June 20, 2024 • 17 mins
On today's P1 Podcast, we talk about how Thor doesn't know how to give presents ON someones birthday
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It is so apparent that you guysdon't know how to do birthdays. It's
fucking wild how you guys can't figurethis out. Guys, birthdays fall on
a specific day, and that iswhen you give them their presents. We
ain't done yet yet, completely uncensoredand unacting, filtered except for that part
(00:30):
the show's after show starts. Now. I'm exasperated. Honestly, you guys
know how seriously I take peasant givingand things like that, so when you
fuck it up constantly, it makesme crazy. So Thor is the biggest
offender when it comes to the likehe cannot figure this out. Like We've
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been going through this for over amonth now, all about Hayley's birthday,
and he can't figure out he gotone of the best presents ever and I
was like, this is great,but he bought it a month ago and
gave the tour already and it wouldhave been a perfect birthday present. But
he can't. He can't figure itout. He gave it to her as
like just because gifts. I wouldn'tcall it birthday a month away. I
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wouldn't call it just because gift.I'm not like a rich mom who just
gives their kids gifts. You don'tneed to do that. I need to
do that. Sorry, this wasshe was really upset about her dog.
I saw it, and I waslike, this might make her smile,
but what a So it's a justsmile gift. I wouldn't say. I
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wouldn't say it was just anything anyway, But what a great birthday present that
would have been. Like she wouldhave got that and been like over the
moon dog. That's nice to dothings just because, just because. But
you know, I just thought,if you're a month away, you might
as well wait and just do iton your birth We live in a small
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place in the here. There reallywasn't a lot of places to put it,
and we have an office. Itold you I couldn't. I'm not
bringing it in the car. Icould have waited to order it. You
could have waited to order it,But then what if I wait too long
and then it gets back ordered orsomething. I got it. I gave
it to her. I'm sorry.It was a nightmare. She loved it.
I knew that. I knew thatshe wouldn't have wanted to wait.
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Well here, here's the problem,though, is I know you and then
a couple days before her birthday.We're going to struggle. We're going to
go through this thing like I don'tknow what to get her. I don't
know what to do. Oh wegot a horse stuff? Or do I
get the San Francisco Giants? Idon't know what to do. We go
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through this every year. Yeah,but this was what the time wasn't a
couple of days before. It waslike a week and a half. Are
you out of your weekends? Iknow you're saying that because you're trying to
cover your ass, but that's nottrue at all. But this time I
knocked a grand slam. You knockeda grand slam? Is that right?
That's you decided? You know what, I'm gonna get her a necklace that
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you must have saw on my Instagramor something. So what the necklace thing
happened? She has one necklace thatshe wore all the time and two reasons
why she doesn't wear it anymore.One, it kind of offended me that
she was wearing a necklace. Someoneelse got her? What do you mean
no? No, her friend Kimyagot for I was because I don't know.
I felt like, if you're gonnawear a necklace, it should be
from either you buy it or Ibuy it. I have a weird thing
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about friends. Necklace is a jewelryif you're Yeah, but I just I
don't know. I just she worekedlike all the time. Liked it.
Yeah, yeah, because I wantto get her something like that, because
something I've gotten her She doesn't wearall the this wild security. And the
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other thing was it broke It justsnapped off on it. No, I
didn't break it sitting in the bathroom, net to the it broke. It
broke while she was wearing She's notwearing themore down. If I didn't buy
it, she's not wearing it.Yeah, that's not what happened. I
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was sleeping with the enemy thing.Seriously, it's all those cans one way
alphabetical. Bro So I started lookingon Amazon. Emily had a couple of
ideas. They were terrible. Iknow the necklace she had and I wore
necklaces like she had. Of Ididn't want to get her in nineteen ninety
one necklace because she was born Emilylove. Yeah, so Emily loves names
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and numbers. Yeah, she's sureknows accurate. Yeah, necklace is jackets.
But right now I'm wearing a prettyone with a little my birth my
birth flower on it, which isa daisy birth Wow, yeah, you
have birthday. Why would you needthat if you have a sweet tattoo of
it? It actually is exactly thesame point. I never thought about that
exactly. So I looked at herbirth flower and it was a flower.
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I don't think Haley's a big rosefan. It's a rose, and I
was like, she's like So Istarted looking more and then I found these
little necklaces. They were they're cheap. I mean, they were like it
was like ten bucks. It wasn'tokay, we don't need to say that.
It was like eight ninety two.And they were like they were like
little things, like like one waslike a little compass that said going places,
and then it came with a sayingin like a card and saying a
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little paragraph about what it meant.And then there was one like about like
life or something, you know whatI mean. It was like those kinds
of things. So I ended upgetting here four. Well hold on a
minute, how dare you? Yeah, we're not jumping past this palace?
Yeah? Up getting her four becauseI love her so much exactly this fucking
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guy. Yeah, he couldn't decidebetween the four. Yes, he's like,
which one do I go with?Which installar necklace do I go with?
Because I was an elephant? Andthen one was another just because she
likes that, all these different things, and he's like, well, which
one do I pick? And Igo, hey, you cheap fuck,
okay, don't call me. Igo get her all four. There's six
bucks first of all the eight ninetythere was six ninety nine. I know
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exactly how much they were. Therewas six they were I will show you
shot and yeah, like, mygod, I don't I don't remember that
conversation. So I got in hishead and I made him by her all
four and so he got her off, which is great. Yeah, it
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was a great gesture by me.Okay. Then the other conversation came up
of what do I go with?Do I get her all gold? Do
I mix of silver and gold?Like? Which ones do I end up
going with? So would you pick? Well, I know that she's a
gold only chick. She's not abig silver chick. So I thought I
had picked all four gold. Butthe one, the one that is like
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is a is a wave and saidlife's a beach, saying, by the
way, it's so clever. You'venever heard that one before. So that
one is silver? You didn't knowbecause I didn't want to open it until
she But I mean you ordered it. It looked it looked like gold on
the they say on them, onlythe other ones for gold. Why would
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this one be silver. It's fuckingweird because it's a different. Now you're
blaming the website. Yeah, Imean I guarantee it says in the description
anyway. Okay, So so yeah, so I didn't fuck it up.
So maybe it was switched it upto three. You don't need four gold
you have three now, so theyout of money? You're okay? And
so today is Hayley's birthday, andso you would imagine today is the day
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you give her her birthday? Friend, Yes, that's how Door was telling
us last week how important it isto her that celebrating her on the day
the day. He did say thatlast week. So what does he do?
Gives it to her yesterday? Yesterday'snot gonna have nothing. And they
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explained myself, Okay, so Igot her. I purchased those four necklaces.
Can you make it it seem likeit's And then I went to Target
a couple of days ago and wentout of my way to go to Target.
It wasn't just there because I knowhow these chicks are with making things
convenient for them for the guy.So I went out of my way to
go to Target because because it's sohard to find. And I got by
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the way. Target is like sixblocks from his house. Yeah, it's
really close, it's right there.Should I have driven somewhere else? I
did? I did. I hadto get I did get out of my
house and drive the Target, andI got it. I got a card.
Usually don't get cards, remember Ihate cards. And then, uh,
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so this is what you're bragging about. You went to targeted by a
fucking card and a gift back.So I put them all on the closs
it and all that stuff. Ithought you couldn't hide anything in your house.
This was the one where I gotHi small enough. And last night
around like I couldn't sleep, shecouldn't sleep. I don't know, we
just we were just talking and aroundlike ten thirty, I suggested, I
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go, hey, I'm not goingto see so all day to day.
She's going to be gone all day. She's at the beach. She already
left to the beach. I'm notgoing to see her most of the day
to day. So I go,do you want your gift now tonight or
do you want to wait until liketomorrow evening. And she said that she
wanted it right now and I cangive her to her right now. So
I said sure, suggest that well, so I said sure, and I
said, hey, but I'll giveyou the card tomorrow. Admit you were
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excited. You want to know isthis is it? Before I'm giving her
the card tomorrow? What does thatmean? Well? The cards really nice.
I picked out a nice card.I'm going to write something nice in
it. I don't do that yet. Well, no, I was going
to do it today. I'm gonnado it. I'm gonna get the card.
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I mean, I have the card. I'm going to give her the
card today. And then last nightshe he got the necklace. What you
think she loved them? She thoughtit was great. Obviously the silver one
she wasn't the biggest. Fane's nota beach, that's the one. She
would have warned today to the beach. No, she's gonna she likes the
going places, one of the mostmental because she's gone place I hope so,
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and then the elephant want to andthen the horseshoe. But anyway,
life's the beach. So I'm eithergonna return it or give it to somebody
else. I haven't decided yet.Really hot six bucks. So I still
can't wrap my head around these givengifts early it makes me crazy. And
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she's getting her card today? Whatis this card? Boy? A car
card was as much as the necklace. That's very true. Target. Oh
yeah, so Sky mentioned it thatHayley's was adamant about having kind of like
a beach bonfire party for her birthday, and we were all sort of like
because Thor invited us, which isnice because we love Haley, but it's
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on a Thursday at night, soit's kind of and I don't live anywhere
near the beach near Emily. Yeah, and Skot it's like a sky it's
in her backyard down the street,so she has no reason to not go.
And so but we were like,why not do it tomorrow? Or
we had the day off on Wednesday, why not do it on Tuesday?
So I suggested that last week andI got my fucking head shoot off.
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She's not she she just doesn't knowher day. So okay, so my
wife was Jehoah's witnessed for a reallylong time, so she didn't celebrate her
birthday for a long time. Sothen we don't know how old she is.
I don't think, I mean,she has a birthday. They didn't
celebrate it, Okay, I didaccount I think? Did? I think?
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So? She doesn't? She didn't, she did. She gets uncomfortable
celebrating her birthday, I think,and I think so, like it was
her idea to do this bonfire thing, and it's very who ever can come
great, whoever can't come great,because she doesn't want to make a big
deal out of it. So Ithink that me suggesting to do it on
Tuesday nights, the more people couldcome, or Friday nights, more people
could come, makes her uncomfortable.And then she makes root comments about me
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and goes, I'm not like youon your birthday. I don't need this
whole big thing as if I needsomething you, thank you, thank you
can say that about certain people,it's a wild thing to say about me.
It's a wild thing to say.Well, it's like she puts so
much pressure on herself to do somethingnice for my birthday. But I don't
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need that. Do you have abirthday month? I don't have a birthday
month. So then she was justlike, no, I don't care.
If it's just me and the dogs, that's fine. So then she makes
it really awkward for me and uncomfortable. But I invite everybody anyway, and
it's gonna be a good time.So we're gonna do a bonfire tonight at
Fiesta Island with her and whoever wantsto come. And it's a six thirty
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at night, and I might.Yeah, I am pumped. Well,
I figured Eddie couldn't come because hehas the All Stars and he lives in
alcohol. All true. That's asfar as Emily, I wasn't sure about
because she usually does things like she'llgrab a beer at curbside blocks from my
house. She's always grabbing a beer. And but but she said, Reid
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has something to practice. I meanhe has practiced tonight until seven. Who
I would like that, Okay,I will do okay. And then and
then Sky shockingly when I said it, took out her cat calendar and wrote
it in the cat calendar was there. I was stunned. Yeah, I
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was stunned. Yeah, because Iobviously I knew on a Thursday asking you
guys, I just was being nice, honestly, And when I asked you
on a Thursday, i'd be like, what it was exactly? I totally
understand him to my house birthday justfor after. Yeah, yeah, I
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told Midnight. Yeah, so Iknew. But when I saw Sky put
it in her cat calendar, Iwas like, sky Sky love Bug actually
going to show up to this,right, Yeah. So I told my
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wife, I'm like, hey,Eddie and Emily are going to make it
probably, but sky Sky may showto this. She was excited, what
do you mean? It's in thecat It's in the calendar, in the
cat calendar. So so tonight we'regoing to see a couple of people and
Sky, here's a problem. It'sin the calendar. Yeah, I saw
it. Let me just say,I could not fucking believe it when she
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took out the cat calendar and wroteit down. Was Friday skying it on
a Thursday? Yeah? I thinkso? So I think so. I
think it was like a Wednesday.I'm like, it's near my house.
Cat calendar says, nothing's going on, so put it in the cat calendar.
Anything ever, really good. We'dlike to look at that cat at
the appointments, yeah, Orthodonis guitarlessons. Yeah, And so I put
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it in the cat calendar. Buthere's where we went awry. But it's
already wait, how could you go? Right? It's in the calendar.
So anything else this plan doesn't matterbecause that's the first here's the problem.
What it never got transferred to therefrige calendar. So we got that's the
calendar, need to I have fourI have four calendars that are calendar.
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One here in the office, onein my home office everywhere, one in
my purse. But the main calendaris the one on the refrigerator at home.
See this is bullshit because I've beenunder the impression the CAT calendar is
the end all be all calendarying andtrumps every So that's the impression. I've
been under it for the fourteen years. I've known you're not wrong. But
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the refrigerator one's the one I referencedmost to let me know, like,
hey, what do I got todo tomorrow? And so when last night
me and my daughter were talking aboutgoing to see Inside Out too, and
I looked at the calendar on thefridge and nothing's on there. It was
wide open. So I told mydaughter Thursday night, me and you inside
out too on a Thursday. That'sa deal. Just go to your daughter
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and be like, hey, screwedup. Yeah, we're not doing that.
Got panels in my my I've mentioned, I've mentioned, I've mentioned to
you how Hailey wants Loveland to seethe horses. Yes, we want to
do we want to get that goingto theire No, No, I think
he's The point he's making is howHaley is like super nice to Loveland and
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like makes her feel included and stufflike that, which is all true and
super nice. But again, insideout too, you can't tell her no,
what kind of emotions would happened tothe movie? Right, Yeah,
it's all the characters are different emotions. There's going to be tell you what
sadness. I'll tell you what theemotions I'm going to have when this guy
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doesn't show up. Is it discussed. It's going to be like that Thanksgiving
all over again. You got reallyupset the whole thing, called me,
called me bad words behind my back. A lot of them deserve. But
anyway, ah well, happy birthday, hell birthday. I will be there,
It is so apparent that you guysdon't know how to do birthdays. It's
fucking wild how you guys can't figurethis out. Guys, birthdays fall on
a specific day, and that iswhen you give them their presents. We
ain't done yet yet, completely uncensoredand unacting, filtered except for that part
(00:30):
the show's after show starts. Now. I'm exasperated. Honestly, you guys
know how seriously I take peasant givingand things like that, so when you
fuck it up constantly, it makesme crazy. So Thor is the biggest
offender when it comes to the likehe cannot figure this out. Like We've
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been going through this for over amonth now, all about Hayley's birthday,
and he can't figure out he gotone of the best presents ever and I
was like, this is great,but he bought it a month ago and
gave the tour already and it wouldhave been a perfect birthday present. But
he can't. He can't figure itout. He gave it to her as
like just because gifts. I wouldn'tcall it birthday a month away. I
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wouldn't call it just because gift.I'm not like a rich mom who just
gives their kids gifts. You don'tneed to do that. I need to
do that. Sorry, this wasshe was really upset about her dog.
I saw it, and I waslike, this might make her smile,
but what a So it's a justsmile gift. I wouldn't say. I
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wouldn't say it was just anything anyway, But what a great birthday present that
would have been. Like she wouldhave got that and been like over the
moon dog. That's nice to dothings just because, just because. But
you know, I just thought,if you're a month away, you might
as well wait and just do iton your birth We live in a small
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place in the here. There reallywasn't a lot of places to put it,
and we have an office. Itold you I couldn't. I'm not
bringing it in the car. Icould have waited to order it. You
could have waited to order it,But then what if I wait too long
and then it gets back ordered orsomething. I got it. I gave
it to her. I'm sorry.It was a nightmare. She loved it.
I knew that. I knew thatshe wouldn't have wanted to wait.
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Well here, here's the problem,though, is I know you and then
a couple days before her birthday.We're going to struggle. We're going to
go through this thing like I don'tknow what to get her. I don't
know what to do. Oh wegot a horse stuff? Or do I
get the San Francisco Giants? Idon't know what to do. We go
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through this every year. Yeah,but this was what the time wasn't a
couple of days before. It waslike a week and a half. Are
you out of your weekends? Iknow you're saying that because you're trying to
cover your ass, but that's nottrue at all. But this time I
knocked a grand slam. You knockeda grand slam? Is that right?
That's you decided? You know what, I'm gonna get her a necklace that
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you must have saw on my Instagramor something. So what the necklace thing
happened? She has one necklace thatshe wore all the time and two reasons
why she doesn't wear it anymore.One, it kind of offended me that
she was wearing a necklace. Someoneelse got her? What do you mean
no? No, her friend Kimyagot for I was because I don't know.
I felt like, if you're gonnawear a necklace, it should be
from either you buy it or Ibuy it. I have a weird thing
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about friends. Necklace is a jewelryif you're Yeah, but I just I
don't know. I just she worekedlike all the time. Liked it.
Yeah, yeah, because I wantto get her something like that, because
something I've gotten her She doesn't wearall the this wild security. And the
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other thing was it broke It justsnapped off on it. No, I
didn't break it sitting in the bathroom, net to the it broke. It
broke while she was wearing She's notwearing themore down. If I didn't buy
it, she's not wearing it.Yeah, that's not what happened. I
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was sleeping with the enemy thing.Seriously, it's all those cans one way
alphabetical. Bro So I started lookingon Amazon. Emily had a couple of
ideas. They were terrible. Iknow the necklace she had and I wore
necklaces like she had. Of Ididn't want to get her in nineteen ninety
one necklace because she was born Emilylove. Yeah, so Emily loves names
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and numbers. Yeah, she's sureknows accurate. Yeah, necklace is jackets.
But right now I'm wearing a prettyone with a little my birth my
birth flower on it, which isa daisy birth Wow, yeah, you
have birthday. Why would you needthat if you have a sweet tattoo of
it? It actually is exactly thesame point. I never thought about that
exactly. So I looked at herbirth flower and it was a flower.
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I don't think Haley's a big rosefan. It's a rose, and I
was like, she's like So Istarted looking more and then I found these
little necklaces. They were they're cheap. I mean, they were like it
was like ten bucks. It wasn'tokay, we don't need to say that.
It was like eight ninety two.And they were like they were like
little things, like like one waslike a little compass that said going places,
and then it came with a sayingin like a card and saying a
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little paragraph about what it meant.And then there was one like about like
life or something, you know whatI mean. It was like those kinds
of things. So I ended upgetting here four. Well hold on a
minute, how dare you? Yeah, we're not jumping past this palace?
Yeah? Up getting her four becauseI love her so much exactly this fucking
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guy. Yeah, he couldn't decidebetween the four. Yes, he's like,
which one do I go with?Which installar necklace do I go with?
Because I was an elephant? Andthen one was another just because she
likes that, all these different things, and he's like, well, which
one do I pick? And Igo, hey, you cheap fuck,
okay, don't call me. Igo get her all four. There's six
bucks first of all the eight ninetythere was six ninety nine. I know
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exactly how much they were. Therewas six they were I will show you
shot and yeah, like, mygod, I don't I don't remember that
conversation. So I got in hishead and I made him by her all
four and so he got her off, which is great. Yeah, it
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was a great gesture by me.Okay. Then the other conversation came up
of what do I go with?Do I get her all gold? Do
I mix of silver and gold?Like? Which ones do I end up
going with? So would you pick? Well, I know that she's a
gold only chick. She's not abig silver chick. So I thought I
had picked all four gold. Butthe one, the one that is like
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is a is a wave and saidlife's a beach, saying, by the
way, it's so clever. You'venever heard that one before. So that
one is silver? You didn't knowbecause I didn't want to open it until
she But I mean you ordered it. It looked it looked like gold on
the they say on them, onlythe other ones for gold. Why would
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this one be silver. It's fuckingweird because it's a different. Now you're
blaming the website. Yeah, Imean I guarantee it says in the description
anyway. Okay, So so yeah, so I didn't fuck it up.
So maybe it was switched it upto three. You don't need four gold
you have three now, so theyout of money? You're okay? And
so today is Hayley's birthday, andso you would imagine today is the day
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you give her her birthday? Friend, Yes, that's how Door was telling
us last week how important it isto her that celebrating her on the day
the day. He did say thatlast week. So what does he do?
Gives it to her yesterday? Yesterday'snot gonna have nothing. And they
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explained myself, Okay, so Igot her. I purchased those four necklaces.
Can you make it it seem likeit's And then I went to Target
a couple of days ago and wentout of my way to go to Target.
It wasn't just there because I knowhow these chicks are with making things
convenient for them for the guy.So I went out of my way to
go to Target because because it's sohard to find. And I got by
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the way. Target is like sixblocks from his house. Yeah, it's
really close, it's right there.Should I have driven somewhere else? I
did? I did. I hadto get I did get out of my
house and drive the Target, andI got it. I got a card.
Usually don't get cards, remember Ihate cards. And then, uh,
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so this is what you're bragging about. You went to targeted by a
fucking card and a gift back.So I put them all on the closs
it and all that stuff. Ithought you couldn't hide anything in your house.
This was the one where I gotHi small enough. And last night
around like I couldn't sleep, shecouldn't sleep. I don't know, we
just we were just talking and aroundlike ten thirty, I suggested, I
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go, hey, I'm not goingto see so all day to day.
She's going to be gone all day. She's at the beach. She already
left to the beach. I'm notgoing to see her most of the day
to day. So I go,do you want your gift now tonight or
do you want to wait until liketomorrow evening. And she said that she
wanted it right now and I cangive her to her right now. So
I said sure, suggest that well, so I said sure, and I
said, hey, but I'll giveyou the card tomorrow. Admit you were
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excited. You want to know isthis is it? Before I'm giving her
the card tomorrow? What does thatmean? Well? The cards really nice.
I picked out a nice card.I'm going to write something nice in
it. I don't do that yet. Well, no, I was going
to do it today. I'm gonnado it. I'm gonna get the card.
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I mean, I have the card. I'm going to give her the
card today. And then last nightshe he got the necklace. What you
think she loved them? She thoughtit was great. Obviously the silver one
she wasn't the biggest. Fane's nota beach, that's the one. She
would have warned today to the beach. No, she's gonna she likes the
going places, one of the mostmental because she's gone place I hope so,
(10:22):
and then the elephant want to andthen the horseshoe. But anyway,
life's the beach. So I'm eithergonna return it or give it to somebody
else. I haven't decided yet.Really hot six bucks. So I still
can't wrap my head around these givengifts early it makes me crazy. And
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she's getting her card today? Whatis this card? Boy? A car
card was as much as the necklace. That's very true. Target. Oh
yeah, so Sky mentioned it thatHayley's was adamant about having kind of like
a beach bonfire party for her birthday, and we were all sort of like
because Thor invited us, which isnice because we love Haley, but it's
(11:11):
on a Thursday at night, soit's kind of and I don't live anywhere
near the beach near Emily. Yeah, and Skot it's like a sky it's
in her backyard down the street,so she has no reason to not go.
And so but we were like,why not do it tomorrow? Or
we had the day off on Wednesday, why not do it on Tuesday?
So I suggested that last week andI got my fucking head shoot off.
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She's not she she just doesn't knowher day. So okay, so my
wife was Jehoah's witnessed for a reallylong time, so she didn't celebrate her
birthday for a long time. Sothen we don't know how old she is.
I don't think, I mean,she has a birthday. They didn't
celebrate it, Okay, I didaccount I think? Did? I think?
(11:54):
So? She doesn't? She didn't, she did. She gets uncomfortable
celebrating her birthday, I think,and I think so, like it was
her idea to do this bonfire thing, and it's very who ever can come
great, whoever can't come great,because she doesn't want to make a big
deal out of it. So Ithink that me suggesting to do it on
Tuesday nights, the more people couldcome, or Friday nights, more people
could come, makes her uncomfortable.And then she makes root comments about me
(12:15):
and goes, I'm not like youon your birthday. I don't need this
whole big thing as if I needsomething you, thank you, thank you
can say that about certain people,it's a wild thing to say about me.
It's a wild thing to say.Well, it's like she puts so
much pressure on herself to do somethingnice for my birthday. But I don't
(12:37):
need that. Do you have abirthday month? I don't have a birthday
month. So then she was justlike, no, I don't care.
If it's just me and the dogs, that's fine. So then she makes
it really awkward for me and uncomfortable. But I invite everybody anyway, and
it's gonna be a good time.So we're gonna do a bonfire tonight at
Fiesta Island with her and whoever wantsto come. And it's a six thirty
(13:00):
at night, and I might.Yeah, I am pumped. Well,
I figured Eddie couldn't come because hehas the All Stars and he lives in
alcohol. All true. That's asfar as Emily, I wasn't sure about
because she usually does things like she'llgrab a beer at curbside blocks from my
house. She's always grabbing a beer. And but but she said, Reid
(13:22):
has something to practice. I meanhe has practiced tonight until seven. Who
I would like that, Okay,I will do okay. And then and
then Sky shockingly when I said it, took out her cat calendar and wrote
it in the cat calendar was there. I was stunned. Yeah, I
(13:45):
was stunned. Yeah, because Iobviously I knew on a Thursday asking you
guys, I just was being nice, honestly, And when I asked you
on a Thursday, i'd be like, what it was exactly? I totally
understand him to my house birthday justfor after. Yeah, yeah, I
(14:07):
told Midnight. Yeah, so Iknew. But when I saw Sky put
it in her cat calendar, Iwas like, sky Sky love Bug actually
going to show up to this,right, Yeah. So I told my
(14:31):
wife, I'm like, hey,Eddie and Emily are going to make it
probably, but sky Sky may showto this. She was excited, what
do you mean? It's in thecat It's in the calendar, in the
cat calendar. So so tonight we'regoing to see a couple of people and
Sky, here's a problem. It'sin the calendar. Yeah, I saw
it. Let me just say,I could not fucking believe it when she
(14:54):
took out the cat calendar and wroteit down. Was Friday skying it on
a Thursday? Yeah? I thinkso? So I think so. I
think it was like a Wednesday.I'm like, it's near my house.
Cat calendar says, nothing's going on, so put it in the cat calendar.
Anything ever, really good. We'dlike to look at that cat at
the appointments, yeah, Orthodonis guitarlessons. Yeah, And so I put
(15:18):
it in the cat calendar. Buthere's where we went awry. But it's
already wait, how could you go? Right? It's in the calendar.
So anything else this plan doesn't matterbecause that's the first here's the problem.
What it never got transferred to therefrige calendar. So we got that's the
calendar, need to I have fourI have four calendars that are calendar.
(15:39):
One here in the office, onein my home office everywhere, one in
my purse. But the main calendaris the one on the refrigerator at home.
See this is bullshit because I've beenunder the impression the CAT calendar is
the end all be all calendarying andtrumps every So that's the impression. I've
been under it for the fourteen years. I've known you're not wrong. But
(16:00):
the refrigerator one's the one I referencedmost to let me know, like,
hey, what do I got todo tomorrow? And so when last night
me and my daughter were talking aboutgoing to see Inside Out too, and
I looked at the calendar on thefridge and nothing's on there. It was
wide open. So I told mydaughter Thursday night, me and you inside
out too on a Thursday. That'sa deal. Just go to your daughter
(16:25):
and be like, hey, screwedup. Yeah, we're not doing that.
Got panels in my my I've mentioned, I've mentioned, I've mentioned to
you how Hailey wants Loveland to seethe horses. Yes, we want to
do we want to get that goingto theire No, No, I think
he's The point he's making is howHaley is like super nice to Loveland and
(16:48):
like makes her feel included and stufflike that, which is all true and
super nice. But again, insideout too, you can't tell her no,
what kind of emotions would happened tothe movie? Right, Yeah,
it's all the characters are different emotions. There's going to be tell you what
sadness. I'll tell you what theemotions I'm going to have when this guy
(17:10):
doesn't show up. Is it discussed. It's going to be like that Thanksgiving
all over again. You got reallyupset the whole thing, called me,
called me bad words behind my back. A lot of them deserve. But
anyway, ah well, happy birthday, hell birthday. I will be there,
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