October 16, 2024 • 16 mins
On today's P1 Podcast, Emily tells us about some of her past experiences with massage parlors and her attempt at finding a massage therapist in a new way
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, Emily has been known in the past to not
go to the nicest establishments when it comes to a massage.
It's a little interesting the places she chooses to go to.
You know, somewhere you go, okay, well, clearly there's some
sort of happy endings happening here. But you know what
if they if they rub it out real good Emily,
(00:21):
then who cares?
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Right right?
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Well, sir, Emily is still trying to find that perfect
spot for a massage, and she decided to do something
very different this time to find a spot.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
We ain't done yet.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
It's time for the one podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Yet completely uncensored and unacting filtered except for that part.
The show's after show starts now now.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Last I had heard the last time you went out
and got a massage, I thought you were real happy
with the experience and the spots spot and you were like, oh,
this is going to be my spot finger bang.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Wait no, no, there was no finger.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
It was like a regular place. What happened in that spot?
Speaker 2 (01:10):
That's correct.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
It was a little farther from my house than I
would have liked. It's the same share with this chick
man as well as.
Speaker 5 (01:18):
Scott Sorry YouTube, as well.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
As you were so happy.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
But you couldn't. It wasn't also accommodating to last minute plans.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
And you guys know how spur of the moment.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
I am certainly in advance, so you know, I wanted
to go back to the drawing board.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
I did want to go back to the drawing board.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
I want to. I wish I so badly could go
back and pull the tape of her glowingly talk about
this place. Yeah, and then he's happy, I found my spot.
It's going to be it every time, and then literally
the next time it's over. Like what the hell? Boyfriends
ever last?
Speaker 4 (01:54):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (01:54):
They didn't last very longest.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
What was your longest relationship of or Robert?
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Like not, no, I had long relationships, but you know,
something between definitely, But I had some long relationships Robert.
Speaker 5 (02:10):
Because you do make those strong statements and then all
of a sudden, just the next day, like out the
window right Like, so I'm surprised you were searching.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Yeah yeah, yeah, nothing beats a plane leg.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
But it's just like, honestly, spur of the moment kind
of trumps everything else, to be honest, and you're like,
when I want something, I want it now, kind of
a thing, and so that's never had patience. No, no patience,
like not even a little bit.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
You're the salt everything.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
I mean, you literally just said that, you said her
signature lied.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
But I'm not her. But I'm not hearing the red dress.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
I'm not dancing around with my dad stomping around.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Well, no, it.
Speaker 6 (02:54):
Still does a thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
It's not a thousand dollars. She was.
Speaker 6 (03:01):
She just forwards her mom. The STG needs.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
I don't do that.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
I believe everything is excuse me, stop it, okay.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
And like he said, I have been to some shadeless
you know.
Speaker 6 (03:18):
A shady place immediately when when all the windows are
filled with pictures and it just says massage then, you know,
and then you walk in and you hear the bell
and you're just like, wait a minute, this is weird.
Why is the door locked.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
I was over in like a deep alcohol area yesterday
and there's no businesses around. It's just you know, most
residential places and stuff like that, and there's one house
with a sign that says massage on it, and I
went weird. I wonder if they could really work the
kinks out. It's really good, you know, I mean I
(03:56):
don't know. I can checked the Yelp reviewation.
Speaker 6 (03:58):
It's crazy. Yeah, when you drive down Alcohol Boulevard like
past San Diego State. Not that I've been down.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
There a ton of somebody, but you've done it before.
Speaker 6 (04:13):
I mean one time, a long time ago, years ago,
one time I got broken up with I don't love it.
I felt disgusted with myself. It was it was like
ten years ago.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
What do you mean, well, and you did admit it
was two times.
Speaker 6 (04:28):
It was two times. It was ten years ago.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
I've never been to a whorehouse and TJ this guy has.
I've never gotten a handy at a massage bar. Wow,
twice this guy has.
Speaker 6 (04:43):
I'm just a different an expert, an expert, you know,
and there's there's crazy how many there are yes. So
I googled it and like it's a big issue. Well,
it's a big issue in San Diego. And remember that
the whole sex trafficking thing.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
I was just gonna and like you remember, I was
actually at a meeting with the head of the task
force where I said, hey, these are the places I've
been to.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
I felt shady shit was going on, was it?
Speaker 6 (05:08):
And he goes yes, And then you said, and then
I told me there's like nothing they could do about it.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
It's crazy you get massages.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
I didn't know leading up to it.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
How do you know?
Speaker 4 (05:18):
No, we're this is like before like we started talking
about this as much on the air, Like I always
was like, oh, there's a lot of people doing massages.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
I didn't really do.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
I knew those places did Okay, did you ever see
some customer of the.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Month it's really going to punch my card. I get
the next men free.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Oh wow.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
Yeah. So so I appreciated the convenience of those places,
but I told you We've talked about it many times
on People podcast. Walk out of places before because she
was geing in the areas.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
I didn't want her.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
To, but most customers do want that at those places.
Speaker 6 (06:01):
Yeah, I would think that most those places are man only.
I can't imagine a woman going.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
I've never even the ratio of male off.
Speaker 6 (06:11):
Okay wait, yeah, like I can't even Like I wonder
if they're thrown off when a woman goes in there, like.
Speaker 7 (06:22):
I gotta work, it would be amazing.
Speaker 6 (06:35):
I can't imagine, Emily. I'm sorry, I just you go
into one of these places, they're probably like what the fuck?
And then you're and then you're also like, this is
kind of weird.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
You know, my soulio hurts point where.
Speaker 6 (06:52):
And they're thinking, they're thinking, is this lady a fucking moron?
Speaker 3 (06:58):
Is this lady on the task of course?
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Like that, they're thinking she's a cop?
Speaker 1 (07:04):
When do I touch her?
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Butto Yeah, I don't know. She keeps putting at her back.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Okay, they're uncomfortable touching your back.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
But I did realize that I've had enough of those places.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
You said this last timehole, you're a big girl. Now
you found a nice spot and that's where you're gonna.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Go to it literally said no, no, no, no, no, no,
what the no no.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
So for the past month or two, I've had like
the gnarliest kink in my neck and it's like a
ball right there and I can't look to the left
very well. And for a month horrible off and on
shooting pain, like really bad from what.
Speaker 6 (07:42):
You don't do a ton of physical activity.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
I don't know, nothing, just the stress and probably sleeping wrong.
Speaker 6 (07:46):
I bet you when she has a couple of you know,
best wine, she moves around that house so fast. S Yeah,
that she she bumps into something and doesn't even realize it.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
Like fucking up, Like do you line my back? Yeah, honestly,
that could be true.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
That could be true. It could be true.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
And so I realized that I wanted to find a place,
and I thought in my head, maybe I could find
a place like.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
The places that I went to that were shady. But
that's not shady. Not every massage next.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Door to your house that's really close. The only thing
you'd be happy about.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
Yes, So I thought, I'm gonna do what I do sometimes,
is I go on the next door app, oh, scot
and if I need a recommendation for something, like a
lot of people do. Does anybody know the recommendation for
a good vet in the neighborhood?
Speaker 1 (08:33):
You know, I don't use next door apps. I didn't really.
I thought it was all just like Karen's like Sky
that are complaining about their neighbors. They're building a tower.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
It's probably different.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
They're going around all the law.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
Yes, you your.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Giant hedges are okay.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
But this there's a difference between feet and two hundred
two hundred feet.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Now she's on this little building.
Speaker 6 (09:03):
Like she lives nowhere near it.
Speaker 5 (09:05):
It's gonna be in my fucking view bro Okay, so no,
and the laws thirty feet.
Speaker 6 (09:10):
I can't wait when they build this thing. I'm gonna
be there for the I'm gonna show up for the riting.
I'm gonna be so fucking excited when they build this thing.
Speaker 5 (09:20):
Talks to protest this week and and and block the street,
so I will Well, we're going to show them what's
going to happen if they move that many people into
that area. The streets well sick, okay.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
I know right.
Speaker 6 (09:34):
They need more apartment yeah.
Speaker 5 (09:36):
Yeah, the max story is three stories and they're gonna
build twenty three stories.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
If you.
Speaker 6 (09:43):
If you're going to protest down there, I'm gonna bring
tomatoes and throw them at.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
I have to find me in the sea of hundreds
of sky.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
You get the little mini cherry tomatoes.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Big.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
I have a normal okay, whatever.
Speaker 4 (09:57):
But in my neighbor, my next door, the there is
a ship ton of caarents. But then there's also like
anybody need have reguities for for a plumber or stuff
like that, and people will go on and recommend.
Speaker 5 (10:06):
Okay, yes, and that's that's what the next door app
was actually created for.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Was I thought it was like a neighborhood watch type.
Speaker 5 (10:14):
No, well, it's basically to help your neighbor. So like,
I see a lot if you need to borrow something
like a lost dog, Like a lost dog, I need
to borrow a circular saw for an hour, like so
instead of buying things, like people will share things. And
then yeah, a lot of like, hey, can anyone recommend
a plumber woman who keeps looking.
Speaker 4 (10:34):
There?
Speaker 2 (10:34):
A butler? Anybody?
Speaker 3 (10:36):
But if I saw somebody ask for ma souse, well
that's what I did.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
You went on the next door app and recommended a mause.
Speaker 4 (10:48):
Yes, and my my post read high neighbors exclamation point.
I've had some severe neck pain high neighbors basically my
neighbor Like yeah, so I said that. Then I said
I had, you know, pretty bad neck pain, and everyone.
Speaker 6 (11:07):
Was like, for a month, get it checked.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Out, honey, two months?
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Two months?
Speaker 4 (11:14):
And then I said, I'm looking for for a close
by massage place that.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Isn't shady in all caps, isn't shady?
Speaker 6 (11:25):
Why would anyone suggests a shady massage place?
Speaker 1 (11:28):
That's my first thing?
Speaker 6 (11:29):
Like I'd be like why because I would think, oh,
she wants a shady massage place. That's what I would
think I would go hate is a massage therapist. I
wouldn't say my neck. I wouldn't say anything. Does Amy
massage there?
Speaker 4 (11:44):
Well, good thing I did specify my neck because I
actually got somebody that responded.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
I got somebody that responded.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
And it was a perverted guy. A dude was in
his hands.
Speaker 6 (11:56):
Send me a picture, yeah.
Speaker 5 (11:57):
Like seriously, that's what That's what I figured she would get.
If you post asking for a massage, that's what you're
gonna get. Perverted guys inviting you to their house. Like
I see like young yeah, like, because we'll have a
couple of gals on ours because I get the Peb
and the La Joya posts. I get both of those posts.
And there's a lot of peb chicks who are just
(12:19):
looking to make money. So if I could come do
something around your house, I'm a dog walker. I also
can bring your mail. You need a personal assistance like so,
(12:40):
and we all know what's the PB Yeah yeah, okay.
And and if you guys don't know, the next door
app has a picture, so you can put your own picture.
Now we know what Emily's like. Lift an uber picture is.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Drunk sometimes sometimes yeah.
Speaker 7 (13:02):
Sometimes, Yeah, you're right, and bikinis.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
So what's your next door profile picture?
Speaker 2 (13:08):
I don't remember it's not in a bikini.
Speaker 5 (13:12):
Open Because if I see some chick asking for a
massage on the next door app, I'm I'm you know
what's up? Either some shady's up, no matter how much
she's saying it's not.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
And I know this Shan Watson's not going to show up.
Speaker 6 (13:25):
But Sky will see one chick asking for a massage
in one comment, it will say.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Boo fifty eight where.
Speaker 4 (13:34):
You know.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
I can help you out. I just got some stuff
that need to take care of her.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
It's gonna blow down the yard real quick.
Speaker 4 (13:46):
So I didn't get a boot sixty eight to respond
to my sixty nine sixty nine to respond that didn't happen.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
I no position sixty eight.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
That is sounds interesting about it?
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Wow from the TV girl, Yeah, she'd be great.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
I didn't get any weird comments.
Speaker 4 (14:01):
I got one actual legit comment, and it was a
comment from somebody.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Just one.
Speaker 4 (14:08):
We would recommend, but it happened to be the massage
therapist herself, and she said, I'm actually a next specialist guy.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
Give me.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
I mean, it's in your post I'm looking for something for.
Speaker 6 (14:25):
My neck specialist, wrote, Shin, you know I'm actually a Shin.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
Got it.
Speaker 4 (14:33):
So I reached out to her and she told me
the name of the place that she works at that
I've heard about before, because they advertised like one of
those little get one free magazine.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
Close to you, like a quarter.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Mile fuse.
Speaker 4 (14:47):
That's the key, and I've heard of this place before.
Then I went to their website and the website looks legit.
There's like photos of all the massage therapists that work there,
and so I, well, that.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Means it's legit because there's photos.
Speaker 4 (15:01):
Top places don't have pictures of anybody or a website.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Lotus flowers everywhere.
Speaker 4 (15:07):
So I feel like we're already doing way better than
I ever have at any of the other places they.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
Went to last time that you saw them.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
Far they can't get me in.
Speaker 4 (15:15):
So I booked it up for appointment later the afternoon
yesterday and made my appointment and went over there and
pulled into the place, though, and I did have some
flashbacks about what used to happen to me because I
the area that it was was Deep University Avenue, like
Deep Deep Deep, which is where there's a ton of
(15:36):
those shady places.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Oh no, you were on there though, No shady places.
Speaker 6 (15:43):
Caps all caps, but it's more Lemon grove right.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
No, it's in the Mesa, Lisa, thank you very much.
Nothing wrong with but it's in the Mesa.
Speaker 4 (15:51):
And so I was having some like flashbacks and some
fears walking into this place because the outside and like
it was next to like a tattoo shop and all
this other stuff. I'm like, shy, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
It's just like a little strip mall.
Speaker 4 (16:02):
So it did look a little bit shady, but I
go in and it's actually lovely and delightful inside.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
Oh, lovely and delightful.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Don't judge a book, bites, don't judge.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
Book by its cover. I told her about my next
she said, I got you.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
The next question. Would you need to tell her?
Speaker 3 (16:16):
Yeah, she could just look at it and she should know.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
I don't don't even need to point it out. She
just feel it. Well, she tended to it, and that
was going great.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
Now.
Speaker 4 (16:23):
I did have a couple of things though, like that
with your breast, Yes, like the pain I got shot
down a little bit, like where where it was on.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
I like, well, good thing, I'm a breast specialist,
Well, Emily has been known in the past to not
go to the nicest establishments when it comes to a massage.
It's a little interesting the places she chooses to go to.
You know, somewhere you go, okay, well, clearly there's some
sort of happy endings happening here. But you know what
if they if they rub it out real good Emily,
(00:21):
then who cares?
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Right right?
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Well, sir, Emily is still trying to find that perfect
spot for a massage, and she decided to do something
very different this time to find a spot.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
We ain't done yet.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
It's time for the one podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Yet completely uncensored and unacting filtered except for that part.
The show's after show starts now now.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Last I had heard the last time you went out
and got a massage, I thought you were real happy
with the experience and the spots spot and you were like, oh,
this is going to be my spot finger bang.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Wait no, no, there was no finger.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
It was like a regular place. What happened in that spot?
Speaker 2 (01:10):
That's correct.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
It was a little farther from my house than I
would have liked. It's the same share with this chick
man as well as.
Speaker 5 (01:18):
Scott Sorry YouTube, as well.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
As you were so happy.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
But you couldn't. It wasn't also accommodating to last minute plans.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
And you guys know how spur of the moment.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
I am certainly in advance, so you know, I wanted
to go back to the drawing board.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
I did want to go back to the drawing board.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
I want to. I wish I so badly could go
back and pull the tape of her glowingly talk about
this place. Yeah, and then he's happy, I found my spot.
It's going to be it every time, and then literally
the next time it's over. Like what the hell? Boyfriends
ever last?
Speaker 4 (01:54):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (01:54):
They didn't last very longest.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
What was your longest relationship of or Robert?
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Like not, no, I had long relationships, but you know,
something between definitely, But I had some long relationships Robert.
Speaker 5 (02:10):
Because you do make those strong statements and then all
of a sudden, just the next day, like out the
window right Like, so I'm surprised you were searching.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Yeah yeah, yeah, nothing beats a plane leg.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
But it's just like, honestly, spur of the moment kind
of trumps everything else, to be honest, and you're like,
when I want something, I want it now, kind of
a thing, and so that's never had patience. No, no patience,
like not even a little bit.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
You're the salt everything.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
I mean, you literally just said that, you said her
signature lied.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
But I'm not her. But I'm not hearing the red dress.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
I'm not dancing around with my dad stomping around.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Well, no, it.
Speaker 6 (02:54):
Still does a thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
It's not a thousand dollars. She was.
Speaker 6 (03:01):
She just forwards her mom. The STG needs.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
I don't do that.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
I believe everything is excuse me, stop it, okay.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
And like he said, I have been to some shadeless
you know.
Speaker 6 (03:18):
A shady place immediately when when all the windows are
filled with pictures and it just says massage then, you know,
and then you walk in and you hear the bell
and you're just like, wait a minute, this is weird.
Why is the door locked.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
I was over in like a deep alcohol area yesterday
and there's no businesses around. It's just you know, most
residential places and stuff like that, and there's one house
with a sign that says massage on it, and I
went weird. I wonder if they could really work the
kinks out. It's really good, you know, I mean I
(03:56):
don't know. I can checked the Yelp reviewation.
Speaker 6 (03:58):
It's crazy. Yeah, when you drive down Alcohol Boulevard like
past San Diego State. Not that I've been down.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
There a ton of somebody, but you've done it before.
Speaker 6 (04:13):
I mean one time, a long time ago, years ago,
one time I got broken up with I don't love it.
I felt disgusted with myself. It was it was like
ten years ago.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
What do you mean, well, and you did admit it
was two times.
Speaker 6 (04:28):
It was two times. It was ten years ago.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
I've never been to a whorehouse and TJ this guy has.
I've never gotten a handy at a massage bar. Wow,
twice this guy has.
Speaker 6 (04:43):
I'm just a different an expert, an expert, you know,
and there's there's crazy how many there are yes. So
I googled it and like it's a big issue. Well,
it's a big issue in San Diego. And remember that
the whole sex trafficking thing.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
I was just gonna and like you remember, I was
actually at a meeting with the head of the task
force where I said, hey, these are the places I've
been to.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
I felt shady shit was going on, was it?
Speaker 6 (05:08):
And he goes yes, And then you said, and then
I told me there's like nothing they could do about it.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
It's crazy you get massages.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
I didn't know leading up to it.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
How do you know?
Speaker 4 (05:18):
No, we're this is like before like we started talking
about this as much on the air, Like I always
was like, oh, there's a lot of people doing massages.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
I didn't really do.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
I knew those places did Okay, did you ever see
some customer of the.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Month it's really going to punch my card. I get
the next men free.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Oh wow.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
Yeah. So so I appreciated the convenience of those places,
but I told you We've talked about it many times
on People podcast. Walk out of places before because she
was geing in the areas.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
I didn't want her.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
To, but most customers do want that at those places.
Speaker 6 (06:01):
Yeah, I would think that most those places are man only.
I can't imagine a woman going.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
I've never even the ratio of male off.
Speaker 6 (06:11):
Okay wait, yeah, like I can't even Like I wonder
if they're thrown off when a woman goes in there, like.
Speaker 7 (06:22):
I gotta work, it would be amazing.
Speaker 6 (06:35):
I can't imagine, Emily. I'm sorry, I just you go
into one of these places, they're probably like what the fuck?
And then you're and then you're also like, this is
kind of weird.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
You know, my soulio hurts point where.
Speaker 6 (06:52):
And they're thinking, they're thinking, is this lady a fucking moron?
Speaker 3 (06:58):
Is this lady on the task of course?
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Like that, they're thinking she's a cop?
Speaker 1 (07:04):
When do I touch her?
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Butto Yeah, I don't know. She keeps putting at her back.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Okay, they're uncomfortable touching your back.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
But I did realize that I've had enough of those places.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
You said this last timehole, you're a big girl. Now
you found a nice spot and that's where you're gonna.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Go to it literally said no, no, no, no, no, no,
what the no no.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
So for the past month or two, I've had like
the gnarliest kink in my neck and it's like a
ball right there and I can't look to the left
very well. And for a month horrible off and on
shooting pain, like really bad from what.
Speaker 6 (07:42):
You don't do a ton of physical activity.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
I don't know, nothing, just the stress and probably sleeping wrong.
Speaker 6 (07:46):
I bet you when she has a couple of you know,
best wine, she moves around that house so fast. S Yeah,
that she she bumps into something and doesn't even realize it.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
Like fucking up, Like do you line my back? Yeah, honestly,
that could be true.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
That could be true. It could be true.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
And so I realized that I wanted to find a place,
and I thought in my head, maybe I could find
a place like.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
The places that I went to that were shady. But
that's not shady. Not every massage next.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Door to your house that's really close. The only thing
you'd be happy about.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
Yes, So I thought, I'm gonna do what I do sometimes,
is I go on the next door app, oh, scot
and if I need a recommendation for something, like a
lot of people do. Does anybody know the recommendation for
a good vet in the neighborhood?
Speaker 1 (08:33):
You know, I don't use next door apps. I didn't really.
I thought it was all just like Karen's like Sky
that are complaining about their neighbors. They're building a tower.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
It's probably different.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
They're going around all the law.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
Yes, you your.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Giant hedges are okay.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
But this there's a difference between feet and two hundred
two hundred feet.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Now she's on this little building.
Speaker 6 (09:03):
Like she lives nowhere near it.
Speaker 5 (09:05):
It's gonna be in my fucking view bro Okay, so no,
and the laws thirty feet.
Speaker 6 (09:10):
I can't wait when they build this thing. I'm gonna
be there for the I'm gonna show up for the riting.
I'm gonna be so fucking excited when they build this thing.
Speaker 5 (09:20):
Talks to protest this week and and and block the street,
so I will Well, we're going to show them what's
going to happen if they move that many people into
that area. The streets well sick, okay.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
I know right.
Speaker 6 (09:34):
They need more apartment yeah.
Speaker 5 (09:36):
Yeah, the max story is three stories and they're gonna
build twenty three stories.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
If you.
Speaker 6 (09:43):
If you're going to protest down there, I'm gonna bring
tomatoes and throw them at.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
I have to find me in the sea of hundreds
of sky.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
You get the little mini cherry tomatoes.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Big.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
I have a normal okay, whatever.
Speaker 4 (09:57):
But in my neighbor, my next door, the there is
a ship ton of caarents. But then there's also like
anybody need have reguities for for a plumber or stuff
like that, and people will go on and recommend.
Speaker 5 (10:06):
Okay, yes, and that's that's what the next door app
was actually created for.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Was I thought it was like a neighborhood watch type.
Speaker 5 (10:14):
No, well, it's basically to help your neighbor. So like,
I see a lot if you need to borrow something
like a lost dog, Like a lost dog, I need
to borrow a circular saw for an hour, like so
instead of buying things, like people will share things. And
then yeah, a lot of like, hey, can anyone recommend
a plumber woman who keeps looking.
Speaker 4 (10:34):
There?
Speaker 2 (10:34):
A butler? Anybody?
Speaker 3 (10:36):
But if I saw somebody ask for ma souse, well
that's what I did.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
You went on the next door app and recommended a mause.
Speaker 4 (10:48):
Yes, and my my post read high neighbors exclamation point.
I've had some severe neck pain high neighbors basically my
neighbor Like yeah, so I said that. Then I said
I had, you know, pretty bad neck pain, and everyone.
Speaker 6 (11:07):
Was like, for a month, get it checked.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Out, honey, two months?
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Two months?
Speaker 4 (11:14):
And then I said, I'm looking for for a close
by massage place that.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Isn't shady in all caps, isn't shady?
Speaker 6 (11:25):
Why would anyone suggests a shady massage place?
Speaker 1 (11:28):
That's my first thing?
Speaker 6 (11:29):
Like I'd be like why because I would think, oh,
she wants a shady massage place. That's what I would
think I would go hate is a massage therapist. I
wouldn't say my neck. I wouldn't say anything. Does Amy
massage there?
Speaker 4 (11:44):
Well, good thing I did specify my neck because I
actually got somebody that responded.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
I got somebody that responded.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
And it was a perverted guy. A dude was in
his hands.
Speaker 6 (11:56):
Send me a picture, yeah.
Speaker 5 (11:57):
Like seriously, that's what That's what I figured she would get.
If you post asking for a massage, that's what you're
gonna get. Perverted guys inviting you to their house. Like
I see like young yeah, like, because we'll have a
couple of gals on ours because I get the Peb
and the La Joya posts. I get both of those posts.
And there's a lot of peb chicks who are just
(12:19):
looking to make money. So if I could come do
something around your house, I'm a dog walker. I also
can bring your mail. You need a personal assistance like so,
(12:40):
and we all know what's the PB Yeah yeah, okay.
And and if you guys don't know, the next door
app has a picture, so you can put your own picture.
Now we know what Emily's like. Lift an uber picture is.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Drunk sometimes sometimes yeah.
Speaker 7 (13:02):
Sometimes, Yeah, you're right, and bikinis.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
So what's your next door profile picture?
Speaker 2 (13:08):
I don't remember it's not in a bikini.
Speaker 5 (13:12):
Open Because if I see some chick asking for a
massage on the next door app, I'm I'm you know
what's up? Either some shady's up, no matter how much
she's saying it's not.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
And I know this Shan Watson's not going to show up.
Speaker 6 (13:25):
But Sky will see one chick asking for a massage
in one comment, it will say.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Boo fifty eight where.
Speaker 4 (13:34):
You know.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
I can help you out. I just got some stuff
that need to take care of her.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
It's gonna blow down the yard real quick.
Speaker 4 (13:46):
So I didn't get a boot sixty eight to respond
to my sixty nine sixty nine to respond that didn't happen.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
I no position sixty eight.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
That is sounds interesting about it?
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Wow from the TV girl, Yeah, she'd be great.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
I didn't get any weird comments.
Speaker 4 (14:01):
I got one actual legit comment, and it was a
comment from somebody.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Just one.
Speaker 4 (14:08):
We would recommend, but it happened to be the massage
therapist herself, and she said, I'm actually a next specialist guy.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
Give me.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
I mean, it's in your post I'm looking for something for.
Speaker 6 (14:25):
My neck specialist, wrote, Shin, you know I'm actually a Shin.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
Got it.
Speaker 4 (14:33):
So I reached out to her and she told me
the name of the place that she works at that
I've heard about before, because they advertised like one of
those little get one free magazine.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
Close to you, like a quarter.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Mile fuse.
Speaker 4 (14:47):
That's the key, and I've heard of this place before.
Then I went to their website and the website looks legit.
There's like photos of all the massage therapists that work there,
and so I, well, that.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Means it's legit because there's photos.
Speaker 4 (15:01):
Top places don't have pictures of anybody or a website.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Lotus flowers everywhere.
Speaker 4 (15:07):
So I feel like we're already doing way better than
I ever have at any of the other places they.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
Went to last time that you saw them.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
Far they can't get me in.
Speaker 4 (15:15):
So I booked it up for appointment later the afternoon
yesterday and made my appointment and went over there and
pulled into the place, though, and I did have some
flashbacks about what used to happen to me because I
the area that it was was Deep University Avenue, like
Deep Deep Deep, which is where there's a ton of
(15:36):
those shady places.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Oh no, you were on there though, No shady places.
Speaker 6 (15:43):
Caps all caps, but it's more Lemon grove right.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
No, it's in the Mesa, Lisa, thank you very much.
Nothing wrong with but it's in the Mesa.
Speaker 4 (15:51):
And so I was having some like flashbacks and some
fears walking into this place because the outside and like
it was next to like a tattoo shop and all
this other stuff. I'm like, shy, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
It's just like a little strip mall.
Speaker 4 (16:02):
So it did look a little bit shady, but I
go in and it's actually lovely and delightful inside.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
Oh, lovely and delightful.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Don't judge a book, bites, don't judge.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
Book by its cover. I told her about my next
she said, I got you.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
The next question. Would you need to tell her?
Speaker 3 (16:16):
Yeah, she could just look at it and she should know.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
I don't don't even need to point it out. She
just feel it. Well, she tended to it, and that
was going great.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
Now.
Speaker 4 (16:23):
I did have a couple of things though, like that
with your breast, Yes, like the pain I got shot
down a little bit, like where where it was on.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
I like, well, good thing, I'm a breast specialist,
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