April 12, 2024 • 8 mins
On today's Show, Thor made the wild proclamation that he could tell the difference between melted cheese slices and melted shredded chesse...so we called him on it... and called his wife for confirmation on today's P1 podcast.
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(00:00):
Well, I'm so mad that thisdid not come in in time. But
luckily we have this P one podcastbecause during our national grilled Cheese Talk where
we all you know, got torevisit Emily's hot grilled cheese hot but not
really hot? WHOA didn't worry?You're a hot mess? How about that.
(00:21):
I'm not going to argue with you. Thank you, Thank you again
for says things that are so stupid. We know that, but it's just
one of those things you kind ofyou get used to it at some point,
but this one it caught us.We're like, what, it doesn't
make any sense. It stopped theentire Yes. Yeah, he says he
(00:43):
can tell the difference between melted likeregular cheese that is sliced and shredded cheese.
He can tell the difference, howand so I said, I guarantee
you Haley has made you a grilledcheese with shredded cheese before, and he
says, no way he would know. A heartbeat, Text Haley. I
(01:03):
text Haley, I have an updateon Itfore has ever a grilled cheese with
shredded cheese? We ain't done yet. For one podcast a year, completely
uncensored and unacting filtered except for thatpart the show's after show starts. Now,
(01:27):
I know, you get locked inon something and you'll fight it to
your dying breath. But after thefact you start to think, like,
come on, I'm being silly.I'm kind of a moron. I know
it sounds stupid. I need toyou, I need to back you.
If you give me you know,like the you know, the Mexican bland
(01:48):
of like treaded cheese. You takethat, see what I mean? And
then or you take a full sliceof boars head any day of the fucking
week, and twice on Sunday meltI could tell you the different melted.
I could see it that Mexican blendis different colors. So you can probably
tell give me cheddar blend, thengive me Vaughan's cheddar blend with a full
(02:13):
slice of boy's head. Give mea break. That's number one. Number
two, number two. If mywife texted you back, I question everything
you do because because because it's it'sthat time of the month. Right,
Thank you, Eddie, thank you. Yes, look at this guy,
don't you period shame? Her mestrationcycle is real, Yes, that is
(02:37):
true. I don't know she's makingit up ago days I am uncovered two
days ago, two days ago,doing guy two days ago. I hear
I'm going to start my period soon. And as soon as she says that,
I walk away and I go,fucking kill me. Fucking kill me,
dude, because it doesn't sound verysupportive. Every it's making it about
(03:00):
him, not her. Not onlynot only, not only not only does
she have the worst periods ever?Not only do you have the worst periods
ever? But if if I onlyknew what it's like, and I'm so
lucky, like I'm a fucking assholebecause I don't men straight, like I'm
a piece of ship because I don'tbecause you don't really, And then every
(03:21):
time, every month, every month, the same thing. I got a
text me this morning, I go, I have I think I slept too,
I said to her, I didn'tget lost sleepless, I couldn't sleep
for some worried about me. Yeah, I get that, but eleven I
did. I did text you laterto check up on like somebody did you
did me directed, You gave metext and did nothing later in the day.
(03:47):
You don't care. I think Ichecked in twice. Good we're good
friends. So you did the onetext and was well, I did the
one group text, and then Idid a solo text checking it and I
was texting multiple times with your wife. Oh don't give me the wife thing.
Give me? Oh God. Iwould never text your if Emily was
(04:16):
sick. I wouldn't text Robert.That'd be weird. And I have Robert's
but that'd be weird. Look,that'd be so weird to go, hey,
Rob doing somebody anyway? Anyway,So I text being tired and she
(04:38):
says sorry, honey, and thenit turns into her period. I deaf
got more sleep than you. Butthis cycle is killing me. I haven't
had I haven't had one this bad. I went off birth control. I'm
miserable every every probably every month.So I can't take hey, hey,
(05:01):
okay, what do you want toeat for dinner? I don't know what
do you want to eat? Isthat what it's like? And then I
go, Haley, I've never heard. I'm just asking. I'm just asking
what do you want for dinner?Honey? And then and then she goes,
why are you angry at me?I'm not I'm not gonna angry at
me. I hate you. Idon't think that's true. All right,
(05:25):
I'll just have this piece of lettuce, okay, living in my house for
a week. That's what it is, you're saying. Whatever she's texting Eddie
is influenced by her period. Isthat what you're probably? She probably texted
Eddie, Eddie, what did thatbig nose fuck say to you this time?
I would not be surprised if shetexted Eddie. I would appreciate that
(05:48):
so much. I would not besurprised, but I would not be surprised.
Swear he can tell the difference betweenuh, sliced cheese melted and shredded
cheese melted. I don't know howyou can tell you? He swears he
can, and he says he swearshis wife has never made him a shredded
(06:13):
cheese. So I text Hayley duringthe show during this discussion, have you
ever made a grilled cheese with shreddedcheese before? Did she text you back?
I'm miserable right now, Eddie.I can't answer. That's what I
get. She wrote back, Ihave an exclamation point? Why why I
(06:35):
love her so much? And Iwrote her back, I hate her and
said Thor said he can tell thedifference and swore you would never make him
a grilled cheese with treaded cheese.I knew they weren't that good. Now,
he says. She does say thatcheese from the block is elite.
(06:59):
Though. Yeah, she's a verybig block. And then she prefers to
make it with the block cheese.But she she has made a grilled cheese
before. But she'll cut. She'llcut the block more than shred. I
understand that that's not spreaded. No, I agree with you there, but
you have had treaded cheese grilled cheesebefore. I don't believed she didn't know,
(07:20):
so she's lying. You don't knowthe difference. You literally don't know
the difference. And if she ain'ta block cheese, she could have shredded
it. She could have. Shedidn't really, she didn't really say it.
One way. She cuts, shecuts, You know that she every
she cuts. Would it melts thesame? Its the same, the same
cheese cut or shredd You'll never there'sno way. Shredded cheese does not melt
(07:46):
the same as one piece. Itdoesn't. It melts differently. They both
melt, but it melts a littledifferently. It doesn't. It melts.
It doesn't look well like easier becauseit's not. As you know, block,
you guys are wrong, how everybodyis wrong? But you I don't
know about everybody. I'm sure there'sone guys out there going or gets it.
(08:09):
No sweaty, I'm saying everybody inthe conversation. Yes, everybody's wrong.
Yes, including the person that makesyou fucking grilled. Jesus, did
I tell you what time I'm out? I'm out.
Well, I'm so mad that thisdid not come in in time. But
luckily we have this P one podcastbecause during our national grilled Cheese Talk where
we all you know, got torevisit Emily's hot grilled cheese hot but not
really hot? WHOA didn't worry?You're a hot mess? How about that.
(00:21):
I'm not going to argue with you. Thank you, Thank you again
for says things that are so stupid. We know that, but it's just
one of those things you kind ofyou get used to it at some point,
but this one it caught us.We're like, what, it doesn't
make any sense. It stopped theentire Yes. Yeah, he says he
(00:43):
can tell the difference between melted likeregular cheese that is sliced and shredded cheese.
He can tell the difference, howand so I said, I guarantee
you Haley has made you a grilledcheese with shredded cheese before, and he
says, no way he would know. A heartbeat, Text Haley. I
(01:03):
text Haley, I have an updateon Itfore has ever a grilled cheese with
shredded cheese? We ain't done yet. For one podcast a year, completely
uncensored and unacting filtered except for thatpart the show's after show starts. Now,
(01:27):
I know, you get locked inon something and you'll fight it to
your dying breath. But after thefact you start to think, like,
come on, I'm being silly.I'm kind of a moron. I know
it sounds stupid. I need toyou, I need to back you.
If you give me you know,like the you know, the Mexican bland
(01:48):
of like treaded cheese. You takethat, see what I mean? And
then or you take a full sliceof boars head any day of the fucking
week, and twice on Sunday meltI could tell you the different melted.
I could see it that Mexican blendis different colors. So you can probably
tell give me cheddar blend, thengive me Vaughan's cheddar blend with a full
(02:13):
slice of boy's head. Give mea break. That's number one. Number
two, number two. If mywife texted you back, I question everything
you do because because because it's it'sthat time of the month. Right,
Thank you, Eddie, thank you. Yes, look at this guy,
don't you period shame? Her mestrationcycle is real, Yes, that is
(02:37):
true. I don't know she's makingit up ago days I am uncovered two
days ago, two days ago,doing guy two days ago. I hear
I'm going to start my period soon. And as soon as she says that,
I walk away and I go,fucking kill me. Fucking kill me,
dude, because it doesn't sound verysupportive. Every it's making it about
(03:00):
him, not her. Not onlynot only, not only not only does
she have the worst periods ever?Not only do you have the worst periods
ever? But if if I onlyknew what it's like, and I'm so
lucky, like I'm a fucking assholebecause I don't men straight, like I'm
a piece of ship because I don'tbecause you don't really, And then every
(03:21):
time, every month, every month, the same thing. I got a
text me this morning, I go, I have I think I slept too,
I said to her, I didn'tget lost sleepless, I couldn't sleep
for some worried about me. Yeah, I get that, but eleven I
did. I did text you laterto check up on like somebody did you
did me directed, You gave metext and did nothing later in the day.
(03:47):
You don't care. I think Ichecked in twice. Good we're good
friends. So you did the onetext and was well, I did the
one group text, and then Idid a solo text checking it and I
was texting multiple times with your wife. Oh don't give me the wife thing.
Give me? Oh God. Iwould never text your if Emily was
(04:16):
sick. I wouldn't text Robert.That'd be weird. And I have Robert's
but that'd be weird. Look,that'd be so weird to go, hey,
Rob doing somebody anyway? Anyway,So I text being tired and she
(04:38):
says sorry, honey, and thenit turns into her period. I deaf
got more sleep than you. Butthis cycle is killing me. I haven't
had I haven't had one this bad. I went off birth control. I'm
miserable every every probably every month.So I can't take hey, hey,
(05:01):
okay, what do you want toeat for dinner? I don't know what
do you want to eat? Isthat what it's like? And then I
go, Haley, I've never heard. I'm just asking. I'm just asking
what do you want for dinner?Honey? And then and then she goes,
why are you angry at me?I'm not I'm not gonna angry at
me. I hate you. Idon't think that's true. All right,
(05:25):
I'll just have this piece of lettuce, okay, living in my house for
a week. That's what it is, you're saying. Whatever she's texting Eddie
is influenced by her period. Isthat what you're probably? She probably texted
Eddie, Eddie, what did thatbig nose fuck say to you this time?
I would not be surprised if shetexted Eddie. I would appreciate that
(05:48):
so much. I would not besurprised, but I would not be surprised.
Swear he can tell the difference betweenuh, sliced cheese melted and shredded
cheese melted. I don't know howyou can tell you? He swears he
can, and he says he swearshis wife has never made him a shredded
(06:13):
cheese. So I text Hayley duringthe show during this discussion, have you
ever made a grilled cheese with shreddedcheese before? Did she text you back?
I'm miserable right now, Eddie.I can't answer. That's what I
get. She wrote back, Ihave an exclamation point? Why why I
(06:35):
love her so much? And Iwrote her back, I hate her and
said Thor said he can tell thedifference and swore you would never make him
a grilled cheese with treaded cheese.I knew they weren't that good. Now,
he says. She does say thatcheese from the block is elite.
(06:59):
Though. Yeah, she's a verybig block. And then she prefers to
make it with the block cheese.But she she has made a grilled cheese
before. But she'll cut. She'llcut the block more than shred. I
understand that that's not spreaded. No, I agree with you there, but
you have had treaded cheese grilled cheesebefore. I don't believed she didn't know,
(07:20):
so she's lying. You don't knowthe difference. You literally don't know
the difference. And if she ain'ta block cheese, she could have shredded
it. She could have. Shedidn't really, she didn't really say it.
One way. She cuts, shecuts, You know that she every
she cuts. Would it melts thesame? Its the same, the same
cheese cut or shredd You'll never there'sno way. Shredded cheese does not melt
(07:46):
the same as one piece. Itdoesn't. It melts differently. They both
melt, but it melts a littledifferently. It doesn't. It melts.
It doesn't look well like easier becauseit's not. As you know, block,
you guys are wrong, how everybodyis wrong? But you I don't
know about everybody. I'm sure there'sone guys out there going or gets it.
(08:09):
No sweaty, I'm saying everybody inthe conversation. Yes, everybody's wrong.
Yes, including the person that makesyou fucking grilled. Jesus, did
I tell you what time I'm out? I'm out.
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