August 5, 2024 • 16 mins
On today's P1 Podcast, eddie tells us about his weekend staycation and an unfortunate happening during his massage
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, guys, I had a little staycation over the weekend. Yeah,
I went out to one of our favorite spots, to
Quon Casino Resort, and I decided, you know what, give
myself a massage, a little massage, pulling Emily in the
sky over there.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
I treated myself.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Emily didn't.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
I didn't bring his mom with me every time me
and Emily's mom do a nice little couples massage.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
That she buy a thousands.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
I had to take care of myself really, and now
there was a slight incident though, as I was getting
a massage. It wasn't It wasn't what you were thinking.
Like again, wasn't Emily style where I'm going to the
special massage part. This was a nice massage part of
but there definitely was a weird incident.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
We ain't done yet.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
It's time for the one podcast over.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
A year, completely uncensored and unacting filtered except for that part.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
The show's after show starts now.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
So yeah, we go out to squad every once in
a while and we just feel like we need a
night away, get away from the kids, have a nice
time whatever.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
You don't break their kids like Skywood.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
I mean, it's twenty one and up. They're not allowed
on the property. I think somehow sneaker in.
Speaker 5 (01:20):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
You can't literally all weekend and you just hang out
with your daughter this weekend.
Speaker 6 (01:25):
Basically back to school shopping, lots of swimming, lots of skateboarding.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
You skate you got in there.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
No.
Speaker 6 (01:33):
I sat on the board and let the dogs pull
me like a like a sled, you know, pretended like.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
I don't know, leon, I went somewhere just me and
my wife. We are different, so different, so wild.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Yes, So we went out to squad and we decided,
you know what, we're gonna run the gam in here.
We're gonna go get massages. We're gonna go out and
he get their steakhouse, Bull and Bourbon. Just really have
a nice time.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
That's fun.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Only thing we didn't do is hit up the pool,
which is fantastic, the pool next level.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Well, we didn't really have time. I know, the bar,
I know bar you and a lazy river is kind of.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Like oh both of all.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Yeah, oh yeah, so it was crazy. When I went
to bol and Bourbon, they were going over their specials. Yeah,
and one of their specials was a hundred year old
age wag t bone.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Whoa and I went one hundred year old wait to meet.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
Yeah, you're telling me I got it, okay, which is crazy.
You're telling me this piece of meat was cut in
nineteen twenty four.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
I guess so.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
So it was cut prior to the Depression.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
Yeah, this piece of meat has been through the Depression,
World War Two, Vietnam, Korea, the Cold War. This piece
of meat was cut before they integrated baseball, Yes, before
they so you would think, how did they keep it
for so long?
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Before the moon landing?
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Yeah, and before I.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
Think before white No, nineteen twenty four there was right Brothers.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Yeah, yeah, was there cars?
Speaker 6 (03:07):
Yes, One would think during the depression they would why
it was in the state. They would say, fuck saving
this piece of meat. We're all hungry, We're not saving this.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
At some point, this is gonna be in Eddie's belly.
Nobody's eating this meat, nobody's touching this.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
I got to.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
See a certificate because you're telling me in one hundred
is that put your stops still there?
Speaker 2 (03:32):
I don't mean I mean the meat. Yeah, I think
they market and then.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Where does it go?
Speaker 2 (03:40):
It just sits there, But where they underwear I have
no idea what.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Okay, so it sits there. Let's say it's in the
closet or something.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Close.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Yeah, let's say it's in the closet. Okay, it's a
special room.
Speaker 6 (03:56):
Like Hugh Jackman's house.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
And it tells me that it is.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
It's hey, hey, hey, you haven't seen.
Speaker 6 (04:04):
Dancing.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Well there is.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
But for Ryan Reynolds, you're telling me a hundred years
it's sat in the room and the room was the
room was unaffected for one hundred years.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Like, that's crazy.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
So you don't think about that with wine, because they
do this with wine quite often goes in cellars and.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Yeah, it just goes there for a hundred years. But
here's what I don't get.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
He's just I didn't think the story Eddie owns a
winery or meat packing plan.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
My family did have a winery there you go, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
So they got this winery, they got this meat, and
you start packing meat in fucking.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Twenty twenty four.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
Okay, so you're telling me for the you're packaging it
and your son goes, hey, dad, could I have this piece? No,
that's for that's for two thousand, one.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Hundred and twenty four. Yes, and no one's going to
touch it. There's no way.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
No hold on a minute, there's no way.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
If I own some sort of meat distributing thing or
whatever and I go, I have a separate room for
aged meats, for a hundred year old meats, the one
hundred year olds where you got me? I mean that's crazy.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Think about that.
Speaker 7 (05:14):
If you fucking cut a piece of meat now, it
would be two thousand, one hundred.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
And twenty four when Eddie eats it.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
Oh Eddie, Eddie the eighth Yeah, Eddie the a is
going to eat.
Speaker 5 (05:27):
It a minute.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
I don't think it's like kids, kids. We don't need
to we don't need to go.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
I don't fucking know.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
I know I got to see a certificate.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
I got into the history of this meat.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
I honestly feel like, I honestly feel like this meat
should have had like a historic landmark thing place next
to it.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
You're not allowed to eat this? Fucking are you mad?
Speaker 5 (05:51):
Are you mad?
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Eddie ate it?
Speaker 3 (05:53):
N years? Let's go too.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
I would have said, I would have said, Hey, I'm
going to buy this one hundred year old meat, but
I'm not eating it. I wanted rap and then I'm
keeping it and I'll eventually sell it well because it's
so because.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
You know, you go to the nice steakhouses they offer
you different sauces, like a Breneise or whatever. And I
thought to myself, like, because I could have put.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Sauce on this, they give me the same ketchup from
a hundred years ago.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
No, And I went, I can't do that, Like that's
so fucked up. This is one hundred year old. I'm
gonna put Brenaise sauce on this, like, no way.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
The guy that cut that life inspectancy back then was
probably like forty, so he may have been like eighteen
working in the butcher shoesn't what my story is about.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Yes, he's at eighteen.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
He's an old motherfucker.
Speaker 6 (06:36):
But I have to know does it taste like normal
steak or does it taste different?
Speaker 1 (06:40):
It tastes wildly different kind of obviously. I guess I
didn't think that either. Yeah, it didn't taste like steak.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
Didn't no way tasted women could.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Vote They couldn't.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
The good old days.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Yeah, it tasted like women can't vote. That's what it
tastes like.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Tasted, right, I mean fu Yeah, it was crazy.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
I gotta go have this piece of steak I got.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Is there any less?
Speaker 6 (07:09):
I hate it?
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Is there any definitely? What multiple one hundred year old
fifty five t bones? That's I.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
Honestly feel like you legal to eat it? Eating artifact.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
Yeah, it's like eating an artifact. Okay, like you found
like a dinosaur bone.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
For months, kicking over, blowing up my hind capsule, and hey,
look at they put a piece of steak in here.
I'm gonna eat it.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
I hear like age you know, ninety days and I'm like,
fuck ninety.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Days, fucking years broke.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
So that's not what my story is about that we're
talking about it. I guess it could make it want
to be done.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Prior to my steak, you decided to get massages Normally,
whenever I've done a massage, I think I've only had
in my life one maybe two massages without Debora, like
I always do. We always do a couple of massages.
It's just sort of like, I'm not going to go
out and get a massage on my own.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
I just don't do that.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
I mean, every once while, Thor will get one off
his back. My back's always fucked up, but every once
a while, if your back's really bothering. You girls go
and get them all the time. It's just not I
and I understand, but it's just not something I do.
Speaker 4 (08:29):
Yeah, I'm with Eddie, Like, unless I'm really like fucked up,
I don't really go get a massage.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
So it's only special occasions. It's me and it's always
a couple of massage. Usually it's usually on a vacation
or something like that. Like we just got one when
we were in White We went to the spot and
got a couple of massage. It was fantastic And I
don't really know why, but we just do that, and
so it is what it is. Yeah, Well we went
(08:54):
out to Sequan and realized, oh we booked this separately.
Oh we didn't say couples massage, and so it's just
it was kind of different. I was a little scared.
I don't know what's gonna happen. I don't know what's
gonna happen in there by myself. I guess it's just different.
And so yeah, going in and seeing only one table,
(09:15):
like okay, what's.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Going on here?
Speaker 1 (09:18):
I don't know listen, So you know, I was like, Okay,
I think I can handle this. I think I'll be
okay underwear guy, always underwear. Don't go full nuty petuity.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Yeah, I gotta go petuty. Oh yeah, because.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Then again, you so freaked out that you're always being filmed,
you go nudy petuity and a massage.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
Yeah, you don't trust you do the camera sweep?
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Oh yes, I do in the massage room, yeah, but
what the fuck.
Speaker 6 (09:45):
But at the same time, my sweep isn't as thorough
as other places because I love getting massage so much
that I don't give a fuck in that situation.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
I can come in in the middleage and you.
Speaker 6 (09:58):
Want to be like when I get sages, I have
weird inappropriate thoughts of like if you need to get
too close to really get in there, then why.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
Doesn't your husband give you massages just to have more?
Speaker 2 (10:10):
How he starts every Why doesn't.
Speaker 4 (10:12):
He start like like just not tell you to come
up to you and start say hey, you want a massage,
Just give you.
Speaker 6 (10:16):
A massage, because then I know what I know what
he's up to.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
But you know what I mean, why does it matter?
Speaker 3 (10:22):
Why doesn't matter you're getting a massage?
Speaker 2 (10:23):
That is a point, that is and if he's.
Speaker 4 (10:26):
Smart, he wouldn't do it every time, he would just
give you.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Everys and for this he wants the appropriate.
Speaker 5 (10:33):
I want to wait, stopped that since I'm a big
girl now. I did have a meeting with the sex
human trafficking people in San Diego, meetings the task force,
and he did confirmed me that the places I've been
going to.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
Are in fact fronts for sex.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Oh god, places, So I'm not going to do that anymore.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
No, I'm not going to do it.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
All right, Well, I went to an actual establishment that's gone.
Their spot. Ritual is really nice spot.
Speaker 5 (11:06):
It's one of my favorites.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
It's really nice. And so go in, get my massage therapist.
Here we go.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Yes, the normal fifty minute massage, no big deal, a lady, Yes,
I always go female there.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
Remember the one time I had a dude yeah, and.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
He goes, oh's the pressure And I went, oh, your
arm hair is tickling my face like please, this is weird.
Don't ask me how the pressure is. Like please, it's good,
Please don't go any harder. And the dude had arms
like Robin Williams like.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
It was I was like.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
Oil made them wet.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Oh yeah, yes it was so.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
So I always have to be God, I can't even
think about.
Speaker 5 (11:53):
That's the pressure.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Wow, He's literally you know, like behind me, leaning into
my ear so I'm exposed. It still makes the hair
on my next stay so luckily, I mean this gal,
you can ask me how the pressure is. It's not
gonna freaking out whatever. Massages going fine. You know I'm
(12:20):
on my stomach first, you know, so she's doing the
back to that stuff whatever.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
I'd say.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
About halfway through the massage, I get that feeling where
she's rubbing me so much. I feel like she's moved
a fart down to the spot and I feel it
coming and I went, oh to the point of where
I'm so relaxed, like if I wouldn't have caught it,
(12:46):
it was coming and it's a and I could also
feel like you know thor when it's a big.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
One like this one is.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Because it's like it nearly went group and I'm like, oh,
and I had to like clinch my asshole.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
Is there any thought of doing it? And then immediately yelling,
I swear to my.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
Kids, we didn't need to go there. It wasn't There's
only two of us in the room.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
I was walking in boots, not me. It was my book.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
No thought about that. I did have the thought of,
like should I just let it out. She's got to
be used to that, Like you get so relaxed and
a massage that there's gotta.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Be some people that I did for a second. Then
I went, no, I can't.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
You can't do that. Any thought of like saying, hey,
go to the bathroom real quick.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Then that then the whole massage stopped. Massage.
Speaker 7 (13:39):
It's that crazy to say that. I mean, for two seconds,
I'm paying for this. It's a minute, yeah, not even
I mean yeah, And then I'm she's like your.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
Yeah, all right, let's go uh no, none of these
things are going to happen. I'm just like, come on, control.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
It, yeah, suck it back in whatever.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
But it's it was so at that point that it's
it's of no return, like I can't make it go away,
Like it's either coming out or I gotta like concentrate
on not letting.
Speaker 5 (14:15):
It sucks, because then you're thinking about that, you're stressed
out a little bit.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
You're not really ruined the massage the entire time. Now
all I'm.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Doing is concentrating on not farting, and so she's massaging
and all I can do is oh god, well, please
don't let it out, Please don't let it out. And
I'm on my stomach. I feel like it's pushing. Yes,
So then you do the thing where you flip over.
It did relieve some of the pressure, but then I
(14:43):
was also like.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
I would have farted as I turned.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
You're gonna hear it, though. I don't think this would
have covered.
Speaker 4 (14:52):
It, but at least at least at least you know, yeah,
I get it, you're feeling better.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
As soon as I turned, I would have went.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
Well.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
My I thought was, Okay, maybe I can do the
slow release as I'm on my back, because maybe it
will muffle the sound a little bit. I'm under a
cover thing, and I go, shit, I don't think I can.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
I don't think I can risk it too.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Much because it's just whenever this thing, it's coming out
in full force.
Speaker 4 (15:19):
Like I would assume it's gonna fucking reek from that
hundred year old steak.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
I mean, I would assume.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Holy I don't think my heart was aged one hundred years.
Let me tell you something though. When the massage was
over and they do the thing, all right, all right,
I'm a step out. You can put your robe on,
you know. I'll get you use some watery dude. You
stayed in the room with me. Go ahead and get
up now, bro, She steps out. The minute that door closed.
(15:53):
Oh yeah, it felt like it went on for twenty minutes.
Speaker 8 (15:58):
But the fucking relief I felt, Oh it was heaven.
That was better than the massage. Then I went and
had one hundred year OLSA was phenomenal.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
You gone to the Bathroomston's the hundred Yearl's sake.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Now I'm still blocked up. I think
Well, guys, I had a little staycation over the weekend. Yeah,
I went out to one of our favorite spots, to
Quon Casino Resort, and I decided, you know what, give
myself a massage, a little massage, pulling Emily in the
sky over there.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
I treated myself.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Emily didn't.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
I didn't bring his mom with me every time me
and Emily's mom do a nice little couples massage.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
That she buy a thousands.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
I had to take care of myself really, and now
there was a slight incident though, as I was getting
a massage. It wasn't It wasn't what you were thinking.
Like again, wasn't Emily style where I'm going to the
special massage part. This was a nice massage part of
but there definitely was a weird incident.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
We ain't done yet.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
It's time for the one podcast over.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
A year, completely uncensored and unacting filtered except for that part.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
The show's after show starts now.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
So yeah, we go out to squad every once in
a while and we just feel like we need a
night away, get away from the kids, have a nice
time whatever.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
You don't break their kids like Skywood.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
I mean, it's twenty one and up. They're not allowed
on the property. I think somehow sneaker in.
Speaker 5 (01:20):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
You can't literally all weekend and you just hang out
with your daughter this weekend.
Speaker 6 (01:25):
Basically back to school shopping, lots of swimming, lots of skateboarding.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
You skate you got in there.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
No.
Speaker 6 (01:33):
I sat on the board and let the dogs pull
me like a like a sled, you know, pretended like.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
I don't know, leon, I went somewhere just me and
my wife. We are different, so different, so wild.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Yes, So we went out to squad and we decided,
you know what, we're gonna run the gam in here.
We're gonna go get massages. We're gonna go out and
he get their steakhouse, Bull and Bourbon. Just really have
a nice time.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
That's fun.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Only thing we didn't do is hit up the pool,
which is fantastic, the pool next level.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Well, we didn't really have time. I know, the bar,
I know bar you and a lazy river is kind of.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Like oh both of all.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Yeah, oh yeah, so it was crazy. When I went
to bol and Bourbon, they were going over their specials. Yeah,
and one of their specials was a hundred year old
age wag t bone.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Whoa and I went one hundred year old wait to meet.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
Yeah, you're telling me I got it, okay, which is crazy.
You're telling me this piece of meat was cut in
nineteen twenty four.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
I guess so.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
So it was cut prior to the Depression.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
Yeah, this piece of meat has been through the Depression,
World War Two, Vietnam, Korea, the Cold War. This piece
of meat was cut before they integrated baseball, Yes, before
they so you would think, how did they keep it
for so long?
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Before the moon landing?
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Yeah, and before I.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
Think before white No, nineteen twenty four there was right Brothers.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Yeah, yeah, was there cars?
Speaker 6 (03:07):
Yes, One would think during the depression they would why
it was in the state. They would say, fuck saving
this piece of meat. We're all hungry, We're not saving this.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
At some point, this is gonna be in Eddie's belly.
Nobody's eating this meat, nobody's touching this.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
I got to.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
See a certificate because you're telling me in one hundred
is that put your stops still there?
Speaker 2 (03:32):
I don't mean I mean the meat. Yeah, I think
they market and then.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Where does it go?
Speaker 2 (03:40):
It just sits there, But where they underwear I have
no idea what.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Okay, so it sits there. Let's say it's in the
closet or something.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Close.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Yeah, let's say it's in the closet. Okay, it's a
special room.
Speaker 6 (03:56):
Like Hugh Jackman's house.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
And it tells me that it is.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
It's hey, hey, hey, you haven't seen.
Speaker 6 (04:04):
Dancing.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Well there is.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
But for Ryan Reynolds, you're telling me a hundred years
it's sat in the room and the room was the
room was unaffected for one hundred years.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Like, that's crazy.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
So you don't think about that with wine, because they
do this with wine quite often goes in cellars and.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Yeah, it just goes there for a hundred years. But
here's what I don't get.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
He's just I didn't think the story Eddie owns a
winery or meat packing plan.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
My family did have a winery there you go, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
So they got this winery, they got this meat, and
you start packing meat in fucking.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Twenty twenty four.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
Okay, so you're telling me for the you're packaging it
and your son goes, hey, dad, could I have this piece? No,
that's for that's for two thousand, one.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Hundred and twenty four. Yes, and no one's going to
touch it. There's no way.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
No hold on a minute, there's no way.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
If I own some sort of meat distributing thing or
whatever and I go, I have a separate room for
aged meats, for a hundred year old meats, the one
hundred year olds where you got me? I mean that's crazy.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Think about that.
Speaker 7 (05:14):
If you fucking cut a piece of meat now, it
would be two thousand, one hundred.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
And twenty four when Eddie eats it.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
Oh Eddie, Eddie the eighth Yeah, Eddie the a is
going to eat.
Speaker 5 (05:27):
It a minute.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
I don't think it's like kids, kids. We don't need
to we don't need to go.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
I don't fucking know.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
I know I got to see a certificate.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
I got into the history of this meat.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
I honestly feel like, I honestly feel like this meat
should have had like a historic landmark thing place next
to it.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
You're not allowed to eat this? Fucking are you mad?
Speaker 5 (05:51):
Are you mad?
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Eddie ate it?
Speaker 3 (05:53):
N years? Let's go too.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
I would have said, I would have said, Hey, I'm
going to buy this one hundred year old meat, but
I'm not eating it. I wanted rap and then I'm
keeping it and I'll eventually sell it well because it's
so because.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
You know, you go to the nice steakhouses they offer
you different sauces, like a Breneise or whatever. And I
thought to myself, like, because I could have put.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Sauce on this, they give me the same ketchup from
a hundred years ago.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
No, And I went, I can't do that, Like that's
so fucked up. This is one hundred year old. I'm
gonna put Brenaise sauce on this, like, no way.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
The guy that cut that life inspectancy back then was
probably like forty, so he may have been like eighteen
working in the butcher shoesn't what my story is about.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Yes, he's at eighteen.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
He's an old motherfucker.
Speaker 6 (06:36):
But I have to know does it taste like normal
steak or does it taste different?
Speaker 1 (06:40):
It tastes wildly different kind of obviously. I guess I
didn't think that either. Yeah, it didn't taste like steak.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
Didn't no way tasted women could.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Vote They couldn't.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
The good old days.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Yeah, it tasted like women can't vote. That's what it
tastes like.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Tasted, right, I mean fu Yeah, it was crazy.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
I gotta go have this piece of steak I got.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Is there any less?
Speaker 6 (07:09):
I hate it?
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Is there any definitely? What multiple one hundred year old
fifty five t bones? That's I.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
Honestly feel like you legal to eat it? Eating artifact.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
Yeah, it's like eating an artifact. Okay, like you found
like a dinosaur bone.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
For months, kicking over, blowing up my hind capsule, and hey,
look at they put a piece of steak in here.
I'm gonna eat it.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
I hear like age you know, ninety days and I'm like,
fuck ninety.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Days, fucking years broke.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
So that's not what my story is about that we're
talking about it. I guess it could make it want
to be done.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Prior to my steak, you decided to get massages Normally,
whenever I've done a massage, I think I've only had
in my life one maybe two massages without Debora, like
I always do. We always do a couple of massages.
It's just sort of like, I'm not going to go
out and get a massage on my own.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
I just don't do that.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
I mean, every once while, Thor will get one off
his back. My back's always fucked up, but every once
a while, if your back's really bothering. You girls go
and get them all the time. It's just not I
and I understand, but it's just not something I do.
Speaker 4 (08:29):
Yeah, I'm with Eddie, Like, unless I'm really like fucked up,
I don't really go get a massage.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
So it's only special occasions. It's me and it's always
a couple of massage. Usually it's usually on a vacation
or something like that. Like we just got one when
we were in White We went to the spot and
got a couple of massage. It was fantastic And I
don't really know why, but we just do that, and
so it is what it is. Yeah, Well we went
(08:54):
out to Sequan and realized, oh we booked this separately.
Oh we didn't say couples massage, and so it's just
it was kind of different. I was a little scared.
I don't know what's gonna happen. I don't know what's
gonna happen in there by myself. I guess it's just different.
And so yeah, going in and seeing only one table,
(09:15):
like okay, what's.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Going on here?
Speaker 1 (09:18):
I don't know listen, So you know, I was like, Okay,
I think I can handle this. I think I'll be
okay underwear guy, always underwear. Don't go full nuty petuity.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Yeah, I gotta go petuty. Oh yeah, because.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Then again, you so freaked out that you're always being filmed,
you go nudy petuity and a massage.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
Yeah, you don't trust you do the camera sweep?
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Oh yes, I do in the massage room, yeah, but
what the fuck.
Speaker 6 (09:45):
But at the same time, my sweep isn't as thorough
as other places because I love getting massage so much
that I don't give a fuck in that situation.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
I can come in in the middleage and you.
Speaker 6 (09:58):
Want to be like when I get sages, I have
weird inappropriate thoughts of like if you need to get
too close to really get in there, then why.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
Doesn't your husband give you massages just to have more?
Speaker 2 (10:10):
How he starts every Why doesn't.
Speaker 4 (10:12):
He start like like just not tell you to come
up to you and start say hey, you want a massage,
Just give you.
Speaker 6 (10:16):
A massage, because then I know what I know what
he's up to.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
But you know what I mean, why does it matter?
Speaker 3 (10:22):
Why doesn't matter you're getting a massage?
Speaker 2 (10:23):
That is a point, that is and if he's.
Speaker 4 (10:26):
Smart, he wouldn't do it every time, he would just
give you.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Everys and for this he wants the appropriate.
Speaker 5 (10:33):
I want to wait, stopped that since I'm a big
girl now. I did have a meeting with the sex
human trafficking people in San Diego, meetings the task force,
and he did confirmed me that the places I've been
going to.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
Are in fact fronts for sex.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Oh god, places, So I'm not going to do that anymore.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
No, I'm not going to do it.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
All right, Well, I went to an actual establishment that's gone.
Their spot. Ritual is really nice spot.
Speaker 5 (11:06):
It's one of my favorites.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
It's really nice. And so go in, get my massage therapist.
Here we go.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Yes, the normal fifty minute massage, no big deal, a lady, Yes,
I always go female there.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
Remember the one time I had a dude yeah, and.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
He goes, oh's the pressure And I went, oh, your
arm hair is tickling my face like please, this is weird.
Don't ask me how the pressure is. Like please, it's good,
Please don't go any harder. And the dude had arms
like Robin Williams like.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
It was I was like.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
Oil made them wet.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Oh yeah, yes it was so.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
So I always have to be God, I can't even
think about.
Speaker 5 (11:53):
That's the pressure.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Wow, He's literally you know, like behind me, leaning into
my ear so I'm exposed. It still makes the hair
on my next stay so luckily, I mean this gal,
you can ask me how the pressure is. It's not
gonna freaking out whatever. Massages going fine. You know I'm
(12:20):
on my stomach first, you know, so she's doing the
back to that stuff whatever.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
I'd say.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
About halfway through the massage, I get that feeling where
she's rubbing me so much. I feel like she's moved
a fart down to the spot and I feel it
coming and I went, oh to the point of where
I'm so relaxed, like if I wouldn't have caught it,
(12:46):
it was coming and it's a and I could also
feel like you know thor when it's a big.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
One like this one is.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Because it's like it nearly went group and I'm like, oh,
and I had to like clinch my asshole.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
Is there any thought of doing it? And then immediately yelling,
I swear to my.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
Kids, we didn't need to go there. It wasn't There's
only two of us in the room.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
I was walking in boots, not me. It was my book.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
No thought about that. I did have the thought of,
like should I just let it out. She's got to
be used to that, Like you get so relaxed and
a massage that there's gotta.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Be some people that I did for a second. Then
I went, no, I can't.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
You can't do that. Any thought of like saying, hey,
go to the bathroom real quick.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Then that then the whole massage stopped. Massage.
Speaker 7 (13:39):
It's that crazy to say that. I mean, for two seconds,
I'm paying for this. It's a minute, yeah, not even
I mean yeah, And then I'm she's like your.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
Yeah, all right, let's go uh no, none of these
things are going to happen. I'm just like, come on, control.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
It, yeah, suck it back in whatever.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
But it's it was so at that point that it's
it's of no return, like I can't make it go away,
Like it's either coming out or I gotta like concentrate
on not letting.
Speaker 5 (14:15):
It sucks, because then you're thinking about that, you're stressed
out a little bit.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
You're not really ruined the massage the entire time. Now
all I'm.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Doing is concentrating on not farting, and so she's massaging
and all I can do is oh god, well, please
don't let it out, Please don't let it out. And
I'm on my stomach. I feel like it's pushing. Yes,
So then you do the thing where you flip over.
It did relieve some of the pressure, but then I
(14:43):
was also like.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
I would have farted as I turned.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
You're gonna hear it, though. I don't think this would
have covered.
Speaker 4 (14:52):
It, but at least at least at least you know, yeah,
I get it, you're feeling better.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
As soon as I turned, I would have went.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
Well.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
My I thought was, Okay, maybe I can do the
slow release as I'm on my back, because maybe it
will muffle the sound a little bit. I'm under a
cover thing, and I go, shit, I don't think I can.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
I don't think I can risk it too.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Much because it's just whenever this thing, it's coming out
in full force.
Speaker 4 (15:19):
Like I would assume it's gonna fucking reek from that
hundred year old steak.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
I mean, I would assume.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Holy I don't think my heart was aged one hundred years.
Let me tell you something though. When the massage was
over and they do the thing, all right, all right,
I'm a step out. You can put your robe on,
you know. I'll get you use some watery dude. You
stayed in the room with me. Go ahead and get
up now, bro, She steps out. The minute that door closed.
(15:53):
Oh yeah, it felt like it went on for twenty minutes.
Speaker 8 (15:58):
But the fucking relief I felt, Oh it was heaven.
That was better than the massage. Then I went and
had one hundred year OLSA was phenomenal.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
You gone to the Bathroomston's the hundred Yearl's sake.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Now I'm still blocked up. I think
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