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Speaker 1 (00:00):
So we've talked about having a threesome before and how
exciting that sounds on paper. Thor says, can't do it,
no chance. Performance anxiety sounds great, but he can't do it.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
I have to I have to be loaded up on viagraty.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (00:14):
I think you're the first guy I've ever met who
like openly admits that other guys also.
Speaker 5 (00:19):
Yeah, pound them out.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
And he pounded it out.
Speaker 5 (00:24):
Yea, I'd be I have so much anxiety.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
I'd be asking if everything's okay?
Speaker 5 (00:30):
Is that all right?
Speaker 2 (00:31):
I'd apologize, yeah.
Speaker 5 (00:34):
Turn on.
Speaker 6 (00:34):
No.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Then you got Sky over here, who just wants to
watch her husband something.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
The Sky's dreams for her husband to bang Lizzo.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Yeah, that is right, fantasy Emily, who's had ten sums before,
you know, on different Levels's on different levels over here. Okay,
And so you know if you really want to do
have a threesome that your girl would be into it.
Speaker 5 (01:05):
Well, you're about to find out.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
We ain't done yet.
Speaker 5 (01:09):
It's time for the one podcast over.
Speaker 7 (01:12):
A year, completely uncensored and unacting filtered, except for that
part would have the party wouldn't know the show's after
show starts now, So.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
When Emily gets broached for a threesome. Do you just
go what?
Speaker 5 (01:28):
What is that? Not nearly enough?
Speaker 8 (01:31):
Let's go, We're gonna slut shame? Did you not have
I don't get broached for threesome.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
You don't know. I don't get broached for threesome. This
is I did one before I got I got approached
for one once. It was a compliment. It was I
felt I felt flattered. Yeah, who did that? You guys?
Speaker 4 (01:50):
It was a year or two ago. I want to
say I was a year or two. I want to
say I was twenty one years old at the time.
And I was driving my lifted Chevy S ten with
the cool decal down the side and the Grateful Dead
sticker on the back, and I was driving it, and
all of a sudden, two people, a guy and a
(02:10):
gal fo pull up next to me and at a light,
and the girl looks at me and she goes, My
boyfriend thinks, you're hot?
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Do you want to follow us home?
Speaker 8 (02:23):
Really?
Speaker 4 (02:24):
And like, I literally couldn't even process what was fucking
being said to me at that point, and then.
Speaker 5 (02:29):
I think you're about to be murdered. I don't think,
and then I go.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
No, thank you, drove away. So that's my hot story.
You guys.
Speaker 5 (02:39):
Wow, almost you've actually I haven't had a couple. Oh wait.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
A couple.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
So no one ever offered it to you. It just
kind of organically happened.
Speaker 8 (02:52):
Yeah, the when you like to take an ecstasy and
it's like, you know, one in the morning and you're
with a couple of people, things happened.
Speaker 5 (03:03):
I've had half a one.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
I don't know what that means. Half that's not a thing.
Speaker 5 (03:08):
Well, it was.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
The start of a threesome, which was awesome. I had
two girls in a bed when we're all making out
with each other, and I'm like, this is fucking happening. Man,
this is the greatest moment of my life.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
You're not panicking like thor No.
Speaker 5 (03:20):
I didn't apologize nothing, because I was in it. I was.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
I was this is the greatest this is the greatest
thing I ever had.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
I don't start apologizing until the pants come off. No, Yeah,
making out, I'm fine. But it's once I start thinking done.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Things are going great whatever. And then I don't know
what happened, but one of them, I think, sobers up
or something and realizes what is going on right now
and then just got up and left. Wow.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
I was like, fuck, like, no explanation, no nothing, just
like literally walked out of the room.
Speaker 8 (03:53):
Yeah, and then did you finish with the other one?
Speaker 4 (03:56):
Though?
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Yes, but I was like, but I was like, what
was expected to what actually happened?
Speaker 5 (04:05):
This is brutal.
Speaker 8 (04:06):
Sorry, I'm sorry for you. It does suck.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
It's fine, but apparently there are some signs that your
girl is cool with a threesome, like they stay in
the room.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
My wife says that she would have had a threesome
because we started out just as like a fun thing,
and she said she would have done it then, but
once she caught feelings, she said that was it. She'll
never do it.
Speaker 5 (04:31):
That sucks. It sucks.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
I had an ex girlfriend tell me one time, if
I came to visit because she lived in a different city,
if I came to visit her best friend, who I knew,
she she said, I will ask her to join us
and have a threesome. And I said, fuck, yeah, let's go.
I'm gonna book my ticket tomorrow. And then, because I
(04:53):
was so excited about it, I think again, the realization
actually came in and she goes, oh, I don't know,
and I'm like, why.
Speaker 5 (05:00):
The fuck did you say that? All I could think
about that.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
I was literally in my fucking car ready to go
and be like, let's go.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Then she was like, no, I know they got all
the Southwest credit. You don't know what.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
In my early twenties, I was at City College taking
classes pharmacology classes and pharmology, pharmacology, What the hell is
that I was gonna? I was trying to be a
counselor a farmer. No pharmacy, No, it was I was
just learning about drugs.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Yeah, but that's like sea.
Speaker 5 (05:28):
It was like intro.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
And I poked up with a girl there and she
we looked up once, like literally a year later, my
phone rings and it's her and it's like ten thirty
at night, and she asked me if I wanted to
have a threesome with her and her boyfriend you were
going that way? And I was like, no, why because
I hadn't heard do double dong is weird? But also
I hadn't heard from this chicken a year and a
(05:50):
half talking weirdness. I think about you, Yeah, and then
she I come to find out she would like hit
people up on like face on Craigslist because you can
do that on Craigslist. I guess, well, back in the
day you could what yes, So I didn't. I didn't
get involved in that.
Speaker 5 (06:04):
I had that same off for one time. Back in
the day.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
We had a very different show and we would do
a thing with strippers every Friday, and I got to
know one particular stripper. Her name was Georgia.
Speaker 5 (06:18):
That was her given name, definitely, I'm pretty sure that
was her god given name. Well, Georgia was crazy, but
I loved her.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
I loved her, and we never hooked up, but we
always had a very flirty relationship. And I think at
one point she had a boyfriend or somebody. I don't
even remember what. The thing I remember about Georgia the
most is she had a full side body tattoo that
went literally from.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
All the way if it's what is it like flower?
Speaker 1 (06:42):
It was like, yes, all kinds of wacky stuff and
super hot, but super crazy. But I loved her because
she was crazy. And she called me up one night
and said, hey, come on over. Me and this guy
want you to join us.
Speaker 5 (06:57):
And I went.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Again, like, threesome sounds cool, but with another dude who
I don't even know.
Speaker 5 (07:04):
I can't do it. I'm like, ah, I can't do.
Speaker 6 (07:07):
Us involved, it's just crazy gets stabbed. Yes, all of
a sudden, am I going to get like a dick
in my ass? Like it's not even the guy, you
know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (07:25):
I do like think about that from time to time,
like should I have done that? I'm like, I think
I think I made the right call.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
Yeah, it's weird.
Speaker 5 (07:32):
Two chicks cool now the dude, I don't.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Think it's just not me.
Speaker 5 (07:35):
I think I could do comfortable. So what are what
are some of these signs? Guy?
Speaker 3 (07:40):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (07:40):
Well, according to the people over at ask men, they say, yeah,
because some guys no offense, guys can be really stupid
and like your your chick is clearly not the chick
who's into a threesome, but you're gonna still try and
proceed with it anyway.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Like when your husband anytime you check into a hotel, says,
do we need an extra key?
Speaker 3 (08:00):
Third key?
Speaker 5 (08:01):
Third key?
Speaker 3 (08:02):
Every time?
Speaker 5 (08:02):
Every single time new material?
Speaker 3 (08:05):
I know, And then like, I mean, like honestly don't know.
Speaker 8 (08:10):
Would you have ever back you've notes guy forever? Yea, yeah,
we're talking about skty. Would you have ever thought though
back in the day, let's flash back to fifteen years
ago that she would put heels on with leather and
stick her heel into her husband's nuts.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
You can go back five years and I would not
have ever thought I would ever hear the day that
anything like that would happen. Sky and Bondage. No chance,
no how, no way, stop, don't even bring it up.
But now she's a full mistress. So's a giant keep
keep throw you eventually that third key, oh.
Speaker 4 (08:45):
He and he tries because at check in he'll always
make the joke. And then, like especially if we go
to Vegas or something like, he'll see some like sloppy
chick at the end of the night dressed like a
slot and then he'll look at me again. It'll be
like thirty and like pointer her.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
I'm like, fucking shut Why does she be so key?
Speaker 5 (09:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (09:04):
That's number one?
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Yeah, thank you. That doesn't seem safe. She could just
come up with you. He's lucky.
Speaker 5 (09:09):
You're so cool. Man.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
If I said that to my wife, she'd be fucking pissed.
Speaker 5 (09:15):
It's worse.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
She would just fucking talk my ear off.
Speaker 5 (09:18):
You know what I mean. I don't know that's worse.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
I would rather be punch in the face than get
the Hayley that just shuns me.
Speaker 5 (09:28):
Shunning Haley.
Speaker 6 (09:29):
No, you don't need that, you don't needful.
Speaker 8 (09:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:35):
So, just in case you're one of the guys who
can't read signs and can't figure it out, they say,
these are some.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
Clear signs that you may be able to talk her
into a threesome. First off, she's gotta love sex.
Speaker 4 (09:47):
We all know that some people love sex and some
people don't love.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
Story never did Never did I know?
Speaker 5 (10:00):
Ecstasya. That's true every once in a while.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Why not to get it?
Speaker 3 (10:12):
You have it?
Speaker 4 (10:15):
Okay, So step one, she has to like sex, enjoy sex,
enjoy all things you know revolving around sex. Next, your
gal has to have sexual confidence again, you know, in
the bedroom, the chick who wants the lights off under
the covers versus the chick who's like modeling ship for you.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
That's the one thing about my wife that's amazing is
that she is super I.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
Mean, that's one of the many things about your wife.
What did I say?
Speaker 2 (10:43):
She's super like, confident and sexy with whatever she wears.
Speaker 5 (10:47):
It's a turn on.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
I've been with chicks, and I'm sure Eddie has where
the girls just are afraid to be naked, and it's
just like it's just so annoying. We're here, you finish it.
She wanted, she has want the covers to come off.
It's like we just had sex.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
Yeah, okay, you can't see me.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
You can't see me.
Speaker 4 (11:09):
Next sign she may have a chance with her in
a threesome is if she's a flirt. If she's the
kind who flirts with girls, guys, she just has.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
Emily's got this.
Speaker 4 (11:20):
Flirty yeah, they say, Okay, that's another great sign that
she may be up for it. Next, she's open to
new erotic adventures, whether that's you know, sex in public,
trying toys, things like that.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
They typically reference to donkey punchetty.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
But okay, Emily had sex in the most disgusting public
bathroom ever. I did, so, I mean she's open for whatever.
Speaker 8 (11:52):
Yeah, Robert and I when we first met, we did
have sex in the public bathroom at Belmont Park.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
Yeah, ships in there.
Speaker 8 (12:02):
I think there was in there.
Speaker 5 (12:03):
Yeah, Oh there you go. Nothing matter. Okay, this is
a showering.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
There right outside. Showers outside.
Speaker 5 (12:10):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (12:11):
The fact if she likes to watch porn, or she's
open to watching porn, they say, that's another good one.
Speaker 5 (12:18):
Another risk.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
You do that once and you chick thinks you're watching
the porn more than you're watching her. It doesn't go well.
Speaker 5 (12:26):
It doesn't go well. And then you start suggesting things
you watch together, or if.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
You or if you look up something, you have something
to look up immediately, like when she goes, what do
you want to watch?
Speaker 5 (12:37):
Oh, you watched this one?
Speaker 3 (12:38):
Why that it so quick?
Speaker 5 (12:40):
Yeah, and that's not like your wife.
Speaker 8 (12:42):
Yeah, that's bad.
Speaker 4 (12:45):
Another good sign, though, is if she shares her fantasies
with you, if she'll like tell you what she likes.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
In bed, what she wants in the bedroom. They say, okay, okay,
that's not Maria Cary time.
Speaker 4 (12:59):
So the fact that she can have that conversation, that
she has fantasies and wants to act them out, that's.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
A great sign, especially for fanta that is true.
Speaker 4 (13:10):
And the final sign that your chick may be up
for threesome. And they say this is one of the
most important items is she is not jealous and does
not feel the need to.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
Compete with other women jealous.
Speaker 4 (13:28):
That's the gal that when you get both of them
in the bedroom, is gonna be bad.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
Good.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Yeah, she can hook up with the other girl, But
then if I get in there, yeah, and I clearly
like her more than you're in it.