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July 9, 2024 • 16 mins
On today's P1 Podcast Sky tells us about her recent trip to the boba store and how she finally stood up for herself
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(00:00):
Well, we know Sky has ahard time speaking up for herself. She
doesn't use her voice for anything,but this show. She has no problem
speaking up in here, which isreally annoying. But outside of here she
is the most feeble person. She'lltake it like you know, you walk
up through, you say atm she'llhand you money if you don't know her.

(00:21):
It's it's such a gift not tohave to deal with her screaming and
yelling and telling you things if youdon't know her. It's such a gift.
I mean, but because you don'thave to deal with because if you
say something, if I if youdidn't know me and I said something you
didn't like it, you wouldn't sayanything. But because you know me,
I get it. I hear itall the time. Come on, bro,

(00:43):
come on bro? Yeah? Isthat what Broyeh? Well, she
finally, for the first time,kind of stood up for herself, but
was she actually cutting in line?We ain't done yet. It's time one
podcast over a year, completely uncensoredand uncting filtered except for that party.

(01:10):
The show's after show starts now onlySky God, I would do this?
Okay? Really, well, youknow you finally speak up for yourself and
then massive guilt. Yeah, wellmassive guilty, like I've done something wrong.
You might have what exactly went down? All right, you guys will
this may or may not shock you, But yesterday me and my daughter did

(01:34):
a boba run weird we go.First of all, it's every day you
and the b bitches. She's thecool first cigarette girl. Let's go.
Who wants a newport for some bigstraws? No, I don't. Okay,
they are big straws, but Ido not because I'll do it.

(01:57):
We won't. We will will havethat guy that lives with us pick us
up. I know, Spike,sorry that he wears cargo shorts. He's
a weird guy. I don't evenlike. I don't even like, dude.
His cargo shorts got caught on afucking door handle the other day.
Oh my god, he was soupset, like so upset. I'm like,

(02:19):
you guys probably made fun of himthe entire may that's the universe telling
you not to wear cargo short Hey, love look at this loser. He
look behind his back, but youwouldn't laugh at him, love bug.
Honestly, what if there's like astudy that comes out that like Boba is
like really bad for you, youguys, he drinks ba all the time.

(02:42):
Yeah, that my daughter will die, isn't it just pure sugar or
tappyoca balls? That actual? Sothe drink itself had it is like a
tea drink. Normally it's some sortof tea based drink, whether it's like
fruit tya black tea, drink itand then most people add to it,
which, yeah, is just basicallycandy. It's like little gelatin sugar candy

(03:05):
balls at the bottom. So doyou eat the candy balls when you're done
with it? Well, you youget a big straw. Yeah, you
like drunks, So you basically justbuying her candy every day, candy plus
sugary drink. Yes, yeah,my daughter likes boba to she's that age,
but we only let her have itlike once a month, maybe because

(03:25):
it seems awful. Well yeah,like not every day. It seems like
it's like drinking a slurpy. Yeah, it's bad. Yeah, probably is
probably the same sugar content as drinkingslurpee. Yeah, my daughter probably honestly
gets boba every other day, likehonestly every it's it's like her. Yeah,
it's like her new treat. Youknow what I mean, Like how

(03:46):
some kids like want gummies or acookie or like her thing is boba every
time. Boba. That's her dessert, that's her treat. That's what she
wants. And I'm like, okay, Boba again. Here we go.
Luckily we say yeah, but youknow, when do you with the alcohol?
I don't put an alcohol in it. I don't. I don't.
Actually one time I did in myown but that was just I got a

(04:08):
mango slosh, mango slash went witha little bit of wrong. There you
go, that's what I do.Yeah, so a shocker Boba run yesterday?
Ye and uh so we go andI go, no, there's probably
because she said that like you werethe dumbest motherfucker. No, that wasn't

(04:31):
my reaction. My reaction is likealmost like my answer is shocking because you
know me, we're creatures of habit, like everything we do like regulars.
There the name spot no. No. So we got to Boba spots in
peb and we got four Boba fourspa in Clairemont and that's so there are

(04:54):
like you six Okay, normally that'swhere we run our errands because in La
Joya and peeb there's not so youtake. I don't think she has a
driver. Normally, if we goto Target, you find it fun to
drive to the poor areas, makefun of the pools. Okay, I
don't think Clairemont is Look at thislove, there's only a two story house

(05:14):
here? Is that? How?What is what is this target? What
is Target? This is where thepores go. We're at Clairemont, so
of course we're picking up this isridiculous. We're picking up boba and I

(05:35):
go in to get the boba anduh, there's only one gall in front
of me. So I am thrilledbecause lots of times the bobo line will
be long, especially if you gowhatever I'm at the you see mall,
the bobo line is always like insane. Yeah, where you at? The
bb line? Well is a verybasic bitch mall. I feel like a

(05:56):
lot of basic bitches are going there. So yeah, and so I like
to go not a basic you're atbasic? Yeah, oh yeah, there's
there's a line. You try tobe bougie with all your vory and ship.
So you know, so you shoulddrink boba. No, I don't
want candy, you know, likeballs in your mouth. No Y wants

(06:18):
to. I don't like, uhlike, I don't like candy in liquid.
I think it's gross. Would youput candy on FROI? But that
yeah, before it's not it's notliquid. No, it's not liquid,
but it can it can get whenfroio melts and there's candy in it.
I don't you're done. Oh hejust got cross out. That's he's a

(06:38):
special guy. Yeah, very special. So I go into the THEBA place
and I'm still there's only one personin line, so I'm like, here
we go. But then I'm concernedbecause this chick is doing the thing where
she's like at the counter ordering,but she keeps stepping back to look at
the menu and then just keeps orderingdrink after drink after drink, and this

(07:00):
chick takes forever. She's got nofucking clue what she's doing. She ends
up ordering ten drinks, and thenshe doesn't realize the protocol. Because when
you order, you guys may notknow this. When you order your Boba
drink, they will ask you twoquestions ice what's your ice preference? Regular
ice, light ice, no ice? And then they also want to know

(07:20):
your sugar by your own out.They just go with they just to be
safe. And then they want toknow your sugar level and it's a percentage.
So I want I want half sugar. I want twenty five percent sugar.
I want seventy five percent sugar.What are you and your daughter?
We are regular ice half sugar.But even at half sugar, when you're

(07:44):
throwing boba and all the other shitin there, it's still a fucking dessert.
I mean, don't get it twisted. Right. So this chick has
no clue. She orders her tendrinks and then she tries to go back
and do the ice and the sugarfor each of the drinks. Yeah,
so I'm like rolling my eyes.And then she's she's about to pay,
and she goes, oh, youknow what, I want some bubble waffle.
Another another thing about boba places isthey also feature something called bubble waffles

(08:09):
bubble waffles, and it's basically likea waffle, but you know how the
waffles have the little ridges that goin. It's like the opposite. They're
little bubbles that go out and theycan be filled with one of those poppet
yes exactly exactly, and it canbe filled with chocolate in there. It's
filled the bubbles, dude, andthey'll take the bubble waffle and they'll wrap

(08:33):
it sometimes like a waffle cone andyou can fill it with ice cream and
boba. Yeah it's crazy, yes, yes, yes, just so.
So after she does her ten drinksthat take forever, she decides she wants
five bubble waffles, and that's whenthe guy looks at her, and you
know, I'm kind of rolling myeyes behind her back the guy, well

(08:54):
think, you like, how doesshe not know the protocol. At this
point, the guy explains to her, we only have one waffle maker,
so to make you five waffles,it's gonna take about twenty minutes. Oh,
and I'm like, dude, myorder is going to be behind this
lady. So I'm like, I'mlike, oh my god, so I
order right. And in my headthe whole time, I'm going back and

(09:16):
forth of do I ask this guyto put my order in front of the
other lady's order, because for themto make ten drinks and then make my
drink it's gonna take forever. Andin my mind, if she's got to
wait for these waffles anyway, justbust my drinks and be there for twenty
minutes at least, at least thefun she's carrying out ten drinks, that's

(09:39):
what you're concerned about. At thebull place. Carriers they have, I
know, but still usually the carriis only four. Well, so they
have a four carrier, but itfits in a bag. So the carriers
in the bottom of are that.Yeah, they gotta figure out. That's
a fucking smart mood. Right,So your car, well, that's another

(10:01):
issue. I don't know who youweren't thinking at all, how the are
gonna carry ten drinks and didn't placehim in the car. Put a nightmare
when I have one drink in thecar. Either when I get multiple drinks
and they can't go in the cupholder and I gotta put them on the
pasture seat, it's a fucking nightmaredriving home. I'm so worried or everywhere
no one ever thinks about that,worries about it. Yeah, I'll just

(10:24):
put my hand on it when Itake a corner. I mean, I
don't really like. I don't sleepover it. I am driving slow instead,
So I want to ask this guyto put my order in front of
hers. But number one she's stillstanding right there. So if I say
that she's gonna hear it. Andnumber two, I never speak up for

(10:45):
myself, so like this is goingagainst everything inside of me. But I
was kind of in a rush.Well, your your daughter probably wants to
get out of there, so youhave to get out of there. Whatever
she says goes, thank you,thank you very much. And I was
just extra bitchy yes esterday in theafternoon for some reason, I was like,
you know, yelling at my family. So I'm not in the mood
for this. So I say,fuck it, Okay, you don't all

(11:09):
have to laugh. I mean Iwas being serious. Okay, you don't
all have to laugh at me.That was serious, like I had just
made and I said it, Butyou are. You are the baddest bitch
in this room right now. That'show I feel. Fuck it, I'm

(11:31):
doing this. What what do Icare if this lady gets mad? What's
gonna happen if we got I know, I know, but I'm I'm primed.
I'm ready it. Fuck it.So I say to the guy,
hey, now it's weird. Nowit's weird. Hey do you think And

(11:52):
they're already starting to make her tendrinks. I'm seeing them. You know
it's a very Starbucks like they putthe label on immediately. You went about
us the wrong way? Why becauseI understand what you're trying to do.
But never give them the option ofdo you think because if you say that,
then they could just say, oh, we can't do that. But
if you say, hey, it'sgoing to take you ten minutes to make
twenty minutes to make their wiffles andtheir drinks. I I just get what

(12:16):
could you do my get my orderin first? You're not as you were
asking every single time. Yeah,but I would say in a way of
like an assertive way, not doyou think it would be more like could
you get my order in first?Oh? Whoa? That felt aggressive?
I would be more of assertive.But if you go, do you think
they could walk over you? Yeah? I was like, hey, is

(12:37):
there any way Yes, he can'tsince she has to wait twenty minutes for
the food, could you make mydrinks first? And normally at these boba
places, it's you know, youngerpeople working, and so I see the
younger workers all looking at each otherlike, oh fucking shit, I can
do this? Is this like?How like? And then they're and they

(13:00):
looked at me and we're like,fucking it. And then they're looking at
the lady this just chick's cool,mom, Yeah, really really, And
then they're looking at the lady withthe twelve the ten drinks like she needs
to approve it or something. Andthen this old guy comes out of the
back, out of nowhere, andhe's over her this whole thing. Yeah,

(13:22):
mister Boba comes out of the backand he goes, you can do
it? What and they make mydrinks. My drinks are ready in sixty
seconds. Yeah, and I Queenof the world. Well hold on a
minute. Wow, isn't that thoughcutting in line? I mean, isn't
it technically cutting? Honestly, ifI was the other lady ordering there pissed,

(13:45):
I'd kind of be pissed. Buthere's the deal, I would stop.
I would be pissed initially right away. I'd be fucking pissed, But
then I would sit and think,obviously, if you take it away,
like you would initially be fucking pissed. Kind it would be like I just
put in my order. I wasin front of her before you. I
ordered, sorry drink. It dependson my mood. But Emily, yeah,

(14:05):
if I was if I was inwhatever mood, I'd be like,
yeah, that's cool, but I'dbe like, hey, can you at
least start the waffles? Yeah,well of course they Yeah. I wouldn't
want if the drinks take sixty seconds, then I want you to do all
the waffles first. I don't wantthe drinks just sitting there. Yeah,
the drink's last. Yeah, thatwas my thought too, because you put
the ice in there, then theice is melting when we're waiting for waffles.

(14:26):
Sky on this one, I feellike I'm hooking this lady up making
but I was worried because I guesstechnically it's cutting, but I almost look
at it like you're in Disneyland andyou're in line for a ride and you're
single rider, and a family offour can't get pissed if there's only one
seat open in the ride, youknow what I mean, Like they need

(14:48):
so wildly different. That is exactlythe I mean. A single rider is
filling one space. Yeah, you'renot feeling one space. You're got an
order, well yeah, but Imean her orders drinks. Her order is
gonna hold up my order, andthere's no way how many drinks did you
get to? So you just youand your daughter. No, my daughter

(15:09):
and my husband, you're drinks boba. Okay, he's not a bit.
He's not a bit. He doesnot get boba in his drinks. Here's
another fun fact about boba and myhusband, who we all know is addicted
to sugar and desserts. My husbandwill get a milk tea, so it's
like black tea mixed with like asweet cream, and then he has them

(15:31):
put a scoop of ice cream init. What he gets milkshake basically basically
a milkshake on the fast tracked diabetes. Yeah. So so those were the
two drinks I got. Not soyeah, my daughter you wouldn't even you

(15:52):
don't even get a drink. No, she gets peach green tea double boba,
and yeah, she goes double bobaa double book. Fuck it
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