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September 30, 2024 • 11 mins
On today's P1 Podcast, Sky told us about her weekend she spent with her mom and New Dad and the things he does that makes her uncomfortable
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, we heard earlier this morning, Sky being her braddy
self when it comes to her mother's happiness. Really, God forbid, Yes,
they're they're getting hitched. Uh huh, well kind of yeah,
your mom and your new dad. Well, I'm gonna commitment ceremony.
You're being very bratty about it. There's no question about it.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
They said, no gifts. I want to honor that.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
You want to honor that out here?

Speaker 2 (00:26):
I would like to honor their wishes. Huh, thank you?

Speaker 1 (00:28):
Well you were up there there. You live up in Laguna,
and you were up there this past weekend, and I
guess old new dad got a little frisky with mama.

Speaker 3 (00:39):
We ain't done yet. It's time for the podcast.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
Over a year, completely uncensored and unacting filtered except.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
For that part. The show's after show starts.

Speaker 3 (00:55):
Now you put like a tie on the bedroom door
or not to go in there?

Speaker 1 (01:03):
Is that?

Speaker 3 (01:03):
What happened?

Speaker 4 (01:05):
What roa?

Speaker 2 (01:12):
Okay, I've been through this before.

Speaker 4 (01:14):
I'm telling you find that book my mom and my
stepdad ken uh.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
Oh no, freaky deeky I did.

Speaker 4 (01:25):
I was looking for something in her room one time
when they were first they started living together. Money It
was like I was probably something like, I swear to God,
probably probably, And I was looking under her nightstand drawer
like there's like a little basket thing, and then in
the basket oil a book and the oil oil the
Comma Sutra book and the oil.

Speaker 3 (01:43):
Man is crazy so gross.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
Yeah, no, thank you, no thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
Well that's you know, that's what's going on. Were there
little blue pills left?

Speaker 5 (01:55):
There's not, there's not, no thank you. I don't want
to think of any of this. I don't want to
know of any of this. I don't want any of this.

Speaker 3 (02:03):
Just say that.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
But new Dad is very free with his uh, with
his jokes, with his comments, with his hands. One of
the very first times you met, yes, you said you
were uncomfortable because he was doing a little upper thigh
upper touching touching.

Speaker 5 (02:23):
Yeah. We I had everybody over to my house and
you know, so no, I had everybody over to my house.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
It was like a backyard barbecue. Jka.

Speaker 5 (02:37):
I got takeout express barbecue.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
I called it a barbecue.

Speaker 5 (02:42):
And and yes, there was one point mid lunch where
I looked over and you know, because of course they're
sitting next to each other, and he just very casually
like you know, this is what we do all the time.
Had his hand on her upper thigh, just rubbing it
as we're all sitting there talking and I'm like trying
to like concentrate on like just don't stare, don't stare.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
But yeah, I was very very uncomfortable, very odd to
see that for the first time.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
Everber your mom and your og dad have that sort
of a relationship.

Speaker 3 (03:12):
No, oh, really never really saw PDA stuff.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
Not like that.

Speaker 5 (03:16):
Like the most PDA I would see from my parents
would be like, if you know, I don't know, like
maybe like a kiss on the cheek goodbye. And then
occasionally my mom would PLoP on his lap to get
some backscratches. But that was like like he'd be watching
TV and then she just comes sit on his lap
and he'd kind of like roll his eyes, you know, scratching,

(03:37):
you know, kind of half ass scratcher back.

Speaker 3 (03:39):
Don't kiss your.

Speaker 5 (03:42):
Maybe maybe I just didn't think it was a thing
that married people do, Like you only do that when
you're dating, and then once you're married, you don't actually
do that.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
They weren't very PDA. Okay, I don't think so. I
don't think so. Well, I mean I do, but for different.

Speaker 5 (03:56):
Reasons, not for the specific Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, yes,
we're all agreeing with that.

Speaker 2 (04:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (04:06):
So in addition to it clearly not being my dad,
it's also more p DA than I am used to seeing,
more affectionate words than I am used to hearing, and
so it's it's a little adjustment here for me.

Speaker 3 (04:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
And but you know who didn't have a problem with it?
Your mom God. Okay, okay, yeah, that's right. RV comes
a rocking, don't become a knocking there, get here, get here.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
I don't think she does. It doesn't sound that she's.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
A very petite, demure lady. So it's kind of odd
that you know this is happening like I'm uncomfortable. Odd, Well,
it's not. I mean she needs to find love. Well no, okay,
old age, and I'm still looking to be happy. Yeah,
there's nothing wrong with that. We we know this from
watching The Golden Bachelor and Bachelorette.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
You know, what's the name of the chick?

Speaker 4 (05:04):
Rate her journey?

Speaker 1 (05:06):
Yeah, I mean listen, they they've had they she lost
her husband and so she's going through it as well.

Speaker 2 (05:12):
How long did she wait?

Speaker 3 (05:15):
It was a long ten years years? How long did
your mom.

Speaker 2 (05:21):
Kind of feels that way.

Speaker 5 (05:22):
Yeah. I had somebody telling me. We were talking about
it at lunch the other day and she was saying,
you know, she had lost her father too, and she goes, oh,
but you know, in our culture, no, you don't remarry,
you don't get a new boyfriend.

Speaker 2 (05:35):
She goes, so, my mom will never get a new boyfriend.

Speaker 6 (05:37):
Oh, I don't think that's.

Speaker 5 (05:38):
And I'm like, oh, no, I feel you now. I
feel like now I feel like shameful, like my mom's
doing something wrong.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
The Golden Bachelor or Bachelorette, there is a lot of
people who are widows and they say that, you know,
their final moments with their loved one. Usually they'll get
the okay, same.

Speaker 6 (06:02):
My last words would be, oh, I want you to.

Speaker 3 (06:05):
Be alone forever.

Speaker 4 (06:08):
No chance, would tell Robert.

Speaker 3 (06:11):
Young piece, thanks perfect, it'd be really good. Sweet. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (06:20):
So I didn't grow up seeing much p d A,
p d A or hearing much lovey dovey whatever, And
so I did. I went and visited this weekend Friday
win and hung out with my mom, took a little
nap over there because you know, we had worked in
the morning, and.

Speaker 3 (06:34):
Then uh, you know, and do you hear any noises?

Speaker 2 (06:40):
My boyfriend was not there. He was out golfing at
the time. Golf a lot.

Speaker 6 (06:46):
Nice always he leads the ladies home to take care
of the house.

Speaker 2 (06:50):
Wait, what.

Speaker 3 (06:52):
Forbidden?

Speaker 5 (06:53):
Okay, golf, Well he was at golf. Well, my mom
was at line dance. Excuse where will there be somebody
that my mom calls the party starter coming to the
commitment ceremony to teach everybody a line dance?

Speaker 2 (07:13):
Yes, there will no.

Speaker 6 (07:15):
Why is your mom so concerned with everyone else not
being uncomfortable?

Speaker 5 (07:19):
Will there be actual dancing at the ceremony like normal.

Speaker 4 (07:23):
Weddings DJ or music being played?

Speaker 2 (07:25):
No, there will not, But there will be a line
dance time.

Speaker 6 (07:28):
Why won't there be normal cring?

Speaker 3 (07:32):
This explains so much.

Speaker 6 (07:34):
Guy Sky is so obsessed with everyone else not being
uncomfortable that she makes that she makes everyone else uncomfortable.

Speaker 2 (07:41):
I want everyone to have a good time, and but.

Speaker 6 (07:42):
You, but then what you do like you overlaugh, overclap,
and it makes people like, what's wrong with this?

Speaker 5 (07:48):
Weird?

Speaker 2 (07:50):
Yeah, they feel loved to appreciate it from my over left.

Speaker 4 (07:54):
So anyway, I'm picturing your husband having to get up
there and do a dance in front of everybody.

Speaker 5 (08:00):
My heart, I don't even know what this all means,
but okay, great mom. So yeah, So she's getting back
from lying dance club. He's off colughing, you know, living
this senior community life. Yeah, and she's my mom's not
feeling so great, guys. Turns out we're getting some aches
and pains that we hadn't had before. And she has

(08:22):
started working with a personal trainer.

Speaker 2 (08:25):
Oh, once a week.

Speaker 5 (08:27):
Once a week, a personal trainer meets her at her
gym and they do certain exercises that are supposed to
be good for these problems she's having.

Speaker 2 (08:36):
And this week was her first session.

Speaker 5 (08:38):
So I'm hearing all about it and all her aches
and her pains and how sore she is. So I'm
sure her boyfriend has been hearing about it too.

Speaker 6 (08:46):
God, my wife has the same issues and she doesn't
stop feed.

Speaker 3 (08:52):
Got fuck.

Speaker 6 (08:54):
Yeah, I feel bad for the boyfriend.

Speaker 5 (08:56):
Yeah, I heard him on when we arrived, Yes, when
we went to dinner, and we you prefer to walk
down the ramp instead of.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
The stairs almost seventy I mean they just stopt different.

Speaker 6 (09:09):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (09:11):
And so okay, great, I'm glad you're working on it.
You know, hopefully you keep got to get.

Speaker 4 (09:16):
You got to get the wedding, yeah, ceremony.

Speaker 2 (09:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (09:20):
And so we went and had a lovely dinner at
their little community, and you know, they showed me the
room and my mom was showing me areas where the
line dancing may be happening and all this, and that's okay, great.

Speaker 4 (09:33):
It's so funny because like, I just can't compete. Like
if my mom was telling me, I feel like I'd
get in there and go, Mom, maybe the line I
think just placed.

Speaker 3 (09:40):
It back by first.

Speaker 6 (09:40):
You know, I'd be like, wire, is there no dancing
or d at this thing?

Speaker 2 (09:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (09:44):
I've asked her like three times about dance. Well no,
I haven't like actually said what you said, but I've
been like, oh, no dancing, are you sure that?

Speaker 2 (09:51):
Like what if?

Speaker 5 (09:52):
What about in the line dancing area after the line dancing,
we play music and people can actually dance. So I'm
kind of putting some thoughts out there, but I'm not
poo pooing or line dancing, because clearly this is something
she's loving she thinks other people will be loving. So okay,
great you line dance linn you know whatever. So great,
We do all that, and then we go and we

(10:13):
sit and we have dinner, and it's kind of a
lengthy dinner, you know, and so you know, when you
kind of have some stiff sore muscles and you sit
for a while, they get even more stiff and sore.
And so towards the end of dinner, she's bringing it
up again about her stiff sore muscles specifically. I can't
remember if it's her quads or her ham streak, get it,

(10:36):
I don't know, I don't know, but but they're hurting.
And that's when, right in front of me, her boyfriend
looks over at her and says, I'll be happy to
give those a massage.

Speaker 2 (10:54):
I'm looking for the.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
Escape up and get in there. Man, Well I had
a baby.

Speaker 6 (11:02):
Well, now I know why she's sore.

Speaker 3 (11:04):
She's getting worked out. She walked quick a little bit.

Speaker 5 (11:08):
And then my mom goes, Babe, I think that'd be
a little inappropriate in the restaurant, inappropriate in.

Speaker 4 (11:19):
Front of me.

Speaker 1 (11:21):
I mean, wow, Dad, don't give a fuck you.

Speaker 3 (11:27):
Dad, get it. I'll tell you what.

Speaker 6 (11:28):
He's probably getting it into a week obviously.

Speaker 3 (11:33):
Yeah, oh man, so did you watch her?

Speaker 4 (11:35):
Okay,
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