September 9, 2024 • 16 mins
On today's P1 Podcast, Emily gives us a recap of her girls trip this past weekend. Did they like the pasta salad? What happened during the spa treatment? Will there be another trip?
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
We heard on Friday that it was the big mom
pays for Everything trip.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Sure wasn't, Eddie?
Speaker 1 (00:06):
Well apparently not. That's not great. Yeah, geez Emily went
up to the big Look costa resource and so the
Omni look cost this past weekend. The big debate on
Friday was about this damn pasta solid. So we're gonna
find out how the pasta slid went over. Plus apparently
(00:28):
there was some interesting things that happened during the massage
as well.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
We ain't done yet.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
It's time for the podcast over.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Yet, completely uncensored and unacting filtered except for that part.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
The show's after show starts.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Now, this is it the end of the girls trip,
because Mom's not the bill for everything.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
I don't thinks she bought you a thousand dollars dress.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
She did it.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
She bought me one hundred and like a little over
one hundred dollars for birthday and it was my birthday present.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
It was nine hundred dollars over one hundred. It was
a little over.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Probably found that to wear it once it.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Was like, it wasn't are paying for a pretty cheap dress.
It was a pretty cheap dress, So what did you
have to pay?
Speaker 5 (01:21):
For a lot of stuff.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
Just a little four years ago. I don't know if
you guys ever ever aware of this. The way that
this started was my mom and my aunt and my
mom's sisters all sold a piece of property in p
and they came.
Speaker 5 (01:35):
The Omni LaCosta.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
It wasn't it was like in a commercial area anyway,
so that they they had cashed that out and had
gotten a pretty from what I understand, a big chunk
of cash each of them split between the sisters.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Right, guy's never been more interested in Souch.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
She's upstrated.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
It is so interesting.
Speaker 5 (01:55):
Well, yeah, and all I can think in my mind
is did Emily do to her mom? If you don't,
I'm asking.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
I didn't. I didn't. That that's too I did, too.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
High, even too inappropriate for me to ask. I was
dying to know, but I know it was enough for
me to know about it, okay. Right, And so my
mom and my aunt, just two of the aunts were
the ones that said, hey, let's do that we got
all this money, why we let's start a tradition with
the girls, and like let's totally treat them and go
(02:24):
all out to like a very fancy place and like
do everything whole weekend. The girls don't have to pay
for anything, like, this is going to be our thing.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Yeah, like we can.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
We got this money, like, let's do this, let's do this.
So we did it for one year and then we
had so much fun. So then it's going to be
a recurring thing, right, And so it started out where
they were paying for everything.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Gradually, let's slip it away.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
So two years it was that. Last year you started
have to pay for a thing or two which you
didn't like.
Speaker 6 (02:50):
Yeah, like a meal, you're awakening this year?
Speaker 1 (02:55):
How much?
Speaker 5 (02:55):
This year?
Speaker 2 (02:56):
It was not good. It was a blast. But like
the villa that we get that's itself.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
Is paid for by them, which it's expensive. I think
it's probably like around eight or nine hundred bucks a night,
maybe even a thousand to be honest, probably that much
because it's like three giant bedrooms.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
It's huge place, so they're paying for that.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
But then we all split, like the first day lunch,
which is the Friday afternoon lunch lunch, the Friday night
dinner at Bob's Steakhouse.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Which is not cheap on you guys.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
On us, and then my sister and I split the
spa lunch on the Saturday about the treatments, and then
we close out and we got to pay for our
own treatments. My treatment was was expensive?
Speaker 1 (03:40):
How wasn't how much was?
Speaker 3 (03:43):
You can't point at me and.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
If you don't mind, it was it.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
Was a fifty minute like the lowest one that they had,
and like the lowest level massage that they had.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
So three after two, Yeah, it's crazy.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
This spa is incredible.
Speaker 5 (04:02):
So don't you can spend all day and they are
with their It's incredible.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
This is like probably one of the better, better spas.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
It's so gorgeous.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
Stop but it is like very expective obviously. Okay, so
it was a little bit of a harsh weekend on
my wallet, harsh week on my wallet lay.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
For a little bit.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
So do you think it will continue?
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Yes, it's going to continue.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
But because you're a coward and you won't actually say.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
I was debating about it, I am a coward. What
are you go?
Speaker 3 (04:35):
If your mom says she wants all the all the
ladies to split the bill for the villain too.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
Well then I'd say I can't afford it, Like that's it,
I can't afford it. I mean I might then I'm
I might as well just like take my family to
Hawaii at this point yourself, that's actually true, that's actually true,
And so we're gonna we have such an amazing time
because we get along so well and we're also fun
with each other.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
So we're gonna keep doing it. But I probably should
have a convo about the price.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Well, what you know, does it have to be at
that spot, can it be at a lesser or.
Speaker 5 (05:05):
Can you just hang by the pool all day because
their pools are super nice?
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Six Okay, well.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
I think my sistruction brought that up, and then I
don't think my aunt was like, oh she was like
it worked, like kind of like if it's not broke,
don't fix it, like it's works.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
It is broken.
Speaker 5 (05:21):
Emily's wallet is broken, ye yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Yeah yeah broken. So the treatment you got massage, yes,
and apparently there was something a little extra that came
with the massage.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
So you know how it works with massages. You all
sit in the relaxation room and you wait for your
person to come and gather you.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
And this place is such a big massage so like.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
At like right ahead, my say my massages on eleven
at like you know, ten forty five. The room is
filled with people like all waiting to go get their treatments,
because I mean, there's so many treat rooms. There's probably
like probably there's like thirty to forty people in this
giant room and their robes all this stuff.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
And so you start seeing all.
Speaker 4 (06:03):
The massage therapists and the estheticians coming, like you know,
write it right before eleven because that's when a lot
of the massages start to gather their people. And so
it's funny you kind of see, like you judge everybody
that kind of walks up a little bit like mine. Oh,
I don't know if I want that person to be mine.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
That looks like a like.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
Full on bad judging books friends coming, but you're getting like.
Speaker 5 (06:25):
Well, like looks like they got strong hands, or that
person looks like they got sky hands. I don't want that,
you know what I mean? Like, could you imagine like
me giving a massage.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Oh yeah, I'd see it and be like, oh that's
gonna suck.
Speaker 6 (06:40):
Delicate, Okayand and especially if you're getting a massage, it
means even more because like I don't even necessarily know
if I look at people like that when they're coming
to get you when you get a facial like the
massage part.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
I don't know, it matters a little bit. It's an
hardily and I don't specify male or female either. I
don't care.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
They ask you, and so I said, whatever is avail,
whatever however you assign, It's okay. It doesn't matter to me.
I'm an equal, equal opportunity.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Do you go full nudy patuity, nudy patuity?
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Of course I do.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Really, yeah, you don't care everything. You don't care about
the guy girl.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
No, god, no, no, no, no, it doesn't bother me.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
One. I mean no, you know you can't go full
Google massage. Okay, get a little.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
Just a little like okay, okay, I mean, this isn't
those places that I go to sometimes off just.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
A little work.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
But now you're full.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
It's not like the farthest from that Eddy.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
This is farthest from the forty five dollars massages I
get off. You're definitely not okay, And so everybody starts
getting picked up for the massages.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Randomly enough. I was actually the last one in there
out of all let's say forty people. I was waiting.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
I was thet.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
You're probably right you're totally probably right.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
And that's when I'm waiting in my seat and I'm
looking out towards the big open window with the fountain
out front, and then they're all kind of coming from
the treat rooms that are on that side.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
And that's what I see.
Speaker 4 (08:08):
A handsome gentleman walking out towards me, A bigger, bigger guy,
very well shaped, like good shape, like big arms, like
a really kind of cute set of hair on top.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
He's a brunette, all this other stuff.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
A cute set of hair, cute set of hair cut.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Very great thick hair, and it was like gelled back,
cute set of.
Speaker 4 (08:35):
Hair, cute set of hair, cute set hair.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
And I just noticed his hair and his muscles. And
then he.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
Starts walking towards the treatment of the room where I'm
waiting and says, Emily, you.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Have to come back to my room.
Speaker 5 (08:59):
European he wasn't.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
He was probably from the Mesa.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
To be honest, girl, he bro And that's when I
realized that the guy guy's coming for me.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Oh, this guy's coming for me.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Why do you have that look?
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Happy thoughts?
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Look at this you're almost flush?
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Yeah, to be honest, like the last year.
Speaker 4 (09:19):
I had a gentleman picked me up last year at
the spa there, I had a gentleman and he was
it was a great massage. It was a great massage, okay,
but he was not as a looker, not not even
a little like complete opposite, complete opposite. So it was
just kind of a little fun little thing. When I
saw it, it was that there is going to be
a really handsome man that's going to be.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Imagine if a guy said this, if we said.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
This, we'd be gross.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Oh this chick was so hot, he's gonna be this
would be a little fun. That's the fun. Hot chick
rubbing me down.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
Chits on my back, which massage?
Speaker 5 (09:57):
I don't think I said, he's stopped being so perverted.
I'd like to hear Emily Standard.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
You know what I'm not talking about, Like my leg
was it hard?
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Sorry?
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Sorry? I thought we were all for massage. I thought
we were all thinking it. That's the only way I
think you would cheat is if if there was a
hot massage in you and he accidentally let a finger slip.
I don't think you'd say anything.
Speaker 5 (10:26):
If there was a hot person massaging. No, I am
that much of a massage, that is, but they've used
other words in lesbians.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
But yeah, I know I have the thought.
Speaker 5 (10:38):
Often when I'm getting a massage, because I am such
a massage whore, like I have weird thoughts of like, Okay,
if this person wants to come home and be our third, like,
that's fine, as long as I get a massage.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
All the time.
Speaker 5 (10:49):
And I've never had like, I've never had a hot guy,
so I don't know.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
I don't even know that you never had a hot
guy massage?
Speaker 5 (10:59):
Messuse no, cause I always say I prefer a woman,
and I think I've only had a guy massage once
and it was like just whatever, you know, nothing impressive.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
I've had a guy massage.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Yeah, how do you like that?
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Idiot? I well, if you're referring to the hair on
his arms, it's wonderful. I always ask for a female
because guys rubbing me down.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
I know, I just I don't like people touching me
male or female, but it includes my family but a bro.
But dude, I can't, I can't.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
I can't. So I show up to my appointment and
they made a mistake. They didn't write down my preference
and they said, we only have one person and it's
a male. I couldn't do it, and so I was like,
I guess we're doing this. And so I went in
and this husky man came in. You might think he's hot.
I don't know. He's he's built like he's you know.
(11:55):
They got the tight white shirt on. It's like you know,
you know, and he comes in. No, it wasn't. And
the massage starts happening, and I'm trying desperately in my
head just to not think about what's happening. Be in
the moment. I can't because again he had Robin Williams arms.
(12:16):
The hair is just rubbing against me. And listen, I'm
no homophobe now, like whatever you want to do, whatever
you want, it's fine, but dude rubbing me down. It
was a little much. And then the worst part was
when he leaned in whispered in my ear and said,
hose the pressure. I swear to god, that is how
(12:39):
he because you got the you think about you hear
the music and.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
He stops for a second.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
Yeah, and what's he gonna say to.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Me, hose the pressure. That's when I got to this dude,
just stop stop.
Speaker 4 (13:00):
I know.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
I got like thirty minutes left. Pressure is not good.
Pressure is not good. Pressure is not good. No, thank you, sir,
Hey Ben stop stop. I'll never forget him. I'll never
forget him. He was my first.
Speaker 4 (13:17):
I don't give anything to see Eddie's face based out
in the little.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Yeah, his eyes are closing. I lifted up. I lifted
up and I looked at him. The pressure, dude, Oh,
it was terrific. It's terrific. So yeah, I'm not a fan.
Speaker 4 (13:29):
Okay, yeah, yeah, I'm sorry that you had to go
through that, the pressure, but yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
He didn't The dude was hot, and you hot.
Speaker 4 (13:37):
Dude didn't ask me how the pressure was in that
way and you're naked and I'm completely naked.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Did he ever have you flip over?
Speaker 2 (13:44):
He did? He did?
Speaker 1 (13:46):
Not really nice. I've seen this porn, this porn so.
Speaker 4 (13:50):
Like, but like I get a little turned on at
massages anyway, even if.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
It's like like in the past, a disgusting hot girl too,
Like I don't know, I can't really, I really that's
going to happen.
Speaker 4 (14:02):
But like you have some really like some feelings sometimes and.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
Like hoping when they're on the legs that they go
a little like.
Speaker 4 (14:11):
There was one time I was on my stomach, my stomach,
I'm on my stomach, and I was like he was
like rubbing my like doing like rubbing my waist right,
and then he kind of like put his hands in like.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Front a little bit and it wasn't It was just
like his massage move. But I had never really seen
that move before.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
Were you hoping?
Speaker 4 (14:30):
And I kind of like enjoyed. I enjoyed it a
little bit. And I had thought she.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
Put her hands he put her hands there and she
just screamed out.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
That's awesome.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
So do you have a moment.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
I didn't have a moment.
Speaker 4 (14:48):
I didn't have a moment, but it was good and
I might be requesting this gentleman next again.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Get request for next time?
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Yeah, Well, the big question I don't care about this massage.
The big question is how was the pasta salad down?
The family wanted lasagna. All of your your aunts, your
your cousins, your sister, your mom, they don't want lazagna. Yeah,
you don't need to roll your eyes. You're having lazagna.
Nice little salad, side salad, garlic bread, the typical meal.
(15:21):
And then asshole here who doesn't want lasagna? I'm bringing
pasta salad, which makes no fucking sense. Yeah, pasta salad
with lasagna, double dusk.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
Like a couple, like a couple of different choices. It's
really hot. You're talking about cool pasta salad.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Nobody wanted that. Well, you have a caesar salad for
the cool salad.
Speaker 4 (15:40):
Thank you, No, I said I, So I told them
what the plan was, that I was making one for Robert.
So I lied to everybody, told him that. And then
hat said, oh, I just had this already made, so I'm.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
Just gonna bring the giant thing of it. By the way,
just had it made. Have you know everybody had a helping?
Speaker 1 (15:58):
What are they?
Speaker 2 (15:59):
Everybody had to help? We know the recipe?
Speaker 3 (16:02):
Yeah, we know how everyone they found out you were
making something. Your mom sent a text thread out and said, hey, everyone,
you know what to do. And then when they had
the pasta sow they all went yum, Emily so good.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
What happened to get this recipe? What happened when you
went over to her family's place for things giving?
Speaker 3 (16:23):
I was told I was told potato potatoes and I'll
never forget, and going, Emma, this is delicious. And then
poor Charlotte Uh, Emily's little niece had to go.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
This is good, Aunt Emily. You're trying to tell us
right now with lasagna, caesar salad, everybody enjoyed pasta salad.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
Big fucking
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Ship.
We heard on Friday that it was the big mom
pays for Everything trip.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Sure wasn't, Eddie?
Speaker 1 (00:06):
Well apparently not. That's not great. Yeah, geez Emily went
up to the big Look costa resource and so the
Omni look cost this past weekend. The big debate on
Friday was about this damn pasta solid. So we're gonna
find out how the pasta slid went over. Plus apparently
(00:28):
there was some interesting things that happened during the massage
as well.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
We ain't done yet.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
It's time for the podcast over.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Yet, completely uncensored and unacting filtered except for that part.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
The show's after show starts.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Now, this is it the end of the girls trip,
because Mom's not the bill for everything.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
I don't thinks she bought you a thousand dollars dress.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
She did it.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
She bought me one hundred and like a little over
one hundred dollars for birthday and it was my birthday present.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
It was nine hundred dollars over one hundred. It was
a little over.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Probably found that to wear it once it.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Was like, it wasn't are paying for a pretty cheap dress.
It was a pretty cheap dress, So what did you
have to pay?
Speaker 5 (01:21):
For a lot of stuff.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
Just a little four years ago. I don't know if
you guys ever ever aware of this. The way that
this started was my mom and my aunt and my
mom's sisters all sold a piece of property in p
and they came.
Speaker 5 (01:35):
The Omni LaCosta.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
It wasn't it was like in a commercial area anyway,
so that they they had cashed that out and had
gotten a pretty from what I understand, a big chunk
of cash each of them split between the sisters.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Right, guy's never been more interested in Souch.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
She's upstrated.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
It is so interesting.
Speaker 5 (01:55):
Well, yeah, and all I can think in my mind
is did Emily do to her mom? If you don't,
I'm asking.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
I didn't. I didn't. That that's too I did, too.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
High, even too inappropriate for me to ask. I was
dying to know, but I know it was enough for
me to know about it, okay. Right, And so my
mom and my aunt, just two of the aunts were
the ones that said, hey, let's do that we got
all this money, why we let's start a tradition with
the girls, and like let's totally treat them and go
(02:24):
all out to like a very fancy place and like
do everything whole weekend. The girls don't have to pay
for anything, like, this is going to be our thing.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Yeah, like we can.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
We got this money, like, let's do this, let's do this.
So we did it for one year and then we
had so much fun. So then it's going to be
a recurring thing, right, And so it started out where
they were paying for everything.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Gradually, let's slip it away.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
So two years it was that. Last year you started
have to pay for a thing or two which you
didn't like.
Speaker 6 (02:50):
Yeah, like a meal, you're awakening this year?
Speaker 1 (02:55):
How much?
Speaker 5 (02:55):
This year?
Speaker 2 (02:56):
It was not good. It was a blast. But like
the villa that we get that's itself.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
Is paid for by them, which it's expensive. I think
it's probably like around eight or nine hundred bucks a night,
maybe even a thousand to be honest, probably that much
because it's like three giant bedrooms.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
It's huge place, so they're paying for that.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
But then we all split, like the first day lunch,
which is the Friday afternoon lunch lunch, the Friday night
dinner at Bob's Steakhouse.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Which is not cheap on you guys.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
On us, and then my sister and I split the
spa lunch on the Saturday about the treatments, and then
we close out and we got to pay for our
own treatments. My treatment was was expensive?
Speaker 1 (03:40):
How wasn't how much was?
Speaker 3 (03:43):
You can't point at me and.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
If you don't mind, it was it.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
Was a fifty minute like the lowest one that they had,
and like the lowest level massage that they had.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
So three after two, Yeah, it's crazy.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
This spa is incredible.
Speaker 5 (04:02):
So don't you can spend all day and they are
with their It's incredible.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
This is like probably one of the better, better spas.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
It's so gorgeous.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
Stop but it is like very expective obviously. Okay, so
it was a little bit of a harsh weekend on
my wallet, harsh week on my wallet lay.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
For a little bit.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
So do you think it will continue?
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Yes, it's going to continue.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
But because you're a coward and you won't actually say.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
I was debating about it, I am a coward. What
are you go?
Speaker 3 (04:35):
If your mom says she wants all the all the
ladies to split the bill for the villain too.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
Well then I'd say I can't afford it, Like that's it,
I can't afford it. I mean I might then I'm
I might as well just like take my family to
Hawaii at this point yourself, that's actually true, that's actually true,
And so we're gonna we have such an amazing time
because we get along so well and we're also fun
with each other.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
So we're gonna keep doing it. But I probably should
have a convo about the price.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Well, what you know, does it have to be at
that spot, can it be at a lesser or.
Speaker 5 (05:05):
Can you just hang by the pool all day because
their pools are super nice?
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Six Okay, well.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
I think my sistruction brought that up, and then I
don't think my aunt was like, oh she was like
it worked, like kind of like if it's not broke,
don't fix it, like it's works.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
It is broken.
Speaker 5 (05:21):
Emily's wallet is broken, ye yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Yeah yeah broken. So the treatment you got massage, yes,
and apparently there was something a little extra that came
with the massage.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
So you know how it works with massages. You all
sit in the relaxation room and you wait for your
person to come and gather you.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
And this place is such a big massage so like.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
At like right ahead, my say my massages on eleven
at like you know, ten forty five. The room is
filled with people like all waiting to go get their treatments,
because I mean, there's so many treat rooms. There's probably
like probably there's like thirty to forty people in this
giant room and their robes all this stuff.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
And so you start seeing all.
Speaker 4 (06:03):
The massage therapists and the estheticians coming, like you know,
write it right before eleven because that's when a lot
of the massages start to gather their people. And so
it's funny you kind of see, like you judge everybody
that kind of walks up a little bit like mine. Oh,
I don't know if I want that person to be mine.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
That looks like a like.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
Full on bad judging books friends coming, but you're getting like.
Speaker 5 (06:25):
Well, like looks like they got strong hands, or that
person looks like they got sky hands. I don't want that,
you know what I mean? Like, could you imagine like
me giving a massage.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Oh yeah, I'd see it and be like, oh that's
gonna suck.
Speaker 6 (06:40):
Delicate, Okayand and especially if you're getting a massage, it
means even more because like I don't even necessarily know
if I look at people like that when they're coming
to get you when you get a facial like the
massage part.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
I don't know, it matters a little bit. It's an
hardily and I don't specify male or female either. I
don't care.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
They ask you, and so I said, whatever is avail,
whatever however you assign, It's okay. It doesn't matter to me.
I'm an equal, equal opportunity.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Do you go full nudy patuity, nudy patuity?
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Of course I do.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Really, yeah, you don't care everything. You don't care about
the guy girl.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
No, god, no, no, no, no, it doesn't bother me.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
One. I mean no, you know you can't go full
Google massage. Okay, get a little.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
Just a little like okay, okay, I mean, this isn't
those places that I go to sometimes off just.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
A little work.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
But now you're full.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
It's not like the farthest from that Eddy.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
This is farthest from the forty five dollars massages I
get off. You're definitely not okay, And so everybody starts
getting picked up for the massages.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Randomly enough. I was actually the last one in there
out of all let's say forty people. I was waiting.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
I was thet.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
You're probably right you're totally probably right.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
And that's when I'm waiting in my seat and I'm
looking out towards the big open window with the fountain
out front, and then they're all kind of coming from
the treat rooms that are on that side.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
And that's what I see.
Speaker 4 (08:08):
A handsome gentleman walking out towards me, A bigger, bigger guy,
very well shaped, like good shape, like big arms, like
a really kind of cute set of hair on top.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
He's a brunette, all this other stuff.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
A cute set of hair, cute set of hair cut.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Very great thick hair, and it was like gelled back,
cute set of.
Speaker 4 (08:35):
Hair, cute set of hair, cute set hair.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
And I just noticed his hair and his muscles. And
then he.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
Starts walking towards the treatment of the room where I'm
waiting and says, Emily, you.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Have to come back to my room.
Speaker 5 (08:59):
European he wasn't.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
He was probably from the Mesa.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
To be honest, girl, he bro And that's when I
realized that the guy guy's coming for me.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Oh, this guy's coming for me.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Why do you have that look?
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Happy thoughts?
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Look at this you're almost flush?
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Yeah, to be honest, like the last year.
Speaker 4 (09:19):
I had a gentleman picked me up last year at
the spa there, I had a gentleman and he was
it was a great massage. It was a great massage, okay,
but he was not as a looker, not not even
a little like complete opposite, complete opposite. So it was
just kind of a little fun little thing. When I
saw it, it was that there is going to be
a really handsome man that's going to be.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Imagine if a guy said this, if we said.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
This, we'd be gross.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Oh this chick was so hot, he's gonna be this
would be a little fun. That's the fun. Hot chick
rubbing me down.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
Chits on my back, which massage?
Speaker 5 (09:57):
I don't think I said, he's stopped being so perverted.
I'd like to hear Emily Standard.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
You know what I'm not talking about, Like my leg
was it hard?
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Sorry?
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Sorry? I thought we were all for massage. I thought
we were all thinking it. That's the only way I
think you would cheat is if if there was a
hot massage in you and he accidentally let a finger slip.
I don't think you'd say anything.
Speaker 5 (10:26):
If there was a hot person massaging. No, I am
that much of a massage, that is, but they've used
other words in lesbians.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
But yeah, I know I have the thought.
Speaker 5 (10:38):
Often when I'm getting a massage, because I am such
a massage whore, like I have weird thoughts of like, Okay,
if this person wants to come home and be our third, like,
that's fine, as long as I get a massage.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
All the time.
Speaker 5 (10:49):
And I've never had like, I've never had a hot guy,
so I don't know.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
I don't even know that you never had a hot
guy massage?
Speaker 5 (10:59):
Messuse no, cause I always say I prefer a woman,
and I think I've only had a guy massage once
and it was like just whatever, you know, nothing impressive.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
I've had a guy massage.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Yeah, how do you like that?
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Idiot? I well, if you're referring to the hair on
his arms, it's wonderful. I always ask for a female
because guys rubbing me down.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
I know, I just I don't like people touching me
male or female, but it includes my family but a bro.
But dude, I can't, I can't.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
I can't. So I show up to my appointment and
they made a mistake. They didn't write down my preference
and they said, we only have one person and it's
a male. I couldn't do it, and so I was like,
I guess we're doing this. And so I went in
and this husky man came in. You might think he's hot.
I don't know. He's he's built like he's you know.
(11:55):
They got the tight white shirt on. It's like you know,
you know, and he comes in. No, it wasn't. And
the massage starts happening, and I'm trying desperately in my
head just to not think about what's happening. Be in
the moment. I can't because again he had Robin Williams arms.
(12:16):
The hair is just rubbing against me. And listen, I'm
no homophobe now, like whatever you want to do, whatever
you want, it's fine, but dude rubbing me down. It
was a little much. And then the worst part was
when he leaned in whispered in my ear and said,
hose the pressure. I swear to god, that is how
(12:39):
he because you got the you think about you hear
the music and.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
He stops for a second.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
Yeah, and what's he gonna say to.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Me, hose the pressure. That's when I got to this dude,
just stop stop.
Speaker 4 (13:00):
I know.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
I got like thirty minutes left. Pressure is not good.
Pressure is not good. Pressure is not good. No, thank you, sir,
Hey Ben stop stop. I'll never forget him. I'll never
forget him. He was my first.
Speaker 4 (13:17):
I don't give anything to see Eddie's face based out
in the little.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Yeah, his eyes are closing. I lifted up. I lifted
up and I looked at him. The pressure, dude, Oh,
it was terrific. It's terrific. So yeah, I'm not a fan.
Speaker 4 (13:29):
Okay, yeah, yeah, I'm sorry that you had to go
through that, the pressure, but yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
He didn't The dude was hot, and you hot.
Speaker 4 (13:37):
Dude didn't ask me how the pressure was in that
way and you're naked and I'm completely naked.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Did he ever have you flip over?
Speaker 2 (13:44):
He did? He did?
Speaker 1 (13:46):
Not really nice. I've seen this porn, this porn so.
Speaker 4 (13:50):
Like, but like I get a little turned on at
massages anyway, even if.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
It's like like in the past, a disgusting hot girl too,
Like I don't know, I can't really, I really that's
going to happen.
Speaker 4 (14:02):
But like you have some really like some feelings sometimes and.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
Like hoping when they're on the legs that they go
a little like.
Speaker 4 (14:11):
There was one time I was on my stomach, my stomach,
I'm on my stomach, and I was like he was
like rubbing my like doing like rubbing my waist right,
and then he kind of like put his hands in like.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Front a little bit and it wasn't It was just
like his massage move. But I had never really seen
that move before.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
Were you hoping?
Speaker 4 (14:30):
And I kind of like enjoyed. I enjoyed it a
little bit. And I had thought she.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
Put her hands he put her hands there and she
just screamed out.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
That's awesome.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
So do you have a moment.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
I didn't have a moment.
Speaker 4 (14:48):
I didn't have a moment, but it was good and
I might be requesting this gentleman next again.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Get request for next time?
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Yeah, Well, the big question I don't care about this massage.
The big question is how was the pasta salad down?
The family wanted lasagna. All of your your aunts, your
your cousins, your sister, your mom, they don't want lazagna. Yeah,
you don't need to roll your eyes. You're having lazagna.
Nice little salad, side salad, garlic bread, the typical meal.
(15:21):
And then asshole here who doesn't want lasagna? I'm bringing
pasta salad, which makes no fucking sense. Yeah, pasta salad
with lasagna, double dusk.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
Like a couple, like a couple of different choices. It's
really hot. You're talking about cool pasta salad.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Nobody wanted that. Well, you have a caesar salad for
the cool salad.
Speaker 4 (15:40):
Thank you, No, I said I, So I told them
what the plan was, that I was making one for Robert.
So I lied to everybody, told him that. And then
hat said, oh, I just had this already made, so I'm.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
Just gonna bring the giant thing of it. By the way,
just had it made. Have you know everybody had a helping?
Speaker 1 (15:58):
What are they?
Speaker 2 (15:59):
Everybody had to help? We know the recipe?
Speaker 3 (16:02):
Yeah, we know how everyone they found out you were
making something. Your mom sent a text thread out and said, hey, everyone,
you know what to do. And then when they had
the pasta sow they all went yum, Emily so good.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
What happened to get this recipe? What happened when you
went over to her family's place for things giving?
Speaker 3 (16:23):
I was told I was told potato potatoes and I'll
never forget, and going, Emma, this is delicious. And then
poor Charlotte Uh, Emily's little niece had to go.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
This is good, Aunt Emily. You're trying to tell us
right now with lasagna, caesar salad, everybody enjoyed pasta salad.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
Big fucking
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Ship.
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