The Show Presents: P1 Podcast 4.26.24 Wants, Needs and Gestures During Sex

On today's P1 Podcast we discuss Wants, Needs and Gestures During Sex

Episode Transcript

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Sometimes us guys and we want sex. We are not the smartest about it.
You know, you ladies require somuch, do we? Yeah?
I think so? I got awine. Yeah, I gotta how many
times I heard? It's not I'mnot like you. I need I need.

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I need you to touch me andtalk to me. I can't just
have sex. We're emotional. That'sannoying, you know. You know it's
not like that. Uh you knowalexis Texas and is ready to go.
Yeah, they're just ready to go. They could do it. But I
don't know. People are talking aboutme about Cova. Okay. I think

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we got Jennifer White. Okay.Anyway, so yeah, from time to
time, maybe a gesture is allthat US guys would think would make sense,
or maybe not. We ain't doneyet. It's thet yet, completely

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uncensored and unacting, filtered except forthat part the show's after show starts now.
Uh So, I'll be honest withyou, I've forgotten where we're at
on the weekly sex Guaranteed Sex DayNight situation with Sky and the Boom.

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Because it's we've run through the gamutof things here. Saturday night is no
longer the Guaranteed night for sex,and then I thought it was Thursday,
is what we agreed to, Butthen I haven't heard happening. Yeah,
we did with the negotiations and thingslike this, and then Thursday was the
day because your daughter has like anextra class or some ship. I don't

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remember what it was. So thatwas the day. But then I haven't
really heard about any sex happening.So are you back not having the Thursday?
It's it's a mess right now.It's I wonder, I wonder whose
fault it is everybody? So,yes, you're right. It was Saturday,
guaranteed. And then that got toomessy with the dog. I had

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to have a second dog. Okay, okay, can you not right now?
Like I don't hitch it outside youno, no, no, no
no, because then then they startbarking. And then remember this is like
at two am, yeah, Saturdaynight, because we have to wait for
our sleep, right, yes,yes, he gets woken up in the
middle of it. Yes, youheard it right. Yeah, that's that's
where we ended up doing, doingthat whole Saturday song and dance. And

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then that wasn't working out anymore withthe two dogs, and so then we
moved to Thursdays, because that's rightbecause the daughter has an art class,
she doesn't get home until like sixthirty, so I know, right,
long day, and so so wewould have time at the house to ourselves,
and so that was the idea,that was the thought. It worked

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out for a for the first coupleThursdays, but then we had like workers
over who my husband's like actually likeworking with them, like doing a job
with them together, so that messstuff up, and then I sometimes go
to yoga and then I'd be likeway too tired and just want to take
a shower and go to bed.And so Thursdays have been a mess.

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So basically I want to say forthe last month month and a half,
it's been no, it's been oncea week whenever we can make it happenit
it literally, Yeah, So there'sbeen like a weekend day one week.
There was one time where like wehad to have like a quickie in the
bathroom like during shower time with likethe door locked because like it had been

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a while, you know. Sothat's kind of where we're at. A
mess. So it's it's a mess. And I want to say it's been
now a week and a half sincewe've had sex, which you know.
No, he's clearly not like,like I can't take my clothes off in
front of him right now because hecan't handle it. He's a thrown man.

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Have Sydney Sweeney, thank you.It's basically the same thing. Yeah,
you can control too. But iflike, if there's not a lot
going on, that's really all youlive for, a lot going on,
and that's what he lives for.If you don't not out and about doing
things, interacting with humans, andyou're not interacting with humans and you're just

(04:27):
kind of, you know, livingthe life being addicted to Sky. Yeah,
whoa anyway, the man loves pain, can hear you? But no,
he acts literally like how you guyswould act if you were in a
room and Sydney Sweeney walked in buttnaked. That's like how he reacts.
And it's it's wild, like becauseI don't. Isn't that a turnoff for

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Sky or for well, for anywoman. Well, it's because it should
be nice. And I hear froma lot of women like, dude,
you're so lucky your husband still intome. I wish my husband would look
at it. But there's a way, there's a way to go about it
sounds like he's a teenager. Iwish there was I wish there was a

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middle ground where he was still thatinto me. But he it could be
a little bit more my speed.So so yeah, so that's never gonna
happen. And he makes weird creepycomments, that's what it is to me.
Wait a minute, or he'll juststare. Yeah, yes, Sky
will say that she'll take a bath, and he'll just sit there and look
at her. Imagine if I'm sittingthere taking a showering Roberts head pops up.

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Remember the window to heaven. Ifthere's a piece of shower that doesn't
fog up, and he just starewhile she's sowered. It's because of their
window to heaven. This is mywindow to heaven. That's that's the next
level. So a very nice compolband, but then at the same time
leaves me with weird feelings. Soif it's been a week and a half

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for he needs it. And thenyesterday Sky had all that high in her
face and so she smelled like sour, disgusting milks all day long. Yeah,
so you probably couldn't wait to gethome and shower and all that stuff
was yoga and everything else that youdid yesterday. So he took a shower.
Yeah, and then afterwards you werenaked. Uh yes, Well,

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so I did yoga. Well,I washed up, then went to yoga,
then washed up again to get allthe sour milk smell off of me.
It's so fucking disgusting how that works. But anyway, and uh,
yes, And so I take myshower and as I take my clothes off
again, I'm getting the look andthe kind of you know, why is

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he in the room with you?Is because of the smell? No,
there's no look because of the smell. But but after yoga, normal normal
smell. There was after yoga smell, which which does does he looks at
her like this? The look?He likes the smell? Now he does?
He's into it. Yeah, greatquestion, Eddie. Why is he

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anywhere near you? Yes? Becausewhen I go into that, like I
go into the bedroom, shut thebedroom door, and then go to the
bathroom, shut the bathroom door.When I go shower, like nobody's around,
Like I don't follow my wife intothis shower, like let her go.
She'll say, She'll say, I'mgoing to the shower. But all
right, in a minute. Yeah. No, when I come home,
he follows me around. Like again, when you don't have a lot going

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on, you're doing there's no humaninteraction. Yeah, I mean we are
talking, but is he just theone talking and you're just kind of like
and then what are you talking about? The a du the neighbors. So
you're in the kitchen and your andyou guys are like, okay, blah

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blah blah adu windows and then likeyou go like you turn the water off
or whatever you're doing, and thenyou got to go grab something from the
bedroom, right and you start leavingthe room. He'll follow you. Well,
only right when I get home,not later in the day, but
right when I get home he willfollow me. And there's literally been times
like oh, I'm walking to thebedroom and I don't realize he's right behind

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me, and I'll turn around.I'll be like, oh fuck, you're
like following me, and and likeand the same thing. And then I'll
go in the bedroom and I'm justgrabbing something real quick, and then I
go to turn around and he's rightthere. And so yeah, so this
happens. Whenever I get home.He follows me around for a little while.
So if I get home and thefirst thing I'm doing is getting in

(08:24):
the shower, He's gonna be inthe bathroom as I'm undressing to get in
the shower, telling me about theupdate about the ADU or the whatever.
God, yeah, it's a lot. Yeah, So that's how that works.
So I shower, you know,I get the look of like,
oh, I'm a man, Isaw boobies. Yeah, like you see

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it all over his face like youknow, he can't he can't. And
so that goes on. Okay,great, and then I'm going to take
a nap because I'm exhausted. Itwas a really hard work out yesterday.
I overdid it. You guys abit too, Okay, about three days
a week, we'll get okay.And so I'm like super exhausted, and

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so I take a nap and thenI wake up and he's still out in
the yard finishing this project. Ijust sitting there. No, I'm honestly
surprised. He doesn't just staring whenyou sleep. I really know he normally
has. He's just that into me. He stares me when I sleep,
he rubs his cock in my facesleep. He's just that into me.

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Yeah, it's not where, doesn'tdo any of that. He sticks a
finger in his ass and stares atme. I don't He's just that into
me. Yeah, no, normallywhen I go down, go down for
an how like I'm a baby.Puts he tucks me in, he swallows
me. Yeah. No, normal. He puts the camera what's it called,

(09:56):
the baby monitor, the baby monitoron and waits for me to wake
up. Normally. And I'm sayingnormally. I'm not saying all the time,
but normally once I get into bed, he realized. But not all
the time. He brings me aglass and mill. Sometimes I'll literally be

(10:18):
laying there with the pillow on myface and he's still talking, and he
smothers me, puts my baba inmy mouth. I don't have a baba.
I don't have baba. It's soweird. Put on my pajamas.
So I get up from my nap. Around the same time he comes in
to take a shower from working onthis fence. He takes a shower.
Does he want you to come inand stand with him? No? Do
you guys hold hands and he's doingit? Do you sit there and stare

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at him while he's taking window?I just let him shower in there,
that's fine. And then he comesout of the shower, gets stressed,
and then he's sitting on the bedand I walk into the room and I
make the mistake of standing pretty closeto him because like talking about like,
Okay, what are we gonna dofor dinner? Blah blah blah, And

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that is a mistake of standing.And that is when he looks up at
me and I'm, you know,standing pretty close to him, and he
just takes his hands and as he'ssitting on the bed, just pat's his
lap, looks at me, andso he's gesturing like hop on, like

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dad telling little girl, come onup, sit on dad, La Christmas
Santa? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm sure. So you're you're supposed
to get on his lap and dowhat what's next? I think he wants
me to, you know, backit up and sit on him. Back

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it up, so you're not sittingfronties. No, I'm not gonna say
I'm not straddling him. Sitting frontiesas more healthy. And then and then
he will slowly, you know,I'll start touching me and then it's on.
That's that's where that's gonna go weird. Gesture to make where they want

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to do after his showers too.Well, that does that's unfortunate. But
at that point, like he hasn'thad sex in a week and a half,
Like you guys are home alone,right, Yeah, we got another
like hour and a half to Thursday. Let's hop it up? Did you
hop up? I looked at himand just kind of gave him side eye

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and started to walk away, andthen I hear him quietly go, well,
I guess that's nope. I justkept I mean, it was so
romantic. I mean, I don'tknow why you just jump on. I

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made a similar mistake in my worldas well that I don't feel it was
as creepy as this. I mean, I guess it's all how you take
it. Yeah, So yesterday wasit was my wife's birthday, and so
you know, she got her presenceand stuff like that, and it was
a wonderful, wonderful day, youknow. And then towards the end of

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the night, the draft was over, thankfully, because nothing was going to
interrupt that. We came inside,came into the bedroom and I said,
all right, babe, it's timefor your final present, and I did
the kind of crouch chop point atmy groin, because it's time. Your
dick is the present, the finalpresent. She gets it. She gets

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this really, and so I'm like, score, here we go, your
final present time boom. She didn'tmake that disgusting look this guy. She
laughed out loud audibly, and thenwalked in and started brushing her teeth.
Girl, I did. Okay,guess that's a