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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Why hits up? Bad day?
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Alright, Edie, the cast.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
For Dancing with the Stars has been released. I have
not looked at it. No, I heard the one guy,
the the nerdy gymnast guy horse dude, not just horse horses.
So we're about to reveal who the cast will be,
and I'll make my pick.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Wow, we ain't done yet.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
It's time for the podcast, completely uncensored and unacting filtered
except for that part.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
The show's after show starts. Now we'll take it home.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
The mirror ball this guy.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
Now, this is the second season without land right, why why?
Speaker 5 (01:03):
I was just asking a question.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
God, did you see? I'm excited.
Speaker 6 (01:12):
Up?
Speaker 2 (01:12):
And now bring your way.
Speaker 5 (01:15):
Eddie's so fucked up. You didn't know him personally.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
He's one of the guys that I think about every day.
You motherfucker.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Thank you, Eddie.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Come on, you can't do this right now? Okay, I
gotta think I keep this.
Speaker 5 (01:28):
They named they named the trophy after him.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Yes, of course, len Goodman Trump, Oh rightfully?
Speaker 4 (01:34):
So will you think about him multiple times today because
of the announcement coming out?
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Yeah, there will be no messing about in my life.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
No, No, we're getting right to it.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
We're getting right to it smart. I believe this is
becoming a tradition where this is on the P one
podcast now last year because I couldn't handle it on
the regular show because I got too excited.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
And we found out about this at what six thirty
this morning? Yeah, so I've wanted to look all morning
just so I can get Eddie's reaction. This has been
a brutal four hours. Yeah, because this isn't a bit.
He takes it very serious, dead seriously.
Speaker 6 (02:13):
And he makes sure that I know the celebrity and
their professional the.
Speaker 5 (02:18):
Partners better than Nicky Garcia and arm It.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Could be.
Speaker 5 (02:30):
Got some issues unfortunate.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Yeah, that's not working. Let's do this.
Speaker 5 (02:38):
I have a feeling this cast isn't going to be good.
I have no idea.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
What I'm going to take a ship on your face.
You don't stop doing.
Speaker 5 (02:49):
I have no idea. I have not looked you. I
have not I have not looked.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
First you come out the gate with the Len comment.
Speaker 5 (02:56):
I just put wondering it's gonna.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Suck a real cock sucker.
Speaker 5 (03:00):
Your there, Carne's there, Derek Derek, and it's just the
three of them.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
And we'll have guest judges. Yeah, Will we have Alfonso
and Julianne Huff because thank god, why don't.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
They just bring back Burger on I don't know, don't Okay,
why are you doing that?
Speaker 6 (03:19):
You know.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
That was tougher.
Speaker 5 (03:23):
You know she knows the show. Jesse Palmer. No, you
don't think you want Jesse Palmer.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
Palmer is fucking phenomenal what he does college football and
The Bachelor is incredible.
Speaker 6 (03:36):
Okay, so we've already talked about paul ohorse Guy, Olympic
Paul O horse Guy, Stephen Droski or whatever is.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
His partner Riley Arnold.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Okay, that's Lindsay Arnold's little sister.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
I don't know. You don't know, Lindy, you don't, I
don't know.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
But she took some time off to become a mom.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
Do you know how much did they make?
Speaker 6 (04:02):
You know what?
Speaker 1 (04:03):
They make more the longer they stay on the show,
so they actually try to win because they get more,
they get paid more.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
That's probably why they get mad when the when they
get partner like that dude from I've never that dude
from Microsoft.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Terrible Okay, rhythm r Okay.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
So Riley, she's cutie, She's a real cutie. This is
a good pairing.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
I like it, Okay.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
I almost think it's unfair though, because you know, there
are some pros out there that I feel I want
to win more than I've never won before. You know
what I'm talking about Emma, I feel like she should
be she should be partnered with a really good person
so that she can finally get off the schneid. Riley's
have only had one season under her belt. She's already
got a really good partner.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Oh, you think this guy has a chance.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
He's an athlete. Athletes do really well, especially gymnasts like
they tend to do really well in the show. So
he he When I heard that he was going to
be on it, I went, he's got a good chance
to win. Now again, I don't know the rest of
the cast.
Speaker 6 (05:08):
Okay, so I'll have to wait and see. Okay, Next,
we have an athlete. We know how they like to
doesn't bring out former athletes. We have Dwight Howard on Dancing.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
With the.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
He's an NBA center.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
He's seven feet tallall d NBA center.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Zero chance, maybe first out.
Speaker 5 (05:31):
He's too tall, and he's not likable.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
You don't have you know, he's a little.
Speaker 5 (05:37):
He was and then he got weird. Weird.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
He is too tall. There's no partner that you can
match him up with, and so he's gonna have to.
You can't be hunched over. You have to have the
right frame. And if you're seven feet tall, his his
posterior is going to stick out, which is not good.
So your frame is not going to be right. This
is a disaster.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
A young guy win though, which one? Who's another guy
who's a tall basketball player?
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Yes, but he wasn't as he's not seven feet tall.
You're talking about Imon Shumpert.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Okay, all right, I don't even great guy.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Dwight Howard who's he partnered with. I'm guessing Peta Daniella.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Daniella that was partner. We have a basketball ve know
how to work with players.
Speaker 5 (06:28):
Interesting, so we got Dwight Howard who was the other person?
The horse guy, horse guy.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Horse, he's got a big horse guy.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
You say that like a horse.
Speaker 6 (06:40):
Okay, everybody calmed down. We have Tory spelling.
Speaker 5 (06:51):
She was the first one out. She's going to be
the first one out.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
To spelling the Emily alone. Her votes will keep her.
Speaker 4 (07:01):
She's going to be such a disaster. How many times
is she going to cry and get annoyed at the dancer.
She's going to be such a disaster.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Let me see the partners we have Pasha.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
One of the better not one of the better pros
usually one of the first guys out. Not a great partnership.
I would have liked to have seen her with somebody.
Speaker 5 (07:25):
Else, would have been a better choice for put her
in line.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Will she graduated? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
I'm shocked that she hasn't done it yet though all
these years.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Like perfect has done it before.
Speaker 6 (07:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Did am I thinking that up? Well?
Speaker 5 (07:46):
I think you're thinking of the chick that has like
uh m s, who's the chick? Yeah? I think you're
thinking to sound a bla.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
I don't think I was. Okay, I mean the both brunettes.
Speaker 5 (08:04):
I don't know what else that's Remember it was a
big deal that she was doing it. Remember you have
to stop doing it.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
I want to show.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Yeah, okay. Next we have Emma's partner.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Oh Emma, please, she needs she needs to win.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Yeah, so you want to know a really good partner.
Speaker 6 (08:21):
Here we go. She's been paired with celebrity Reginald Velle
Johnson No Carl Winslow from Family Matters also al from
die Hard.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
There's no chances. Yes, she's still alive. Sorry, you will
be liable, people will vote. He might stick around for
a little bit people, but when you get further you
have to be a better dancer.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
I gotta move.
Speaker 4 (08:49):
He's seventy two years old, very fat, always still is actually.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
In the show.
Speaker 5 (09:00):
Looks very different now than the showles down the show.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Yeah, okay, sorry, I'm that happened. Okay.
Speaker 6 (09:10):
Next celebrity, we got a model known for the Sports
Illustrated swimsuit issue Brooks natter.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Oh yeah, yeah, she's like in the headlines lot. She's
like hangs out with all those like big celebrities. Yeah,
but I think she's a little bit older.
Speaker 5 (09:28):
She is tract weird.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
How does it say how old she is?
Speaker 5 (09:33):
Sorry, she is twenty seven?
Speaker 6 (09:36):
Okay, okay, all right, Well she's paired with gleb gleb.
Speaker 5 (09:40):
Who is gonna be she's so weird looking.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Yeah, I hate her.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
She's so weird.
Speaker 5 (09:47):
Correct, I'll show you pictures of her face up close.
It's a little funny.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Hey, sorry, she's so weird. Okay, man's so funny.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
She does look a little elf like.
Speaker 5 (09:58):
Okay, I'm okay.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
With it are Okay, Okay, I'm.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
More excited about Gleb Okay, Okay.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Next, we got an old school actor.
Speaker 6 (10:10):
We got Eric Roberts. Oh god brother of Julia Roberts,
dad of Emma Roberts.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Eric Roberts, older guy, old he is, he was, He's
been in mostly like B movies. He was in the
Batman movie.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Yeah, you'll recognize his face.
Speaker 5 (10:29):
Sixty eight but looks eighty.
Speaker 6 (10:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
He's not going to do well.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
He's not going to do paired with Britt Okay, it's weird.
Speaker 5 (10:36):
Well, they get Julia Roberts to show up.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
I don't get there crazy. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
She's not gonna support her brother.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Okay, I don't think she's shown up.
Speaker 5 (10:46):
Okay, that would be a big home run for them. Julia.
Speaker 6 (10:51):
Now, this gal had been a rumored for the last
couple of days. Turns out she actually is on the cast.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
We have a criminal.
Speaker 6 (10:59):
I guess uh Anna delv she is the gal from
inventing Anna, that like crime thing about this chick who
pretended to be an heiress and then like live this
celebrity life and then got caught and did jail time.
So in her like publicity photo they have an ankle
bracelet on her like an ankle yeap.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Will be paired with Ezra. That's a new era, Sammy's brother. No, no, okay,
not familiar with Ezra. It must be a new new member.
Is that exciting to you?
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Did they come up from the troop. There's a troop
in between breaks that they have dancers and then sometimes
it's like the minor leagues. Then sometimes they can get
elevated to the regular cast.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
It's called the truth.
Speaker 5 (11:45):
They have like the minor league.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
That's weird, weird, Okay. Next we have an access.
Speaker 6 (11:55):
Really Chandler Kinney. She's from Pretty Little Liars and she's
paired with Brandon.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
Okay, okay.
Speaker 6 (12:05):
Next we got a local goal. What a local goal
and an Olympian Ayana Mayer. She is on the women's
rugby team. Now. She made a lot of news for
her social media account and it being body positive. But yeah,
because she's a rugby player. But she actually they gave
(12:27):
her the cover of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit as well.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (12:31):
She lives in San Diego, trains out at Chula Vista.
So she is going to be paired with allan Ah.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Is that a good pair? Okay, I think so.
Speaker 6 (12:41):
All right, we got another sports star, Danny Amandola from.
Speaker 5 (12:48):
Patriot.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
She's a football player.
Speaker 5 (12:51):
Shorter guy, not six foot, so that's good. How do
you think he'll depends on his partners.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
He's got Whitney I.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Love took last season off again him, a mom super
happy for her. I believe she's won two Miero.
Speaker 5 (13:12):
This is this could be a good pick.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
This is a good this is a this is a
guy and an athlete, so he can handle the rigors
of the trade.
Speaker 5 (13:22):
There's gonna be a lot of sexual attention between this two.
I'll tell you.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Whitney's married and has children.
Speaker 5 (13:26):
Yeah, you know, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Stop. She's Mormon. She doesn't play like that.
Speaker 5 (13:30):
So she has multiple no.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Multiple other yeah.
Speaker 6 (13:35):
Yeah, of course we need to throw a real housewife
in there. So from Real Housewives of Atlanta.
Speaker 5 (13:46):
Damn it. I don't watch that one.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
I don't either, well, I don't watch any of them.
Speaker 6 (13:50):
But Fendra Parks I believe is her name.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
I do know who that is.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
You do know who that She's very sassy. She'll be
partnered with Val oh.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Val, another drama guy.
Speaker 6 (14:03):
It's could be a disaster, all right, and finally, we
have two contestants left and both of them are from
the world of The Bachelor, another show.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
You guys love Joey.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
It's gotta be Joey because he was I didn't see
him in the audience in the finale last night, and
he must be training.
Speaker 5 (14:26):
Or it could be Gary the Golden Bachelor.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
You slap my face.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Wait, is that a good favorite?
Speaker 5 (14:35):
Or it could be or it could be my favorite
of the new Bachelor. Guys.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
I don't live in this world.
Speaker 5 (14:45):
Okay, if this is I will watch Dancing with every
give you anything for this to happen.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Come on, hakeem all Bachelor Nation. We're freaking out.
Speaker 6 (14:55):
Okay, so we got two from the Bachelor Nation. I
don't think it's from season twenty eight's Bachelor.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
We have Joey. Joey.
Speaker 4 (15:08):
Oh, joe a little bit athletic, so he's a Bach
Bachelor ever.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
This is This is a solid pairing, guys, This is
a solid pairing dark Horse. Wow, it's have to be
the athletes, but I feel like Joey could do well.
He has a little bit of an athlete in tennis.
Speaker 5 (15:24):
Yeah, and he's just such a good guy.
Speaker 6 (15:27):
He's not a good dancing stature, right sure, I don't
know what that means, just the things, you know, Come on, man.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
And finally, the last contestant.
Speaker 6 (15:39):
Of Dancing with the Stars, girl, we have Jen Tryan,
the latest bachelortte is now on Dancing.
Speaker 4 (15:50):
Joey was the best, one of the best bachelors ever,
at least I've ever watched this guy.
Speaker 5 (15:54):
I love Joey. And then we went to one of
the worst bachelorettes.
Speaker 4 (15:57):
Ever and she's so bad, very much just like personality,
fat flat, ferociously keep picking.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Like all the former bachelors and bachelorettes to be on
Dancing with the Stars, some of them have dance experience.
I don't think Jens one of them.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
Well, she's paired with Sasha.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
They're both very small.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
So who you got.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
Thinking from just the cast and the pairings, obviously because
that matters. I kind of think that the Horseman is
going to do really well. Horse gymnast guy. I think
he is my leader in the clubhouse right out of
the gate. Danny Amidola is going to do very well.
(16:49):
But look out for Joey. Look out for Joey the bachelor.
They do well in those shows. A couple of bachelors
or bachelorettes have won the show before.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
They have a weird following because it's ABC.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
It's true, So yeah, I don't know. It might be Joey.
I don't know. This is incredible. When does it start?
I fucking can't wait.
Speaker 6 (17:10):
Tuesday, September seventeenth will be the Mark.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
Let's go