September 10, 2024 • 13 mins
On today's P1 Podcast, we discuss the averages and desired sizes of mans best friend in the bedroom
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Nothing like a big dick on ladies, ladies like a.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Big old cat energy.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
Yeah, you.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Big dick?
Speaker 4 (00:14):
Hey, okay, Eddie wants us to give it to him,
and Thor wants to write it is that what.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
I'm This is what the lady says, what the ladies say?
Speaker 5 (00:23):
Oh, you guys are being late.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
In this room.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Davidson, Pete Davidson so fucking ugly, but he's got that.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
B d e like a big old dick.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
That's how hot to girl got famous. Kind of that bang.
Speaker 6 (00:45):
Well, I guess a big dick. It's it's all preference.
What is the actual size of penis that you guys enjoy?
Speaker 3 (00:55):
We ain't done yet.
Speaker 7 (01:00):
Over a year, completely uncensored and uncting filtered except for
that part.
Speaker 5 (01:07):
The show's after show starts.
Speaker 6 (01:11):
Now, man, twelve inches, you're not gonna bother, right, Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:16):
I would never be able to a guy with a
twelve years.
Speaker 8 (01:20):
She's not too small folded in half hit wait, god,
half can I do that?
Speaker 1 (01:27):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
I don't think it can.
Speaker 7 (01:29):
I think it would bring you that big Oh wait,
oh wow, penis sized. Penis talks the name of this episode,
but we're doing.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Welcome to Cocktalk Sky break it down. What's your favorite
size cock?
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Oh you need to draw a picture of mine.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Oh, you don't really need to. I don't know what
there it is.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
I'm trying to, you know, visualize it.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
There's no way the one that likes is won't fit
on that paper.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Paper really huge.
Speaker 5 (02:08):
I'd like to see you try and draw the the
ideal dick. Okay, okay, this is Yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
I tried to give her my pen and she tored
me like it has cooties all over.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
It is so straight?
Speaker 5 (02:20):
Yeah, where is it? Where's it going?
Speaker 1 (02:21):
This is the weirdest looking panis.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
I've ever seen a SpaceX penis where it has one ball.
Speaker 5 (02:29):
That's a weird fucking penis. Emily. I don't like what
you're doing with your put it.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Uh by your face so that I could tell the
size that.
Speaker 5 (02:39):
Okay, I can't believe a little too big.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
That might be a little wise girl.
Speaker 8 (02:46):
Yeah, I mean this is ideal, right, right, it's about
seven inches?
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Said, yeah, I bet that's about seven inches.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
That's what you want go by to.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Seven by two inches.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
That's a weird penis. Seven by two That is not
a real penis.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
That's a like a cigar.
Speaker 5 (03:10):
Yeah, I was gonna go like a straw. But you're right, Yeah,
maybe more.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
That's a terrible penis.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
I think I.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Really trusted you, Emily penis so you don't.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Think that's a good one.
Speaker 5 (03:22):
So you want yours three times longer than you want it? Thick?
You don't. You don't appreciate a thick.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Thick car two inches that like thick.
Speaker 5 (03:34):
That's not much for you.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Gan a girth.
Speaker 5 (03:36):
Yeah, she's going back to the drawing part.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Maybe my ear hole thing up a little.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
I'm just I can't measures wild.
Speaker 5 (03:50):
You are so weird.
Speaker 6 (03:51):
We're talking about penis size because I guess it has
come out what the ideal penis size actually is.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
You we hear a lot of talk about big dicks.
Everybody wants a big.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Dick, everybody wants one.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Maybe that's not the ideal size.
Speaker 9 (04:07):
I saw a porn once, What's Up where this guy
was banging this chick and he was like one hundred
and ten pounds.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
I swear it was like Jamie's.
Speaker 9 (04:14):
Size, skinny, but he had a like I swear it
was like a two foot dick.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
So James, it was you know what, it's funny to
say that.
Speaker 9 (04:22):
I feel like Jamie's got a big hog for some reason,
because he's so skinny, he's got a mustache, and then
all of a sudden, giant penis.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
But I feel like that. I feel like Jamie. I
feel like Jamie.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
He's felt like a ken doll. Yeah.
Speaker 9 (04:37):
I feel like Jamie's penis is just long and not thick,
very long.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
He's very long, like a pencil.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Yeah, Jamie poenis is a very pencil like.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Yeah. I feel like you have like a highlighter.
Speaker 6 (04:49):
Yeah, rubber band, like three of them, rubber band together, highlighter.
Speaker 5 (04:55):
Rubber band together.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
I stop thinking enough for Scott, figging enough for Scott,
like King Kong.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Style, bigger than my diagram.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Yeah, everything's bigger than your.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Guys is like you ever seen elephants?
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Dick not good enough whale?
Speaker 4 (05:10):
Okay, I'm not going blue whale, Dick, You're fucking weird.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
I called blue whale, I don't call well.
Speaker 9 (05:16):
Yeah, knocked the funk out in his deck when he
unrolls it.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Yeah, there we go.
Speaker 5 (05:25):
I'm not saying that.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
I'm just saying Emily's measurements are wild, is what they're really?
Speaker 1 (05:31):
That girth is he'soling.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Yeah, I wanted a little thicker, but nothing.
Speaker 6 (05:36):
So nothing beats a plane when you want to dick.
That's about the length wise about seven inches.
Speaker 8 (05:44):
Yeah, I mean it can kind of hurt if it goes,
if it's if it's too long.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
I mean, you know that's way above the average.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
I love the average is five, right.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
I think so, I don't know what the latest measurements
were up on the times.
Speaker 8 (05:57):
Oh, I don't feel like with the question though, I'm
shooting for the stars. I'm saying ideally, yeah, I would
be fine with something smaller than this, like that'd be fine.
But this is like a dream in a dream world.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Oh, she was.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
A guy that was like an injured like like a Jamie.
Speaker 8 (06:11):
I almost I almost had sex with a micro penis?
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Oh why did we do it?
Speaker 3 (06:16):
I couldn't. I couldn't. I sat there for a second,
and I was like the room kind of I didn't laugh.
It was the size of like high hard. I'm telling you,
look it up. It's a thing like.
Speaker 5 (06:31):
You got to warn SOMEBODYMI d.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Percent you should he didn't.
Speaker 8 (06:36):
No, no, no, no, But I mean this is a
very long time ago.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
It was like I was probably like.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Maybe maybe woman, how many people were in the room.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
They were in the other room.
Speaker 5 (06:52):
Yeah wow, yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
So they surveyed about a thousand heterosexual women asking what
is your ideal size? They then surveyed about one hundred men,
saying what do you think These chicks said their ideal size.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Was my opinion just changed based on girth from sky.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Yeah, no idea, the size of a fucking forearm.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
Well now I think like Emily has the most narrow
vagina in the world, very narrow.
Speaker 5 (07:22):
So tight, so tight you can only fit two and
a half inches.
Speaker 8 (07:25):
Wait a minute, you know, like a challenge. Wait, I
don't think two and a half inches is that narrow?
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Not for what sky?
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Come on, bro, Honestly, then you go to like three inches.
That's like kind of scary.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (07:39):
Well, maybe they're measuring.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
There.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
I'm trying to see it's comparable.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
I think they the measurement is all the way around,
not across, do you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (07:52):
Yeah, well then I mean.
Speaker 8 (07:55):
Not like when you talk about like the with the
girth of something, it's usually measured straight across.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
That's how you measure a circle, you know what I mean.
Speaker 5 (08:02):
Like the circumfort.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
But but I think in the world of the penis,
they go all the I honestly we disagree.
Speaker 9 (08:09):
I respect Emily's opinion on penises more than Scott's.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Right, I feel like Emily no offense. I'm not.
Speaker 9 (08:16):
This isn't to be like a slut shaming joke. But
Emily's just seen more penises. Most people have seen more
penises than Scott. I've seen more penises than Scott today.
Speaker 8 (08:26):
Or like, if somebody asked you how big your dick was,
you don't have to answer, but you would say the
leg And then if somebody said how white, how big?
Speaker 3 (08:32):
How big is it when you go across?
Speaker 9 (08:34):
Yeah, I would be like, well, I'd probably say I
don't know. It's it's a thick I have a thick penis, though,
do you It's not crazy.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
I think everything about my penis is pretty average.
Speaker 5 (08:46):
I've been told I've been told what have you been?
Speaker 9 (08:48):
By my wife that it's a that she loves my
penis and it's a good thickness.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
I have a big head. I've been told that you
said you have a perfect head, A perfect I have
a perfect head.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
It's a maca.
Speaker 5 (09:00):
It also a grower, does it even down there?
Speaker 10 (09:05):
Shoots out loads? It's I do I haven't told her
that perfectness. Uh by my wife, I've been told.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
That the all in the world. That's what I've been told.
Speaker 5 (09:21):
Yeah, all the ladies love it.
Speaker 9 (09:23):
Yeah, it's a perfect length, perfect girth, it's perfect.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Don't vote for Kamal whatever, whatever her.
Speaker 5 (09:33):
Rat, it's definitely not conrad. Okay, Well, so we can
all know what the.
Speaker 4 (09:41):
Average US man's measurements are, so we can kind of
put to bed this whole girth question. So the average
length is five point one seven inches, very average.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
But I have a nice thickness. I'm also a grower,
not a show I know you've said that shall be
seen in the shower. Don't think whoa.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
I mean planned on seeing you in the shower today.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
Off, you are in the shower.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
We're in the shower, and you're like, man, it's small.
I'm like check, wait a second, yeah, going just to show.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
You in the shower, you're gonna get your dick on.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
This is just to show you.
Speaker 9 (10:22):
I don't want to see what I'm proving a pointnte.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Just give me a second.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
I'm getting the out of here.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Just give me a second, bro.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
I'm going over in the other stole with Jamie nothing
to see.
Speaker 4 (10:35):
There isn't there like a third shower, shower by yourself.
Speaker 5 (10:43):
There's only two, and Jamie's in one of.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
I gotta get clean.
Speaker 5 (10:47):
I don't know what this is a weird place, you guys.
Speaker 4 (10:49):
Are, lady it's fine, that's fine, okay, Okay, So five
one seven inches average length.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Average average average.
Speaker 4 (11:01):
Girth of a US fan Emily four point five nine inches.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
Then you're then you're right.
Speaker 4 (11:10):
It's all the way, all the way around, So you
want so you want five inches. If you're going two
and a half across, you want five inches all the way.
Speaker 5 (11:18):
I'm not.
Speaker 4 (11:19):
I just need two point five compared to these numbers
i'm looking at. Okay, So what do guys think the
ladies want? Guys think we want a big long.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Dick, that's what they think.
Speaker 4 (11:33):
And they also and we also want it more girthy.
But guys think we want it more lengthy than girthy.
They think we want six point five inches long.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
It sounds pretty right, and.
Speaker 4 (11:43):
Our desired girth is five point five inches, so we
want at least that would extra inch on both according
to guys, But when they actually surveyed the women, we
are much more realists stick and our goal six.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Point five inches and five inches. That's a huge dick,
like six point five inches long.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
And I think.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
About how big that is. That's a big fucking cock anyway.
Speaker 7 (12:14):
Wow, oh my god, I'm still working on I don't
think it's that big.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
I think you're thinking five inches bigger than it is.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Not know what he's talking about. I have a penis.
Speaker 5 (12:27):
Well.
Speaker 4 (12:28):
When they surveyed, the lady, like I said, we're being
more realistic. We want a little bit more length. So
the average is about five point one. We want five
point five inches. We say it would be ideal. And
when it comes to girth, the US average is four
point five nine. The lady said that we want four
(12:49):
point five when it comes to girth.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Wow, sky, what I've seen your vagina?
Speaker 5 (12:55):
What are you getting in there?
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Excuse me? This is weird. Yeah, I think I'm weird.
Nothing like a big dick on ladies, ladies like a.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Big old cat energy.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
Yeah, you.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Big dick?
Speaker 4 (00:14):
Hey, okay, Eddie wants us to give it to him,
and Thor wants to write it is that what.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
I'm This is what the lady says, what the ladies say?
Speaker 5 (00:23):
Oh, you guys are being late.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
In this room.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Davidson, Pete Davidson so fucking ugly, but he's got that.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
B d e like a big old dick.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
That's how hot to girl got famous. Kind of that bang.
Speaker 6 (00:45):
Well, I guess a big dick. It's it's all preference.
What is the actual size of penis that you guys enjoy?
Speaker 3 (00:55):
We ain't done yet.
Speaker 7 (01:00):
Over a year, completely uncensored and uncting filtered except for
that part.
Speaker 5 (01:07):
The show's after show starts.
Speaker 6 (01:11):
Now, man, twelve inches, you're not gonna bother, right, Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:16):
I would never be able to a guy with a
twelve years.
Speaker 8 (01:20):
She's not too small folded in half hit wait, god,
half can I do that?
Speaker 1 (01:27):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
I don't think it can.
Speaker 7 (01:29):
I think it would bring you that big Oh wait,
oh wow, penis sized. Penis talks the name of this episode,
but we're doing.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Welcome to Cocktalk Sky break it down. What's your favorite
size cock?
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Oh you need to draw a picture of mine.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Oh, you don't really need to. I don't know what
there it is.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
I'm trying to, you know, visualize it.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
There's no way the one that likes is won't fit
on that paper.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Paper really huge.
Speaker 5 (02:08):
I'd like to see you try and draw the the
ideal dick. Okay, okay, this is Yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
I tried to give her my pen and she tored
me like it has cooties all over.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
It is so straight?
Speaker 5 (02:20):
Yeah, where is it? Where's it going?
Speaker 1 (02:21):
This is the weirdest looking panis.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
I've ever seen a SpaceX penis where it has one ball.
Speaker 5 (02:29):
That's a weird fucking penis. Emily. I don't like what
you're doing with your put it.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Uh by your face so that I could tell the
size that.
Speaker 5 (02:39):
Okay, I can't believe a little too big.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
That might be a little wise girl.
Speaker 8 (02:46):
Yeah, I mean this is ideal, right, right, it's about
seven inches?
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Said, yeah, I bet that's about seven inches.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
That's what you want go by to.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Seven by two inches.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
That's a weird penis. Seven by two That is not
a real penis.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
That's a like a cigar.
Speaker 5 (03:10):
Yeah, I was gonna go like a straw. But you're right, Yeah,
maybe more.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
That's a terrible penis.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
I think I.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Really trusted you, Emily penis so you don't.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Think that's a good one.
Speaker 5 (03:22):
So you want yours three times longer than you want it? Thick?
You don't. You don't appreciate a thick.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Thick car two inches that like thick.
Speaker 5 (03:34):
That's not much for you.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Gan a girth.
Speaker 5 (03:36):
Yeah, she's going back to the drawing part.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Maybe my ear hole thing up a little.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
I'm just I can't measures wild.
Speaker 5 (03:50):
You are so weird.
Speaker 6 (03:51):
We're talking about penis size because I guess it has
come out what the ideal penis size actually is.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
You we hear a lot of talk about big dicks.
Everybody wants a big.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Dick, everybody wants one.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Maybe that's not the ideal size.
Speaker 9 (04:07):
I saw a porn once, What's Up where this guy
was banging this chick and he was like one hundred
and ten pounds.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
I swear it was like Jamie's.
Speaker 9 (04:14):
Size, skinny, but he had a like I swear it
was like a two foot dick.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
So James, it was you know what, it's funny to
say that.
Speaker 9 (04:22):
I feel like Jamie's got a big hog for some reason,
because he's so skinny, he's got a mustache, and then
all of a sudden, giant penis.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
But I feel like that. I feel like Jamie. I
feel like Jamie.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
He's felt like a ken doll. Yeah.
Speaker 9 (04:37):
I feel like Jamie's penis is just long and not thick,
very long.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
He's very long, like a pencil.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Yeah, Jamie poenis is a very pencil like.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Yeah. I feel like you have like a highlighter.
Speaker 6 (04:49):
Yeah, rubber band, like three of them, rubber band together, highlighter.
Speaker 5 (04:55):
Rubber band together.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
I stop thinking enough for Scott, figging enough for Scott,
like King Kong.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Style, bigger than my diagram.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Yeah, everything's bigger than your.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Guys is like you ever seen elephants?
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Dick not good enough whale?
Speaker 4 (05:10):
Okay, I'm not going blue whale, Dick, You're fucking weird.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
I called blue whale, I don't call well.
Speaker 9 (05:16):
Yeah, knocked the funk out in his deck when he
unrolls it.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Yeah, there we go.
Speaker 5 (05:25):
I'm not saying that.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
I'm just saying Emily's measurements are wild, is what they're really?
Speaker 1 (05:31):
That girth is he'soling.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Yeah, I wanted a little thicker, but nothing.
Speaker 6 (05:36):
So nothing beats a plane when you want to dick.
That's about the length wise about seven inches.
Speaker 8 (05:44):
Yeah, I mean it can kind of hurt if it goes,
if it's if it's too long.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
I mean, you know that's way above the average.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
I love the average is five, right.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
I think so, I don't know what the latest measurements
were up on the times.
Speaker 8 (05:57):
Oh, I don't feel like with the question though, I'm
shooting for the stars. I'm saying ideally, yeah, I would
be fine with something smaller than this, like that'd be fine.
But this is like a dream in a dream world.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Oh, she was.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
A guy that was like an injured like like a Jamie.
Speaker 8 (06:11):
I almost I almost had sex with a micro penis?
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Oh why did we do it?
Speaker 3 (06:16):
I couldn't. I couldn't. I sat there for a second,
and I was like the room kind of I didn't laugh.
It was the size of like high hard. I'm telling you,
look it up. It's a thing like.
Speaker 5 (06:31):
You got to warn SOMEBODYMI d.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Percent you should he didn't.
Speaker 8 (06:36):
No, no, no, no, But I mean this is a
very long time ago.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
It was like I was probably like.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Maybe maybe woman, how many people were in the room.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
They were in the other room.
Speaker 5 (06:52):
Yeah wow, yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
So they surveyed about a thousand heterosexual women asking what
is your ideal size? They then surveyed about one hundred men,
saying what do you think These chicks said their ideal size.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Was my opinion just changed based on girth from sky.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Yeah, no idea, the size of a fucking forearm.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
Well now I think like Emily has the most narrow
vagina in the world, very narrow.
Speaker 5 (07:22):
So tight, so tight you can only fit two and
a half inches.
Speaker 8 (07:25):
Wait a minute, you know, like a challenge. Wait, I
don't think two and a half inches is that narrow?
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Not for what sky?
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Come on, bro, Honestly, then you go to like three inches.
That's like kind of scary.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (07:39):
Well, maybe they're measuring.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
There.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
I'm trying to see it's comparable.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
I think they the measurement is all the way around,
not across, do you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (07:52):
Yeah, well then I mean.
Speaker 8 (07:55):
Not like when you talk about like the with the
girth of something, it's usually measured straight across.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
That's how you measure a circle, you know what I mean.
Speaker 5 (08:02):
Like the circumfort.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
But but I think in the world of the penis,
they go all the I honestly we disagree.
Speaker 9 (08:09):
I respect Emily's opinion on penises more than Scott's.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Right, I feel like Emily no offense. I'm not.
Speaker 9 (08:16):
This isn't to be like a slut shaming joke. But
Emily's just seen more penises. Most people have seen more
penises than Scott. I've seen more penises than Scott today.
Speaker 8 (08:26):
Or like, if somebody asked you how big your dick was,
you don't have to answer, but you would say the
leg And then if somebody said how white, how big?
Speaker 3 (08:32):
How big is it when you go across?
Speaker 9 (08:34):
Yeah, I would be like, well, I'd probably say I
don't know. It's it's a thick I have a thick penis, though,
do you It's not crazy.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
I think everything about my penis is pretty average.
Speaker 5 (08:46):
I've been told I've been told what have you been?
Speaker 9 (08:48):
By my wife that it's a that she loves my
penis and it's a good thickness.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
I have a big head. I've been told that you
said you have a perfect head, A perfect I have
a perfect head.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
It's a maca.
Speaker 5 (09:00):
It also a grower, does it even down there?
Speaker 10 (09:05):
Shoots out loads? It's I do I haven't told her
that perfectness. Uh by my wife, I've been told.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
That the all in the world. That's what I've been told.
Speaker 5 (09:21):
Yeah, all the ladies love it.
Speaker 9 (09:23):
Yeah, it's a perfect length, perfect girth, it's perfect.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Don't vote for Kamal whatever, whatever her.
Speaker 5 (09:33):
Rat, it's definitely not conrad. Okay, Well, so we can
all know what the.
Speaker 4 (09:41):
Average US man's measurements are, so we can kind of
put to bed this whole girth question. So the average
length is five point one seven inches, very average.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
But I have a nice thickness. I'm also a grower,
not a show I know you've said that shall be
seen in the shower. Don't think whoa.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
I mean planned on seeing you in the shower today.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
Off, you are in the shower.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
We're in the shower, and you're like, man, it's small.
I'm like check, wait a second, yeah, going just to show.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
You in the shower, you're gonna get your dick on.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
This is just to show you.
Speaker 9 (10:22):
I don't want to see what I'm proving a pointnte.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Just give me a second.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
I'm getting the out of here.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Just give me a second, bro.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
I'm going over in the other stole with Jamie nothing
to see.
Speaker 4 (10:35):
There isn't there like a third shower, shower by yourself.
Speaker 5 (10:43):
There's only two, and Jamie's in one of.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
I gotta get clean.
Speaker 5 (10:47):
I don't know what this is a weird place, you guys.
Speaker 4 (10:49):
Are, lady it's fine, that's fine, okay, Okay, So five
one seven inches average length.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Average average average.
Speaker 4 (11:01):
Girth of a US fan Emily four point five nine inches.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
Then you're then you're right.
Speaker 4 (11:10):
It's all the way, all the way around, So you
want so you want five inches. If you're going two
and a half across, you want five inches all the way.
Speaker 5 (11:18):
I'm not.
Speaker 4 (11:19):
I just need two point five compared to these numbers
i'm looking at. Okay, So what do guys think the
ladies want? Guys think we want a big long.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Dick, that's what they think.
Speaker 4 (11:33):
And they also and we also want it more girthy.
But guys think we want it more lengthy than girthy.
They think we want six point five inches long.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
It sounds pretty right, and.
Speaker 4 (11:43):
Our desired girth is five point five inches, so we
want at least that would extra inch on both according
to guys, But when they actually surveyed the women, we
are much more realists stick and our goal six.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Point five inches and five inches. That's a huge dick,
like six point five inches long.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
And I think.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
About how big that is. That's a big fucking cock anyway.
Speaker 7 (12:14):
Wow, oh my god, I'm still working on I don't
think it's that big.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
I think you're thinking five inches bigger than it is.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Not know what he's talking about. I have a penis.
Speaker 5 (12:27):
Well.
Speaker 4 (12:28):
When they surveyed, the lady, like I said, we're being
more realistic. We want a little bit more length. So
the average is about five point one. We want five
point five inches. We say it would be ideal. And
when it comes to girth, the US average is four
point five nine. The lady said that we want four
(12:49):
point five when it comes to girth.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Wow, sky, what I've seen your vagina?
Speaker 5 (12:55):
What are you getting in there?
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Excuse me? This is weird. Yeah, I think I'm weird.
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