The Show Presents: P1 Podcast 6.03.24 Emily and Robert at SeaWorld

On today's P1 Podcast we talk about how Emily and Robert went to SeaWorld over the weekend... without Reed

Episode Transcript

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We were talking earlier in the showabout me and my wife possibly being that
weird adult couple at Disneyland, nokids, but just walking around and enjoying
the park. It's gonna happen.I know that, But you know,
we're still not there yet where kidsare still enjoying it and still enjoy hanging
out with us. So we're okayfor right now. But apparently Emily and

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Robert are that couple. We ain'tdone yet. It's time for the past
yet, completely uncensored and unacting filteredexcept for that part the show's after show
starts. Now, can you goto a theme park without your kids?

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Now? I understand if you don'thave kids, obviously cool, But if
you have a kid, can youleave them at home or somewhere else and
just go enjoy a theme park byyourself? Yeah? I don't know.
I thought I always thought that's kindof odd, But apparently that's what Emily
and Robert did this weekend. Where'dyou go? Yeah, well, yesterday

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we woke up and my son hada friend over, and he decided that
he was going to go with hisfriend for the day to go be with
their family. They had some plansand so they invited Red to go.
Okay, so Robert and I knewthat we were going to be alone every
day, three day, free day. So you do you turn it into
a weird fuck fest like Sky Andthat's what we do if we like a

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weird, fucking freaky Her foot rubbedagainst his dick twelve hours. Yeah,
my gosh, she put his asshole. I don't do that. I know,
I don't do that. That's nottoo far off form what you guys
do do well, I mean geographicallynot too far off, but still okay,

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who mentally you just kick him hardand square in the nar Yeah,
yeah, that's fine, that's fine. But the button okay, you you
are correct, that is when Imean, not not the butt toe stuff,
but what you were talking about priorto that. You're right, Like,
if there's a day when we getthe house to ourself and our daughter
is going to be at a friend'shouse, that is our husband and wife

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time where yeah, we we havecocktails, and then it eventually leads to
fuck fest twenty four Yeah, no, you know, yeah, and leaving
the house. That's not an option, right, I'm not going to do
that. No, that's not anattractive thing we want we want to do.
You don't want to go antiquing ora farmer's market. There you go.
The only thing outside of fuck Festtwenty twenty four that could potentially happen

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if we had a day to ourselvesis going to the casino. That's something
that we can't do with These aretwo You've done that like once. These
are two extremely healthy habits and sexfor four hours or going to the casino.
But at the same time, justscore to the fucking beach, but
walk around the thing. If wehave a day without a kid, we're

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going to do adult stuff. Wewalk around the beach with our kids,
But how about doing stuff that normalwithout a kid, because it's different when
the kid's not there. No,because like I said, we get to
do all that stuff, I know, but it's still different without the kid.
That's what I'm saying. Oh yeah, we'll get to that in retirement.
So I'm just saying, if I'mgoing to have a day, it's
going to be like adult stuff likeit day dry, We'll go to the

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crackhouse on Tuesdays Like this is wheremy mind goes. So we didn't decide
to have an all day fest.We didn't. We wanted to go leave
the house and go do something asmall fuck fest. No, no,
sorry about that, okay, no, no, fast, Okay. We

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decided that we were going to goto SeaWorld for the day. Do you
like going to a musing parks withoutyour son? It is odd, it's
really odd. It's really hod.Know that that's what your plan was.
Yes, he did, and wegave him the choice. We decided that
we wanted to go to see old. He was still at the house.
He hadn't left to go with hisfriend yet. We said, hey,
do you want to come with us? He said no, He said he'd

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rather go with this friend. Hedidn't want to go to sea World two
of them. He's got to carryhis mom out. Nobody was hammered.
See, SeaWorld is fun. Butthat's always a suggestion, my daughter brings
up. It's never like me saying, oh, I want to go to

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sea World? Do you want tocome? Like that's that's I'm surprised.
Well, you guys have a psychoticlove of marine life. Yeah, so
I get that. I don't understandwhy to consenting adults would want to go
to without a kid, without theirkids, because there's all the cool rides,
and that was what we were goingto be heavily focused on, is

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going on all the rides they've got, like the big upside down crazy coasters.
Now the Emperor, that's what wekind of wanted to go do his
cruise around and go do with aride what this, because I mean,
that's so diffy for you guys.I'm right, one hundredercent sure, But
I think I might have seen somethingon the TV, like a commercial or
something, and you guys know howI operate the minute I see something.

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If I think that that might bekind of a good idea that sounds at
food or something to make that allmake it that night or that second.
I was like, what about SeaWorldtoday? Because we didn't have any plans,
so we wanted to go do something. And Robert's been a good boy,
Like he wasn't under a new groundationor anything. Robert's been a good
boy. So Robert got to serI would I I'm surprised at his not

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to be a dick, but atfifty four, right, fifty fifty Biden
rides like that seems like it couldbe very taxing. I mean, he's
in really good shape. It's notabout being in shape, it's about like
just your equilivering and throw off upsidedown roller coasters in your fifties. That's
a lot. He doesn't get.He's not like you though. He doesn't
get like motion sickness and stuff likethat. Like he's fine, he likes

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riding. This is wild choice,though, just on the spur of the
moment, to go to sea World, just you and your man. Uh
huh. I thought I didn't thinkanything of it. I thought it was
a fun idea. I thought itwas a fun idea. I thought this'll
be perfect. We're going to gonow, we won't have to drag around
Read, and we're gonna be fightingwith Read the whole time. So you
don't want to do adult stuff?I mean I feel like we were doing

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adult stuff. I mean I getthat that people go there with their families,
but like, I don't know,we were doing rides, eating food
so you have beer. You know, when a kid like finally gets through
the gate at SeaWorld or Disneyland orwhatever and they're like, oh, we
got to write this first. Wegot to write this for is that you
and Robert? Did you have somewhereyou guys. Did you guys run towards
a ride like Robert was adamant,like I did want to go see a

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couple like sea creatures and stuff whenwe first got there, but Robert wanted
to book it towards the New Wildwildcart ride. And he was like almost
running a little bit to go getin the line. And he also doesn't
like sitting in lines either, Andso we were kind of pumped because the
Rock and Roll Marathon was going on, and so how did you get out
of there? Like every road isfucking closed? World Driver was closed.

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Oh my god. We had togo down Garnett and then to go down
Ingram and go into Zeerold that way. So Roberts just start running thinking he
was in the marathon. He wouldhave and would have and so we didn't
think it was gonna be very packed, okay, because we're like, score,
people won't be going there. Gotthere it was still packed. People
still got to see World Weekend.I know it's a weekend, it's a
Sunday. Summer's almost here, soit's going for us. Robert Ah,

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okay then something like that. Andso we got there though, and I
wanted to look at Sea Life first, and then Robert's like, no,
let's go straight through the straight tothe rides. Got to the rides.
Now got to the rides, andthe lines were long, and so Robert
then said, well, I don'twant to wait in line, and then
I go, we're here. Whendid you get there? We got there
at like twelve thirty. Oh,well, terrible time. Park's been open

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for two and a half hours.I know it's terrible time. But I
told him that's what's gonna happen.We're gonna be. There's gonna We're gonna
have to wait in lines. We'renot gonna fly on every single ride,
you know what I mean. Sothat was the whole scene, trying to
get him to sit there and waitand be patient. But we did it.
We did it. So we didthat Wild Arctic. Put him on
his iPad, he had his phone, and I made sure he had his
phone. Right, were you guysplaying heads up in line? Yes?

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You weren't. It's not a badidea though. We did that one.
And I don't know if I rememberit. It's the ride that like you
are up at the top and thenthey like tip you over and then you
do like a free fall drop andthen you do like some loopy loops.
I'd always been too scared to doit, but I wasn't scared scared to
do it. I did it though. It was a big girl. Yeah.

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It was fun, super fun.So we did the those couple of
coasters. Didn't do Manta though.Can I ask? I have a lot
of Robert questions now when Robert getsoff of a ride and again is he
pumped like a little kid where he'slike, that was awesome? We need
this guy. He's telling Emily,good job. Good He's very screaming,

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did your hands in the air?Good job? Good job. He did
tell me good job after that firstone that I was just talking about that
I've always too scared to do.He did tell me, good job.
Giving you a p Were you nervousgoing on it? I was nervous going
on and sitting there. I don'tlike I could do to give you a
pep talk. He was, hewas. He was just telling me,
you know that I got this andvery very encouraging words from the barntel Man,

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very encouraging words. Did you guyssee the number one show? We
didn't see the shows? Now,what the what the well they got there
so late. That's a good point. But it's like every I feel like
the show you do with the kid, but like we didn't need to go
to a show. What put somerespect only? I'm sorry? Sorry better,

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I'm like, I'm not legitimately hedon't go to world without seeing you
mean, it's the same show everytime, but still maybecite it. Listen,
are they still doing the Survivor bit? The reality shows there or slash?
It's hilarious. It's better than crazy. I stand by that comment.

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By that comment. Yeah, sothat was it. You guys roam around
sea World. He actually texted methis morning how much Funny had with me
yesterday? Did he need to getgriffies? I had a great time with
you Griffies. We should do itagain. As if they don't live together,
you know what I mean, they'rejust dating. Yes, Did you
guys get any treats or stuffed animals? Because those are always a must when

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I'm there. You either like yougot to get some sort of sweet treat
or no, nou just had tacos, no souvenirs. Tacos souvenirs. Are
gonna buy a souvenir? I'm gonnawaste your money on that. Now will
be a thing where you're gonna goto, like Lego Land now and the
different. Honestly, I might peoplewill go again next weekend. Who knows.
It's is starting to creep me out.