September 25, 2024 • 16 mins
On today's P1 Podcast, Sky tells us (a little too much) about her anniversary and what her and The Boo did
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, earlier this morning, we sort of chronicled Sky's anniversary.
Yesterday's Sky in the Booze anniversary twenty four years together. Wow,
that's a lot about that. That's pretty crazy. We heard
you guys went to a nice, fancy dinner. Well, there
was a slight issue that wasn't chronicled. It all had
(00:20):
to do with what Sky chose to wear.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
We ain't done yet.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
It's time for the past a.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Year completely uncensored and unacting filtered except for that part
the show's after show starts now.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Yes, we heard all about the fact that Sky's husband,
the boo had a massive volcano eruption zip pop up
something else.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
That's what's freak off over, Scott freak off all.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Uh So, Yes, he had this giant zip that popped
up and that changed the course of everything, like history,
it really did. And then Sky said she took a
picture or they had a picture taken of them toasting
each other at said dinner. Wild picture, by the way, wild.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
It looks it doesn't look like an anniversary toast. It
looks like we just closed on a house toast, and.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
It's like it's it's like a forced candid shot.
Speaker 5 (01:33):
Yeah, you're having like not a friend take, but you
look at the camera and go cheers.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
I would put my drink up and go smile cheers.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
But they were like looking at each other awkwardly laughing
and like, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
He's mumbling I don't want to do this.
Speaker 5 (01:51):
He's got on his.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Face anything to absolutely miserable. But we did see in
that picture what you chose to wear to this fancy restaurant. Yea,
not a fancy outfit. It was a jean jacket.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Yeah, that's weird.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
I thought that was kind of odd.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Just didn't go windbreaker.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Because he wore a button down obviously. Yeah, yeah, what
was underneath a sweater?
Speaker 3 (02:16):
My outfit? It was the same outfit I wore when
we went out to dinner downtown during Morning Show boot camp.
I got a lot of compliments. It was like a
knitted long.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
I don't remember what you were yesterday.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
I have no clue what you're talking.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Like, Thor complimented me more than anybody else, saying, like, Sky,
you should really wear stuff like this more often. You've
been working hard on your body like you should.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Actually, I remember commenting you and giving you a once over.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Wait, I don't need it once over.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
But I don't remember like what you're wearing, but I
remember you look good. I remember complimenting you, yeah, yes.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Because the were out right. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
And she's got that trunk now yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Yeah. So it's a like a green and white knitted dress.
I want to say it's from like Hollist Okay, I.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Do remember this now.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Yes, I remember where that server was a dick the
whole time that that night.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
And I remember the two things I remember from no reason,
and I remember now, I really do you remember? And
you did look good? And I remember I go where'd
you get that? And you went Hollister bro.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
I remember that.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
I don't buy clothes.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
But you know the only reason he liked that outfit
is because your tits were popping.
Speaker 5 (03:24):
That's it.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Yeah, he had issue with eye contact that night because
he was sitting right across from at the dinner table. Yeah.
So that's the dress I chose to wear because that's
the only time I've worn it, so my husband hadn't
seen me in it yet. I don't buy new clothes.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Why the jean jacket.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Because I felt like that it was like either that
or a Grandma sweater. I mean, like you know what
are we You're inside.
Speaker 5 (03:50):
And like you're inside, you don't need a jacket.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
And proud a c was pumping in there. I'm not.
I'm not doing that. I don't need goosebu I'm gone come.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Well, if it's fine, don't get me wrong, it's whatever.
But that was not the original plan, right, Well.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
So that was the original plan. But I almost pivoted
at the last minute. You so, like I said, the
hobby hadn't seen the stress. I knew it was our anniversary.
We're going out. It's a nicer restaurant. The teaser popping, Okay,
that's what I'm gonna wear. So I had actually, very
unlike me, decided what I was gonna wear, like the
(04:29):
day before. Emily. Emily knows this doesn't happen with me.
She'll come, She'll come to me and be like, oh,
so that event tomorrow night, what are you gonna wear?
And I'll be like, dude, I haven't even started thinking
about it. And Emily's like tried on eighty outfits.
Speaker 5 (04:42):
Already shopping for staff. I'm already two weeks in thinking
about it, all of it, all of it.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
She just cried a couple of times Roberts.
Speaker 5 (04:53):
I was frustrated on my outfit.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Something came up with it later. So I had already
picked this out twenty four hours in advance. I thought, Okay,
this is great. The Hobby's gonna love it. It's tight,
Like I said, the teaser popping, The a's popping? Do
you say the A? I don't know? Podcast? Okay, okay,
the ass I don't know. And so so I knew
the Hobby would be all about it and would really
(05:19):
like it. He was bummed that he didn't get to
see the dress the first time I wore it, because
you know, I was bummed. Yeah, I mean, how often
does za guy get to see me in a new dress?
Like never? Like, I mean we've been together for thirty
weeks exactly, Like why would he care? That's the weird part.
I mean, I don't know if it's a blessing or
a curse, but that guy is so into me, so
into my body, like, don't get it. I know, right,
(05:42):
it's fucking wild. It is so anyway, So that's the plan, right,
so as we wait.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
You know what, I I liking him to that guy
we talked to you, he's a big mac every day
He's the Don Gorski of Scott Yes, you know he
like it. Don't matter how many big Macs he has.
He wants a fucking big mac every day and does
he ever get bored. Now, say well, why do you
like it? I don't know. I just like it.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
I like what I like.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
He said, why do you like sky so much? I
don't know, I just like it.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
Yeah, okay, loves it.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
He's the Don Gorky.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
That is kind of seems like a weird comparison, but
I definitely get.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
If Don Gorsky p Diddy, you'd have that guy.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
Wow, that was a while. Yeah, that's a think piece, true.
Speaker 5 (06:31):
Think about it.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
So uh so. Yeah, as we chronicled, you know that
this was a whole day of activities from my dollar
store gifts all the way to the sexy time, the
spa time, the moving to the bedroom, him wanting outfits.
I know it was. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not
gonna lie. It was a long fucking day, right, So
(06:53):
by the time I'm finally getting ready to go out
to dinner, all of this has already transpired. We've done drinks,
we've done gifts, we've done a marathon, sex, session marathon
sex well compared to most people. From what I've learned
on the show, most people have sex for like fifteen
twenty minutes. I mean we're we like went like two hours, yes.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Show hours on a Tuesday after No.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
You didn't this morning when I was telling you it's
a fucking Tuesday afternoon. And he still wanted because it
was our anniversary. He wanted like anniversary sex and I
was gonna say tuesday afternoon.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Is that the only way he gets off now is
like being choked? Ten people in the.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Room three hours?
Speaker 4 (07:36):
Yeah, I don't know, baby oil around the neck.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Yeah, this is.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
He does do freak offs, but it's just the two
of them.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
What is it? Is it? Yeah? Is it just because
it's him? Would he want other people in the room? Yeah? Absolutely,
but they don't. They don't look out.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Yeah, it's just that makes it worse.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
It is it's creep here.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
Are you.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
That he didn't? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (08:05):
Okay, honest question, Yes, are you sore?
Speaker 2 (08:08):
So they look at it?
Speaker 4 (08:11):
Because why did my hand answer about after about after
about twenty minutes of sex donors, doesn't a lady get
a little purple down there?
Speaker 2 (08:18):
A little hurt a little bit?
Speaker 3 (08:20):
Actually, yeah, it hurts a little bit.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Yeah, yeah, that was hurtful of the wrung words.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
But like you get a little stor yellow up, you
get a little pain this word because it's gross.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
But it gets a little wrong.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Really after about twenty minutes fucking pounded.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
Okay again, it's not it's not two hours of pounded.
Play No, no, I'm not a task play. He mixed
it up with the anal. It doesn't hurt his money.
They go, I think that would hurt more.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Blow you get a blowy it's anniversary time.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
No chance.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
Honestly, he should have because that's like an anniversary thing.
But he did so for two hours.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
So is he just going down on you for that long?
Speaker 3 (08:57):
He's doing a lot of stuff from you.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
You're not most of the time feeling.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Okay? Okay, wait, so for how long are you getting
a massaw?
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Is he eating you out for an hour.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
And then the hour that seems that seems insane.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
I get so bored.
Speaker 4 (09:14):
Yes, my tongue would hurt after a while, cramp, yes,
and like my fingers.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Maybe maybe he uses the clip like a punching bagel.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
We need I need, I need to know.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Elbow from the top rope.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
You start with like the rubbing of each other. Then
he eats you out for an hour chance, which insane.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
No, it is a lot of for play.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
You're not saying yea, if you're not blowing, what what
are you?
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Are?
Speaker 3 (09:53):
You?
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Hale h J Hand action.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
Yeah, there's some hand actions, no rhythm. As you guys
know in our household, there's some foot action that goes on. Wait,
not jobs. I don't even know like how to do that.
I don't even know how to do that. But there
are consoles, there are involved. I don't know why. I
(10:15):
don't think out of all the things I've said on
this show, and I think, I mean, that's crazy. I
love my feet. What do you want?
Speaker 2 (10:25):
What I missed it? I was too grossed out?
Speaker 3 (10:27):
Does he put them in his mouth?
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Okay, that's a fair question.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
If you're gonna look at me and say I'm too
grossed out but then want more information, I'm gonna say
you that's what.
Speaker 6 (10:40):
That's This is supposed to be a safe place.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
It's like you got to meet backpack on it and
just jumped in the shark tail. What the is wrong
with you? I can't, I don't I don't want any
more information. I don't so crazy.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
Tuesday Day, Tuesday. This is what I was ding to
this morning.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
And we clearly didn't get it.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
Clearly you guys did. Clearly you guys didn't.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Honestly thought, Okay, he wanted you to wear lingerie and
that was crazy to me. But you were like, no,
I'm shutting that down. It's Tuesday. I was not expecting
a two hour marathon foot.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
Job, two hours coming up coming. Okay, Okay, that wasn't
even my issue.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
What was the issue? What were you talking about?
Speaker 3 (11:49):
So question? But kind of more to the guys in
the room, is so, after all of that happens, right,
long day, drink, sex, feet whatever, whatever. So I am
now about to go squeeze into my little booblicious dress,
(12:09):
right And I look at the dress and I look
at the undergarments I'm gonna have to squeeze into to
put underneath that ship, the shapewear and whatever, and I go,
why am I doing this? We already had sex, like
we just were tapped out, Like there's no sex juices
left in us. We are tapped out at this point.
(12:31):
Why am I trying to wear a sexy dress? Like?
Why am I trying. Am I trying to turn him off?
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Sexy dress?
Speaker 3 (12:39):
It's probably the sexiest dress in my closet right now.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
Yeah, hollister, bro it's a netted dress.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
I mean it's you look very nice, and I'm not
saying you didn't look very attractive, but I mean sexy dress.
I have like different thoughts.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
My wife was wearing a sexy dress on Saturday.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Did it go down to her ankles?
Speaker 2 (12:58):
No?
Speaker 3 (12:58):
But her Yeah, my kids are out there, you go.
The bottom part is see through with a slit all
the way up the site.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
Here we go.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
So for me and for what's in my closet. But
you know what, I.
Speaker 5 (13:18):
Feel like some men might think, like when they think
sex dress, are thinking like a slinky blackly.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
Yeah. So so my thought was, yes, if we hadn't
had sex yet, if this was a normal Saturday anniversary,
we're gonna have a nice dinner and then have sex
afterwards and stuff. Of course, a sexy dress, it's part
of the foreplay. But we've already done that. Can't I
just wear a nice outfit? Sexy?
Speaker 4 (13:49):
We me and my wife went out Saturday night, Okay,
and we we we went out Saturday night and dressed
like we dressed up because we felt like we dressed
up for a wedding the week before, and we liked
the way each other looked because we're just tired of
seeing each other in like pajama clothes all the time,
only see her at night, so we wanted to get
dressed up for each other.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
It was nice.
Speaker 4 (14:09):
And whether we were having sex or not, it's just
I don't know. It just keeps things fresh. I feel
like that's that. That's why I do it. And it's
your anniversary, right, don't you just want to look don't
you want to look good for who?
Speaker 3 (14:19):
For what? Like I said, he's tapped out, there's no
more juices. It makes me feel good about myself.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
You don't want me to look at you and go, god,
you look great tonight. Yeah, doesn't that make you feel
I'd rather, I'd rather you look great than look comfortable.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
Like honestly, if we didn't have sex and I got dressed,
he would have he would have said exactly what you said,
Oh my god, you look great tonight, blah blah blah.
Because we had sex.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
It doesn't have eyes.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
He like, I don't even know if to compliment.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
No offense.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
I just think that's because he's an idiot.
Speaker 3 (14:51):
But what I'm saying is, if we had had the sex,
it would have been compliments all night, but no about
how great I look and the teas.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
That's over.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
But that's but that. But that's also crazy.
Speaker 4 (15:02):
I mean, if if my wife was wearing something hot,
I'm gonna say she looks good, Like you got to
say that, dude, Like.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
Yeah, but I like, honestly, I was sorry she was
like in state by that time, like here, I mean honestly,
So you guys say the sexy dress was still appropriate
even if we had sex, even there though there was
no sexy time on the horizon.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Yeah, I mean, I think just looking good is what
we're talking about. This sexy dress thing, I think is
where we're maybe a little I don't know.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
So the teas didn't have to be popping, as long
as I still look nice after.
Speaker 4 (15:39):
Yeah, I guess I think we're all thinking it. Have
you ever rubbed his cross with your foot under the table?
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Oh? Like in public and public during that wait we
weren't all one was it wasn't even it wasn't one,
and you didn't Oh God, would you ever consider it
if you said he this would really get me.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
I totally thought that would be something you'd do under
the tables too much.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
But he loves But my shoe fell off last night
under the table. Does that count? No? No, that doesn't count.
Speaker 6 (16:15):
No.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
I've never consider it. I don't think I can do that.
I don't. I don't think No.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
Why why are you freaking out?
Speaker 3 (16:21):
I don't know if that's weird. We're in public, like that's.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
The only reason that's weird. Home, what would you do
it under the table
Speaker 2 (16:30):
Like during taco shop
Well, earlier this morning, we sort of chronicled Sky's anniversary.
Yesterday's Sky in the Booze anniversary twenty four years together. Wow,
that's a lot about that. That's pretty crazy. We heard
you guys went to a nice, fancy dinner. Well, there
was a slight issue that wasn't chronicled. It all had
(00:20):
to do with what Sky chose to wear.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
We ain't done yet.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
It's time for the past a.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Year completely uncensored and unacting filtered except for that part
the show's after show starts now.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Yes, we heard all about the fact that Sky's husband,
the boo had a massive volcano eruption zip pop up
something else.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
That's what's freak off over, Scott freak off all.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Uh So, Yes, he had this giant zip that popped
up and that changed the course of everything, like history,
it really did. And then Sky said she took a
picture or they had a picture taken of them toasting
each other at said dinner. Wild picture, by the way, wild.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
It looks it doesn't look like an anniversary toast. It
looks like we just closed on a house toast, and.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
It's like it's it's like a forced candid shot.
Speaker 5 (01:33):
Yeah, you're having like not a friend take, but you
look at the camera and go cheers.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
I would put my drink up and go smile cheers.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
But they were like looking at each other awkwardly laughing
and like, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
He's mumbling I don't want to do this.
Speaker 5 (01:51):
He's got on his.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Face anything to absolutely miserable. But we did see in
that picture what you chose to wear to this fancy restaurant. Yea,
not a fancy outfit. It was a jean jacket.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Yeah, that's weird.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
I thought that was kind of odd.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Just didn't go windbreaker.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Because he wore a button down obviously. Yeah, yeah, what
was underneath a sweater?
Speaker 3 (02:16):
My outfit? It was the same outfit I wore when
we went out to dinner downtown during Morning Show boot camp.
I got a lot of compliments. It was like a
knitted long.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
I don't remember what you were yesterday.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
I have no clue what you're talking.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Like, Thor complimented me more than anybody else, saying, like, Sky,
you should really wear stuff like this more often. You've
been working hard on your body like you should.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Actually, I remember commenting you and giving you a once over.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Wait, I don't need it once over.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
But I don't remember like what you're wearing, but I
remember you look good. I remember complimenting you, yeah, yes.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Because the were out right. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
And she's got that trunk now yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Yeah. So it's a like a green and white knitted dress.
I want to say it's from like Hollist Okay, I.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Do remember this now.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Yes, I remember where that server was a dick the
whole time that that night.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
And I remember the two things I remember from no reason,
and I remember now, I really do you remember? And
you did look good? And I remember I go where'd
you get that? And you went Hollister bro.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
I remember that.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
I don't buy clothes.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
But you know the only reason he liked that outfit
is because your tits were popping.
Speaker 5 (03:24):
That's it.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Yeah, he had issue with eye contact that night because
he was sitting right across from at the dinner table. Yeah.
So that's the dress I chose to wear because that's
the only time I've worn it, so my husband hadn't
seen me in it yet. I don't buy new clothes.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Why the jean jacket.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Because I felt like that it was like either that
or a Grandma sweater. I mean, like you know what
are we You're inside.
Speaker 5 (03:50):
And like you're inside, you don't need a jacket.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
And proud a c was pumping in there. I'm not.
I'm not doing that. I don't need goosebu I'm gone come.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Well, if it's fine, don't get me wrong, it's whatever.
But that was not the original plan, right, Well.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
So that was the original plan. But I almost pivoted
at the last minute. You so, like I said, the
hobby hadn't seen the stress. I knew it was our anniversary.
We're going out. It's a nicer restaurant. The teaser popping, Okay,
that's what I'm gonna wear. So I had actually, very
unlike me, decided what I was gonna wear, like the
(04:29):
day before. Emily. Emily knows this doesn't happen with me.
She'll come, She'll come to me and be like, oh,
so that event tomorrow night, what are you gonna wear?
And I'll be like, dude, I haven't even started thinking
about it. And Emily's like tried on eighty outfits.
Speaker 5 (04:42):
Already shopping for staff. I'm already two weeks in thinking
about it, all of it, all of it.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
She just cried a couple of times Roberts.
Speaker 5 (04:53):
I was frustrated on my outfit.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Something came up with it later. So I had already
picked this out twenty four hours in advance. I thought, Okay,
this is great. The Hobby's gonna love it. It's tight,
Like I said, the teaser popping, The a's popping? Do
you say the A? I don't know? Podcast? Okay, okay,
the ass I don't know. And so so I knew
the Hobby would be all about it and would really
(05:19):
like it. He was bummed that he didn't get to
see the dress the first time I wore it, because
you know, I was bummed. Yeah, I mean, how often
does za guy get to see me in a new dress?
Like never? Like, I mean we've been together for thirty
weeks exactly, Like why would he care? That's the weird part.
I mean, I don't know if it's a blessing or
a curse, but that guy is so into me, so
into my body, like, don't get it. I know, right,
(05:42):
it's fucking wild. It is so anyway, So that's the plan, right,
so as we wait.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
You know what, I I liking him to that guy
we talked to you, he's a big mac every day
He's the Don Gorski of Scott Yes, you know he
like it. Don't matter how many big Macs he has.
He wants a fucking big mac every day and does
he ever get bored. Now, say well, why do you
like it? I don't know. I just like it.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
I like what I like.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
He said, why do you like sky so much? I
don't know, I just like it.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
Yeah, okay, loves it.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
He's the Don Gorky.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
That is kind of seems like a weird comparison, but
I definitely get.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
If Don Gorsky p Diddy, you'd have that guy.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
Wow, that was a while. Yeah, that's a think piece, true.
Speaker 5 (06:31):
Think about it.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
So uh so. Yeah, as we chronicled, you know that
this was a whole day of activities from my dollar
store gifts all the way to the sexy time, the
spa time, the moving to the bedroom, him wanting outfits.
I know it was. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not
gonna lie. It was a long fucking day, right, So
(06:53):
by the time I'm finally getting ready to go out
to dinner, all of this has already transpired. We've done drinks,
we've done gifts, we've done a marathon, sex, session marathon
sex well compared to most people. From what I've learned
on the show, most people have sex for like fifteen
twenty minutes. I mean we're we like went like two hours, yes.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Show hours on a Tuesday after No.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
You didn't this morning when I was telling you it's
a fucking Tuesday afternoon. And he still wanted because it
was our anniversary. He wanted like anniversary sex and I
was gonna say tuesday afternoon.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Is that the only way he gets off now is
like being choked? Ten people in the.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Room three hours?
Speaker 4 (07:36):
Yeah, I don't know, baby oil around the neck.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Yeah, this is.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
He does do freak offs, but it's just the two
of them.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
What is it? Is it? Yeah? Is it just because
it's him? Would he want other people in the room? Yeah? Absolutely,
but they don't. They don't look out.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Yeah, it's just that makes it worse.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
It is it's creep here.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
Are you.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
That he didn't? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (08:05):
Okay, honest question, Yes, are you sore?
Speaker 2 (08:08):
So they look at it?
Speaker 4 (08:11):
Because why did my hand answer about after about after
about twenty minutes of sex donors, doesn't a lady get
a little purple down there?
Speaker 2 (08:18):
A little hurt a little bit?
Speaker 3 (08:20):
Actually, yeah, it hurts a little bit.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Yeah, yeah, that was hurtful of the wrung words.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
But like you get a little stor yellow up, you
get a little pain this word because it's gross.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
But it gets a little wrong.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Really after about twenty minutes fucking pounded.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
Okay again, it's not it's not two hours of pounded.
Play No, no, I'm not a task play. He mixed
it up with the anal. It doesn't hurt his money.
They go, I think that would hurt more.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Blow you get a blowy it's anniversary time.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
No chance.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
Honestly, he should have because that's like an anniversary thing.
But he did so for two hours.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
So is he just going down on you for that long?
Speaker 3 (08:57):
He's doing a lot of stuff from you.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
You're not most of the time feeling.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Okay? Okay, wait, so for how long are you getting
a massaw?
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Is he eating you out for an hour.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
And then the hour that seems that seems insane.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
I get so bored.
Speaker 4 (09:14):
Yes, my tongue would hurt after a while, cramp, yes,
and like my fingers.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Maybe maybe he uses the clip like a punching bagel.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
We need I need, I need to know.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Elbow from the top rope.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
You start with like the rubbing of each other. Then
he eats you out for an hour chance, which insane.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
No, it is a lot of for play.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
You're not saying yea, if you're not blowing, what what
are you?
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Are?
Speaker 3 (09:53):
You?
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Hale h J Hand action.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
Yeah, there's some hand actions, no rhythm. As you guys
know in our household, there's some foot action that goes on. Wait,
not jobs. I don't even know like how to do that.
I don't even know how to do that. But there
are consoles, there are involved. I don't know why. I
(10:15):
don't think out of all the things I've said on
this show, and I think, I mean, that's crazy. I
love my feet. What do you want?
Speaker 2 (10:25):
What I missed it? I was too grossed out?
Speaker 3 (10:27):
Does he put them in his mouth?
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Okay, that's a fair question.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
If you're gonna look at me and say I'm too
grossed out but then want more information, I'm gonna say
you that's what.
Speaker 6 (10:40):
That's This is supposed to be a safe place.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
It's like you got to meet backpack on it and
just jumped in the shark tail. What the is wrong
with you? I can't, I don't I don't want any
more information. I don't so crazy.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
Tuesday Day, Tuesday. This is what I was ding to
this morning.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
And we clearly didn't get it.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
Clearly you guys did. Clearly you guys didn't.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Honestly thought, Okay, he wanted you to wear lingerie and
that was crazy to me. But you were like, no,
I'm shutting that down. It's Tuesday. I was not expecting
a two hour marathon foot.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
Job, two hours coming up coming. Okay, Okay, that wasn't
even my issue.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
What was the issue? What were you talking about?
Speaker 3 (11:49):
So question? But kind of more to the guys in
the room, is so, after all of that happens, right,
long day, drink, sex, feet whatever, whatever. So I am
now about to go squeeze into my little booblicious dress,
(12:09):
right And I look at the dress and I look
at the undergarments I'm gonna have to squeeze into to
put underneath that ship, the shapewear and whatever, and I go,
why am I doing this? We already had sex, like
we just were tapped out, Like there's no sex juices
left in us. We are tapped out at this point.
(12:31):
Why am I trying to wear a sexy dress? Like?
Why am I trying. Am I trying to turn him off?
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Sexy dress?
Speaker 3 (12:39):
It's probably the sexiest dress in my closet right now.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
Yeah, hollister, bro it's a netted dress.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
I mean it's you look very nice, and I'm not
saying you didn't look very attractive, but I mean sexy dress.
I have like different thoughts.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
My wife was wearing a sexy dress on Saturday.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Did it go down to her ankles?
Speaker 2 (12:58):
No?
Speaker 3 (12:58):
But her Yeah, my kids are out there, you go.
The bottom part is see through with a slit all
the way up the site.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
Here we go.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
So for me and for what's in my closet. But
you know what, I.
Speaker 5 (13:18):
Feel like some men might think, like when they think
sex dress, are thinking like a slinky blackly.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
Yeah. So so my thought was, yes, if we hadn't
had sex yet, if this was a normal Saturday anniversary,
we're gonna have a nice dinner and then have sex
afterwards and stuff. Of course, a sexy dress, it's part
of the foreplay. But we've already done that. Can't I
just wear a nice outfit? Sexy?
Speaker 4 (13:49):
We me and my wife went out Saturday night, Okay,
and we we we went out Saturday night and dressed
like we dressed up because we felt like we dressed
up for a wedding the week before, and we liked
the way each other looked because we're just tired of
seeing each other in like pajama clothes all the time,
only see her at night, so we wanted to get
dressed up for each other.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
It was nice.
Speaker 4 (14:09):
And whether we were having sex or not, it's just
I don't know. It just keeps things fresh. I feel
like that's that. That's why I do it. And it's
your anniversary, right, don't you just want to look don't
you want to look good for who?
Speaker 3 (14:19):
For what? Like I said, he's tapped out, there's no
more juices. It makes me feel good about myself.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
You don't want me to look at you and go, god,
you look great tonight. Yeah, doesn't that make you feel
I'd rather, I'd rather you look great than look comfortable.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
Like honestly, if we didn't have sex and I got dressed,
he would have he would have said exactly what you said,
Oh my god, you look great tonight, blah blah blah.
Because we had sex.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
It doesn't have eyes.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
He like, I don't even know if to compliment.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
No offense.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
I just think that's because he's an idiot.
Speaker 3 (14:51):
But what I'm saying is, if we had had the sex,
it would have been compliments all night, but no about
how great I look and the teas.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
That's over.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
But that's but that. But that's also crazy.
Speaker 4 (15:02):
I mean, if if my wife was wearing something hot,
I'm gonna say she looks good, Like you got to
say that, dude, Like.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
Yeah, but I like, honestly, I was sorry she was
like in state by that time, like here, I mean honestly,
So you guys say the sexy dress was still appropriate
even if we had sex, even there though there was
no sexy time on the horizon.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Yeah, I mean, I think just looking good is what
we're talking about. This sexy dress thing, I think is
where we're maybe a little I don't know.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
So the teas didn't have to be popping, as long
as I still look nice after.
Speaker 4 (15:39):
Yeah, I guess I think we're all thinking it. Have
you ever rubbed his cross with your foot under the table?
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Oh? Like in public and public during that wait we
weren't all one was it wasn't even it wasn't one,
and you didn't Oh God, would you ever consider it
if you said he this would really get me.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
I totally thought that would be something you'd do under
the tables too much.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
But he loves But my shoe fell off last night
under the table. Does that count? No? No, that doesn't count.
Speaker 6 (16:15):
No.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
I've never consider it. I don't think I can do that.
I don't. I don't think No.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
Why why are you freaking out?
Speaker 3 (16:21):
I don't know if that's weird. We're in public, like that's.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
The only reason that's weird. Home, what would you do
it under the table
Speaker 2 (16:30):
Like during taco shop
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