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April 16, 2024 9 mins
On today's P1 Podcast Eddie tells about something he witnessed at a baseball tournament this weekend that has him crying foul!
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(00:00):
Well, I've turned over a newleaf, guys when it comes to my
coaching in Little league. You know, I used to get kind of hot,
and you know, I'd get intoan umpire's dish a little bit.
You know. There was a coupleof moments where I'm an I was close
to getting ejected. I get that, you know, But I've turned over
new leaf over the last couple ofseasons. I've really calmed down. I

(00:23):
know how to talk to these guysif I really want to get my point
in class, I'm very calm.I have a I have a whole new
approach which is really good, Ithink, you know. I mean,
I actually got two calls overturned lastgame, which never happens. Yeah,
you never get called. You're goingto stare down with the umpire where they
stare and you stare, and thenit's like you don't neither stop from a

(00:44):
distance, yes, not up close, you know. Yeah, I got
a stare down with a parent onyour team. No, I was an
opposing team, like he wanted tokick my ass. I'm at third base
coach, and these guys would justwas staring me down like you want to
murder me. At a little leaguegame, That's what I wanted. I

(01:04):
wouldn't be able to do it.Like I'd be at third base and I'd
be like, all right, let'sgo, let's go Hunter, you know,
and then I'd see this guy staringat me and I would do like
the like, you know, whatare you looking? Yeah, and then
he would just keep staring and Igo, hey, you got a problem.
That's bad. That's bad. Irepresent the league. Man, Sorry,

(01:26):
I'm not supposed to do that kindof Bring me, I'll be your
muscle. Well, I just playedwhat you're starting. Fights in the day,
I did witness something though, thatdid make my blood boil. Over
the weekend, I was in abig tournament, so the you know when
you're in tournaments, you know,the the intensity level is up, and
so I see this go down beforethe game, and I was pretty upset

(01:49):
because I think I witnessed some peds. We ain't done yet. It's podcast
year, completely uncensored and unacting filteredexcept for that part the party the show's
after show starts. Now. Imean they're kids, no, I know.

(02:13):
That's why I was like so upset, so concerned, thinking it is
kind of crazy, but yeah,it was not cool. Man, so
I'm in this big tournament. Wemake it to the championship game, which
is pretty cool. You know,it was exciting, and so you know,
we got we got my team warmingup. I got some nerves going.
You know, we've got the kidsare trying to you know, warm

(02:34):
up, and they're nervous and allthis stuff is happening, you know,
but you know we're I'm trying toget them focused. Oh oh, the
four the four things we got.We we we got the right attitude.
We made it. We have championshipattitude. Okay, all right, okay,
we making sure we got the energygoing. Everybody's warming up, all
right. Now. The effort Ihaven't seen it yet, but you know,
warming up wise efforts there take ashow up on time. Come on,

(02:58):
dude, that's part of that's partof the attitude and focus. Okay,
and it takes effort. The wholeteams there, and it takes effort.
You're right, but that's more ofa parent. Yeah, you know,
hey, the parents need to followthe four Absolutely, you're on my
team. It's it's a lifestyle focusedabsolutely. In the w w E.
In the w E, there's awrestler named Roman reigns and he wants everyone

(03:19):
to acknowledge him, so he hasto put up one finger. So when
you show off, i'd like tofield you just put up all four fingers
and they acknowledge. I don't thinkI need to. I'm gonna turn around.
I look at the stands and everybodyputs up. They're just going to
do it. They're just gonna doAnd then the other teams like, why
the fuck they hold it up fourfingers over there to them. Wow.

(03:40):
Of course in the last thing Ineed is focus. I gotta, I
gotta everybody focused on you. ButI'll admit it, I lost focus for
a second because I glanced that possibleright, You're right, I glance over
at the other team, and Idon't care what they're doing. It doesn't
matter what they're doing. It matterswhat we do. Okay, So that's
a message I'm getting acros. Butcoach Eddie did notice something and I lost

(04:02):
focus for a second at last,because I glanced over and I see something
happening, and I'm like, we'reminutes away from the game, and I'm
like, what is he? Whatis that other coach doing over there?
Because this is something I've never seenbefore, and I believe what he was
doing is cheating. Really, Andyou know we're about to start the championship

(04:24):
game and it's start. No,nothing like that. He's a PD So
like is thor the coach over thereshooting everybody up? So they have bicycle
crazy like HG. I've been workingout forehead started a little, my forehead
little. I have a big forehead. I have a big Jewish trade.

(04:46):
It would just be a team oflike eleven year old with toothpick legs and
big old I don't have to wildbarry bonds and over there is going on.
No, they're not popping pills,they're not shooting up over there,
but I mean basically the equivalent,because you know, minutes before we get

(05:11):
introduced for game time, here Iglance over and I see the opposing manager
lining his kids up in the dugout, and one by one he hands them
something and I'm like, is thatwhat I think it is? Because this
is this, There's got to bea byelaw or something against this. This.
He is handing them the equivalent airheads. Okay, is this motherfucker giving

(05:44):
them sugar boose for the game.I'll be honest, with you though.
I as a kid, when Iwas a kid in the Little league,
there's two things I loved more thanfucking anything. Three things. Uh big
lead chew, Yeah, sunflower seedsand airheads. You motherfucker. You were
shooting up even back then. Iwasn't shooting up. I wasn't. I

(06:08):
wasn't. My dad would never letme eat the dugout. That's why I
dug out. But but if youdon't look focused, if you're in there
crushing seeds, but I would maybehave a half a airhead before the game,
you cocksucker. If it's facilitating,he can do whatever he wants in
his time. But if he's onmy time and I'm facilitating it, what

(06:30):
the fuck are we doing here?You're giving the kids a little sugar high
about to play a game, butthey could crash before the game's over.
I don't know what he's doing duringthe seventh stretch, Like, what is
he doing? Are we going into? What can you if he do that?

(06:57):
With read? That kid needs tobe on adderall last fall ball?
What he is all? Actually twentymilligrams extended? Really, she just told
us the prescription private last fall ball, not this last one. I had
but a year ago fallball, you'dsugar him up. Well, there was

(07:17):
a part that did come in.We were the red Vines, and she
came in with a giant jug likethe big costco red vines, and all
the kids would have a couple ofred vines for the game. We thought
it worked. It made him,you guys were We didn't. Yeah,
but I'll tell you what. He'dnever hit all season. But he ran
from the bench to whole place,running around kid running in the field NonStop.

(07:44):
No. I could understand if thiscoach was given the kids like red
bulls or monsters, like twelve yearsold. Not a bad idea. I
could understand Coach Eddie growing anymore.I could see Coach Eddie getting a little,
you know, rubbed the wrong wayby that. But Airheads likes I'm
like, oh you can't. Imean, there can't be. I mean,

(08:11):
we lost the crazy. It's oneof the four. I'm surprised that
the other parents are okay with theguy giving their kids. Maybe they don't
know these kids he was okay.I didn't know at first, but then

(08:35):
I got word on the street andsome parents are like, oh yeah,
they're all eating redvines right now.So nobody asked me ahead of time.
They just started giving them all.Emily would probably be like, good,
I don't take dinner because he's hedoesn't need that much. That's a good
point. Didn't Emily sell a kidlike a red bull and the snack bar
one time or something like that?It was so listeners, she doesn't care.

(09:00):
You're like basically a drunk, basicallya drunkard. Next thing you know
it's beer. Yeah, would youreported me in a heart be fucking kicked
out of the league ship? Comeon, man, here, kids,
we're not supposed to be when yousugar them up where you sugar him up

(09:20):
next game for your team. Youwon't do it. We got to follow
the four principles here. Okay,that's a bad attitude. I'm not doing
that. Okay, unbelievable. WellI'm seriously thinking I'm going to take this
to the president president of the UnitedStates. Well you know what he's doing.
Well, that's true, he needssomes
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