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While we heard about last week thatthis week was gonna get crazy, that
it was you know, the weekthat Sky and her husband the Boo were
going to be childless, and soyou had the whole week of adventures and
fuck fast ninety nine. How hasit played out so far? While we're
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about to find out, we ain'tdone yet. It's time for the podcast
over a year, completely uncensored anduning filtered except for that part the party.
The show's after show starts. Now, this has got to be the
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greatest week of your husband's life.He's been waiting for this for ever,
for thirteen years. Yeah, nodoubt, because you know, we've heard
that your sex life has really,you know, kind of been different as
of late because you can't figure outhow times to have regular sex because you
got dogs and you got your daughter. You got all these issues going on,
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and you don't have the house toyourself very often, and so whenever
you do, that's when it getsdone. But other than that, there's
no like regular time or date oranything like that anymore. Correct Like you
used to have that Saturday night specialgo on for hours so long, Well
it's not happening anymore. No,No, does your sex ever happen organically
or is it always we got toplan this and we're gonna do it on
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this day and we make sure thedaughter's gone, And like, does it
ever happen organically anymore where you're justhanging out spontaneous come on to each other
and then you have sex. I'mtrying to remember the last time that happened.
Yeah, like that, like withhim, because when he says something
stupid and corny, obviously it's notgoing to turn you on. Does he
know that? Does he know?Like, Hey, why don't I try
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to come on to her normally andnot be corny and like stupid. Life's
always coming on to over the top, but don't be over the top,
like actually mean yeah, Like thebeginning of our relationship, it was like
he would he like compliment me andsay nice things and hold my hand and
like all that. But no,now it's his Beavis and Butt headlines And
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like when you tell them, whenare we going to block off a time
for our ser if you know youhad to have the house to yourself,
you just know that's the time.Yes, then yeah, if all of
a sudden, our daughter's like,oh, I'm going to go to the
beach all day with my friends.Then he'll look at me and then we
know, like whatever we have playon that day, whatever project we're doing
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around the house, that's going tomove for tomorrow because we now have Have
you tried to talk to him communicateit? Does talking about it on the
podcast count I don't think talking aboutit because I fell into that trap that
the boo is in for a whilewhere I would say stupid comments like that
and my wife would be like,if you just come up to me and
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slap my ass, that's not goingto put me in the mood. Yeah,
But if you tell me I lookbeautiful today and like take me out
to her life, yeah I getit. Yeah, so hopefully Sorry.
So this has never happened before whereyour daughter goes away for a week without
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you, Oh my gosh, Igotta pick her up today today. I'm
not. I'm not. I don'tknow. We haven't got the call yet.
We haven't got the call yet.It's a Wednesday. Guys have to
work tomorrow. We're supposed to goon a boat today. So a lot
a lot of tonight over without afucking doubt. If you get to call
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mom, I'm still not feeling good. I don't know what I'm gonna do.
No, I mean she's said we'regonna hear on my way to San
Louis. So we heard that thisweek was gonna get crazy? Did this
week sex every day? I'm mean, is that it in your husband's mind?
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Yeah, that's what he's thinking.Is gonna happen? Right, Like,
there'll be some something sexual every day. Maybe not full on sex,
but yeah, there's gonna be There'sgonna be like, oh yeah, I
do it. Yeah, from himto you is what I'm saying. Yeah,
he loves to talk to no,no, no spitting on me.
So yeah, So like I thinkI told you guys the other day,
I got out of the pool andI decided to go swimming naked because we
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have the house to ourselves. Oh, here we go. We're talking about
dinner and my husband's like, oh, let's just go to dessert or whatever.
See I wouldn't say stuff like that, just go straight to it's not
gonna get you well where you wantto get you. Yeah, it didn't
get But if he was like you'rea bad joke writer. What if it
was like, you don't what I'llpick up dinner. I'll order everything,
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I'll take care of it. I'llset the table, I'll do the dishes.
What if he did that approach?Hell yeah, yeah, that's got
a chance way better. It's saying, why don't we skip it and go
to dessert? Yeah? Yeah,what what's gonna happen here? So yeah,
Edie, you're right in his mindthere was going to be something sexual
and crazy like every day, butalso in reality we're now in our later
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forties and uh, okay, youdon't have to say that. I mean
he's forty. Well, we're likefour or five days into this. Yeah,
how has it been? What's theupdate? Well, as walking crooked,
as I had told you guys,I believe it was last week that
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I discovered at the last minute thathe's been holding on to a lingerie outfit
his birthday in March. I calledthe cops and they were like, sir,
there's nothing really, Yeah, yeah, is she every time? I
know you didn't know about it.I don't know if that's consented, sir?
What's her blood alcohol level? GondoEmily gets the chill bumps whenever we
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really, every fucking time. Ican't get over He's a person an outfit
for you in more and things happenedwhere you didn't get to wear it,
and he's been holding onto it eversince. Yeah, and it says this
is this is the time, thisis theause we have the house ourselves.
Does he wear outfits or just thegag ball? No, he doesn't wear
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a gag ball. No, nooutfits for him. Oh yeah, he's
Yeah, he's the guy that justwants his balls crush. That's what I'm
saying. He can mask on orthe gag ball like the high leather shorts.
You guys, remember I think wetalked about the people podcasts. We
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talked about the worker here long timeago. They gave me a bag of
panties. Oh yes, yes,oh yes, how can I forget?
I get the same vibe from thesame chilum, same children, So us
a co worker giving you a bagof secondhand panties when they were secondhand tags
on. But but he I meanthat you didn't purchase. Okay, so
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that's prepier you took him. That'screepier than a husband of twenty four years
buying laderie first. I actually Ithink it's worse. Okay, honestly,
I will disagree with that book.We're all on different pages to say that.
Okay, I mean he's my d'sso weird you've put lauderie for your
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wife, not without her, likenot knowing and not some weird creepy outfits.
Well yeah, until that helpment finallyrevealed it. No, I don't
do any of that stuff. Well, I don't think he's planned on holding
onto it. He planned on itfor his birthday, but then birthday didn't
happen. Well, the birthday actuallyhappened, but we didn't know. We
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didn't go to the hotel. Well, whether you think it's creepier or not,
I had the outfit, he wasexcited for me to put it on,
and so our first session, ifyou will, of this this vacation
break, the outfit was brought up. What was it? Yeah, I'm
not gonna lie. I was fuckingscared. Okay, wait a minute,
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Well, because like, if ifmy husband was I don't want to say
normal, but like into more normalstreamline stuff, then I wouldn't think it's
creepy or weird or be scared.But the fact that my husband every year
is sharing a little bit more ofhow he's into like being dominated, that's
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the part that makes me and thebooze defense those guy uh thinks things that
aren't that crazy are that crazy.So I want to know what it is
because it could be not that bigof a deal, and you know,
I want to know. Yeah,everybody's got their own line, right,
So so I was a little nervousof like, oh God, please don't
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let him push it. Please don'tlet him think like this is like I
don't need any of that. SoI was very thankful full that it was
not scary, Yes, was it? Or you were scared to know what
it was going to be? Well, like one, I thought you were
scared when you saw it. Well, no, I was scared to see
it because that's when I would knowwhat it would be. Like, I
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literally fucking knew nothing, but Iknow, his last outfit he was really
excited about was like this, youknow, all leather, like yeah,
and he wanted you to he keptcalling it a catwoman suit. But then
you guys domin Yes, yeah,So basically it's her dream too. You
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know, kind of imagine if wefind out one day she's really in all
this ship. You know, Iwish she likes parts of it, but
she hates the sex sex part ofit. What to do? She could
just dominate him with her words.I think that would probably be her fantasy.
Yeah, if it's not just no, no, no, nothing.
She was watching like do pay thebills and do everything? Yeah, like
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like shop, clean the house andrub my feet and rub your feet.
I mean, you know, we'retelling people what to do right now.
So very thankful that it was prettysimilar to the last outfit, so it
was it was, Yes, itwas a leather fetish. This one did
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have some cutouts that had some chainsgoing across them. Yeah, dude,
that's so. My wife wears lingerie, right, and she bought lingerie.
We've done like the nurse outfits allship. I've kind of gotten over the
nurse stuff, so now I justlike like sexier lingerie. But like so
she got like this sexy like yellowtop and bottom. But it's like sexy
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now. The chains for me,like fucking chains. They were just I
didn't have to like attacked a dogcollar. Yeah, are you wearing would
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live in this world? She's holdingthe leash? Yeah, okay, I
walk around outside. I'm not sure. And that's what he'd have the gag
ball in his mess clearly none ofthis is happening. So did he still
refer to you as a mistress.That did not happen, at least that
I remember. There was a lotof drinking. I did not make my
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Sunday morning yoga. That's that didnot happen. Sorry, I really got
after whoa, whoa, No,no, sorry, I'm sorry she said
that insulting. Yeah, that's crazy. So he was thrilled with the fact
that I wore the outfit that youknow, we had our three ring circus
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whatever. So you know, ofcourse I've been walking around and brown panties,
been swimming naked. He's been lovingall of that because our daughters,
you know, still not back.But we had said that there were going
to be like two sessions when wehave this week to ourselves. Two well
like guaranteed again going back, youknow, to our guaranteed Saturday nights.
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Things can happen outside of it.But like you have seven days, I
know, but again, where arewe only? Why are we We're older?
We're older? Now you keep sayingwe like the guy wouldn't want to
do it every single day, sevenstraight day. He would want to do
something sexual every single day. Idon't know if it doesn't have to be
a through circus, but I meanwould want to have something? He probably
would. You know, I wantto keep saying we're older now, okay,
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well you know whatever. I think, we know what's whatever. So
so we've been talking about the secondparty day that we are going to be
having, and that's when he droppedon me yesterday that that first day with
the leather outfit, that was hisfantasy, that was for him him,
and so he wants to know whatis my fantasy? What a giver for
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the second? How cool? Thisguy is a hero? I love him?
Why are getting again? What ishe? I can't imagine conversation.
But you're dealing with an idiot.Not it's about you baby, Whatever you
want now, what's your fantasy?He doesn't care. Whatever whatever sexy can
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get, he's gonna take. AndI mean does smart does he not know
me? I mean, because everythingI want to say when he says,
what's your fantasy, Lucris is nothing. He's gonna want to hear. What
do you mean along nap? No, No, that's not that's not together
fantasy? You rubbing my back andthen I fall asleep fantasy waking up to
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a clean hole, like these arefantasy leaving and just you and your daughter.
Okay, that's really weird, that'sreally so. I kind of just
giggled and didn't answer the question.But I know he's gonna want to follow
up of like what, so,what are you going to say? I
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have nothing to say. You don'thave a fantasy? I mean, honestly,
I named them sexual. What's asexual fantasy? I don't have one.
Didn't you want to watch him railanother? That is? That is
not I do not want to dothat in real life. That was something
that I would like visualize sometimes,but I do not or could not do
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that in real Maybe that's what hewas reaching for. Do you think so
that's what You've got a couple ofchicks on Craigslist.