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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, we got a real situation with Sky at her house.
It involves the Boo, her husband.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Well, there'd be no other situation.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
I mean, it's just what else is going on?
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Sky acts like.
Speaker 4 (00:11):
There's one hundred people living there, but there's two other people.
Speaker 5 (00:13):
That she drops the family, the family.
Speaker 4 (00:17):
Like they're the fucking Brady Bunch, all of us.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Yeah, this is uh, specifically the Boo, and apparently the
Boo has a new wardrobe.
Speaker 6 (00:28):
We ain't done yet.
Speaker 5 (00:30):
It's time for the one podcast over.
Speaker 6 (00:33):
A yet completely uncensored and unacting filtered except for that part.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
The show's after show starts.
Speaker 5 (00:45):
Now, I've done the Boo for a really long time.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
You have.
Speaker 5 (00:49):
Can't say that I've ever really seen him switch it up.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
No, No, he sticks pretty much to cargo shorts, T shirt.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
Yeah that has he been wearing that same outfit as
long as you've known him?
Speaker 5 (01:03):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (01:03):
Yes, yes, really yes, really like because I dressed a
certain way when I moved out here. I had jeans
George Timberlands shorts Georg's or Georgs. I had Polos, long
sleeve button ups.
Speaker 5 (01:16):
You also weighed one hundred and fifteen pounds.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
That is true.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
Too, But that was that was the style, and then
I changed up my style a little bit, and then
I really changed up my style into what I am now.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
So I understand, Yeah, this is your new style.
Speaker 6 (01:29):
Yes, this guy wants to start walking around here in blazers, right,
Oh yeah I do.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
I said I wanted one blazer for a nice fancy dinner,
and like I went Vieori.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
And Lulu a lot.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
Now, the boo has never He's always stuck with high
school and that's it. What I wore in high school,
and that's it.
Speaker 6 (01:48):
Here's the glass half full for us. The fact that
we've been together so long that the nineties have come
back around like kind of twice since we've been together,
and we met in the nineties, so he doesn't have
to change it. So I just got to wait like
every fifteen twenty years and he'll kind of be in fashion.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
So Sky, did you keep your overalls there? You know
you would wear mid drift shirt?
Speaker 5 (02:12):
Yeah, those got to be coming back.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
From If Sky came in with a mid drift shirt
and overalls, I would lose my door.
Speaker 5 (02:22):
I would see it every single I can't imagine.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
Yes, how cool is she think she was? I can't
fucking cool?
Speaker 6 (02:32):
Yeah, I unfortunately don't have those anymore. Sucks, I do really.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Set a new parent.
Speaker 6 (02:38):
Yeah, you know, I can't buy new clothes Emily, that's
really tough.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
What a pain in the ass to wear overalls and
go to the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Right, she can't wear new clothes, but she'll buy a
new fucking aquarium sweatshirt every other month.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Yeah, well that's March, bro, that's March.
Speaker 6 (02:53):
That's that's yeah, that's a memory, that's what that is
right there?
Speaker 5 (02:58):
What so?
Speaker 6 (03:00):
Yeah, so I don't switch it up. My husband doesn't
switch it up. None of us switch it up. That's
why I wear le soul maids, you know what I mean.
We're the same two weirdos together.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
So, but then something.
Speaker 6 (03:11):
Happened recently and I development, Yeah, and since I'm not
a fashion plate myself, no, no, I don't know if
I have a leg to stand on. And I don't
even know if I'm processing this correctly, like maybe this
is a me problem, not a hymn problem. Because the
(03:33):
boo got some new shorts. Oh oh god, No, no, no,
don't be serious, silly. We still have those? Yes, are
there ones that legit have holes in them?
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (03:45):
There are? And does he still watch them and wear them,
Yes he does.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
Does he wear jean pants, I mean gene cargo cargo
pants too, because that's a thing now that.
Speaker 6 (03:54):
Would in style.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
No, No, he wears two things.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Could he not comprehend a short a non short cargo.
Speaker 6 (04:02):
No, yeah, guy has two things going on. He has
gray cargo shorts.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
And then.
Speaker 6 (04:08):
Yeah, he has variation exactly like a different shade. So
we got probably two or three pairs of those, and
then we have two or three pairs of jeans, and
that's all you're gonna find.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
On the bottom, he does all like black cargo shorts.
Speaker 5 (04:23):
No, maybe you know tan one.
Speaker 6 (04:26):
Oh no, nope, that's all we got going And he
has T shirts and then up top, like how you know,
you can pretty much put money on the fact that
Eddie's going to show up in a graphic tea. You
can put money on the fact that my husband will
show up in just a blank plane color TEA solid color,
a solid color that's where of us, that's.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
That is his entire class probably have seventy different graphic.
Speaker 6 (04:54):
No, and I've like box, I've bought him to wear
a plain colored shirt in here. I don't think you
don't Wow, Yeah, there's And I've bought my husband a
couple of things that I feel like are dipping your
toe outside of the solid color shirt, like something that
will have a little logo that says like MAUI with
a surfer on it, or like something or O'Neal, like
(05:15):
just something really small. It becomes a sleep shirt, like
I give it to him as a gift and then
it's in his sleep shirt pile. Really were going to
judge them or like he doesn't know how.
Speaker 5 (05:29):
What the hell's going on there?
Speaker 4 (05:31):
That's your shorts.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
So but there are a new pair of shorts in
the mix.
Speaker 6 (05:38):
She's where the issue is now.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Don't get what do you mean?
Speaker 5 (05:43):
The length? Yeah? Length?
Speaker 6 (05:45):
Sorry, they're like right, I don't think we go below
the knee at the knee.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
I think we're above the knee though, well I think like.
Speaker 6 (05:51):
Right literally like right above the knee. Like we're not
in the new fashionable high thing. We're not letting it
go low like you know, Robert like A told no, no,
we're not doing any of that. We're right just a
little bit above the knee. Does wear really long?
Speaker 5 (06:06):
He does, is gonna break out, He's gonna be no, no, no, no, no, yeah,
protect the knees, this socks up. Yeah yeah, vans, Yeah,
I know that guy.
Speaker 6 (06:16):
So the hobby got new shorts, and he did not
buy these new shorts. They were a gift from his brother. Now,
my husband has a younger brother who is actually like
very fashionable, you know what I mean, Like if he's
gonna buy a T shirt, it's gonna be some fucking
one hundred and fifty dollars T shirt from Amber Crombie
and Fit, and then he's gonna wear it with like
(06:38):
a black blazer and like jeans that costs like three
hundred bucks.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
Like that's all. That's how he dressed.
Speaker 6 (06:46):
Like I remember one time he walked into my closet
and he looked around. He goes, wow, we got a
lot of color going on in here, Like okay, not
everybody just wears like black and gray all the time,
you know what I mean, Like okay, GQ, Yeah, lots
of fashionable people do that. But anyway, so he had
these pair of shorts. Also, he had these pair of
(07:13):
shorts that no doubt were like probably super expensive. You
can just tell by like the material and stuff that
these aren't my normal coals shorts that we're dealing with here,
and uh, you know, the hardware on them like really substantial,
like really like you could tell this is a quality
pair of shorts. But here's the thing. The shorts are Camo.
(07:35):
They are the green traditional Camo pattern of shorts.
Speaker 5 (07:40):
Now, it wasn't his birthday or anything. What did he
get them for.
Speaker 6 (07:44):
I guess his brother had bought them a tiny bit
too small, and his brother's like really tall, and then
his weight can like fluctuate depending on what's going on
in his life. So I guess he bought these shorts,
never got to wear them, and and like he was
here visiting and he like literally was like, dude, these
don't fit me. I don't know why I keep trying
(08:04):
to wear the like here, put these in your closet. Also,
I think he does that to try and help his
brother out walk a little bit.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
Okay, great whatever, Short guy Camo.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Wow Short the Sky wears Camo a lot.
Speaker 5 (08:19):
I can't see lots.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
I can't see that.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
I have Like he comes in here wearing Camo and
I'm like, hey, you Sky, I don't love guy.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
I have Like, are you guys going to be the
Camo couple?
Speaker 1 (08:31):
No?
Speaker 6 (08:31):
We are not.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
You guys go out together. You both wear your camera them.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
Okay, I think you can see us.
Speaker 6 (08:39):
We're not We're just walking.
Speaker 5 (08:41):
Down the stir You gotta wear that orange you know, veste.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Yeah, don't want to get shot, Yeah, definitely.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
So okay, these are very different for my husband.
Speaker 5 (08:52):
But hey, you know, it could be the Dudley Boys.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
I don't know who's that.
Speaker 4 (08:55):
I don't know who that is tag tag team Wrestler.
There from Dudley, Bill Dudleyville, Bubba Ray and Devon Sky's
more of a Devon more Spike Dudley. That's a great
caution forgot about Spike.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Spike Dudley was the little guy.
Speaker 5 (09:11):
There's three of them. They all wear camel, okay, and
they all wear like that from the South. No, okay,
one of black and ones white.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
One of them had a stutter.
Speaker 4 (09:21):
There's Devon.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
I mean, there's there's Spike.
Speaker 5 (09:23):
That is not me.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
I mean there's quite a head tilt, but that's not me.
Speaker 5 (09:31):
To Tea.
Speaker 6 (09:32):
By the way, that's a weird looking dude.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
That's not me to I mean, you put glasses on
like that, Skuy, I don't know who I'm looking at.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
Oh, really, you're that confused.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Hey, Spike was tough.
Speaker 4 (09:42):
He took some crazy bumps.
Speaker 6 (09:44):
Like that's a compliment, Like he just said that, like
Sky you should.
Speaker 5 (09:55):
We're not fan.
Speaker 6 (09:59):
I'm I have nothing to do.
Speaker 5 (10:01):
With Okay, ed who you?
Speaker 4 (10:04):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
I don't even know.
Speaker 6 (10:09):
Look out, we don't know who these people are. You guys,
we didn't grow up on wrestling like you doting each other.
Speaker 4 (10:16):
Honestly, Eddie, I get more Bushwhacker, M I don't.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
We don't know what that means.
Speaker 5 (10:22):
Also Camo also Cam.
Speaker 4 (10:24):
They come to the ring when they walked down the ring,
for some reason, they do this with their arms as
they walked down there.
Speaker 6 (10:29):
And why does that give you? I don't know.
Speaker 5 (10:33):
Okay, I just want to say bush Whacker did I did?
Speaker 3 (10:36):
Yeah, No doubt did did?
Speaker 6 (10:39):
Okay, just has nothing to do with the w w
E or Camo Wrestlers soup. Okay, So the book gets
these nice pair of Camo shorts.
Speaker 4 (10:49):
Now you can't put in nice and their car, Camo
shorts and their car.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
I don't think their cargo's like these nice shorts.
Speaker 5 (10:56):
They're not caring.
Speaker 6 (10:57):
But he probably bought them at a nice store when
like there was a small window where dudes were wearing
like camo shorts and it was like trendy. I don't know, like,
but you know this guy doesn't. He shops at nice places,
not places we shop at and so and like I said,
you could just tell these are nicer qualities. So whatever.
So he so he gets his nice new camo shorts. Great,
guy's gonna mix it up. I'm actually gonna see him
in something different awesome, can't bait, I can't see him
(11:20):
just shorts. I mean, it's not an invisibility cloak like lord. Okay,
so first time he wears the camo shorts, he walks out.
Speaker 5 (11:29):
And again gunning right.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
It's sunning, but like them, I don't.
Speaker 6 (11:35):
Know if I think he's just trying not to draw
attention to the fact that he's wearing something new and different.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
Right again, I can see him. He's not invisible.
Speaker 6 (11:47):
So, like I said before, guy only owns solid color shirts,
no print, just solid color. So he walks out first
day in the camo shorts and we have camo shorts
and a rust colored T shirt.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Okay, rust colored T.
Speaker 6 (12:10):
Shirt like a ready orange.
Speaker 4 (12:13):
With camo shorts.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
That's my thought, thor it's not.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
It doesn't really work.
Speaker 6 (12:18):
It's not it's not working. It's not working.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
But okay, guy, like, maybe he was trying to hide
in an abandoned shipwreck.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
No, no, that's not a thing. That's not a thing.
Speaker 6 (12:29):
Nope, nope, because.
Speaker 5 (12:30):
He's gonna match with rust and he's camouflaged down below.
Speaker 6 (12:34):
No, I don't know. I don't. I don't think that's
what he was trying to do, and I don't think
that's brilliant. So okay, Well, luckily guys not did.
Speaker 5 (12:44):
It really like appear to not work.
Speaker 6 (12:47):
Like it was your Like the second I saw it,
that doesn't match. That's what my eyes and head are telling.
Speaker 4 (12:56):
But I can't say which is crazy for Sky?
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Yeah right, you know, I mean she doesn't usually see clothes.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
No. Yeah, but it's so wrong.
Speaker 5 (13:04):
I thought she was colorblind.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
You shut up, shut up. So he said, you can't
say anything. No, I'm not saying anything.
Speaker 6 (13:11):
You can't embarrass people. I say something.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Well, first of all, that's kind of the fun part
is embarrassing your partner. But you you can't say you know,
that doesn't really match or help him out.
Speaker 6 (13:24):
I could, but I was just like, oh, this is
like a one off mistake. Maybe like his other T
shirts are dirty, like maybe the gray ones. Because I'm
trying to think what colors he has?
Speaker 3 (13:34):
You want I can go with the.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Camera, Sorry, Skuy, you want to kind of part parrot
with a color in the camera. So if your cameo
is like black, dark, green, light, blueish, you want to
pick one of those colors or white or white.
Speaker 5 (13:48):
Man either either.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
Here's the only thing you do exactly what you said.
Speaker 6 (13:52):
You wear a black shirt, gray shirt or white shirt,
nothing else, and that.
Speaker 5 (13:57):
That will mix it.
Speaker 6 (13:58):
That will be fun.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
That's okay because the camel is sort of a neutral right.
Speaker 5 (14:01):
Orange? No, god no, now you look like you're in
a costume. Okay, okay, yellow, No, god no, it's horrible.
Speaker 6 (14:08):
So this is a green, black, gray cameo mix. So
I'm thinking, like Emily's okay, gray shirt guy does the
guy doesn't have black shirts like he has one black,
does not have black shirt, has one black V neck
and it's his nice nice you're going out again?
Speaker 2 (14:26):
It was going out v neuck again. It was not
you shouldn't be going out wearing that again.
Speaker 6 (14:31):
It was a again, it was a hand me down
from his brother, Calvin Kleine.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
Calvin Klein.
Speaker 4 (14:36):
So I don't give a funk.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
I'm seen seven thousand dollars.
Speaker 5 (14:41):
It's a V neck.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
Yeah deep No.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Imagine if the boo was wearing a deep V showed
to Vegas.
Speaker 6 (14:49):
Hey guys, Hey guys, what was done coming in? No,
you're not.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
Eddie's in a deep V graphic T He's got a
chain going.
Speaker 5 (15:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (15:02):
So okay, so we're gonna let that go and hope
next time he pairs it. Okay, So week or so
goes by. Come home from work one day, we got
the camo shorts again and you could see him, Yes,
I could see him. And again it's the green, black
and gray camo. And I walk in and he has
(15:24):
those shorts on with a bright blue T shirt.
Speaker 4 (15:30):
God with this guy.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Nobody sees him. He's outside blowing nothing.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
He doesn't use that blower in the yard, and there's.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Nothing to blow.
Speaker 4 (15:39):
He just walks around aimlessly.
Speaker 5 (15:41):
I guess if you're not going on going out, what
do you care?
Speaker 4 (15:45):
What do you I mean?
Speaker 6 (15:45):
There's the occasional Vaughn's or home depot.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
He's wearing cameos. Nobody notices we're going to.
Speaker 5 (15:52):
The dentist special if he's in the garden area.
Speaker 4 (15:55):
Oh, forget about it, Okay, shut.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Up, sir, sir. The employees like, I was just helping somebody.
What the fuck.
Speaker 5 (16:04):
Bright blue T shirt walking around by itself.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
Legs.
Speaker 6 (16:11):
So I'm getting the vibe from you guys that my
fashion sense is not off here and that this may
now warrant a conversation to protect him in the future
from himself.
Speaker 5 (16:23):
How would that go? What are you saying to this guy?
Speaker 3 (16:29):
So it'll have to be a time when he's wearing
the shorts, he walks out and he's wearing a bright
red T shirt with the camera.
Speaker 6 (16:36):
With the camera, with the I will event I'll probably
let out a sigh.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
You're too good looking, you know, like this just combinations
too much.
Speaker 4 (16:47):
You know, you're Yeah, my wife will tell me because
I thought I had fashion sense, I don't.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
My wife will go about the shirt.
Speaker 4 (16:57):
It is great. My wife will go my wife will say, hey,
that doesn't work, And I'm like, what.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
You know, I thought this one with this?
Speaker 4 (17:02):
She goes no, and she goes, Honestly, you're too good
looking for me to let you go out and be
not matched like that.
Speaker 6 (17:07):
Oh, we're all.
Speaker 4 (17:13):
So good looking apparently, come on that She can't let
me go out looking.
Speaker 6 (17:18):
Like that I'm using Oh, I'm using that.
Speaker 5 (17:20):
All you're going to use that on the cameos? Yes, yes,
I mean I don't know that.
Speaker 6 (17:27):
I can't say good looking because he'll know that's not
my words, but I'll have to tell him he is
too handsome of a jentle this happen, to let this happen.
And baby, you only have one shirt in your closet
that goes with these camo shorts. So if you're not
wearing that shirt, you're not wearing the show.
Speaker 5 (17:46):
Get another shirt.
Speaker 6 (17:47):
Well he can't, but he's got then buy, and
Speaker 4 (17:50):
Well he sadly mope away, pick up the blow or
just start going, and then all of a sudden, you
here