October 14, 2024 • 13 mins
On today's P1 Podcast, Sky asks us for some advice regarding The Boo's usage of the living room while she is asleep
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, Sky needs to figure something out. Now, this is
going to be an interesting conversation you're going to have
to have with your husband the Boo.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
You have to.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Find out when is it safe for you to go
into the living room at night.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
We ain't done yet. It's time for the one podcast over.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Yet, completely uncensored and unacting filtered except for that part
the party.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
The show's after show starts now.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Sorry, safe, This seems like a strange thing, safe space
to be worried about.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
But this popped up last night.
Speaker 5 (00:47):
Huh Yeah, last night I had just a shitty night
of sleep, you know where you just have one of
those nights where you just like wake up once and
then for the rest of the night, it's like every
twenty minutes, every thirty minutes, you're looking at the clock
and then you count down. Okay, I get two more
hours of sleep.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
I get an hour.
Speaker 5 (01:03):
Forty five of sleep. So that was what I was
doing last night. And that started for me probably around midnight. Now,
since we get up so super early, me and the Hobby,
we go to bed at different times, you know. Normally
I'll go to bed somewhere between like eight thirty and
nine thirty and then he'll, you know, we'll normally like
(01:23):
wind down with a little TV in the room, I'll
start falling asleep. Huh No, Okay, No, we got like
a pillow barrier in between us. So he'll normally turn
off the TV and then either go out to the
living room or occasionally I'll see a little glow coming
in from our home office, which is right across the
hallway from our bedroom, and then he can come into
(01:48):
bed anytime between, like probably the earliest would be eleven,
but then there's been times I've woken up at like
one thirty two in the morning and he's still not
in bed yet.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Really yeah, And.
Speaker 5 (02:01):
I mean, I don't know how else to put it. Besides,
I don't know what the fuck goes on out there.
What I literally don't know what's going on out there?
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Why don't you just ask, well, oh.
Speaker 6 (02:16):
There I go poppin popping.
Speaker 5 (02:18):
I have done a poppin before, and that didn't turn
out so well. Well luckily for me my eyes because
I had just come out of the dark bedroom and
I had walked into the living room, which wasn't completely dark,
had a bit more light on it, so my eyes
were still adjusting. But all I know is the iPad
(02:42):
was out, his hands were occupied, and when he saw
me there, he quickly like moved around like nothing nothing
to see here, But clearly there's something to see here.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (02:54):
I don't know if there were any props, something vibrating.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
Yeah, Dinny was standing over.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
I don't know what I Diddy was there. There'd be
multiple drug down women.
Speaker 5 (03:07):
Oh okay, so I would have definitely walk into a
freak off look out.
Speaker 6 (03:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Well, I mean you never come out, no, Like, once
you're in bed, you're you're done for the night.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
I'm done.
Speaker 5 (03:18):
I'm like normally a really good sleeper, you know what
I mean. Like I'm a I'm a sound sleeper. I
can sleep through noises and I normally sleep. Yes, so
it is his his safe space.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Do anything like every night? Does? Do you think there's
no way?
Speaker 5 (03:36):
Well, so here's the thing. Honestly, I don't know. This
is something in our marriage that is so unspoken of.
It is spoken here on the show, and often often
we speak about the perversion of my husband and him
being into you know, all kinds of things that way.
(03:57):
Thank you, But that's you know, like there's more talk
about it here. Than there is between him and I.
There's rarely any talk of.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
It, so sounds great.
Speaker 5 (04:07):
Yes, so I did have that unfortunate incident that one time.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
So because of that instant, you just assume that he's
always jacking off now.
Speaker 5 (04:16):
Late at night. Well, I know he has a very
high sex drive, which is nicer than me calling him
a pervert. All a high sex drive, and and if
it was up to him, he'd be having sex a
lot more.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
A lot more.
Speaker 5 (04:31):
I'm the one who kind of has the one day
a week are Yeah, so I don't. And it's not
a secret that he watches porn. Again, we don't like
talk about it.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
You haven't given him the verbal okay.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
Well I have here on the show.
Speaker 5 (04:47):
Again, It's like we've talked on the show, like what
I consider cheating, what I don't consider cheating, talking about
cam girls, I understand.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
But face to face, you've never said, yeah, you're I'm
cool with you. No, if you want to watch porn,
I'm cool with it. I've never even said that.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
No, Okay, yeah, No, no.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Actucation going on in this house, not about it, not
about anything.
Speaker 5 (05:06):
Important, well, no, not about anything sexual. Definitely not like yeah,
when it comes to finances. We talked to her fucking
blue in the face, like to the point where it's annoying,
and I think that's important. But sex, no where. We
don't talk about any of that. That's why I get
like blackout drunk when we have sex all the time.
Speaker 6 (05:21):
Clearly I got some issues really unhealthy.
Speaker 5 (05:24):
Yeah, yeah, definitely, A therapist would definitely say that. Thor so.
So here's the thing. Because I could not sleep last night.
I started waking up at around midnight and then next
thing you know, twelve fifteen, twelve thirty, the Boo was
still not in bed. Okay, he's out there. And then
we also did have an unfortunate incident. It's been a while,
(05:46):
but it was probably about twelve years ago, I don't know,
fourteen years ago, where I woke up in the middle
of the night to hear a thud and I went
in years ago.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
I remember this because it.
Speaker 5 (05:57):
Was fucking traumatizing. I walk into our home office to
find the Boo passed out and he's in an office chair.
So he passed out and slid down so his arms
were locked under the arm.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
Right.
Speaker 5 (06:18):
He wasn't just sleeping, no, he he because he has
a case of the passioutes where he can actually pass out.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
And left in his bottom.
Speaker 5 (06:29):
Yeah, and then he also and then also part of
the passioutes is uncontrollable throwing up. So guy has passed
out going over there a chair and if he started
throwing up, he literally would have choked and died because
he couldn't have rolled over.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
You go zero to fucking one million when it comes
to the worst case scenarios like we were at Octoberfest
and her dog peed on her daughter's comforter. All right,
it sucks, and the living room living room, right, Okay,
it sucks, but you know who knows what happened there?
Skot was spinning out so much. She started, maybe the
(07:04):
dog is track infection?
Speaker 5 (07:05):
What maybe I feel like that's common when you're done
piece in the house.
Speaker 4 (07:10):
No, I just got excited, well twice.
Speaker 5 (07:13):
In a row.
Speaker 6 (07:14):
Maybe it hasn't been out and.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
I would wait, but like, but then she was kind
of spinning like she already had the dog has a
U T.
Speaker 6 (07:25):
I like, you're wearing it like the dog.
Speaker 5 (07:27):
Whenever tomorrow, I got to cancel because we're gonna go
to the vet.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
And then we.
Speaker 5 (07:31):
Got and it's a Sunday, So it's emergency VET. So
that's gonna cost fucking double four, like Jesus.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
And I'm like, no, maybe I don't know, Maybe she
just got excited or they hadn't let her out like
it could be you know, wait, wait a day waited.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
She goes immediately. Worst case worst case there.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
So this case is he's passed out, he's locked into
the chair where he's never going to be able to
get out of it, and he's gonna start vomiting and
choke to death.
Speaker 5 (07:57):
Yes, and I don't, and I don't that's extreme. I know,
I know Thor does. But that's like he's passed out.
And I mean you saw him on the side of
the fucking luck hammered. Yeah, but it's the same switch
in his brain when it like flips, like he starts
throwing up uncontrollably, like passes out, sweats. It's really fucking disgusting.
(08:18):
And and it's and he's pinned on. So yes, if
you're passed out with your arms under there, like how
how are you gonna what are you gonna do?
Speaker 4 (08:27):
Its normal.
Speaker 6 (08:29):
It's just this just sounds very crazy.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
It does.
Speaker 5 (08:33):
And I didn't expect to find that but I did,
and I'm clearly traumatized by it.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
So here's my problem.
Speaker 5 (08:39):
When I hear a noise in the middle of the night,
like I did last night, I'm fucking torn. Do I
go save the man's life or do I walk into
him the middle of a fucking freak off? So like,
I want to save him, but I don't want to
(09:00):
see the freak off because I'll never be able to
look at him the same.
Speaker 6 (09:03):
I just hope.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
I mean, that would be pretty wild if every night
he jerks off, you.
Speaker 6 (09:09):
Might that would be I don't know one guy that
does that, and why do it?
Speaker 3 (09:12):
Then you have the house to yourself all day long
in the daytime night.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Though you're feeling it feel nice as I don't know.
Speaker 6 (09:21):
That's what I don't I can't wrap my mind around.
Speaker 5 (09:22):
So you have a great point Thor I don't think
it's every night, like that would be crazy.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
The man would be decydrated all the.
Speaker 6 (09:28):
Time you rub yourself fucking wraw. Or you have a
really serious problem.
Speaker 5 (09:34):
I assume it's not every night, but I don't know
what night it is, or nights.
Speaker 4 (09:41):
I don't know what time, So.
Speaker 6 (09:43):
It's like Russian Roulette.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
There's only one bollet in the chamber and you're hoping
you don't get shot in the face with.
Speaker 4 (09:48):
It, thank you. So I'm wondering if you guys.
Speaker 5 (09:52):
Think if there's some way I can request some sort
of schedule from.
Speaker 4 (09:58):
The hospital jerk off schedu So I know when it's
safe to walk around my house?
Speaker 5 (10:03):
You know what? I want to feel safe walking out
of my own bedroom into my living room.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
I want to be able to do.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
He's jerking off, You're not safe.
Speaker 4 (10:11):
I don't feel safe. I don't want to see.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
What do you mean like like I'm not in danger?
Speaker 5 (10:16):
No, I guess safe is not the right word, but
I don't want to see that. I don't want to know, Like.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
I don't be highly disturbing if you if you know
what's going on, you know it's going on, but I.
Speaker 5 (10:26):
Pretend like it's not like, oh, I'm just sleeping real nice,
and if it does happen, it's like, oh, it's you know,
quick little.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
I know you pretend, but you know it's going on
in your actual mind.
Speaker 4 (10:37):
You know it's going on, and it's probably worse than
I think.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
What what could that be?
Speaker 6 (10:41):
I don't know think like.
Speaker 5 (10:43):
What he's watching are there any like, I don't know
things with him A toy?
Speaker 2 (10:50):
I'm sorry, are.
Speaker 4 (10:51):
There any toys involved in this?
Speaker 1 (10:54):
You really have a I don't want to walk into
that view of what do you think is going on?
Speaker 5 (10:58):
If I see that, I can aunt unsee it, and
I don't want to see it.
Speaker 4 (11:03):
So can I ask for a schedule?
Speaker 2 (11:05):
This is your husband?
Speaker 5 (11:07):
I know.
Speaker 4 (11:07):
That's why I don't want to see it because I
love him.
Speaker 5 (11:10):
I want to love him. I want to look at
him in a nice light. But if I see you,
I know what's going on.
Speaker 4 (11:15):
Yeah, but again I don't have the visual like you know.
Speaker 5 (11:18):
There's a difference between you know, being like, oh, my
husband occasionally hangs out with Diddy to like seeing a
video of your husband in the fucking freak off putting
a butt plug in someone.
Speaker 6 (11:27):
I'm like, you know what I mean, there's I got
your back on this.
Speaker 5 (11:31):
I think there's nothing wrong with asking for a schedule
or asking for how often he's doing it, just to
be safe, because I wouldn't want to see that, and
I don't.
Speaker 4 (11:39):
You don't have a problem, Thank you asking I appreciate that.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Her husband, what's your jerk off schedule? Yeah? Are you
for real.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
I mean, what was if Robert asked you what your
finger blast the schedule was, Hey, when do you usually?
Speaker 6 (11:54):
What's what's the schedule?
Speaker 2 (11:55):
And what are we looking at here? You'd be like,
I want to I might want to come home during
the day.
Speaker 6 (11:59):
Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
I don't want to see it.
Speaker 6 (12:01):
I don't want to see it.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
I don't know what the hell you're doing in there?
What can I get some sort of schedule?
Speaker 4 (12:06):
I guess that's a good point, because.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
You'd be annoyed, weird, you think that's weird, but you'd
be so annoyed.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
But I feel like.
Speaker 4 (12:13):
It's a fair It's he's kind of giving her no choice.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
Yeah, she's also she's also ridiculous because you add the
cause how ridiculous she is because.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
We don't know for one certain that that's what he's doing.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
He's probably just on YouTube trying to learn about organ.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Yeah, I mean, honestly, which is weird. Which is weird
to me? Yeah, jerking off?
Speaker 1 (12:39):
But okay, so because of that, he may get highly
offended and be like, what do you mean, Like you
want a jerk off schedule?
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Like I'd be like what?
Speaker 1 (12:48):
And he also isn't the most truthful when it comes
to this kind of thing, like he'd make some sort
of joke or he'd be like, you know every.
Speaker 6 (13:00):
Time all that, you could join me.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
Yeah, yeah, get out here.
Speaker 5 (13:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
I don't. I don't. I don't think this is gonna
go the way you think it's gonna go.
Speaker 5 (13:12):
Screw.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
She could she could put she could put some cans
on her door, so bells and then when you open it, yeah,
like a cat.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (13:23):
And then when you open the door, he'll hear it.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
He hears jingles. That's a fucking brilliant idea. That's actually
really smarty, your jingles.
Speaker 4 (13:31):
So I'm not wearing what
Well, Sky needs to figure something out. Now, this is
going to be an interesting conversation you're going to have
to have with your husband the Boo.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
You have to.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Find out when is it safe for you to go
into the living room at night.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
We ain't done yet. It's time for the one podcast over.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Yet, completely uncensored and unacting filtered except for that part
the party.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
The show's after show starts now.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Sorry, safe, This seems like a strange thing, safe space
to be worried about.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
But this popped up last night.
Speaker 5 (00:47):
Huh Yeah, last night I had just a shitty night
of sleep, you know where you just have one of
those nights where you just like wake up once and
then for the rest of the night, it's like every
twenty minutes, every thirty minutes, you're looking at the clock
and then you count down. Okay, I get two more
hours of sleep.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
I get an hour.
Speaker 5 (01:03):
Forty five of sleep. So that was what I was
doing last night. And that started for me probably around midnight. Now,
since we get up so super early, me and the Hobby,
we go to bed at different times, you know. Normally
I'll go to bed somewhere between like eight thirty and
nine thirty and then he'll, you know, we'll normally like
(01:23):
wind down with a little TV in the room, I'll
start falling asleep. Huh No, Okay, No, we got like
a pillow barrier in between us. So he'll normally turn
off the TV and then either go out to the
living room or occasionally I'll see a little glow coming
in from our home office, which is right across the
hallway from our bedroom, and then he can come into
(01:48):
bed anytime between, like probably the earliest would be eleven,
but then there's been times I've woken up at like
one thirty two in the morning and he's still not
in bed yet.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Really yeah, And.
Speaker 5 (02:01):
I mean, I don't know how else to put it. Besides,
I don't know what the fuck goes on out there.
What I literally don't know what's going on out there?
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Why don't you just ask, well, oh.
Speaker 6 (02:16):
There I go poppin popping.
Speaker 5 (02:18):
I have done a poppin before, and that didn't turn
out so well. Well luckily for me my eyes because
I had just come out of the dark bedroom and
I had walked into the living room, which wasn't completely dark,
had a bit more light on it, so my eyes
were still adjusting. But all I know is the iPad
(02:42):
was out, his hands were occupied, and when he saw
me there, he quickly like moved around like nothing nothing
to see here, But clearly there's something to see here.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (02:54):
I don't know if there were any props, something vibrating.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
Yeah, Dinny was standing over.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
I don't know what I Diddy was there. There'd be
multiple drug down women.
Speaker 5 (03:07):
Oh okay, so I would have definitely walk into a
freak off look out.
Speaker 6 (03:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Well, I mean you never come out, no, Like, once
you're in bed, you're you're done for the night.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
I'm done.
Speaker 5 (03:18):
I'm like normally a really good sleeper, you know what
I mean. Like I'm a I'm a sound sleeper. I
can sleep through noises and I normally sleep. Yes, so
it is his his safe space.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Do anything like every night? Does? Do you think there's
no way?
Speaker 5 (03:36):
Well, so here's the thing. Honestly, I don't know. This
is something in our marriage that is so unspoken of.
It is spoken here on the show, and often often
we speak about the perversion of my husband and him
being into you know, all kinds of things that way.
(03:57):
Thank you, But that's you know, like there's more talk
about it here. Than there is between him and I.
There's rarely any talk of.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
It, so sounds great.
Speaker 5 (04:07):
Yes, so I did have that unfortunate incident that one time.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
So because of that instant, you just assume that he's
always jacking off now.
Speaker 5 (04:16):
Late at night. Well, I know he has a very
high sex drive, which is nicer than me calling him
a pervert. All a high sex drive, and and if
it was up to him, he'd be having sex a
lot more.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
A lot more.
Speaker 5 (04:31):
I'm the one who kind of has the one day
a week are Yeah, so I don't. And it's not
a secret that he watches porn. Again, we don't like
talk about it.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
You haven't given him the verbal okay.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
Well I have here on the show.
Speaker 5 (04:47):
Again, It's like we've talked on the show, like what
I consider cheating, what I don't consider cheating, talking about
cam girls, I understand.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
But face to face, you've never said, yeah, you're I'm
cool with you. No, if you want to watch porn,
I'm cool with it. I've never even said that.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
No, Okay, yeah, No, no.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Actucation going on in this house, not about it, not
about anything.
Speaker 5 (05:06):
Important, well, no, not about anything sexual. Definitely not like yeah,
when it comes to finances. We talked to her fucking
blue in the face, like to the point where it's annoying,
and I think that's important. But sex, no where. We
don't talk about any of that. That's why I get
like blackout drunk when we have sex all the time.
Speaker 6 (05:21):
Clearly I got some issues really unhealthy.
Speaker 5 (05:24):
Yeah, yeah, definitely, A therapist would definitely say that. Thor so.
So here's the thing. Because I could not sleep last night.
I started waking up at around midnight and then next
thing you know, twelve fifteen, twelve thirty, the Boo was
still not in bed. Okay, he's out there. And then
we also did have an unfortunate incident. It's been a while,
(05:46):
but it was probably about twelve years ago, I don't know,
fourteen years ago, where I woke up in the middle
of the night to hear a thud and I went
in years ago.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
I remember this because it.
Speaker 5 (05:57):
Was fucking traumatizing. I walk into our home office to
find the Boo passed out and he's in an office chair.
So he passed out and slid down so his arms
were locked under the arm.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
Right.
Speaker 5 (06:18):
He wasn't just sleeping, no, he he because he has
a case of the passioutes where he can actually pass out.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
And left in his bottom.
Speaker 5 (06:29):
Yeah, and then he also and then also part of
the passioutes is uncontrollable throwing up. So guy has passed
out going over there a chair and if he started
throwing up, he literally would have choked and died because
he couldn't have rolled over.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
You go zero to fucking one million when it comes
to the worst case scenarios like we were at Octoberfest
and her dog peed on her daughter's comforter. All right,
it sucks, and the living room living room, right, Okay,
it sucks, but you know who knows what happened there?
Skot was spinning out so much. She started, maybe the
(07:04):
dog is track infection?
Speaker 5 (07:05):
What maybe I feel like that's common when you're done
piece in the house.
Speaker 4 (07:10):
No, I just got excited, well twice.
Speaker 5 (07:13):
In a row.
Speaker 6 (07:14):
Maybe it hasn't been out and.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
I would wait, but like, but then she was kind
of spinning like she already had the dog has a
U T.
Speaker 6 (07:25):
I like, you're wearing it like the dog.
Speaker 5 (07:27):
Whenever tomorrow, I got to cancel because we're gonna go
to the vet.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
And then we.
Speaker 5 (07:31):
Got and it's a Sunday, So it's emergency VET. So
that's gonna cost fucking double four, like Jesus.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
And I'm like, no, maybe I don't know, Maybe she
just got excited or they hadn't let her out like
it could be you know, wait, wait a day waited.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
She goes immediately. Worst case worst case there.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
So this case is he's passed out, he's locked into
the chair where he's never going to be able to
get out of it, and he's gonna start vomiting and
choke to death.
Speaker 5 (07:57):
Yes, and I don't, and I don't that's extreme. I know,
I know Thor does. But that's like he's passed out.
And I mean you saw him on the side of
the fucking luck hammered. Yeah, but it's the same switch
in his brain when it like flips, like he starts
throwing up uncontrollably, like passes out, sweats. It's really fucking disgusting.
(08:18):
And and it's and he's pinned on. So yes, if
you're passed out with your arms under there, like how
how are you gonna what are you gonna do?
Speaker 4 (08:27):
Its normal.
Speaker 6 (08:29):
It's just this just sounds very crazy.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
It does.
Speaker 5 (08:33):
And I didn't expect to find that but I did,
and I'm clearly traumatized by it.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
So here's my problem.
Speaker 5 (08:39):
When I hear a noise in the middle of the night,
like I did last night, I'm fucking torn. Do I
go save the man's life or do I walk into
him the middle of a fucking freak off? So like,
I want to save him, but I don't want to
(09:00):
see the freak off because I'll never be able to
look at him the same.
Speaker 6 (09:03):
I just hope.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
I mean, that would be pretty wild if every night
he jerks off, you.
Speaker 6 (09:09):
Might that would be I don't know one guy that
does that, and why do it?
Speaker 3 (09:12):
Then you have the house to yourself all day long
in the daytime night.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Though you're feeling it feel nice as I don't know.
Speaker 6 (09:21):
That's what I don't I can't wrap my mind around.
Speaker 5 (09:22):
So you have a great point Thor I don't think
it's every night, like that would be crazy.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
The man would be decydrated all the.
Speaker 6 (09:28):
Time you rub yourself fucking wraw. Or you have a
really serious problem.
Speaker 5 (09:34):
I assume it's not every night, but I don't know
what night it is, or nights.
Speaker 4 (09:41):
I don't know what time, So.
Speaker 6 (09:43):
It's like Russian Roulette.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
There's only one bollet in the chamber and you're hoping
you don't get shot in the face with.
Speaker 4 (09:48):
It, thank you. So I'm wondering if you guys.
Speaker 5 (09:52):
Think if there's some way I can request some sort
of schedule from.
Speaker 4 (09:58):
The hospital jerk off schedu So I know when it's
safe to walk around my house?
Speaker 5 (10:03):
You know what? I want to feel safe walking out
of my own bedroom into my living room.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
I want to be able to do.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
He's jerking off, You're not safe.
Speaker 4 (10:11):
I don't feel safe. I don't want to see.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
What do you mean like like I'm not in danger?
Speaker 5 (10:16):
No, I guess safe is not the right word, but
I don't want to see that. I don't want to know, Like.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
I don't be highly disturbing if you if you know
what's going on, you know it's going on, but I.
Speaker 5 (10:26):
Pretend like it's not like, oh, I'm just sleeping real nice,
and if it does happen, it's like, oh, it's you know,
quick little.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
I know you pretend, but you know it's going on
in your actual mind.
Speaker 4 (10:37):
You know it's going on, and it's probably worse than
I think.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
What what could that be?
Speaker 6 (10:41):
I don't know think like.
Speaker 5 (10:43):
What he's watching are there any like, I don't know
things with him A toy?
Speaker 2 (10:50):
I'm sorry, are.
Speaker 4 (10:51):
There any toys involved in this?
Speaker 1 (10:54):
You really have a I don't want to walk into
that view of what do you think is going on?
Speaker 5 (10:58):
If I see that, I can aunt unsee it, and
I don't want to see it.
Speaker 4 (11:03):
So can I ask for a schedule?
Speaker 2 (11:05):
This is your husband?
Speaker 5 (11:07):
I know.
Speaker 4 (11:07):
That's why I don't want to see it because I
love him.
Speaker 5 (11:10):
I want to love him. I want to look at
him in a nice light. But if I see you,
I know what's going on.
Speaker 4 (11:15):
Yeah, but again I don't have the visual like you know.
Speaker 5 (11:18):
There's a difference between you know, being like, oh, my
husband occasionally hangs out with Diddy to like seeing a
video of your husband in the fucking freak off putting
a butt plug in someone.
Speaker 6 (11:27):
I'm like, you know what I mean, there's I got
your back on this.
Speaker 5 (11:31):
I think there's nothing wrong with asking for a schedule
or asking for how often he's doing it, just to
be safe, because I wouldn't want to see that, and
I don't.
Speaker 4 (11:39):
You don't have a problem, Thank you asking I appreciate that.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Her husband, what's your jerk off schedule? Yeah? Are you
for real.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
I mean, what was if Robert asked you what your
finger blast the schedule was, Hey, when do you usually?
Speaker 6 (11:54):
What's what's the schedule?
Speaker 2 (11:55):
And what are we looking at here? You'd be like,
I want to I might want to come home during
the day.
Speaker 6 (11:59):
Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
I don't want to see it.
Speaker 6 (12:01):
I don't want to see it.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
I don't know what the hell you're doing in there?
What can I get some sort of schedule?
Speaker 4 (12:06):
I guess that's a good point, because.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
You'd be annoyed, weird, you think that's weird, but you'd
be so annoyed.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
But I feel like.
Speaker 4 (12:13):
It's a fair It's he's kind of giving her no choice.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
Yeah, she's also she's also ridiculous because you add the
cause how ridiculous she is because.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
We don't know for one certain that that's what he's doing.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
He's probably just on YouTube trying to learn about organ.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Yeah, I mean, honestly, which is weird. Which is weird
to me? Yeah, jerking off?
Speaker 1 (12:39):
But okay, so because of that, he may get highly
offended and be like, what do you mean, Like you
want a jerk off schedule?
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Like I'd be like what?
Speaker 1 (12:48):
And he also isn't the most truthful when it comes
to this kind of thing, like he'd make some sort
of joke or he'd be like, you know every.
Speaker 6 (13:00):
Time all that, you could join me.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
Yeah, yeah, get out here.
Speaker 5 (13:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
I don't. I don't. I don't think this is gonna
go the way you think it's gonna go.
Speaker 5 (13:12):
Screw.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
She could she could put she could put some cans
on her door, so bells and then when you open it, yeah,
like a cat.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (13:23):
And then when you open the door, he'll hear it.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
He hears jingles. That's a fucking brilliant idea. That's actually
really smarty, your jingles.
Speaker 4 (13:31):
So I'm not wearing what
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