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August 2, 2024 • 11 mins
On today's P1 Podcast, Emily confronts Eddie about something he did this morning in the kitchen that effects the whole building
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I don't know what is going on, but Emily is
angry with me. I don't know what I did, she says,
I don't. I actually have no I have no idea
why you are mad at.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
She's all business today with that shirt's all business, so serious.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
I'm gonna get called into the principal's office.

Speaker 3 (00:19):
She's all armed.

Speaker 4 (00:20):
Do you want that today?

Speaker 1 (00:21):
Kind of a ya. So we will find out what
did I do that made Emily mad?

Speaker 3 (00:28):
We ain't done yet.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
It's time for the one podcast find yet.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
Completely uncensored and unacting filtered except for that part.

Speaker 4 (00:40):
The show's after show starts.

Speaker 5 (00:44):
Now.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
This has been going on for about forty five minutes.
I've ignored it, but I don't know. Well, I mean
he's stumping around here and the huff room.

Speaker 4 (00:56):
Lots of dirty looks after this.

Speaker 5 (00:59):
Okay, I don't have any meeting. I mean, it's just
it's just a turtle neck It's just a.

Speaker 4 (01:05):
Turtle neck tank.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
Doesn't make any sense?

Speaker 4 (01:07):
Oh it doesn't. Why that shouldn't be a thing, a
turtle neck tank?

Speaker 5 (01:11):
Talk?

Speaker 4 (01:11):
The neck line is I didn't, Oh I didn't.

Speaker 5 (01:16):
I got it onto Amazon dot com. It's good clothes
now great, reviews.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
Now, what's going on? What did I do?

Speaker 5 (01:25):
You know what you did?

Speaker 1 (01:27):
I wouldn't ask what did I do? If I knew
what I did?

Speaker 5 (01:30):
Now here's the deal. There's considerate people and inconsiderate people.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
You're very.

Speaker 5 (01:37):
I am not very.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
You're one of the most in considerable.

Speaker 5 (01:39):
When we that's not true. When we had many kitchen
a little mini kitchen in our my studio here, when
we had I mean, the best days ever. To be honest, this.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
Morning, when I was making my breakfast, I had the thought,
I can't stand this system anymore.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
I hate it.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
We have to walk now for our breakfast to like
seven different places.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
It's like I'm walking to the East coast like to
get it. I gotta go. I gotta go all the
way over there to get a yogurt.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
You know, it's like you're forgetting the fucking yesterday email
because my routine is so thrown off in the morning.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
So in the morning, I.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
Used to mean, you're not used to it by now
in the morning.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
I used to have a certain routine, and ever since
we've changed everything, it's thrown me off and I forget
it like every fucking day, and I feel like an asshole.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
And I know it's annoying you guys.

Speaker 4 (02:29):
We don't really care about.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
This breakfast situation is annoying. Where we Okay, so we
have our equipment moved now, so our refrigerator, microwaven, toaster
is now in a separate room. It used to be
an Emily studio, super convenient. We only have a certain
amount of time, so we have to do all this.
Then they made our refrigerator be all the way back

(02:55):
in our office, so usually we gotta go back to
the office, get our food, go back then to the
new room where all the microwave and everything and stuff is.
Then we got to go in there make it. Then
usually we got to go over to the kitchen at
grab some like it's like four different spots. And then
by the time we get back in here, I don't
have time to eat.

Speaker 4 (03:14):
Like our food is cooked and warm, but now we
have to go back on the air, so like or sucks,
Like my toast will be popped up.

Speaker 5 (03:21):
But then I can't make my toast because then we
have to go back on so I'm gonna have cold.
It's a whole fuck up.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
You got to go back to the office, get your butter.

Speaker 5 (03:27):
The hell, it's it's a night it's a nightmare.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
I agree with you. I didn't do that though, that's
not my choice.

Speaker 5 (03:32):
But none of that is my problem. Nothing that we
just talked about is my problem for today. So when
the stuff was in my studio, I being very considered
a human being that I am, it was my job, and.

Speaker 4 (03:43):
I think I did a really good job of always.

Speaker 5 (03:45):
Keeping all of the silverware and plate it stalked for
the most.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
Let's be honest, you used it the most. I did,
so it was kind of like a no brainer. If
you're gonna use it the most, you got to restock it, yeah, hundred.

Speaker 5 (04:00):
Percent, And I did. But I'd always make sure. I'd
go and when it was short, and i'd go grab
a big chunk of or a big, you know, handful
of spoons, forks and knives, and I'd always make sure
that was kept in there. Right now, flash forward to
our new area and you know, obviously it hasn't been designated.
Who's supposed to Yeah, anybody can use it now. I

(04:22):
actually don't use it all that. I use it still,
but I don't use it crazy amount because I'm not
doing my fart eggs as much anymore. So I'm doing
other things.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
You were upsetting the whole building.

Speaker 5 (04:32):
I did cause a bit of a I did cause
a bit of a stir. I did it earlier this week,
and I didn't know if it's gonna smell swash at
the door, and apparently, and so though in that new setup,
it's not really designated whose job it is to get what,
but I think it's an unspoken rule that, like, if
it's empty, you if empty and you need to go

(04:54):
grab a utensil, you go to the kitchen where they
have the big kitchen where they have everything, and you
should grab and re fill it for the next people.
I think that should be an unspoken rule.

Speaker 4 (05:03):
And you know what I did this just the other day,
you're a hero.

Speaker 6 (05:09):
I went back there and there was only one paper
plate left, and I'm like, and I was going to
take it, and then I'm like, well then there'll be
no fucking plates and that that would be rude. So
while my bagel was toasting, I walked back to where
they keep the plates, grabbed an entire stack of plates
and brought them for everyone.

Speaker 1 (05:28):
Hero Thank you, All heroes were cakes.

Speaker 4 (05:31):
It's little things like that that keep the shirts Okay,
this is supposed to.

Speaker 5 (05:37):
Like has been morning swoopy.

Speaker 4 (05:40):
Next, I mean, okay, everything you did, it's not a
turtle tank. Okay, can you shut up?

Speaker 3 (05:47):
Turtle?

Speaker 4 (05:49):
So I'm a hero. I agree, I agree every I appreciate.

Speaker 3 (05:55):
Nowhere no no, no no.

Speaker 1 (05:57):
The goat of restockings apparently.

Speaker 5 (05:59):
Think you were saying that, Eddie, thank you for saying that.

Speaker 4 (06:02):
So what happened?

Speaker 5 (06:03):
So earlier this morning? I went into the room. I
went in that room to just put something in the toaster.
This is way early. Put something in the toaster for myself.
I had all my stuff in my studio, so all
I had to do is pop something in the toast.

Speaker 2 (06:13):
Just that was.

Speaker 5 (06:14):
It just toasted. While I was standing there waiting for
it to pop up, I did glance over at the
silver situation, but I didn't need anything.

Speaker 4 (06:21):
I didn't have utensils at this point.

Speaker 5 (06:23):
She just wasn't using I just did recognize and see
that there was that there was no utensils in there.
I did notice that there was no well, I wasn't
using any of them at that time, and I was
just grabbing before I was going with my toast, so
I grab comped.

Speaker 1 (06:39):
So it was actually this is all your fault, then,
don't you say that? I'm kind of thinking.

Speaker 5 (06:44):
So then a little bit later, it's Eddie's turn to
go make his food, and apparently apparently Eddie had cereal
and toast, bagel and bagel and cereal. He goes into
the kitchen at our little room and puts this thing
in the toaster. Apparently Eddie notices that he needs a

(07:06):
spoon to eat a cereal. Eddie walks his happy ass
down to the big kitchen.

Speaker 4 (07:14):
Okay where everything.

Speaker 5 (07:15):
That's when I see him waltz in here, and Eddie used, are.

Speaker 1 (07:20):
You waltzi Grettkay?

Speaker 5 (07:22):
Eddie must grab Eddie must have grabbed a spoon for himself,
because when I went, I needed a spoon later because
I had some cereal later and I went in to
go grab a spoon from in theres well, I didn't
need it till later.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
So that means that you went into the kitchen originally
when you originally that there was no you could have him.

Speaker 5 (07:45):
I didn't. I didn't need it if I was using
it at the time.

Speaker 1 (07:48):
Well, missy.

Speaker 4 (07:52):
Yourself, you don't even if I made? Are you the
Southern Mayor? He's like standing in front.

Speaker 1 (08:04):
Of short amount of time. Okay, didn't have a long break,
and so I went in, laid down the bagel and
the toaster. Then I look over to grab my spoon.

Speaker 4 (08:17):
No spoons, that's scary.

Speaker 1 (08:19):
Now. In the midst of all this, I've already gone
back to the office to get my container of milk,
my thing of cream cheese, brought it back in here,
then grab my bagel, walked all the way back, put
that down, then realized, shit, no spoons. Now I gotta
go all the way back to the kitchenette grab a spoon.

(08:39):
In all of this, I got a pee too. I
really have to pee, and I'm like, damn. So I'm like, okay,
if I grab the handful of spoons, now I gotta
go back to where the bagel stuff is. I don't
want to do that, so I gotta get my one spoon,
drop it off here, then go pee, then get my bagel.

(09:00):
I mean, it's a big process here. I don't have
time to then restock the thing. I ran out of time.
Did you see me eat?

Speaker 3 (09:07):
You could eat.

Speaker 5 (09:08):
You could have grabbed dropped the one stack of the
stack of spoons off and it.

Speaker 1 (09:13):
Was an extra stop.

Speaker 4 (09:15):
You went in there anyway.

Speaker 1 (09:16):
No, I did not.

Speaker 5 (09:17):
You dropped a spoon off.

Speaker 1 (09:18):
I dropped it off here and then I went to
the bathroom.

Speaker 4 (09:20):
But you pass. You couldn't drop that way.

Speaker 1 (09:23):
I went the other way.

Speaker 4 (09:24):
Go the other way.

Speaker 1 (09:25):
That's that's because that's that's where you message wrong, the
other wrong. I went full circle, so I left the
area where the toaster is, went to the kitchen atte,
then continued around in the full circle, dropped the spoon off,
went pee.

Speaker 6 (09:40):
But but you had to pass the bathroom to drop
the spoon. If you would have come this way, you
could you could have gathered the spoons.

Speaker 1 (09:46):
So that's an extra stop. I got a pee. No
follow along.

Speaker 4 (09:50):
So you're grabbing the spoons, right, and then she's just
all like a while, why do I have to do
all this? And then you come back way.

Speaker 6 (09:56):
I'm so you drop them all there, including your on spoon,
because you gotta go back.

Speaker 4 (10:01):
You said, right, you gotta go back and get your
thing out of the toaster. You tinkle, and then you
go back.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
This is I don't I don't tinkle a piss. Yeah
that's a man.

Speaker 4 (10:15):
I ain't going to you don't restock stuff, eddie. This
is a fail.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
I disagree. I disagree. I had a thought process and
I felt like you guys have your thought process, which
is fine. I'm not I'm not attacking you.

Speaker 4 (10:28):
Ying to others there has nothing to do with being kind.
Consider it.

Speaker 1 (10:32):
I have a time limit. Pal.

Speaker 4 (10:34):
We all do.

Speaker 1 (10:35):
We all do, true, but some have more than others,
like Emily, who cares what she does to me. I'm
san Diego's voice. I'm san Diego's voice.

Speaker 4 (10:45):
I have to be here, de clared. You san Diego's
voice because I've never.

Speaker 1 (10:56):
Diego.

Speaker 5 (10:57):
Okay, it's got to be well known about in the
bill thing. I'm gonna start spreading rumors that you don't
like to restock the kills.

Speaker 4 (11:03):
It's true.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
It's true.
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