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July 10, 2024 11 mins
On today's P1 Podcast, Sky tells us about how she heroically saved everyone in the building's lives this morning... by moving a piece of paper???
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(00:00):
Wow, we had some major dramain the kitchenette with Sky. She says
something crazy happened in there and shehas to tell us all about it,
and she has really worked up.We ain't done yet. It's time for
the one podcast yet completely uncensored anduncting filtered except for that part the show's

(00:30):
after show starts now again. Wedon't like to let Sky loose because whenever
she's out there, it's bad thingshappen. There's always something comes back every
time when she and is like outof breath. You guys wouldn't believe that.

(00:54):
And they're always and they're always they'realways doing something at insert the station
right like they're just doing a show. You see what they're doing over at
nine three right now? Like whatare they doing that? So like it
always something. I got our wentand got our breakfast. Earlier, we
went and got our breakfast, cameback, came back, nothing happened,
nothing happened. But every time Skyleaves a studio, you're not gonna believe

(01:17):
this. Yeah, you see whatthey're recording over at Star. I don't
get it. I was just talkingto you and they just told me.
Yeah, I was in the bathroomand I just heard the loudest part.
Yeah, I think that's because she'snot around anyone all day. You might
be right, And so then whenshe's actually around people, Yes, it's
like shocking. It's like shocking tourthat people. Yeah, people have like

(01:38):
live like normal behavior and do thingsthat are normal or I just experienced crazy
shit. Everything you do, everythingyou do with your family is the biggest
fucking deal on earth. No matterwhat you guys do, it's a it's
like it's like you're the Brady Bunchand you have fucking forty people and you
have to do this whole thing whenit's only three people. So when you

(02:00):
out about here, it's like,holy fuck, I don't know how you
deal with I don't know. There'sa lot of weirdness in this building.
Again, you're the key happens withus. Yealy's in and out of the
studio the most. She moves sofast, she's not stopping to talk.
I'm not stopping to talk. Butyeah, I am walking around. I
go to that, I go tothat kitchen thing and go to the bathroom

(02:22):
like I was rezillion times. Morning, I go I don't know, I
drink like three of these in morning. I feel that thing. I'm in
and out a lot. I'm init out a lot. I don't have
that fast to get dehydrated, sotrue, and I don't have nearly the
amount of problems or issues that nobodynobody does. Yeah, I definitely do
encourage the small talk. I dolead the small You always have something to

(02:44):
say, directions which unlocks other things. And then I got to come back
in the room and something's always up. She always like, something's up with
that guy? Thanks for saying thatwhat happened this morning that you're dying to
tell us? I'd like, likemy adrenaline's pumping. I feel like there's
gonna be an adrenaline dump. LikeI feel like I'm now wondering how do

(03:08):
first responders unwind when they get home? You know what I mean? Are
you comparing yourself to a first responderright now? Hey, you said it,
bro, I didn't. You saidit? I didn't. So this
has been a day long of savinglives and helping people in the building.
This morning I came in and uh, I'm the first one here, like,

(03:31):
and I'm the first one in thebuilding out of like three people.
There's like nobody here, right,So I go into the little kitchenette and
you know, fill up my stanleywith water, get a cup of coffee.
Look at the cheese it do Iwant cheese? It's at four o'clock
in the morning. I probably shouldn'tbecause we have these free little snacks and

(03:53):
I'm doing all of this and nobody'saround, and I am I'm serving the
scene. I'm always checking out stuffthe scene. Well, we have the
like freebie bin. There is thereanything new in there? I want to
I want to see you working.No, I'm I'm setting up for the
day. I've done my stretch.I've done my stretches in the office.

(04:14):
I'm now doing this. No work. It's a warm nightmare all that.
You could probably get here a halfan hour later. Oh yeah. I
always tell her that. I've beentelling her for years. The way she
does things that looks up news isso fucking old school, and like there's
such easier ways to do it.She doesn't want to. I will never.
I will never. I will never. I mean I still use a

(04:35):
paper calendar. Guy, I don'tknow what I mean. Yeah, because
I'm like, hey, just geton Twitter, Hey, just get on
Twitter. I go get just geton Twitter and then follow all the things
that you go to and then whenthey post articles like it, and then
boom, that's that your prep.And then I just send it to you
that way. But you still gotto type it up. I still got

(04:57):
to go back and find all that, like, come on, guy,
but it's all going to be savingin one spot. It will be the
number one show back off. It'sworking. I'm on the show. Yeah,
I asshole. Anyway, are youserving the scene? Surveying the scene?

(05:21):
And that is when I noticed somethingawry with the air frier. I've
been watching this air frier for acouple of days. We got this weird.
I don't live in this a toasteroven slash air It looks great,
like Michael, I love it.Yeah, I love it. I love
it. I think it's great.Love. I want to get one one

(05:44):
day. The fact that you getthe toaster and the air fire because it's
two different things, so I thinkthat's great. Yeah. We used it
a couple of times long time agowhen we did. Yeah, I worked
good. Yeah, having an airfryer is a game changer, having a
toast your oven airfyer. Whoa right, But here's the thing, the whole
entire station gets to use it.So Monday morning, after the long Fourth

(06:06):
of July weekend, as I'm surveyingthe scene, I notice this thing's a
fucking disaster. Like literally, itlooks like somebody put a bowl of clam
chowder in there and it exploded.Like there is like like so grows.
There's all these coils underneath on likethe bottom and there, and somebody somewhere

(06:29):
along the way covered them in tinfoil, which I guess makes sense because if
something splashes or spills, it's yeah, and then you just put fresh tinfoil
in, right, So Monday Inoticed this disaster. Tuesday morning, still
there, nobody's touched it, LikeI mean, it is so fucking gross.
I don't know what the hell theyput in there, like some sort
of I don't know, like Alfredo, like Fittcini Alfredo. I don't know.

(06:53):
It was gross. So anyway,so see that Tuesday morning, Okay,
gross, And then I'm thinking tomyself, how long is it gonna
take for somebody to fucking clean thisthing? And maybe hears And then all
of a sudden, this morning,again surveying like I said, and I
see something weird, And I go, does somebody clean? Like? It
looks weird? Like I see something? And it has these two doors that
close that are a little like foggedup, so you can't really see in

(07:15):
there. And so I'm like,what the hell is in there? And
so I open I believe you're fixatedon something you don't even use at all.
I don't know how to use it. Why why do you care?
Then? Because what has nothing goingon about that? Like? Like,
what is it? Is it somebodyclean their does somebody leave their food on

(07:38):
the ship? Oh? I gottaknow what's there? Okay? So I
I open these doors to find Oh, someone has cleaned inside of this.
And what's crazy is when you openthe doors, it's small. You can
bread in there, but sky luckilyfor her, she can fit her whole
head. And what's going on?I didn't put the situation going on.

(08:01):
Humans can't put their head in thosethings. Yes again, if this is
true. So I'm looking in there. Notice somebody cleaned it. Impressive,
Notice that when they cleaned it,they removed the jacked up tinfoil covering the
things. But then the thing I'mseeing in there isn't making sense because what

(08:22):
somebody in this building fucking decided todo after they cleaned it. I guess
they couldn't find any tinfoil to rewrap the coils, so they decided,
I'm going to take a piece ofprints or paper and I'm going to write
on it, please replace tinfoil,and I'm going to slide that inside and

(08:48):
then close the doors. And so, like I've seen people use this thing,
you preheat it like you don't openthe door, wet it and walk
away. That's pretty wild. Idon't why wouldn't they just take that piece
of paper and put it on thealbum? So listen, we've seen the
way our bathrooms look. We've talkedabout the before. There are not a

(09:11):
lot of geniuses here, and soI guess leaving a piece of paper inside
an oven made sense to them.Yeah. Yeah, I guess if they
can't even ship in the right direction, how are we gonna expect ex exactly?
So immediately I spring into action.Do you mean you spring? Don't?
I have to save you all?Why? And so that is when

(09:33):
I take the piece of paper outand remove it. Why Now nobody's around,
nobody's around to see my heroic moves. And you know, what Scott.
When she does something good, shewants everyone to know about it.
Okay, that's her. She doessomething for her mood bank, she does
charity donations, so if she's heroichere, she needs everyone to know.

(09:54):
By the way, how many timesdoes she let us know that she bought
a gift card for the family thattook her daughter last holy I mentioned I
mentioned it. Get it? Emilywas asking that. Honestly, I don't
think you needed to do that,since you gave your daughter her own money

(10:15):
and was thank you. But thefact that you did it, it's nice.
But can you tell more people?I mentioned it because I went the
billboard, so I'm a first tohear about the cards she wrote him to
How could I very nice? I'llbe honest with you, this is a
crazy thing to say. I kindof won't wish that thing would have caught

(10:37):
up fire. I should have leftthe paper. Funny is that wouldn't have
burned down. The fire would havestayed. But eventually, there's a there's
a there's a there's a sink rightthere. You a cup and throw it
on you want to get into anew building. I'm not gonna lie im

(10:58):
over this building I did not expectthis reaction, like twenty years Oh yeah,
and so I'm great. I'm readyfor something new. Yeah, wouldn't
have been that. I want somethingnew. Maybe it was me that left
the paper here
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