June 7, 2024 • 10 mins
It's National Donut Day and on today's P1 Podcast we talk about some of the drama that went down in the studio related to said donuts
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(00:00):
Well, this is a big deal. Okay. At the end of the
show, something wild went down.First of all, we talked about it
being donut Day today it's National Donute, which is almost on the same level
as Christmas for me. I meanit's up there. You know, Christmas
is number one, never going tostop. But I mean, donut is
big. It's a big deal.I love donuts, You love donuts.
(00:24):
And we were ending the show andSky said, turn around, turn around,
look behind us. There was adude out there with a whole box
of donuts. Hold them in mymouth, give it to me. That
just gave me the good feeling mymouth. Buddy, you tell me,
you tell me, you tell me. That's right. Well, then ship
(00:49):
hit the fan once we actually gotsaid donuts. We ain't done yet.
Podcast over yet, completely uncensored andunacting, filtered except for that part the
show's after show starts now. Well, to be honest with you, she
(01:12):
hit the fan before the donuts arrivedbecause there was a situation that broke out
with our new assistant producer, JamieI may you will. Uh yeah,
this kid's got a lot to learn. He's twenty two year old. He
doesn't know nothing. About life.Uh, professor, Professor Eddie had to
get in there and teach him what'sup, yes, because he never really
(01:34):
worked in you know, this kindof environment before, and so the kids
got a lot to learn. Ohwow, especially under my watch. This
does not happen under my watch.Yes, Eddie has kind of taken him
under his wing and declared that heis his professor. He's my young boy,
yes, and you're you're young boy. I don't know if you should
go around saying that that comes offa little weird. I don't think that
(01:55):
he's your young boy and I'm teachingyou kid, I'm working on the show.
Is your clothes? Young boy?We have like Kevin Spacey, don't
make our relationship weird, Okay,I feel So this is the first time
that donuts have arrived in the building. I think when I've seen it and
(02:16):
Jamie's seen it and all that stuffbefore these donuts came. Jamie came in
and said there was donuts in thenewsroom, which is kind of a common
space area, but I mean ittechnically isn't our space. And so somebody
brought in Randy's donuts, and soJamie goes, you know, hey,
somebody brought in donuts, and Igo, whoa, whoa, whoa.
(02:37):
Hold on, it's real serious.Hold up with a minute, I said,
go find out if those are foreverybody. I'm gonna put this kid
on the case. Go find outif they're for everybody, and then if
we could have some of these donuts. So then this motherfucker comes strolling in
here with a donut in his hand, just for him. I go,
(03:00):
what's the deal? I go,did you ask are those for everybody?
Goes well, not really? Whatyou really? What the fuck are you
doing? I think you want aspecific mission. You come back and you
don't really answer the question. Youdidn't know pissed me off. He's rubbing
on the donut, he's eating donuts, shoving in my face kind of ye,
and he knows how I feel aboutdonuts. Then I noticed it's not
(03:23):
a full donut he's eating, andI go, hey, bro, is
that a half a donut? Andhe goes yes. I said, here's
the question, did you cut thatdonut or was there a half in there?
By the way, half a donut? You need to eat a full
donut, dude. This kid isskinny, like that's weird. Yes,
(03:45):
soaking wet. Okay, so eata full donut first of all. Second,
second of all, did you cutit or was it cut when you
just decided? You know what,I'm just gonna have a half a donut.
I just want a little people.This is how Emily talk. Well,
I love a half a donut.I like to cut donut. I
love you know, Hey, what'sthe rule? What's the rule? We
(04:05):
don't do that that we don't doit, and it's stupid because don't care,
don't don't. I don't care,not on my wall country. I
hate when people cut donuts. Itfucking pisses me off. On another on
another level. Wow, but iflike I would share one with them,
(04:27):
if you guys, you guys canshare the donut. I have no problem
that you cannot cut cut community donutsand then just have a half a Yeah,
but he might come along and twentyminutes later and yeah, but you
can't assume that. You can't assumethat you guess what, this motherfucker cut
(04:48):
the donut. He cut the dotites a good job. I fired him.
I fired him. This was almosthis last day. What we learned
we don't do that, right,Yeah, he learned that we don't.
Let's you learn. Emily, Ifeel like you're about to get fired.
You're about to get fired. AndEddie, I know you gave him a
talking to, but I feel likehe'll still do it again. He is
(05:11):
in life class now, Okay,he's under the professor's wing, but your
student is the fined. He's gonnaget eno f oh ship for fired.
I've never been I've never been moreserious in my life. I don't care
what he does here work. Ifhe fucking cuts a donut, he's out.
But he's really good at what he'sdoing for us in the scenes.
(05:31):
Well so far, okay, itdoesn't matter. So anyway, we're wrapping
up the show. All of asudden, there's some creature behind me,
and Sky screams out, look behindyou and around and is our world famous
p one p one t rep.Wow, great friend of the show.
Been a fan since day one andhe's been around forever. He must have
(05:54):
heard donut talk swung by Randy's Donutsand has a whole dozen that he brought
for me. Such a sweetie,Such a sweetie. I love this guy.
Present it you could say, wellyou want lady, Well he came
in presented it to me. Goes, here you go, Eddie, here's
your dons, and I and Icried, hugged them. There was hugs,
(06:15):
its a kiss. I offered one. He didn't want to kiss.
You offered a kiss. I said, I'd kiss him on the mouth.
You bring me donuts, You're gonnaget one. You're gonna get one,
no matter whether you want it ornot. Okay, watch out, Jamie.
He was so appreciated, little boy. I love it. I got
very excited. I think he presentedthem to you because he knew your level
(06:36):
of excitement. Yeah, but itdon't matter. It don't matter. You
get to like see them first.Now, you guys are just making up
your own ship. That's not true. Well I feel like you're making up
I'm not. If somebody goes,here's your donuts, what does that mean?
It means here's your donuts. Sohe gave him to me, and
then all of a sudden, allof a sudden, we got we got
words being thrown around. I wanthalf a donut and just to go fuck
(07:01):
you her, I then discount.You come at me, You come at
me and ask for half a doughnutand donut days take the whole donut the
other half later you ain't getting Okay, when you're gonna learn on the list
too, because you're you're not toocrazy crazy, don't call me dump truck.
(07:23):
Okay, how did you work that? This guy's nickname? But only
when she wears these leggings. Okay, you want to show the camera,
show the camera. Come on,I stop at that thing. Give daddy
a taste. I'm sorry I starteddoing jelly Okay, I have a little
(07:46):
bit of a jelly Let's see thatthing. Let's see that. It does
look like jelly roll. Okay,I smack it. Okay, do it?
Yes, I forgot I forgot weeksapparently. Okay, but anyway,
(08:09):
okay, but anyway, we're notcalling me dump truck anymore. Okay,
Okay, it's anywhere so much soall of a sudden, Okay, you
guys wanted some of my donuts,and yeah, there's a mix of donuts
and for the same morning on DonutDay. Yeah, and all morning we've
been talking about donut Day, donuts, our favorite type of donuts all morning.
(08:31):
Clearly donut right? Has it happened? All? I didn't really want
one to see This guy knows what'sup? What's up? What you want?
Because you had your breakfast? Ihad a breakfast sandwich. I was
kind of trying to do things.All this was going on, So this
is all news to me. Yeah, steroids kill appetite. Okaya, she's
so jealous of your workout schedule you'renot getting that's insane. It's a thing,
(09:00):
doesn't You can't you have a fuckingdozen donuts that you can't share one
or two. I love you,Okay, you ain't getting none of my
donuts. Rude, it's super somebodygave you something donutsak for once? Okay,
I mean this entire time. Ifsomebody gave you something that you love
on another level, yeah, asix pack of white clothes, yes,
(09:22):
or yeah, I ain't gonna askyou for any of that nice bottle blocket
for you mind. Remember that onetime that it was Eddie's fiftieth and Zeth,
our old screener, bought like,oh yeah, you guys split like
six a case of white claws,and you were pissed because he had like
(09:45):
one extra. They weren't serving them, so they had him. So they
had white claws ubered to squal hadhim post made it or whatever, and
she was pissed. We're so happy, and I saw at one point,
I don't know if you guys sawthis, Zeth offered one to someone else
(10:07):
and Emily went up to him andlike, dude, you don't offer those,
that's our stash. I think itwas my wife too. Yes,
she didn't. Oh my god.Oh so you're just giving out donuts though,
that's yes, we've been doing amorning show all morning. Just said,
we've been talking about donuts together,like, don't we don't need another
donut for that dump truck. Okay,
Well, this is a big deal. Okay. At the end of the
show, something wild went down.First of all, we talked about it
being donut Day today it's National Donute, which is almost on the same level
as Christmas for me. I meanit's up there. You know, Christmas
is number one, never going tostop. But I mean, donut is
big. It's a big deal.I love donuts, You love donuts.
(00:24):
And we were ending the show andSky said, turn around, turn around,
look behind us. There was adude out there with a whole box
of donuts. Hold them in mymouth, give it to me. That
just gave me the good feeling mymouth. Buddy, you tell me,
you tell me, you tell me. That's right. Well, then ship
(00:49):
hit the fan once we actually gotsaid donuts. We ain't done yet.
Podcast over yet, completely uncensored andunacting, filtered except for that part the
show's after show starts now. Well, to be honest with you, she
(01:12):
hit the fan before the donuts arrivedbecause there was a situation that broke out
with our new assistant producer, JamieI may you will. Uh yeah,
this kid's got a lot to learn. He's twenty two year old. He
doesn't know nothing. About life.Uh, professor, Professor Eddie had to
get in there and teach him what'sup, yes, because he never really
(01:34):
worked in you know, this kindof environment before, and so the kids
got a lot to learn. Ohwow, especially under my watch. This
does not happen under my watch.Yes, Eddie has kind of taken him
under his wing and declared that heis his professor. He's my young boy,
yes, and you're you're young boy. I don't know if you should
go around saying that that comes offa little weird. I don't think that
(01:55):
he's your young boy and I'm teachingyou kid, I'm working on the show.
Is your clothes? Young boy?We have like Kevin Spacey, don't
make our relationship weird, Okay,I feel So this is the first time
that donuts have arrived in the building. I think when I've seen it and
(02:16):
Jamie's seen it and all that stuffbefore these donuts came. Jamie came in
and said there was donuts in thenewsroom, which is kind of a common
space area, but I mean ittechnically isn't our space. And so somebody
brought in Randy's donuts, and soJamie goes, you know, hey,
somebody brought in donuts, and Igo, whoa, whoa, whoa.
(02:37):
Hold on, it's real serious.Hold up with a minute, I said,
go find out if those are foreverybody. I'm gonna put this kid
on the case. Go find outif they're for everybody, and then if
we could have some of these donuts. So then this motherfucker comes strolling in
here with a donut in his hand, just for him. I go,
(03:00):
what's the deal? I go,did you ask are those for everybody?
Goes well, not really? Whatyou really? What the fuck are you
doing? I think you want aspecific mission. You come back and you
don't really answer the question. Youdidn't know pissed me off. He's rubbing
on the donut, he's eating donuts, shoving in my face kind of ye,
and he knows how I feel aboutdonuts. Then I noticed it's not
(03:23):
a full donut he's eating, andI go, hey, bro, is
that a half a donut? Andhe goes yes. I said, here's
the question, did you cut thatdonut or was there a half in there?
By the way, half a donut? You need to eat a full
donut, dude. This kid isskinny, like that's weird. Yes,
(03:45):
soaking wet. Okay, so eata full donut first of all. Second,
second of all, did you cutit or was it cut when you
just decided? You know what,I'm just gonna have a half a donut.
I just want a little people.This is how Emily talk. Well,
I love a half a donut.I like to cut donut. I
love you know, Hey, what'sthe rule? What's the rule? We
(04:05):
don't do that that we don't doit, and it's stupid because don't care,
don't don't. I don't care,not on my wall country. I
hate when people cut donuts. Itfucking pisses me off. On another on
another level. Wow, but iflike I would share one with them,
(04:27):
if you guys, you guys canshare the donut. I have no problem
that you cannot cut cut community donutsand then just have a half a Yeah,
but he might come along and twentyminutes later and yeah, but you
can't assume that. You can't assumethat you guess what, this motherfucker cut
(04:48):
the donut. He cut the dotites a good job. I fired him.
I fired him. This was almosthis last day. What we learned
we don't do that, right,Yeah, he learned that we don't.
Let's you learn. Emily, Ifeel like you're about to get fired.
You're about to get fired. AndEddie, I know you gave him a
talking to, but I feel likehe'll still do it again. He is
(05:11):
in life class now, Okay,he's under the professor's wing, but your
student is the fined. He's gonnaget eno f oh ship for fired.
I've never been I've never been moreserious in my life. I don't care
what he does here work. Ifhe fucking cuts a donut, he's out.
But he's really good at what he'sdoing for us in the scenes.
(05:31):
Well so far, okay, itdoesn't matter. So anyway, we're wrapping
up the show. All of asudden, there's some creature behind me,
and Sky screams out, look behindyou and around and is our world famous
p one p one t rep.Wow, great friend of the show.
Been a fan since day one andhe's been around forever. He must have
(05:54):
heard donut talk swung by Randy's Donutsand has a whole dozen that he brought
for me. Such a sweetie,Such a sweetie. I love this guy.
Present it you could say, wellyou want lady, Well he came
in presented it to me. Goes, here you go, Eddie, here's
your dons, and I and Icried, hugged them. There was hugs,
(06:15):
its a kiss. I offered one. He didn't want to kiss.
You offered a kiss. I said, I'd kiss him on the mouth.
You bring me donuts, You're gonnaget one. You're gonna get one,
no matter whether you want it ornot. Okay, watch out, Jamie.
He was so appreciated, little boy. I love it. I got
very excited. I think he presentedthem to you because he knew your level
(06:36):
of excitement. Yeah, but itdon't matter. It don't matter. You
get to like see them first.Now, you guys are just making up
your own ship. That's not true. Well I feel like you're making up
I'm not. If somebody goes,here's your donuts, what does that mean?
It means here's your donuts. Sohe gave him to me, and
then all of a sudden, allof a sudden, we got we got
words being thrown around. I wanthalf a donut and just to go fuck
(07:01):
you her, I then discount.You come at me, You come at
me and ask for half a doughnutand donut days take the whole donut the
other half later you ain't getting Okay, when you're gonna learn on the list
too, because you're you're not toocrazy crazy, don't call me dump truck.
(07:23):
Okay, how did you work that? This guy's nickname? But only
when she wears these leggings. Okay, you want to show the camera,
show the camera. Come on,I stop at that thing. Give daddy
a taste. I'm sorry I starteddoing jelly Okay, I have a little
(07:46):
bit of a jelly Let's see thatthing. Let's see that. It does
look like jelly roll. Okay,I smack it. Okay, do it?
Yes, I forgot I forgot weeksapparently. Okay, but anyway,
(08:09):
okay, but anyway, we're notcalling me dump truck anymore. Okay,
Okay, it's anywhere so much soall of a sudden, Okay, you
guys wanted some of my donuts,and yeah, there's a mix of donuts
and for the same morning on DonutDay. Yeah, and all morning we've
been talking about donut Day, donuts, our favorite type of donuts all morning.
(08:31):
Clearly donut right? Has it happened? All? I didn't really want
one to see This guy knows what'sup? What's up? What you want?
Because you had your breakfast? Ihad a breakfast sandwich. I was
kind of trying to do things.All this was going on, So this
is all news to me. Yeah, steroids kill appetite. Okaya, she's
so jealous of your workout schedule you'renot getting that's insane. It's a thing,
(09:00):
doesn't You can't you have a fuckingdozen donuts that you can't share one
or two. I love you,Okay, you ain't getting none of my
donuts. Rude, it's super somebodygave you something donutsak for once? Okay,
I mean this entire time. Ifsomebody gave you something that you love
on another level, yeah, asix pack of white clothes, yes,
(09:22):
or yeah, I ain't gonna askyou for any of that nice bottle blocket
for you mind. Remember that onetime that it was Eddie's fiftieth and Zeth,
our old screener, bought like,oh yeah, you guys split like
six a case of white claws,and you were pissed because he had like
(09:45):
one extra. They weren't serving them, so they had him. So they
had white claws ubered to squal hadhim post made it or whatever, and
she was pissed. We're so happy, and I saw at one point,
I don't know if you guys sawthis, Zeth offered one to someone else
(10:07):
and Emily went up to him andlike, dude, you don't offer those,
that's our stash. I think itwas my wife too. Yes,
she didn't. Oh my god.Oh so you're just giving out donuts though,
that's yes, we've been doing amorning show all morning. Just said,
we've been talking about donuts together,like, don't we don't need another
donut for that dump truck. Okay,
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