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Speaker 1 (00:00):
We all know that Emily is the mooch. Well, everybody
knows freeze for her. She loves it, never turns down.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Anything like your mom buying you dresses?
Speaker 1 (00:13):
How much does that costs?
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Really it wasn't one hundred?
Speaker 1 (00:20):
But has she gone too far this time? This time
she accepted something free that doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 4 (00:29):
We ain't done yet.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
It's time for the podcast over a year, completely uncensored
and unacting filtered except for that part. The show's after
show starts now. And am I gonna have to start
worrying about you like I worry about Sky out in
the wild because you out in the wild, you have
(00:53):
some interesting interactions as well, not nowhere near on the levels. Yeah,
Sky in the Wild is bad and we all know it. Yeah,
we'll have to accept it. Oh god, but you apparently
you're getting yourself into a little bit of trouble out there.
You had an interesting interaction in the breakroom.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Yeah, I was in the breakroom, and I don't think
this is an interaction bad on my part. I think
this was a weird situation that happens.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
What you always think that you never think I think.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Okay, So, yeah, we were in a commercial break and
I went back to the breakroom to fill up my
water bottle. And I was filling my water bottle up,
and that's when in walks behind me, another gentleman that's
on the air here in the mornings. And he comes
walking in and he goes, what's up.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
How's it going?
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Oh, it's like a quick you know, hi, Hello, that's it,
not really any convo, okay. Then he turns his back
towards me. My back's one way filling my water bottle up.
His back is towards me, and he is looking at
the vending machine.
Speaker 5 (01:53):
He's not in there to get a free fortune cookie
from Sky's fortune cookie bin.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
Excuse me, that's from you in there.
Speaker 5 (01:59):
You guys didn't see all the fortune cookies I brought it.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
I've been back there.
Speaker 5 (02:01):
I don't think, Oh, yeah, you know how we have
the little free area, well that you.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Created, guy created the free corner, the free corner, all of.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
The ship that Sky doesn't want. She just puts there
the weirdest.
Speaker 5 (02:12):
I will bring the most random things in. I'll bring
in like some patch that I got from like a
fire department, or some book that I will never read.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
The thing that I really can't understand, is you do
all the spices that you get from Hello Fresh, so
you make these meals with Hello Fresh the spices or
where the flavor is? Ye, s guy doesn't use any
of those pretty wild paprika? Oh too much?
Speaker 4 (02:37):
Are you? None of them? She used? Doesn't use anything.
Speaker 5 (02:40):
I use some of them, but but probably only like
a quarter of what they I got something.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
That's where the flavor Okay, okay.
Speaker 5 (02:46):
Okay, so so so those will normally be in there.
But I had to clean out our snack bin the
other day at home and so it.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
Was filmed, and your husband didn't do that yourself.
Speaker 5 (02:55):
No, No, these are the leftover snacks, like the ones
that even were Like nobody wants so a ton of
fortune cookies.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Wait, hold, you.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
Don't like fortune cookies.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
You You guys get a lot of Asian food, So
I understand that. But when you get there, see again,
I'm thinking of like a normal person because you only
get Asian food every once in a while. Yeah, and
you do get kind of excited open the fortunes. That's
the best part at the end.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
But if you get it like four times a week,
throw in like a handful of Fortune cookies, yeah, you're
gonna be left over with some a lot of crackers
from soup.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Does your daughter not like fortune cookies? Not really, that's crazy.
Speaker 5 (03:34):
It's to the point where none of us eat the
fortune cookies.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Don't you want to know what the fortune is? No,
you don't believe.
Speaker 5 (03:41):
It's well, because half the time it's not even a
fortune anymore. It's like a saying. It's like that, like
get out of here, you're you're not be.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
A champion today.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
A fortune?
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Thank you? Ogin so aspiring quote.
Speaker 5 (03:53):
Yeah, so fortune cookies, crackers from to go soup, saw.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
The saltine packs, he gets a lot of yep.
Speaker 5 (04:01):
And then the other thing that I brought in. I
mean I had enough of this stuff that it filled
a gallon zip lock bag, like little snacks from airplanes.
So there were some of those, like.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
You don't even fly very much, bish off.
Speaker 5 (04:13):
Cookies, little little pretzel bags.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
Why do you take those?
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Like if I get first of all, if they offered
him me and I don't want them, I just say no.
But if I do want them, and then I don't
eat them. If I don't eat him, I just throw
it away at the airport, or I leave it in
a little pamphlet thing.
Speaker 5 (04:30):
No, I put him in my purse, going, oh, this
will be a great snack in the hotel. And then
next thing you know, I'm back home and I'm like, oh,
these are still in my purse, so I'll put him
in the snack bin in our pantry.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
So they've been floating around in your purse. Yeah, and
then you could possibly bring that here.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Yeah, yeah, but you don't fly that much. No, No,
it's just how could him fill up a gallon bag
if you don't fly.
Speaker 5 (04:52):
I think I flew like three times this last year.
But I also get all three like one for me,
one for my husband, one for my daughter.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
And they don't want them et much.
Speaker 5 (05:00):
So anyway, so I assume this guy when because I'll
tell you, guys, it's been a hot commodity the last
couple of days.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Anything for We have an entire building full of Emily
anything free. They're gonna it's it's like insane.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
We're not so sure that Emily is not the one
taking them.
Speaker 5 (05:17):
You got enjoy again, Yeah, so you can enjoy one
with your coffee, Emily next time you're in there.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
Cookie person.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
I always open it, but I open it to get
the fortunes and you take like a nibble. But I'm like,
it's like dry, it's hard, it doesn't have.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
That much flavor. I'm good those saltines, though, I'll tell
you that. But I didn't.
Speaker 5 (05:41):
But you didn't do it, okay, But I didn't take
it okay, hot commodities. So no, that's not what that's not.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
That's not what I was in there for. Nor was
this other guy that was in there. He was staring.
He was in there to get something out of the
vending machine. And he's in there looking at the vetting machine.
And we we know each other, we're fine or whatever,
friends or whatever. And that's when.
Speaker 4 (05:59):
He's says out loud to me and he catches me
off guard. He goes, hey, you want to drink? And
I go, I want to drink? I go, what do
you mean? He goes, do you want to drink?
Speaker 1 (06:11):
I go?
Speaker 4 (06:11):
Oh? Is there like inventing machines?
Speaker 3 (06:14):
You know, sometimes when you're getting bag of doritos and
it doesn't come out all the way and maybe one's
hanging and maybe he wanted a drink for somewhere reason.
It was halfway hanging out, and he.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
Knew to I don't know. That doesn't terrible. Well, it's
a it's a weird thing to ask somebody.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
So that's the only thing I could gass is why
was he saying, do you want to drink?
Speaker 5 (06:32):
And that was like the machine broken and it was
just giving out free stuff.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Yes, he's like.
Speaker 5 (06:38):
To give it on the download. Those would be my
thoughts too.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
Yeah, but you know, it all happened so fast, so
I wasn't really clear what was going on. And then
he goes no, He goes no, no, no, I mean
I'll buy you a drink.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
Do you want a monster? I'm getting a monster? Would
you like one? Oh?
Speaker 5 (06:53):
That's weird, that's never happened.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
And so at first I'm thinking, no, I don't need
a monster.
Speaker 4 (06:59):
I don't drink monsters.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
I'm not a monster guy. I don't know how you
feel about this. I'm more of a Celsius red.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
Same with me. I do both of those. I do do.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Thank you for your break.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
I do do an afternoon pick me up.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
Believe I've talked about it before after my nap coffee.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
You shouldn't.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
You shouldn't so much anxiety.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Your brain racist really much.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
You don't need to remember it calms her down the opposite.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
When do you have your late afternoon picked me up
the wine.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Hour?
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Yeah no, no, no, no no, I pushed it back.
Speaker 4 (07:36):
I pushed it back. Yeah, like she said that.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
No, no, no, she's never done that.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
Not on the Rags guy, not on the K. So
I do my afternoon pick me up.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
So he's offering to buy you an energy So he's.
Speaker 4 (07:47):
Offering to buy me an energy drink, like.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Which is like, where we at a bar? Yeah, buy
you drink? Yeah, hey, that's weird.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
It's almost like, yeah, we're sitting at a bar restaurant
somewhere and he's going up to get a drink. And
obviously that's a normal thing to say, Hey can I
get you a drink? Right, that's normal.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
If I just don't understand the type of person that
is going to be at a vending machine and ask
somebody that they kind of know but not really do
you can I buy you something?
Speaker 4 (08:12):
What? Why? What's your angle?
Speaker 1 (08:16):
I've never heard of anything like that before ever.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
I would never do that for anybo we know you would.
I wouldn't be my friend from my own mother.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
What I wouldn't do?
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Like you get after I'm done?
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Oh, my god.
Speaker 5 (08:27):
No, I don't know if you know this guy well
enough to get the vibe. Did you get a vibe
like he's hitting on you? Or he would have made
the offer to like any of us if we were
standing there at the same time.
Speaker 4 (08:37):
No hitting vibe, hitting on me vibes. He doesn't give
me creep vibes.
Speaker 5 (08:42):
Guy, sales guy.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Be nice to offering you to buy you I'm buying
myself a drink. Do you want here?
Speaker 2 (08:48):
This guy's called everyone on our sales staff creepos.
Speaker 5 (08:52):
Sorry I didn't specifically are I just meant that vibe?
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Oh my god, she goes, Yeah, I was a sales guy.
Speaker 5 (09:00):
I mean, okay, okay, I think.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
A little bit honestly, a little creepy.
Speaker 4 (09:07):
Okay, that's him saying I'll buy you an energy drinking.
I can get something out of Okay, that's what you
heard from that. Wow, No creeper vibes from this guy.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
So that's another reason like why I'm kind of like,
that's so weird, right, But then this is all happening,
like I said, very fast, and so my wheels are turning,
and I'm thinking I don't usually drink. Monsters are not
actually my favorite but I usually have to go buy one.
Today I was probably gonna go buy one if forgot
one my son from school, a red Bull or a Celsius.
Speaker 4 (09:37):
Fuck it, he's offering well.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Hold on a minute, it wait you you clearly recognize
the situation is weird.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Yeah, it's weird.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
So immediately my first instinct is to say no, thank you,
supern no thank you, especially if you don't even like
what he is offering to buy you. But she said,
fuck it. Yeah, because you are such a mooch, know you.
Somebody offers you something for free, you're just gonna take.
You don't like the monsters do the trick.
Speaker 4 (10:06):
It's gonna kick some energy in me.
Speaker 5 (10:08):
Yeah, yeah, Well, and have heard you say before, like
you don't even like the way it tastes.
Speaker 4 (10:18):
It has a little funky taste, but something have a.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Little as I don't like. But when you're sitting there
and someone's gonna buy you a free one, you go,
That's what I said.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
So you said what to him?
Speaker 4 (10:29):
So I said, Okay, that's so nice of you.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Sure did you say that's awesome?
Speaker 1 (10:36):
You must have been like he made a mistake.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
He was too, he was too pumped about something he
must have been a good mood.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
He saw your sweater bak. Nobody cares.
Speaker 4 (10:47):
Excuse me.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
I think his fortune read by somebody a monster.
Speaker 5 (10:50):
To paying forward today?
Speaker 4 (10:52):
Could have they could have?
Speaker 1 (10:53):
And he said yes, So.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
I said yes, Why would put his card in buys
me buy himself?
Speaker 2 (11:01):
He just wasted like seven bucks on sweater vest over here?
Speaker 3 (11:04):
And we walked down the hallway together. We didn't hold
and walking with our energy drinks and his studios. One
way to the left, ours is to the right. And
so then there's did story.
Speaker 4 (11:15):
Bis again didn't open his.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
He opened his, and I didn't open mind yet, but
I was, you know, he doesn't know when I'm gonna
drink se throe' clock.
Speaker 4 (11:23):
Thank you for saying.
Speaker 5 (11:24):
I think he thought he was buying it for her,
for her to drink.
Speaker 4 (11:28):
That he doesn't know. Maybe I'm gonna drink it in
like ten minutes.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Okay, he doesn't, is he?
Speaker 4 (11:33):
You know? His other studio going order to drinks. She
couldn't even drink in front of him. We're supposed to
cheers each.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Other knowing, knowing.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
If I don't know knowing people in this building, he
probably wanted that.
Speaker 5 (11:43):
He probably wanted to if I wanted to.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Yeah, good point. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
So now I'm wondering, am I like when I if
I run into him in the break room. Let's say
I happen to be getting something out of the vending
machine at the same time that he walks in there.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Would you ever buy anything out of that?
Speaker 3 (11:58):
I buy some snacks, sometimes a granola bar, or once
in a while I'll buy celsius for later and save
it with save it later later. So what if that's happening,
do I then need to ask him if I can
get him something.
Speaker 4 (12:14):
To turn the favor.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
I would never.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
I mean, that's kind of how it works. That's kind
of dial No, why did you accept it? Then? If
you just don't accept it, I think that sort of
out works.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
This isn't a this isn't a Sky situation where she
does something nice, tell everybody about it, and then watch
you usually nice for her.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
This is this guy, probably do something nice and that's it.
You don't know anything.
Speaker 5 (12:33):
Really, If I go out to lunch with a friend
and they go, oh, this is on me next time
we go out to lunch, I'm one hundred percent going
to be like you treated last time I got this,
And so I feel this.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Is the same you have heard from both Thor and Emily.
They'll end the pay it forward line at.
Speaker 4 (12:50):
Starbucks, actually haven't.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Emily gets annoyed and goes, all right, thank you for
the drink.
Speaker 4 (12:56):
Well, somebody yet said, hey, sir, they paid for your
drink and fri to you. I'd go, oh great, and
then I just drive on.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
That's really horrible. Just I think you're missing the paid forward.
Speaker 4 (13:06):
No, you're just giving me clarity. That's I'm gonna handle
it from now on. Yes,