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You know, when you hit acertain age, things just start falling apart.
Okay, you just gotta get intoit. It just happens the way
it goes. And it happens withyou ladies too, Oh the titties.
Excuse me? That what we're talkingabout over Well, he's just he says,
things start falling apart. That's oneof the main things girls get,
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you know, breast lifts. That'sthe main thing. I mean, out
of all the things going on withmy body, that's not one of the
things I thought of. Yeah,so in my world, that's not what
you've never thought about. That.No, no, it's not happening to
him. Ma, she's some perky. Okay, let's seek stop a little
okay, Okay, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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Think I'm afraid there might bang yourknees at some point. Knees okay,
stupid. Yes, Sky is goingthrough it right now. He's going
through a certain change. I'm notgonna say what it is. We're not.
There's change jiz happening with Sky,and now there are things popping up
that are unpleasant. I'm, ofcourse referring to the dreaded vericos veins.
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We ain't done. Yet it's timefor the past. Yet completely uncensored and
unacting filtered except for that part theshow's after show starts. Now, Wow,
I said the double V and Emilyhad the wildest reaction. I've ever
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seen. What it's going on withme? And it's not you, it's
Sky. And for the record,I don't appreciate all this. This was
a private conversation Emily and I werehaving over here as well. Yes,
you heard it, and then andthen everyone had opinions. And now everybody
knows about my veins. Okay,that's not nice, unpleasant. Okay,
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what is what is your issue?Emily? You don't have them? Okay,
there's a couple of things going onhere. At the beginning of our
conversation, when Sky and I weretalking about this off the air, I
did have a severe reaction because vericosveins are horrible. They're horrific. I
saw they happen right behind your knees. So when you wear shorts, we're
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all gonna get crossed out. Okay, you don't need to say that.
That's it. Mainly because women crossour legs so much that we literally are
cutting off the circulation. That's partof it, I mean hereditary the research.
Yeah, well yeah, because mymom has vericos veins too, And
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I remember your dad loves those nobodylike certain things. So I remember growing
up being like being like, dude, no, I'm not having that.
Yeah, she's like you're walking behindan old lady. You see those things,
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and it's when they're even struding andthey're sticking out, can't you get
Yes, I think that there arelike injections and stuff you can get,
but it's super expensive and and surgeryis only for like if it's so bad
it's like painful, like cosmetically,like, yeah, you're gonna have to
pay a lot of money if youjust want it cosmetic. Well, just
look beaver out then, you know, for the legs, you know,
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just with my legs like spread.Don't think that's very attractive. It's a
good point, Eddie. Yeah,pick your poison later. That's when I
went, right before we turned thepodcast on started recording, I went to
the bathroom and I looked and liftedmy pant leg up your jumpsuit of my
jumpsuit quite a jumpsuit, to takea gander at the back of my legs
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because it's been a while since Ilooked at him. But yeah, because
you had just said, you hadjust said that that's your nightmare, that'd
be the worst. I just liftup my thing. No, yeah,
I say, you haven't looked athim in a while. Like it's been
like I shower. My shower isnot the brightest place, and so like
I don't really look when I'm showeringthe shaving back of my legs. So
I haven't really taken a close lookat them in that light. And that
bathroom's bright, and I just tooka look, and I've got fucking a
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couple of vers legs. Let's seethem. Let's see them. Let me
see. First of all, yourlegs are so skinny. I can't see.
I can't see. You don't wantto see it. You don't want
to see. You might throw mythrow off. This is Denis, Well,
it's about to get to be summer. There's thick as your whole legs.
A lot of shorts, head legs. I show a lot of legs.
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I love short skirts, not anymore. I was just listening to the
sky when my wife was and Jehovah'switnessed, she had very long dresses.
Wait, she was going door todoor in these long, long dresses like
down to wrink so all I askedcauseshe has any left over? She don't
know that. That's not funny,and we'll start wearing those dresses so funny.
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Oh my god, that's nice.That's not Emily. No, it's
not Eddie. What you're forty I'mtoss what's gonna happen? I mean,
does your mom have Vierko's veins onher legs? Yeah? I think all
over, I think every Yes,you're almost there, almost seventy five.
Well, that's crazy, Emily,because when we were talking about it before
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and you went to the like beforeyou went, you literally said that would
be one of the worst things.That's one of your greatest fears. I
mean, it was dramatic. Hesays a lot of dramatic things. Earlier
in the show. Today, shesaid, can't Stop the Feeling is honestly
one of the best songs ever made, the movie the song from Trolls.
I said one of I could meanone of forty one and twenty one of
one hundred, but that's still insane, still a wild statement. So what's
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the plan here? Sky? Yougracefully? Yeah, what are we doing?
Sky? I don't want to hearyou guys complain about eric veins,
because have you ever had one onyour nut? Because I do what?
Excuse me, I don't have nuts, so no I have. Do you
get a vericas vein on your nut? I have? Crossing your nuts cross
across the la Your's a hereditary thing. When he was a scrawnier guy,
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he would sit like a lady like. He would still he would I don't
sit like. He would cross hislegs, and I would always be like,
dude, how do you sit likethat? Yeah, you not have
a penis. It's wild. Ifyou see him sit on a couch,
will cross his legs extreme as theyused. It's very You used to be
so thin. Yeah, scrawny.It was like a lake. It wasn't
scrub like. I was just gonnawe're talking about my testicle here, readie
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my bad. We're talking about whatand we're not. We're talking about sky's
legs. I'm just trying to run. I'm trying to like varicles vein on
your still tails. So I hadtwo surgeries because my lap is you get
him cut off? Oh no,I'm not. I'm not neutered. Lappens
is you get the surgery and they'resupposed to like cut off the vein,
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like seal it. Yeah, becauseyou're you're. My left testicle is bigger
than my right hangs because of thisvein does like you could feel it so
when I see it, So that'sI can never not if I were If
I don't underwear and walk around,the left thing gets swollen and it hurts.
It hurts, and it hurts.And uh, if my wife is
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like playing, if my life islike playing with my balls, then she'll
feel it. She'll feel it,and I can feel it, and it
is the most I know, theexact spot to touch, like the middle
of my nut, and it makesme jump because it hurts so bad.
It's the worst. So I hadtwo surgeries to get rid of him.
Grew back both times grew back.It grows back, I guess, So
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I guess so, or it justdidn't didn't fix it, didn't take so
so I don't want to hear youguys complain. That's true pain. Nobody
can see that one. But it'sso painful pain. It's just un I'll
take a Raicos fan in the backof my life. I have to deal
with this left nut pain the restof my life. I can't tell you
how painful it is. You're laughingnow, but when you're balling, sorry,
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get ready lay issue. This isyour issue is very I wish I
could show you, guys. Youwon't find it funny. I don't want
to see it like much bigger though. Now I'm curious. I mean,
it's not like it just hangs alittle watermelon into a grape. No,
it's not that, i'd say,my head, disguise head. Oh that's
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massive, I said, really reallyso uh. The reason Emily and I
were talking about this and then youguys started listening in and decided to right
here world about my ugly ass legsis because I got sucked into one of
these fucking Instagram things. I neverbuy stuff, like, yeah, so
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Emily's the one who buy stuff offof Instagram. I like, never do
that, but I saw one andI got sucked in. And your life
will never be the same now becauseeverything because now you've opened the door.
But what I did do and Idon't know if Emily does this, but
I saw the ad and then Iwas all about it and then I'm like,
oh, fucking Instagram got me soI actually we went and started reading
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reviews, like not just from theInstagram post, but from all over the
internet. So you know, I'mtrusting the eight thousand five star reviews or
whatever. But it is for abody makeup that does not come off,
like unless you use oil, solike even soap and water won't take it
off. And it's basically skin colored. And you can put it on your
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legs or anywhere on your body andit will cover anything, so like even
it'll cover up my ankle tattoo,they say. But if you have scars
on your legs, varicose veins,red splotches, it's supposed to cover all
of it. You can wear inyour bathing suit, go in the pool,
and you actually have to remove itwith oil. So we'll see.
I'm stunned right now because you areone that sort of embraces where you're at.
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Yeah, doesn't wear makeup, theyhave a little bit of makeup,
wears raggedy clothes. I mean,I am wise, you normally don't care
like the gray Like I'm okay,fuck you the Grays. I'm letting them
go. You know, there's beenmany talks between friends and my husband.
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Nobody could see it. I don'tknow what you're talking about. That's what
people say. That's what people say. And Nora had say get close,
and then they go, I don'tsee it. So like I can't wear
my hair in a ponytail. IfI were to pull my hair back,
it would be like no more highponies able to see you. Okay,
okay, I have a normal Iwouldn't be able to see a normal Okay,
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really understand, just a little proofof hair. Okay, no,
that's my head. Your very whiteskin, but I don't it's just taking
shot. I don't say white skin. You're a very pale human being.
Are you almost unhealthy? I'm stilllooking. I didn't mean it like that.
You know, white skin? Okay, what's so weird? So what's
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your point about me being so white? I'm looking right now. I don't
see any close. I'll show yougray hair. Okay, take it easy.
Do you see it? Is itbad? I am? I am?
I love her to death. Shewas right, we're getting, we're
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getting. It's okay. I didn'tthink there was any really, so like
now that she showed me, Iwas wrong. Didn't you turn sixty last
year? So you're forty six?I'm younger than you. I'm actually younger.
That's crazy. Oh my god.But you can't see any of that
unless you're up close. That's great, that's great. Okay, well,
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thank you, thank you. SoI am trying to age gracefully. You
are about these veins because it's notlike it's not like I'm going in for
surgery or whatever. And I rarelywear short but like I self tanned spray
tan for our events. If I'mgonna wear a short dress and stuff,
you would never do that. Andthat's not a surgery. And clearly you're
not using botox. Okay, youneed to Okay, a couple I have
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a couple of wrinkles. Way,it's a good line. It's a good
a good So a couple of timesa year. I will probably use this
on my legs if I like it. It's it's crazy. It's shipped,
you guys? That ship is it? Is it shipped? What kind of
message are you sending to your daughter? I know what's next. Injection's kind
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of crazy. I'm gonna get aBrazilian butt lift next for you. It's
crazy, it is different. It'ssomething I've never done before. Like you
said, I barely even wear muchmakeup, so to completely basically hide my
legs and cover them and foundations gonnabe weird. But if I'm going to
the beach for the day or ifwe what do you care what people think?
Who cares? Man, I'm surprisedyou're not just saying, screw it,
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I'm growing out the hair on mylegs to cover it up. God'
well that's an option thing. Inever thought about it though, suggesting that,
yeah, are you going to coloryour hair now that you look like
Helen Mirren? Okay, I toldyou, Miran