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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Sky.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
I know one of your nightmares is having to go
to the bathroom on an airplane.
Speaker 3 (00:05):
Oh I hate it.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
But what would you do if you had diarrhea? What
are you gonna do?
Speaker 3 (00:10):
I don't like this.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
You gotta get that ship out, man, Well I don't.
I don't want to do I gotta get it out.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
I want to go to my home bathroom. I don't
want to do this on the.
Speaker 4 (00:18):
Plan thousand feet you ain't going to the home bathroom.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Five hour flight, no win, nothing you can do about it.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
The worst Apparently one guy had the ships so bad
it ruined the complete flight.
Speaker 5 (00:31):
We ain't done yet. It's time for the podcast yet.
Speaker 6 (00:37):
Completely uncensored and unacting filtered except for that part.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
The show's after show starts.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Now, Oh this can't be good.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Oh god, that sounds horrible.
Speaker 7 (00:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
You get on a flight and you get that rumbles,
you're like, oh man, this is great.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Now.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
The only good thing is that you're on a on
a flight, so you're not going to hear probably a
lot of terrible things coming out of the bathroom because
that ambiyond noise is so loud. You don't I never
really hear anybody blowing up a bathroom, you know, like
a certain person they have done.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Oh, so you're saying, if Thor was on a plane
and this other.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Person was right on the back row and a certain
someone went into the restroom and blew it up, even
Thor wouldn't have heard it.
Speaker 7 (01:29):
But what if they were wearing boots when they went
into that.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
It's a very specific thing.
Speaker 6 (01:35):
But if the person came out of the bathroom and
immediately said, I swear my kids wasn't me.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
It wasn't, It wasn't, you would stare like, what, Yeah,
why would you do that?
Speaker 1 (01:46):
It's a crazy declaration.
Speaker 8 (01:47):
Yeah, yeah, I don't appreciate any of this. Clearly, I
know what the fuck you guys are talking about. The
day is in question right now that we're talking about
is when Thor thought he heard me blowing up the
bathrooms here at work. I swear to fucking God I
didn't do that. I swear on my kids.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Only have one kid.
Speaker 8 (02:08):
My kids, I swear on everything holy and karma for
the rest of my life.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
I didn't have one kid.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Or did the other kid die because you swore on
them and you know he's dead. If what happened right
you said, I swear my kids, you only have one?
Speaker 5 (02:21):
Yeah, I swear my kid.
Speaker 8 (02:22):
Oh okay that what didn't happen that I do number
two in that bathroom that day?
Speaker 5 (02:28):
Have I gott number two in there before?
Speaker 4 (02:29):
Of course I hurt tons.
Speaker 5 (02:32):
I mean we all poop. Everybody poop, study everybody.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Saw more than others, something.
Speaker 8 (02:36):
Extreme like once or twice a day. I mean, I'm fine, No,
it's not explosive. I actually have really good poops, thank
you very much.
Speaker 5 (02:44):
I do not that day, I do. I mean I didn't.
I did not go poop there.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Sometimes sometimes I'll get the beer ships. You know what
I mean? You ever heard you know neget you know
those are yeah, yeah, you know are the wine ships.
That's what it's gonna ask.
Speaker 5 (02:56):
I don't get one.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
You get wine ships.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
I don't think it was a Monday.
Speaker 5 (02:59):
I don't get I don't get sav ship.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
That's a fancy ship.
Speaker 5 (03:04):
Fun fact, if I.
Speaker 8 (03:04):
Was gonna blow up the bathroom, I wouldn't go in
those ones because I was definitely afraid that one of
you guys would be No, I didn't. That's what I've
tried to explain to you. I go in those bathrooms.
I don't know what he heard was wearing, I couldn't.
I can't.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
I left that hard exact out that I was wearing.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Could this be? And who came walking out?
Speaker 4 (03:28):
Because I was concerned the health. I was concerned about
their health?
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Was it you're looking at her?
Speaker 6 (03:35):
I'll never forget to when I tried to give her
the out and I was like, hey, ma, I was
in there for a couple of minutes because I was
I was peeing, and I was just dicking around and
sinking on my phones. And then and then I remember
thinking maybe, and then I said maybe you maybe that
person that was taking the massive ship left and then
you came in and you said, No, that didn't happen exactly.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
I would.
Speaker 8 (03:56):
I would have taken the out had I had actually
done that there in that day.
Speaker 5 (03:59):
I didn't.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
I know, but I'm saying. Maybe, I'm saying I could
have been somebody.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Yeah, Like, what did you hear?
Speaker 5 (04:05):
I don't know what he heard. I don't like I said,
if I have to go poop, I don't know what
he heard. If I have to poop, I don't I
wake up in the middle of.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
The night sometimes.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
That's scary.
Speaker 8 (04:15):
Back to what the fuck we're talking? About, which is
what I don't know, some guy on a plane.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Oh, that's right.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
So if you're on a plane, really you gotta take
a ship, right, Yeah, it's not that bad, especially even
if it's explosive, like you have explosives, you're not gonna
hear a lot of stuff. Yeah, so it's not it's
not terrible. It's terrible for the next person that walks
in there. I've done that before, and those those flushers
don't work the best.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
What do you mean, they'll suck you out.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Of the sometime.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
But I don't know, like like I've seen when I've
walked in there and I've had to like flush a
couple of extra times.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Oh like remnants.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
I never try to sit on those toilets though, because
wild you hover, well, I don't. I don't. I've never
taken a ship in an airplane.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
It's impossible.
Speaker 5 (04:57):
It's you.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
There's that possible. I know you have I know you.
Speaker 6 (05:03):
I know you because I won't sit on that toilet.
It's fucking disgusting because because because of the turbulence and
the way people the plane moving, there's always piss everywhere,
Like there's always pissed everywhere. I just I will never
ship on the toilet. I mean, if I have to do,
I will, But.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
I don't think I have.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
You have, no, I have because I was shipp the
airport on the plane.
Speaker 9 (05:23):
You go five hours, I can five five hours. I
have a shipped this morning. Yeah, I mean, ship's really bad.
Speaker 6 (05:36):
Before flight was ship my brains out. I don't know
it was the night, it was the day. It was
a couple of days after a Super Bowl. Oh my god,
I'll never ever get it. I was shipping my brains out,
no boots. It was loud, I fucking I was in
the security line. My stomach flipped and I was like
holy got out of the security line, ran to the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
I had Mana Zuma's revenge in Mexico, and it was
at the airport, shipting my brains out, dying. This guy
put a blanket on me. Basically was shaking.
Speaker 6 (06:09):
He was shaking and he was going to swear my kids.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
I was wearing flip flops walking out. No you're not.
You're not going to go anywhere. You're not going to
go anywhere anyway, if you got the ships.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
I did ship a few times on that flight, because
I remember it was just pouring out of me, and
so there's nothing you could do. I mean, I was miserable,
and so it can happen and it's not pleasant. It's
not good, and it's kind of embarrassing because I think
people start to know if you're getting up multiple times,
you know, like, what's going on?
Speaker 1 (06:41):
This is not good. Guys, got the ships clear? You
guys wearing boots or something?
Speaker 4 (06:47):
Wasn't never wear boots.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
I was wearing give away.
Speaker 8 (06:52):
Not wear boots here soon and I will show stage
coach is fucking crazy.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Mana Zuma's boots. Call it. It's not good. Uh.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Well, one guy again just recently was flying and he
had a case of the Emilyes explosive diarrhea.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
What do you mean my em It's great, that's why?
Speaker 3 (07:18):
So fun?
Speaker 5 (07:19):
Who's having fun?
Speaker 3 (07:20):
Not me? Oh? I thought every guy I thought.
Speaker 5 (07:23):
I would, I would have having fun with this. I
didn't ship in there that day.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
I would be having fun with this.
Speaker 5 (07:28):
To tell you didn't. She takes a little bit.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
It always takes.
Speaker 9 (07:37):
So.
Speaker 7 (07:38):
Yes, there was a delta flight over the Labor Day
holiday weekend that was.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
So much record travel, going from Boston all the way
to Rome.
Speaker 7 (07:52):
Yes, yes, so a a long transatlantic flight, and it
left Boston International Airport about six thirty pm, and we're
about two hours into the flight to Rome.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
When all of us know how long a flight that is.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
I think it says eight hours.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Wow.
Speaker 7 (08:11):
Yeah, when all of a sudden, air traffic control gets
a little call saying, oh okay, I mean air traffic
control covered it.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
Normally somebody will give the letters and then you have
to explain.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
When reverse got it.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
And so Yep called in to say we're going.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
To Logan Airport in Boston. Yeah, didn't you say Boston International?
Speaker 7 (08:44):
Well it's Boston Logan International Airport, Logan Logan.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
You skip right over.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
Yeah, sorry, okay, that's listen.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
I only listened to pilot.
Speaker 5 (08:59):
Sorry, we could call his wife, Haley answer.
Speaker 7 (09:02):
She knows what ATC is obviously, so yes, uh call
and they are requesting a landing at New York's JFK Airport.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
No, it's not tund due to.
Speaker 7 (09:22):
A medical issue, Eddie, And uh yes, that is when
they definitely let them know that we got some sort
of biohazard incident on the plane. Yes, it could have
been the upshitter here from iHeart San Diego, but it
(09:43):
doesn't seem like this upshitter made it to the bathroom because,
according to report.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
There wait what planes?
Speaker 4 (09:53):
Not the plane, but in general.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Yeah, you're almost too proud of it.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
Yeah about it should be like like people in here
keep it going. Yeah, well I'm just saying like he's not.
He doesn't deny anything.
Speaker 5 (10:10):
Oh I got it, I got it, Yes, I got
Nike people in here.
Speaker 4 (10:15):
I own it.
Speaker 5 (10:16):
I heard what was said. That's why directed you I heard.
Speaker 4 (10:22):
I heard one time in front of my buddies. The
other time was that a baseball game?
Speaker 5 (10:27):
Damn?
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Yeah it was rough.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
Well this guy's.
Speaker 4 (10:33):
Oh tell me issues growing up?
Speaker 5 (10:36):
Growing up?
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Well, you're paralyzed, so you can control your bowels.
Speaker 4 (10:39):
That you know? Funny story.
Speaker 5 (10:42):
Oh no, we don't. We don't need to hear it.
Speaker 4 (10:44):
First day I was paralyzed in school for like a month.
Came back.
Speaker 6 (10:48):
First day back at school, could not hold I was
able to walk again, could not hold my ship like
I used to, and almost fucking exploded in the hallway.
Wouldn't have been my fault, but I could hold it
like I used to.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Embarrassing, it would have been brutal.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
I never would have went back.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
That would have been the corn on your kid, kid,
that's right.
Speaker 7 (11:14):
Well, it turns out, according to reports, this passenger quote
suffered a severe bout of diarrhea all over the seats.
Speaker 6 (11:25):
Imagine sitting next to them like you like, like you
thought I could get away with one.
Speaker 7 (11:31):
And that's why they say they had to turn around
so quickly, because the smell in the plane was so
horrendous that the other passengers were starting to feel ill.
Speaker 5 (11:44):
I would throw up if I smelled that really.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Hands down, that's how I felt after I walked in
the bathroom after you