August 28, 2024 • 16 mins
On today's P1 Podcast, Eddie gives us an update on his shoe situation he told us about during the show on Mondya. Things have gotten better... but also worse
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Guys, I'm having some real shoe issues here. Oh my god. Well,
I mentioned on Monday that I went to the Padres
game over the weekend and I had to walk from
parking on Market to Petco, which is like three blocks.
I had just bought new shoes and so I hadn't
tested them out yet, and so when I was walking,
(00:21):
the backs of them were rubbing on my heels so
much so that it started bleeding. And next thing I know,
I look down at my brand new shoes. It looks
like a murder scene. Wow, I'm tracing through blood everywhere,
blood everywhere. And so luckily took care of that situation.
But it's not over yet. The drama with the shoes continued.
(00:42):
We ain't done yet. It's time for the past.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Over yet, completely uncensored and uning filtered except for that
part the shows after show starts now.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
So luckily my shoes were saved. Well luckily though I
don't know. Yeah, there was you saw them. They were
stained with blood.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Like you showed us after, and I had no idea
it was that much blood, Like I thought maybe you
had like a little like drop or two.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
The whole back it was like was was red.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
It was like there was running around and so uh yeah,
I was like this is a lost cause yeah I was.
I had a lot of different thoughts of like, all right, well,
I guess this will be my new play shoes and
store calls them.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Oh I never would have Yeah, I mean that's just
such a crazy thing to do. I never would have
woren new shoes to a Padres. Why not because it's
risky because you drop a hot dog like a beer
or you know something, a taco, something drops on your
new shoes. I wear play shoes, play comfortable shoes to
pop events like the Padres game.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
This guy, this guy's wearing new shoes on hikes.
Speaker 5 (01:58):
Yeeah job.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
I was going And I think Emily will have my back.
That chicks definitely know that you do not wear new
shoes for a first time at like anywhere You're gonna
have to walk a substantial amount, yes, Like like you don't.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Never had a pair of new shoes in your life.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
I have.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
I have. It's been it's been. Your timeless shoes are
seriously like thirty years ago.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Okay, can you stop, it's been a minute, But I've
I've been there.
Speaker 6 (02:23):
If you're locked into a place where you know you're
going for hours and there's lots of walking. Like you said,
you go out to dinner, wear a pair of new shoes,
you go down the street.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Just real quick, Audrey, I'm not thor I don't have
problems buying shoes getting shoes. They're pretty much the same
every time. I'm a Nike man, I sort of stay
in the same color range. I'm a Dad, I got
dad shoes. Okay, they're not that big of a deal.
And so I don't even go anymore to the foot lockers,
(02:51):
to the you know, different shoe places to get shoes, Payless,
a payless guy, Browns, and I don't think, okay, now
I'm just Amazon guy. I know, I know my shoe size. Yeah,
I've never once had an issue buying a pair of
shoes online, said it, And I've probably bought I don't know,
last maybe ten pairs of shoes.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Rubbing issue, a sock issue, then so I said new socks.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Until now I've this is the first time I've had
an issue with my shoe. It's not a sizing issue.
Size is perfect. I don't have to do the push
down on my big toe like floor does I walk
around child.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
I'll walk around and see us on the YouTube video here,
I'll walk around.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Then I do this little wait, what does that do?
What is that going to do? Are you to?
Speaker 2 (03:39):
I just want to make sure that they're comfortable. I
got to hop a little bit, maybe get.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
A squat in a squat there.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Well you're never going to work out in them.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
And then well sometimes yeah that's true, but that's what
and that's what I do. And then I then I
go on the heels a little bit and then make
sure my toe got room from my feet.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Don't you wear the same side shoe? Yes, they're all
the same.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
Brands.
Speaker 6 (04:01):
Different brands are different.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Again, I'm a Nike man. I don't waver.
Speaker 6 (04:05):
My van size is different than my Nike size is
different than my Converse. It's not at eight and a
half and a half.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
That's a very common woman.
Speaker 6 (04:14):
I don't have white feet, actually very skinny feet. No, sorry,
they only look big because I have skinny ankles.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
We've gone through this.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
You always claim that it's true. Okay, very long advice.
Maybe it's the long toes long both.
Speaker 6 (04:30):
Okay, they're only an eight and a half.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Okay, crazy appendages, man, it's just wild.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
Your son has them too. His arms are really long,
the hanged like his knees.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
He should be a swimmer for him.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Yeah, so some shoes are differently. Converses run a little
small on me or big on me. So nikes are
my size. But I have one foot bigger than the other.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
No, you don't, that's not my God, why would I
make that.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
You're weird.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
It's like my.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Left foot is like a quarter of an inch bigger
than my right foot.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Is it making up for that weird ball situation?
Speaker 4 (05:13):
And also my left balls significantly bigger than people see.
It happens significantly, but one like yeah, I mean it's
like elephant titus. No it's not. I've had it's swollen,
but not like that.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Well I don't have it anyway.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
What are we talking about?
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Is my shoes never never been a problem, Always been
no ball issue, perfect, no balls issues that I know.
Usually down there checking the way you are you got
to check.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Oh okay, thing seems like you're fondling, but okay, you
gotta checks.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Guy, Okay, do you ever check your breast? Yeah? I
didn't know. You guys do ball exams?
Speaker 4 (05:45):
Do breast exams?
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Do you really testicular? Cancer. I've never heard of that.
Told me that you're so sexist? Now, thank you.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Yeah. I just thought guys like to play with their balls,
Well we do.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
I stuck.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
Girls like to play with their breasts.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Do you think that? What are you pinching? Okay? Uh
So never had never had an issue my shoes before.
I didn't think I was gonna have an issue this time.
And it was sort of I felt like a new
first day of school. You know that I rock my
shoes to the padre. I'm skipping around and you know,
(06:22):
I'm a pretty big deal. People see me. Hey, we're
like first of all, when you see me out about,
what's the first thing anybody always says to me? Damn,
those calves are amazing. Well, so you're looking in this
general direction at my legs. Gotta have good shoes on. Wow.
So that all these thoughts were in my head, I
(06:43):
got a rock nice footwear because just as a natural,
your eyes are gonna tend to go down to my calves. Yes,
this is the way it is. It's my life. It's
my life.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
It's like a check with big t's Like, you're gonna
wear a nice talk.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
People are gonna look your wearing you have like the
Sydney Sweeney of cats.
Speaker 5 (07:02):
You have to look you have to look at both
pretty crazy, great means beyond what I.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Yeah, I did have a guy in the hallway the
other day stopped me dead in his tracks and gosh,
those cows are incredible. And I said, dude, eyes up here.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
Did you take it to hr?
Speaker 1 (07:24):
I should have it? So I'm just used to it. Yeah,
So I was excited to rock my new shoes. You know,
when people look at the things, they be like, oh,
look at little shoes. And then I realized I fucked
up when I was starting to walk because that was
the first time I had wore them ever, and realized
the back, for some reason, the back of this shoe
(07:45):
is rubbing against my heel.
Speaker 4 (07:47):
When I had nightmare.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Wrong socks, I had no show socks on, so that
was that was great. But I also thought, oh, maybe
I'll get a little ankle tan. That'd be fun.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
We got a farmer's tan.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Go there, not farmers tan. It's more of a golfers
tan because when you golf, you know, and yeah, you.
Speaker 6 (08:03):
Guys yeah usually wear I mean you you wear lowlow
socks anyway, but so you were you switch to the
complete note show.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
Wow, that's a risk because they slide a lot.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
My my my feet don't sweat like yours. It's true.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
My fucking no show is sweat like I mean, slide
like crazy. It's a nightmare. Problem, problem, fucking sucks. I
got a wedding to go to a couple of weeks.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
I don't know what I want to do. Just put
on normal socks.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
I can't because the shoes I have are for no shows.
Speaker 5 (08:35):
But you put your loafers.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
I see those guys on the Bachelor shows and I
was like, what douche finch, don't be that guy.
Speaker 4 (08:50):
Yeah, I don't roll up my penalty that don't roll
off my pants.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
I don't roll off my socks.
Speaker 4 (08:57):
I don't roll up my pants.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Are you trying to impress the bachelorette? You're going home?
So anyway, you know, I go look down. I'm bleeding everywhere,
and I still I'm at the game, so luckily I'm
in my seat. I'm good. But then I realized I
gotta walk all the way back to my car. And
as I'm walking back, stinging, stinging, And then by the
(09:23):
time I got home, I looked down and my shoes
were nasty.
Speaker 6 (09:26):
That's a disaster.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
No band as at the Peckle Park.
Speaker 6 (09:30):
I don't know if your wife carries bandits. I have
sometimes the band is in my purse.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
I have gotten a medical kid in the first day
at FY.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
For next time I'm gonna go to the first.
Speaker 4 (09:42):
I've gotten a banded.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
I would have been on the other other side of
all right there before.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Yeah, I think it was for my son cut himself
the he doing he was trying to take apart one
of the seats.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
He ran out. He jumped the fence to show man
he had to actually field their base. When he was
jumping back, he cut his fingers.
Speaker 6 (10:03):
Exactly what happened.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
So by the time I get home, shoes are a disaster.
I made a little bit of a mistake and just
got a wet paper towel, tried to clean off where
it was, and then when you guys saw it, that
was the after effect of me spreading the blood over
the shoes. When you saw the shoes, I thought were
(10:28):
going to be a lost cause. When you guys saw it,
I mean bad.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
I would have immediately returned them, I know, and I
would have said.
Speaker 4 (10:34):
They would have said they would have said, why are
you turning this? And I would have wrote, you know,
product came defected.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
I mean, what what are they gonna do it?
Speaker 4 (10:41):
Let's return anything, but you can return.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
I think Amazon and Nike are going to be all
right returning, but I don't.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
I wouldn't feel right about it.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
But can you believe he starts spreading it with a
paper towel.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Tried, that's as you tell me all the time, that's
how you got I would go.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
I would go, this is I'm a little out of
the box. I know, Emily, isn't that does this? I
go a little bit of dish soap and then wet
paper towel and I dab and I dam, and I
dab and I dam and then and then when I
wash it, I put in a separate thing because I
know I need to hit that with some shout before.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
I throw it in the water.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
You're a shouting man.
Speaker 4 (11:28):
Or oxy clean.
Speaker 5 (11:29):
Okay, Well I didn't do any of that.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
It was It was bad. And so when I talked
about this on Monday, Lovely p One hit me up said, dude,
don't return the shoes like that crazy guy. Thorpe said,
all you gotta do is use hydrogen peroxide. Simple hydrogen
peroxide will take it out.
Speaker 4 (11:51):
What murderer told you how to get out.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
And it did make me a little nervous down. Okay,
wait a minute, doesn't always work.
Speaker 4 (12:01):
She didn't really try to pick up the scene.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Okay. I used the hydrogen pros out of the cut
on my finger that I got when I smurshed the
glass when I front off the news.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
Oh god, clean the cut lots of because you were.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
So, I said, well, you know, I mean, what's gonna
hurt as we'll try. Gave it a shot, speaking span stopid.
Blood came right out, dried up, looks bright, new new
look perfect. Oh thank god, that's what got another situation here.
What I have basically a fifty to fifty mix of
(12:42):
the lower no show socks and then a little bit
higher coverage ankle sock. Got it. I have like a
fifty to fifty split, no rhyme or reason why. It's
what I bought. That's what I have, That's what I roll,
and that there's not like a day. I just go
back and forth, back and forth.
Speaker 4 (12:59):
Really crazy.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
You know what I'm saying this.
Speaker 4 (13:04):
I mean I have different socks too, but I don't
just go back and forth.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
I just don't. I just don't care. Reason why, I
don't even think about what you guys are laying out
outfits the night before. I go, whatever's next in the line,
But I just don't care. Wow, no thought process. Really,
sorry guys. And so that's how my sock situation is.
And so I went, well ship, Basically, if I'm going
to continue wearing these shoes, I got to get rid
(13:29):
of the no shows because it's going to continue to
basically it's going to eventually cut my entire foot off.
It's just going to no all the way to the boat, yes,
which is nobody needs that. And so I said, all right,
quickly once again, go on Amazon and I'm gonna buy
purchased some brand new socks and this will this will
(13:50):
take care of.
Speaker 4 (13:51):
The risky game shops for three months.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
I heard about that risk You want to hear what
really is crazy. The first pair of men's socks that
popped up is the ones I bought. I didn't check
a review. I didn't check anything. I said, oh, that
looks like an okay price.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
No review, no stars, didn't look at anything.
Speaker 4 (14:13):
I almost past that this is it.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
They look like they're about the right size, purchase, they'll
be here by tuesday. Done. Wow. I don't even know
the brand, and I believe it was one of the
ones that's like sponsored. Oh god, yeah, down down one page.
(14:37):
I just was like, all right, done. I mean not
well because the said socks arrive on, which was nice. Great.
I go to put them on. They look good, they
feel like they're going to get the good coverage and
stuff like that. But these shoes, I don't know if
they're going to work out, guys, because now I have
(15:01):
two open wounds on the heels, and it's not like
the just because I have coverage, it's it's stopping him
from actually directly touching. But it's not stopping the brook.
Speaker 4 (15:14):
When I get it.
Speaker 6 (15:14):
When I get an open wound from wearing heels or
something right on the back or my ankle and stuff
rarely happens, rarely heels. But I won't wear those shoes
again for a very long time. My flip flops or whatever.
And then my wing.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
What am I going to do? What's my what's my answer?
I know here's the answer. Return them. No I can't
do it.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Well, then you're gonna have to give them to somebody else, man,
because you're fucked.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
No, I feel like there's a better option here because
now every time I'm starting to walk. First of all,
now my brand new socks have blood on them.
Speaker 4 (15:48):
What a waste of money?
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Can I return these socks down?
Speaker 4 (15:56):
I don't see why not.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
I'm just returning everything, Yes, spo
Guys, I'm having some real shoe issues here. Oh my god. Well,
I mentioned on Monday that I went to the Padres
game over the weekend and I had to walk from
parking on Market to Petco, which is like three blocks.
I had just bought new shoes and so I hadn't
tested them out yet, and so when I was walking,
(00:21):
the backs of them were rubbing on my heels so
much so that it started bleeding. And next thing I know,
I look down at my brand new shoes. It looks
like a murder scene. Wow, I'm tracing through blood everywhere,
blood everywhere. And so luckily took care of that situation.
But it's not over yet. The drama with the shoes continued.
(00:42):
We ain't done yet. It's time for the past.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Over yet, completely uncensored and uning filtered except for that
part the shows after show starts now.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
So luckily my shoes were saved. Well luckily though I
don't know. Yeah, there was you saw them. They were
stained with blood.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Like you showed us after, and I had no idea
it was that much blood, Like I thought maybe you
had like a little like drop or two.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
The whole back it was like was was red.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
It was like there was running around and so uh yeah,
I was like this is a lost cause yeah I was.
I had a lot of different thoughts of like, all right, well,
I guess this will be my new play shoes and
store calls them.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Oh I never would have Yeah, I mean that's just
such a crazy thing to do. I never would have
woren new shoes to a Padres. Why not because it's
risky because you drop a hot dog like a beer
or you know something, a taco, something drops on your
new shoes. I wear play shoes, play comfortable shoes to
pop events like the Padres game.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
This guy, this guy's wearing new shoes on hikes.
Speaker 5 (01:58):
Yeeah job.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
I was going And I think Emily will have my back.
That chicks definitely know that you do not wear new
shoes for a first time at like anywhere You're gonna
have to walk a substantial amount, yes, Like like you don't.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Never had a pair of new shoes in your life.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
I have.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
I have. It's been it's been. Your timeless shoes are
seriously like thirty years ago.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Okay, can you stop, it's been a minute, But I've
I've been there.
Speaker 6 (02:23):
If you're locked into a place where you know you're
going for hours and there's lots of walking. Like you said,
you go out to dinner, wear a pair of new shoes,
you go down the street.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Just real quick, Audrey, I'm not thor I don't have
problems buying shoes getting shoes. They're pretty much the same
every time. I'm a Nike man, I sort of stay
in the same color range. I'm a Dad, I got
dad shoes. Okay, they're not that big of a deal.
And so I don't even go anymore to the foot lockers,
(02:51):
to the you know, different shoe places to get shoes, Payless,
a payless guy, Browns, and I don't think, okay, now
I'm just Amazon guy. I know, I know my shoe size. Yeah,
I've never once had an issue buying a pair of
shoes online, said it, And I've probably bought I don't know,
last maybe ten pairs of shoes.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Rubbing issue, a sock issue, then so I said new socks.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Until now I've this is the first time I've had
an issue with my shoe. It's not a sizing issue.
Size is perfect. I don't have to do the push
down on my big toe like floor does I walk
around child.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
I'll walk around and see us on the YouTube video here,
I'll walk around.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Then I do this little wait, what does that do?
What is that going to do? Are you to?
Speaker 2 (03:39):
I just want to make sure that they're comfortable. I
got to hop a little bit, maybe get.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
A squat in a squat there.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Well you're never going to work out in them.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
And then well sometimes yeah that's true, but that's what
and that's what I do. And then I then I
go on the heels a little bit and then make
sure my toe got room from my feet.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Don't you wear the same side shoe? Yes, they're all
the same.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
Brands.
Speaker 6 (04:01):
Different brands are different.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Again, I'm a Nike man. I don't waver.
Speaker 6 (04:05):
My van size is different than my Nike size is
different than my Converse. It's not at eight and a
half and a half.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
That's a very common woman.
Speaker 6 (04:14):
I don't have white feet, actually very skinny feet. No, sorry,
they only look big because I have skinny ankles.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
We've gone through this.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
You always claim that it's true. Okay, very long advice.
Maybe it's the long toes long both.
Speaker 6 (04:30):
Okay, they're only an eight and a half.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Okay, crazy appendages, man, it's just wild.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
Your son has them too. His arms are really long,
the hanged like his knees.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
He should be a swimmer for him.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Yeah, so some shoes are differently. Converses run a little
small on me or big on me. So nikes are
my size. But I have one foot bigger than the other.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
No, you don't, that's not my God, why would I
make that.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
You're weird.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
It's like my.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Left foot is like a quarter of an inch bigger
than my right foot.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Is it making up for that weird ball situation?
Speaker 4 (05:13):
And also my left balls significantly bigger than people see.
It happens significantly, but one like yeah, I mean it's
like elephant titus. No it's not. I've had it's swollen,
but not like that.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Well I don't have it anyway.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
What are we talking about?
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Is my shoes never never been a problem, Always been
no ball issue, perfect, no balls issues that I know.
Usually down there checking the way you are you got
to check.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Oh okay, thing seems like you're fondling, but okay, you
gotta checks.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Guy, Okay, do you ever check your breast? Yeah? I
didn't know. You guys do ball exams?
Speaker 4 (05:45):
Do breast exams?
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Do you really testicular? Cancer. I've never heard of that.
Told me that you're so sexist? Now, thank you.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Yeah. I just thought guys like to play with their balls,
Well we do.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
I stuck.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
Girls like to play with their breasts.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Do you think that? What are you pinching? Okay? Uh
So never had never had an issue my shoes before.
I didn't think I was gonna have an issue this time.
And it was sort of I felt like a new
first day of school. You know that I rock my
shoes to the padre. I'm skipping around and you know,
(06:22):
I'm a pretty big deal. People see me. Hey, we're
like first of all, when you see me out about,
what's the first thing anybody always says to me? Damn,
those calves are amazing. Well, so you're looking in this
general direction at my legs. Gotta have good shoes on. Wow.
So that all these thoughts were in my head, I
(06:43):
got a rock nice footwear because just as a natural,
your eyes are gonna tend to go down to my calves. Yes,
this is the way it is. It's my life. It's
my life.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
It's like a check with big t's Like, you're gonna
wear a nice talk.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
People are gonna look your wearing you have like the
Sydney Sweeney of cats.
Speaker 5 (07:02):
You have to look you have to look at both
pretty crazy, great means beyond what I.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Yeah, I did have a guy in the hallway the
other day stopped me dead in his tracks and gosh,
those cows are incredible. And I said, dude, eyes up here.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
Did you take it to hr?
Speaker 1 (07:24):
I should have it? So I'm just used to it. Yeah,
So I was excited to rock my new shoes. You know,
when people look at the things, they be like, oh,
look at little shoes. And then I realized I fucked
up when I was starting to walk because that was
the first time I had wore them ever, and realized
the back, for some reason, the back of this shoe
(07:45):
is rubbing against my heel.
Speaker 4 (07:47):
When I had nightmare.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Wrong socks, I had no show socks on, so that
was that was great. But I also thought, oh, maybe
I'll get a little ankle tan. That'd be fun.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
We got a farmer's tan.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Go there, not farmers tan. It's more of a golfers
tan because when you golf, you know, and yeah, you.
Speaker 6 (08:03):
Guys yeah usually wear I mean you you wear lowlow
socks anyway, but so you were you switch to the
complete note show.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
Wow, that's a risk because they slide a lot.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
My my my feet don't sweat like yours. It's true.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
My fucking no show is sweat like I mean, slide
like crazy. It's a nightmare. Problem, problem, fucking sucks. I
got a wedding to go to a couple of weeks.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
I don't know what I want to do. Just put
on normal socks.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
I can't because the shoes I have are for no shows.
Speaker 5 (08:35):
But you put your loafers.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
I see those guys on the Bachelor shows and I
was like, what douche finch, don't be that guy.
Speaker 4 (08:50):
Yeah, I don't roll up my penalty that don't roll
off my pants.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
I don't roll off my socks.
Speaker 4 (08:57):
I don't roll up my pants.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Are you trying to impress the bachelorette? You're going home?
So anyway, you know, I go look down. I'm bleeding everywhere,
and I still I'm at the game, so luckily I'm
in my seat. I'm good. But then I realized I
gotta walk all the way back to my car. And
as I'm walking back, stinging, stinging, And then by the
(09:23):
time I got home, I looked down and my shoes
were nasty.
Speaker 6 (09:26):
That's a disaster.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
No band as at the Peckle Park.
Speaker 6 (09:30):
I don't know if your wife carries bandits. I have
sometimes the band is in my purse.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
I have gotten a medical kid in the first day
at FY.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
For next time I'm gonna go to the first.
Speaker 4 (09:42):
I've gotten a banded.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
I would have been on the other other side of
all right there before.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Yeah, I think it was for my son cut himself
the he doing he was trying to take apart one
of the seats.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
He ran out. He jumped the fence to show man
he had to actually field their base. When he was
jumping back, he cut his fingers.
Speaker 6 (10:03):
Exactly what happened.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
So by the time I get home, shoes are a disaster.
I made a little bit of a mistake and just
got a wet paper towel, tried to clean off where
it was, and then when you guys saw it, that
was the after effect of me spreading the blood over
the shoes. When you saw the shoes, I thought were
(10:28):
going to be a lost cause. When you guys saw it,
I mean bad.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
I would have immediately returned them, I know, and I
would have said.
Speaker 4 (10:34):
They would have said they would have said, why are
you turning this? And I would have wrote, you know,
product came defected.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
I mean, what what are they gonna do it?
Speaker 4 (10:41):
Let's return anything, but you can return.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
I think Amazon and Nike are going to be all
right returning, but I don't.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
I wouldn't feel right about it.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
But can you believe he starts spreading it with a
paper towel.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Tried, that's as you tell me all the time, that's
how you got I would go.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
I would go, this is I'm a little out of
the box. I know, Emily, isn't that does this? I
go a little bit of dish soap and then wet
paper towel and I dab and I dam, and I
dab and I dam and then and then when I
wash it, I put in a separate thing because I
know I need to hit that with some shout before.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
I throw it in the water.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
You're a shouting man.
Speaker 4 (11:28):
Or oxy clean.
Speaker 5 (11:29):
Okay, Well I didn't do any of that.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
It was It was bad. And so when I talked
about this on Monday, Lovely p One hit me up said, dude,
don't return the shoes like that crazy guy. Thorpe said,
all you gotta do is use hydrogen peroxide. Simple hydrogen
peroxide will take it out.
Speaker 4 (11:51):
What murderer told you how to get out.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
And it did make me a little nervous down. Okay,
wait a minute, doesn't always work.
Speaker 4 (12:01):
She didn't really try to pick up the scene.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Okay. I used the hydrogen pros out of the cut
on my finger that I got when I smurshed the
glass when I front off the news.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
Oh god, clean the cut lots of because you were.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
So, I said, well, you know, I mean, what's gonna
hurt as we'll try. Gave it a shot, speaking span stopid.
Blood came right out, dried up, looks bright, new new
look perfect. Oh thank god, that's what got another situation here.
What I have basically a fifty to fifty mix of
(12:42):
the lower no show socks and then a little bit
higher coverage ankle sock. Got it. I have like a
fifty to fifty split, no rhyme or reason why. It's
what I bought. That's what I have, That's what I roll,
and that there's not like a day. I just go
back and forth, back and forth.
Speaker 4 (12:59):
Really crazy.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
You know what I'm saying this.
Speaker 4 (13:04):
I mean I have different socks too, but I don't
just go back and forth.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
I just don't. I just don't care. Reason why, I
don't even think about what you guys are laying out
outfits the night before. I go, whatever's next in the line,
But I just don't care. Wow, no thought process. Really,
sorry guys. And so that's how my sock situation is.
And so I went, well ship, Basically, if I'm going
to continue wearing these shoes, I got to get rid
(13:29):
of the no shows because it's going to continue to
basically it's going to eventually cut my entire foot off.
It's just going to no all the way to the boat, yes,
which is nobody needs that. And so I said, all right,
quickly once again, go on Amazon and I'm gonna buy
purchased some brand new socks and this will this will
(13:50):
take care of.
Speaker 4 (13:51):
The risky game shops for three months.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
I heard about that risk You want to hear what
really is crazy. The first pair of men's socks that
popped up is the ones I bought. I didn't check
a review. I didn't check anything. I said, oh, that
looks like an okay price.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
No review, no stars, didn't look at anything.
Speaker 4 (14:13):
I almost past that this is it.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
They look like they're about the right size, purchase, they'll
be here by tuesday. Done. Wow. I don't even know
the brand, and I believe it was one of the
ones that's like sponsored. Oh god, yeah, down down one page.
(14:37):
I just was like, all right, done. I mean not
well because the said socks arrive on, which was nice. Great.
I go to put them on. They look good, they
feel like they're going to get the good coverage and
stuff like that. But these shoes, I don't know if
they're going to work out, guys, because now I have
(15:01):
two open wounds on the heels, and it's not like
the just because I have coverage, it's it's stopping him
from actually directly touching. But it's not stopping the brook.
Speaker 4 (15:14):
When I get it.
Speaker 6 (15:14):
When I get an open wound from wearing heels or
something right on the back or my ankle and stuff
rarely happens, rarely heels. But I won't wear those shoes
again for a very long time. My flip flops or whatever.
And then my wing.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
What am I going to do? What's my what's my answer?
I know here's the answer. Return them. No I can't
do it.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Well, then you're gonna have to give them to somebody else, man,
because you're fucked.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
No, I feel like there's a better option here because
now every time I'm starting to walk. First of all,
now my brand new socks have blood on them.
Speaker 4 (15:48):
What a waste of money?
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Can I return these socks down?
Speaker 4 (15:56):
I don't see why not.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
I'm just returning everything, Yes, spo
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