October 17, 2024 • 11 mins
On today's P1 Podcast, it is revealed to us that THor has changed sides and now is a lover of fart comedy
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Four years, we have heard that Thor does not think
farts are funny, does not think anything about farts are funny.
He's grossed out by them, although he does say he
likes the smell of his own, which is just so bizarre.
But either way, he's not a fan of farts. Well,
(00:20):
I guess times have changed. We ain't done yet. It's
time for the one podcast over.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Yet completely uncensored and unacting filtered except for that part
the party.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
The show's after show starts.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Now, fark guy, Now you're the part.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Guy, not become the guy. I mean, I know you first,
you're your internal.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
I like my own is a park guy. I love
my own farts.
Speaker 5 (00:55):
Yeah, do you guys, Do you guys ever have times
here in this room where you go to Thor just
far oh, trying to pretend you didn't. Okay, we can
like will be going back, or like will be silent,
just point Yeah, that's.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
How I feel.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
What am I gonna get out?
Speaker 4 (01:09):
I don't think by fart. I eat a lot of protein.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
Sorry he was just about to say he doesn't.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
That's gross.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
So we're all aware.
Speaker 5 (01:17):
We just don't bring it up, just so you know,
because I like Eddie said, what's the point, what is
that going to do? The fart has already been released.
Speaker 6 (01:25):
He's not going to stop doing it.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
No, there's the cracking.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
It's been released. But you know, for years thora has
always thought that kind of humor, like farting not fun
and doing the thing where you know, maybe you run
up on your boy, drop a fart on him and
be like, you know, run away. Like he hates that
kind of stuff.
Speaker 5 (01:42):
Yeah, he'll that when he farts in here. He'll never
like laugh about it or acknowledge it. No, no, he
tries to.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
He doesn't do like I'm gonna lift my leg and
rip one.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
It's the lowest form of humor.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
He doesn't.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
He this is what he believed fart.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Humor and like that kind of stuff is just so
unfunny to me, Like, yeah, I'm trying to think of
like like the movies and comedians that are like that.
I'm just like, that is not fun, that's not your's
not funny.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Times have changed now it's the height of.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
I wouldn't it's I wouldn't say that.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
It's the funniest thing he could ever do.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
I wouldn't say that.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Really, what happened last night.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
So what happened last night was me trying to prove
a point to my wife. That's what happened last night.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
But were you or were you not hysterically laughing because
of another reason? Any question? Tell me what happened.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
So last night I had I think these Quest protein
bars that I eat.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
To why don't you do commercials for them? I mean
you talk about them NonStop. Quest products.
Speaker 6 (02:51):
Yes, we didn't love protein.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
You do steroids?
Speaker 4 (02:58):
We got it. Doesn't make steroids.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Them if they did.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
I mean I wouldn't. I wouldn't.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
They're delicious and they also do like protein pop tarts.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
But anyway they are.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
They have raspberry raspberry.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
You could go, oh you want baby. I lost a
lot of weight eat all these protein. That's right.
Speaker 6 (03:22):
Even I admit though, like my egg whites and that
stuff is an acquired taste that's not there. I've tricked
myself to thinking it's good.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
You're wrong. These are not bad. They're not. I'll bring
them in. I'll bring in the chip, those.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Waring Quests, those Waring Quest, those Waring Quest, those war
in Quest makes it up and.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
Sky liked it, and so did I did. Thank you.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
As Scott. That does everything you need to know.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
If I'm vouching for your Yeah, what excuse me?
Speaker 4 (03:54):
I take that, thank you. So I've beating a lot
of protein. So at night I got a fart for
some reason.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
But for some reason, I think we know why and I.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Last night, we're watching Scrubs. It's our new show. My
wife loves to watch it. It's fine, it's not the
best show ever.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Because you watched the worst ship at night. When there
was shows that you started that we all like together
that you don't watch.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
It's just got We just got the Big Brother. We
got so far behind you.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
If you're watching Scrubs, you can catch up.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
Here's the problem.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
If we watch Big Brother and we're far behind, we
get so into it that I'll just keep watching it.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
I won't go to bed with Scrubs. I watched one
episode and I go to sleep.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Yeah, have no self control over big idea.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
But we just lose track of time. I just we
just lost it. We got like eight episodes behind.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
I couldna.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
That's crazy.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
So we're watching TV and ninety nine percent of the
time I'll get up and leave the room to fart
and awhere to God.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
I believe you, because I think you recognize protein farts.
Maybe besides drunk farts, the hango over might be the
worst farts out there.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
I mean your I know, I know. So I get
up and leave the room right.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Every once in a blue moon, I can't, and I'll
try to like keep the covers down so she doesn't
smell it, but sometimes it will seep.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
Through, and I'll go and I'll go and I'll go,
did you fart on her?
Speaker 2 (05:20):
And then she and then she says no, and then
she'll go, will sin she does.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
It and blames on the dog? You gotta blame it
on her? What every once in a while?
Speaker 1 (05:32):
That how does she not recognize that? You know? The time?
Speaker 4 (05:35):
She knows?
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (05:36):
But uh?
Speaker 2 (05:38):
And then so I got up to fart in the
bed in the bathroom farted in the bathroom?
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Is that your go to farts spot?
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Yeah, because it's close to the bedroom. So she comes
into the bathroom like ten minutes later and she's like,
oh my god, there's no way was five minutes later.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
It's still a long time.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Yeah, which I still don't believe it.
Speaker 6 (06:02):
We know your wife, she doesn't sound like that, babe.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
This is disgusting the fake dry heaven.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
It's so fucking annoying. That's how she is. She's so
over your mad.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
I'm listening to the story right now.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
She's doing this.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Yeah, it's probably disgusting.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Yeah, So she goes back. I'm like, Heyley, it's the bathroom.
What do you want me to do?
Speaker 1 (06:26):
So then you're mad?
Speaker 4 (06:27):
Yeah, I am mad, I am mad.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
If I want to hold on. When you go and
went into the bathroom, did you go in and close
the door or did you just sort of.
Speaker 6 (06:37):
I left the door opens, I close it behind you
so that it stays in the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
It doesn't know, the door just stays open. But it
was like five minutes later, I swear, and we closed.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
The bedroom door. What does that mean?
Speaker 2 (06:50):
We close the bedroom door because I don't want the
cats to come in and because are really annoying.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
So it wasn't like the smell wafted into the bedroom,
you know, it's just so she slingered. So she no,
it's it's in another mountain. Yeah, it's a very tiny. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
So about twenty minutes later, I got farting and I
get up and I can't hold it and didn't ship
my pants, thank god. But I got to the doorway
of our bedroom and I farted, and I stood in
the doorway.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
But it's far enough away.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
It is far enough away, Hayes in the bed on
the other side of the bed, near the wall.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Could you hear it?
Speaker 4 (07:29):
No, I sleep on the side of the bed closer
to the door. She sleeps on the other side.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Because you to Protector, that's it.
Speaker 6 (07:36):
Tiny. That bedroom is probably ten by ten.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
It's not ten by ten.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
Dep I don't even know what.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
You mean to you.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
I mean that could be the largest room you've ever said.
Speaker 4 (08:00):
Way that that's not the point sky.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
So she couldn't hear this thing.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
She couldn't hear so.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
I you're blasting scrubs.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
And the fans and the fans on. We have a
very god Yeah, so the fans on by far.
Speaker 4 (08:13):
She doesn't hear it. And I stand there and then
because I want the far I don't. I don't want
to drag the fart with.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Me, you know.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
And she's thanking me for doing that.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
I thought you said she didn't hear it.
Speaker 4 (08:24):
Well, because she knows that I got to, are you announced? Yes,
she knows that I got Because I don't. I don't
other than I don't once we're watching the show.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
I don't get up randomly for no fucking reason like
she does opportunity.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
To take shots at your wife.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
We'll be watching the show and she has this fucking
innate ability just to get up in the most important
scene and not say anything.
Speaker 4 (08:49):
She just gets up and I'm going and.
Speaker 6 (08:50):
He's gonna get water.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
But you do it in the most important scene. And
then I go, where are you going? And she goes,
I gotta get water. I'm like, you don't say, hey,
pause it real quick, I gotta get water. She just
gets up and starts walking out. I don't do that.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Do you feel better now that you got that out?
You've said it multiple times.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
And it never ends Eddie. You think it would end?
Speaker 5 (09:09):
Well, isn't that her problem? If she misses the most
important scene, that's a problem.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
I can't handle that. Yeah. Yeah, I can't commentary, you know.
Speaker 4 (09:16):
And I got to explain what happened?
Speaker 6 (09:19):
Did she ask for you to explain?
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (09:21):
Because she comes back. She goes back, confused me. Why
did that happen? I hope that fifteenth class of wine
was worth it?
Speaker 6 (09:28):
Okay, yeah, fifteen that's.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
So I'm far I'm standing there. She's thanking me for
not farting near near her, and you're welcome, babe, I
love you. And then I get back and then I
leave that area and go into the bathroom for a
second because I wanted to.
Speaker 4 (09:53):
I think I had to peek.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Was going to go in there and peekkay, and she
starts to I start to hear, oh, oh my god,
I god god.
Speaker 4 (10:03):
So I go, what the fuck is going on? And
she goes, you're fart.
Speaker 6 (10:06):
Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
I smell it.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
And then I go, Haley, stop it, and she goes.
She goes, no, I can't. I gotta get out of here.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
The fan didn't help.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
No, She's saying, the fan blew it towards me. So
she's now dry heating. So I've had enough. I closed
the door and I hold the handle.
Speaker 4 (10:30):
And she's very My wife's very weak, and she's like
this guy of her body.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
She grew up on a farm. I believes she's got strong.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Very very strong legs, very strong legs, very weak of
her body. And I hold it and she goes, let
me out.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
You're holding her hostage in with the fart.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Because I know she's being over dramatic. I know she's
being over dram I know she's being.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Over all that's going on. Who's in hysterics.
Speaker 4 (10:58):
Because because her, because of her.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Humor.
Speaker 6 (11:05):
That's exactly what it is.
Speaker 5 (11:08):
She's My big brother did to me, and he would
hold the door close, and then I'd be like.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
Let me out, don't let me out? What don't let
you out?
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Okay, That's what.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
I was her a lesson about being over dramatic because
I knew she was, so Eventually I let go of
the door and she comes running out, is on her
her hands are on her knees, and.
Speaker 4 (11:37):
She's doing this. It's so fucking dramatic. It was not
that bad.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
And she didn't even smell.
Speaker 4 (11:46):
She didn't your real asshole. You know that, your real asshole,
jerk
Speaker 1 (11:52):
She could smell your asshole.
Four years, we have heard that Thor does not think
farts are funny, does not think anything about farts are funny.
He's grossed out by them, although he does say he
likes the smell of his own, which is just so bizarre.
But either way, he's not a fan of farts. Well,
(00:20):
I guess times have changed. We ain't done yet. It's
time for the one podcast over.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Yet completely uncensored and unacting filtered except for that part
the party.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
The show's after show starts.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Now, fark guy, Now you're the part.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Guy, not become the guy. I mean, I know you first,
you're your internal.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
I like my own is a park guy. I love
my own farts.
Speaker 5 (00:55):
Yeah, do you guys, Do you guys ever have times
here in this room where you go to Thor just
far oh, trying to pretend you didn't. Okay, we can
like will be going back, or like will be silent,
just point Yeah, that's.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
How I feel.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
What am I gonna get out?
Speaker 4 (01:09):
I don't think by fart. I eat a lot of protein.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
Sorry he was just about to say he doesn't.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
That's gross.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
So we're all aware.
Speaker 5 (01:17):
We just don't bring it up, just so you know,
because I like Eddie said, what's the point, what is
that going to do? The fart has already been released.
Speaker 6 (01:25):
He's not going to stop doing it.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
No, there's the cracking.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
It's been released. But you know, for years thora has
always thought that kind of humor, like farting not fun
and doing the thing where you know, maybe you run
up on your boy, drop a fart on him and
be like, you know, run away. Like he hates that
kind of stuff.
Speaker 5 (01:42):
Yeah, he'll that when he farts in here. He'll never
like laugh about it or acknowledge it. No, no, he
tries to.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
He doesn't do like I'm gonna lift my leg and
rip one.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
It's the lowest form of humor.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
He doesn't.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
He this is what he believed fart.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Humor and like that kind of stuff is just so
unfunny to me, Like, yeah, I'm trying to think of
like like the movies and comedians that are like that.
I'm just like, that is not fun, that's not your's
not funny.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Times have changed now it's the height of.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
I wouldn't it's I wouldn't say that.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
It's the funniest thing he could ever do.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
I wouldn't say that.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Really, what happened last night.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
So what happened last night was me trying to prove
a point to my wife. That's what happened last night.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
But were you or were you not hysterically laughing because
of another reason? Any question? Tell me what happened.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
So last night I had I think these Quest protein
bars that I eat.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
To why don't you do commercials for them? I mean
you talk about them NonStop. Quest products.
Speaker 6 (02:51):
Yes, we didn't love protein.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
You do steroids?
Speaker 4 (02:58):
We got it. Doesn't make steroids.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Them if they did.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
I mean I wouldn't. I wouldn't.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
They're delicious and they also do like protein pop tarts.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
But anyway they are.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
They have raspberry raspberry.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
You could go, oh you want baby. I lost a
lot of weight eat all these protein. That's right.
Speaker 6 (03:22):
Even I admit though, like my egg whites and that
stuff is an acquired taste that's not there. I've tricked
myself to thinking it's good.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
You're wrong. These are not bad. They're not. I'll bring
them in. I'll bring in the chip, those.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Waring Quests, those Waring Quest, those Waring Quest, those war
in Quest makes it up and.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
Sky liked it, and so did I did. Thank you.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
As Scott. That does everything you need to know.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
If I'm vouching for your Yeah, what excuse me?
Speaker 4 (03:54):
I take that, thank you. So I've beating a lot
of protein. So at night I got a fart for
some reason.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
But for some reason, I think we know why and I.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Last night, we're watching Scrubs. It's our new show. My
wife loves to watch it. It's fine, it's not the
best show ever.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Because you watched the worst ship at night. When there
was shows that you started that we all like together
that you don't watch.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
It's just got We just got the Big Brother. We
got so far behind you.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
If you're watching Scrubs, you can catch up.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
Here's the problem.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
If we watch Big Brother and we're far behind, we
get so into it that I'll just keep watching it.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
I won't go to bed with Scrubs. I watched one
episode and I go to sleep.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Yeah, have no self control over big idea.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
But we just lose track of time. I just we
just lost it. We got like eight episodes behind.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
I couldna.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
That's crazy.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
So we're watching TV and ninety nine percent of the
time I'll get up and leave the room to fart
and awhere to God.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
I believe you, because I think you recognize protein farts.
Maybe besides drunk farts, the hango over might be the
worst farts out there.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
I mean your I know, I know. So I get
up and leave the room right.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Every once in a blue moon, I can't, and I'll
try to like keep the covers down so she doesn't
smell it, but sometimes it will seep.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
Through, and I'll go and I'll go and I'll go,
did you fart on her?
Speaker 2 (05:20):
And then she and then she says no, and then
she'll go, will sin she does.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
It and blames on the dog? You gotta blame it
on her? What every once in a while?
Speaker 1 (05:32):
That how does she not recognize that? You know? The time?
Speaker 4 (05:35):
She knows?
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (05:36):
But uh?
Speaker 2 (05:38):
And then so I got up to fart in the
bed in the bathroom farted in the bathroom?
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Is that your go to farts spot?
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Yeah, because it's close to the bedroom. So she comes
into the bathroom like ten minutes later and she's like,
oh my god, there's no way was five minutes later.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
It's still a long time.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Yeah, which I still don't believe it.
Speaker 6 (06:02):
We know your wife, she doesn't sound like that, babe.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
This is disgusting the fake dry heaven.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
It's so fucking annoying. That's how she is. She's so
over your mad.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
I'm listening to the story right now.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
She's doing this.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Yeah, it's probably disgusting.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Yeah, So she goes back. I'm like, Heyley, it's the bathroom.
What do you want me to do?
Speaker 1 (06:26):
So then you're mad?
Speaker 4 (06:27):
Yeah, I am mad, I am mad.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
If I want to hold on. When you go and
went into the bathroom, did you go in and close
the door or did you just sort of.
Speaker 6 (06:37):
I left the door opens, I close it behind you
so that it stays in the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
It doesn't know, the door just stays open. But it
was like five minutes later, I swear, and we closed.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
The bedroom door. What does that mean?
Speaker 2 (06:50):
We close the bedroom door because I don't want the
cats to come in and because are really annoying.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
So it wasn't like the smell wafted into the bedroom,
you know, it's just so she slingered. So she no,
it's it's in another mountain. Yeah, it's a very tiny. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
So about twenty minutes later, I got farting and I
get up and I can't hold it and didn't ship
my pants, thank god. But I got to the doorway
of our bedroom and I farted, and I stood in
the doorway.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
But it's far enough away.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
It is far enough away, Hayes in the bed on
the other side of the bed, near the wall.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Could you hear it?
Speaker 4 (07:29):
No, I sleep on the side of the bed closer
to the door. She sleeps on the other side.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Because you to Protector, that's it.
Speaker 6 (07:36):
Tiny. That bedroom is probably ten by ten.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
It's not ten by ten.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
Dep I don't even know what.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
You mean to you.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
I mean that could be the largest room you've ever said.
Speaker 4 (08:00):
Way that that's not the point sky.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
So she couldn't hear this thing.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
She couldn't hear so.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
I you're blasting scrubs.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
And the fans and the fans on. We have a
very god Yeah, so the fans on by far.
Speaker 4 (08:13):
She doesn't hear it. And I stand there and then
because I want the far I don't. I don't want
to drag the fart with.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Me, you know.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
And she's thanking me for doing that.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
I thought you said she didn't hear it.
Speaker 4 (08:24):
Well, because she knows that I got to, are you announced? Yes,
she knows that I got Because I don't. I don't
other than I don't once we're watching the show.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
I don't get up randomly for no fucking reason like
she does opportunity.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
To take shots at your wife.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
We'll be watching the show and she has this fucking
innate ability just to get up in the most important
scene and not say anything.
Speaker 4 (08:49):
She just gets up and I'm going and.
Speaker 6 (08:50):
He's gonna get water.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
But you do it in the most important scene. And
then I go, where are you going? And she goes,
I gotta get water. I'm like, you don't say, hey,
pause it real quick, I gotta get water. She just
gets up and starts walking out. I don't do that.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Do you feel better now that you got that out?
You've said it multiple times.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
And it never ends Eddie. You think it would end?
Speaker 5 (09:09):
Well, isn't that her problem? If she misses the most
important scene, that's a problem.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
I can't handle that. Yeah. Yeah, I can't commentary, you know.
Speaker 4 (09:16):
And I got to explain what happened?
Speaker 6 (09:19):
Did she ask for you to explain?
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (09:21):
Because she comes back. She goes back, confused me. Why
did that happen? I hope that fifteenth class of wine
was worth it?
Speaker 6 (09:28):
Okay, yeah, fifteen that's.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
So I'm far I'm standing there. She's thanking me for
not farting near near her, and you're welcome, babe, I
love you. And then I get back and then I
leave that area and go into the bathroom for a
second because I wanted to.
Speaker 4 (09:53):
I think I had to peek.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Was going to go in there and peekkay, and she
starts to I start to hear, oh, oh my god,
I god god.
Speaker 4 (10:03):
So I go, what the fuck is going on? And
she goes, you're fart.
Speaker 6 (10:06):
Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
I smell it.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
And then I go, Haley, stop it, and she goes.
She goes, no, I can't. I gotta get out of here.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
The fan didn't help.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
No, She's saying, the fan blew it towards me. So
she's now dry heating. So I've had enough. I closed
the door and I hold the handle.
Speaker 4 (10:30):
And she's very My wife's very weak, and she's like
this guy of her body.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
She grew up on a farm. I believes she's got strong.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Very very strong legs, very strong legs, very weak of
her body. And I hold it and she goes, let
me out.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
You're holding her hostage in with the fart.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Because I know she's being over dramatic. I know she's
being over dram I know she's being.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Over all that's going on. Who's in hysterics.
Speaker 4 (10:58):
Because because her, because of her.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Humor.
Speaker 6 (11:05):
That's exactly what it is.
Speaker 5 (11:08):
She's My big brother did to me, and he would
hold the door close, and then I'd be like.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
Let me out, don't let me out? What don't let
you out?
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Okay, That's what.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
I was her a lesson about being over dramatic because
I knew she was, so Eventually I let go of
the door and she comes running out, is on her
her hands are on her knees, and.
Speaker 4 (11:37):
She's doing this. It's so fucking dramatic. It was not
that bad.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
And she didn't even smell.
Speaker 4 (11:46):
She didn't your real asshole. You know that, your real asshole,
jerk
Speaker 1 (11:52):
She could smell your asshole.
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