The Show Presents: P1 Podcast 7.24.24 Reeds New Girlfriend

On today's P1 Podcast, Emily tells about Reed's new girlfriend and their upcoming plans

Episode Transcript

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Well, maybe I'm just too oldschool. I don't understand dating these days.
I guess it's very strange. Idon't understand what is going on with
the Wizard. I'm talking about Emily'sson Reed. We ain't done yet.
It's time for the podcast over yetcompletely uncensored and uncting, filtered except for

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that part the show's after show starts. Now tell you what the kid's slaying
it. Man, he's the Wizardfor a reason. Yes, Reed is
uh, you know, out therejust you know, meeting chicks. Although
although he is a little bit ofa relationship guy, I gotta talk to

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him. Come. Yeah, youcan't catch feelings? Man, Wait,
what not this early? He justturned fourteen, right, yeah, wow,
and he's already had a couple ofgirlfriends. Yeah, that's a while
going to something fucked up? Huh. When I was fifteen, one of
my friends lost their Virginia Oh fifteen, I mean you know, yeah,

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I forgot. I forgot what Iwas thinking that somebody else here what I
mean? Yeah, and you knowall of us have kids in that that's
why it up. That's kind ofhorrendous, crazy to think about. It's
often awful. Yeah, it reallydoes. But yeah read, Yeah,
he's got game. Yeah he's aplayer. Yeah, of the fuck up.
Okay, I'm kind of noticing thathis riz comes out during summer,

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like he's a summer wizard. Yeah, because he kind of had a slow
school year, to be honest,because well remember he did start his first
girlfriend though at the end of sixthgrade, and remember because he broke up
with her graduation. Yeah, yeah, he's like, yeah, he went
he found another piece and he waslike fuck this. He's like, he's

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like, I ain't gonna see thischick, no more, I ain't married.
Yeah, no, one's holding medown. And that was one of
his first girlfriends. And she didn'tspeak English, and so we had to
have a wild choice. What awild choice? You're my first girlfriend didn't
speak English. Always, she alwayshad to bring her friend to translate interpreter.
Yeah, you always have a thirdweek always. So he was like
dating two chicks or yeah, orhe's the he's trying to and he found

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a way to pull off. Hefound he found that he found a dating
loophole. Nobody knew about it.Do you have a question? Yeah,
And you're gonna get a little uncomfortableby this, but I need to know.
Do you know if him and thatfirst girlfriend shared a first kiss?
Oh you know, if that happened, so they have protection, chapstick.

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Maybe maybe Robbie Shades got in therewith him. You know his point just
knocked the chick up. Tell you, tell you love her, and knock
her up. I don't know.I don't know. That's if you really
want to get in there, tellher you love her. You don't have
to mean it. Knock him outcigarettes and then okay, that's Robbie's advice.

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So kiss did they? So?I actually just found out recently as
I picked him up from summer campthat he went to recently, he went
to the surf camp that he wasthere for overnight for a week, and
we were talking about how camp went, and he was talking about a possible
kiss he had at camp, apossible kiss with a girl. What kind

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of camp? The counselor dolphin,what are we talking about? He was
kind of like not going forward withtelling me about it, but he was,
and he was like embarrassed and beatingaround the bush and said like I
may or may not have, Andthen like eventually it kind of came out
that he did give a girl bythe campfire, A peck on the lips?
Whoa Why do I feel like Emilywas Why do I feel like Emily

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was jealous and then wants to showhim how to do it? That's controlling.
He was telling me about that,and that's when I went, oh
my god, that's your first kiss. Why would you do that? You
wonder why he's embarrassed telling you aboutit? If my mom fucking did that,

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well, why would you ever tellyour mom? Would never tell my
mom we're talking about that came soweird. You don't tell your mom that.
Read Come on, you know you'regonna get in there and talk to
him. Yeah, honestly, youdon't tell your mom that. And that's
when he had your first feel up. Do you know how to take off

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the bra correctly? Read finger blows? You want to? You want to?
You want to tell mom everything wetalk about stuff like that, your
daughter. I don't think so Iwouldn't, That's my point, dickhead.
So it led to him telling methat he had did have his first kiss

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before before and it was that girlin sixth grade. They kissed on the
playground, so that was guess atschool. The playground like in an area
behind like the wall, ball courtor something whatever. It was kissing.
Well, I asked him where waswhat happened? There was a teachers around
that girl. First kiss, Yes, first girl from first kiss. So

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he's just making out of everybody.Now, I don't think think their makeout.
I think it's I'm hoping it's youdon't know that they're not doing you
know, I don't, but I'mjust gonna go with that. Okay,
multiple kisses. We had a newgirl now already he was he's tired,

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he's tired of these camp chicks.That's old news. With a girl.
And no he didn't okay, no, he didn't cheat. He had met
the girl that he's with now beforecamp, but they didn't like they were
just friends. They were locked in. They were locked in until later when
he got back from camp. Ithink he realized missed it. Strange.

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Okay, so we have a newgirlfriends. So got a new girlfriend going
official? Well, not so much. If my man cared about his school
works, he cares about these girlskilling Okay, he not so much hotten
heavy? What do you mean?Not so much hot and heavy? Because
it was a fish they had nevermet before when it was because when it

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became official, like about a monthand a half situation, Oh no,
he's getting catfish. It was it'sa girl that was friends with his friend.
That's a girl they play softball together, and so it's his friend.
That's a girl that he knew fromschool. And it's because they all talk
on Snapchat together and they all likeour friends with other friends of friends on

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Snapchat that they like don't even goto school with, they don't really even
know, but like they get Ithought after the girl ont so he talked
started talking to her on Snapchat,just texting all the time. Then they
said, like and they sends andstuff. I don't think it's like they

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take like selfies and stuff. Ihope that's all they're doing. That's all
they're doing. Emily gets in there, she tries to show them different angles,
and so they started talking that way. So they had never met before
ever, never met, Oh wow. And so they were talking every day
and they'd FaceTime and stuff like that, and then they became official. And

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then so they did meet one time. They've met one time, and that
one time was like only a coupleof weeks ago. After talking four weeks
and they met one time and itwas it was at her softball game.
He asked me if I could takehim to the softball game to go watch.
You didn't stay though, right,well, I stayed. Oh my

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god, it was insanity. Iwasn't gonna drop him off and then come
back. We were going somewhere laterthat day, so I was told him
I'd take him, but we couldonly stay for like forty five minutes and
then do well. So we walkin and he sees her for the first
time, and I was standing thereand the whole team was like walking.
They were in like the snack bararea, you know there, and he
sees her and he looked so nervous. Buddy Caesar, and they hugged each

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other and all the girls were gigglingand stuff like that. As as was
emilyriend I don't know, I didn'thear. I stayed back a little bit.
I stayed shocking, and she wastaking pictures from I didn't take any
pictures for resistance, and I lethim walk with like they walked away in

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a group and they were going togo sit on the bleachers and watch the
team before before she had to takethe field. And so they were doing
that, and they were sitting overthere, and I was staying back because
I saw some people I knew whenI was talking, so I didn't go
right over there. I gave him, But then I'm not I'm gonna sit
and watch the game. Like I'mnot going to watch another game going on
across the field. So I'm goingto watch the game. So I sat

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in the stands and I'm not goingto watch another game. And we're here
for this. Who cares. Youcan't sit in your car on your phone.
You can't. Yeah, you can'tdo what Sky does and watch a
movie on on our phone. No, I chose to go, and I
ended up meeting her parents at thefield. This is just you need to

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stop getting in there. You needto stop getting in there. Can't Read
introduced himself to her parents and soand he said, my mom's care.
I don't think did he introduce himto his parents? I don't know.
He's a gentleman. Read. That'sso awesome. He'll talk to anybody.
Yeah, it's one hundred percent trodo give a ship. I respected the

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fact that he did that. It'svery polite. I bet the parents love
that. When you're like twenty.Yeah, not when you're fucking fourteen.
I'd be like, why is thislittle scarp talking to me right now?
Like why is like my daughter wasa contraint of fucking softball? Why who
the fuck is this little blonde kid? And why is her mom drunk?

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They dates? So anyway, wait, it was fucking nine in the morning
and he went to this game.Yeah, she invited him, so anyway
that but they met, right theymet that game, Okay, four fucking
four minutes, that's it. Andthey didn't even very talk. It was
like a hug and then pretty muchwe sat in the stands like four minutes,
and then she took the field andthen we left before the game was

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over. And since that day theyhaven't seen each other one time. But
their boyfriend are weak? Their boyfriendgirlfriend? Official? Why they each other?
Why don't they want to hang out? Like they don't go to the
sheet? Does she live in likeEncinitas? No, that's far from you,
not at all. And so canyou ride his hog there? His

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razor, his razor. I thinkthat's where you get there at almost fifteen
miles an hour, it really lastsfor forty minutes that she might want to
ride oh, throw her on theback. I don't know you're gonna help
it. So they haven't talked aboutanything until I heard buzz about something yesterday.
They've never they've never hung out once. I really hope that Robert gets

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in there. Well, he probablyis. Emily's probably forcing yourself. Emily's
probably forcing yourself in there. Likethe three of us are going to go
out on the date. Yeah,no, come on, we're doing a
double date. Me, me,Robert. And then she doesn't want to
go robbery. That's a fact overthat. Come on, he wants to

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go to the movies next week.You're not going. That's a drop off.
Since that's a drop off, whatdo you mean it's not an I
didn't go to a movie theater.That's they did. What are you talking
about? Yes? I thought itjust went inside out two second second movie,
so inside too. It was acrazy thing, right, all the

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new emotions. Yeah it alone.What were you gonna do? What was
your playing? Really weird in thetheater right behind them? Maybe if they
were like twelve and twelve thirteen,maybe, but at fourteen, Yeah,
we wanted to do you dropped themoff? Was your mom in the back

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with with ken making out while youwere with a boyfriend. But in the
movie theater when I was fourteen,idink on no dates. Her date was
screech Turtle Turtle. No, Ikissed a guy in the movie theater and
I actually I was fourteen of thekiss and fifteen I got felt up in
the movie theater. So but yeah, but you weren't with your pleasure.

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And that's what I don't want tohappen. But why not did it happen
to you? Were you affected?I just don't. I'm not ready for
that yet. You're You're not understandSo I said I'd take him next week.
I don't think that this parents aregonna would want them. Sitting in
the middle, are now just makingassumptions that the dad didn't seem too fond

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to meet me or read well,yeah, because his daughter's playing softball.
Yeah, and you're drunk and youcan this is a drop off situation.
You're not going in the theater.That's fucking so weird, dude, dad
is really look at us like we'reweird, Like you don't know if anything,
You stay in the parking lot andwatch a movie on your iPhone like

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Sky would do, and you andthen you check in on check their iPhone
just to make sure they haven't leftthe premise or what Sky would do is
where a disguise and walk around thetheater asking people what their order is