May 30, 2024 • 10 mins
On today's P1 Podcast, Thor tells us what happened to him last night and why he may end up getting sick.
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(00:00):
Thor is sick. You guys comingin, bro for coming in. I
cannot get sick right now, it'sreally busy. Yeah, but yes,
Thor had something happened to him yesterdaythat not only upset him, but it
got him sick. We ain't doneyet. It's time for the one podcast
(00:25):
over a year, completely uncensored andunacting filtered except for that part the the
show's after show starts. Now.Yeah, there's pretty much zero chance that
you're not going to get sick allof us. Then why would you be
about trust me? If why wouldyou be if I don't feel good tomorrow,
(00:46):
I won't come in. Oh wellno, I mean I I do.
Trust you know you've seen it.Yeah, what happened? So my
wife's been sick for like two weeks. Yeah, she got last Monday and
she had a fever, the chills, the whole nine yards. And then
this past weekend she was feeling alittle. She was feeling better on like
Thursday, so she went to norCal and she was too traveled. So
(01:07):
she traveled and she was she wastoo active. We did too much active
stuff and yeah, and she clearlylike red it. Yeah, because since
we've come back she's been like moresick. Now she doesn't have a fever
or anything, but like as oflast night, she completely lost her voice,
like she and it was so annoying. What I lose my voice,
(01:30):
but I still talk when you askedme a question? She did, like
if somebody asked me a question,she'll do this, And I go,
Haley, you could still like talk. You don't need to whisper like that.
It's like yesterday. Yesterday, Iwas in the bedroom. We have
a seven hundred square foot home.I was in the sorry, I was
(01:52):
in the kitchen. She was inthe bedroom, and I yelled out,
how long we know what you did? First of all, I don't say
hello, uh, and she's sheI said, do you want some water?
And because her voice is gone,she couldn't scream out, so she
(02:15):
called me on my phone, wenton, I didn't tell my dogs.
I said, why are you callingme? And she said I can't talk?
(02:37):
Couldn't she shouldn't you have texted?Made more sense that water? Yes,
yes, I went, you couldfeel my eye roll probably so then
so they were hanging out and she'scoughing NonStop. So last two nights ago
I had to get up and sleepin the living room because she she couldn't
(02:58):
stop coughing, and I'm mad ather about it, but it was frustrating,
and so so she goes while sleepand living room. I go,
no, you're sick, and soI like a like the gentleman, I
am. I slept in the liver. I think you were just angry and
pissed and just went storming on.He wanted to stop his Actually what happened,
and so I didn't get a lostsleep. I fell asleep like eleven
fifteen. It was brutal. Andthen last night, Uh, we're getting
(03:21):
ready to go to bed and she'scoughing again. Here we go non stop,
and she gets up from the couchand as she's leaning over, she
goes right in my fucking face,like I felt the air hit me in
the face. Yes, and Iwas that. I was pissed about.
(03:42):
You were cool, gentleman. NoI was not. I hale, What
the fuck, dude? You don'tyou don't you Why the fuck did she
just cough in my face? Dude? I said, dude, that's what
she goes. I'm really sorry.I just I couldn't control it. I
go, but put your hand overyour mouth or something, turn your head.
You literally coughed right in my fuckingface. It was really hot.
(04:04):
I was really hot because I'm likefever. No, well that comes twenty
four hours. Because I've avoided thissickness. I've been falling around, but
I got the flu shot and that'swhy I didn't get sick. Yeah,
maybe you didn't have somebody spit inyour face. And now she just coughed
in my fucking face. So then, well, then this morning I woke
up and I had a fan onand I woke up. I was coughing,
(04:27):
my throat was scratchy. I wasa little stuffed up. I feel
way back. I didn't feel likephysically sick, just like a head thing.
But I feel better now. Aftera few hours, you mentally manifest,
well, somebody coughs in your fuckingfish, are like, what do
you think? And then then andthen I was pissed about it. But
then she got pissed that I waspissed. What do you want me to
do? Move your fucking head,dude, that's what I want you to
(04:48):
do my face now. No sympathyfor like it's an accident. Of course,
she wouldn't intentionally no, because Ithink she did it on purpose.
You can you know when you're gonnacough or whatever, and you just turn
your head or cover your mouth.See I disagree because there was disagree.
(05:09):
There was a bit of an incidentlike this in my house last night.
Uh face, No, I didn'tcough, but the family, no,
I didn't fart. We were allsitting on the couch. That okay.
Do you guys every ever do anythingseparately? My god, the whole family
was sitting on the couch. Whatdo you think, dude? I mean,
you don't for a fact, theydon't. That's so wild. We
(05:30):
all had to watch any together.Yea, you had to watch an Otter
documentary. We got to watch anOtter documentary together. So do you and
your kids watch documentaries together? Don'twatch anything? Oh, last night,
I was in the living room,Robert was in our bedroom. When was
in his room. That's that's anormal family. So I was sitting next
(05:53):
to the husband because him and mydaughter always fight over this one seat that's
called the lap of luxury. Uhthat how you call it? How time
out? How does the kid everhave a say in that? Say I'd
be sitting I'd be sitting in mydad's spot, and my dad would go
stab his fingers, tap his fingers, and the point of stumb behind him,
and I go, okay, Igotta get up to this day that
(06:15):
happens. No, it's almost liketheir funny bit of who gets there first,
and so she got there first,and then so he had to go
middle seat, and then I'm onthe other end crazy. So she didn't
get up, well, he didn'task her to get up. It's like
their thing who gets there first,and then if you get there first,
you get the lap of luxury.That's what would you do if your son
was sitting your first and you knowwhat your dad you did? It goes
(06:40):
exactly. Yeah. I don't.I don't even snap. I just look
at him. I'm like, whatare you doing? Like you know,
you know I sit there if Yeah, I'm a little more vocal. I
just tell him to get the fuckout of the seat. That's abusive.
That's abusive, saying with Robert,Yes in your newspaper, Robert supposed to
(07:08):
be on the couch. Maybe Ihave something nice. Sorry, Okay,
so we have this seating arrangements now, Yeah, so we're we're watching our
outer documentary and just out of nowhere, I got a little tickle and a
(07:30):
sneak, like I got a sneezeattack. It just came out of nowhere.
I wasn't ready. I've heard yourdumb sneezes. Okay, okay,
that's not this sneezes. Yeah,I try and stifle so stupid. Okay,
that's not nice. What is that? I like trying to hold it
in, but she can't. Butthis she hoping her head grows by doing
(07:55):
that. I hold it in.I have almost almost sneeze, makes it
a little bit. And she sneezesa lot. By the way, I'm
back there in the office, Ido and every fucking morning with a sneeze
daily and I and I and Iknow she wants me to say God bless
you or I will. I won'tdo it. It gets uncomfortable. She's
not a single sneezer. Okay,fucking hey, dude, okay, just
(08:16):
throw blessed you by way. Okay, Like jeez, it's on that heart
and it's not a fan of sneeze. You can tell. So when I
when I, when I know they'recoming, that's what Eddie's dead on.
That's what will happen. But thisone I didn't see comment. I was
really enthralled in this documentary. Andthat is when I just like, I
(08:37):
don't know why. I kind ofturned towards my husband, who was sitting
on and it just like like onhis line, a sneeze you, it's
an automatic reaction to put your handup. I wasn't fast enough. That's
bullshit. Always creep up on youa little bit because you got breathe in.
Yeah, you get and then it'sout, and then you immediately put
(08:58):
your hand up, your elbow orwhatever, you know what you were doing.
You do that because you don't careabout this poor man. You him,
What is he gonna do? What? He's basically a tissue for me.
He's already in the piece of seeyeah, this guy has nothing,
no say it does suck that watchhis asshole Otter documentary. An asshole.
(09:22):
He's not having fun. It's notnice. How was how did you react?
Cool? He gave me a looklike I was a monster. Well
you are, and that's when II of course apologized, but I said,
oh my god, I'm so sorry. I didn't feel that one coming.
Get out of here. We're humans, we all know what a sneeze
is, guy, sneak of facts? I can't, but you still and
(09:43):
turn your head towards the human nextto you. So it was an accident.
I feel like we need to lightenup on Haley a little bit,
because, on top of hers beingan accident, she's actually not feeling where
she slept last night the guest room. Oh, I wasn't mean up all
fucking night. But then you knowwhat she did? You know what she
did all night? She would getup because she couldn't sleep, I'm assuming,
(10:07):
and she would loudly call from thehallway and the dogs would follow her
and I hear click click click clickclick from the dogs. So all night
I was up and on, upand out, up and up. It
sucked. Why did she conflict onpurpose? I think so am she turned
the bathroom light on and was walkingaround. I think she did it on
purpose to wake me up. Shejust has no sense of our job.
And it's still not as bad aswhat Sky did you blew your nose?
(10:31):
Next thing? Not lock it atyour husband. Sky takes a dump.
She's gonna go, hey, giveme your shirt
Thor is sick. You guys comingin, bro for coming in. I
cannot get sick right now, it'sreally busy. Yeah, but yes,
Thor had something happened to him yesterdaythat not only upset him, but it
got him sick. We ain't doneyet. It's time for the one podcast
(00:25):
over a year, completely uncensored andunacting filtered except for that part the the
show's after show starts. Now.Yeah, there's pretty much zero chance that
you're not going to get sick allof us. Then why would you be
about trust me? If why wouldyou be if I don't feel good tomorrow,
(00:46):
I won't come in. Oh wellno, I mean I I do.
Trust you know you've seen it.Yeah, what happened? So my
wife's been sick for like two weeks. Yeah, she got last Monday and
she had a fever, the chills, the whole nine yards. And then
this past weekend she was feeling alittle. She was feeling better on like
Thursday, so she went to norCal and she was too traveled. So
(01:07):
she traveled and she was she wastoo active. We did too much active
stuff and yeah, and she clearlylike red it. Yeah, because since
we've come back she's been like moresick. Now she doesn't have a fever
or anything, but like as oflast night, she completely lost her voice,
like she and it was so annoying. What I lose my voice,
(01:30):
but I still talk when you askedme a question? She did, like
if somebody asked me a question,she'll do this, And I go,
Haley, you could still like talk. You don't need to whisper like that.
It's like yesterday. Yesterday, Iwas in the bedroom. We have
a seven hundred square foot home.I was in the sorry, I was
(01:52):
in the kitchen. She was inthe bedroom, and I yelled out,
how long we know what you did? First of all, I don't say
hello, uh, and she's sheI said, do you want some water?
And because her voice is gone,she couldn't scream out, so she
(02:15):
called me on my phone, wenton, I didn't tell my dogs.
I said, why are you callingme? And she said I can't talk?
(02:37):
Couldn't she shouldn't you have texted?Made more sense that water? Yes,
yes, I went, you couldfeel my eye roll probably so then
so they were hanging out and she'scoughing NonStop. So last two nights ago
I had to get up and sleepin the living room because she she couldn't
(02:58):
stop coughing, and I'm mad ather about it, but it was frustrating,
and so so she goes while sleepand living room. I go,
no, you're sick, and soI like a like the gentleman, I
am. I slept in the liver. I think you were just angry and
pissed and just went storming on.He wanted to stop his Actually what happened,
and so I didn't get a lostsleep. I fell asleep like eleven
fifteen. It was brutal. Andthen last night, Uh, we're getting
(03:21):
ready to go to bed and she'scoughing again. Here we go non stop,
and she gets up from the couchand as she's leaning over, she
goes right in my fucking face,like I felt the air hit me in
the face. Yes, and Iwas that. I was pissed about.
(03:42):
You were cool, gentleman. NoI was not. I hale, What
the fuck, dude? You don'tyou don't you Why the fuck did she
just cough in my face? Dude? I said, dude, that's what
she goes. I'm really sorry.I just I couldn't control it. I
go, but put your hand overyour mouth or something, turn your head.
You literally coughed right in my fuckingface. It was really hot.
(04:04):
I was really hot because I'm likefever. No, well that comes twenty
four hours. Because I've avoided thissickness. I've been falling around, but
I got the flu shot and that'swhy I didn't get sick. Yeah,
maybe you didn't have somebody spit inyour face. And now she just coughed
in my fucking face. So then, well, then this morning I woke
up and I had a fan onand I woke up. I was coughing,
(04:27):
my throat was scratchy. I wasa little stuffed up. I feel
way back. I didn't feel likephysically sick, just like a head thing.
But I feel better now. Aftera few hours, you mentally manifest,
well, somebody coughs in your fuckingfish, are like, what do
you think? And then then andthen I was pissed about it. But
then she got pissed that I waspissed. What do you want me to
do? Move your fucking head,dude, that's what I want you to
(04:48):
do my face now. No sympathyfor like it's an accident. Of course,
she wouldn't intentionally no, because Ithink she did it on purpose.
You can you know when you're gonnacough or whatever, and you just turn
your head or cover your mouth.See I disagree because there was disagree.
(05:09):
There was a bit of an incidentlike this in my house last night.
Uh face, No, I didn'tcough, but the family, no,
I didn't fart. We were allsitting on the couch. That okay.
Do you guys every ever do anythingseparately? My god, the whole family
was sitting on the couch. Whatdo you think, dude? I mean,
you don't for a fact, theydon't. That's so wild. We
(05:30):
all had to watch any together.Yea, you had to watch an Otter
documentary. We got to watch anOtter documentary together. So do you and
your kids watch documentaries together? Don'twatch anything? Oh, last night,
I was in the living room,Robert was in our bedroom. When was
in his room. That's that's anormal family. So I was sitting next
(05:53):
to the husband because him and mydaughter always fight over this one seat that's
called the lap of luxury. Uhthat how you call it? How time
out? How does the kid everhave a say in that? Say I'd
be sitting I'd be sitting in mydad's spot, and my dad would go
stab his fingers, tap his fingers, and the point of stumb behind him,
and I go, okay, Igotta get up to this day that
(06:15):
happens. No, it's almost liketheir funny bit of who gets there first,
and so she got there first,and then so he had to go
middle seat, and then I'm onthe other end crazy. So she didn't
get up, well, he didn'task her to get up. It's like
their thing who gets there first,and then if you get there first,
you get the lap of luxury.That's what would you do if your son
was sitting your first and you knowwhat your dad you did? It goes
(06:40):
exactly. Yeah. I don't.I don't even snap. I just look
at him. I'm like, whatare you doing? Like you know,
you know I sit there if Yeah, I'm a little more vocal. I
just tell him to get the fuckout of the seat. That's abusive.
That's abusive, saying with Robert,Yes in your newspaper, Robert supposed to
(07:08):
be on the couch. Maybe Ihave something nice. Sorry, Okay,
so we have this seating arrangements now, Yeah, so we're we're watching our
outer documentary and just out of nowhere, I got a little tickle and a
(07:30):
sneak, like I got a sneezeattack. It just came out of nowhere.
I wasn't ready. I've heard yourdumb sneezes. Okay, okay,
that's not this sneezes. Yeah,I try and stifle so stupid. Okay,
that's not nice. What is that? I like trying to hold it
in, but she can't. Butthis she hoping her head grows by doing
(07:55):
that. I hold it in.I have almost almost sneeze, makes it
a little bit. And she sneezesa lot. By the way, I'm
back there in the office, Ido and every fucking morning with a sneeze
daily and I and I and Iknow she wants me to say God bless
you or I will. I won'tdo it. It gets uncomfortable. She's
not a single sneezer. Okay,fucking hey, dude, okay, just
(08:16):
throw blessed you by way. Okay, Like jeez, it's on that heart
and it's not a fan of sneeze. You can tell. So when I
when I, when I know they'recoming, that's what Eddie's dead on.
That's what will happen. But thisone I didn't see comment. I was
really enthralled in this documentary. Andthat is when I just like, I
(08:37):
don't know why. I kind ofturned towards my husband, who was sitting
on and it just like like onhis line, a sneeze you, it's
an automatic reaction to put your handup. I wasn't fast enough. That's
bullshit. Always creep up on youa little bit because you got breathe in.
Yeah, you get and then it'sout, and then you immediately put
(08:58):
your hand up, your elbow orwhatever, you know what you were doing.
You do that because you don't careabout this poor man. You him,
What is he gonna do? What? He's basically a tissue for me.
He's already in the piece of seeyeah, this guy has nothing,
no say it does suck that watchhis asshole Otter documentary. An asshole.
(09:22):
He's not having fun. It's notnice. How was how did you react?
Cool? He gave me a looklike I was a monster. Well
you are, and that's when II of course apologized, but I said,
oh my god, I'm so sorry. I didn't feel that one coming.
Get out of here. We're humans, we all know what a sneeze
is, guy, sneak of facts? I can't, but you still and
(09:43):
turn your head towards the human nextto you. So it was an accident.
I feel like we need to lightenup on Haley a little bit,
because, on top of hers beingan accident, she's actually not feeling where
she slept last night the guest room. Oh, I wasn't mean up all
fucking night. But then you knowwhat she did? You know what she
did all night? She would getup because she couldn't sleep, I'm assuming,
(10:07):
and she would loudly call from thehallway and the dogs would follow her
and I hear click click click clickclick from the dogs. So all night
I was up and on, upand out, up and up. It
sucked. Why did she conflict onpurpose? I think so am she turned
the bathroom light on and was walkingaround. I think she did it on
purpose to wake me up. Shejust has no sense of our job.
And it's still not as bad aswhat Sky did you blew your nose?
(10:31):
Next thing? Not lock it atyour husband. Sky takes a dump.
She's gonna go, hey, giveme your shirt
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