May 21, 2024 • 8 mins
On this episode of the P1 Podcast, we confront Sky on her weird method of eating bagels
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(00:02):
I'll be a this is not good. I am very concerned about what is
about to happen because Thor is nowclaiming that Sky disrespected him and the New
York Bagels he brought her. Weain't done yet. It's time for the
(00:23):
podcast over a year, completely uncensoredand unacting, filtered except for that part.
The show's after show starts now listen. I tried it live on the
air the New York Bagel and Igave it raving reviews. It was delicious,
(00:43):
which you know, I'm a heardof a greater. Can I tell
you something? It might have beenthe best bagel I've ever had in my
life. Wow. Nothing. Butone time Emily bit into an Einstein's Bagel
sandwich and she said, only holyfucking ship. That's the direct quote.
And I read Emily relaxed ship.That's so yeah, yes, And I
(01:11):
said, that's the most overreaction I'veever heard for any at that moment,
though you felt it. At thatmoment, it hit my lips, hit
my taste buds, and I wasliking what I was tasting. It was
goodwich. It's a mixed things toIt hit the spot of what I was
wanting at the moment. That doesn'tmean it's holy ship so fucking good.
I wanted, I wanted, Iwanted, I wanted. You know,
Crispy Chicken went to KFC and youknow, holy Holy, that's so fuckod
(01:38):
do we have a holy ship that'sso good? It was pretty good?
Like I wish. I'm not abagel person like you and Sky are You
guys eat bagels like a lot,well, mostly Sky bagels. You know,
they're just it's too much carbs,you know, bad for you.
And so every once in a whilethey all have a bagel and it's fine.
It's not my favorite thing in theworld, but that bagel was next
level. I'll give it up.I really wish I could bring you guys
(02:00):
to this bagel shop. You know, it means a lot to me,
if you know me, lots ofme. If I if I buy it
myself and then go out of myway to bring it across the country,
bring in work. I don't dostuff like that. Well, like,
yeah, so the fact that Iwould do this, I tell you how
(02:21):
much about this? Did I notoffer to pay? Yeah? God,
yeah, you don't even pay.Come on, I offered a veno him
too. Yeah. Well, Iwas, well, I was sitting here,
and Eddie goes, oh, socan I venmo you for one bagel?
Would be what I was going todo? Yeah, And then THORA
said no, I got it,So I figured that applied to you still
(02:44):
have to reach for the wallet youwant me to come on scott. Okay.
When she asked me that, Eddie, I saw, Wow, what
was going on? What the disrespect? Well she might as well have just
shipp in my face, really notsquatted. She took a giant ship in
(03:07):
my face. And I look over. Eddie's enjoying. I'm getting like Eddie.
You know how you get when yougive somebody a Christmas gift. Eddie
loves giving Christmas gifts, and hegets happy when you watching you guys enjoy
this bagel is very satisfying because Ilove this bagel shop. You're sharing a
true passion. Yeah, true passion, something I grew up with. It's
(03:27):
great. So I look over andI see something disgusting, disrespectful, pathetic.
Okay. She sky has put achunk of cream cheese on the side
of her plate. Both bagels,but one bagel split down the middle,
open face and she's toasted, butno cream cheese on it. Then she's
(03:52):
ripping the bagel apart, which isjust fucking gross. You don't disrespect an
incredible bagel like that. Then beforeshe puts it in her mouth, she
paints the bagel with cream cheese,the little tiny bite and then puts it
in her mouth like that. Youdon't eat bagos like that, honey,
(04:13):
No, no, you Starbucks withyour what you can do that, But
this is this is a different level. That's how I eat it. I
almost came up and just whapped yourhand, and I don't want to hit
it on your handause I don't haveto be able touch the floor. You
(04:35):
gotta be respectful to im. Sillso good. I can't believe you eat
it. When you eat a bagel, you eat it two ways. You
either eat an open face or youput it together and then cut it down
the middle like a sandwich. Youdon't eat it, you don't pick it
apart. She was in New Yorkdoing that. I have done that in
New York. I bet you did. Thank you, I bet you.
(04:57):
They called they called you a will. That's what I shouldn't said. Well
they did. They did get madat me because I tried to order a
Halopenio bagel and gave me and gaveme a shitty look. And New York,
I don't know. You got tobe a real asshole to walk into
(05:19):
a New York bagel shop and Apaniobagel. They probably get the out of
they have. They do have.They do have variety, but I want
to say like playing sesami, poppyeverything and raisin chocolate chip Noberry they have,
uh I don't maybe blueberry and thenthey have like a whole grain and
(05:42):
that's really it. You have aton diferent kinds of cream cheeses as I've
gotten into ye. But I've alwaysbeen a ripper and and either a dipper
or a tiny spreader, and andI think it's fine. And I think
once somebody gives you a gift,it is mine to do with as I
play. You got to respect?Did a little bit? I did you?
I said it was to listen.Do you want to talk about disrespect?
(06:05):
I wasn't going to bring this upwhat happened, but I think I
saw something out of the corner.I didn't do it, not you,
not you you you? What youdid was bad enough. But what Emily
did? I swear to you,I have never seen a human being do,
and it was too your bagel.I looked in there and tell me
if I'm wrong, because I'm prayingthat I'm wrong because it didn't make any
(06:29):
sense. But I know she's gotsome issues when it comes to this,
did you salt your bagel? What? I sprinkled a little bit of salt
on top? So she had afreaking normal everything bagel? Why do you
need more? She put cream cheeseon it, and then I swear I
saw her salt on top. Shehas some salt issues. It's bad cigarettes,
(07:00):
sat as. I don't smoke anddrink all that. I don't smoke
now, and I don't drink allthe time. Eddie drink all of it.
She's got in one hand a saltpacket in the other. That's all.
She got a salt at home assalt lick cow. Something. Something's
(07:23):
wrong, that's wrong. Your bloodpressures right through the roof actually perfectly healthy,
I mean because because you're a bitquestion twelve steps into that steps question,
Eddie walked to the bar. Whenyou look off, I'm met three
(07:46):
thousand steps alay, Eddie, questionwhen you saw the saulting? I don't
know if you noticed or not Iwas assaulted. Had she tried the bagel
first? Did she? That's nottrue? You know you know what I
mean, Psycho, I am assaultinga bagel. Maybe the bagel be it
(08:11):
a little more flavor. I hadit the exact same thing. Why would
you do? Never get her oneagain? You just lost your privilege.
You just for me that tons offlavor, tons of flavor. What you
just said is worse than somebody beinganti Semitic, and I'm Jewish
I'll be a this is not good. I am very concerned about what is
about to happen because Thor is nowclaiming that Sky disrespected him and the New
York Bagels he brought her. Weain't done yet. It's time for the
(00:23):
podcast over a year, completely uncensoredand unacting, filtered except for that part.
The show's after show starts now listen. I tried it live on the
air the New York Bagel and Igave it raving reviews. It was delicious,
(00:43):
which you know, I'm a heardof a greater. Can I tell
you something? It might have beenthe best bagel I've ever had in my
life. Wow. Nothing. Butone time Emily bit into an Einstein's Bagel
sandwich and she said, only holyfucking ship. That's the direct quote.
And I read Emily relaxed ship.That's so yeah, yes, And I
(01:11):
said, that's the most overreaction I'veever heard for any at that moment,
though you felt it. At thatmoment, it hit my lips, hit
my taste buds, and I wasliking what I was tasting. It was
goodwich. It's a mixed things toIt hit the spot of what I was
wanting at the moment. That doesn'tmean it's holy ship so fucking good.
I wanted, I wanted, Iwanted, I wanted. You know,
Crispy Chicken went to KFC and youknow, holy Holy, that's so fuckod
(01:38):
do we have a holy ship that'sso good? It was pretty good?
Like I wish. I'm not abagel person like you and Sky are You
guys eat bagels like a lot,well, mostly Sky bagels. You know,
they're just it's too much carbs,you know, bad for you.
And so every once in a whilethey all have a bagel and it's fine.
It's not my favorite thing in theworld, but that bagel was next
level. I'll give it up.I really wish I could bring you guys
(02:00):
to this bagel shop. You know, it means a lot to me,
if you know me, lots ofme. If I if I buy it
myself and then go out of myway to bring it across the country,
bring in work. I don't dostuff like that. Well, like,
yeah, so the fact that Iwould do this, I tell you how
(02:21):
much about this? Did I notoffer to pay? Yeah? God,
yeah, you don't even pay.Come on, I offered a veno him
too. Yeah. Well, Iwas, well, I was sitting here,
and Eddie goes, oh, socan I venmo you for one bagel?
Would be what I was going todo? Yeah, And then THORA
said no, I got it,So I figured that applied to you still
(02:44):
have to reach for the wallet youwant me to come on scott. Okay.
When she asked me that, Eddie, I saw, Wow, what
was going on? What the disrespect? Well she might as well have just
shipp in my face, really notsquatted. She took a giant ship in
(03:07):
my face. And I look over. Eddie's enjoying. I'm getting like Eddie.
You know how you get when yougive somebody a Christmas gift. Eddie
loves giving Christmas gifts, and hegets happy when you watching you guys enjoy
this bagel is very satisfying because Ilove this bagel shop. You're sharing a
true passion. Yeah, true passion, something I grew up with. It's
(03:27):
great. So I look over andI see something disgusting, disrespectful, pathetic.
Okay. She sky has put achunk of cream cheese on the side
of her plate. Both bagels,but one bagel split down the middle,
open face and she's toasted, butno cream cheese on it. Then she's
(03:52):
ripping the bagel apart, which isjust fucking gross. You don't disrespect an
incredible bagel like that. Then beforeshe puts it in her mouth, she
paints the bagel with cream cheese,the little tiny bite and then puts it
in her mouth like that. Youdon't eat bagos like that, honey,
(04:13):
No, no, you Starbucks withyour what you can do that, But
this is this is a different level. That's how I eat it. I
almost came up and just whapped yourhand, and I don't want to hit
it on your handause I don't haveto be able touch the floor. You
(04:35):
gotta be respectful to im. Sillso good. I can't believe you eat
it. When you eat a bagel, you eat it two ways. You
either eat an open face or youput it together and then cut it down
the middle like a sandwich. Youdon't eat it, you don't pick it
apart. She was in New Yorkdoing that. I have done that in
New York. I bet you did. Thank you, I bet you.
(04:57):
They called they called you a will. That's what I shouldn't said. Well
they did. They did get madat me because I tried to order a
Halopenio bagel and gave me and gaveme a shitty look. And New York,
I don't know. You got tobe a real asshole to walk into
(05:19):
a New York bagel shop and Apaniobagel. They probably get the out of
they have. They do have.They do have variety, but I want
to say like playing sesami, poppyeverything and raisin chocolate chip Noberry they have,
uh I don't maybe blueberry and thenthey have like a whole grain and
(05:42):
that's really it. You have aton diferent kinds of cream cheeses as I've
gotten into ye. But I've alwaysbeen a ripper and and either a dipper
or a tiny spreader, and andI think it's fine. And I think
once somebody gives you a gift,it is mine to do with as I
play. You got to respect?Did a little bit? I did you?
I said it was to listen.Do you want to talk about disrespect?
(06:05):
I wasn't going to bring this upwhat happened, but I think I
saw something out of the corner.I didn't do it, not you,
not you you you? What youdid was bad enough. But what Emily
did? I swear to you,I have never seen a human being do,
and it was too your bagel.I looked in there and tell me
if I'm wrong, because I'm prayingthat I'm wrong because it didn't make any
(06:29):
sense. But I know she's gotsome issues when it comes to this,
did you salt your bagel? What? I sprinkled a little bit of salt
on top? So she had afreaking normal everything bagel? Why do you
need more? She put cream cheeseon it, and then I swear I
saw her salt on top. Shehas some salt issues. It's bad cigarettes,
(07:00):
sat as. I don't smoke anddrink all that. I don't smoke
now, and I don't drink allthe time. Eddie drink all of it.
She's got in one hand a saltpacket in the other. That's all.
She got a salt at home assalt lick cow. Something. Something's
(07:23):
wrong, that's wrong. Your bloodpressures right through the roof actually perfectly healthy,
I mean because because you're a bitquestion twelve steps into that steps question,
Eddie walked to the bar. Whenyou look off, I'm met three
(07:46):
thousand steps alay, Eddie, questionwhen you saw the saulting? I don't
know if you noticed or not Iwas assaulted. Had she tried the bagel
first? Did she? That's nottrue? You know you know what I
mean, Psycho, I am assaultinga bagel. Maybe the bagel be it
(08:11):
a little more flavor. I hadit the exact same thing. Why would
you do? Never get her oneagain? You just lost your privilege.
You just for me that tons offlavor, tons of flavor. What you
just said is worse than somebody beinganti Semitic, and I'm Jewish
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