April 23, 2024 • 12 mins
Emily is available on Cameo.com for a video greeting at the low, low price of $20. Well, someone decided to push the limits of what $20 gets them in today's P1 Podcast.
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(00:00):
So we ever heard before that Emilyis on cameo. If you ever want
a specialized message from a huge celebrity, how much do you charge? Again?
The twenty? I thought you didat least forty? Did you lower
your price? It's always Why doI think forty? I don't know,
I don't know. Hey, I'msorry, he's not wrong, I mean,
(00:22):
he's all right. Cameo takes likesix, and then if they do
it through the app, they takeeven more. So I usually only get
like twelve bucks. I think theone of the tailor boys from Home Improvement
charges twenty, the one from theone from jail. So anyway, Hey,
well you just got another cameo requestrecently. But this may or may
(00:43):
not be sexual. We ain't doneyet. It's time for the one podcast
a year, completely uncensored and unactingfiltered except for that part the show's after
show starts. Now we know Emilywill do just about anything for money.
(01:07):
Wow, we've heard her shut outa big boy before. That was one
of her hot cameos that she did. Yeah, because you in count cameo,
you say what you want? Youknow, you say, oh,
can you say this and this andthis? Emily had no problem calling somebody
big boy, like a big boy. Yeah, that's awesome. Told him
(01:27):
that's awesome. Yeah, he wastrying to be sexy and then got uncomfortable
mid mide, big boy, that'sawesome exactly, I said, like big
boy, like I was in it, And then I realized, what the
fuck am I doing? You knowwhat I mean? This is what it's
crazy. I'm a portyarold woman,big boy. I'm a mother awesome are
(01:47):
you? I mean, just atthis point, I don't even know anymore.
So you know, your cameo channelhas sort of dried up recently,
right, You haven't gotten many manyrequests. Yep. It kind of go
and waves. So it's been youknow, on peaks and peaks and valleys.
We're in a bit of a valleyright now. Well, you know
we were, oh, yeah,you got this latest request. Yeah,
(02:09):
and she was in here talking withThorn, and she got very excited.
You know how, she got veryexcited. Oh, I just got a
camera request. This one's gonna thisone's gonna be easy popped in about forty
minutes ago. Yeah, and soEmily, you know what, was very
excited about it. Thora asked,well, what is it you know that
you're going to be doing, youknow, is it a birthday shout out?
(02:29):
Is it you know what gratulation?Yeah, you know, something like
that. No, Emily says,it's something different. Yeah, it's something
different. And so leading up tothis cameo request, this morning, I
got some dms. I got someDMS from a gentleman who is a fan
of mine. He's DMed me beforein the past. It's been a little
(02:50):
bit of time, but I recognizethe name, and it's just somebody that's
m me telling it. Like I'llpost like an Insta story and he'll comment
on the instant story you look hotor like fire emojis or like sexy.
If it's like one where I likekind of look cute or whatever, that's
fine. I get some of thosesometimes, right really and you respond I
just responded. I'll respond thanks bigboy, or something more. I won't
(03:15):
respond. I get those all thetime too. It's crazy from the same
guy. Oh that's weird, Okay, you do, it's really weird.
I usually say thanks, appreciate it. Bro. It doesn't make it feels
special anymore. It sucks. Andthis gentleman like, I'm seriously remember the
(03:35):
name, because they asked me likea year or two. No, it
was a couple of years ago.We were talking about me doing only fans
Like he was really all in andhe's like, you please do It'll totally
get on there. So he's like, he's a fan, And there was
a time. How many years agowould you say you would have immediately jumped
on only fans three? Actually,you're not wrong, Like if I didn't
have it, if I was allowedto Robert, if you were single,
(03:59):
but robbery, maybe I don't know. See, it's like I talk a
big game, then I would beable to do it. But you heard
me in that fucking thing. Itfeel like i'd be so very uncomfortable.
Well remember when you did some testonly fans shots. Yeah, and you
try to take pictures sexy pictures oflike your disgusting open cabinets behind you and
then one your son was in it. What the fuck? Yeah, I
(04:21):
clearly don't know what I'm doing,So I don't who knows, who knows
if I would do it or not. I feel like I would maybe give
it a shot and it would beBut if that cast, let's go.
You're hurting for money right now,oh, I know, I am.
I need to get some money back. So it sounds like a dream right
now. If somebody slid into yourd MS and said, I will give
(04:42):
you two hundred bucks for just apicture of your feet, would you do
it? What psycho would want that? Okay, we don't know ugly feet,
but they don't. They don't care. They just want them bucks.
I'll pay you two hundred dollars rightnow, picture feet? Would you do
it? I think I would thinkI'd be too worried that he would like
(05:04):
post them like that somebody was fuckingwith me and doing it to like post
somewhere, and like I would showevery I'd be so embarrassed he was going
to show everybody my feet if Iwas guaranteed it was for personal use,
yes, yes, I would usuallysay no one would know what your feet,
but everyone would know because of thesize. They don't be like,
holy shit, those are massive feet. They're not massive. I just have
(05:24):
very tiny. I mean there's sizeeight. Okay, they're not that bad.
So so anyway, that's that's this, this this gentleman that I am
recognizing the name from, wanting youto do only fans me to do only
fans like this is a guy thatI know is a fan of mine,
right, And so this is whenyesterday he sends me a DM asking me
(05:46):
if I would do a cameo forhim, and I said, sure,
Like why ask me in DMS?You know, just go through cameo and
submit the cameo. And this iswhen he says on the text. At
first he said, hey, there, would you do a countdown on cameo?
And then I respond, what doesthat mean? What's a countdown?
And he says, just like aten, nine to eight. You did
(06:09):
it like a congrats. And thenI said, I honestly still don't understand
what you're asking, Like I didn'tunderstand. I don't really get it,
you know what I mean, whatthis is about? Well, I don't
know are you are you? Like, you know, why would you want
that on cameo? Like I couldn'tunderstand the full It was being very vague
about it, I felt like.And so he explained it saying that just
(06:34):
countdown from ten, saying you didit, congrats on the new job.
It's just an inside joke between agroup of friends one of them got a
new job. And then I said, oh, absolutely, since I joke
with friends. That's all I gotto do. Send it through cameo.
Right, Why would you do aneed a countdown? Yeah? You I
don't understand. So that's when Isaid, fine, send it over.
(06:54):
I said, I'll do it.You'll do anything for money. I just
thought this was something for friends,you know what I mean, Like,
that's what I like to make alot of sense, and was confused about
what a countdown is. I'll doit, okay, dared, okay,
so ding ding ding. You knowa little bit ago this morning, get
the cameo request comes in. It'sthat same person's name. Here we go.
(07:18):
I recognize this. I know whatthis is about. And that is
when it says, what's the occasionfor this, that's what it asked you
for? Cameo? Fill it out? New job? Uh? Why did
you choose to get a cameo fromEmily? Says, so and so just
got a new job. An insidething with our friends is countdowns, something
(07:39):
like ten, nine, eight,seven, six' five almost there,
four three, two, one,You did it. Congrats okay, And
then it says, what's something specialabout so and so? You want Emily
to know? Well, he hasa big crush on her maybe say the
countdown a bit seductively. Oh weird. And that's when with the was getting
(08:01):
up in a corner. That's whenwe received this reaction a little bit ago
when I read that in the room, why don't you share thorpe? See,
I wasn't in the room at thetime. That excuse me? Are
you okay? Choked? When Emilywas telling me and Eddie this, she
didn't mention anything that she just said. She just said he wanted me to
(08:24):
do a countdown. And I immediatelyclicked in my head, what what the
is going on here? That Iwatched porn from time to time by the
way, uh, ed you do? Yeah? And what does that?
You're married? Yeah? And youknow you go through different pornsy always want
(08:46):
to find a new cliff, youknow that you can use for a little
while, all right, Eddie tellsno clue what you're talking about. So
as you're watching porn, you seesometimes you go on porn rabbit holes and
you see weirder ship that you reallywouldn't normally say and everything. And I
saw this recently. I saw thisporn while ago, and this isn't my
thing, but I know this pornis called countdown porn. So what happens
(09:09):
is the girl is like jerking theguy off, and then she's counting down
from ten and she'll do ten,nine, and then she'll say almost there,
and then she'll and then you finishon the girl. So you counted
down, counting down to the nut. So that's exactly. So then when
he said what I just heard forthe first time, the seductive thing,
(09:30):
it fucking confirms it so that I'mlike, maybe I'm crazy. Maybe that
was only one porn. So whilewe were sitting here, I googled countdown
porn, and spank bang dot comcame up with all of their countdown porn
videos. Wat doing that on awork computer? Fly for Emily, fucking
(09:54):
stop it? You are now aporn actress? Is that the deal?
The fact that he said say itseductively? How would you can? I
can I ask how you would havesaid it? Hang on, I gotta
take my pants up. Do youknow? Wait? Do we tell you
what a countdown? I understand thatI didn't have to pull up the script.
Now I'm just giving it away forfree if you want. You don't
(10:18):
have to go all the way downto one here, Okay, question.
I want to hear Scott. Nownow that we all know what this request
is, I figured it out prettyquickly away because you've never watched I don't
(10:39):
even know what that is due andI did. Seriously, I'm sorry that
porn. If I don't watch countdownpoorn? I mean you know what I
mean? I don't. So,now that you know, will you do
it? And or would he haveto pay more for you to do it?
Like? Is there are a price? Will you do it at this
(11:01):
price? And if not? Isthere a price? I are you negotiating
your morals right now? What's happening? She she's just counting down? I
don't believe so that is so there'sno gross if it's not that, there's
knowing that this guy, how bigof a fan he is, couldn't chance
(11:24):
you see maybe your only fan?Wow, what I mean, I get
it. You can figure out acountdown. You figured out that If I
didn't say anything, then you wouldhave done a seductive down from ten.
I would have just thought it wasdudes that were a fan of mine at
(11:45):
work. Yeah, it would youat the end, would you go,
that's awesome? Probably it's not thescript, but it probably would Honestly,
where are you at chances? Thepercentage chance that you're actually going to do
this percentage chance I'm cannot do.It's gonna kill me day. I'm worried.
(12:05):
Just do it, Honestly, Whocares? How's he gonna not again?
Ever again? Who cares? BecauseI don't want to be that guy's
thing that makes him nut all thetime? Or who you already? Are?
You already are? I would doit? Wait? Can I just
have you do it? If somebody, if somebody's paying me a couple of
hundred ten almost
So we ever heard before that Emilyis on cameo. If you ever want
a specialized message from a huge celebrity, how much do you charge? Again?
The twenty? I thought you didat least forty? Did you lower
your price? It's always Why doI think forty? I don't know,
I don't know. Hey, I'msorry, he's not wrong, I mean,
(00:22):
he's all right. Cameo takes likesix, and then if they do
it through the app, they takeeven more. So I usually only get
like twelve bucks. I think theone of the tailor boys from Home Improvement
charges twenty, the one from theone from jail. So anyway, Hey,
well you just got another cameo requestrecently. But this may or may
(00:43):
not be sexual. We ain't doneyet. It's time for the one podcast
a year, completely uncensored and unactingfiltered except for that part the show's after
show starts. Now we know Emilywill do just about anything for money.
(01:07):
Wow, we've heard her shut outa big boy before. That was one
of her hot cameos that she did. Yeah, because you in count cameo,
you say what you want? Youknow, you say, oh,
can you say this and this andthis? Emily had no problem calling somebody
big boy, like a big boy. Yeah, that's awesome. Told him
(01:27):
that's awesome. Yeah, he wastrying to be sexy and then got uncomfortable
mid mide, big boy, that'sawesome exactly, I said, like big
boy, like I was in it, And then I realized, what the
fuck am I doing? You knowwhat I mean? This is what it's
crazy. I'm a portyarold woman,big boy. I'm a mother awesome are
(01:47):
you? I mean, just atthis point, I don't even know anymore.
So you know, your cameo channelhas sort of dried up recently,
right, You haven't gotten many manyrequests. Yep. It kind of go
and waves. So it's been youknow, on peaks and peaks and valleys.
We're in a bit of a valleyright now. Well, you know
we were, oh, yeah,you got this latest request. Yeah,
(02:09):
and she was in here talking withThorn, and she got very excited.
You know how, she got veryexcited. Oh, I just got a
camera request. This one's gonna thisone's gonna be easy popped in about forty
minutes ago. Yeah, and soEmily, you know what, was very
excited about it. Thora asked,well, what is it you know that
you're going to be doing, youknow, is it a birthday shout out?
(02:29):
Is it you know what gratulation?Yeah, you know, something like
that. No, Emily says,it's something different. Yeah, it's something
different. And so leading up tothis cameo request, this morning, I
got some dms. I got someDMS from a gentleman who is a fan
of mine. He's DMed me beforein the past. It's been a little
(02:50):
bit of time, but I recognizethe name, and it's just somebody that's
m me telling it. Like I'llpost like an Insta story and he'll comment
on the instant story you look hotor like fire emojis or like sexy.
If it's like one where I likekind of look cute or whatever, that's
fine. I get some of thosesometimes, right really and you respond I
just responded. I'll respond thanks bigboy, or something more. I won't
(03:15):
respond. I get those all thetime too. It's crazy from the same
guy. Oh that's weird, Okay, you do, it's really weird.
I usually say thanks, appreciate it. Bro. It doesn't make it feels
special anymore. It sucks. Andthis gentleman like, I'm seriously remember the
(03:35):
name, because they asked me likea year or two. No, it
was a couple of years ago.We were talking about me doing only fans
Like he was really all in andhe's like, you please do It'll totally
get on there. So he's like, he's a fan, And there was
a time. How many years agowould you say you would have immediately jumped
on only fans three? Actually,you're not wrong, Like if I didn't
have it, if I was allowedto Robert, if you were single,
(03:59):
but robbery, maybe I don't know. See, it's like I talk a
big game, then I would beable to do it. But you heard
me in that fucking thing. Itfeel like i'd be so very uncomfortable.
Well remember when you did some testonly fans shots. Yeah, and you
try to take pictures sexy pictures oflike your disgusting open cabinets behind you and
then one your son was in it. What the fuck? Yeah, I
(04:21):
clearly don't know what I'm doing,So I don't who knows, who knows
if I would do it or not. I feel like I would maybe give
it a shot and it would beBut if that cast, let's go.
You're hurting for money right now,oh, I know, I am.
I need to get some money back. So it sounds like a dream right
now. If somebody slid into yourd MS and said, I will give
(04:42):
you two hundred bucks for just apicture of your feet, would you do
it? What psycho would want that? Okay, we don't know ugly feet,
but they don't. They don't care. They just want them bucks.
I'll pay you two hundred dollars rightnow, picture feet? Would you do
it? I think I would thinkI'd be too worried that he would like
(05:04):
post them like that somebody was fuckingwith me and doing it to like post
somewhere, and like I would showevery I'd be so embarrassed he was going
to show everybody my feet if Iwas guaranteed it was for personal use,
yes, yes, I would usuallysay no one would know what your feet,
but everyone would know because of thesize. They don't be like,
holy shit, those are massive feet. They're not massive. I just have
(05:24):
very tiny. I mean there's sizeeight. Okay, they're not that bad.
So so anyway, that's that's this, this this gentleman that I am
recognizing the name from, wanting youto do only fans me to do only
fans like this is a guy thatI know is a fan of mine,
right, And so this is whenyesterday he sends me a DM asking me
(05:46):
if I would do a cameo forhim, and I said, sure,
Like why ask me in DMS?You know, just go through cameo and
submit the cameo. And this iswhen he says on the text. At
first he said, hey, there, would you do a countdown on cameo?
And then I respond, what doesthat mean? What's a countdown?
And he says, just like aten, nine to eight. You did
(06:09):
it like a congrats. And thenI said, I honestly still don't understand
what you're asking, Like I didn'tunderstand. I don't really get it,
you know what I mean, whatthis is about? Well, I don't
know are you are you? Like, you know, why would you want
that on cameo? Like I couldn'tunderstand the full It was being very vague
about it, I felt like.And so he explained it saying that just
(06:34):
countdown from ten, saying you didit, congrats on the new job.
It's just an inside joke between agroup of friends one of them got a
new job. And then I said, oh, absolutely, since I joke
with friends. That's all I gotto do. Send it through cameo.
Right, Why would you do aneed a countdown? Yeah? You I
don't understand. So that's when Isaid, fine, send it over.
(06:54):
I said, I'll do it.You'll do anything for money. I just
thought this was something for friends,you know what I mean, Like,
that's what I like to make alot of sense, and was confused about
what a countdown is. I'll doit, okay, dared, okay,
so ding ding ding. You knowa little bit ago this morning, get
the cameo request comes in. It'sthat same person's name. Here we go.
(07:18):
I recognize this. I know whatthis is about. And that is
when it says, what's the occasionfor this, that's what it asked you
for? Cameo? Fill it out? New job? Uh? Why did
you choose to get a cameo fromEmily? Says, so and so just
got a new job. An insidething with our friends is countdowns, something
(07:39):
like ten, nine, eight,seven, six' five almost there,
four three, two, one,You did it. Congrats okay, And
then it says, what's something specialabout so and so? You want Emily
to know? Well, he hasa big crush on her maybe say the
countdown a bit seductively. Oh weird. And that's when with the was getting
(08:01):
up in a corner. That's whenwe received this reaction a little bit ago
when I read that in the room, why don't you share thorpe? See,
I wasn't in the room at thetime. That excuse me? Are
you okay? Choked? When Emilywas telling me and Eddie this, she
didn't mention anything that she just said. She just said he wanted me to
(08:24):
do a countdown. And I immediatelyclicked in my head, what what the
is going on here? That Iwatched porn from time to time by the
way, uh, ed you do? Yeah? And what does that?
You're married? Yeah? And youknow you go through different pornsy always want
(08:46):
to find a new cliff, youknow that you can use for a little
while, all right, Eddie tellsno clue what you're talking about. So
as you're watching porn, you seesometimes you go on porn rabbit holes and
you see weirder ship that you reallywouldn't normally say and everything. And I
saw this recently. I saw thisporn while ago, and this isn't my
thing, but I know this pornis called countdown porn. So what happens
(09:09):
is the girl is like jerking theguy off, and then she's counting down
from ten and she'll do ten,nine, and then she'll say almost there,
and then she'll and then you finishon the girl. So you counted
down, counting down to the nut. So that's exactly. So then when
he said what I just heard forthe first time, the seductive thing,
(09:30):
it fucking confirms it so that I'mlike, maybe I'm crazy. Maybe that
was only one porn. So whilewe were sitting here, I googled countdown
porn, and spank bang dot comcame up with all of their countdown porn
videos. Wat doing that on awork computer? Fly for Emily, fucking
(09:54):
stop it? You are now aporn actress? Is that the deal?
The fact that he said say itseductively? How would you can? I
can I ask how you would havesaid it? Hang on, I gotta
take my pants up. Do youknow? Wait? Do we tell you
what a countdown? I understand thatI didn't have to pull up the script.
Now I'm just giving it away forfree if you want. You don't
(10:18):
have to go all the way downto one here, Okay, question.
I want to hear Scott. Nownow that we all know what this request
is, I figured it out prettyquickly away because you've never watched I don't
(10:39):
even know what that is due andI did. Seriously, I'm sorry that
porn. If I don't watch countdownpoorn? I mean you know what I
mean? I don't. So,now that you know, will you do
it? And or would he haveto pay more for you to do it?
Like? Is there are a price? Will you do it at this
(11:01):
price? And if not? Isthere a price? I are you negotiating
your morals right now? What's happening? She she's just counting down? I
don't believe so that is so there'sno gross if it's not that, there's
knowing that this guy, how bigof a fan he is, couldn't chance
(11:24):
you see maybe your only fan?Wow, what I mean, I get
it. You can figure out acountdown. You figured out that If I
didn't say anything, then you wouldhave done a seductive down from ten.
I would have just thought it wasdudes that were a fan of mine at
(11:45):
work. Yeah, it would youat the end, would you go,
that's awesome? Probably it's not thescript, but it probably would Honestly,
where are you at chances? Thepercentage chance that you're actually going to do
this percentage chance I'm cannot do.It's gonna kill me day. I'm worried.
(12:05):
Just do it, Honestly, Whocares? How's he gonna not again?
Ever again? Who cares? BecauseI don't want to be that guy's
thing that makes him nut all thetime? Or who you already? Are?
You already are? I would doit? Wait? Can I just
have you do it? If somebody, if somebody's paying me a couple of
hundred ten almost
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