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Speaker 1 (00:00):
So there was some craziness that happened during the show. Today,
Thor has become a salesman. I don't understand why he's
been promoting this so much. It's like he made them.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
I don't understand, trying to help a friend in the company.
Maybe I don't know what this was crazy. Thor kept
talking and promoting these pretzel chips and trying to get
Sky to eat them.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Protein Pretzelska.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Heard me talk about or something over it. But anyway,
Sky finally tried them, and we'll see how it went.
We ain't done yet.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
Past yet, completely uncensored and unting filtered except for that part.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
The show's after show starts.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Now it's very well. The Sky's a snacker. Oh yeah,
she brings in little baggys full of bullshit almost every
single day. So she's got either some sort of form
of trail mix, some nuts or peda chips or pretzel
chips or it's all that kind of stuff.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Cracker.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
That's all very carb heavy.
Speaker 5 (01:20):
Yes, lots of carbs.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
And I don't know when this all started. This was
a couple of weeks ago. When Thor he he will
like notice something and then he'll snap yeah and that's
kind of what happened.
Speaker 5 (01:32):
He'll like fixate on it.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
He was watching you eat some snacks when yeah, and
Thor was like he had enough. Yeah, like why are
you eating that crap? I think you were complaining about something.
Speaker 5 (01:43):
It was coupled with I just found out what my
weight was, and I was surprised that I've been working
out so hard not to bills.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Okay, there's nothing.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Wrong with that. We're pushing it though, right, not nice,
you know, I would.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
I love thank you.
Speaker 6 (02:02):
I think it makes a better way, you said, Eddie.
Speaker 5 (02:05):
I believe the perfect weight for me personally my body
is about one thirty five. That's like my ideal weight
for me. I just clocked in at one fifty seven
and I work out three days a week for.
Speaker 6 (02:25):
See the hard eyebill.
Speaker 5 (02:28):
Okay, I work out hard and I was just that
like I like gained weight.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Yeah, here's the.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Problem with this guy. Your husband shut up comes to
working out. It doesn't work out. He's gonna tell you.
He's gonna tell you about.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Gaining weight and losing weight, working video about it. I
don't get it twisted.
Speaker 5 (02:48):
I mean, he believes he's an expert on everything, but
he likes me big, so he's gonna tell me like, no,
it looks good, it's just muscle. That means you're healthier,
blah blah, because because he wants me to be a
husky girl.
Speaker 6 (03:00):
Yes, well, it clearly is muscle. I mean you don't
look one hundred and fifty.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Clearly, thank you A lot.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Some of it is, obviously.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
I did the way check. I know what's going on.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
Sky works out three days a week. I think she
should pumped up the four to five.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
That's just my opinion. I mean, yeah, that's normal.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
So there was this discussion going on, and was trying
to get in there and he and he looked over
at your snack bag and goes, it's this ship that
you're eating.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
She only eats carbs, which is and it's empty carbs.
It's all chips, pretzels, fucking rice like it's and shade bagels.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
It's all carbs and sugar. That's so.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
So you work out three days a week and you
don't eating carbs and sugar, Yeah, you're not gonna lose
any weight.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
You're gonna get.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Muscle, but you're not gonna They say about the diet.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
You can't out run a bad fucking diet ouch. I know, man,
I've been stuck on one ninety nine for like the
last three months.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
It's yeah, I was at two seventeen one ninety nine.
I want to be one one ninety.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
I got these nine pounds, man, So I see her
in these fucking I know she likes to snack, I know,
but there's a healthy way to do it. Like I've
been eating like what do they call that, like Trader Joe's,
Like they're beef sticks, like one hundred calories, like eight
grams of protein.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Snap into a slim gym.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
They're not slim gyms. But so I tried that.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
Or I'll do or all, or I'll do like you know,
Greek yogurt you see me eat and stuff like that.
But my wife found the new thing too, because I like,
I like chips sometimes, but you can't eat chips obviously,
So my wife found this thing legendly. Yeah, my wife
found this thing called protein principles.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Wow. And you tried to tell Sky about them and said,
why don't you try these protein pretzels? Yes, And you said,
we'll bring me some.
Speaker 5 (04:54):
Yeah, I'm not a Costco member, he said, you get
him at Costco Sky, just get them. Next time you're
at Costco and I go, how many fucking years I
tell you I'm not a Costco member?
Speaker 3 (05:01):
You don't even snap me man, I didn't. I didn't.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
He only snaps into a slim jim. So so it says,
no problem, I got you. This was two weeks ago.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
It was two weeks ago.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Two weeks ago, it was like, okay, it was about weekend,
it was about going. No, that's not true, because it
wasn't until you went to Costco did we go. Hey, Sky,
I bought the pretzel chips. I got him. Okay, oh Ship,
I forgot to bring him in. Yeah, it was okay,
no problem. And then Thursday happened, Friday happened, Monday happened.
(05:41):
Still no press. Every day every day I forgot them.
Speaker 5 (05:47):
I can't. I'm going again about something you coun't.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Have and it's your fault. She wouldn't have to, but
it wasn't my fault. And so, uh, there was no
mention of said pretzels today. Kind of forgot uh. Bro
disappeared for about two seconds, came back in holding a
(06:13):
bag of these pretzel chips, and I went, where'd you go?
I go? Where did those appear from. Yeah, well, of
course he forgot them again again. Poor wife. The way
down we live gold we.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Have eight minutes from the station this exit.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
Anyway, so this morning, someone in my family didn't put
gas in my car and I had to stop in car. Yeah,
because she she's been driving the car. She's been driving
the car, and so I had to stop a gas.
(06:53):
And then when I was getting gas, I realized I
got get a protein chips. I didn't have enough time
to go back to the house because it's gonna be late.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
But you already the house forgot You want to go
back to the House's.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
Right, guess. So anyway, these protein preps.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
No, we're not we don't want to do that.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
And protein three grams of cars It was sixteen grass,
I was wrong. It's fifteen, really talking, it has six
of fiber in it.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
Scott, It's more five than Sky probably gets for a week.
Speaker 5 (07:24):
I do need the fire.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
You have no fiber in your dying disgusting.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
I've been having to listen about these fucking preds.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
I'm so sorry for over a week. I'm sorry that
I can on my friend.
Speaker 6 (07:33):
Yeah, I'm so glad I've I've missed a lot of this.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Haley had drivelling to school and exit from here and
brings in the said bretzel chips.
Speaker 5 (07:45):
Yeah, that's very what's going on environmentally friendly?
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Back there were they.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Were usable zip blocks.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
So I just watched that will Emily move, which is crazy.
So so Sky tried one. Yes, look on your face
was different.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
I didn't. It's a listen.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
They're called there everything protein pretzels depending it, and they're
they're not gonna taste like like you enjoy a pretzel
taste a little different.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Take a breath.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
I like that. Okay, sorry, I like okay with hummus or.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Something heard about the hummus thing. Oh yeah, he kept
saying that, ummas, I don't have any hummus. So Sky
takes a bite, got a weird look on her face.
I was like, oh, she doesn't like it. That's not
gonna's what I thought too, But then she said, no,
actually I think they're pretty good.
Speaker 5 (08:34):
Yeah. It's surprising because normally, like with a pretzel chip
or something like that, because I am very verse in
pretzels again, addicted to carbs, you just get this like
overwhelming salty, yummy. So I wasn't expecting this like punch
of like crazy flavors that we got because it's kind
of like an everything bagel seasoning, but very that was no,
(08:59):
so super punch it like I can't decide.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
At first, I thought.
Speaker 5 (09:02):
It was a regano, but it maybe like rosemary, so
it's something like an intense flavor that you don't find
on everything bagel. So it did surprise me. But then
as I chewed, I was like, no, I like this
because it.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Is guy like this, guy likes it.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
I like because it is.
Speaker 5 (09:19):
It is really salty. It gives that same crunch you
would get of a pretzel, crisp or whatever. So I
was all about it. I was a big fan.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
This is incredible. I was just locked in.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
We're recordings.
Speaker 4 (09:39):
Locked eighteen of those you could eat eighteen of those,
three grams of carbs.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
Fifteen years of protein and one gram of sugar. Eighteen
of those. This is going to change your fucking.
Speaker 4 (09:51):
Life, dude, because you love this ship I'm telling And.
Speaker 5 (09:56):
I just said, I know you didn't hear any of it,
but I just said, I loved too great.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
I appreciate.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Like, well you loved well.
Speaker 5 (10:07):
I love them for like an alternative Okay, you know
what I mean, that's what they are.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Something happened, my girl. I'm like prancing in here, and
four does the thing where you know, and now he
wants to convince the world everybody. I don't need. I
brought in the printel chips, and I know you didn't.
You didn't. Your wife had to have all the way
down here with these pretzel chips, and so you go,
(10:36):
do you want you want to trouble the prince chips?
Of course, Emily, She's never gonna turn anything down. And
so she did. She takes a bite, and what was
your review?
Speaker 6 (10:46):
Well, first, I had the strongest reaction because I didn't
see it coming. I was expecting everything seasoning. I got
some everything seasoning. But I got like fucking sucker punched
right in the face by some flavor of like the
strongest herby thing I'd ever tasted in my life.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
Oh my god, that wasn't That doesn't sound like an overreaction.
It wasn't.
Speaker 5 (11:08):
Now could you identify?
Speaker 3 (11:09):
Said her?
Speaker 5 (11:10):
Do you think it's an oregano?
Speaker 6 (11:12):
So I got that in my head the more I
sat on it, and I was inhaling it because it
was stuck on my breath. I was thinking maybe Rosemary
or time, oh time.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
Okay, Okay, I don't trust Emily.
Speaker 6 (11:25):
Why not because I've had her cook my meat loaf
and I realized.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
I've had Sky loves these kind of things.
Speaker 4 (11:35):
So if she didn't like this, I would get I'm
a big snacker too.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Yeah, but you love Jesus.
Speaker 4 (11:45):
You also made cookies and meat loaf for us that
were pretty atrocious. So but you know, I don't expect
them to be liked by everybody.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
I really don't. I get that, but I feel like
your overreaction was a little much.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
I didn't I wasn't prepared for that.
Speaker 4 (12:00):
Merci flavor, slow the Food Network, all the fun down.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
You know who actually needs to slow down? It's why
why did you slow down? Brought these pretzel chips in
for Sky? Yeah, and then so.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
I forget. I've had like too and like.
Speaker 5 (12:26):
So it's really wild when somebody brings you some.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
Reusable bag, I don't want you to take it home.
I thought you were gonna eat them all.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Oh.
Speaker 5 (12:33):
I thought I was going to bring it home, rinse
it out, and bring it back to you, Like somebody
brings you something in tupoway. Eat these all in one sitting.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
Are you trying to make you? Usually? Do you eat
all these?
Speaker 3 (12:48):
She just crushed a whole fucking cup of trail.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
Mix in one. I didn't three, I didn't I ate
the Minex.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
Any sweetheart Gray, So I I thought.
Speaker 5 (12:59):
That these were for me, And then guy keeps coming
over l I.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
Guess I'm multiple times.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
In the back.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
That's all you can have? Yeah? Eight three grams? I
can't figure it.
Speaker 6 (13:11):
I had.
Speaker 5 (13:12):
It's like I give you a shirt for Christmas and
I come over to your house and I want to
wear it.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
You know, I have a bag. So I got Thor
and Sky over here saying good. Yeah. I got Emily
over here saying gross. I haven't tried it yet.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
Eddie's not gonna like it.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
How dare you you? You're not You're not in my mouth?
Wait Eddie, wait a minute. I don't wait. I feel
like I don't.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
Think I'm okay? But why I'm okay?
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Why? Why are you paying?
Speaker 3 (13:46):
Because you don't because you don't like?
Speaker 6 (13:48):
What?
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Don't I like?
Speaker 3 (13:49):
You?
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Tell me what I know?
Speaker 3 (13:50):
Healthy things like how do you know? Because when I
watch The Trader Joe's thing.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
You spit It was awful, just like things that taste good.
He doesn't like like knockoffs of things exactly. So what
is this a knockoff of pretzel chip? So this is
not like a real pretzel.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
No, no, it's a pretzel, but it just it's just
made with protein.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Smelled it.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
It's made with like protein.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
And what do you smell?
Speaker 6 (14:11):
What do you no?
Speaker 5 (14:12):
Sugarsive aggressive aggressive verbs?
Speaker 3 (14:15):
Okay, Emily, you're coughing.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Although it sort of smells like what you just mentioned.
What's that guardinos whatever, guardattos? It kind of smells like
That're not overwhelmed.
Speaker 5 (14:27):
It's not a sucker punch.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
I would love the sucker punch.
Speaker 5 (14:34):
Your protein pretzel.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
It looks like everything bagel type thing right right right.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
It's got a solid crunch, which I really it really does.
Speaker 4 (14:40):
Yeah, textures, texture, Oh please shut up, bicycle shorts.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
Here we go.
Speaker 5 (14:49):
Oh I'm so excited.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Here we go.
Speaker 5 (14:50):
Yep, yeah, yeah, yeah, what a crunch?
Speaker 3 (14:54):
Right, It takes a second. It's gonna hit him in
a second. It's gonna hit him.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
It's gonna be like, suck a bunch.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
I knew he wasn't gonna like it. I knew he
wasn't gonna like salt like, you don't need to gag.
Very salty.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
I'm not gonna lie, but I like it.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
Holy I like it too, obagbag.
Speaker 5 (15:20):
First of all, you need a sip of water before
you move on. Yeah, okay, just get nice, little silly,
you know,