollars. Why is it three dollars more
(08:49):
to check it in at the curb?
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Wait, that's thirteen dollars more. Are you enumerate?
Speaker 1 (08:54):
No, No, I said, I don't. I don't remember if it
was thirty five or forty five.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Because thirteen dollars is actually significant.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Thirteen is a lot. But I'm saying it's either thirty
five or forty five. And then they charge you thirty
eight or forty eight because it's curbside check in. He goes, hey, man,
it's three dollars more. Do it out here. I was like, what,
He goes, do you still want to do it? It's three
dollars more? And listen, I'm a penny pincher, but I'm
already there. I'm already committed, and so I'm not gonna
(09:21):
go wait in another line for three more dollars my time.
I need to get through security. But I just don't
even understand why they up charge you three dollars to
check it at the curb. Pretty frustrating.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Yeah that, I mean, that'll curb your appetite, hey o.
But anyways, so you're a drinking appetite. So we are.
We're parked at VIP and we are heading in go
for it, and we're we're already feeling great and we
get it was quick, I believe. I don't think there
was a weight at nose. Yeah, so it was kind
of rushed. But once we got there, we realized we
had two and a half hours.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Of course you did, of course you did. Why would
I be Why would I be surprised that you have
two and a half hour before your flight?
Speaker 2 (10:01):
And I don't know if it was n Ashrall or
Charles said, but I'm pretty sure that we didn't have
bins and people are just throwing their on the belt.
I had my wallet and I go, uh, can I
get something to put it in so it doesn't get
caught in between the spitties. Bazer's got a coach he's
just throwing on the rack. I mean the suit it
(10:22):
they're the backpack which he had. Makes sense that can
go on a roller. But my phone?
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (10:28):
There, can I get a bucket for my People are
putting their phones on the rollers. They've lost their day
of minds. There was little buckets, but there was only
enough trays for like five people. And I'm like, so
you're telling me, like my chapstick isn't gonna roll out,
you know, like my Jimmy's aren't gonna just fall into
the belt. It's like, where's my bin?
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Yeah, that's a great question. I don't know why. And
they make you put everything in the bin, Like why
do I need to put my backpack in a bin?
My backpack roll is just fine on the conveyor belt,
but I have to put it in a bin. Make
it make sense to me. I can't make it make
sense to me that people don't know what they're doing
with their job. Because originally, on my flight to Austin,
I was on a non direct flight because I didn't
(11:07):
know what time we were gonna get done with work
and I didn't want to miss the flight. And then
I find out we're getting done early. So I call
and they're like, oh, sorry, we can't change you because
it was made by a travel agency, and so until
the day of we cannot change you. You can do
day of change. I'm all right, So I call at midnight.
(11:28):
I stayed up till midnight till I could be the
first one I call, like, oh yeah, okay, let me see. Yeah,
travel agent, I'm not seeing how we can change your flight.
You'll just have to get on stand by. We'll put
you on standby, Okay, cool.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Cool.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
So then we get done with work and I'm driving
to the airport.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
I told you we weren't leaving the airport this segment,
and I call You're now in a random airport? Airport?
Are you this is going on? This is going to
the national airport. No, this is Puerto Rico again.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
No, I say no, no, And I say, I call
the airline again, and the lady's like, why did you
put yourself on standby? Why didn't you just change your flight?
I said. The lady said, I couldn't change my flight.
She goes, oh, honey, let me take care of that
for you. Okay, you are now on the earlier flight
and you have a window seat. Have a great day.
(12:21):
It's like, how is it so?
Speaker 2 (12:22):
Like?
Speaker 1 (12:22):
I call it one time and the person's like, oh, no,
can't change him, don't know how to do it, Gotta
put you on standby. Call five hours later, Hey, no problem,
got you on the flight. Flight switched. Thanks a lot
back to your story.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Pro tip baser said, call and that's how she was
always called. That's how she was able to switch the
flight so easily and now no up charge. It was
free have the same line. And so we get there
and head to the castle. Did you know that the
Nashville Airport has an NSC bar.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Yeah, it's on the left hand side when you're going
through d gates.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
So we went to the castle.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
That's why I'm talking around, dude.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
We started looking at the menu, okay, and we looked
at it some more. They didn't come up to us
for twenty five minutes. So I went up to the
bar and got the food and the drinks. So the castle,
there's some issue with the moat. They're not able to
get to us or something like that, and so I go,
hi there, I'll get a I got a claw and
she got a mimosa, and then I go I need
the grilled cheese. I'm dying. And the lady's like, oh,
(13:19):
did your serfer not caught you?
Speaker 1 (13:21):
No at all.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
We've only been here, like, I don't know, twenty five minutes. No,
I haven't seen anybody.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
But don't worry. We still got two hours of our flight.
We're here in plenty of time.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
Luckily we are good on that. And there's dudes in
front of us that're doing a business meeting, just pounding
the drinks on a Thursday. I'm like, what architecture company
y'all work for it? Because those plans are gonna be
a little bit blurry, Like I don't know about the
measurements on that one. May have been a little off
balance on that building.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
Maybe lean into the right, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
That's guys, great ber in Nashville, because I'm avoiding that road.
But we're just dude, watching highlights. They got big TV's
in there, and it literally is a castle. Yeah, and
there's like a mech Can food truck right across the way.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Yeah, it's not good.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Oh, didn't do it. And so I said to Baezer,
I go, hey, there's your little wine bar or whatever
over there. I said, let's do it for you. Let's
do it for you. We're done here. We got thirty
minutes left. I'm getting to the good par guys. I'm
just setting the table right now. And so we go
to the wine bar and get the two espressos and
lady goes, oh, you're gonna love these. You're gonna love
(14:22):
these espressos. Here you go. What I'll do is I'll
make them all together. And there's pour me to two
cups for y'all. Y'all to go or here, and we're like, oh,
to go, and then we'll just roll up to the
gate with them. And she's like, absolutely makes them worst
euespresso we've ever had in our life. I think, yes,
she put half of a bottle of I don't even
know Tito's in it. Baser couldn't even drink hers.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
WHOA.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
So I finished mine back and let's say twenty minutes,
Baser still got almost a full cup. Shit, I can't
drink this. It tastes terrible.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
What are we gonna do it?
Speaker 2 (14:53):
And we're still in the phase of let's not waste
alcohol if that changed in three days. But I go, well,
let me just drink yours, and she goes, no, no,
you won't be good to fly.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Oh, that would be bad.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
You will not be good to fly. She's like, if
you're any wobbly, they'll take you right off the flight.
I'm telling you, well, I was trumped by the guy
over here. This guy is absolutely housed. Oh and he
just met a chick. So they met at the bar
and they walk up to the gate and we're all
going to Charleston together.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
Love it.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
The girl looks like I wish I uh, she looks
like Eddie's wife.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
Great description.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Man, it's not gonna help people at home. And I
don't know who that guy is, but I'm sure he
has a fine wife. And she just met this guy.
And the guy looks like do you know the guy
that murdered the girl in the van when they went
across the country. Yeah, he looks identical to that guy,
Gabby Patito. Yeah, he looks like the Gabby Patito.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Guy has his name Brian something.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Don't remember his name, only remember hers rest in peace.
He can be eating my alligators. And so he's in
line in laundry. Yeah, he's in line with the lady
that looks like the wife.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Okay, okay.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
And the people at the baggers claim go, hey, we
need twelve people and hand over their bags. Twelve people
or we're gonna just start coming and taking the bags.
He is yelling this loud, I gotta step away. So
this is you get You're not taking my bag. Oh,
And it was funny half of a time. He did
it three or four times. I said you're not taking
(16:26):
my bag. Oh, And I was like Baezer, we don't
gotta worry about me being too drug. I think he
just took all the attention and so we've already passed
the point of not being fun anymore. No, you're not
taking my bag. We are gonna need to take people's bag.
(16:48):
I said, you're not taking it. I don't know how
this guy made it on the plane, but the lady
and him separated. They had met each other, and it
broke up. At first she was laughing, but then it
was it got to the point where people are like, uh,
it's security. Is somebody gonna get this guy off the flight?
He made it on good not drinking my bag. I'm like, bezer,
(17:11):
is that what I look like when I'm drunk? But
obviously I'm starting to feel a little bit. I'm like,
they're like, we will be taking your bags. I'm like,
you're not, hope, I can't yell, we will not go out.
You're not taking it. I think he did hit him
with one of those you're not taking it, and I'm
(17:33):
with one of those, and I'm like kind of laughing
a little bit. But luckily took the attention off me good,
so I was fine. I put down half a bottle
of Tito's in that espresso. I was good to board.
Good he as for my past I pull up my ID.
I reached the other pocket, hand in my cell phone.
He's like, I don't need to look.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
At your Instagram.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
Where's your ticket?
Speaker 1 (17:53):
It's a good start.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
But we get on windows or I what do we
sit in? Baezer always screws me. So I was in
the middle. She's in the window.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
That's brutal. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
So where we're flying. We're gone off to Charleston. After Charleston,
I'm in bed. I woke up. The flight's twenty minutes.
I woke up twenty minutes later, and you touch down.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
Everything's beautiful.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
Couldn't tell you anything that happened on the plane. Baser
took an Instagram. I can put it on ours that
she did. But other than that, don't remember. The flight
out like a light. Slept the whole time. Love it,
love it? And you how's the weather in Charleston? You
look out the window. Is it night?
Speaker 1 (18:25):
Is it sunny? Is it raining? What are we doing?
Speaker 2 (18:28):
Perfect? The sun is setting. We made it just in time.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
I can't wait to hear what happens in Charleston. We'll
be right back after this. You're not take that.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
We're not laving. Welcome back.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
So we're in Charleston. Welcome to Charleston.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
Whooa. It is beautiful sun going down.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
Yeap.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
We're picking back up right where we left off, which
was what in the uber and the sunset.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
You get out and they hand you a lea and
they say, welcome to Charleston.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Not a not a lot of traffic on the road.
We got right to our airbnb downtown, so it was quick,
love it, and I believe the bachelorette parties were still waiting.
They had all their stuff on the flowers. I mean
it was basically they're wearing daffodils. I mean it was
ridiculous because I don't think they really have a where
do I put my arms in Nashville cowboy hats, boots
(19:20):
and Charleston. I don't know if they really know how
to do.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Yeah, there's not a theme.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. So it's do we really
dress up? Do we do? Is it satire? Are we
going to overdo it? Who knows? But that's not what
I'm talking about. So back to the airbnb. We're getting
there now. Yeah, we're there, and this is one that's
not gonna flood, so we're not worried about sandbags like
last time we looked. It's above grounds. You got to
check that when you're near sea level New Orleans. Apparently
he's gonna flood the next hundred years.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
Charles could also be there as well. And we stopped
at Walgreens. That's where we got the twenty four pack
of beer. We're getting wine, we're getting energy drinks, maybe
some chips. We got a frozen pizza. That will never
make stuff like that, okay. And but we're at the
Airbnb and we said, hey, we gotta go to we
want to go to this restaurant one six seven Raw
(20:08):
six seven that but it was before that was popular.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
But then I realized I had that grilled cheese at
the airport, and I was like, I'm not even really
that hungry for that. Let's just walk around, okay. Okay,
So we're bouncing around.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
So you're gonna go to this nice restaurant with oysters
and whatever, because I'm assuming one six to seven raw
mean seafood, and you are gonna pass it up because
you had a grilled cheese just let me get it straight. Yeah,
got it, go ahead.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
I guess there's really no payoff for one six seven raw.
But we talked about it the entire weekend and we
never went once. I just heard people from Laguna Beach
talk about it, so I want to do it. So
you've never been there, never never went, and still haven't
been great.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
But so raise review of one six to seven raw
is They talked about it on Laguna Beach. It looked awesome,
but the grilled cheese at the airport so much better.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
And we go. We see this place called El hefe Ooh,
Mexican spot. Why not when we're coastal, why not go Mexican?
Speaker 1 (21:08):
I love that idea.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
You can take the boy out of Mexico. You can't
take the Mexico out of the boy.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
And we get in there and we get chips in
Casadia Baser never seen her order this. She gets a
ranch water, which is like milk and tequila. Whoa yeah,
and it was a fountain drink of it.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
Dude. There was a guy at one of the parties.
It was a party on a Friday night and there
was people just walking around with margarita's and it looked
like Topachico's on a server tray. Yeah, And the guy goes, oh, man, yes,
I love Topachico grabs one. Oh what the hell is this?
(21:51):
Oh my god, it's a ranch water. I haven't had
a drink in ten years. Oh my god, Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
Oh that's not funny.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Oh it's not funny.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
He lost his sobriety.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
He's like that, no, oh my, get this away from me.
He hadn't had a drink in ten years. See.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
He spit it all out though. He's good. Yeah, I
think we're gonna say he's good.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
Yeah. I don't know. I didn't. I didn't keep up
with him the rest of the night. I felt awkward
being in the circle when he was like. He took
a drink and he was like, oh man, what because
it does look like a water, Yeah, it does look
like a topa Chico. Because it's just they should say something.
Because it had a napkin wrapped around the bottom so
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you couldn't see the label. And he just saw it
and thought, oh man, one of those sparkling waters or
whatever you call it, fizzy waters. And he took a
big old swig. Oh man, Oh what the what? Man,
that's Oh, that's terrible. Man. I haven't had a drink
in ten years. And he goes and grabs the water.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
Dying a thirst. Poor guy. Oh, get the man of
Desani with Fina.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
Get him something. I mean, it was like, I don't.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
Know, Baser had the same reaction. It was terrible. She
drank maybe a drink of this twenty five dollars drink
and that was it. Yeah, but we don't do a
thing like you were in college, where you have to
drink what you ordered.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
No, no, you do because you just did it at
the airport. Yeah, just twenty minutes ago when you were
at the airport, you said we were still in the
phase of can't waste alcohol.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
No, it's already changed, though, but it's now changed. Once
we get to Charleston, it's a whole dude ball game.
And so I was still kind of holding out for
one six seven Rob. I was like, you know what,
maybe we're gonna go there a little bit later, foreshadowing
you guys know, we already don't go there. So I
didn't eat. I ate no chips or anything. So I eaten, yeah,
cause I was saying I wanted to be starving for
my lobster role.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
So you went to the Mexican restaurant because you're like,
oh man, when you're going coastal, you met the Mexican.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
Drink, correct, and so obviously, what are you gonna order there?
I got a claw, I said, Calamia Claude had a
huge were watching. I believe that was the night the
next were up ninety points.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
Uh yeah, that would have been ninety points up Nicks.
But here's the question. You went to the Mexican restaurant
because when you're on the coast, why not go coastal?
And you went true Mexican and you got a white claw.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
Yeah, I'm not a tequila guy. What the That's what
I'm telling.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
The other So it didn't matter what restaurant you went to,
you were gonna get a claw.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
Mistakes were made, like.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
You built it up like you were going to this
Mexican restaurant for a Mexican martini, a margarita, something, a casadilla,
and no, you went because they have white claw.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
Bartrand from Mexico.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
Bartender, good guy, he said, he's a football coach and
a bartender. Worked seven days a week, and as we're
taking a four day week I'm out. I'm out. Yeah,
and I felt kind of guilty. Oh yeah, we're working too.
We're here on business. I told him we'd be back.
Never were.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
So then we hit the special heats he's been waiting for.
He's like, man, where are those cool people that we met?
Speaker 2 (24:59):
So we still a little bit of time. She had
been talking to who, what's the guy I'm gonna name
guys from these shows? You're not gonna know him.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
Nope, I'm not because I don't watch Southern Charm, but
I want to hear him.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
So Jesse Solomon, he's a singer guy. He had a show.
We were never gonna make it, just with the flight,
but afterwards she was talking to Joe Bradley. Oh and
he's from Southern Hospitality, and he goes, yeah, after there's
a secret set. Mattie Reese, his girlfriend also on the show,
is gonna be playing this DJ set at Audio Live,
(25:29):
And so we knew we were never gonna make the concert.
So we walked past Audio Live to go get some
drinks at a place called Uptown. It's pretty popular.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
Yeah, Uptown Funk, gonna give it to you.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
I don't know why it's called Uptown it's not really uptown,
it's just the name of it. But there's nothing but
twenty year olds in there. Girls are wearing nothing, guys,
I mean they all look like they just did an
elephant walk.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
Sounds like you need to go to uptown man.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
No, no, no. We did one drink and bailed, okay,
And after that we then walk past again Audio Live
and it had been like twenty thirty minutes and the
line is out the door and we were checking it
and we're like, oh, that must mean the pop up
show is gonna start. It's ending. People were coming out.
I mean, so you thought there were twenty somethings in
uptown wait till this show at Audio Live for Jesse Solman,
(26:14):
I was flooded by eighteen year olds. Okay, I'm like
a forty year old guy with a cane on the street.
Boom stomach shirt boom boom's hanging out. Boom spray tan boom,
real tan boom. Get out of that way, oh boom,
I'm gonna I'm gabar seeing he or No, I don't
want to tell you anymore. Hey, get back here. I
love you. No, you're mean to me and my girlfriends.
(26:35):
Where's my vape. Hey, come back to the frat house.
It was nuts. It was a flood of sororities and frats.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
Dude. The fights have out at bars or whatever. Like
walking after the iHeart Country Festival at Saturday, walking by
a couple, she's a little bit in front of him.
That's the rudest thing you've ever done to me. That
is the rudest thing you've ever done to me. He
was like, Okay, okay, I mean, wow, I love it.
(27:05):
I mean I don't know how you get in a
fight at a concert, Like a concert is supposed to
be a fun time with your your significant other, whatever.
But getting a fight at a concert you had to
be drinking a lot. That's the most disrespectful thing you've
ever done to me. That rude is thing whatever. And
he was just like, okay. He had his hands in
his pocket. He was kind of walking meekly like with
his head down, and she's storming got the almost looked
(27:27):
like I had tears in her eyes and it was rough.
But go ahead continue. You're reminding me of little things
that I totally forgot about rock and roll.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
Dude, I don't give a crap. And also a good
little joke is if a couple gets in a fight
and it's not a concert, but if it's a boxing
or UFC event, then you can always just say, oh,
I didn't know you guys were the main card. A
great when you can use truckers. I know you guys
don't got a lot to go with, but you're the
audio live place the line. So I go up to
(27:55):
the bouncer as I'm about to tap him and say, hey,
Jesse Salmon, get at his show just ended. We know
Joe Bradley, he's been dming with my wife, and Joe
Bradley knows Mattie Reese's dating her. We want to go
see her secret set. Nobody knows about it, but we do.
So you can just like get me through the line.
As I'm going to touch his arm, Baser gets gunshy
and goes, oh my gosh, No, I don't want to
even go to the DJ set anymore. I don't know,
(28:16):
I'm embarrassed. I don't know. Let's just go what we
would have had VIP I would have been on the
stacks of wax.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
What are we embarrassed about?
Speaker 2 (28:25):
I guess she just had like she was.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
Nervous about meeting Joe Bradley in person.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
She has never met him in person.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Man, and she's worried that she's been dming with him.
But is he going to live up to the hype?
Speaker 2 (28:37):
And so, being the understanding husband that I am, I
just said, okay, let's go, and so we were off
and back to bed. That was it what it was
an early night.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
So you had access to the party of the century
at up at Live with Joe Bradley and Jesse Solomon,
and you you opted for bed because your wife was embarrassed.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
Access to everything, ability to go to nothing. Dude.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
That's like when I was in Vegas with my wife
one time and we had tickets. She was working, and
so we had tickets to maybe the Black Crows. I
don't even know who they are, and she got really
drunk at the blackjack tables, like I gotta go to bed,
and I was like, the hell you are? The hell
you are? Come on, we gotta go. You're not that drunk.
(29:26):
She's like, I can't go, I can't go, And I'm like, well,
I'm going by myself. Why did I care? Don't even
know who the band is.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
It's just the point of it. It was on the agenda.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
It was on the agenda. Man, we had tickets, and
I was like, I'm going, I'm going, And I tried
to go by myself and I almost got arrested because
the tickets at will call were under her name. I
had her ID. They questioned me about, oh, did you
mug her in the parking lot and steal her ID?
And I'm like, how would I know she had tickets
with the Black Crows? Like if I mugged her in
the parking lot, how would I know she was coming here.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
I'm gonna be the father of her children and son.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
I'm just trying to walk right in without tickets. And
they busted me.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
That's one of my favorite stories. Yeah, you trying to
get into a Black Crows show.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
Yeah, but go ahead. So you go to bed.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
Yeah we went tonight, good night.
Speaker 1 (30:10):
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
Next day we're up and we go to what jumping
you up on a Saturday or Friday? I was up
at seven am, okay, I did to check in. I
had to do some stuff with the Old Leig Show, and.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
Well, let's take a break. We'll be right back, all right.
Speaker 2 (30:27):
And we decided to go to church and Union.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
I want to say oh, just like here they have
a church street.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
No, no, we have the exact same restaurant here.
Speaker 1 (30:37):
Oh my god, Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
But it's cool.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
No, no, no, it is no, no, no. You went to a
different city to just go to the same restaurants you
have here. Do you see the problem with that?
Speaker 2 (30:56):
Whatever?
Speaker 1 (30:57):
Okay, you do you? Why do I care? But it's
like you have a Ruth Chris steakhouse and then you
go to another town. Oh, let's go to Ruth Chris.
What you have that in your own town? Why not
try something else?
Speaker 2 (31:10):
Go ahead, and we get a flight of Mimosa's. I
didn't know it meant you were about to drink four mimosas.
Obviously we each both left some.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
Here we go. We're wasting alcohol this whole trip. I
think the theme of the trip is not doing anything
and wasting alcohol. Go ahead, dude, I don't.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
Want four mimosas before noon. Because Beaser got us some
ten am brunch, which was good. We didn't have to
wait in line.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
Yeah, that's nice. It's always good to have a plan.
Speaker 2 (31:35):
Hostess interesting never looked at us. The waitress fumbled on
her words left and right. She'd be like, oh, here
you go. Here's your mustard. I'm sorry, I mean catch up.
Here you go. Your fights are almost fights are almost here?
Are you guys having a good gay? I mean day?
She was all over the place with their words. I
was like, did you go out to el Hefe last night?
(31:57):
Because girl was drinking last night. I mean she was
had the riddled with anxiety in her in her arms
when she was handing us stuff.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
I think she had the She had the VIP access
with Jesse Solomon and Jack Bradley the night before, and
she was probably on the wax of stacks. You would
have met her VIP if you would have stayed at
the party. That's like our waitress at Waterloo on Sunday
with the whole family. She was all over the place.
We ordered two orders of chips and dip, one for
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the adults, one for the kids. We ordered fried pickles
and she brings out a bucket of fried mushrooms different
We didn't order that, and then someone dropped the chips
and dip off, but only one serving of it. Then
my mom ordered a diet a coke and she brought
her a diet coke batter's box and wanted on sweet tea,
(32:49):
got sweet tea. I mean she was all over the place.
My dad tried to order a sandwich and they have
a little automatic thing like a computer hand in their hand,
like an iPad. She just I can't find that anywhere
on the menu. I might to go ask my colleague,
and so just hit search. She was all over the place.
Thank you for reminding me back to Charleston.
Speaker 2 (33:10):
The brunch was fine. Then we're gonna just hit the streets,
which it's great for that cobblestone. So many shops and restaurants.
You'll never go to all of them in your entire lifetime. Really, yeah,
that's it's That's what I kind of forgot about. And
so I was taking pictures next to the funny ones,
Like she would walk past a Gucci store and I'd
take a picture. She'd walk past adultching Gabana and take
(33:30):
a picture, you know.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
Yeah, the nice one. Yeah. Yeah, I got a question
that call me stupid. Is Charleston. Do they have a beach?
Speaker 2 (33:37):
Yeah they do, but you got to go to this
Sullivan's Island place, got it? So where we were at
in what it's called the main mainland, it's there's no
beach there. You can kind of like go on the
edge and see it, but there's no beach, kind of
like Key West.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
Got it.
Speaker 2 (33:50):
But so we're just doing the shopping thing. We go
to Uncommon James, which is Christian Kristin Cavalari's place.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
So wait, you've been to twelveth and you a church
which is here? Yes, Uncommon Jane which is here, which
is here? So you basically went there to do Nashville things.
Speaker 2 (34:08):
And then we went to the Apple Store because I
needed a charger. And then yeah, but here's the deal.
Here's the funny part. We go past this one place.
It's called Sewing down South. It's from the show Southern Charm.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
Love It.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
The celebrity dude, Craig Conover is in there, and he
literally follows me on Instagram. He dms with Baser. He's
been on Amy's podcast from The Big Show. Okay, and
so he's doing a pillow show where he just like
signs people's pillows. I don't know what he does. He's
like a designer. And there's a line fifty women in
there and the door's wide open. So I'm like, well,
(34:40):
this dude freaking follows me on Instagram. Let's go this
is awesome. We've never met him. Love the show. The
door's slightly open. I go to push the door open. Remember,
I'm like two flights deep. I'm a most correct push
it open pretty forcibly, and this lady pushes it back
and goes, well, I'm sorry, we are at capacity. You're
not coming in. We are closed. Oh I'm sorry the
(35:04):
door was open. I mean, Craig is literally smiling at us, waving,
and she goes, we are at capacity. We are just
about to be closed. No more people can come in.
I'm sorry. Sorry the door was open. It's not like
I broke in. Okay, bye. So we missed another interaction
(35:26):
with somebody of reality star.
Speaker 1 (35:29):
You didn't go, hey, Craig, what's up, dude? Can you
get me in? You didn't like wave Craig come over
here real quick.
Speaker 2 (35:34):
He's waving behind the glass, and then we scurried off.
Maybe baser a gunshy again?
Speaker 1 (35:40):
Oh mind, you guys have really fumbled the bag this
whole weekend. So far, We've had a chance to meet
Jack Doherty and Jesse Solomon, and now we had a
chance to meet Craig Hanover.
Speaker 2 (35:53):
What's his name, Craig Conover Craig.
Speaker 1 (35:55):
Conover and we have not met any of them.
Speaker 2 (35:59):
So we go back to Uptown, which we had been
to the previous day. It's a good spot and we
talked to the Wagers. She's nice. I had one of
the worst watered down Red Bull vodka slushies I've ever
had in my entire life. I couldn't finish it fast enough.
I didn't. I finished it half the way and then
got a claw. Yeah, and so Baser's talking to her.
(36:20):
I bounce upstairs. I talked to like some cool bartender
and three frat daddies are just getting day drunk on
a Friday. Had a great conversation with him, talking about
apparently it was College of Charleston weekend. Oh yeah, so
that's why our airbnb was kind of expensive. All these
families were in time.
Speaker 1 (36:34):
I think they were all graduating. They were yeah, yeah,
But then dude, wait, there's a college in Charles that's
a pretty cool college.
Speaker 2 (36:41):
That it might be tops in the country. Wow. Yeah,
it's right there too. And it's the basketball stadium's right there.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
That's cool.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
Yep. The conversation ends me and they tell us all, oh,
there's gonna be these Blue Angels whoa, those like eight
planes that fly over and shake the whole town. And
so we go there, go, Hey, the tallest place in
Charleston is the tap room across. So we go across
to this tap room place. It's hard to find it.
(37:09):
Get all the way up to find out that tap
room closed and now it's just a guy in like
a little corner section serving like four drinks and like
food that comes from like seven floors down at a hotel.
And all the taps have been ripped off the wall,
so there's like missing wallpaper and there's like marks on
the walls.
Speaker 1 (37:26):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (37:26):
And to try and make it a bar, they pushed
all the tables against the windows because they don't want
people going on the patio, so all the tables, like
the chairs. You would open it up and it would
just be pushed up against the wall and all. But
there was too much furniture for the space because of
how they had had it set up. And they're in
a renovation period. Sounds like it's going well, and so
(37:49):
that even the owner comes, okay, and he goes, how
did you guys find us go? You're telling me, dude,
this place sucks. He goes, that's crazy. What do you
up herefore? And I go, Well, if they said it's
the best view, we're seeing the blue Angels. Oh that's awesome.
Well let me know if there's anything I can get you. Guys.
Is great you found us. Sorry, it wasn't easy to
find you. I mean we took twists and turns through
(38:10):
a hotel downstairs. And once I got up here and
saw the kegs ripped off the wall, immediately it's like,
why is this place called tap room? There's no taps.
Speaker 1 (38:20):
I'm gonna tap out. I'm gonna tap out.
Speaker 2 (38:23):
I'm gone. Man. Well, the Blue Angels never flew across.
We go back. What in the world right? We go
back to the airbnb. They flew across and we went
to bed. They woke us up from our naps like
five times and shook the entire Airbnb. Oh those are
the blue Angels we were trying to see on the
tallest building. Now that we're in bed, that we're seeing
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him not at all, but shaking us.
Speaker 1 (38:46):
So I'm gonna count that as another miss Maneah, it might.
Speaker 2 (38:48):
Have been an l on that as well. Gosh, but
we had to meet our friend. We met up with
our friend. We went to a place called on the
Way for dinner.
Speaker 1 (38:56):
Yeah, who was your friend Katie?
Speaker 2 (38:57):
She's a connector. Yeah, so connected? And on the Way
is from the show Southern Charm. One of the kids
owns it. Got it missed him? I guess he was.
He came Instagram. Baser saw it thirty minutes after we left.
But after that, Baser and her went to Husk, which
we we.
Speaker 1 (39:15):
Have a husk here. Oh my gosh, we've been to
every Nashville establishment in Charleston.
Speaker 2 (39:20):
I go back to the Airbnb. I don't know the code.
I've never been on the Airbnb app. It's like sixteen
digits and a pound sign. So what do I do.
I just sleep on the couch out there on the patio.
But I didn't want to interrupt Baser. She comes back.
She goes, you even talked to us on the phone,
and you never once said you were locked out of
the place. I go. It was beautiful weather. I was
just chilling on this couch here on the patio. I
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was really in no hurry to get inside. I'm not
like trying to watch a game or anything, and I'm
pretty much good on alcohol. She comes and I'm sleeping
on the couch outside of a two thousand dollars Airbnb.
Speaker 1 (39:58):
Dude, that's terrible.
Speaker 2 (40:00):
Good nap though, clutch.
Speaker 1 (40:02):
I mean that's like Greg one time when we came
back from six We were heading back from sixth Street,
and I don't know how he left early from sixth Street,
like he bailed out.
Speaker 2 (40:10):
Nobody's ever gonna leave at the same time.
Speaker 1 (40:11):
Right, never gonna leavet the same time. Greg's like, all right,
I'm going back to Garrett's. Man, I'll see you guys there.
And Garrett's wife was in the house, so he could
have just knocked and been let into the house, but
he goes. I didn't want to wake her up. We
found Greg asleep on the front porch always not even
on no, not a couch, just on the straight concrete.
Speaker 2 (40:30):
That's what I'm saying. When you see a locked door drunk.
He's like that, Yes, this is my spot, this is
my spot.
Speaker 1 (40:34):
And he just laid down.
Speaker 2 (40:35):
Dude.
Speaker 1 (40:36):
His credit card is his wallet all splot all over
the front porch. He's just laying there.
Speaker 2 (40:40):
Man.
Speaker 1 (40:40):
We're like Greg, Greg, Oh, why don't you go inside?
I didn't want to wake him by yep, man, I'll
just stay here.
Speaker 2 (40:48):
Generous while drunk.
Speaker 1 (40:50):
How about dumb when drunk.
Speaker 2 (40:53):
We gotta go to the next day. Oh, we gotta
go to what day is Saturday? Day? Bro?
Speaker 1 (40:56):
All right, we'll take a break and we're heading into Saturday.
We welcome back to Charleston, or we'll head back to
Charleston right after this. Go for it.
Speaker 2 (41:06):
Man, it's raining all day. Baser wants to leave, but
just because of the rain. It's not like anything was
going wrong. But we already booked up things. So we
go tavern and table.
Speaker 1 (41:15):
Oh, we don't have that here.
Speaker 2 (41:16):
We're going shem Creek, which is right there. There's like
a canal. Dolphins are jumping cranes. It's pretty awesome when
the sun shining rain it was fine. Baser throws on
a rain coat. We take an Xcel just to make
sure we didn't float off the bridge or anything like
that because it was a lot of rain. I'm talking NonStop.
Cats and dogs. Go there and I got a mac
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and cheese and pork.
Speaker 1 (41:40):
Pork mac and cheese. Yeah, okay, some pork in the
mac and cheese.
Speaker 2 (41:44):
Really good. We got bloody Mary's. We asked for them,
not spicy. They were on fire. Still drank them though, good.
Speaker 1 (41:51):
Good.
Speaker 2 (41:52):
And then there's a place right next door called Reds,
which is popular. People know about it, and it's you're
just right there on this canal, dolphins jumping, watching games,
throwing back beers. Got it ordered from a bartender inside.
I said, can I get a seltzer? She comes back
with a cup of soda water. I go, what is this?
And she said this is a seltzer? And I said, well,
(42:14):
I'm sorry where I come from. Claw mea claw because
that's a seltzer.
Speaker 1 (42:18):
So when you say you were drinking beers, you meant claws.
Speaker 2 (42:21):
Yeah, I was always drinking.
Speaker 1 (42:22):
Well you said we were over here at Reds drinking beers.
Oh definitely not, thank you, And beers and claws are
two different animals.
Speaker 2 (42:32):
And then we're there. Our friend Katie meets up.
Speaker 1 (42:35):
With this again. Good Katie. Is she in a good movie?
She's feeling good from last night?
Speaker 2 (42:39):
Yeah? Yeah, she said she lasted an hour after Beezer
lasted two hours after me at Husk, and Katie lasted
an hour after that. Wow, but still early. She said
she was in bed by ten thirty.
Speaker 1 (42:51):
Katie is a connector.
Speaker 2 (42:52):
And so then I'm talking to people. I meet this
one girl looked like Billy's X talking to her, bought
her a drink. Don't even know why.
Speaker 1 (42:59):
Whoa because you felt like a connection for Billy.
Speaker 2 (43:01):
Yeah, I can post the video. Then the Trey girls
come over with thirty six shots of Patron.
Speaker 1 (43:07):
Whoa, and they wanted you to take all of them.
Speaker 2 (43:10):
And the uh, I guess it was a promotional thing
as well.
Speaker 1 (43:15):
Yeah, so they're just handing them out, so this is
the best shots. They didn't laugh, They did not laugh.
Speaker 2 (43:27):
I told the people around us that I bought them,
so they're all like, thank you so much. My bill
at the end of the day was like sixty bucks.
I definitely did not buy them, and those girls are
mad at me because I'm taking credit for it.
Speaker 1 (43:39):
Those Patron girls did not smile these shots. And she's going, Okay,
this guy, she.
Speaker 2 (43:45):
Was probably wondered if she was gonna give you what
or not. I grabbed it, not a big Petron guy.
It went down the hatch I can't. When it's free,
it goes down the hatch Man. The only reason for
these stories is the girl at the bar. I had
an interesting conversation with.
Speaker 1 (43:59):
The one that looks like Billy's X.
Speaker 2 (44:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (44:02):
Oh, okay, and uh.
Speaker 2 (44:04):
She said, oh, you're from Austin originally, and I said yeah,
and she goes, you know, though Austin's known for that
one like swingers place?
Speaker 1 (44:13):
What?
Speaker 2 (44:13):
And I go, excuse me, A sober up real quick?
I mean patron, uh bloody Mary, Seltzer water and Seltzer
cloth didn't matter at that point. I was stone cold sober.
Excuse me. She goes, yeah, there's this place called Cromwell
or Clomwell or Collettes. Just write them all down, truckers
(44:33):
when you've got time in the parking lot, look them up.
I haven't had time to yet. And she said, you
go into it with a partner and like you just
drink and hang out. You pay one hundred and fifty
dollars and we just go in there and then when
you're ready to hook up, you go into these bedrooms
that are see through and people that the bar can
(44:55):
see you hook up. What such? I'm like, excuse me,
Oh what did she facers? Over here? Pet and a dog?
And I'm talking about a swigger strip club at Austin
(45:16):
p one hundred and fifty bucks.
Speaker 1 (45:18):
I thought you were gonna say. Baser was booking her
flight i'd he when you found this information out? How
come I didn't get a text. I was in Austin
and you didn't send me a text, and hey, can
you go check this out?
Speaker 2 (45:34):
I hit up Billy. He's never heard of it.
Speaker 1 (45:36):
I've never heard of it. Man.
Speaker 2 (45:37):
I don't know how they're legal, but I guess it's
because you're willing. Then it's fine.
Speaker 1 (45:42):
But I said so just and since we don't google
on this show, I can't google it right now, so
I'm not gonna google it, but I'm very intrigued. I
guarantee you some of our truckers, if they've gone through Austin,
they've stopped there.
Speaker 2 (45:57):
And she said, there's only two of them in the world.
The other one is in Denver.
Speaker 1 (46:01):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (46:02):
And I go, so why do the people? And she goes,
They're into they're into being watched, and she goes, sometimes
it gets creepy though with single dudes.
Speaker 1 (46:13):
Yeah, all day, Arnold. I'm not I'm about to run
this by HR. I don't know if this is okay, HR.
Speaker 2 (46:21):
Can I get a beer, a towe and some motion.
I'm gonna go upstairs hang around the patio. I mean,
can you imagine the creepers there.
Speaker 1 (46:32):
Oh dude, it would be like a gawk session. Hey, hey, man,
let's go to this bar. You're been here or no,
no either, ie, male, Let's see what they're all about. Whoa, dude,
this is the greatest bar ever.
Speaker 2 (46:42):
Hey, you guys go watch the game. I'm gonna go upstairs.
Is that the base pounding.
Speaker 1 (46:49):
And that music's live? Turn it down?
Speaker 2 (46:51):
Whoa? Oh yeah, you guys stay down here and watch
the game. I'm gonna go watch something else. So has
she been the yeah, she goes, well, I mean I
didn't like my wife was standing right next to me,
so I'm not like, hey, uh so, like what positions
(47:11):
are you in? Was like trying to act. I was
trying to act not interested, but also listen.
Speaker 3 (47:17):
Yeah wow, it was one of those pacers petting a
dog and I'm learning about a seat through Swinger Strip Club.
Speaker 1 (47:26):
You're you're learning about people petting the kiddie.
Speaker 2 (47:32):
Baser goes, hey, I met a dog. I go what
we weren't talking about doggie?
Speaker 1 (47:36):
Yeah we weren't talking dog whoa oh no, no, no, no, no,
never said that word to her in my life.
Speaker 2 (47:42):
No, there really was a dog at the bar at
Bey goes. That's how he knew it was time to
go home, that you were drunk. You were petting the
dog at the bar.
Speaker 1 (47:51):
I mean, Ray is scared of dogs, man, But.
Speaker 2 (47:53):
I wrote it down. If we do get a dog,
this is the one I'm gonna get. Docs and super cute,
small guy, very small and it almost looks handicapped because
it's like so fat, but its legs are so small.
Speaker 1 (48:07):
Yeah. Yeah, can't run away very far. Can't catch it.
Speaker 2 (48:11):
The lady would have never known that I hate dogs.
I mean she was probably thought I was the biggest
dog lover man.
Speaker 1 (48:17):
So what times you turn in on a Saturday night?
Speaker 2 (48:20):
We had to go to bed?
Speaker 1 (48:21):
We I know you had a flight at five am
after that from shem Creek.
Speaker 2 (48:26):
Uber Baser saw a Dakri bar that is owned by Lava,
and Lava is on Southern Hospitality. She owns the bars
that all the kids work at on that show. Okay,
and she's also sometimes on Southern Charm, but not really anymore.
She's been phased out.
Speaker 1 (48:40):
Okay, So do you go to Lava? We go to.
Speaker 2 (48:42):
Laiva's, which is a Dakrey bar. Look it up. Charleston
super strict on dress code we get espresso martinis. They're frozen.
Oh and that was it. We cashed out. We're back
to the airbnb, asleep at three not.
Speaker 1 (48:55):
Hey, and we already found out about the airport on
the last on Monday. But you know what it reminded
me of. I forgot to tell you. On my flight back,
I had the window nineteen f so whoever was in
the middle and row nineteen e she pounded like three beers, fine, no, fine,
(49:17):
But then she started burping beer, and so I had
burp beer, smell wafting my direction.
Speaker 2 (49:24):
Attractive, terrible, no her, no, not attractive.
Speaker 1 (49:30):
And then she proceeds to pass out with her head
against the seat in front of her. She's burping still
as she's sleeping. Boo, and then her head flops back
against the chair. Then boom, it flops to the chair
in front of her. Then we land and we have
(49:51):
to wait because there's a plane at our gate. This
girl doesn't know we landed, head still against the seat
in front of her. You gotta tell her we pulled
to the gate. She's still drunk, passed out with her
head against its chair. It's at about row twelve and
people are starting to jostle around, start move around, and
(50:12):
I'm like, all right, hey, poker. And I said, hey, hey, ma'am.
Speaker 2 (50:17):
We landed.
Speaker 1 (50:18):
Time to get off, ma'am, Time to get off.
Speaker 2 (50:22):
What are you were? Husband?
Speaker 1 (50:24):
Well, no, but I'm stuck at the window. I'm nineteen
a half. She was nineteen e. Finally said ma'am, and
she goes, yeah, and I said it's time to get off.
She goes, I know, Oh my gosh. I'm like, no,
you didn't. You had no idea. You were in a
(50:44):
passed out state on the plane. Go. So she gets
off and I don't see her again. And then I'm
on the shuttle to the car. Guess who's on the
shuttle to her car? Nineteen e beer Waffer, beer waffer.
So we op off with the shuttle stop and then
I get off of the next shuttle stop, getting the
(51:05):
vehicle and I'm driving out. This lady has her bag
spilled all over the ground because she can't find her keys.
Speaker 2 (51:13):
I know where they are.
Speaker 1 (51:15):
I'm like, ma'am, I know what I'm doing, Okay, all right,
And I was like, let me get on the road
before she does, cuz I don't think she should be driving.
Speaker 2 (51:24):
Funny, you bring up the airport as the final part
of this story, because that's where my final part. Oh
Is hit me with it before we had left. Baser
goes Hey the Kentucky Derby's on Sunday. These apps are
all banned and stuff. Let's just get on. I'm gonna
throw fifty bucks in the account. Why don't you pick
a horse? And I'm like, that's so freaking stupid, Like literally,
(51:46):
gambling's the dumbest thing ever. I was like, whatever, we
still got thirty minutes. We're sitting here drinking these espresso
vodkas and they're terrible, and I'm feeling it a little bit. Yeah,
you know what, let me get it. The app she
has has like fastest horror shit, it has like finishing speed,
it has like the odds doesn't really have the names though,
so I'm like, ah, the one that really could come
(52:06):
up from behind was Golden Tempo, like really come up
from behind. I was like, I love that, and the
odds were like twenty three to one. I was like, cause,
I'm not gonna place this bet and win forty dollars.
Cool love forty dollars. I want to win like hundreds,
So I'll do this bet so I can win five
hundred dollars twenty twenty five dollars on twenty three to
one odds. So I was like, I'll just do golden tempo.
It can really come from behind. That's what I like.
(52:27):
At the Kentucky Derby, I didn't like that. It isn't
used to long races. I didn't like that. I was like,
just do golden tempo. I'm done. Shit, you want to
pick another one. I was like, no, just do one.
Check it. We'll watch the race and do it.
Speaker 1 (52:38):
Well.
Speaker 2 (52:38):
We had fallen asleep, never watched the race, woke up
the next morning and APP doesn't work. Who did I pick? Hey?
Who won the race? I don't know. APP won't even
let me log in. All right, screw it, get back on,
get on the airport land. She pulls up the apps.
Oh my gosh, we have five hundred dollars in our account.
(52:59):
Oh the horse I picked drunk in the airport on
vodka espressos won.
Speaker 3 (53:07):
The kid Jockie cold tempo, the woman rider horse and trader.
The woman wins it. I one on a twenty three
to one long shot. I'm back gambling, baby.
Speaker 2 (53:26):
We cashed that sucker out. It ain't ever looking bad.
Speaker 1 (53:29):
Let me tell you, finally you actually did something this weekend.
You had miss after miss after miss, and I was
just waiting for the sad ending of another miss. But
you get home and you finally hit. You finally hit.
Speaker 2 (53:44):
Didn't even watch it, did even watch it?
Speaker 1 (53:49):
I still didn't haven't seen it.
Speaker 2 (53:51):
You know how crazy we would have been going.
Speaker 1 (53:54):
Didn't even watch it, but you would have been watching
with Joey Connor going crazy. Oh, except you didn't get
to see Joey Connor. Would have been at Red's with.
Speaker 2 (54:05):
The lady at the Swinger see Through Strip Club, would
have been at the Dacre Bar with the Espresso Frozens. Instead,
we're passed out of the Airbnb and Golden Tempo crushes
the Derby.
Speaker 1 (54:16):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (54:17):
And as we were trying to sleep that night, they
did another Blue Bomber show and rattled the whole Airbnb
from about four to six, woke us up every thirty minutes.
Speaker 1 (54:29):
Oh man, guys, that was hey, welcome home, man, welcome home.
Speaker 2 (54:36):
Why do we have five hundred dollars in our account?
What usually it's the other way? Why?
Speaker 1 (54:44):
Why? Why is there deck collector saying I owe five
hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (54:50):
What do you mean there's a negative sign that says
seven hundred dollars from the hotel in Miami.
Speaker 1 (54:57):
Oh, it'll come off. It'll come off.
Speaker 3 (54:59):
It'll fall off, it'll fall off, it'll fall off.
Speaker 2 (55:04):
Oh man, that's all I got.
Speaker 1 (55:06):
Yeah, you guys have a great day.
Speaker 2 (55:07):
We're out of here, see you guys. I'm petered out.
Speaker 1 (55:12):
Oh man, dude, that was a great weekend. But your
little stories reminded me of a few things. Two things.
That was great. That was great. That might that might
be our best one this week.
Speaker 2 (55:22):
All right, see you guys.
Speaker 1 (55:24):
Bye, dude.
Speaker 2 (55:25):
Truckers are already headed to that see through song, dude.
Speaker 1 (55:28):
They have already put in requests. How you got your
loads going to Austin. I'll take it. What you said
you don't like d Austin. Ah, yeah, man, I'm a
change man. I'm a change man. I just want to
see that city one more time. Hr People are like, Man,
I'm uptied at work, but I'd really like to go
down to Austin. What and I know.
Speaker 2 (55:50):
Tug boaters, Hey, Austin the Colorado River. We really need
a tugboat delivery.
Speaker 1 (55:57):
Dude. I just saw the Austin Fire Department. The applications
went up by seventy five percent. And the farmers are
looking at selling so they can get a penthouse downtown.
And the lawyers. I mean, there's a lot of crime
(56:19):
in Austin. Somebody did away with that one. Ah, dang it,
I went one too many. That's all we have, right, yeah, yeah,
all right, we gotta go. I'm going to Austin. Sorry, honey,
I'm going back to Austin this weekend. Oh yeah. I
love my charger at the hotel. I just gotta go
back and get it. I just gotta go back and
get it.
Welcome in, guys, Welcome to Charleston, South Carolina.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
What the low country you see? Ay? Over theres we're
a quartas are those are the plantation? Ah?
Speaker 1 (00:13):
They talk like that. That sounds like ed o'zereon. No,
they're all fancy that. Oh, welcome to Southern charm man.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
They dress weird there for sure, though. I gotta give
you that they dress up nice, right. I mean you
wouldn't fit in me. Their hoodies, hats, even just to
night out. So women can wear They can get away
with wearing big flowers on a dress. Looks ridiculous there,
it's normal. So think of something that a fifty five
year old woman wears Somewhere there thirty year old wears it. Huh.
(00:49):
Is it a lot of khaki pants for the dudes yep?
And polos loafers yep.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
So they all look like frat daddies.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
They do. But then the girls don't necessarily go high skirts,
not that I was looking. There's more of the florals
and like linens. Huh. Like the women we were walking
behind for like five blocks because they were walking so
slow and it's cobblestone, they were wearing big flowery dresses.
It was a Thursday night, mind you, and sweater throw over.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Their shoulders, so you're talking about okay.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
I mean we're just rocking jeans and you know, just
like a nice shirt so they know you're not from there.
It's it's obvious that I got the Detroit hat on,
you know.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
I mean, do a lot of people wear hats or
is it more just showing the hair off.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
I don't think hats aren't allowed, so I just show
the hair off.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Yeah, they were in places. You can't wear basketball shoes.
You can't wear hats, you can't wear shorts, you can't
wear jerseys.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
You can't wear like tennis shoes.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Can't wear dew rags, you can't wear basketball shoes, shoes
you actually played basketball.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
In So I couldn't wear Jordan's. No, you can wear
they're like dressy cool.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
I mean I don't have any, but I know people
wear them with outfits, like as a nice cool shoe. Yeah,
not that, no sunglasses indoors. They're just trying to keep out.
I don't know, God I do. I don't think they
saw a cop in four days. They're just trying to
keep out people getting mad at each other and maybe
somebody's offended by a hat or something.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Oh yeah, those shoes, man, you wearing those shoes. While
you wearing those shoes, Those shoes are ugly. Let's go outside. Oh,
I totally get why they keep.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Them out, like, Oh, is that Timberwolves? No, it's Spurs, man,
it should be Timberwolves.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Unnecessary, unnecessary shot taken. I mean we're talking about Charleston.
We're not stalking about how I stayed up till eleven
thirty on Monday night because I was so excited to
watch the Spurs for us to only lose by two.
Champagne and I still don't believe his name is Champagne.
It's got to be Champagne.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Well it's Champagne, vassal Castle and Wemby.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Yeah, but I mean, unbelievable. He has a three to
win it at the buzzer we missed. I love the
no timeout call, but let's go back to Charleston. We
don't want to talk about the Spur losing. That'll bore
everybody to death. I want to talk about you said
no short skirts. Well, when we were at the golf
course on Sunday, we were making the turn at number nine,
there was a girl. And my brother goes, Batter's Box goes, whoa.
(03:14):
I said what And he goes, and that skirt a
little short, and I said, oh, man, I didn't notice.
So he was looking. I wasn't, but yeah, it was
a short skirt. Tall, tall, good looking girl, nice long legs,
very toned, battered box.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
When was the last time he got let out of
the cage?
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Come on, dude, it looked like it was the first
time he's been out of the cage in months.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Now. They're above the kneecaps, let's be real.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Yeah. I mean when he was, you know, when he
was in his heyday, they wore him down mid shin.
That's what he kind of likes.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
But we almost missed the flight. We almost missed everything.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Whoa.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Yeah, so I already said about the Uber driver. You
grays can listen to the last podcast. I don't give
a rip. But Baser hits me up and I said,
and she says, hey, our flight's canceled. It's like going,
we're not going to fly in tonight. It may land
at midnight or we maybe spirit And my name's Bennett
mine in it. My name was canceled. I'm Lanceled.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
So she goes, hey, let's move our flight up. We
take a midday red eye and we leave it two
in the afternoon. I'm not showered, shaven, throwing clothes in
a suitcase, and we go to the airport and she
looked it up. She randomly got no notification. She looked
it up our flight and it said, uh, pretty much canceled.
Sorry weather from another city it's coming from.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Oh that would have suck. Dude, dude.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
She had randomly thought, why not just pull up the
app and do some She always does the research. She'll
see where the flight comes from.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Smart. I'd never do that. I didn't even know how
to look up where the flight comes from.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Really don't either. Maybe one day I'll learn, you know,
when you're married. She knows stuff. She knows Uber I've
never used the app. She knows Uber Eats. I wouldn't
even know how to order Uber Eats. She knows logging
into some of our financial stuff. I wouldn't even know
how to log into our savings.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Yeah. It's like my wife when we were going to
Puerto Rico and she was like, listen, we had like
a six am flight and she was like, we need
to get there so early. Because business travel, that's when
they travel, and it is going to be jam packed
at the airport. Oh, I hear you. You are so ridiculous.
I'm not getting the airport two hours early. It is
not going to be that busy. Like she was like,
(05:12):
I travel for business. I am telling you six am
is the most popular flight for business travelers. It's going
to be jam packed. Did I listen to her? Hell no,
I didn't listen to her. We got it my way.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
I'm abidess man make a bid that dedry to give
him money.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
And we show up at the airport at like five
o'clock and oh my god, the TSA line was out
the door.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
And I was like, oh my gosh, what they got
a freaking business district in Puerto Rico.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
And I was like, well, no, they're going to wherever
they're going. But to get through security, you got to
get to the plane. And I felt so dumb. I
was like, we're gonna miss a flight. I had to
talk people in the line, Hey, you might if we
cut you might if we cutgo. No, No, we weren't
in Puerto Rico. We were in America.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
They're part of a territory, okay, And they speaking loss.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
I had to cut my way to the front of
the line, and then our plane was delayed. But man,
it was cutting it close. If it wasn't delayed, we
might have missed it. And I looked at her and
I said, I am sorry. I should listen to you
when it comes to flying. My apologies.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
That is the worst when you miss a plane. Been
there before, And it's when you're too cocky and you
don't leave it enough time and you got to call
the parents and be like, oh, they canceled my flight.
That was back in the day before you could look
it up. Yeah, if I was coming home for college,
miss a flight, crazy, it's delayed four hours slash. I
slept in, had no idea. You need to get to
the airport three hours early. All right, now let's go. Yeah,
(06:35):
so get on the plane. We're not leaving the airport.
This whole little this out whole episode. Whoa, I'm kidding,
just this segment. Okay, But we're at the airport and
so we're drinking. Yeah, I take a roadie. We roll
up into where.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Are you drinking at?
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Like?
Speaker 1 (06:49):
What restaurant? What are you at? Your viny vino thing?
Speaker 2 (06:52):
We'll tell you but I took a roady. So we're
heading to the airport, Baser driving and get out at VIP.
It's like five dollars more, don't even start with me.
And there's people rolling in. It's a Thursday in Nashville.
I got the cad in the car, throw at the
trash can. They're like, whoa. I want to be part
of their group. And so then the bags. Beazer's back
of trunk over vehicle doesn't work. So we're in VIP
(07:15):
and the bags are in the back seat and I'm
jerking them out because Beazer had to bring an extra
large for three days. And I mean so we look
like we're wealthy at first, and then I'm jerking the
bags out real quick. We look like country bumpkins. Oh
you want me to get out of your trunk for you? No, sorry,
they're in the back seat. We know the trunk doesn't open.
Sorry about that, sir.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
The guy literally looked at me like I was an idiot.
He's like, what, your bags aren't in the trunk. What
do you You have a trunk though, And I'm like, no,
it's easier back here, rip them out the back seat.
I'm already half a lit and so then we get
into the airport, don't go there in a month because
they're closing the whole entrance to redo the escalators because
it's so backed up and backlogged. Really, yeah, so in June,
(07:58):
don't even go to the airport. Well, they need to
have to tell you what they need to do at
the airport. They have it all screwed up.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
They only have one escalator system and it's right in
the middle, so you have to walk all the way
down or over to get back to the escalator. Then,
if you ride a shuttle to one of the parking lots,
they only have one pickup and one drop off location.
So if you're on carousel one when you get your bags,
you gotta walk back to Carousel eight to get on
the shuttle. They should have shuttle stops more than one.
(08:25):
It's unbelievably inefficient. Then curbside check in. So I did
curbside checking because I didn't want to lug the golf
clubs all the way across the airport. Right right, it's
thirty five dollars or whatever. Are forty five dollars for
your first bag. Well, if you do curbside check in,
it's forty eight dollars. Why is it three dollars more
(08:49):
to check it in at the curb?
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Wait, that's thirteen dollars more. Are you enumerate?
Speaker 1 (08:54):
No, No, I said, I don't. I don't remember if it
was thirty five or forty five.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Because thirteen dollars is actually significant.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Thirteen is a lot. But I'm saying it's either thirty
five or forty five. And then they charge you thirty
eight or forty eight because it's curbside check in. He goes, hey, man,
it's three dollars more. Do it out here. I was like, what,
He goes, do you still want to do it? It's three
dollars more? And listen, I'm a penny pincher, but I'm
already there. I'm already committed, and so I'm not gonna
(09:21):
go wait in another line for three more dollars my time.
I need to get through security. But I just don't
even understand why they up charge you three dollars to
check it at the curb. Pretty frustrating.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Yeah that, I mean, that'll curb your appetite, hey o.
But anyways, so you're a drinking appetite. So we are.
We're parked at VIP and we are heading in go
for it, and we're we're already feeling great and we
get it was quick, I believe. I don't think there
was a weight at nose. Yeah, so it was kind
of rushed. But once we got there, we realized we
had two and a half hours.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Of course you did, of course you did. Why would
I be Why would I be surprised that you have
two and a half hour before your flight?
Speaker 2 (10:01):
And I don't know if it was n Ashrall or
Charles said, but I'm pretty sure that we didn't have
bins and people are just throwing their on the belt.
I had my wallet and I go, uh, can I
get something to put it in so it doesn't get
caught in between the spitties. Bazer's got a coach he's
just throwing on the rack. I mean the suit it
(10:22):
they're the backpack which he had. Makes sense that can
go on a roller. But my phone?
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (10:28):
There, can I get a bucket for my People are
putting their phones on the rollers. They've lost their day
of minds. There was little buckets, but there was only
enough trays for like five people. And I'm like, so
you're telling me, like my chapstick isn't gonna roll out,
you know, like my Jimmy's aren't gonna just fall into
the belt. It's like, where's my bin?
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Yeah, that's a great question. I don't know why. And
they make you put everything in the bin, Like why
do I need to put my backpack in a bin?
My backpack roll is just fine on the conveyor belt,
but I have to put it in a bin. Make
it make sense to me. I can't make it make
sense to me that people don't know what they're doing
with their job. Because originally, on my flight to Austin,
I was on a non direct flight because I didn't
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know what time we were gonna get done with work
and I didn't want to miss the flight. And then
I find out we're getting done early. So I call
and they're like, oh, sorry, we can't change you because
it was made by a travel agency, and so until
the day of we cannot change you. You can do
day of change. I'm all right, So I call at midnight.
(11:28):
I stayed up till midnight till I could be the
first one I call, like, oh yeah, okay, let me see. Yeah,
travel agent, I'm not seeing how we can change your flight.
You'll just have to get on stand by. We'll put
you on standby, Okay, cool.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Cool.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
So then we get done with work and I'm driving
to the airport.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
I told you we weren't leaving the airport this segment,
and I call You're now in a random airport? Airport?
Are you this is going on? This is going to
the national airport. No, this is Puerto Rico again.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
No, I say no, no, And I say, I call
the airline again, and the lady's like, why did you
put yourself on standby? Why didn't you just change your flight?
I said. The lady said, I couldn't change my flight.
She goes, oh, honey, let me take care of that
for you. Okay, you are now on the earlier flight
and you have a window seat. Have a great day.
(12:21):
It's like, how is it so?
Speaker 2 (12:22):
Like?
Speaker 1 (12:22):
I call it one time and the person's like, oh, no,
can't change him, don't know how to do it, Gotta
put you on standby. Call five hours later, Hey, no problem,
got you on the flight. Flight switched. Thanks a lot
back to your story.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Pro tip baser said, call and that's how she was
always called. That's how she was able to switch the
flight so easily and now no up charge. It was
free have the same line. And so we get there
and head to the castle. Did you know that the
Nashville Airport has an NSC bar.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Yeah, it's on the left hand side when you're going
through d gates.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
So we went to the castle.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
That's why I'm talking around, dude.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
We started looking at the menu, okay, and we looked
at it some more. They didn't come up to us
for twenty five minutes. So I went up to the
bar and got the food and the drinks. So the castle,
there's some issue with the moat. They're not able to
get to us or something like that, and so I go,
hi there, I'll get a I got a claw and
she got a mimosa, and then I go I need
the grilled cheese. I'm dying. And the lady's like, oh,
(13:19):
did your serfer not caught you?
Speaker 1 (13:21):
No at all.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
We've only been here, like, I don't know, twenty five minutes. No,
I haven't seen anybody.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
But don't worry. We still got two hours of our flight.
We're here in plenty of time.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
Luckily we are good on that. And there's dudes in
front of us that're doing a business meeting, just pounding
the drinks on a Thursday. I'm like, what architecture company
y'all work for it? Because those plans are gonna be
a little bit blurry, Like I don't know about the
measurements on that one. May have been a little off
balance on that building.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
Maybe lean into the right, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
That's guys, great ber in Nashville, because I'm avoiding that road.
But we're just dude, watching highlights. They got big TV's
in there, and it literally is a castle. Yeah, and
there's like a mech Can food truck right across the way.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Yeah, it's not good.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Oh, didn't do it. And so I said to Baezer,
I go, hey, there's your little wine bar or whatever
over there. I said, let's do it for you. Let's
do it for you. We're done here. We got thirty
minutes left. I'm getting to the good par guys. I'm
just setting the table right now. And so we go
to the wine bar and get the two espressos and
lady goes, oh, you're gonna love these. You're gonna love
(14:22):
these espressos. Here you go. What I'll do is I'll
make them all together. And there's pour me to two
cups for y'all. Y'all to go or here, and we're like, oh,
to go, and then we'll just roll up to the
gate with them. And she's like, absolutely makes them worst
euespresso we've ever had in our life. I think, yes,
she put half of a bottle of I don't even
know Tito's in it. Baser couldn't even drink hers.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
WHOA.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
So I finished mine back and let's say twenty minutes,
Baser still got almost a full cup. Shit, I can't
drink this. It tastes terrible.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
What are we gonna do it?
Speaker 2 (14:53):
And we're still in the phase of let's not waste
alcohol if that changed in three days. But I go, well,
let me just drink yours, and she goes, no, no,
you won't be good to fly.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Oh, that would be bad.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
You will not be good to fly. She's like, if
you're any wobbly, they'll take you right off the flight.
I'm telling you, well, I was trumped by the guy
over here. This guy is absolutely housed. Oh and he
just met a chick. So they met at the bar
and they walk up to the gate and we're all
going to Charleston together.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
Love it.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
The girl looks like I wish I uh, she looks
like Eddie's wife.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
Great description.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Man, it's not gonna help people at home. And I
don't know who that guy is, but I'm sure he
has a fine wife. And she just met this guy.
And the guy looks like do you know the guy
that murdered the girl in the van when they went
across the country. Yeah, he looks identical to that guy,
Gabby Patito. Yeah, he looks like the Gabby Patito.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Guy has his name Brian something.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Don't remember his name, only remember hers rest in peace.
He can be eating my alligators. And so he's in
line in laundry. Yeah, he's in line with the lady
that looks like the wife.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Okay, okay.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
And the people at the baggers claim go, hey, we
need twelve people and hand over their bags. Twelve people
or we're gonna just start coming and taking the bags.
He is yelling this loud, I gotta step away. So
this is you get You're not taking my bag. Oh,
And it was funny half of a time. He did
it three or four times. I said you're not taking
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my bag. Oh, And I was like Baezer, we don't
gotta worry about me being too drug. I think he
just took all the attention and so we've already passed
the point of not being fun anymore. No, you're not
taking my bag. We are gonna need to take people's bag.
(16:48):
I said, you're not taking it. I don't know how
this guy made it on the plane, but the lady
and him separated. They had met each other, and it
broke up. At first she was laughing, but then it
was it got to the point where people are like, uh,
it's security. Is somebody gonna get this guy off the flight?
He made it on good not drinking my bag. I'm like, bezer,
(17:11):
is that what I look like when I'm drunk? But
obviously I'm starting to feel a little bit. I'm like,
they're like, we will be taking your bags. I'm like,
you're not, hope, I can't yell, we will not go out.
You're not taking it. I think he did hit him
with one of those you're not taking it, and I'm
(17:33):
with one of those, and I'm like kind of laughing
a little bit. But luckily took the attention off me good,
so I was fine. I put down half a bottle
of Tito's in that espresso. I was good to board.
Good he as for my past I pull up my ID.
I reached the other pocket, hand in my cell phone.
He's like, I don't need to look.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
At your Instagram.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
Where's your ticket?
Speaker 1 (17:53):
It's a good start.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
But we get on windows or I what do we
sit in? Baezer always screws me. So I was in
the middle. She's in the window.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
That's brutal. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
So where we're flying. We're gone off to Charleston. After Charleston,
I'm in bed. I woke up. The flight's twenty minutes.
I woke up twenty minutes later, and you touch down.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
Everything's beautiful.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
Couldn't tell you anything that happened on the plane. Baser
took an Instagram. I can put it on ours that
she did. But other than that, don't remember. The flight
out like a light. Slept the whole time. Love it,
love it? And you how's the weather in Charleston? You
look out the window. Is it night?
Speaker 1 (18:25):
Is it sunny? Is it raining? What are we doing?
Speaker 2 (18:28):
Perfect? The sun is setting. We made it just in time.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
I can't wait to hear what happens in Charleston. We'll
be right back after this. You're not take that.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
We're not laving. Welcome back.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
So we're in Charleston. Welcome to Charleston.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
Whooa. It is beautiful sun going down.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
Yeap.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
We're picking back up right where we left off, which
was what in the uber and the sunset.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
You get out and they hand you a lea and
they say, welcome to Charleston.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Not a not a lot of traffic on the road.
We got right to our airbnb downtown, so it was quick,
love it, and I believe the bachelorette parties were still waiting.
They had all their stuff on the flowers. I mean
it was basically they're wearing daffodils. I mean it was
ridiculous because I don't think they really have a where
do I put my arms in Nashville cowboy hats, boots
(19:20):
and Charleston. I don't know if they really know how
to do.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Yeah, there's not a theme.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. So it's do we really
dress up? Do we do? Is it satire? Are we
going to overdo it? Who knows? But that's not what
I'm talking about. So back to the airbnb. We're getting
there now. Yeah, we're there, and this is one that's
not gonna flood, so we're not worried about sandbags like
last time we looked. It's above grounds. You got to
check that when you're near sea level New Orleans. Apparently
he's gonna flood the next hundred years.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
Charles could also be there as well. And we stopped
at Walgreens. That's where we got the twenty four pack
of beer. We're getting wine, we're getting energy drinks, maybe
some chips. We got a frozen pizza. That will never
make stuff like that, okay. And but we're at the
Airbnb and we said, hey, we gotta go to we
want to go to this restaurant one six seven Raw
(20:08):
six seven that but it was before that was popular.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
But then I realized I had that grilled cheese at
the airport, and I was like, I'm not even really
that hungry for that. Let's just walk around, okay. Okay,
So we're bouncing around.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
So you're gonna go to this nice restaurant with oysters
and whatever, because I'm assuming one six to seven raw
mean seafood, and you are gonna pass it up because
you had a grilled cheese just let me get it straight. Yeah,
got it, go ahead.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
I guess there's really no payoff for one six seven raw.
But we talked about it the entire weekend and we
never went once. I just heard people from Laguna Beach
talk about it, so I want to do it. So
you've never been there, never never went, and still haven't
been great.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
But so raise review of one six to seven raw
is They talked about it on Laguna Beach. It looked awesome,
but the grilled cheese at the airport so much better.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
And we go. We see this place called El hefe Ooh,
Mexican spot. Why not when we're coastal, why not go Mexican?
Speaker 1 (21:08):
I love that idea.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
You can take the boy out of Mexico. You can't
take the Mexico out of the boy.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
And we get in there and we get chips in
Casadia Baser never seen her order this. She gets a
ranch water, which is like milk and tequila. Whoa yeah,
and it was a fountain drink of it.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
Dude. There was a guy at one of the parties.
It was a party on a Friday night and there
was people just walking around with margarita's and it looked
like Topachico's on a server tray. Yeah, And the guy goes, oh, man, yes,
I love Topachico grabs one. Oh what the hell is this?
(21:51):
Oh my god, it's a ranch water. I haven't had
a drink in ten years. Oh my god, Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
Oh that's not funny.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Oh it's not funny.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
He lost his sobriety.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
He's like that, no, oh my, get this away from me.
He hadn't had a drink in ten years. See.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
He spit it all out though. He's good. Yeah, I
think we're gonna say he's good.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
Yeah. I don't know. I didn't. I didn't keep up
with him the rest of the night. I felt awkward
being in the circle when he was like. He took
a drink and he was like, oh man, what because
it does look like a water, Yeah, it does look
like a topa Chico. Because it's just they should say something.
Because it had a napkin wrapped around the bottom so
(22:35):
you couldn't see the label. And he just saw it
and thought, oh man, one of those sparkling waters or
whatever you call it, fizzy waters. And he took a
big old swig. Oh man, Oh what the what? Man,
that's Oh, that's terrible. Man. I haven't had a drink
in ten years. And he goes and grabs the water.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
Dying a thirst. Poor guy. Oh, get the man of
Desani with Fina.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
Get him something. I mean, it was like, I don't.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
Know, Baser had the same reaction. It was terrible. She
drank maybe a drink of this twenty five dollars drink
and that was it. Yeah, but we don't do a
thing like you were in college, where you have to
drink what you ordered.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
No, no, you do because you just did it at
the airport. Yeah, just twenty minutes ago when you were
at the airport, you said we were still in the
phase of can't waste alcohol.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
No, it's already changed, though, but it's now changed. Once
we get to Charleston, it's a whole dude ball game.
And so I was still kind of holding out for
one six seven Rob. I was like, you know what,
maybe we're gonna go there a little bit later, foreshadowing
you guys know, we already don't go there. So I
didn't eat. I ate no chips or anything. So I eaten, yeah,
cause I was saying I wanted to be starving for
my lobster role.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
So you went to the Mexican restaurant because you're like,
oh man, when you're going coastal, you met the Mexican.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
Drink, correct, and so obviously, what are you gonna order there?
I got a claw, I said, Calamia Claude had a
huge were watching. I believe that was the night the
next were up ninety points.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
Uh yeah, that would have been ninety points up Nicks.
But here's the question. You went to the Mexican restaurant
because when you're on the coast, why not go coastal?
And you went true Mexican and you got a white claw.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
Yeah, I'm not a tequila guy. What the That's what
I'm telling.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
The other So it didn't matter what restaurant you went to,
you were gonna get a claw.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
Mistakes were made, like.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
You built it up like you were going to this
Mexican restaurant for a Mexican martini, a margarita, something, a casadilla,
and no, you went because they have white claw.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
Bartrand from Mexico.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
Bartender, good guy, he said, he's a football coach and
a bartender. Worked seven days a week, and as we're
taking a four day week I'm out. I'm out. Yeah,
and I felt kind of guilty. Oh yeah, we're working too.
We're here on business. I told him we'd be back.
Never were.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
So then we hit the special heats he's been waiting for.
He's like, man, where are those cool people that we met?
Speaker 2 (24:59):
So we still a little bit of time. She had
been talking to who, what's the guy I'm gonna name
guys from these shows? You're not gonna know him.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
Nope, I'm not because I don't watch Southern Charm, but
I want to hear him.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
So Jesse Solomon, he's a singer guy. He had a show.
We were never gonna make it, just with the flight,
but afterwards she was talking to Joe Bradley. Oh and
he's from Southern Hospitality, and he goes, yeah, after there's
a secret set. Mattie Reese, his girlfriend also on the show,
is gonna be playing this DJ set at Audio Live,
(25:29):
And so we knew we were never gonna make the concert.
So we walked past Audio Live to go get some
drinks at a place called Uptown. It's pretty popular.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
Yeah, Uptown Funk, gonna give it to you.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
I don't know why it's called Uptown it's not really uptown,
it's just the name of it. But there's nothing but
twenty year olds in there. Girls are wearing nothing, guys,
I mean they all look like they just did an
elephant walk.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
Sounds like you need to go to uptown man.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
No, no, no. We did one drink and bailed, okay,
And after that we then walk past again Audio Live
and it had been like twenty thirty minutes and the
line is out the door and we were checking it
and we're like, oh, that must mean the pop up
show is gonna start. It's ending. People were coming out.
I mean, so you thought there were twenty somethings in
uptown wait till this show at Audio Live for Jesse Solman,
(26:14):
I was flooded by eighteen year olds. Okay, I'm like
a forty year old guy with a cane on the street.
Boom stomach shirt boom boom's hanging out. Boom spray tan boom,
real tan boom. Get out of that way, oh boom,
I'm gonna I'm gabar seeing he or No, I don't
want to tell you anymore. Hey, get back here. I
love you. No, you're mean to me and my girlfriends.
(26:35):
Where's my vape. Hey, come back to the frat house.
It was nuts. It was a flood of sororities and frats.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
Dude. The fights have out at bars or whatever. Like
walking after the iHeart Country Festival at Saturday, walking by
a couple, she's a little bit in front of him.
That's the rudest thing you've ever done to me. That
is the rudest thing you've ever done to me. He
was like, Okay, okay, I mean, wow, I love it.
(27:05):
I mean I don't know how you get in a
fight at a concert, Like a concert is supposed to
be a fun time with your your significant other, whatever.
But getting a fight at a concert you had to
be drinking a lot. That's the most disrespectful thing you've
ever done to me. That rude is thing whatever. And
he was just like, okay. He had his hands in
his pocket. He was kind of walking meekly like with
his head down, and she's storming got the almost looked
(27:27):
like I had tears in her eyes and it was rough.
But go ahead continue. You're reminding me of little things
that I totally forgot about rock and roll.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
Dude, I don't give a crap. And also a good
little joke is if a couple gets in a fight
and it's not a concert, but if it's a boxing
or UFC event, then you can always just say, oh,
I didn't know you guys were the main card. A
great when you can use truckers. I know you guys
don't got a lot to go with, but you're the
audio live place the line. So I go up to
(27:55):
the bouncer as I'm about to tap him and say, hey,
Jesse Salmon, get at his show just ended. We know
Joe Bradley, he's been dming with my wife, and Joe
Bradley knows Mattie Reese's dating her. We want to go
see her secret set. Nobody knows about it, but we do.
So you can just like get me through the line.
As I'm going to touch his arm, Baser gets gunshy
and goes, oh my gosh, No, I don't want to
even go to the DJ set anymore. I don't know,
(28:16):
I'm embarrassed. I don't know. Let's just go what we
would have had VIP I would have been on the
stacks of wax.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
What are we embarrassed about?
Speaker 2 (28:25):
I guess she just had like she was.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
Nervous about meeting Joe Bradley in person.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
She has never met him in person.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Man, and she's worried that she's been dming with him.
But is he going to live up to the hype?
Speaker 2 (28:37):
And so, being the understanding husband that I am, I
just said, okay, let's go, and so we were off
and back to bed. That was it what it was
an early night.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
So you had access to the party of the century
at up at Live with Joe Bradley and Jesse Solomon,
and you you opted for bed because your wife was embarrassed.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
Access to everything, ability to go to nothing. Dude.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
That's like when I was in Vegas with my wife
one time and we had tickets. She was working, and
so we had tickets to maybe the Black Crows. I
don't even know who they are, and she got really
drunk at the blackjack tables, like I gotta go to bed,
and I was like, the hell you are? The hell
you are? Come on, we gotta go. You're not that drunk.
(29:26):
She's like, I can't go, I can't go, And I'm like, well,
I'm going by myself. Why did I care? Don't even
know who the band is.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
It's just the point of it. It was on the agenda.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
It was on the agenda. Man, we had tickets, and
I was like, I'm going, I'm going, And I tried
to go by myself and I almost got arrested because
the tickets at will call were under her name. I
had her ID. They questioned me about, oh, did you
mug her in the parking lot and steal her ID?
And I'm like, how would I know she had tickets
with the Black Crows? Like if I mugged her in
the parking lot, how would I know she was coming here.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
I'm gonna be the father of her children and son.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
I'm just trying to walk right in without tickets. And
they busted me.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
That's one of my favorite stories. Yeah, you trying to
get into a Black Crows show.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
Yeah, but go ahead. So you go to bed.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
Yeah we went tonight, good night.
Speaker 1 (30:10):
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
Next day we're up and we go to what jumping
you up on a Saturday or Friday? I was up
at seven am, okay, I did to check in. I
had to do some stuff with the Old Leig Show, and.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
Well, let's take a break. We'll be right back, all right.
Speaker 2 (30:27):
And we decided to go to church and Union.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
I want to say oh, just like here they have
a church street.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
No, no, we have the exact same restaurant here.
Speaker 1 (30:37):
Oh my god, Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
But it's cool.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
No, no, no, it is no, no, no. You went to a
different city to just go to the same restaurants you
have here. Do you see the problem with that?
Speaker 2 (30:56):
Whatever?
Speaker 1 (30:57):
Okay, you do you? Why do I care? But it's
like you have a Ruth Chris steakhouse and then you
go to another town. Oh, let's go to Ruth Chris.
What you have that in your own town? Why not
try something else?
Speaker 2 (31:10):
Go ahead, and we get a flight of Mimosa's. I
didn't know it meant you were about to drink four mimosas.
Obviously we each both left some.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
Here we go. We're wasting alcohol this whole trip. I
think the theme of the trip is not doing anything
and wasting alcohol. Go ahead, dude, I don't.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
Want four mimosas before noon. Because Beaser got us some
ten am brunch, which was good. We didn't have to
wait in line.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
Yeah, that's nice. It's always good to have a plan.
Speaker 2 (31:35):
Hostess interesting never looked at us. The waitress fumbled on
her words left and right. She'd be like, oh, here
you go. Here's your mustard. I'm sorry, I mean catch up.
Here you go. Your fights are almost fights are almost here?
Are you guys having a good gay? I mean day?
She was all over the place with their words. I
was like, did you go out to el Hefe last night?
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Because girl was drinking last night. I mean she was
had the riddled with anxiety in her in her arms
when she was handing us stuff.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
I think she had the She had the VIP access
with Jesse Solomon and Jack Bradley the night before, and
she was probably on the wax of stacks. You would
have met her VIP if you would have stayed at
the party. That's like our waitress at Waterloo on Sunday
with the whole family. She was all over the place.
We ordered two orders of chips and dip, one for
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the adults, one for the kids. We ordered fried pickles
and she brings out a bucket of fried mushrooms different
We didn't order that, and then someone dropped the chips
and dip off, but only one serving of it. Then
my mom ordered a diet a coke and she brought
her a diet coke batter's box and wanted on sweet tea,
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got sweet tea. I mean she was all over the place.
My dad tried to order a sandwich and they have
a little automatic thing like a computer hand in their hand,
like an iPad. She just I can't find that anywhere
on the menu. I might to go ask my colleague,
and so just hit search. She was all over the place.
Thank you for reminding me back to Charleston.
Speaker 2 (33:10):
The brunch was fine. Then we're gonna just hit the streets,
which it's great for that cobblestone. So many shops and restaurants.
You'll never go to all of them in your entire lifetime. Really, yeah,
that's it's That's what I kind of forgot about. And
so I was taking pictures next to the funny ones,
Like she would walk past a Gucci store and I'd
take a picture. She'd walk past adultching Gabana and take
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a picture, you know.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
Yeah, the nice one. Yeah. Yeah, I got a question
that call me stupid. Is Charleston. Do they have a beach?
Speaker 2 (33:37):
Yeah they do, but you got to go to this
Sullivan's Island place, got it? So where we were at
in what it's called the main mainland, it's there's no
beach there. You can kind of like go on the
edge and see it, but there's no beach, kind of
like Key West.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
Got it.
Speaker 2 (33:50):
But so we're just doing the shopping thing. We go
to Uncommon James, which is Christian Kristin Cavalari's place.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
So wait, you've been to twelveth and you a church
which is here? Yes, Uncommon Jane which is here, which
is here? So you basically went there to do Nashville things.
Speaker 2 (34:08):
And then we went to the Apple Store because I
needed a charger. And then yeah, but here's the deal.
Here's the funny part. We go past this one place.
It's called Sewing down South. It's from the show Southern Charm.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
Love It.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
The celebrity dude, Craig Conover is in there, and he
literally follows me on Instagram. He dms with Baser. He's
been on Amy's podcast from The Big Show. Okay, and
so he's doing a pillow show where he just like
signs people's pillows. I don't know what he does. He's
like a designer. And there's a line fifty women in
there and the door's wide open. So I'm like, well,
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this dude freaking follows me on Instagram. Let's go this
is awesome. We've never met him. Love the show. The
door's slightly open. I go to push the door open. Remember,
I'm like two flights deep. I'm a most correct push
it open pretty forcibly, and this lady pushes it back
and goes, well, I'm sorry, we are at capacity. You're
not coming in. We are closed. Oh I'm sorry the
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door was open. I mean, Craig is literally smiling at us, waving,
and she goes, we are at capacity. We are just
about to be closed. No more people can come in.
I'm sorry. Sorry the door was open. It's not like
I broke in. Okay, bye. So we missed another interaction
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with somebody of reality star.
Speaker 1 (35:29):
You didn't go, hey, Craig, what's up, dude? Can you
get me in? You didn't like wave Craig come over
here real quick.
Speaker 2 (35:34):
He's waving behind the glass, and then we scurried off.
Maybe baser a gunshy again?
Speaker 1 (35:40):
Oh mind, you guys have really fumbled the bag this
whole weekend. So far, We've had a chance to meet
Jack Doherty and Jesse Solomon, and now we had a
chance to meet Craig Hanover.
Speaker 2 (35:53):
What's his name, Craig Conover Craig.
Speaker 1 (35:55):
Conover and we have not met any of them.
Speaker 2 (35:59):
So we go back to Uptown, which we had been
to the previous day. It's a good spot and we
talked to the Wagers. She's nice. I had one of
the worst watered down Red Bull vodka slushies I've ever
had in my entire life. I couldn't finish it fast enough.
I didn't. I finished it half the way and then
got a claw. Yeah, and so Baser's talking to her.
(36:20):
I bounce upstairs. I talked to like some cool bartender
and three frat daddies are just getting day drunk on
a Friday. Had a great conversation with him, talking about
apparently it was College of Charleston weekend. Oh yeah, so
that's why our airbnb was kind of expensive. All these
families were in time.
Speaker 1 (36:34):
I think they were all graduating. They were yeah, yeah,
But then dude, wait, there's a college in Charles that's
a pretty cool college.
Speaker 2 (36:41):
That it might be tops in the country. Wow. Yeah,
it's right there too. And it's the basketball stadium's right there.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
That's cool.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
Yep. The conversation ends me and they tell us all, oh,
there's gonna be these Blue Angels whoa, those like eight
planes that fly over and shake the whole town. And
so we go there, go, Hey, the tallest place in
Charleston is the tap room across. So we go across
to this tap room place. It's hard to find it.
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Get all the way up to find out that tap
room closed and now it's just a guy in like
a little corner section serving like four drinks and like
food that comes from like seven floors down at a hotel.
And all the taps have been ripped off the wall,
so there's like missing wallpaper and there's like marks on
the walls.
Speaker 1 (37:26):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (37:26):
And to try and make it a bar, they pushed
all the tables against the windows because they don't want
people going on the patio, so all the tables, like
the chairs. You would open it up and it would
just be pushed up against the wall and all. But
there was too much furniture for the space because of
how they had had it set up. And they're in
a renovation period. Sounds like it's going well, and so
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that even the owner comes, okay, and he goes, how
did you guys find us go? You're telling me, dude,
this place sucks. He goes, that's crazy. What do you
up herefore? And I go, Well, if they said it's
the best view, we're seeing the blue Angels. Oh that's awesome.
Well let me know if there's anything I can get you. Guys.
Is great you found us. Sorry, it wasn't easy to
find you. I mean we took twists and turns through
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a hotel downstairs. And once I got up here and
saw the kegs ripped off the wall, immediately it's like,
why is this place called tap room? There's no taps.
Speaker 1 (38:20):
I'm gonna tap out. I'm gonna tap out.
Speaker 2 (38:23):
I'm gone. Man. Well, the Blue Angels never flew across.
We go back. What in the world right? We go
back to the airbnb. They flew across and we went
to bed. They woke us up from our naps like
five times and shook the entire Airbnb. Oh those are
the blue Angels we were trying to see on the
tallest building. Now that we're in bed, that we're seeing
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him not at all, but shaking us.
Speaker 1 (38:46):
So I'm gonna count that as another miss Maneah, it might.
Speaker 2 (38:48):
Have been an l on that as well. Gosh, but
we had to meet our friend. We met up with
our friend. We went to a place called on the
Way for dinner.
Speaker 1 (38:56):
Yeah, who was your friend Katie?
Speaker 2 (38:57):
She's a connector. Yeah, so connected? And on the Way
is from the show Southern Charm. One of the kids
owns it. Got it missed him? I guess he was.
He came Instagram. Baser saw it thirty minutes after we left.
But after that, Baser and her went to Husk, which
we we.
Speaker 1 (39:15):
Have a husk here. Oh my gosh, we've been to
every Nashville establishment in Charleston.
Speaker 2 (39:20):
I go back to the Airbnb. I don't know the code.
I've never been on the Airbnb app. It's like sixteen
digits and a pound sign. So what do I do.
I just sleep on the couch out there on the patio.
But I didn't want to interrupt Baser. She comes back.
She goes, you even talked to us on the phone,
and you never once said you were locked out of
the place. I go. It was beautiful weather. I was
just chilling on this couch here on the patio. I
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was really in no hurry to get inside. I'm not
like trying to watch a game or anything, and I'm
pretty much good on alcohol. She comes and I'm sleeping
on the couch outside of a two thousand dollars Airbnb.
Speaker 1 (39:58):
Dude, that's terrible.
Speaker 2 (40:00):
Good nap though, clutch.
Speaker 1 (40:02):
I mean that's like Greg one time when we came
back from six We were heading back from sixth Street,
and I don't know how he left early from sixth Street,
like he bailed out.
Speaker 2 (40:10):
Nobody's ever gonna leave at the same time.
Speaker 1 (40:11):
Right, never gonna leavet the same time. Greg's like, all right,
I'm going back to Garrett's. Man, I'll see you guys there.
And Garrett's wife was in the house, so he could
have just knocked and been let into the house, but
he goes. I didn't want to wake her up. We
found Greg asleep on the front porch always not even
on no, not a couch, just on the straight concrete.
Speaker 2 (40:30):
That's what I'm saying. When you see a locked door drunk.
He's like that, Yes, this is my spot, this is
my spot.
Speaker 1 (40:34):
And he just laid down.
Speaker 2 (40:35):
Dude.
Speaker 1 (40:36):
His credit card is his wallet all splot all over
the front porch. He's just laying there.
Speaker 2 (40:40):
Man.
Speaker 1 (40:40):
We're like Greg, Greg, Oh, why don't you go inside?
I didn't want to wake him by yep, man, I'll
just stay here.
Speaker 2 (40:48):
Generous while drunk.
Speaker 1 (40:50):
How about dumb when drunk.
Speaker 2 (40:53):
We gotta go to the next day. Oh, we gotta
go to what day is Saturday? Day? Bro?
Speaker 1 (40:56):
All right, we'll take a break and we're heading into Saturday.
We welcome back to Charleston, or we'll head back to
Charleston right after this. Go for it.
Speaker 2 (41:06):
Man, it's raining all day. Baser wants to leave, but
just because of the rain. It's not like anything was
going wrong. But we already booked up things. So we
go tavern and table.
Speaker 1 (41:15):
Oh, we don't have that here.
Speaker 2 (41:16):
We're going shem Creek, which is right there. There's like
a canal. Dolphins are jumping cranes. It's pretty awesome when
the sun shining rain it was fine. Baser throws on
a rain coat. We take an Xcel just to make
sure we didn't float off the bridge or anything like
that because it was a lot of rain. I'm talking NonStop.
Cats and dogs. Go there and I got a mac
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and cheese and pork.
Speaker 1 (41:40):
Pork mac and cheese. Yeah, okay, some pork in the
mac and cheese.
Speaker 2 (41:44):
Really good. We got bloody Mary's. We asked for them,
not spicy. They were on fire. Still drank them though, good.
Speaker 1 (41:51):
Good.
Speaker 2 (41:52):
And then there's a place right next door called Reds,
which is popular. People know about it, and it's you're
just right there on this canal, dolphins jumping, watching games,
throwing back beers. Got it ordered from a bartender inside.
I said, can I get a seltzer? She comes back
with a cup of soda water. I go, what is this?
And she said this is a seltzer? And I said, well,
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I'm sorry where I come from. Claw mea claw because
that's a seltzer.
Speaker 1 (42:18):
So when you say you were drinking beers, you meant claws.
Speaker 2 (42:21):
Yeah, I was always drinking.
Speaker 1 (42:22):
Well you said we were over here at Reds drinking beers.
Oh definitely not, thank you, And beers and claws are
two different animals.
Speaker 2 (42:32):
And then we're there. Our friend Katie meets up.
Speaker 1 (42:35):
With this again. Good Katie. Is she in a good movie?
She's feeling good from last night?
Speaker 2 (42:39):
Yeah? Yeah, she said she lasted an hour after Beezer
lasted two hours after me at Husk, and Katie lasted
an hour after that. Wow, but still early. She said
she was in bed by ten thirty.
Speaker 1 (42:51):
Katie is a connector.
Speaker 2 (42:52):
And so then I'm talking to people. I meet this
one girl looked like Billy's X talking to her, bought
her a drink. Don't even know why.
Speaker 1 (42:59):
Whoa because you felt like a connection for Billy.
Speaker 2 (43:01):
Yeah, I can post the video. Then the Trey girls
come over with thirty six shots of Patron.
Speaker 1 (43:07):
Whoa, and they wanted you to take all of them.
Speaker 2 (43:10):
And the uh, I guess it was a promotional thing
as well.
Speaker 1 (43:15):
Yeah, so they're just handing them out, so this is
the best shots. They didn't laugh, They did not laugh.
Speaker 2 (43:27):
I told the people around us that I bought them,
so they're all like, thank you so much. My bill
at the end of the day was like sixty bucks.
I definitely did not buy them, and those girls are
mad at me because I'm taking credit for it.
Speaker 1 (43:39):
Those Patron girls did not smile these shots. And she's going, Okay,
this guy, she.
Speaker 2 (43:45):
Was probably wondered if she was gonna give you what
or not. I grabbed it, not a big Petron guy.
It went down the hatch I can't. When it's free,
it goes down the hatch Man. The only reason for
these stories is the girl at the bar. I had
an interesting conversation with.
Speaker 1 (43:59):
The one that looks like Billy's X.
Speaker 2 (44:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (44:02):
Oh, okay, and uh.
Speaker 2 (44:04):
She said, oh, you're from Austin originally, and I said yeah,
and she goes, you know, though Austin's known for that
one like swingers place?
Speaker 1 (44:13):
What?
Speaker 2 (44:13):
And I go, excuse me, A sober up real quick?
I mean patron, uh bloody Mary, Seltzer water and Seltzer
cloth didn't matter at that point. I was stone cold sober.
Excuse me. She goes, yeah, there's this place called Cromwell
or Clomwell or Collettes. Just write them all down, truckers
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when you've got time in the parking lot, look them up.
I haven't had time to yet. And she said, you
go into it with a partner and like you just
drink and hang out. You pay one hundred and fifty
dollars and we just go in there and then when
you're ready to hook up, you go into these bedrooms
that are see through and people that the bar can
(44:55):
see you hook up. What such? I'm like, excuse me,
Oh what did she facers? Over here? Pet and a dog?
And I'm talking about a swigger strip club at Austin
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p one hundred and fifty bucks.
Speaker 1 (45:18):
I thought you were gonna say. Baser was booking her
flight i'd he when you found this information out? How
come I didn't get a text. I was in Austin
and you didn't send me a text, and hey, can
you go check this out?
Speaker 2 (45:34):
I hit up Billy. He's never heard of it.
Speaker 1 (45:36):
I've never heard of it. Man.
Speaker 2 (45:37):
I don't know how they're legal, but I guess it's
because you're willing. Then it's fine.
Speaker 1 (45:42):
But I said so just and since we don't google
on this show, I can't google it right now, so
I'm not gonna google it, but I'm very intrigued. I
guarantee you some of our truckers, if they've gone through Austin,
they've stopped there.
Speaker 2 (45:57):
And she said, there's only two of them in the world.
The other one is in Denver.
Speaker 1 (46:01):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (46:02):
And I go, so why do the people? And she goes,
They're into they're into being watched, and she goes, sometimes
it gets creepy though with single dudes.
Speaker 1 (46:13):
Yeah, all day, Arnold. I'm not I'm about to run
this by HR. I don't know if this is okay, HR.
Speaker 2 (46:21):
Can I get a beer, a towe and some motion.
I'm gonna go upstairs hang around the patio. I mean,
can you imagine the creepers there.
Speaker 1 (46:32):
Oh dude, it would be like a gawk session. Hey, hey, man,
let's go to this bar. You're been here or no,
no either, ie, male, Let's see what they're all about. Whoa, dude,
this is the greatest bar ever.
Speaker 2 (46:42):
Hey, you guys go watch the game. I'm gonna go upstairs.
Is that the base pounding.
Speaker 1 (46:49):
And that music's live? Turn it down?
Speaker 2 (46:51):
Whoa? Oh yeah, you guys stay down here and watch
the game. I'm gonna go watch something else. So has
she been the yeah, she goes, well, I mean I
didn't like my wife was standing right next to me,
so I'm not like, hey, uh so, like what positions
(47:11):
are you in? Was like trying to act. I was
trying to act not interested, but also listen.
Speaker 3 (47:17):
Yeah wow, it was one of those pacers petting a
dog and I'm learning about a seat through Swinger Strip Club.
Speaker 1 (47:26):
You're you're learning about people petting the kiddie.
Speaker 2 (47:32):
Baser goes, hey, I met a dog. I go what
we weren't talking about doggie?
Speaker 1 (47:36):
Yeah we weren't talking dog whoa oh no, no, no, no, no,
never said that word to her in my life.
Speaker 2 (47:42):
No, there really was a dog at the bar at
Bey goes. That's how he knew it was time to
go home, that you were drunk. You were petting the
dog at the bar.
Speaker 1 (47:51):
I mean, Ray is scared of dogs, man, But.
Speaker 2 (47:53):
I wrote it down. If we do get a dog,
this is the one I'm gonna get. Docs and super cute,
small guy, very small and it almost looks handicapped because
it's like so fat, but its legs are so small.
Speaker 1 (48:07):
Yeah. Yeah, can't run away very far. Can't catch it.
Speaker 2 (48:11):
The lady would have never known that I hate dogs.
I mean she was probably thought I was the biggest
dog lover man.
Speaker 1 (48:17):
So what times you turn in on a Saturday night?
Speaker 2 (48:20):
We had to go to bed?
Speaker 1 (48:21):
We I know you had a flight at five am
after that from shem Creek.
Speaker 2 (48:26):
Uber Baser saw a Dakri bar that is owned by Lava,
and Lava is on Southern Hospitality. She owns the bars
that all the kids work at on that show. Okay,
and she's also sometimes on Southern Charm, but not really anymore.
She's been phased out.
Speaker 1 (48:40):
Okay, So do you go to Lava? We go to.
Speaker 2 (48:42):
Laiva's, which is a Dakrey bar. Look it up. Charleston
super strict on dress code we get espresso martinis. They're frozen.
Oh and that was it. We cashed out. We're back
to the airbnb, asleep at three not.
Speaker 1 (48:55):
Hey, and we already found out about the airport on
the last on Monday. But you know what it reminded
me of. I forgot to tell you. On my flight back,
I had the window nineteen f so whoever was in
the middle and row nineteen e she pounded like three beers, fine, no, fine,
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But then she started burping beer, and so I had
burp beer, smell wafting my direction.
Speaker 2 (49:24):
Attractive, terrible, no her, no, not attractive.
Speaker 1 (49:30):
And then she proceeds to pass out with her head
against the seat in front of her. She's burping still
as she's sleeping. Boo, and then her head flops back
against the chair. Then boom, it flops to the chair
in front of her. Then we land and we have
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to wait because there's a plane at our gate. This
girl doesn't know we landed, head still against the seat
in front of her. You gotta tell her we pulled
to the gate. She's still drunk, passed out with her
head against its chair. It's at about row twelve and
people are starting to jostle around, start move around, and
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I'm like, all right, hey, poker. And I said, hey, hey, ma'am.
Speaker 2 (50:17):
We landed.
Speaker 1 (50:18):
Time to get off, ma'am, Time to get off.
Speaker 2 (50:22):
What are you were? Husband?
Speaker 1 (50:24):
Well, no, but I'm stuck at the window. I'm nineteen
a half. She was nineteen e. Finally said ma'am, and
she goes, yeah, and I said it's time to get off.
She goes, I know, Oh my gosh. I'm like, no,
you didn't. You had no idea. You were in a
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passed out state on the plane. Go. So she gets
off and I don't see her again. And then I'm
on the shuttle to the car. Guess who's on the
shuttle to her car? Nineteen e beer Waffer, beer waffer.
So we op off with the shuttle stop and then
I get off of the next shuttle stop, getting the
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vehicle and I'm driving out. This lady has her bag
spilled all over the ground because she can't find her keys.
Speaker 2 (51:13):
I know where they are.
Speaker 1 (51:15):
I'm like, ma'am, I know what I'm doing, Okay, all right,
And I was like, let me get on the road
before she does, cuz I don't think she should be driving.
Speaker 2 (51:24):
Funny, you bring up the airport as the final part
of this story, because that's where my final part. Oh
Is hit me with it before we had left. Baser
goes Hey the Kentucky Derby's on Sunday. These apps are
all banned and stuff. Let's just get on. I'm gonna
throw fifty bucks in the account. Why don't you pick
a horse? And I'm like, that's so freaking stupid, Like literally,
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gambling's the dumbest thing ever. I was like, whatever, we
still got thirty minutes. We're sitting here drinking these espresso
vodkas and they're terrible, and I'm feeling it a little bit. Yeah,
you know what, let me get it. The app she
has has like fastest horror shit, it has like finishing speed,
it has like the odds doesn't really have the names though,
so I'm like, ah, the one that really could come
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up from behind was Golden Tempo, like really come up
from behind. I was like, I love that, and the
odds were like twenty three to one. I was like, cause,
I'm not gonna place this bet and win forty dollars.
Cool love forty dollars. I want to win like hundreds,
So I'll do this bet so I can win five
hundred dollars twenty twenty five dollars on twenty three to
one odds. So I was like, I'll just do golden tempo.
It can really come from behind. That's what I like.
(52:27):
At the Kentucky Derby, I didn't like that. It isn't
used to long races. I didn't like that. I was like,
just do golden tempo. I'm done. Shit, you want to
pick another one. I was like, no, just do one.
Check it. We'll watch the race and do it.
Speaker 1 (52:38):
Well.
Speaker 2 (52:38):
We had fallen asleep, never watched the race, woke up
the next morning and APP doesn't work. Who did I pick? Hey?
Who won the race? I don't know. APP won't even
let me log in. All right, screw it, get back on,
get on the airport land. She pulls up the apps.
Oh my gosh, we have five hundred dollars in our account.
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Oh the horse I picked drunk in the airport on
vodka espressos won.
Speaker 3 (53:07):
The kid Jockie cold tempo, the woman rider horse and trader.
The woman wins it. I one on a twenty three
to one long shot. I'm back gambling, baby.
Speaker 2 (53:26):
We cashed that sucker out. It ain't ever looking bad.
Speaker 1 (53:29):
Let me tell you, finally you actually did something this weekend.
You had miss after miss after miss, and I was
just waiting for the sad ending of another miss. But
you get home and you finally hit. You finally hit.
Speaker 2 (53:44):
Didn't even watch it, did even watch it?
Speaker 1 (53:49):
I still didn't haven't seen it.
Speaker 2 (53:51):
You know how crazy we would have been going.
Speaker 1 (53:54):
Didn't even watch it, but you would have been watching
with Joey Connor going crazy. Oh, except you didn't get
to see Joey Connor. Would have been at Red's with.
Speaker 2 (54:05):
The lady at the Swinger see Through Strip Club, would
have been at the Dacre Bar with the Espresso Frozens. Instead,
we're passed out of the Airbnb and Golden Tempo crushes
the Derby.
Speaker 1 (54:16):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (54:17):
And as we were trying to sleep that night, they
did another Blue Bomber show and rattled the whole Airbnb
from about four to six, woke us up every thirty minutes.
Speaker 1 (54:29):
Oh man, guys, that was hey, welcome home, man, welcome home.
Speaker 2 (54:36):
Why do we have five hundred dollars in our account?
What usually it's the other way? Why?
Speaker 1 (54:44):
Why? Why is there deck collector saying I owe five
hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (54:50):
What do you mean there's a negative sign that says
seven hundred dollars from the hotel in Miami.
Speaker 1 (54:57):
Oh, it'll come off. It'll come off.
Speaker 3 (54:59):
It'll fall off, it'll fall off, it'll fall off.
Speaker 2 (55:04):
Oh man, that's all I got.
Speaker 1 (55:06):
Yeah, you guys have a great day.
Speaker 2 (55:07):
We're out of here, see you guys. I'm petered out.
Speaker 1 (55:12):
Oh man, dude, that was a great weekend. But your
little stories reminded me of a few things. Two things.
That was great. That was great. That might that might
be our best one this week.
Speaker 2 (55:22):
All right, see you guys.
Speaker 1 (55:24):
Bye, dude.
Speaker 2 (55:25):
Truckers are already headed to that see through song, dude.
Speaker 1 (55:28):
They have already put in requests. How you got your
loads going to Austin. I'll take it. What you said
you don't like d Austin. Ah, yeah, man, I'm a
change man. I'm a change man. I just want to
see that city one more time. Hr People are like, Man,
I'm uptied at work, but I'd really like to go
down to Austin. What and I know.
Speaker 2 (55:50):
Tug boaters, Hey, Austin the Colorado River. We really need
a tugboat delivery.
Speaker 1 (55:57):
Dude. I just saw the Austin Fire Department. The applications
went up by seventy five percent. And the farmers are
looking at selling so they can get a penthouse downtown.
And the lawyers. I mean, there's a lot of crime
(56:19):
in Austin. Somebody did away with that one. Ah, dang it,
I went one too many. That's all we have, right, yeah, yeah,
all right, we gotta go. I'm going to Austin. Sorry, honey,
I'm going back to Austin this weekend. Oh yeah. I
love my charger at the hotel. I just gotta go
back and get it. I just gotta go back and
get it.
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