September 6, 2024 • 14 mins
On today's P1 Podcast, Emily tells us about her upcoming girls trip and what she is doing about dinner on Saturday
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Guess what time it is you guys, this is snuck
up on me. I had no idea. It's the time
for Emily's annual mom trip. Yes, this is where Emily
goes and gets the SPA treatment, all on mom. Mom
takes care of everything. Well what do you mean?
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Well, wait, do you pay? Does she pay for the rooms?
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (00:24):
The room?
Speaker 3 (00:26):
One room.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
That's incredible.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Yeah, there's some changes that have been made.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Here we go. Well, there is a big disagreement about
what's going on with this whole spa trip.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
We ain't done yet.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
It's time for the one podcast over.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
A year, completely uncensored and unacting filtered except for that part.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
The show's after show starts.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Now every year, this happens every year.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
And it's a great time.
Speaker 5 (00:59):
But I just have to, you know, kind of expand
on the mom trip as far as.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
What's been going on for as long as I can
remember that you and your sister you go make the
pilgrimage up to La Costa Pilgrimage and you know, you
guys spend the weekend up there getting spa treatments and
dinners and the whole thing.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Right, we do, we do?
Speaker 1 (01:19):
It's all on mom.
Speaker 5 (01:21):
So it's started started about I think three maybe four
years ago.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Really, I feel like it's been going on for a while.
Speaker 5 (01:28):
Yeah, started with my mom and my aunt, my aunt Ingrid,
and my mom and my aunt wanted to take my
mom and my aunt wanted to take me, my sister Ann,
my cousin and my two cousins, my aunt Ingrid's daughters
on a like a girls girls trip and the first
girls trip and the second girls trip amazing.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
We stay in a big villa at the Omni LaCosta.
Speaker 5 (01:51):
It's gorgeous and we have very fun dinners and we
do a spot day like anywhere.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
The thousand do dresser Mom bought you.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
She never bought me. Now, I don't a thousand pennies.
That's really that's really rude.
Speaker 5 (02:09):
I like it, and thank you Eddie. Start it out,
get there lunch. You know, Mom and my aunt pay
they split it. They pay for the villa, spaw treatments,
they do the checkout at the end of the spa
day and they took care of everything.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Kind of attle, ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Yeah, you don't.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Still all I would never, well, you got to do
a pity offer.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
I would offer.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
I'd be like, no on a level me and know,
if you're going to pay for the room and the
and the massage, then me and somebody else will split
the dinner.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
I gotta pay for something. I got it.
Speaker 5 (02:43):
I think my cousins and I split like lunch at
the Spot lunch. But it was awesome because they were
treating and spaw treatments before everything paid for until like
two years ago. We were going to check out and
my mom decided that maybe it was last year.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
My mom decided that the.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Three rides over kid time to time. You're a big girl,
it's time to kick in a little bit.
Speaker 5 (03:06):
It drops to me while we're checking out at the
spa treatment thing that oh yeah, you guys, you guys
are paying for your own this year.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Oh so you didn't know until that moment all the
best stuff, thinking like, oh, Mom's going to pay for this.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
I did not only a massage, but a facial two
and like had some products that I bought from the
facial and all this ship.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
So I was it was.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
It was really taking advantage of mom.
Speaker 6 (03:28):
Seriously, No wonder why, I wonder why she was raised
a monster. Mons definitely raised a mooch for sure, that's true.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Well, listen so last year, you know it was a
shock to the system for you for the girl's trip.
Well it's time again. Here we go, Here we go,
it's girls trip time. Do we have any information about
what and what is not going to be paid for?
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Well, this year, I think that we're going to pay.
Speaker 5 (03:57):
We're going to lunch today and we're going to split
that today the cousins, So me and my sister, my
two cousins sow four and then we're going to lunch tomorrow,
which we're gonna split.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
And we have to pay for our own spat treatment.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
That's still a thing.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
It's still a fucking thing. It's quite like six hundred dollars, okay,
and then and then.
Speaker 5 (04:18):
Dinner at the steakhouse there. I'm assuming like we've paid before.
Last year we ended up sharing it with them, but
I think I'm gonna have to pay for that too.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
So now twelve hundred dollars that I'm going.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
To be I don't think I did.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Twelve hundreds that I don't have.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Well wait a minute, so then why do you keep
doing it?
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Because it's really funk, because it's really fun and.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
It's tradition, and Mom takes care of the room.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Yes, my mom takes care of the biggest call. It's
like a villa.
Speaker 5 (04:44):
It's like a three bedroom villa. So it's probably like
a couple of grand a night. I would assume, Yeah,
I would assume that.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
So that's that's the little bit more grate, you think.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
And wearing dresses a mom buy.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
I bought the stress.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
I bought this dress.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
I bought this tress.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Pay moms paying the mortgage.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
I'm a big girl. I don't think that's that almost
got buy me.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
One of the things. During this girl's trip. I've always
remembered what is that the first night that I don't
know how I remember what I do? Uh, because I'm
locked in on the girls trip. The first night they
go out to dinner, and then the second night the
girl's cook and of course Emily's got to get in
there because she claims he's the greatest.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
And we know how her family is.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
They tell her to make something and then they all
have a They all have a side conversation saying, hey,
no matter how bad it is, make sure you go.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
A group text or something. I had a time without
me on it. Probably everybody has to do this.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
That's probably true. Emily this is so young.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
This bread you bought, Well, we've heard in the past,
you know, Emily gets like the side dishes, you know,
maybe never gets the main. So what's the big meal
going to consist of this time?
Speaker 5 (06:07):
So last year that's actually where Eddie and I is
world famous carbonaro debate all came from.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
I was going to make a carbonaro. So last year
I was very excited and what was the fight over
if their peas are in the.
Speaker 5 (06:25):
No, we didn't cook, told it onto it. So I
had planned the menu last year of the beautiful carbonar
they must have been and little Italy and.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Got the proper like wow, hey, they were all pumped
and we had a delicious meal last year.
Speaker 5 (06:44):
It was fantastic, and so I was kind of starting
to get excited and like when, yeah, this is going
to be my thing, Like I will gladly get in
there and like so fun cook for everybody Saturday night.
And that's when the text thread started about making plans.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
We can't let this happen. We can't let her cook
for us again.
Speaker 4 (07:05):
I was up for days after the heartburn, vomits, diarrhea.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
They also delicious and had seconds.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Yeah, exactly because they had a text break going on.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
I don't say that, stop it. They don't.
Speaker 5 (07:17):
I want to be self conscious about it. So that's
when the text comes. Everyone's talking about what they're bringing,
and that's when my cousin says, all make a lasagna.
Take the hint and bring the lasagna, and I'll also
bring a salad.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Clearly they're getting.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
In there to make it easy for everybody.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Clearly getting wow.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
And then everyone immediately goes, that's great, and then they're
like and then there, and then they say, why don't
you buy ice cream for everybody?
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (07:46):
Ice cream? It's not funny.
Speaker 5 (07:47):
I at I saw that first of all, was bummed
because it's my big night to shine and I want
to go your big night, and I love it. You know,
I have big things to do.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
To get your heart a little bit.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Of course it did.
Speaker 5 (08:00):
I got poopy, and then I got angry, and then I
got angry because you know what, I don't like lasagna.
I don't like who like lasania?
Speaker 1 (08:11):
You like lazania? That's crazy, Emily. Why don't you like lasagna?
What's the matter?
Speaker 3 (08:15):
I don't know. I don't like why you so discussed.
I don't like the thick noodles. I feel like some
some lasagnas are okay, some are bad, Like I just
I don't like and like.
Speaker 5 (08:26):
For some reason, my whole fucking family loves Zazanna's lasagna
all the time.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
All the time.
Speaker 5 (08:33):
My sister's number one go to when they go to
her house is all her husband, Jason is going to
make his lasagna.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
I just celebrate celebrated this past Sunday.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Well that's what that's scumbag.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
Already loves Jason Lazagna.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Okay, you don't like it.
Speaker 5 (08:54):
Family parties, fan parties where we're all there like fifty.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Yeah, I don't think it's grill.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
I don't know. Thora that is pretty weird. I'm so
sick of having to eat these lasagnas, you know what
I mean.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
I'm kind of with her on this. I don't know.
I'm not a big lazagna guy.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
That doesn't make you weird noodle issues, bro, I don't.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
I don't what's too cheesy, it's just too many. I'm
not a big you are basically, and then when.
Speaker 5 (09:23):
People serve lasagna, that's kind of all they ever have
is like a lasagna and a salad, because it's everything.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
It's not like I can pick something else.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
No, yeah, whenever as whenever I hear, oh, it's lasagna night,
I was okay, like, I'll eat it, but I'm just
never excited about it.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
I'll have a little square.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
I'm never excited.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Wow, I think you came over my house one time
and gave you lasagna, didn't you? When I think you?
It was in my old house and we had you
came over for WrestleMania and we made a lasagna.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
I wasn't excited.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
I'm sorry, I feel like a piece of it. Did
I eat it and you said it was really good?
Speaker 4 (09:58):
Yeah, I'm sure it was, but I just I just
I just don't get excited about it. Okay, you know,
I mean I don't like, I don't hate you for
you does no?
Speaker 2 (10:08):
I feel Yeah, I guess poopy is the right word.
Speaker 5 (10:12):
So I hear about this is Anya, Do start at
tex get the message, Do start a text with Hey,
I don't mind making something. I'll whip something up. I'll
come up with a cool menu idea. Heather, my cousin, Heather,
you're busy. She's like, you know, has a big important job.
You're busy, Like, I'll handle it.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Yeah, because we know you're not busy.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
No, I'm actually not.
Speaker 5 (10:36):
I hit delete and don't say anything about it.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
I don't say that I'm.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Going to thank you.
Speaker 4 (10:43):
Well, they're all sitting there waiting, and they're like, please
don't let a text. Please, we can't, we can't do
with the harp bringing the thumbs instead.
Speaker 5 (10:52):
But grudgingly I hit the like button on the lisagna right,
and then I sided my mom going lasagna again because.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
I had to get it out. So I had to
get it out.
Speaker 5 (11:04):
My mom knows I hate lasagna, so she she she
knows this about me, still tries to bring it everywhere.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
But then she plays Emily, I'm sorry, Emma, sweet another dress.
Speaker 5 (11:15):
She did say, I'm sorry, Emma. She didn't offer me
another dress that would have been nice.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Okay, you know this is an easy fix. Just make
like a side of meatballs or something like that, you know,
so that you have a little something like.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Yeah, sausage, you have maybe even like some pasta.
Speaker 3 (11:37):
Remember she's bitching about the noodles.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
About yeah, there you go.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
No, I'm doing something else. I have a new plan.
Speaker 5 (11:45):
What do you mean, well, the plans in action, because
I have it, you know, I have it already made.
I'm making something I didn't tell anybody about. I'm making
a cold pasta salad with Lasania.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Is gonna be yeah, it's gonna be talking about.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
It's gonna be like one hundred degrees tomorrow, a hundred
degree baking.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
And that is if you guys were having like burgers
and hot dogs, wings and chicken, I'd be all right
there there.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
I've never been to a restaurant.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
On top of pasta.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
Yeah, well it's happened.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
So you wanted.
Speaker 4 (12:23):
So you wanted pasta salading.
Speaker 5 (12:29):
Right next to the nobody's gonna want is what they
have to deal with.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Oh my, but there's a green salad to coming you
since So now you have a green salado.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
Yoursels, take your pick, take your pick.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
I'm they're going to be forced to take some of yours,
and they're gonna be like, tell her it's good.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
They're not going to do that.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
It's fucked up. It makes no sense. It doesn't go
with the meal. And it's just because that's what you want.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
And how would she feel if she was pretty charge
of the entree and somebody tried to hide jacket and
brought something else.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
It's a completely different things.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Doesn't even go doesn't go with the menu.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
Here's my plan.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Nothing says pasta salad like garlic bread that's gonna be
next to it?
Speaker 3 (13:09):
What the hell I think that goes next together?
Speaker 5 (13:12):
I'm going to pass it off because we're gonna be
like when I arrived today, Like we all start unloading everything.
Everybody's kind of together in the kitchen, putting away the
stuff that they brought in.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
So people are going to see said pasta salad.
Speaker 5 (13:23):
Right, They're going to see it. So I'd be like, oh,
I just made some for Robert for the weekend to have. Yeah, latantly,
I made Robert for the weekend have, So I just
ended up making a double batch of it.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
I thought i'd bring it so we could snack on.
Speaker 4 (13:35):
So that's what it's saying, and everyone goes, oh, yes,
I think she turns around.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
There are yeah, I lost. Then be hit what the
hell are you talking about? Tacos? And that was your
main thing? And somebody's like, oh, you know what, I
made an extra batch of curry. I'm going to bring
along too.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
It's a little bit different. No it's not. It's the same.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
It's such a wild pasta.
Speaker 3 (13:59):
It was to sell it I didn't hat a cheese
and it so it's
Guess what time it is you guys, this is snuck
up on me. I had no idea. It's the time
for Emily's annual mom trip. Yes, this is where Emily
goes and gets the SPA treatment, all on mom. Mom
takes care of everything. Well what do you mean?
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Well, wait, do you pay? Does she pay for the rooms?
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (00:24):
The room?
Speaker 3 (00:26):
One room.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
That's incredible.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Yeah, there's some changes that have been made.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Here we go. Well, there is a big disagreement about
what's going on with this whole spa trip.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
We ain't done yet.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
It's time for the one podcast over.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
A year, completely uncensored and unacting filtered except for that part.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
The show's after show starts.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Now every year, this happens every year.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
And it's a great time.
Speaker 5 (00:59):
But I just have to, you know, kind of expand
on the mom trip as far as.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
What's been going on for as long as I can
remember that you and your sister you go make the
pilgrimage up to La Costa Pilgrimage and you know, you
guys spend the weekend up there getting spa treatments and
dinners and the whole thing.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Right, we do, we do?
Speaker 1 (01:19):
It's all on mom.
Speaker 5 (01:21):
So it's started started about I think three maybe four
years ago.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Really, I feel like it's been going on for a while.
Speaker 5 (01:28):
Yeah, started with my mom and my aunt, my aunt Ingrid,
and my mom and my aunt wanted to take my
mom and my aunt wanted to take me, my sister Ann,
my cousin and my two cousins, my aunt Ingrid's daughters
on a like a girls girls trip and the first
girls trip and the second girls trip amazing.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
We stay in a big villa at the Omni LaCosta.
Speaker 5 (01:51):
It's gorgeous and we have very fun dinners and we
do a spot day like anywhere.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
The thousand do dresser Mom bought you.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
She never bought me. Now, I don't a thousand pennies.
That's really that's really rude.
Speaker 5 (02:09):
I like it, and thank you Eddie. Start it out,
get there lunch. You know, Mom and my aunt pay
they split it. They pay for the villa, spaw treatments,
they do the checkout at the end of the spa
day and they took care of everything.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Kind of attle, ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Yeah, you don't.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Still all I would never, well, you got to do
a pity offer.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
I would offer.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
I'd be like, no on a level me and know,
if you're going to pay for the room and the
and the massage, then me and somebody else will split
the dinner.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
I gotta pay for something. I got it.
Speaker 5 (02:43):
I think my cousins and I split like lunch at
the Spot lunch. But it was awesome because they were
treating and spaw treatments before everything paid for until like
two years ago. We were going to check out and
my mom decided that maybe it was last year.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
My mom decided that the.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Three rides over kid time to time. You're a big girl,
it's time to kick in a little bit.
Speaker 5 (03:06):
It drops to me while we're checking out at the
spa treatment thing that oh yeah, you guys, you guys
are paying for your own this year.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Oh so you didn't know until that moment all the
best stuff, thinking like, oh, Mom's going to pay for this.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
I did not only a massage, but a facial two
and like had some products that I bought from the
facial and all this ship.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
So I was it was.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
It was really taking advantage of mom.
Speaker 6 (03:28):
Seriously, No wonder why, I wonder why she was raised
a monster. Mons definitely raised a mooch for sure, that's true.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Well, listen so last year, you know it was a
shock to the system for you for the girl's trip.
Well it's time again. Here we go, Here we go,
it's girls trip time. Do we have any information about
what and what is not going to be paid for?
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Well, this year, I think that we're going to pay.
Speaker 5 (03:57):
We're going to lunch today and we're going to split
that today the cousins, So me and my sister, my
two cousins sow four and then we're going to lunch tomorrow,
which we're gonna split.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
And we have to pay for our own spat treatment.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
That's still a thing.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
It's still a fucking thing. It's quite like six hundred dollars, okay,
and then and then.
Speaker 5 (04:18):
Dinner at the steakhouse there. I'm assuming like we've paid before.
Last year we ended up sharing it with them, but
I think I'm gonna have to pay for that too.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
So now twelve hundred dollars that I'm going.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
To be I don't think I did.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Twelve hundreds that I don't have.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Well wait a minute, so then why do you keep
doing it?
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Because it's really funk, because it's really fun and.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
It's tradition, and Mom takes care of the room.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Yes, my mom takes care of the biggest call. It's
like a villa.
Speaker 5 (04:44):
It's like a three bedroom villa. So it's probably like
a couple of grand a night. I would assume, Yeah,
I would assume that.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
So that's that's the little bit more grate, you think.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
And wearing dresses a mom buy.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
I bought the stress.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
I bought this dress.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
I bought this tress.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Pay moms paying the mortgage.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
I'm a big girl. I don't think that's that almost
got buy me.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
One of the things. During this girl's trip. I've always
remembered what is that the first night that I don't
know how I remember what I do? Uh, because I'm
locked in on the girls trip. The first night they
go out to dinner, and then the second night the
girl's cook and of course Emily's got to get in
there because she claims he's the greatest.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
And we know how her family is.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
They tell her to make something and then they all
have a They all have a side conversation saying, hey,
no matter how bad it is, make sure you go.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
A group text or something. I had a time without
me on it. Probably everybody has to do this.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
That's probably true. Emily this is so young.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
This bread you bought, Well, we've heard in the past,
you know, Emily gets like the side dishes, you know,
maybe never gets the main. So what's the big meal
going to consist of this time?
Speaker 5 (06:07):
So last year that's actually where Eddie and I is
world famous carbonaro debate all came from.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
I was going to make a carbonaro. So last year
I was very excited and what was the fight over
if their peas are in the.
Speaker 5 (06:25):
No, we didn't cook, told it onto it. So I
had planned the menu last year of the beautiful carbonar
they must have been and little Italy and.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Got the proper like wow, hey, they were all pumped
and we had a delicious meal last year.
Speaker 5 (06:44):
It was fantastic, and so I was kind of starting
to get excited and like when, yeah, this is going
to be my thing, Like I will gladly get in
there and like so fun cook for everybody Saturday night.
And that's when the text thread started about making plans.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
We can't let this happen. We can't let her cook
for us again.
Speaker 4 (07:05):
I was up for days after the heartburn, vomits, diarrhea.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
They also delicious and had seconds.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Yeah, exactly because they had a text break going on.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
I don't say that, stop it. They don't.
Speaker 5 (07:17):
I want to be self conscious about it. So that's
when the text comes. Everyone's talking about what they're bringing,
and that's when my cousin says, all make a lasagna.
Take the hint and bring the lasagna, and I'll also
bring a salad.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Clearly they're getting.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
In there to make it easy for everybody.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Clearly getting wow.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
And then everyone immediately goes, that's great, and then they're
like and then there, and then they say, why don't
you buy ice cream for everybody?
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (07:46):
Ice cream? It's not funny.
Speaker 5 (07:47):
I at I saw that first of all, was bummed
because it's my big night to shine and I want
to go your big night, and I love it. You know,
I have big things to do.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
To get your heart a little bit.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Of course it did.
Speaker 5 (08:00):
I got poopy, and then I got angry, and then I
got angry because you know what, I don't like lasagna.
I don't like who like lasania?
Speaker 1 (08:11):
You like lazania? That's crazy, Emily. Why don't you like lasagna?
What's the matter?
Speaker 3 (08:15):
I don't know. I don't like why you so discussed.
I don't like the thick noodles. I feel like some
some lasagnas are okay, some are bad, Like I just
I don't like and like.
Speaker 5 (08:26):
For some reason, my whole fucking family loves Zazanna's lasagna
all the time.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
All the time.
Speaker 5 (08:33):
My sister's number one go to when they go to
her house is all her husband, Jason is going to
make his lasagna.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
I just celebrate celebrated this past Sunday.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Well that's what that's scumbag.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
Already loves Jason Lazagna.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Okay, you don't like it.
Speaker 5 (08:54):
Family parties, fan parties where we're all there like fifty.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Yeah, I don't think it's grill.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
I don't know. Thora that is pretty weird. I'm so
sick of having to eat these lasagnas, you know what
I mean.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
I'm kind of with her on this. I don't know.
I'm not a big lazagna guy.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
That doesn't make you weird noodle issues, bro, I don't.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
I don't what's too cheesy, it's just too many. I'm
not a big you are basically, and then when.
Speaker 5 (09:23):
People serve lasagna, that's kind of all they ever have
is like a lasagna and a salad, because it's everything.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
It's not like I can pick something else.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
No, yeah, whenever as whenever I hear, oh, it's lasagna night,
I was okay, like, I'll eat it, but I'm just
never excited about it.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
I'll have a little square.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
I'm never excited.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Wow, I think you came over my house one time
and gave you lasagna, didn't you? When I think you?
It was in my old house and we had you
came over for WrestleMania and we made a lasagna.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
I wasn't excited.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
I'm sorry, I feel like a piece of it. Did
I eat it and you said it was really good?
Speaker 4 (09:58):
Yeah, I'm sure it was, but I just I just
I just don't get excited about it. Okay, you know,
I mean I don't like, I don't hate you for
you does no?
Speaker 2 (10:08):
I feel Yeah, I guess poopy is the right word.
Speaker 5 (10:12):
So I hear about this is Anya, Do start at
tex get the message, Do start a text with Hey,
I don't mind making something. I'll whip something up. I'll
come up with a cool menu idea. Heather, my cousin, Heather,
you're busy. She's like, you know, has a big important job.
You're busy, Like, I'll handle it.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Yeah, because we know you're not busy.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
No, I'm actually not.
Speaker 5 (10:36):
I hit delete and don't say anything about it.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
I don't say that I'm.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Going to thank you.
Speaker 4 (10:43):
Well, they're all sitting there waiting, and they're like, please
don't let a text. Please, we can't, we can't do
with the harp bringing the thumbs instead.
Speaker 5 (10:52):
But grudgingly I hit the like button on the lisagna right,
and then I sided my mom going lasagna again because.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
I had to get it out. So I had to
get it out.
Speaker 5 (11:04):
My mom knows I hate lasagna, so she she she
knows this about me, still tries to bring it everywhere.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
But then she plays Emily, I'm sorry, Emma, sweet another dress.
Speaker 5 (11:15):
She did say, I'm sorry, Emma. She didn't offer me
another dress that would have been nice.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Okay, you know this is an easy fix. Just make
like a side of meatballs or something like that, you know,
so that you have a little something like.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Yeah, sausage, you have maybe even like some pasta.
Speaker 3 (11:37):
Remember she's bitching about the noodles.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
About yeah, there you go.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
No, I'm doing something else. I have a new plan.
Speaker 5 (11:45):
What do you mean, well, the plans in action, because
I have it, you know, I have it already made.
I'm making something I didn't tell anybody about. I'm making
a cold pasta salad with Lasania.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Is gonna be yeah, it's gonna be talking about.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
It's gonna be like one hundred degrees tomorrow, a hundred
degree baking.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
And that is if you guys were having like burgers
and hot dogs, wings and chicken, I'd be all right
there there.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
I've never been to a restaurant.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
On top of pasta.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
Yeah, well it's happened.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
So you wanted.
Speaker 4 (12:23):
So you wanted pasta salading.
Speaker 5 (12:29):
Right next to the nobody's gonna want is what they
have to deal with.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Oh my, but there's a green salad to coming you
since So now you have a green salado.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
Yoursels, take your pick, take your pick.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
I'm they're going to be forced to take some of yours,
and they're gonna be like, tell her it's good.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
They're not going to do that.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
It's fucked up. It makes no sense. It doesn't go
with the meal. And it's just because that's what you want.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
And how would she feel if she was pretty charge
of the entree and somebody tried to hide jacket and
brought something else.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
It's a completely different things.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Doesn't even go doesn't go with the menu.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
Here's my plan.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Nothing says pasta salad like garlic bread that's gonna be
next to it?
Speaker 3 (13:09):
What the hell I think that goes next together?
Speaker 5 (13:12):
I'm going to pass it off because we're gonna be
like when I arrived today, Like we all start unloading everything.
Everybody's kind of together in the kitchen, putting away the
stuff that they brought in.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
So people are going to see said pasta salad.
Speaker 5 (13:23):
Right, They're going to see it. So I'd be like, oh,
I just made some for Robert for the weekend to have. Yeah, latantly,
I made Robert for the weekend have, So I just
ended up making a double batch of it.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
I thought i'd bring it so we could snack on.
Speaker 4 (13:35):
So that's what it's saying, and everyone goes, oh, yes,
I think she turns around.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
There are yeah, I lost. Then be hit what the
hell are you talking about? Tacos? And that was your
main thing? And somebody's like, oh, you know what, I
made an extra batch of curry. I'm going to bring
along too.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
It's a little bit different. No it's not. It's the same.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
It's such a wild pasta.
Speaker 3 (13:59):
It was to sell it I didn't hat a cheese
and it so it's
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