June 14, 2024 • 8 mins
On today's P1 Podcast, Thor tells us about how he doesn't really mind when his dogs stay in the room during his alone time with his wife
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(00:00):
Well, sometimes it is really goodthat we have this p one podcast because
we do it after the show.It's uncensored. You can say whatever you
want on it, well for themost part. And so at the end
of our normal show, there wasa story that came up about dogs watching
us have sex, and Thor wentto say something and then caught himself and
(00:23):
edited himself, which is again veryrare. Yes, so why not hear
what this story actually was? Rightnow, we ain't done yet. It's
time for the one podcast over yet, completely uncensored and unacting filtered except for
that part the the show's after showstarts now dog you stars. So we
(00:53):
were talking about how this guy wasweirded out because he's having sex with his
girlfriend and her dog likes to watch. Fortunately for him, they live in
a studio, so there's nowhere toput the dog. What do you do?
And so we're all talking about ourexperiences. Everybody has a dog,
has been through this kind of thingbefore. Most of us just kick the
dog out of the room, moveon. Door says, no, let
(01:15):
the boy walk. He needs tolearn the way I learned. And so
Door says, we had no problemwith his dogs being on the bed as
he's having sex with his wife,and it got even weirder. One point
we heard it on this p onepodcast before where the dog started licking his
toes and just didn't want that strokestroke. Uh so you went to go
(01:48):
to tell another story and then youhad no can't, can't say that.
My wife's gonna hate me for this. Oh, really, you know what
it is? So we we wehave sex be my wife comes on.
I heard you have a broken penisor something. Right now, the penis
is still not out of commission oncocks out of commission. If you guys
saw pregno zone, is that forthe cock, It's for the penis because
(02:10):
I'm so by urethra so swollen.Don't know, you don't know what we're
talking about. Thank you, yest, and his midweek meltdown told us that
his penis is broken because he triedto rub some yeast infection medicine in it.
Yeah, and if you didn't hearit, it's a must, like
you have to, you have to. Oh god, that was one of
(02:35):
the more disturbance I've ever heard,one of the more disturbing things I've ever
come. Yeah, I'm not pregnozone help to jam. That's all works.
No, And it's just just likelike like an animal, it's just
to cintegrate. I know. Iam tan the pregnant zone, the pea
(02:57):
hole a little less swollen, stilllike kind of shooting spraying everywhere. Like
it's more like a sprinkler right nowthan a Are you sitting No, I'm
just I'm lifting the toilet and peeing. I'm just I just have to like
go with it. You're making amess. I am. I'm cleaning up
though, I'm not leaving everywhere andhere cleaning. I'm gonna go in there
and are you serious? Honestly,I'm offended you. I'm offending. I'm
(03:24):
not doing that corner. I'm notfor the day. Wow, he's actually
gonna be okay with it. Yeah, Hey guys, Hey, what are
you talking about? Eddie? Youmissed? I just just shut up.
(03:44):
You were sitting here, you justsaid a comment, went and walked away.
Okay, Okay, So you're cleaningup. I'm sorry cleaning. I
don't piss everywhere and leave it there. That would be crazy. Uh So
Dick's getting better. Get I don'tknow, I you know, not to
get too off track here about thestory. But I have contacted my doctor
(04:08):
yesterday and this morning because I wantto see eurologists because it still has some
issues and they haven't gotten back tome. Do they want me to suffer?
Like? Please email me back?So I got a respond immediately.
He takes it. So person Ihave, I'm a doctor and a person.
You're going to read you the textI sent this. There is no
(04:31):
like number because it's it's with thenetwork. So I said this. I've
said, please, this is urgent. I've seen four doctors please help me
and tend to referral to eurologists.I need to see eurologists. How do
you know they're the doctor? Youknow how I know because it feels like
a fucking fire is being lit onmy dick. I take a pissa bird
(04:57):
because you put the wrong medicine onit. Maybe that's why I was ready
for that. That was right.So me and my wife when we used
to have sex, remember those timeswe don't. We're a big coconut oil
family talks about this and that's yourlube. Yes, a cocaine plus you
like to like, as you say, put it on her titties. Oil,
(05:25):
dude, I love it in myface. I tried to clean it
up. I love all ties,got great tits, all of them titties.
And it's just you know, thesheets get coconut. Maybe that's what's
in your dick hole. But thatwouldn't be that bad. It's not look
over at sky because she's a cocontlebit. She's a coconut bit. There's
(05:47):
actually some anti bacterial properties in it. Shove that up in there, all
coconut in the don't if his wifedid, he would. If his wife
didn't, he would. I'm notgoing to a cocain. He'd put a
whole coconut. I'm not gonna putI'm not gonna told me he told me
to. That's where that hearts.I understand talk like that. I would
(06:15):
have fitted my people. I wouldhave dummy, it wouldn't. That wouldn't
happen. So anyway, so there'scoconutle everywhere. What what are we talking?
Wedding going on, sex, oil, sweating going on, and the
sex ends, you know after afew minutes, and you know, I
I will get up. I'll golike the bathroom or something. You got
(06:38):
to go get water, Yeah,get water. My wife goes to the
bathroom I don't know. Let's letsit out, wondering yourself what just happened?
Why? Why am I here?I don't know, she's her entire
How did I get here? Wheredid I go wrong? I apologized that
(07:00):
the worst thirty five seconds, aboutfive seconds, and then and then we
go back into the bedroom and fora long time this has happened. And
usually one of the dogs will beon the sheets, licking the sheets,
and then rather than stopping them,I'll yell out, clean up crew,
(07:30):
that is so fucking gross. Thatis so fucking gross, dude. It's
way worse than what I thought.Like it's cute, yes, it's a
horrible like, oh my god,how silly dude with these guys. Oh
fucking can't right now, wife's nevergonna have sex eventually, the guys can't.
(07:57):
You're never gonna And I'll stop,I'll go why to stop? And
then I'll go clean up crew,and then I'll be like, Watson,
get off, come on, Oscarstarted it years ago, okay, And
then Watson's oh I died sorry,
Well, sometimes it is really goodthat we have this p one podcast because
we do it after the show.It's uncensored. You can say whatever you
want on it, well for themost part. And so at the end
of our normal show, there wasa story that came up about dogs watching
us have sex, and Thor wentto say something and then caught himself and
(00:23):
edited himself, which is again veryrare. Yes, so why not hear
what this story actually was? Rightnow, we ain't done yet. It's
time for the one podcast over yet, completely uncensored and unacting filtered except for
that part the the show's after showstarts now dog you stars. So we
(00:53):
were talking about how this guy wasweirded out because he's having sex with his
girlfriend and her dog likes to watch. Fortunately for him, they live in
a studio, so there's nowhere toput the dog. What do you do?
And so we're all talking about ourexperiences. Everybody has a dog,
has been through this kind of thingbefore. Most of us just kick the
dog out of the room, moveon. Door says, no, let
(01:15):
the boy walk. He needs tolearn the way I learned. And so
Door says, we had no problemwith his dogs being on the bed as
he's having sex with his wife,and it got even weirder. One point
we heard it on this p onepodcast before where the dog started licking his
toes and just didn't want that strokestroke. Uh so you went to go
(01:48):
to tell another story and then youhad no can't, can't say that.
My wife's gonna hate me for this. Oh, really, you know what
it is? So we we wehave sex be my wife comes on.
I heard you have a broken penisor something. Right now, the penis
is still not out of commission oncocks out of commission. If you guys
saw pregno zone, is that forthe cock, It's for the penis because
(02:10):
I'm so by urethra so swollen.Don't know, you don't know what we're
talking about. Thank you, yest, and his midweek meltdown told us that
his penis is broken because he triedto rub some yeast infection medicine in it.
Yeah, and if you didn't hearit, it's a must, like
you have to, you have to. Oh god, that was one of
(02:35):
the more disturbance I've ever heard,one of the more disturbing things I've ever
come. Yeah, I'm not pregnozone help to jam. That's all works.
No, And it's just just likelike like an animal, it's just
to cintegrate. I know. Iam tan the pregnant zone, the pea
(02:57):
hole a little less swollen, stilllike kind of shooting spraying everywhere. Like
it's more like a sprinkler right nowthan a Are you sitting No, I'm
just I'm lifting the toilet and peeing. I'm just I just have to like
go with it. You're making amess. I am. I'm cleaning up
though, I'm not leaving everywhere andhere cleaning. I'm gonna go in there
and are you serious? Honestly,I'm offended you. I'm offending. I'm
(03:24):
not doing that corner. I'm notfor the day. Wow, he's actually
gonna be okay with it. Yeah, Hey guys, Hey, what are
you talking about? Eddie? Youmissed? I just just shut up.
(03:44):
You were sitting here, you justsaid a comment, went and walked away.
Okay, Okay, So you're cleaningup. I'm sorry cleaning. I
don't piss everywhere and leave it there. That would be crazy. Uh So
Dick's getting better. Get I don'tknow, I you know, not to
get too off track here about thestory. But I have contacted my doctor
(04:08):
yesterday and this morning because I wantto see eurologists because it still has some
issues and they haven't gotten back tome. Do they want me to suffer?
Like? Please email me back?So I got a respond immediately.
He takes it. So person Ihave, I'm a doctor and a person.
You're going to read you the textI sent this. There is no
(04:31):
like number because it's it's with thenetwork. So I said this. I've
said, please, this is urgent. I've seen four doctors please help me
and tend to referral to eurologists.I need to see eurologists. How do
you know they're the doctor? Youknow how I know because it feels like
a fucking fire is being lit onmy dick. I take a pissa bird
(04:57):
because you put the wrong medicine onit. Maybe that's why I was ready
for that. That was right.So me and my wife when we used
to have sex, remember those timeswe don't. We're a big coconut oil
family talks about this and that's yourlube. Yes, a cocaine plus you
like to like, as you say, put it on her titties. Oil,
(05:25):
dude, I love it in myface. I tried to clean it
up. I love all ties,got great tits, all of them titties.
And it's just you know, thesheets get coconut. Maybe that's what's
in your dick hole. But thatwouldn't be that bad. It's not look
over at sky because she's a cocontlebit. She's a coconut bit. There's
(05:47):
actually some anti bacterial properties in it. Shove that up in there, all
coconut in the don't if his wifedid, he would. If his wife
didn't, he would. I'm notgoing to a cocain. He'd put a
whole coconut. I'm not gonna putI'm not gonna told me he told me
to. That's where that hearts.I understand talk like that. I would
(06:15):
have fitted my people. I wouldhave dummy, it wouldn't. That wouldn't
happen. So anyway, so there'scoconutle everywhere. What what are we talking?
Wedding going on, sex, oil, sweating going on, and the
sex ends, you know after afew minutes, and you know, I
I will get up. I'll golike the bathroom or something. You got
(06:38):
to go get water, Yeah,get water. My wife goes to the
bathroom I don't know. Let's letsit out, wondering yourself what just happened?
Why? Why am I here?I don't know, she's her entire
How did I get here? Wheredid I go wrong? I apologized that
(07:00):
the worst thirty five seconds, aboutfive seconds, and then and then we
go back into the bedroom and fora long time this has happened. And
usually one of the dogs will beon the sheets, licking the sheets,
and then rather than stopping them,I'll yell out, clean up crew,
(07:30):
that is so fucking gross. Thatis so fucking gross, dude. It's
way worse than what I thought.Like it's cute, yes, it's a
horrible like, oh my god,how silly dude with these guys. Oh
fucking can't right now, wife's nevergonna have sex eventually, the guys can't.
(07:57):
You're never gonna And I'll stop,I'll go why to stop? And
then I'll go clean up crew,and then I'll be like, Watson,
get off, come on, Oscarstarted it years ago, okay, And
then Watson's oh I died sorry,
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