May 13, 2024 • 13 mins
On today's P1 Podcast, we talk about Thor's trip home to New York and the negotiations start to bring some bagels back.
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(00:00):
Well, Thor is headed back toNew York Man and the negotiations have just
begun with him bringing back bagels forthe crew. And let me just say
it's not going well. We ain'tdone yet. It's time for the one
podcast find Over a year completely uncensoredand unacting filtered except for that part the
(00:28):
party. The show's after show startsnow. Yes, Thore going back to
New York, your old stomping grounds. And there's like three things that Thor
always has to have when you goback home, right, we gotta have
well, yeah, no one,you gotta you gotta eat at a diner.
Gotta eat a diner. That'll probablydo the first night, really,
(00:50):
because I land at ten o'clock atnight in New York City, and then
I got a drive to the LongIsland. I won't get I won't get
there to eleven thirty at night.I'm gonna be hungry. Yeah, so
I'll probably stop at a diner faceturkey sandwich that I'll probably order Oka.
They asked me super solid. Weatherdoesn't look too great right now, so
I'll probably get the soup. Whatkind of soup is? I'll probably go
(01:14):
Manhattan clam they give you choices.Usually it will be It'll be Manhattan clam
chicken, Consumme chicken rice, NewEngland clam. I washed the whole menu.
Yeah, because I'm gonna go toa place that's called California Diner or
Airport Diner. I'm not sure California. I mean the irony, irony because
there and you're going to California Californiadiners been there ship, I mean before
(01:38):
I was born, almost four fortyyears And the irony is there's run out
to many diners in California. Haveyou ever asked why are you called California?
You know I will next time,you know. So that's more where
I grew up in a place calledPatchog real real quick. What are the
sides on that bad way? Doyou pick your sides or does it come?
(01:59):
Yeah, mass potatoes, you don'tget to pick it. Potato salad.
I would go gravy. I wouldgo you can get mashed potatoes and
cranberry sauce in a little cup.But I also go fries on the side,
yeah, instead of the mashed potatoes, and then you get veg.
Wow, I am not a fatfuck, Okay, I heard that.
(02:24):
I'm saying I want this, butlike, it's gonna be midnight, so
I'm gonna eat that heavy, soyou probably just gonna I'm probably just gonna
be all ta and some fries.But oh my god, but I mean
it's not that crazy. But yeah, so I probably won't at the end.
Maybe. But different though about theseNew York diners is when you walk
in, the first thing you seeis a little it's a giant glass case
(02:49):
with all these desserts, Baker Bakerexactly so, and they don't really have
that out here. So that's gonnabe nice to see that. The desserts
look better than they are though,because they're usually not that. They're usually
not that and they have like theblack and white cookie and all that.
Ship. Yeah, so it'll benine o'clock though body times they still eat
(03:09):
that. Yes, so I may. But I'm probably going to go to
the Tower Diner because we're going tobe in a place called Save It Again,
So I don't know their menus.I know the California Diner, Okay,
So I got to get that.You go to the diner, you
gotta get a slice somewhere. Andthat's going to happen Thursday afternoon, I'm
very excited about the slice. Anddo you care specifically where you get the
(03:30):
because there, well, I meanI figured no, I figure no change,
but I just did. I justdidn't know if it was like any
local the New York pizzeri that isa good question, is like the Dominoes
in Long Island, because if it'sabout the water, then it shouldn't matter.
Yeah, but here's the deal,though it's you still get even though
(03:52):
the dough is going to be good, it's still gonna be There's still bad
pizza. Same. The sauce isstill Dominoes sauce. It's not making.
And there's bad pizza places along.Oh yeah, trust there's bad Mexican food
out here. Every taco shop isgreat there. So I'll make sure that
we go to a good pizza placeThursday. The third thing, which is
(04:15):
a must anytime you go back toNew York, is a bagel. You
got to have a good bagels.Yeah, and there's a bagel or a
bakery on every corner in New York, fucking everywhere. Bagels, bakeries,
bagels, bakeries and diners everywhere,more of those than Starbucks. Wow,
it's crazy. The taco shops andStarbucks out here. So yeah, I
gotta get a bagel. And Ialso want to go to a coachy Delhi,
(04:38):
but I probably won't have time.Yeah, so the bagel. There's
a place on Twelve Island. Wedon't need. We're not going to go.
I've been going there my whole lifeand it is the best, to
the point where I took my wifedidn't believe me. She's an idiot.
Okay, you're already getting so EastCoast. Every we we went there there
(05:12):
and we walk. You walk inand it's a very tiny spot, but
they make all their bagels fresh thatmorning. You walk in and they have
they have tons of different cream cheeses. They have lox cream cheese, regular
cream cheese, chocolate cream cheese.Like I mean, I'm just throwing out
flavors, but they have like tonsof different cream cheeses, like it's crazy.
Yes, And the cream cheeses arefucking incredible. It's like gelato,
(05:39):
I'm telling you. The cream cheeses, raspberry cream cheese, strawberry cream chrees,
this fruit cream cheese. You know, I'm a fruit forwards. I'm
sure they have chies. I'm surethey have chi to lox cream cheese because
there's a little bits of locks init. Oh, it's so fun.
(06:00):
It's so I would say that hotbagels is on another level, I would
say, I would say, holyfucking ship, so fucking good. On
another level the trifecta of Emily.A normal order for you would just be
what and everything bagel would lock creamtoasted. That's where you were, that's
your living, that's where I livenow. I could go regular cream trees
(06:24):
with with some locks on it,because they do make they have their own
locks there. They cut. Theydon't have white fish there. It's fucking
and that's I love the white fish. Do they do like breakfast sandwiches too,
Yes, so that you can geta bacon, egg and cheese.
You can get something like that,But I'd rather go there's a deli that
I know of that it has akaiser roll, bacon, egg and cheese
(06:44):
that I'd rather get. I'm I'monly there for two days. So this
bagel spot, he said, he'sgoing to bring home some bagels for him
and Haley. My wife demands it. Yeah, because like I said,
Mary, when she was an idiot, she told me, she told me
that they're not there's not that muchdifference. Blah blah blah. And then
(07:06):
we had one and she took.She still thinks about it, talks about
it, and she can't get overall the cream cheeses and everything. So
my dad used to get up becausethey because the line's out the door and
there's a bakery across the street.So sometimes my dad would get up at
like seven am on a Saturday andgo and get bagels for everybody. How
nice. He didn't do a lot. He did that because he wanted him.
(07:28):
Yeah. Yeah, the bakery acrossthe street would make fresh donuts,
like a three day old donut.I don't care. So he says he's
going to bring home some bagels forhim and Hayley. And that's when Sky
perked up a little bit, yeah, because he said, Oh, I'm
going to make sure to pack abig zip lock because I'm going to bring
(07:51):
home a dozen bagels And that's whenI was like, oh, a couple
of those for the show. Andthat's what it got weird in the room.
That's when it got weird. Andhe's basically said, the entire dozen
is just for him and Haley,that's right, And I'm like, you
can't get your friends here anything.We love bagels. I love bagels.
(08:16):
Yeah, and that's when he saidmaybe if he can get them for free.
So what they do is that,I mean, this was a long
time ago when I was a kid. You buy a dozen't get a dozen
free? A lot? Really,yeah, and that was a long time
ago. So so maybe maybe theydo the buye doesn't get half a dozen
(08:37):
free now, and then I'd considerit. We can, let's think about
it. I got it. Sohere's what's going on here. I am
not checking a bag because I don'twant to pay fifty dollars because the very
last minute trip. So I'm goingcarry on because Delta does a free carry
on. So and I'm bringing clothesfor you know, the Memorial Servicemen going
(08:58):
to and then I'm and then I'mbring in regular clothes and I'm bringing workout
clothes. So I need to haveroom for the bagels. So two dozen
is a lot, but you canhave to carry on. I yes,
So you could have a bath ofjust bagels, but I'm gonna have my
I'm gonna have like I'm gonna havestuff in the backpack, okay, backpack
(09:20):
of bagels. This all makes sense. What about like stuff I want to
bring. I wanted to bring,like flying stuff. I want to bring
my headphones. The bagels, lookat them, just look at the there,
so I said. So I'm definitelybringing a dozen. So there's room
(09:41):
for you, the room for me, for sure. But here's also the
thing too. If let's say theycharge for the second dozen, I've been
looking online feversly to find it.I don't know why if we pay for
it, if we give you moneyfor the other dozen bagels, well you
can't just buyo. Hell yeah,I don't know. And I was going
(10:05):
to my homeland from here I was, and I was going and I wanted
you guys to try them so bad, like it'd be like a little super
I don't do. Yeah, hedoesn't care. So you missed it years
ago, years ago there, yearsago. This happened, and they were
and I did buy them because Iwant them to try them so bad.
(10:26):
I minute you bring a sky oneone to split. Remember that, because
I think I was on. Inever thought never big. Yeah, I
was pretty well, if you wantone, you know my venmo I mean
paying for him. But you gottabe the mule. I gotta be the
(10:48):
carrier. Now I have to I'mleaving New York Saturday morning at like four
forty in the morning, Okay,So I'm gonna have to get them on
Thursday. Okay. So I'll putthem on a Friday because I leave it
for like four have to be inNew York City Saturday. Oh sorry,
that's what I meant. I meantFriday, Saturday at four foray, So
I'm going to get it Friday.I'll put him in the airport fridge airport,
(11:13):
I might go over the place.I'll put him in the hotel fred
I've never seen, buy them home, and then I'll immediately put him in
the freezer on Saturday. Okay,and they should be good for Monday,
because i'll bring them Monday. Yeah, I have no problem with that.
He's still trying to I'm not Obviously, I'm not going to bring Obviously,
I'm not bringing cream cheese. Whynot, because I'm not going to bring
(11:35):
a you can't get a cooler I'mnot doing that. I'm not good.
I got a nice packet, alittle cooler bag that you could borrow.
There's no chance I'm doing that.It sucks because you're gonna have shitty Philadelphia
cream. I want to try thisgelato. Yeah, there was a way
I could do it. There isliterally Eddie's good to Veno me. Yeah,
(12:00):
happy, Yeah, Oh I thoughtyou were I thought you said that
normally so general, I said,we so they have all different kinds of
bagels, but usually I would goeverything poppy and plate. Yeah are we
allowed? I mean yeah, myintern again going and getting you guys breakfast.
(12:26):
You're a mule. This is whatyou're. Drug mules who go across
the border. They just you know, get whatever they want, whatever or
whatever. I'd like some high endweek please. I'll tell you right now.
They don't have certain bagels that theyhave here, Like they don't have
like Sky's Hallopenio bagel. They Iguarantee they to be just I guarantee they're
(12:48):
not going to have York There's noway he'd admit it. I want to
go to that. There's no way. They have like pretty basic old bagels
like they have like old they havelike salt bagel, they have onion bagel.
They have everything hoppy, sesame,plain egg bageln, cinnamon raised you'll
go. I'm not I'm not writingit. There's no way I'm writing that
(13:11):
I'll go everything, everything I wanteverything to so I'll just get three everything
Well, Thor is headed back toNew York Man and the negotiations have just
begun with him bringing back bagels forthe crew. And let me just say
it's not going well. We ain'tdone yet. It's time for the one
podcast find Over a year completely uncensoredand unacting filtered except for that part the
(00:28):
party. The show's after show startsnow. Yes, Thore going back to
New York, your old stomping grounds. And there's like three things that Thor
always has to have when you goback home, right, we gotta have
well, yeah, no one,you gotta you gotta eat at a diner.
Gotta eat a diner. That'll probablydo the first night, really,
(00:50):
because I land at ten o'clock atnight in New York City, and then
I got a drive to the LongIsland. I won't get I won't get
there to eleven thirty at night.I'm gonna be hungry. Yeah, so
I'll probably stop at a diner faceturkey sandwich that I'll probably order Oka.
They asked me super solid. Weatherdoesn't look too great right now, so
I'll probably get the soup. Whatkind of soup is? I'll probably go
(01:14):
Manhattan clam they give you choices.Usually it will be It'll be Manhattan clam
chicken, Consumme chicken rice, NewEngland clam. I washed the whole menu.
Yeah, because I'm gonna go toa place that's called California Diner or
Airport Diner. I'm not sure California. I mean the irony, irony because
there and you're going to California Californiadiners been there ship, I mean before
(01:38):
I was born, almost four fortyyears And the irony is there's run out
to many diners in California. Haveyou ever asked why are you called California?
You know I will next time,you know. So that's more where
I grew up in a place calledPatchog real real quick. What are the
sides on that bad way? Doyou pick your sides or does it come?
(01:59):
Yeah, mass potatoes, you don'tget to pick it. Potato salad.
I would go gravy. I wouldgo you can get mashed potatoes and
cranberry sauce in a little cup.But I also go fries on the side,
yeah, instead of the mashed potatoes, and then you get veg.
Wow, I am not a fatfuck, Okay, I heard that.
(02:24):
I'm saying I want this, butlike, it's gonna be midnight, so
I'm gonna eat that heavy, soyou probably just gonna I'm probably just gonna
be all ta and some fries.But oh my god, but I mean
it's not that crazy. But yeah, so I probably won't at the end.
Maybe. But different though about theseNew York diners is when you walk
in, the first thing you seeis a little it's a giant glass case
(02:49):
with all these desserts, Baker Bakerexactly so, and they don't really have
that out here. So that's gonnabe nice to see that. The desserts
look better than they are though,because they're usually not that. They're usually
not that and they have like theblack and white cookie and all that.
Ship. Yeah, so it'll benine o'clock though body times they still eat
(03:09):
that. Yes, so I may. But I'm probably going to go to
the Tower Diner because we're going tobe in a place called Save It Again,
So I don't know their menus.I know the California Diner, Okay,
So I got to get that.You go to the diner, you
gotta get a slice somewhere. Andthat's going to happen Thursday afternoon, I'm
very excited about the slice. Anddo you care specifically where you get the
(03:30):
because there, well, I meanI figured no, I figure no change,
but I just did. I justdidn't know if it was like any
local the New York pizzeri that isa good question, is like the Dominoes
in Long Island, because if it'sabout the water, then it shouldn't matter.
Yeah, but here's the deal,though it's you still get even though
(03:52):
the dough is going to be good, it's still gonna be There's still bad
pizza. Same. The sauce isstill Dominoes sauce. It's not making.
And there's bad pizza places along.Oh yeah, trust there's bad Mexican food
out here. Every taco shop isgreat there. So I'll make sure that
we go to a good pizza placeThursday. The third thing, which is
(04:15):
a must anytime you go back toNew York, is a bagel. You
got to have a good bagels.Yeah, and there's a bagel or a
bakery on every corner in New York, fucking everywhere. Bagels, bakeries,
bagels, bakeries and diners everywhere,more of those than Starbucks. Wow,
it's crazy. The taco shops andStarbucks out here. So yeah, I
gotta get a bagel. And Ialso want to go to a coachy Delhi,
(04:38):
but I probably won't have time.Yeah, so the bagel. There's
a place on Twelve Island. Wedon't need. We're not going to go.
I've been going there my whole lifeand it is the best, to
the point where I took my wifedidn't believe me. She's an idiot.
Okay, you're already getting so EastCoast. Every we we went there there
(05:12):
and we walk. You walk inand it's a very tiny spot, but
they make all their bagels fresh thatmorning. You walk in and they have
they have tons of different cream cheeses. They have lox cream cheese, regular
cream cheese, chocolate cream cheese.Like I mean, I'm just throwing out
flavors, but they have like tonsof different cream cheeses, like it's crazy.
Yes, And the cream cheeses arefucking incredible. It's like gelato,
(05:39):
I'm telling you. The cream cheeses, raspberry cream cheese, strawberry cream chrees,
this fruit cream cheese. You know, I'm a fruit forwards. I'm
sure they have chies. I'm surethey have chi to lox cream cheese because
there's a little bits of locks init. Oh, it's so fun.
(06:00):
It's so I would say that hotbagels is on another level, I would
say, I would say, holyfucking ship, so fucking good. On
another level the trifecta of Emily.A normal order for you would just be
what and everything bagel would lock creamtoasted. That's where you were, that's
your living, that's where I livenow. I could go regular cream trees
(06:24):
with with some locks on it,because they do make they have their own
locks there. They cut. Theydon't have white fish there. It's fucking
and that's I love the white fish. Do they do like breakfast sandwiches too,
Yes, so that you can geta bacon, egg and cheese.
You can get something like that,But I'd rather go there's a deli that
I know of that it has akaiser roll, bacon, egg and cheese
(06:44):
that I'd rather get. I'm I'monly there for two days. So this
bagel spot, he said, he'sgoing to bring home some bagels for him
and Haley. My wife demands it. Yeah, because like I said,
Mary, when she was an idiot, she told me, she told me
that they're not there's not that muchdifference. Blah blah blah. And then
(07:06):
we had one and she took.She still thinks about it, talks about
it, and she can't get overall the cream cheeses and everything. So
my dad used to get up becausethey because the line's out the door and
there's a bakery across the street.So sometimes my dad would get up at
like seven am on a Saturday andgo and get bagels for everybody. How
nice. He didn't do a lot. He did that because he wanted him.
(07:28):
Yeah. Yeah, the bakery acrossthe street would make fresh donuts,
like a three day old donut.I don't care. So he says he's
going to bring home some bagels forhim and Hayley. And that's when Sky
perked up a little bit, yeah, because he said, Oh, I'm
going to make sure to pack abig zip lock because I'm going to bring
(07:51):
home a dozen bagels And that's whenI was like, oh, a couple
of those for the show. Andthat's what it got weird in the room.
That's when it got weird. Andhe's basically said, the entire dozen
is just for him and Haley,that's right, And I'm like, you
can't get your friends here anything.We love bagels. I love bagels.
(08:16):
Yeah, and that's when he saidmaybe if he can get them for free.
So what they do is that,I mean, this was a long
time ago when I was a kid. You buy a dozen't get a dozen
free? A lot? Really,yeah, and that was a long time
ago. So so maybe maybe theydo the buye doesn't get half a dozen
(08:37):
free now, and then I'd considerit. We can, let's think about
it. I got it. Sohere's what's going on here. I am
not checking a bag because I don'twant to pay fifty dollars because the very
last minute trip. So I'm goingcarry on because Delta does a free carry
on. So and I'm bringing clothesfor you know, the Memorial Servicemen going
(08:58):
to and then I'm and then I'mbring in regular clothes and I'm bringing workout
clothes. So I need to haveroom for the bagels. So two dozen
is a lot, but you canhave to carry on. I yes,
So you could have a bath ofjust bagels, but I'm gonna have my
I'm gonna have like I'm gonna havestuff in the backpack, okay, backpack
(09:20):
of bagels. This all makes sense. What about like stuff I want to
bring. I wanted to bring,like flying stuff. I want to bring
my headphones. The bagels, lookat them, just look at the there,
so I said. So I'm definitelybringing a dozen. So there's room
(09:41):
for you, the room for me, for sure. But here's also the
thing too. If let's say theycharge for the second dozen, I've been
looking online feversly to find it.I don't know why if we pay for
it, if we give you moneyfor the other dozen bagels, well you
can't just buyo. Hell yeah,I don't know. And I was going
(10:05):
to my homeland from here I was, and I was going and I wanted
you guys to try them so bad, like it'd be like a little super
I don't do. Yeah, hedoesn't care. So you missed it years
ago, years ago there, yearsago. This happened, and they were
and I did buy them because Iwant them to try them so bad.
(10:26):
I minute you bring a sky oneone to split. Remember that, because
I think I was on. Inever thought never big. Yeah, I
was pretty well, if you wantone, you know my venmo I mean
paying for him. But you gottabe the mule. I gotta be the
(10:48):
carrier. Now I have to I'mleaving New York Saturday morning at like four
forty in the morning, Okay,So I'm gonna have to get them on
Thursday. Okay. So I'll putthem on a Friday because I leave it
for like four have to be inNew York City Saturday. Oh sorry,
that's what I meant. I meantFriday, Saturday at four foray, So
I'm going to get it Friday.I'll put him in the airport fridge airport,
(11:13):
I might go over the place.I'll put him in the hotel fred
I've never seen, buy them home, and then I'll immediately put him in
the freezer on Saturday. Okay,and they should be good for Monday,
because i'll bring them Monday. Yeah, I have no problem with that.
He's still trying to I'm not Obviously, I'm not going to bring Obviously,
I'm not bringing cream cheese. Whynot, because I'm not going to bring
(11:35):
a you can't get a cooler I'mnot doing that. I'm not good.
I got a nice packet, alittle cooler bag that you could borrow.
There's no chance I'm doing that.It sucks because you're gonna have shitty Philadelphia
cream. I want to try thisgelato. Yeah, there was a way
I could do it. There isliterally Eddie's good to Veno me. Yeah,
(12:00):
happy, Yeah, Oh I thoughtyou were I thought you said that
normally so general, I said,we so they have all different kinds of
bagels, but usually I would goeverything poppy and plate. Yeah are we
allowed? I mean yeah, myintern again going and getting you guys breakfast.
(12:26):
You're a mule. This is whatyou're. Drug mules who go across
the border. They just you know, get whatever they want, whatever or
whatever. I'd like some high endweek please. I'll tell you right now.
They don't have certain bagels that theyhave here, Like they don't have
like Sky's Hallopenio bagel. They Iguarantee they to be just I guarantee they're
(12:48):
not going to have York There's noway he'd admit it. I want to
go to that. There's no way. They have like pretty basic old bagels
like they have like old they havelike salt bagel, they have onion bagel.
They have everything hoppy, sesame,plain egg bageln, cinnamon raised you'll
go. I'm not I'm not writingit. There's no way I'm writing that
(13:11):
I'll go everything, everything I wanteverything to so I'll just get three everything
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