April 22, 2024 • 16 mins
On today's P1 Podcast THor tells us about a weekend beach trip with his wife that didn't go as he had anticipated.
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The big beach guy over here.It's a good weekend for it. It
was pretty warm out Saturday. Yeah. Yeah, when the sun's out,
you know, the guns are out. And if the sun is out.
We know Thor's wife, she lovesgoing to the beach. She's got the
water, the whole vibe. Itjust gives her life. You know,
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it's really nice. But then youhave the Doctor Darkness guy over here who
brings everybody down, and I guesshis wife does not like it. We
ain't done yet. It's time forthe podcast. A year completely uncensored and
unacting filtered, except for that partthe show's after show starts. Now that
(00:51):
almost called them Prince of Darkness,but that was already taken Doctor D.
Can I ask them a question?Yeah? I know, in Thor's world
there's a pants season, there's ashort season. I was at the beach
and pebe on Saturday and it wasit was hot, like I mean,
everybody in short, bathing suits,the whole thing. So we're still in
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pants. I don't know. Ihave we transitioned yet where? And I
don't think it's time yet. Ihave not. I wore joggers to them
to the beach, well, becauselisten, we we went, we went
around. We went around four thirtyfive o'clock, okay, and we went
and maybe even like five, wewent around five h No, we just
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I just need to get out ofthe house, and she needs to get
out of the house. I said, let's walk around the neighborhood. She
didn't want to do that, andthen I said let's go to and then
she wanted to go to Cornado.I'm not a big Cornado guy. Actually,
it's such a pain in the fuckingass just going over the bridge,
going over the bridge and you haveto drive Orange Avenues a shit show,
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like I just downtown every day justsuch a ship show too. It's such
a bitch. I guess I'm morecomfortable in Pep because I know the area,
because Pep is a ship show.Getting out of Pep. Yeah,
yeah, I'd rather never go there. So it was like four fifty.
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She's like, let's get out ofthe house, all right. So we
start driving and we're like, we'redriving on down the ninety four and we
can either keep going into downtown,get on the five South and the Cornado,
or I can go five North andgo up to Peep and I say,
let's go to peep and then Iknew she'd be excited over that.
She likes the ob PB area.So and we brought our dog, Watson.
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Watson. We couldn't bring Wilson.He's still recovering from arm surgery.
Yeah, he had he had aleg leg four legs. I feel like
the legs, I don't think so. I think they got too Remember,
we found out they have knees prettywell, but then we also found out
that they're all toes. Then Ishouldn't have said our So he had his
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bone cut. So he's still recovering. It's gonna be a while. I
feel bad for nine months old.He can't do anything, but whatever I
do. So we took Watson,our old boy out. He's seven now,
and we were gonna just the planwas because it's like four fifty.
I'm assuming you can't take dogs onthe beach, and we weren't going to
We can't take Watson a dog beach, so I'm assuming we were just gonna
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walk with him on the leash andwalk up and down the boardwalk and whatever.
So we actually were going there havinga good time, listening to music,
and we get we we got agrade fucking a parking spot. Really,
I just I was driving around.I'm not stressed. If you're stressed
about it, it usually doesn't happen. So I'm just chilling. Yeah,
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so true, I'm walking, I'mfucking driving. We're on Gardad. I'm
just like stopping. She's like,I don't know, we're gonna find one
ahead of you don't need that negativityin your car. And we were you
know, what's that? What's thatstreet? Fucking dirty birds is on sky?
That dirty that mission? So wherewe find a spot? Right?
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Omnission you dog? He's after Yeah, they don't exist? What yeah?
You are real shots? There wego? No, things turn over real
there we go. Yeah, there'slike that all that brand new stuff that
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was like all those fish still there. Oh you're cute. The hide Away
it is, I'm sure. Wait, that's the one right on the corner
across from Bord and Brew. Right. No, it's now called the hide
Away opening in two months, soreally, well, things turn over so
fast. Okay it's now bored andbrew keep too long. The place right
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across the street that they used to, the Denny's that already all shut down,
the food court, the food courtthere. Wait, where's the Dennys
Denys caught on fire? And thenthey sold it like this food court place
and that already shut down. Emilygonna squat and pee? Then did you
do it right behind that day spot? Yeah? Maybe by the handle she's
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I don't know, I don't knowwhat she's doing. What's a handle handles?
The ice cream place? Yeah,they put the handles in. It's
very popular. I don't know.So we found a spot right on mission.
We get a card star walk.Here we go and immediately something happens.
So you know how they don't havestop signs at that intersection, but
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you hit that light and the andit's like a it's like a yield,
like a crosswalk kind of thing.It'll flash yellow. But yeah, so
there's people. There's four guys infront of us, and I'm annoyed by
this fucking crew because one dickhead hasto have a speaker going with music while
he's walking. I don't want tolisten to your music, dickhead. I
don't want to like your music.Did you realize you're there on four twenty?
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Did you realize that? No?Not so honestly, just now because
I was there as well, andwhat were you up to? Oh dude,
it was crazy so much. Somethinglike local band just started playing on
the corner. It was Emily ranthe show up and would have. So
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they're walking ahead of us and we'rewalking and they hit they hit the sign,
so it's flashing that we're walking andthis one car comes coming up a
little fast, but nothing's crazy.They're going to stop and my there are
these people like ten ft in frontof us. And my wife screams out,
watch out really, and I go, Haley, why did you do
that? And they turn around likethat and the car just stops. Haley
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goes, I don't know why.I just didn't. I'm already I'm embarrassed.
So we're walking and I don't expectwe're walking, we're talking, we're
having a good time. You know. It's a little irritating people on bicycles
and on the boardwalk because I'm justwalking with my dog. That's whatever.
Bicycles of the boardwalk joining on herebro come on the anti scool transition to
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get tits. Well, yeah,that's what you do on the boardwalk.
You walk on the boardwalk. It'son a board ride, it's a boardwalk.
There. So we're walking, we'rehaving a good time, and I
could see my wife keeps looking atthe signs that say when you can and
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can't have your dog on the beach, and I'm are you allowed to have
it on the boardwalk? I thoughtyou couldn't have it on the boardwalk at
a certain time. I don't know, bro, I'm just walking. I'm
walking and talking and she's looking.And we make it all the way past
where I think we proposed to herthat the little grassy area. Okay,
we couldn't decide if that was thespot or not. We forgot, you
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don't know, neither of us couldremember. We're like, is this the
spot because it didn't seem big enough. No, I don't think it was.
There was there was benches, butI don't think it was the spot
because it's way further down. That'swhat I thought. Okay, so that's
what I figured. And then wemade it to a spot and we walked
down the street and we see likethe steps all the way to go down,
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and Haley thought it was Black Beach. I'm not sure if it was
or not, but she realizes unlessyou walked like you know, for you
know, four hours so that's whyI thought too, No, I wasn't
definitely not black. So we walkand we see there's stairs to go down,
and Haley goes, hey, thistime, we can walk on the
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beach now, and I'm thinking,God, because I don't think we were
going to walk on the beach andI got my shoes on. I can't.
What do you mean? I don'twant to walk. I don't want
to hold Watson in one hand withmy leash, with the leash and then
my shoes in my socks on theother hand, that's pain, the ask.
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I don't want to do that.I don't. Also, we didn't
bring a towel. I don't wantto get my feet all sandy and wet
and have to put socks back on. It's crazy. You don't have to
go in the water, that's crazy. As we walked down, my wife
goes, you're not gonn take yourshoes all and I go, no,
wear my play shoes place. Yeah, I didn't wear my good shoes.
I actually got that. I haveplay shoes too, So you want to
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be I don't. Yeah, Sowe're walking. She's lucky I wore my
play shoes, Otherwise I wouldn't havedone it. So we're walking down the
beach, and my wife, sheloves the beach and she loves the sunset,
shoves the water so immediately she runsinto the water like a little girl,
and she has to have her feetget wet, and then she But
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here's the thing about my wife.If you don't enjoy the beach as much
as she enjoys the beach, she'sannoyed at you, like how so so
Like if I didn't take my shoesoff and go in the water, she
is annoyed at me, like whyI don't understand why you can't just have
fun, Like why why do youhave to be so stressed? As if
she's like this, this care free, she's one of the most stressed out,
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excited, ridden people I know.She's so stressed out she needs to
go to the beach. She'll comehome from a beach today and be like,
oh, I just feel so muchbetter. Hate it one of her
favorite things of the world. Ienjoy it makes me happy that it calms
her down. But she's so obnoxiousabout it, Like she'll be like that
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was so nice, and then she'dbe like, I'm so happy I didn't
sit inside all day after I justwatched TV all day, like I'm a
fucking so I'm just like and thenI'm walking. I'm literally I'm having a
good time. I'm walking Watson.He's a little older and nice seven,
so it's not gonna be running aroundas much. We're just chilling walking and
she goes, hey, let metake a picture. I just want to
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walk into George Beach. I go, come on, Haley, and she
goes, come on, let metake a picture, and I go,
fine, So I take a pictureshe posted on the Instagram and it's a
good picture of me and Watson actuallythought it was pretty good. You should
see instant stories. And immediately whenI'm done, I start walking and she
has to fucking she can't just notsay anything, because if you're at the
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beach, you better enjoy the beachas much as Haley enjoys the beach,
and if you don't, you're anasshole, and an annoys her, so
I might. She goes, whycan't you just say yes to things sometimes?
And I go, what do youmean? She got a point and
she goes, she goes, withthat picture, you couldn't just do it?
And I go, I'm just walkingI just didn't like taking a picture.
I'm just walking and she goes,whatever, you didn't want to come
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to the beach either, And I'mlike, Haley, I'm not gonna In
the past I would have started toargue with her, but I'm not going
to engage, keeping it cool becausewhy because why? So then we're walking,
her feet are wet on the sand, and I go and I go,
you know, we don't have atowel, and there's gonna be sand
all in the car. And I'mlike, who's going to vacuum the car?
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You are a dark cloud? Yes, you are a dark cloud.
She goes, all, vacuum,don't worry about it. I go,
Haley, there's no way your vacuumingthere. I've seen her and she was,
why do you have to bring thisup right now? Why can't you
just enjoy the beach. I go, I am enjoying the beach. She
goes, you're so tense. Iyou feel it. I'm not fucking tense.
I'm not fucking tense. Well,if you tell me i'm tense,
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if you tell me i'm tent,it's gonna make me tense. Oh God,
just let me enjoy it. Sorry, to want. Sorry, you
know what. My pictures are memories. Okay, I have memories. I'm
living in the moments. I'm livingin the moment. Okay. Because we're
walking down the beach, I'm allI'm thinking about is how dirty my fucking
car is gonna be? So howcan I enjoy this? We could have
taken her truck that has a wholedog thing for cars, well for the
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back seat. I mean yeah,and I'm pretty sure there's like dead carcasses
in there and things like that.We just got a detailed I talked about
Toyota game was a detail and itwas great. And then within like four
days she completely No, it's dirtyeverywhere. I mean, it's just anyway,
all right. So we're walking downthe beach and then as we're walking
up, we see a giant groupof people, like sixty people with a
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bunch of tables and chairs set up, and I'm thinking, God, I
gotta go around these people. Yeah, you said, like a fucking blast
at the beat. Yeah, I'mjust like a good time here we go.
You know what sounds like a tenseguy. I am not tense.
I was enjoying it. I wasnot tense. I couldn't have been tense.
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My childers wen't even sharked it all. Theyre down so far down.
I was so chilling. People thoughtI was high. Oh, it's like
because it was four twenty. Iwas so chill. Okay. And as
we're walking up somebody they I noticethey're all getting ready to take a picture,
and I'm like, oh, goingon here, wedding? No,
I guess it looked like a memorialservice. Memorial service. They had a
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picture of a younger woman, probablylike in her late thirties early forties,
with their dog, and there's calledpictures of her. I'm assuming it was
memorial service and chairs and stuff.Yeah, we're doing a paddle out?
Are we passes? What are wedoing? I don't. I didn't see
any urns. I didn't see anypaddlesky paddles mean surfboards, surfboards. Could
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didn't boards. Yeah, it couldhave been award and paddle usually with paddle
all right, I me so cool. I also didn't see any trolls beaten
to death on the ground, wasn'tthere? So yeah, it'll beat trolls.
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My friends did back in the day, and you encourage them. I
didn't you encourage troll, being likeRobert encourages your someone who's playing baseball.
I didn't. I don't, Idon't sky, I don't do that.
So as we're walking up, they'reall getting ready to take the picture and
one of them comes up to meand Haley and goes, hey, do
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you mind taking a picture for us? And I immediately they because they asked
Haley. So I immediately asked Haley. I go, hey, find out
what happened? Wait? What?Like? I want because there was a
young person, So I want tofind out are you serious? What is
she talking about? I don't evenget it. I want to find why
did they pass? What happened?Wait? Why are these people you're gonna
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you want? He need to askwhat happened to the person who died?
I would just be like, oh, so what are you guys all gathering
for? I don't think that's crazy? And what if they said a memorial?
Is that what happened? What happened? Well, I mean this and
these are and that. So Haleytakes the picture. It was a little
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long, okay, three four orfive shots. It's like they got it.
She wanted to make sure it wasit was vertical, and it was
horizontal. It was just wow,not no, this is chill, a
chill guy. So I said whathappened? And she goes, I didn't
ask, okay, So I said, I see this. I assumed it
was either car accident, cancer overdose. Wait what those are my three thoughts?
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Why? I don't know. Imean that's what you see when it's
like coming in their forties, right. So uh, and she she was
annoyed at me then too, I'mruining my time. Then also, by
the way, as we're walking away, I look over. She's tearing up.
What are you tearing up for?And she goes, it was just
really sweet seeing lots of people togetherfor that one person. Because she starts
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crying. Now I'm annoyed, Okay, annoying the entire time, dude,
what the fuck? And all youcare about is how the person died?
Okay, that's weird. So andthen she asked me. Finally, as
we're getting towards the end, shegoes, hey, why don't you go
run with Watson? I'll get avideo you guys cute. I don't want
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to run with Watson. We're justwalking having a nice time. Why do
I have to run? Hey,can you just say yes no,
The big beach guy over here.It's a good weekend for it. It
was pretty warm out Saturday. Yeah. Yeah, when the sun's out,
you know, the guns are out. And if the sun is out.
We know Thor's wife, she lovesgoing to the beach. She's got the
water, the whole vibe. Itjust gives her life. You know,
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it's really nice. But then youhave the Doctor Darkness guy over here who
brings everybody down, and I guesshis wife does not like it. We
ain't done yet. It's time forthe podcast. A year completely uncensored and
unacting filtered, except for that partthe show's after show starts. Now that
(00:51):
almost called them Prince of Darkness,but that was already taken Doctor D.
Can I ask them a question?Yeah? I know, in Thor's world
there's a pants season, there's ashort season. I was at the beach
and pebe on Saturday and it wasit was hot, like I mean,
everybody in short, bathing suits,the whole thing. So we're still in
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pants. I don't know. Ihave we transitioned yet where? And I
don't think it's time yet. Ihave not. I wore joggers to them
to the beach, well, becauselisten, we we went, we went
around. We went around four thirtyfive o'clock, okay, and we went
and maybe even like five, wewent around five h No, we just
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I just need to get out ofthe house, and she needs to get
out of the house. I said, let's walk around the neighborhood. She
didn't want to do that, andthen I said let's go to and then
she wanted to go to Cornado.I'm not a big Cornado guy. Actually,
it's such a pain in the fuckingass just going over the bridge,
going over the bridge and you haveto drive Orange Avenues a shit show,
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like I just downtown every day justsuch a ship show too. It's such
a bitch. I guess I'm morecomfortable in Pep because I know the area,
because Pep is a ship show.Getting out of Pep. Yeah,
yeah, I'd rather never go there. So it was like four fifty.
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She's like, let's get out ofthe house, all right. So we
start driving and we're like, we'redriving on down the ninety four and we
can either keep going into downtown,get on the five South and the Cornado,
or I can go five North andgo up to Peep and I say,
let's go to peep and then Iknew she'd be excited over that.
She likes the ob PB area.So and we brought our dog, Watson.
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Watson. We couldn't bring Wilson.He's still recovering from arm surgery.
Yeah, he had he had aleg leg four legs. I feel like
the legs, I don't think so. I think they got too Remember,
we found out they have knees prettywell, but then we also found out
that they're all toes. Then Ishouldn't have said our So he had his
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bone cut. So he's still recovering. It's gonna be a while. I
feel bad for nine months old.He can't do anything, but whatever I
do. So we took Watson,our old boy out. He's seven now,
and we were gonna just the planwas because it's like four fifty.
I'm assuming you can't take dogs onthe beach, and we weren't going to
We can't take Watson a dog beach, so I'm assuming we were just gonna
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walk with him on the leash andwalk up and down the boardwalk and whatever.
So we actually were going there havinga good time, listening to music,
and we get we we got agrade fucking a parking spot. Really,
I just I was driving around.I'm not stressed. If you're stressed
about it, it usually doesn't happen. So I'm just chilling. Yeah,
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so true, I'm walking, I'mfucking driving. We're on Gardad. I'm
just like stopping. She's like,I don't know, we're gonna find one
ahead of you don't need that negativityin your car. And we were you
know, what's that? What's thatstreet? Fucking dirty birds is on sky?
That dirty that mission? So wherewe find a spot? Right?
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Omnission you dog? He's after Yeah, they don't exist? What yeah?
You are real shots? There wego? No, things turn over real
there we go. Yeah, there'slike that all that brand new stuff that
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was like all those fish still there. Oh you're cute. The hide Away
it is, I'm sure. Wait, that's the one right on the corner
across from Bord and Brew. Right. No, it's now called the hide
Away opening in two months, soreally, well, things turn over so
fast. Okay it's now bored andbrew keep too long. The place right
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across the street that they used to, the Denny's that already all shut down,
the food court, the food courtthere. Wait, where's the Dennys
Denys caught on fire? And thenthey sold it like this food court place
and that already shut down. Emilygonna squat and pee? Then did you
do it right behind that day spot? Yeah? Maybe by the handle she's
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I don't know, I don't knowwhat she's doing. What's a handle handles?
The ice cream place? Yeah,they put the handles in. It's
very popular. I don't know.So we found a spot right on mission.
We get a card star walk.Here we go and immediately something happens.
So you know how they don't havestop signs at that intersection, but
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you hit that light and the andit's like a it's like a yield,
like a crosswalk kind of thing.It'll flash yellow. But yeah, so
there's people. There's four guys infront of us, and I'm annoyed by
this fucking crew because one dickhead hasto have a speaker going with music while
he's walking. I don't want tolisten to your music, dickhead. I
don't want to like your music.Did you realize you're there on four twenty?
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Did you realize that? No?Not so honestly, just now because
I was there as well, andwhat were you up to? Oh dude,
it was crazy so much. Somethinglike local band just started playing on
the corner. It was Emily ranthe show up and would have. So
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they're walking ahead of us and we'rewalking and they hit they hit the sign,
so it's flashing that we're walking andthis one car comes coming up a
little fast, but nothing's crazy.They're going to stop and my there are
these people like ten ft in frontof us. And my wife screams out,
watch out really, and I go, Haley, why did you do
that? And they turn around likethat and the car just stops. Haley
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goes, I don't know why.I just didn't. I'm already I'm embarrassed.
So we're walking and I don't expectwe're walking, we're talking, we're
having a good time. You know. It's a little irritating people on bicycles
and on the boardwalk because I'm justwalking with my dog. That's whatever.
Bicycles of the boardwalk joining on herebro come on the anti scool transition to
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get tits. Well, yeah,that's what you do on the boardwalk.
You walk on the boardwalk. It'son a board ride, it's a boardwalk.
There. So we're walking, we'rehaving a good time, and I
could see my wife keeps looking atthe signs that say when you can and
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can't have your dog on the beach, and I'm are you allowed to have
it on the boardwalk? I thoughtyou couldn't have it on the boardwalk at
a certain time. I don't know, bro, I'm just walking. I'm
walking and talking and she's looking.And we make it all the way past
where I think we proposed to herthat the little grassy area. Okay,
we couldn't decide if that was thespot or not. We forgot, you
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don't know, neither of us couldremember. We're like, is this the
spot because it didn't seem big enough. No, I don't think it was.
There was there was benches, butI don't think it was the spot
because it's way further down. That'swhat I thought. Okay, so that's
what I figured. And then wemade it to a spot and we walked
down the street and we see likethe steps all the way to go down,
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and Haley thought it was Black Beach. I'm not sure if it was
or not, but she realizes unlessyou walked like you know, for you
know, four hours so that's whyI thought too, No, I wasn't
definitely not black. So we walkand we see there's stairs to go down,
and Haley goes, hey, thistime, we can walk on the
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beach now, and I'm thinking,God, because I don't think we were
going to walk on the beach andI got my shoes on. I can't.
What do you mean? I don'twant to walk. I don't want
to hold Watson in one hand withmy leash, with the leash and then
my shoes in my socks on theother hand, that's pain, the ask.
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I don't want to do that.I don't. Also, we didn't
bring a towel. I don't wantto get my feet all sandy and wet
and have to put socks back on. It's crazy. You don't have to
go in the water, that's crazy. As we walked down, my wife
goes, you're not gonn take yourshoes all and I go, no,
wear my play shoes place. Yeah, I didn't wear my good shoes.
I actually got that. I haveplay shoes too, So you want to
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be I don't. Yeah, Sowe're walking. She's lucky I wore my
play shoes, Otherwise I wouldn't havedone it. So we're walking down the
beach, and my wife, sheloves the beach and she loves the sunset,
shoves the water so immediately she runsinto the water like a little girl,
and she has to have her feetget wet, and then she But
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here's the thing about my wife.If you don't enjoy the beach as much
as she enjoys the beach, she'sannoyed at you, like how so so
Like if I didn't take my shoesoff and go in the water, she
is annoyed at me, like whyI don't understand why you can't just have
fun, Like why why do youhave to be so stressed? As if
she's like this, this care free, she's one of the most stressed out,
(09:52):
excited, ridden people I know.She's so stressed out she needs to
go to the beach. She'll comehome from a beach today and be like,
oh, I just feel so muchbetter. Hate it one of her
favorite things of the world. Ienjoy it makes me happy that it calms
her down. But she's so obnoxiousabout it, Like she'll be like that
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was so nice, and then she'dbe like, I'm so happy I didn't
sit inside all day after I justwatched TV all day, like I'm a
fucking so I'm just like and thenI'm walking. I'm literally I'm having a
good time. I'm walking Watson.He's a little older and nice seven,
so it's not gonna be running aroundas much. We're just chilling walking and
she goes, hey, let metake a picture. I just want to
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walk into George Beach. I go, come on, Haley, and she
goes, come on, let metake a picture, and I go,
fine, So I take a pictureshe posted on the Instagram and it's a
good picture of me and Watson actuallythought it was pretty good. You should
see instant stories. And immediately whenI'm done, I start walking and she
has to fucking she can't just notsay anything, because if you're at the
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beach, you better enjoy the beachas much as Haley enjoys the beach,
and if you don't, you're anasshole, and an annoys her, so
I might. She goes, whycan't you just say yes to things sometimes?
And I go, what do youmean? She got a point and
she goes, she goes, withthat picture, you couldn't just do it?
And I go, I'm just walkingI just didn't like taking a picture.
I'm just walking and she goes,whatever, you didn't want to come
(11:26):
to the beach either, And I'mlike, Haley, I'm not gonna In
the past I would have started toargue with her, but I'm not going
to engage, keeping it cool becausewhy because why? So then we're walking,
her feet are wet on the sand, and I go and I go,
you know, we don't have atowel, and there's gonna be sand
all in the car. And I'mlike, who's going to vacuum the car?
(11:52):
You are a dark cloud? Yes, you are a dark cloud.
She goes, all, vacuum,don't worry about it. I go,
Haley, there's no way your vacuumingthere. I've seen her and she was,
why do you have to bring thisup right now? Why can't you
just enjoy the beach. I go, I am enjoying the beach. She
goes, you're so tense. Iyou feel it. I'm not fucking tense.
I'm not fucking tense. Well,if you tell me i'm tense,
(12:13):
if you tell me i'm tent,it's gonna make me tense. Oh God,
just let me enjoy it. Sorry, to want. Sorry, you
know what. My pictures are memories. Okay, I have memories. I'm
living in the moments. I'm livingin the moment. Okay. Because we're
walking down the beach, I'm allI'm thinking about is how dirty my fucking
car is gonna be? So howcan I enjoy this? We could have
taken her truck that has a wholedog thing for cars, well for the
(12:37):
back seat. I mean yeah,and I'm pretty sure there's like dead carcasses
in there and things like that.We just got a detailed I talked about
Toyota game was a detail and itwas great. And then within like four
days she completely No, it's dirtyeverywhere. I mean, it's just anyway,
all right. So we're walking downthe beach and then as we're walking
up, we see a giant groupof people, like sixty people with a
(12:58):
bunch of tables and chairs set up, and I'm thinking, God, I
gotta go around these people. Yeah, you said, like a fucking blast
at the beat. Yeah, I'mjust like a good time here we go.
You know what sounds like a tenseguy. I am not tense.
I was enjoying it. I wasnot tense. I couldn't have been tense.
(13:18):
My childers wen't even sharked it all. Theyre down so far down.
I was so chilling. People thoughtI was high. Oh, it's like
because it was four twenty. Iwas so chill. Okay. And as
we're walking up somebody they I noticethey're all getting ready to take a picture,
and I'm like, oh, goingon here, wedding? No,
I guess it looked like a memorialservice. Memorial service. They had a
(13:43):
picture of a younger woman, probablylike in her late thirties early forties,
with their dog, and there's calledpictures of her. I'm assuming it was
memorial service and chairs and stuff.Yeah, we're doing a paddle out?
Are we passes? What are wedoing? I don't. I didn't see
any urns. I didn't see anypaddlesky paddles mean surfboards, surfboards. Could
(14:03):
didn't boards. Yeah, it couldhave been award and paddle usually with paddle
all right, I me so cool. I also didn't see any trolls beaten
to death on the ground, wasn'tthere? So yeah, it'll beat trolls.
(14:24):
My friends did back in the day, and you encourage them. I
didn't you encourage troll, being likeRobert encourages your someone who's playing baseball.
I didn't. I don't, Idon't sky, I don't do that.
So as we're walking up, they'reall getting ready to take the picture and
one of them comes up to meand Haley and goes, hey, do
(14:46):
you mind taking a picture for us? And I immediately they because they asked
Haley. So I immediately asked Haley. I go, hey, find out
what happened? Wait? What?Like? I want because there was a
young person, So I want tofind out are you serious? What is
she talking about? I don't evenget it. I want to find why
did they pass? What happened?Wait? Why are these people you're gonna
(15:07):
you want? He need to askwhat happened to the person who died?
I would just be like, oh, so what are you guys all gathering
for? I don't think that's crazy? And what if they said a memorial?
Is that what happened? What happened? Well, I mean this and
these are and that. So Haleytakes the picture. It was a little
(15:28):
long, okay, three four orfive shots. It's like they got it.
She wanted to make sure it wasit was vertical, and it was
horizontal. It was just wow,not no, this is chill, a
chill guy. So I said whathappened? And she goes, I didn't
ask, okay, So I said, I see this. I assumed it
was either car accident, cancer overdose. Wait what those are my three thoughts?
(15:52):
Why? I don't know. Imean that's what you see when it's
like coming in their forties, right. So uh, and she she was
annoyed at me then too, I'mruining my time. Then also, by
the way, as we're walking away, I look over. She's tearing up.
What are you tearing up for?And she goes, it was just
really sweet seeing lots of people togetherfor that one person. Because she starts
(16:12):
crying. Now I'm annoyed, Okay, annoying the entire time, dude,
what the fuck? And all youcare about is how the person died?
Okay, that's weird. So andthen she asked me. Finally, as
we're getting towards the end, shegoes, hey, why don't you go
run with Watson? I'll get avideo you guys cute. I don't want
(16:34):
to run with Watson. We're justwalking having a nice time. Why do
I have to run? Hey,can you just say yes no,
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